User blog:Xxstormmxx/How to make a lego theme: MBs humor

I was writing my novels but I had really low muse today(I only wrote 500 words) so I decided to do some MBs humor. This post is on Lego's theme idea logic. Also, the crazy exclamation points are for humor.

STEP ONE: Characters!

To make a LEGO theme you need characters, right!? Well here's what you do. You make a young hero that hates rules and you make him the mian character. We're calling him the young gun. Then you make a old guy that is the leader(he has to be old!!!)and make him a stickler for rules. Let's call him the oldie for now. Next you need the ninja guy that hates talking. He always wear's light colors, and we're calling him the ninja. Finally we have a female character. You can only have ONE girl in the group of main characters and no more. We'll call this character the girl.

STEP TWO: The bad guys!

Every story needs someone to make trouble, right!? Of course they do! Well, to create your villain, make sure that he is super smart(but not street smart, this is important!!!!) but physically weak. If your villain is strong, he must be extremely stupid. Also, give him a fancy hat, because fancy hats are EVIL!

STEP THREE: Plots!

Plots!! Who needs them!?!? Everybody! For a plot you need to make sure that  the oldie and the young gun disagree at every possible moment but the girl always steps in and solves the conflict. Then you have the villain attack because of some super WMD weapon he is looking for or because of a super power-crystal resource and the heroes realize they need to stick together to win!

The villain always captures the heroes but he has a incredibly stupid moment and tells his whole plan and gives a long speech on how he will get rid of the heroes, and the young gun finds a way to explot the plan and save the world. Now you just need to switch out the characters and you have a theme!