User blog comment:Ireithien/I apologize for making sandwiches/@comment-4845243-20140122204914/@comment-4845243-20140122210905

Sandwiches cannot be innocent or guilty, as they are incapable of actions, not to mention moral responsibility for said actions. Also, murder does not apply to nonliving entities such as sandwiches. There is no such thing as murder of innocent sandwiches, and you have provided no evidence to the contrary.