User blog comment:Jenna Schultz/Petition: Let Jenna Schultz Take Control of LMBW and the Seven Layers of Hell/@comment-27224402-20151220233818

I would sign, but this is clearly a fake petition. If you were really a supreme leader, you'd be powerful enough to know that my cat is an indoor cat and is never outside, so the fact that it's "jumping on the dumpser" is impossible. Sorry.