User blog comment:ItsCryptiid/Embarrassing Childhood Stories/@comment-5198107-20150111063201

One day when I was in kindergarten, we learned that potatoes were roots that grew underground. So that day at reccess, my friend Rowan and I went to this secluded part of the playground and starting pulling up grass to see if we could find a potato. Finally we pulled some grass out that had a big clump of dirt that came out with the roots, which we of course assumed was a potato, and so naturally I ate the clump of dirt and grass roots.