User:Nightfall395/Chat/Logs/27 July 2015

 [06:46]  * ZXSpidermanXZ bans Gray 5eva [06:48] <652Graystripe> rip gray [06:49]  He almost has 666 in his name, as if he wasn't sketchy enough already. [06:49]  Who are we talking about? xD [06:51] <652Graystripe> /me [06:52]  /hitler [06:52]  /Hitler is me [06:53] <652Graystripe> Fairly certain that the Blue Shell is the most evil thing I've ever seen. [06:54] <652Graystripe> This coming from a guy that rigged a car's lights to turn on as if it were backing up... whenever a large object passed by. [06:55] <652Graystripe> And whose next ambition is to find a Shopping Cart Gnome. [06:56]  wot :p [06:56] <652Graystripe> You know - the guys that hit wheels on shopping carts so they always turn just slightly left. [06:56]  xD [06:56]  tfw you think you did really badly [06:56]  &gt;lvp has 2/11 [06:57]  thank you, lvp, for always making me feel better about myself [06:57]  unless i'm lvp [06:57]  which is usually [06:58] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe gives Fort a brohug of sadness [06:58]  c: [06:58] <652Graystripe> You know what makes me feel happy? [06:59] <652Graystripe> Snipers on Teufort. [06:59] <652Graystripe> syn. LVP [06:59]  lol [07:00] <652Graystripe> ...honestly, the fact that I main Demoman is probably pretty telling, because nothing rivals that feeling when you blow something large up. [07:00]  sure stuff does [07:00] <FortressOfNight> wow that's the most poorly worded sentence i've said all week [07:00] <652Graystripe> I think it's the feeling Scouts get when they do the perfect meatshot on a Medic, or Soldiers with the perfect jump. [07:00] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [07:00] <652Graystripe> Or the sadistic Pubstomp Pyro. [07:00] <652Graystripe> We all know him, don't we? [07:00] <Nart L. Chipikal> i main sniper [07:01] <Man.city1> later [07:01] <Nart L. Chipikal> i enjoy it when i can actually headshot someone at close range [07:01] <652Graystripe> Bonedolier, Ol' Guadalajara. [07:01] <652Graystripe> Do not feed it projectiles. [07:01] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe huddles with Nart in fear of the Pubstomp Pyro [07:02] <652Graystripe> Oh yeah... I forgot... you're free from him unless you use the Huntsman. [07:02] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe leaves Nart behind to go cry in a corner with the rest of his projectile kin [07:02] <Nart L. Chipikal> what rascus was here [07:02] <FortressOfNight> what about when spies get the perfect jump? https://youtu.be/GuYI1FAHjEA?t=3m46s [07:03] <652Graystripe> Oh, don't get me started on trickstabs. [07:03] <Nart L. Chipikal> yes, i very much like the part where it is blocked in our country on copyright grounds [07:03] <652Graystripe> ...I enjoy causing havoc with trickstabbers, but it's not an easy feeling. [07:03] <Nart L. Chipikal> exciting [07:03] <652Graystripe> I mean, what's a guy supposed to do? Take out his bottle and whack the trickstabber? [07:03] <652Graystripe> Definitely. [07:03] <Nart L. Chipikal> totally, man [07:03] <FortressOfNight> yes [07:04] <652Graystripe> I guess I shouldn't talk to Nart about Spy problems. [07:04] <Nart L. Chipikal> just whip out that good old bottle and smash it in his face [07:04] <652Graystripe> Och, aye. [07:04] <Nart L. Chipikal> yeah usually the team i'm on doesn't spycheck so i die to spies waaay too much [07:04] <652Graystripe> When I complain about Spies, I'm pretty sure you get the feeling I get when people complain about Scouts. [07:05] <652Graystripe> They're not my job, you idiots. Fix them or they will remove your DPS! [07:05] <652Graystripe> Do you hear me?! They will remove me ! [07:05] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe enrages and shakes his teammates by the throat [07:05] <FortressOfNight> wot [07:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> i don't understand [07:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> are you happy [07:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> sad [07:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> confused? [07:05] <652Graystripe> nart [07:05] <652Graystripe> i'm furious at these people [07:06] <652Graystripe> Scouts are my hardest counter. [07:06] <Nart L. Chipikal> this is when you play demoman right [07:06] <652Graystripe> I mean, take a class that can dodge projectiles easy and works best in close range where my bombs damage me... Grah. [07:06] <652Graystripe> Yeah. [07:06] <FortressOfNight> what about piero [07:06] <FortressOfNight> m2 to win [07:06] <Nart L. Chipikal> i use my grenade launcher, then predict where they jump [07:06] <Nart L. Chipikal> and then i shoot [07:06] <652Graystripe> Nart pls. I do that, but it's usually not enough. [07:06] <652Graystripe> i hate the soda popper so much [07:07] <652Graystripe> Always play the class you're weak against, and you will learn. [07:07] <Nart L. Chipikal> but i'm terrible at spy [07:07] <652Graystripe> For example! If a cocky Scout gets too close to you, they can eat some axe. [07:07] <652Graystripe> ...learned by Gray in a particularly infuriating match [07:07] <FortressOfNight> idk [07:07] <FortressOfNight> pyro is really easy [07:07] <652Graystripe> Hey, I play Engineer a lot because I'm good at it. I know how to deal with Demos. Because I am one. [07:08] <Nart L. Chipikal> i use my shotgun to deal with scouts [07:08] <FortressOfNight> engi &gt; scout is hardest counter ever [07:08] <Nart L. Chipikal> i am bad with the whole setting people on fire thing [07:08] <652Graystripe> Fort, I'm just gonna tell you you're wrong. [07:08] <652Graystripe> Scout &gt; Demo. [07:08] <652Graystripe> At least the Scout has Bonk. [07:08] <652Graystripe> But we have nothing. [07:08] <652Graystripe> Nothing. [07:08] <652Graystripe> Do you know how dark my life is? Do you know what pain I feel? [07:08] <FortressOfNight> lol [07:09] <652Graystripe> Snakewater last gave me the TF2 equivalent of PTSD. [07:09] <FortressOfNight> sentries have knockback you know [07:09] <Nart L. Chipikal> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n049JQaXAPE [07:10] <652Graystripe> At least 90% accurate. [07:10] <652Graystripe> For some reason, I don't feel comfortable with Ubercharges. I play better if the pocket goes for the sentry, while I kinda run around the flank. [07:11] <652Graystripe> Good example: to cap second on Upward, I go around the Sniper nest and the pocket goes the main route. [07:12] <FortressOfNight> wot [07:12] <Nart L. Chipikal> interesting [07:13] <652Graystripe> I remember one game. My team was me (Medic), a W+M1 Pyro if there ever was one, three Snipers, four Spies and a Soldier who was apparently the North Korea Missile Program all by himself. [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;knows we're gonna lose [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;enemy has three lvl 3 nests [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;one sniper is AFK [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;he is credit to team [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;pop uber on him [07:13] <652Graystripe> &gt;tell them they're idiots and leave [07:13] <Nart L. Chipikal> http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/36375276891448690/7567D069F50B97D17F425DA5E4045BA9AEF6656C/ [07:14] <FortressOfNight> wow [07:14] <652Graystripe> I quietly whispered to that Sniper "You are the MVP, no matter what anyone else tells you." [07:14] <652Graystripe> He gave no response. He was still AFK. [07:14] <652Graystripe> Nart is correct. [07:15] <FortressOfNight> kk [07:15] <652Graystripe> Fort, explaining previous: pocket is Medic+Soldier/Heavy. I took a flank route to demolish their turtle rather than take the Ubercharge myself. [07:16] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe whispers into Nart's ear "You are the rare and endangered 'good sniper.'" [07:16] <FortressOfNight> mhm [07:16] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe flies away on a stickybomb [07:16] <652Graystripe> Earlier I was playing Nucleus, and I used my Rooftop Wrangler (Teufort collection) to stickyjump up to the roof. [07:16] <652Graystripe> Took no damage. [07:17] <652Graystripe> ?!?!? profit [07:17] <Nart L. Chipikal> so you used a wrangler to stickyjump [07:17] <Nart L. Chipikal> fun [07:17] <FortressOfNight> es [07:17] <FortressOfNight> i've heard rumors valve is going to be revealing a healing-based seventh class soon [07:17] <FortressOfNight> isn't that exciting [07:17] <Nart L. Chipikal> [07:18] <652Graystripe> Nah, it was a stickybomb launcher. [07:18] <652Graystripe> One of the new ones. [07:18] <FortressOfNight> yds [07:18] <652Graystripe> It's called the Rooftop Wrangler. [07:18] <FortressOfNight> orly [07:18] <652Graystripe> http://prntscr.com/7xggm9 [07:19] <FortressOfNight> has there been a new contract since like friday btw [07:19] <FortressOfNight> looks like stock to me [07:19] <Nart L. Chipikal> interesting [07:19] <Nart L. Chipikal> i dunno [07:19] <Nart L. Chipikal> how many contracts have there been so far [07:19] <652Graystripe> Gunmettle was released on the 2nd. [07:19] <652Graystripe> Two contracts per week. [07:19] <FortressOfNight> so like 6? [07:19] <FortressOfNight> or 7 [07:19] <652Graystripe> Is now the early morning of the 27th. [07:20] <FortressOfNight> maybe 8 considering they dropped 2 on the first day [07:20] <Nart L. Chipikal> i was wondering if it was 6 or 8 [07:21] <FortressOfNight> do people still say pyro is up btw [07:21] <Nart L. Chipikal> why, did pyro climb a tree [07:21] <652Graystripe> A lot of them do. [07:21] <652Graystripe> That or Heavy. [07:22] <652Graystripe> But Heavy got a significant sentry damage bonus, lots of buffs to weapons (Natascha got a minor mechanic change, IIRC) and some various stuff this update, so... [07:22] <FortressOfNight> well heavy just has a skill ceiling as high as the core of the earth [07:22] <652Graystripe> Natascha, Brass Beast, Tomislav, Dalokohs Bar, Famiry Business, Eviction Notice and Warrior's Spirit all got buffed, I think. [07:23] <652Graystripe> Heavy takes some skill to play well, I have to admit. [07:23] <Psychos-R-Us> Goodnight, my creepies. (angel n) [07:23] <Nart L. Chipikal> o/ [07:23] <652Graystripe> G'night. [07:23] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe fruitlessly says goodnight to someone who is already gone [07:23] <FortressOfNight> lol [07:24] <FortressOfNight> is tomislav out of oblivion territory yet [07:24] <652Graystripe> Sorta. [07:24] <FortressOfNight> and are eviction notice and family business worth using yet? [07:24] <652Graystripe> They changed the spin-up bonus from 10 to 20% and gave it more accuracy. [07:24] <652Graystripe> Eviction Notice was always worth using simply for the crits. [07:24] <652Graystripe> But now it's an amazing melee. [07:24] <652Graystripe> Huge speedboost on hit. [07:24] <652Graystripe> Famiry Business has always been a straight upgrade to the shotty, honestly, but now it's even better. [07:25] <652Graystripe> Brass Beast is now OP on Payload maps. You can be the cart-rider and no one can stop you. [07:25] <FortressOfNight> huh [07:25] <FortressOfNight> well family business and eviction notice were always outclassed severely by other secondaries. compared to stock they were alright though [07:25] <FortressOfNight> secondaries/melee [07:26] <652Graystripe> * 652Graystripe drags Fort into a dark alley because of the Family's orders [07:26] <Nart L. Chipikal> how does eviction notice be secondary [07:26] <652Graystripe> Honestly, the Family Business wasn't bad before the upgrade. [07:26] <FortressOfNight> yeah it was ok [07:26] <652Graystripe> The damage penalty isn't really noticeable; still possible to kill enemies in two shots, IIRC. [07:26] <FortressOfNight> ye [07:26] <652Graystripe> Sandvich is obviously still the best, but... [07:27] <FortressOfNight> depending on the class ofc [07:27] <Nart L. Chipikal> sandvich make me strong [07:27] <652Graystripe> Look at tiny baby men, running from sandvich! [07:27] <652Graystripe> I haven't tried out the new Dalokohs yet. [07:27] <652Graystripe> But it looks better. [07:27] <Nart L. Chipikal> i don't use that [07:27] <FortressOfNight> no one does [07:27] <652Graystripe> Anyone tried the Eureka Effect? [07:27] <Nart L. Chipikal> no [07:28] <Nart L. Chipikal> i don't like to play engie [07:28] <FortressOfNight> i only play spy really [07:28] <FortressOfNight> i'm utterly crap at every other class. except heavy and pyro who are easy [07:28] <652Graystripe> Also? The Jag is ridiculously powerful now. [07:29] <Nart L. Chipikal> i play anyone that isn't engie, spy, or medic [07:29] <FortressOfNight> i'm even terrible at soldier. and god forbid i ever try demo [07:29] <652Graystripe> It's got higher DPS than the stock, so the damage penalty is irrelevant. Plus it has only 7 less points of repair compared to stock (125 vs. 118) on top of the hit speed bonus. [07:30] <Nart L. Chipikal> i'm decent at soldier/demo/scout, kinda bad at pyro, heavy is just shooting, and sniper is my main [07:30] <652Graystripe> Main Demo, secondary Pyro/Engie, reasonably good at Spy/Heavy. I'm practicing at Scout and Soldier, and Sniper is just a lost cause. [07:31] <FortressOfNight> stupidly dedicated spy main terrible at most everything else yay [07:31] <652Graystripe> I know like three people like that, Fort. [07:32] <Nart L. Chipikal> i can't imagine myself maining spy [07:32] <652Graystripe> Honestly, I like Heavy's new melees. GRU for mobility and FoS for defense were the only viable ones. [07:32] <652Graystripe> KGB is still there for the off-chance of a melee kill, Warrior's Spirit is the best if you can keep in range, and Eviction Notice is cool for streaks. [07:32] <Nart L. Chipikal> i just go stock pretty much [07:33] <652Graystripe> ...I can't imagine myself maining Spy either. [07:33] <FortressOfNight> when i first started playing i wanted to main engi [07:33] <652Graystripe> Or Heavy, honestly. Fun pastime, but not really. [07:33] <FortressOfNight> dear god what a horrible existence that would be [07:33] <652Graystripe> When I first started playing I wanted to main Scout. [07:33] <Nart L. Chipikal> i wanted to main spy because you inspired me [07:33] <652Graystripe> That's not me. I'm a bomber. B) [07:33] <FortressOfNight> never considered maining scout [07:33] <FortressOfNight> moves too fast for me to aim properly. and i can ever handle the spread [07:33] <Nart L. Chipikal> but then i am very bad at it so then i went to pyro, then medic, and then i played everyone else until i decided to be sniper [07:34] <652Graystripe> IIRC I realized I wanted to Demoman when I was absolutely decimating some giants on Decoy with the Cannon. [07:34] <652Graystripe> Can we have a moment of silence for the Loch-N-Load? [07:34] <FortressOfNight> rip loke n lode [07:35] <652Graystripe> "You were good son, real good. Then Muselk made a video and doomed you." [07:35] <FortressOfNight> since when was muselk famous anyway [07:36] <Nart L. Chipikal> a while [07:36] <Nart L. Chipikal> i dunno [07:36] <FortressOfNight> like i played with him on a small server for like 6 months in 2013/14 and he didn't seem famous or anything. nobody treated him that way anyway [07:36] <652Graystripe> He made a video about one-shotting little people with the Loch, then it got nerfed explicitly to avoid that. [07:36] <652Graystripe> Plus the clip increase and all that. [07:37] <652Graystripe> Then he made a video where he was getting enemies down to 1-2 health and then Eyelander. [07:37] <652Graystripe> It gets nerfed again, this time so it only has damage bonus against buildings. [07:37] <FortressOfNight> well of course valve would never take notice unless there's massive public outcry for multiple years in a row [07:37] <652Graystripe> ..I can't see that sticking. Stock and Iron Bomber are so much better for them anyway. [07:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> they're not little, they just came out of the nest [07:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> soon they'll grow up to be beautiful flowers or something [07:38] <652Graystripe> Hey Nart, found a great way to improve twitch aim. [07:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> [07:39] <652Graystripe> Try stickyjumping over a sentry nest and use the Iron Bomber to take it out. [07:39] <652Graystripe> Really good way, since you're high-speed and you need to twitch to get it right. [07:39] <FortressOfNight> how do people use projectile weapon [07:39] <FortressOfNight> too hard [07:39] <Nart L. Chipikal> so what does twitch mean in this context [07:39] <652Graystripe> Well, you have to jerk downwards and fire when it looks right. [07:39] <652Graystripe> You know how Scouts can just twitch their mouse and fire? [07:40] <FortressOfNight> it's where you start streaming as soon as you fire [07:40] <Nart L. Chipikal> so i stream as soon as i learn what pyro is [07:40] <FortressOfNight> yes [07:42] <Nart L. Chipikal> i wanna start streaming stuff on twitch sometime [07:42] <FortressOfNight> that's what i thought [07:42] <FortressOfNight> then i tried and i had 700 ms and it was great [07:42] <Nart L. Chipikal> what program did you use [07:43] <FortressOfNight> idr [07:43] <Nart L. Chipikal> okay [07:44] <FortressOfNight> ok [07:44] <Nart L. Chipikal> *hides in the ceiling* [07:44] <FortressOfNight> me too thanks [07:45] <Nart L. Chipikal> i am building nest now, because i am sniper [07:45] <Nart L. Chipikal> tweet tweet [07:45] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm lying on the floor trying to stop myself from falling asleep but it's not working help :~: [07:45] <FortressOfNight> yay [07:45] <FortressOfNight> i am dying repeatedly [07:45] <Nart L. Chipikal> lie on the ceiling [07:45] <Nart L. Chipikal> or on the wall [07:45] <FortressOfNight> nah [07:45] <Nart L. Chipikal> or outside [07:46] <ZXSpidermanXZ> G2G o/ [07:46] <Slicer Vorzakh> That'll make too much noise it'll wake my parents :~: [07:46] <Slicer Vorzakh> O/ [07:46] <Nart L. Chipikal> o/ [07:46] <FortressOfNight> \o [07:46] <Nart L. Chipikal> you need to be a ninja, man [07:46] <FortressOfNight> it [07:46] <FortressOfNight> 's cold outside [07:46] <FortressOfNight> and inside [07:46] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm not, I'm a slicer :~: [07:46] <Nart L. Chipikal> *eats a heart* [07:47] <Lunaicus> hey slice [07:47] <Nart L. Chipikal> it's hot inside [07:47] <Lunaicus> I'm sorry but i need to go [07:47] <Nart L. Chipikal> i dunno about outside, but it's dark [07:47] <Lunaicus> so like [07:47] <FortressOfNight> cold [07:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> ugh [07:47] <Lunaicus> have fun being the only cm [07:47] <FortressOfNight> haaah [07:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> ofc now [07:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> bye [07:47] <Lunaicus> I'm sorry but i just am kinda broken atm [07:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> it's k [07:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm considering raising the volume of my music a lot [07:48] <Lunaicus> like everything inside of me died [07:48] <Lunaicus> anyway night [07:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> Is ear damage worth staYing away [07:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> Bye [07:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> * awake [07:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> Oh yay goggles is on [07:49] <Nart L. Chipikal> no he's not [07:49] <Nart L. Chipikal> he's not on until he gets on chat [07:49] <Nart L. Chipikal> because he is either a fat kangaroo or an australian pair of goggles [07:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> but he's alive c: [07:50] <Nart L. Chipikal> and no matter what, he is out there, devouring the souls of the children outside like the whatever he is [07:50] <FortressOfNight> idk [07:50] <FortressOfNight> there's no real difference between no mods and goggs [07:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> Tru tho [07:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> Poor children :c [07:51] <FortressOfNight> most disappointing admin/CM/user 2kanything [07:52] <Slicer Vorzakh> I only woke up at 8 why am I so tired :~: [07:53] <FortressOfNight> c: [07:53] <Slicer Vorzakh> Sometimes you can't wake up at 11, body :c [07:54] <FortressOfNight> holy god there's a war going on in nationstates alright [07:54] <FortressOfNight> so first there was a WA vote passed to create a world space administration [07:55] <FortressOfNight> and now there's a vote to repeal that [07:55] <FortressOfNight> and the guy who made the first vote sent out a global telegram asking people to vote against it [07:55] <FortressOfNight> and then the guy who made the repeal vote sent out a telegram against that telegram [07:55] <FortressOfNight> so yeah [07:55] <652Graystripe> You do NationStates too? [07:56] <Nart L. Chipikal>