User blog comment:MsD/A new sandwich policy/@comment-4052371-20140129191543

I think that this policy is way too lenient. I propose a new "bite for a bite" policy whereby, if a user takes a bite out of a sandwich, that sandwich gets the right to bite them back. Some may consider it harsh, and it's possible that there may be some difficulty in enforcing it, but I think it's a major stepping stone in giving sandwiches the justice they deserve.

In addition, we should start banning sandwich hate speech throughout the entire wiki. Too many people have gone on and on about how much they enjoy various types of sandwiches, and how they like to devour sandwiches by the truckload, and I think we should end this despicable behavior for good.