User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/Twas the Night Before Meet the Spy - Twas the Night Before Christmas Parody

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the base

A flippin' RED Spy

Was in the BLUes face

RED Spy in the base!

The computer shouted

Soldier grabbed his Shotgun

And he sees the Scout pouted

Stand back son!

The Soldier said

And then the Heavy crashed through the door, almost breaking their heads

Gentlemen?

The BLU Spy said with a wink

He appeared in the room

As fast as a blink

The briefcase was safe for now

But a Sniper was killed

But who, where, why, and how?

A RED Spy tried to stab him

But the Sniper turned around

He grabbed his Machete

And swung it 'round

He missed the Spy

The Spy was good

He stabbed the Sniper

And he fell over the railing of wood

The Spy saw a Sentry

Level 3, it was

He slid the Sapper to it

And it fell with a clanky

The Engy noticed

He pulled out his gun

But he was too late

For the Spy it was fun

Then the Spy saw a Medic

Although he was BLU

He killed him

Just like the other two

Then the BLUes discovered

That the RED Spy

Was doing certain things

With the BLU Scout's mother

The Soldier was then suspicios

He thought the BLU Spy was RED

He exploded Spy's head

Thinking it was conspicuous

Turns out it wasn't

But that was OK

Because the RED Spy was BLU Scout

Right behind you!

He said as he backstabbed these boys

And so ends our tale

So remember kids

Never trust a BLU Scout