User blog:Packachoo/It's Complicated

The Story
As Rio said today, at 12:13, "sometimes things get complicated"

While trying to think of pet names for Ale, I came up with Lemmy, but that implies that Alemas is a lemon or a llama or something. So I gave up and started trying to come up with OTP names. Here's what I came up with. (For those of you questioning OTPs, here's an explanation. An OTP is a one true pairing, aka Alemas and I.)

The Middle, Most Important Part
Paleachoo. This is ok, but it sounds like we're vampires or something. I mean, pale? What's next, fangs? So then I came up with the ultimate name.

Alpackachemas.

The Apology, The Real Most Important Part
"Alpacka" Don't you see? This is huge. I think that I just discovered that I have had a long lost son with Alemas. And I'd like to reach out to that son and apologize for not being there for him. Forgive Lemmy the Llama and I for being sucky, but still awesome parents. If you don't know who you are, son of mine, then I'll show you the DNA equation.

The Conclusion
Alpacka + Lemmy the Llama = Jdude420

Our son is Jdude. Amaze? Very amaze.