User:Loney 97

The Beginning
Hello there and welcome to my slightly random, slightly illegible userpage. Be forewarned that you may encounter great swathes of weird trivia, strange statements and a whole lot of hipster cats and Danbo. Did you know that "cellar door" is considered the most euphonic phrase in the English language in terms of sound combination? You do now.

I'm Loney, which is a fact I'm sure you didn't already know but whatever, now that you've read it again I'm sure it will stick in your mind much better. The 97 doesn't mean much, but if you strained your brain a bit you could probably figure out where I came up with that number; and no, it has nothing to do with the 25th prime number or the percentage of earth's salt water that is located in our oceans. So, my name is Loney, my friends call me Loney, Forever Alone, Loners, Oney and assorted other nicknames, my enemies don't call me anything because I don't have any enemies (Save this guy,  that guy,  and the great and dreadful king, critic and devotee to video game systems who is my sworn enemy) and I call myself Whatever. I. Want.

The Muddle
This, dear readers, is the muddle. And no, it's not called a muddle because I just threw everything in here, or because today is Tuesday. This is the muddle because every good piece of writing has a Beginning, a Muddle, and a End. Why should my fustian little userpage do any less?

I am not much more than a typical resident of this place, although really, could any one of the members here ever be considered typical? Probably not. I'm a bit droll compared to some of their tennis-TF2-MLP-saturated apparatuses; at times it feels like my knowledge and superior mentality stick out around here like a screen door on a submarine, but, regardless of my manifest superincumbent cognizance you're still here, reading this page, so obviously you still care to find out what idiotic rampages take place in my mind.

Despite my unremarkable competence I have developed more then a few close relationships with various members and persons of this dear diminutive community, and because of my beloved ties to these astute individuals I have taken the liberty of listing the names of these companions, comrades, cohorts, colleagues, confederates and collaborators of mine, in alphabetical order, below, each with a small biographical account of their distinct livelihood.

= Aravis = Aravis is my oldest daughter. Adopted along with her younger sister by me and my older brother Talmid, who took the place of an uncle in the two girl's lives, she now resides in Kanadia.

= Arya = Arya is the younger of my two daughters, and I shall add more about her later.

= BCG = BusyCityGuy, though not of any actual relation to me, still looks up to me as a father figure in his life. He is a well-apt, capable young man.

= Boyo = A resident of Kanadia also, Boyo (though now heralded as Link Celestrial) is a good friend to both me and my two daughters.

= Chicago = (TBA)

= Galileo = (TBA)

= Harry = (TBA)

= Indi = (TBA)

= Peat = A friend of mine since my first days on this wiki, she's probably the reason I even bothered staying. Thanks to her, I've now wasted a year and a half of my life on here, how could I not add to the list?

= Riol = (TBA)

= Swipester-kun = Though we've known each other for quite some time, Swipe and me have recently developed the relationship of "Besties" so obviously he's on here; plus, he's just a really cool guy to hang around.

= <font face="Calligraffitti" color="Navyblue" size="5px">Agent Spy = He is on here by request, therefore he shouldn't expect me to write up a good biography for him.

If you find yourself under the circumstance of having just read that list, expecting to find yourself on it, and now realized that your name was absent, don't go jump off a cliff yet, there still remains hope! As long as you aren't this one guy here, your aspirations can still become reality. There are numerous ways for you to express your outrage and indignation at being excluded, and for your consideration I have listed a couple here: Peradventure I am not on chat at the moment, feel free to remonstrate at me in a message on my wall.

If I AM on chat, you have full rights to enter and vociferate your objections at me in a private message.

Once you have done either one of these options, I can assure you that I shall read it and take the necessary steps for restitution on my part.

= <font face="Calligraffitti" color="Darkslategrey" size="5px">That Which is Admirable =

Danbo

Ginger Ale

Hipster Cats

Professor Layton

The Stereotypical Canadian Identity

The Sky

= <font face="Calligraffitti" color="Darkslategrey" size="5px">That Which is Intolerable =

Mountain Dew

Some people on here like that despicable drink, Mountain Dew. They somehow enjoy the atrocious sensation of the disgustingly sweet liquid pouring down their miserable, crystallized throats. I am not one of those people. My own daughter drinks it on occasion, mingled with an equal portion of root beer. Certainly not a habit I would condone, but it goes back to the very roots of Mountain Dew. As you may or may not know, when Mountain Dew was first created in the 1940's, in Tenessee, it was intended to be mixed with whiskey. Small wonder it is so unimaginably sweet, if it was created to be mixed with liquor.

Citrus Scent

Crayons

Americans

This part, the Muddle, is not completed; therefore it may seem devoid of information at the time of your reading. Don't get all into a stew over it, though, Rome wasn't built in a day, and writing a userpage such as mine is at least as arduous a task as building Rome.

<font face="Calligraffitti" color="Darkslategrey" size="5px">The End
And so now, we have arrived at the end. I trust that you, the reader, have enjoyed the minute moments you spent perusing this page, and if you are in anywise unhappy at your decision, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.

<font face="Calibri" color="Darkslategrey" size="3px">I do ask one small favour of you though; would you mind signing the guestbook below? After all, it's not exactly polite of anyone to read through someone's page and then not leave at least their signature, so please do.

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 * <font color="#ffdb66" style="text-shadow: 0.1em 0.05em #333;">General <font color="#c0d6e4" style="text-shadow: 0.1em 0.05em #333;">Obadiah  <font color="#f8e4e7" style="text-shadow: 0.1em 0.05em #333;">Langton


 * -Harold89 (talk)


 * ◀ ℳ ▶          (talk) 17:26, December 27, 2013 (UTC)


 * LEGOSuperDKong My Wall 01:56, February 13, 2014 (UTC)




 * Totally wasn't here.

<font face="Calligraffitti" color="Darkslategrey" size="5px">The Small Print
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