User:Slicer Vorzakh/ChatLogs/31 August 2016

 [11:43]  on it's between 7-8 PM eastern and no CMs.... [11:43]  Also it's 2003 [11:43]  oh god [11:43]  I was eating candy corn and got a really tiny one [11:44]  oh* [11:44]  51 normal episodes [11:44]  So I jokingly presented it to my mom with two normal sized candy corn [11:44]  I so wanted to get into anime. But you can't escape sexism and horrible humor in it &gt;.&gt; [11:44]  and said [11:44]  Thanks for proving me wrong guys. :P [11:44]  Has anyone seen the anime with the main lead that is secretly gay and the best friend that is freakishly straight and the girl that wants to get the main character should really be going for the best friend but isnt [11:44]  attack on titan right [11:44]  KEK [11:44]  "When two candy corn love each other very much.." [11:44]  obviously implying that the tiny candy corn was the result, the baby [11:44] <Packachoo> i think so [11:44] <TheShadowAssassin> and my mom said "And are..?" [11:44] <TheShadowAssassin> waiting for my answer [11:44] <TheShadowAssassin> so I just stared at her blankly [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> bubbles [11:45] <TheShadowAssassin> and she finished it and said "And are married" [11:45] <Packachoo> Anyone else waiting for Miraculous Ladybug season 2? [11:45] <TheShadowAssassin> like come on [11:45] <TheShadowAssassin> mom stop [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> the amount of times ive heard your spiel on anime [11:45] <Impossibubbles> yes? [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> is so high [11:45] <Impossibubbles> I believe I've given it twice? [11:45] <Impossibubbles> INcluding now [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> what [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> no way [11:45] <Keplers> you must understand [11:45] <Impossibubbles> uh [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive seen it at least like 4 times [11:45] <Impossibubbles> yes [11:45] <Keplers> ulrich is a jap and about 3'2 [11:45] <Keplers> with a much smaller "package" [11:45] <Impossibubbles> no, since I haven't given it 4 times? [11:45] <Keplers> every number is high [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> 3'2 [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> ??? [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> im no midget [11:45] <Keplers> japs r short [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> im like [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> 5'8 [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> god [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> im just a manlet [11:46] <Keplers> in jap numbers [11:46] <Keplers> we all know that's 3'2 in freedom figures [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> what the hell are jap numbers [11:46] <RoboticBrick28> Seriously, Keplers [11:46] <Keplers> adjusted height for the short little asian people [11:47] <Keplers> rb i am not going to deign to answer that question [11:47] <Packachoo> #stereotypical [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> but its true [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> japs are short [11:47] <Legoanimals750> Ap o/ [11:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> all the asian guys ik are tall [11:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> it's just asian girls that are tiny [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> do they live here [11:48] <RoboticBrick28> Hello AP o/ [11:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> i live in california, brave [11:48] <Romaniandude12> ayyy ap [11:48] <AmazingPythor> \o [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> i meant the usa [11:48] <Keplers> my grandfather was like six foot and bumped his head on doorways in japan [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> so yeah [11:48] <I'mDivergent> im so depressed [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> asians not in asia [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> are not gonna be smol [11:48] <Keplers> this was the same japanese grandfather who owned a harley in tokyo [11:48] <I'mDivergent> i overcooked my dino nuggets ;~; [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> DINO NUGGETS [11:49] <Packachoo> Stop pinging me [11:49] <Keplers> and mounted american police lights on sirens on his car, because they're different color/sound from japanese police cars [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> div you sound like someone who belongs on /r9k/ [11:49] <Keplers> but people still pull over when you use them (pfftch) [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> amazing keps [11:49] <I'mDivergent> Whats /r9k/ [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> "whats /r9k/" [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> should we tell her [11:49] <Legoanimals750> Dino nuggets, yum. :P [11:49] <I'mDivergent> &gt;her [11:49] <Keplers> he also found a bomb outside the japanese diet [11:49] <Impossibubbles> I'm off o/ [11:49] <AmazingPythor> Cya Bubbles [11:49] <RoboticBrick28> Bai, Bubbles o/ [11:49] <Keplers> the police were, er, grateful for that find [11:50] <Legoanimals750> Bye Bubbles o/ [11:50] <I'mDivergent> btw bnr donald trump is in your town rn [11:50] <I'mDivergent> go do the lords work [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh yeah [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i forgot [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i missed him. [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> crap [11:50] <Keplers> you have multiple rounds in the chamber, ulrich [11:50] <Keplers> you only need to hit once [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont wanna kill the man [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> christ [11:50] <Keplers> oh not that missed [11:50] <I'mDivergent> Hi chip [11:50] <Keplers> oops [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> like [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was supposed to go to the rally [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> but i dont have money [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> and its too late now [11:51] <I'mDivergent> You have to pay to get into the rally? [11:51] <Keplers> &gt;don't have money [11:51] <Keplers> &gt;going to buy me hoi [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> probably [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> rallies are how people make money [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> but its trump so maybe not [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> he has his own cash (link) [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> also keps thats why i said christmas [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> you fool [11:52] <Keplers> bernie doesn't take big rally money because grassroots donations [11:52] <Keplers> (he forgot rally tickets are basically thay) [11:52] <Keplers> *that [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> kek [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> man [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> im bummed now [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> i really wanted to see him [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> although i dont want to get assaulted by some liberal protester [11:53] <I'mDivergent> I wanted to go but my mom wouldn't take me [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol why would you want to go [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> i remember last time i said i liked donny [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> "SHUT UP" [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> - you [11:54] <I'mDivergent> To see what it's like [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> ah [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> i just want to see his face in person [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh well [11:54] <I'mDivergent> I almost bought a shirt of those naked trump statues [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> i hope someone comes here again [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> omg [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> kep [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> alternatively [11:55] <I'mDivergent> I'd probably document the whole rally on Instagram with captions like "my ears are bleeding" and make my family hate me [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> i would pirate dh for you [11:55] <I'mDivergent> so it's probably good I didn't go [11:56] <MisterXenomorph> It's time to get rigggity riggity Xenofied! [11:56] <MisterXenomorph> WUBBA LUBBA DU DUB [11:56] <MisterXenomorph> [11:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> ok im out now [11:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> screw you [11:57] <MisterXenomorph> What did I do?! [11:57] <MisterXenomorph> [11:57] <Nart L. Chipikal> you told him you were in great pain [11:57] <Nart L. Chipikal> he does not want to hear about your pain