User blog:Loney 97/A Study on the Direct Link Between Skittles and Chat Kills: A Scientific Paper

I, Loney 97, have recently encountered on a great discovery in the new field of food and human behavioral habits, and I have found it necessary to quickly compile my findings into a short scientific paper.

As I have been observing chat lately, I have come to a conclusion on one specific topic, that of "The Direct Link Between Skittles and Chat Kills". I shall demonstrate this link that I have found through several different chat logs, which I hope have not been abolished as of the time of this writing. Nevertheless, moving past the current, ever-changing events of the current Lego Message Boards Wiki to that to the experiments. The idea came to me on the evening of Saturday, March 16, 2013 while I was on chat,  which as everyone knows, is a excellent way to stimulate the mind and really think deeply about various subjects. CJC96, a user on there, was discussing how that it has been proven in certain studies that when the amount of ice cream sold in a city goes up, so also do the number of cat murders, which got me thinking. If ice cream is now linked to cat murders, why now cannot we study and find out what kinds of food are linked to other murders?

Then, as I was thinking about that, chat suddenly died in front of my eyes. The last message had been from me, and I immediately thought, Loney, you have killed chat, aka murdered it; what food did you eat last? And I discovered that the last article of food that I had consumed had indeed been a Skittle. Cherry red, if I'm not mistaken. Anyway, as chat was dead, I began thinking to myself, ‘what is the most-liked food of the people on the wiki?’ and I found it was Skittles. Half-an-hour later, once chat was revived, I did a study/poll on chat, and then interviewed the only person on at the time of the poll who said that he did not like Skittles, A5, thus proving to me that Skittles are indeed a well-liked food on the wiki, as this was out of a group of 16 people. Anyhow, I then interviewed A5, asking him, ‘when was the last time the he had killed chat, killing chat meaning his being the last message before chat was inactive for a time.’

His answer was that he could not even remember! And trust me, I am not inclined to believe my friend A5 to have any less intelligent of a memory that the rest of us, perhaps above. Thus, while users such as I eat Skittles and find themselves killing chat, he hasn't eaten Skittles for a indeterminately long time and cannot remember the last time that he has killed chat! I am sure that by now you all can see my point, that undeniably there must exist some link between Skittles and what we know on the wiki as chat kills.

Unfortunately, while this information is undoubtedly very interesting and ground-breaking in the field of food and human behavioral habits, I truly see no way that we can stop its immanent threat to our chat system. We cannot tell users that they may not eat Skittles any more than we can interfere with any other part of their everyday lives, but I hope, through the spread of the information compiled in this paper, that we can educate minds to be able to see through themselves and look to a brighter future where they can help to stop chat deaths and bring peace once again to our global community.

In thesis I would like to say that, now that this information is known to mankind, we now may be able to help our friends around the world on the Internet, to make this great but simple change to their lifestyle, cut down on the global consumption of Skittles, and thus save lives, chat lives, that is.

{CHAT LOG HAS BEEN REMOVED DO TO A CHANGE IN THE RULES INVOLVING THEM}

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