User:Madkatmaximus/ChatLogs/21 December 2016

 [11:26]  *cough* [11:26]  D: [11:26]  don't you know [11:26]  (wo) [11:26]  did we ever cite a reason for banning as "gay" [11:26]  this wiki is the most ideologically turbulent place i know [11:27]  homosexuals: I want to exist [11:27]  conservatives: no [11:27]  straights are normal. It's not as if there's evidence that being gay is biological. It's just a bad decision. [11:27]  duh [11:27]  ap :P [11:27]  it's a lifestyle choice obviously bubbles [11:27]  yes [11:27]  that's so sinful [11:27]  being gay is super gross! i dont like the picture of the guy doing the thing to the other guy (puke) [11:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> (wo) [11:27] <Impossibubbles> because god cares about what happens in your bedroom [11:27] <Legoanimals750> Just act normal, gosh [11:27] <Veralann> it is WRONG [11:27] <Veralann> it's just [11:28] <Veralann> just [11:28] <Romaniandude12> can we move along [11:28] <Veralann> oh wait I don't care [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> saracen ' [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> unholy [11:28] <AmazingPythor> Being gay is wrong unless it involves Sean Connery [11:28] <Veralann> rom are you having issues [11:28] <Veralann> :P [11:28] <Impossibubbles> KEEP AN OPEN HAND [11:28] <AmazingPythor> go to hell bubbles [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;when i had my religious phase [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;literally wanted to be a crusader [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;didnt know how to be christian at all [11:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;gave up [11:28] <Obi the LEGO Fan> https://youtu.be/A5VNe9NTOxA?t=20 [11:28] <Riolu777> over half of the wiki in 2012 bnr [11:28] <Impossibubbles> I think it's okay to hit a women [11:29] <AmazingPythor> I didn't even know people actually believed in Genesis until I was like 14 [11:29] <Impossibubbles> just don't punch them duh [11:29] <Jimmyneutronxx> i want to retake the city of jerusalem [11:29] <AmazingPythor> &gt;a women [11:29] <A Walruse> being a crusader at least has some style bnr [11:29] <Impossibubbles> yes [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [11:29] <Impossibubbles> a womens [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> but posting crusader memes isnt enough [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> you have to like [11:29] <AmazingPythor> bubbles stop talking [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> attend mass or smth [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> idek what mass is [11:29] <Obi the LEGO Fan> actually https://youtu.be/A5VNe9NTOxA?t=18 [11:29] <Roddy15> i didn't think people believed in genesis as literal truth until maybe 4 years ago [11:29] <A Walruse> na, you just need armor and a ticket to the middle east [11:29] <AmazingPythor> omg rio [11:29] <A Walruse> same roddy [11:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> then youre just a poser [11:29] <AmazingPythor> Obi I mean [11:29] <AmazingPythor> gah [11:29] <Roddy15> about the time i got to know some americans enough to find some who were...well.... [11:29] <Impossibubbles> are homosexuals serial killers or something [11:29] <A Walruse> the things you learn about americans huh [11:29] <Impossibubbles> why do we need a psa [11:30] <Impossibubbles> don't go near a homosexual, children [11:30] <Impossibubbles> you might catch the gay [11:30] <Riolu777> any of you guys see Jesus Camp on netflix [11:30] <Roddy15> basically everything i got taught even in a catholic education system was that genesis was just a story [11:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> if we could get any edgier we'd be the fedora tippers on reddit [11:30] <AmazingPythor> I have yet to hear of one creationist outside the us [11:30] <Riolu777> i rewatched it last night [11:30] <Impossibubbles> I did, rio [11:30] <Obi the LEGO Fan> "one never knows when a homosexual is about" [11:30] <AmazingPythor> *glares suspiciously at obi* [11:30] <Impossibubbles> I thought that it was like borderline childabuse [11:30] <Impossibubbles> *child abuse [11:30] <Roddy15> yeah jesus camp is just.... [11:30] <Impossibubbles> at least that's what I saw [11:30] <AmazingPythor> What is Jesus Camp [11:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> a camp [11:31] <A Walruse> they actually exist AP [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> but [11:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> about jesus [11:31] <Impossibubbles> but they did misrepresent the denomination [11:31] <Roddy15> it's a twisted cringe fest [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> what if while youre beating your wife [11:31] <Riolu777> pyth it's a documentary on netflix [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> she doesnt say stop? [11:31] <AmazingPythor> Oh god [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> is it still okay? [11:31] <A Walruse> they're just /way/ rarer [11:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> WHAT IF THE CHILD CONSENTS THO [11:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> ??? [11:31] <AmazingPythor> Fair enough wal [11:31] <Impossibubbles> those were Pentecostals, not evangelicals xD [11:31] <AmazingPythor> Omg bubbles [11:31] <Riolu777> at one point a group of children prays to a cut out of George Bush to save the nation [11:31] <Impossibubbles> yes? [11:31] <AmazingPythor> "If a 4 year old wants to get euthanized he or she should be allowed to" [11:31] <Roddy15> Jesus Camp is more sad than anything else [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> why bush tho :P [11:31] <Jimmyneutronxx> why bush :P [11:31] <Riolu777> he was a SAVIOR [11:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> that was me when i was 4 lol [11:31] <Roddy15> because those kids will grow up indoctrinated like that [11:31] <Riolu777> Reagan reincarnated [11:31] <Impossibubbles> yes [11:31] <A Walruse> they got private schools and stuff specficially for them [11:32] <Impossibubbles> because [11:32] <A Walruse> because no homeschooling [11:32] <AmazingPythor> That's trump rio [11:32] <Impossibubbles> if they're thinking about it, they obviously understand the implications [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> trump is patton reincarnate [11:32] <AmazingPythor> Four more weeks [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> get it right [11:32] <AmazingPythor> Until America is GREAT AGAIN [11:32] <Impossibubbles> I still want to slap her [11:32] <Impossibubbles> she sat right next to me [11:32] <Obi the LEGO Fan> trump is the only person who can make us miss bush [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;talks about patton [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;bubbles talks about slapping [11:32] <A Walruse> what if america consents tho? [11:32] <Jimmyneutronxx> idk i dont think trump will be that bad [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> watch out jim we got our gay crusaders here [11:32] <Obi the LEGO Fan> only 65 million of americans consented [11:32] <Roddy15> Make America British Again. [11:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont say such things [11:32] <Riolu777> screenshotting for future reference jimmyneutron [11:32] <AmazingPythor> Trump is the first president to have no experience in any form of government position [11:33] <AmazingPythor> so yay [11:33] <Obi the LEGO Fan> he's the first with no gov OR military experience [11:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah! making history [11:33] <Riolu777> no he was at an army camp for a few years !!! [11:33] <AmazingPythor> Would military not count as government [11:33] <Riolu777> get it right !! [11:33] <Jimmyneutronxx> maybe he'll fix the economy :P [11:33] <Jimmyneutronxx> at least :P [11:33] <AmazingPythor> Lol [11:33] <Riolu777> he served our nation! !! [11:33] <Obi the LEGO Fan> well, I guess it would, but people don't generally consider soldiers political positions? :P [11:33] <AmazingPythor> Republican economics were so helpful in 2000 [11:33] <Roddy15> i'll watch jesus camp again actually [11:34] <Riolu777> do you know who didn't serve our nation [11:34] <Riolu777> Obama [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Obi the non-political ones were generals at least [11:34] <Riolu777> :| [11:34] <Jimmyneutronxx> god dang obama [11:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;eisenhower [11:34] <A Walruse> "fascism is the merger of state and corporate power" is all i can say about trump tbh [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Taylor, Grant and Eisenhower [11:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;non political [11:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> get it right [11:34] <Jimmyneutronxx> always screwing everything up [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Okay fine [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Taylor and Grant [11:34] <Roddy15> i want to see if it's as bad as i remember [11:34] <Obi the LEGO Fan> rio yeah obama let the homosexuals in [11:34] <Impossibubbles> I don't think it'll be good. But I doubt it'll be as bad as people think. If it is I'll eat a hat or something [11:34] <Roddy15> Trump will drain the swamp! [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Depends if he actually follows through on his policies bubbles [11:34] <Jimmyneutronxx> obamacare made me commit suicide in 2011 :P [11:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> tbh people make too much of a deal of this [11:34] <Riolu777> and how much of a puppet he is to pence [11:34] <Roddy15> Trump wants to bring back our free speech! [11:34] <Obi the LEGO Fan> he already said he won't follow his campaign promises :P [11:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> its only 4 years wth [11:34] <Impossibubbles> He's already backtracked like a ton, ap xD [11:35] <Obi the LEGO Fan> like, he literally said in a speech it was all a lie [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Obamacare did more good than bad tbh [11:35] <Riolu777> bnr [11:35] <Riolu777> we thought only four years of bush [11:35] <Riolu777> :P [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Yeah bubbles [11:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> the difference is that bush's first time was amazing [11:35] <AmazingPythor> But we'll see [11:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> term* [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Hardly bnr :P [11:35] <Jimmyneutronxx> i wish we could just have washington back [11:35] <Roddy15> &gt;bush [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Definitely better but not "amazing" :P [11:35] <Jimmyneutronxx> he is the present we need [11:35] <Impossibubbles> if he tries to do away with obamacare, at the very least I hope they keep the part where you can't be denied coverage based on preexisting conditions [11:35] <Roddy15> &gt;amazing [11:35] <Jimmyneutronxx> president [11:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was only the second term that made every dislike him [11:35] <A Walruse> well if you consider blowing up the twin towers a good thing bnr [11:35] <Impossibubbles> because I really need that [11:35] <Jimmyneutronxx> :P [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Obamacare needs to be revised [11:35] <Riolu777> yeah jimmyneutron we need to give the white house to the people [11:35] <AmazingPythor> But removing it would be suicide [11:36] <Riolu777> that's why we need wall street execs in the cabinet [11:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> day 1 repeal obamacare [11:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> day 2 deport mexicans [11:36] <Jimmyneutronxx> we need to put the homeless people of america in the white house :P [11:36] <Jimmyneutronxx> so they're not homeless anymore :P [11:36] <A Walruse> day 3 party with putin [11:36] <AmazingPythor> Sanders was the only actual anti-establishment candidate [11:36] <Roddy15> Anyone else thinks it doesn't make sense that Republicans want to repeal a plan that was originally Republican? :P [11:36] <AmazingPythor> Why would a billionaire want to weed out political corruption [11:36] <Roddy15> Drain the swamp AP [11:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> sanders is rich now though lol [11:37] <Roddy15> Drain it by adding Goldman Sachs and Exxon Mobil to the water! [11:37] <A Walruse> well roddy [11:37] <Impossibubbles> There's a program in texas that puts homeless people in homes, even before they get rid of drug issues or anything else they have going on, and it's more effective than other programs for homeless people [11:37] <A Walruse> might as well get rid off the middle man [11:37] <AmazingPythor> Well he definitely at least had legitimate principles [11:37] <Riolu777> "At least 10 dead, 60 injured after explosion rips through fireworks market outside Mexico City" [11:37] <AmazingPythor> ... Texas? :P [11:37] <Jimmyneutronxx> fiesta gone wrong, rio [11:37] <Jimmyneutronxx> :P [11:37] <Obi the LEGO Fan> i need food, afk [11:37] <Riolu777> (re) [11:37] <Roddy15> 4 minutes into Jesus Camp and it's as bad as I remember [11:38] <Roddy15> it's like I'm watching ISIS being born honestly [11:38] <Riolu777> except these people aren't beheading infidels [11:38] <Riolu777> :P [11:38] <AmazingPythor> Anyways I expect trump to be an incompetent puppet of his cabinet more than anything [11:38] <Roddy15> the chanting, the military face paints.... [11:38] <Impossibubbles> I'm sorry if it blows your liberal mind that texas could do something right, ap &gt;:3 [11:38] <Veralann> oh jesus camp [11:38] <Veralann> I remember seing that [11:38] <Jimmyneutronxx> i hate infidels. :P [11:38] <AmazingPythor> People are definitely overreacting but it's going to be bad [11:38] <A Walruse> https://68.media.tumblr.com/610019b4a4080c94a0d014fef2cf3ba0/tumblr_inline_oii42zLtKR1sj16k5_540.png [11:38] <Veralann> it was [11:38] <Veralann> odd [11:38] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles pls [11:38] <AmazingPythor> Was this in Dallas? [11:38] <AmazingPythor> Or another city? [11:38] <Jimmyneutronxx> https://i.imgur.com/tx2KWhK.jpg [11:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> LOL [11:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> TRACER IS GAY [11:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> RIP HALF OF THE FANDOM [11:39] <Roddy15> rio, but these people could, remember Kansas? [11:39] <A Walruse> tfw you try to make a bold political statement and assasinate the russian embassador but end up being a meme [11:39] <Veralann> what bnr [11:39] <Impossibubbles> I think it was near Houston iirc [11:39] <Roddy15> "Crusaders" literally wanting to kill Muslims. [11:39] <AmazingPythor> Well I guess it being in a city would make sense [11:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> if we can meme trump into office we can meme ww3 into real life [11:39] <AmazingPythor> Also gj abandoning me on fb [11:39] <Riolu777> well yes roddy [11:40] <Impossibubbles> sorry, I'm doing stuff [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> ap [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you have a dad [11:40] <AmazingPythor> Wow I get it [11:40] <AmazingPythor> I'm irrelevant [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> legitimate question [11:40] <AmazingPythor> jk ignore me [11:40] <AmazingPythor> And most people do bnr [11:40] <Veralann> it took you that long to realize AP [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> i mean like [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you have have a dad [11:40] <Roddy15> I've no problem with most Christians but this speaking in tongues stuff :P [11:40] <AmazingPythor> yes [11:40] <Romaniandude12> thats racist ap [11:40] <Riolu777> i've been to a pentecostal conference before [11:40] <AmazingPythor> what [11:40] <Riolu777> it's very very creepy [11:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> is he oppressing blacks with that comment rom [11:40] <Riolu777> the whole speaking in tongues think [11:40] <Riolu777> *thing [11:41] <Riolu777> it's a bunch of "look how holy I am" nonsense imo [11:41] <Romaniandude12> he oppresses everyone [11:41] <Impossibubbles> they do the speaking in tongues thing at my grandma's church [11:41] <Veralann> bnr rom's just an idiot [11:41] <Veralann> ignore him [11:41] <Coggsworth Motors> Rio I don't think so [11:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> id rather ignore you lol [11:41] <Impossibubbles> there was this hilarious story on this radio show I like [11:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> (cool o) [11:41] <AmazingPythor> Omg bubbles is that the one with that corrupt priest or whatever [11:41] <Roddy15> if i remember Jesus camp well enough this woman preacher is going to act like there's a war on [11:41] <Veralann> rip [11:41] <Riolu777> oh coggs? :P [11:41] <Impossibubbles> this guy grew up in a pentecostal church [11:41] <Impossibubbles> and he was a little kid and thought speaking in tongues seemed kinda fun [11:41] <Impossibubbles> and he wanted to try it [11:41] <Impossibubbles> and so he decides one week [11:42] <Coggsworth Motors> I know a lot of Christians who do the speak in tongues thing who aren't cocky, they're just sort of wrong [11:42] <Impossibubbles> that's gonna do it at the very next service [11:42] <Impossibubbles> but that week his mom takes him to a new church [11:42] <Roddy15> speaking in tongues is literally nonsense, faeifhsk eotjw, see did it [11:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is speaking in tongues [11:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> it sounds cool [11:42] <A Walruse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZFMFXNtWq4&amp;feature=youtu.be [11:42] <Obi the LEGO Fan> back for a bit [11:42] <Impossibubbles> so he's in church, it's right after a song [11:42] <Riolu777> I don't think they're all showing off [11:42] <Riolu777> but it certainly comes across that way to a lot [11:42] <Roddy15> it's basically saying anything you want BNR :P [11:42] <Impossibubbles> he stands on the pew and starts like screaming gibberish [11:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> ..really [11:42] <Impossibubbles> and it was a catholic church [11:42] <AmazingPythor> My religious knowledge is admittedly lacking [11:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> is there no actual structure lol [11:42] <Roddy15> it doesn't make sense [11:42] <Riolu777> bnr it's babbling nonsense [11:42] <Roddy15> there are no words [11:42] <Coggsworth Motors> Who cares about how sometimes comes across like [11:42] <Riolu777> that's theoretically from the Holy Spirit [11:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> so is it really just gageklgaskgfsaf [11:42] <Romaniandude12> not quite [11:42] <Romaniandude12> but [11:43] <Romaniandude12> kinda [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> wow [11:43] <Riolu777> look up videos [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> first of all [11:43] <Riolu777> of pentecostal services [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> that still sounds kinda cool [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> second of all [11:43] <Roddy15> connecting with Him :P [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> why [11:43] <Riolu777> there'll be people convulsing and babbling [11:43] <Impossibubbles> I just find it ironic that when the bible talks about speaking in tongues, the people were speaking actual languages still that other people could understand [11:43] <AmazingPythor> I should form a solipsist religion [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> this sounds like the scene from harry potter [11:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> where harry talks to the snek [11:43] <Impossibubbles> they were just babbling [11:43] <Impossibubbles> *weren't [11:43] <Roddy15> it's like that BNR :P [11:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> yeah bubbles [11:43] <AmazingPythor> snek [11:43] <Riolu777> yes bubbles, the whole point of speaking in tongues back then was communicating to those who didn't know their language [11:43] <Riolu777> this babbling nowadays when we have google translate is not the same thing in the Bible [11:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> i should go to a pentecostal church and start speaking ancient greek [11:44] <Impossibubbles> Really speaking in tongues is "look at me! look how holy I am!" [11:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you really know ancient greek [11:44] <Impossibubbles> my cousins are into that whole thing [11:44] <Roddy15> "our enemies".............yep this woman is exactly how I remember :P [11:44] <AmazingPythor> Nice obi [11:44] <Impossibubbles> I told them I thought they were all idiots [11:44] <Impossibubbles> I hate my cousins so much [11:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> yeah, well enough to read a lot of the NT. I'm going to start getting into Attic Greek and reading Plato next semester [11:44] <AmazingPythor> ayyyyyy Plato [11:44] <Roddy15> Bubbles you will go to hell for that! [11:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> wow [11:44] <Coggsworth Motors> You guys are very judge [11:44] <Impossibubbles> I know [11:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I could just start reciting paradigms [11:44] <Coggsworth Motors> *judgy [11:44] <Roddy15> Unless you're a Catholic, then just an Our Father will do. [11:45] <Impossibubbles> I'll also go to hell for being an atheist I guess [11:45] <AmazingPythor> I want to start reading more Plato [11:45] <AmazingPythor> Rationalism is trippin' [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wish i got introduced into religion when i was young [11:45] <Obi the LEGO Fan> ancient philosophy is where it's at man [11:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> maybe i wouldnt be such an ignorant bastard [11:45] <AmazingPythor> Yeah obi [11:45] <Roddy15> I got told to be a Catholic to fit in basically. [11:45] <Riolu777> coggs idc if they want to speak in tongues, and don't think less of them for it [11:45] <Riolu777> :P [11:45] <AmazingPythor> Epicureanism &lt;3 [11:45] <Obi the LEGO Fan> unless you're doing philosophy of science...they were a tad outdated [11:46] <Obi the LEGO Fan> :P [11:46] <AmazingPythor> I wish there was more information on the cult of Pythagoras [11:46] <Obi the LEGO Fan> socrates is my home boi [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> cult of pythagoras [11:46] <Impossibubbles> I'm a good evangelical Christian girl :3 [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> sounds like a triangle cult [11:46] <Riolu777> bnr, what kind of religion exactly [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> literally any [11:46] <AmazingPythor> Nice obi [11:46] <Obi the LEGO Fan> bubbles don't pretend [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> preferable one of the christian [11:46] <Roddy15> FSM BNR? [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> what [11:46] <Riolu777> were you raised explicitly atheist? [11:46] <AmazingPythor> Listening to a 3 hour Barry White playlist [11:46] <Impossibubbles> I have to, so that my parents pay for my college education and don't kick me out (as) [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [11:46] <Riolu777> or just not anything [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> the first time i heard religion was when i was like [11:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> 11 [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [11:47] <Riolu777> okay [11:47] <AmazingPythor> Nice bnr [11:47] <Riolu777> so what, do you want to learn about Christianity? :P [11:47] <Roddy15> honestly i wish that happened to me BNR :P [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> uhhhh [11:47] <Imperial Wyrm> Impossibubbles, your parents sound like horrible people then [11:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> how do i start [11:47] <Obi the LEGO Fan> the only type of christianity i like is the queer type (as) [11:47] <Imperial Wyrm> if they would kick you out for not having the same beliefs [11:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> who aew you [11:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> are [11:47] <AmazingPythor> My parents are pseudo-Christians [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> tbh i should just read the bibble and get on with it [11:48] <Romaniandude12> lol? ap [11:48] <Impossibubbles> Well I didn't get to pick my parents, so your observation about my parents is completely useless and irrelevant :3 [11:48] <AmazingPythor> They're completely fine with me rejecting organized religion [11:48] <Skully Of House Lannister> sup u hideous people [11:48] <Veralann> skul e [11:48] <Veralann> yo [11:48] <Riolu777> just reading the Bible is a place to start but a lot of it is quite confusing [11:48] <Obi the LEGO Fan> skul, this is the second time you explicitly leave me out of your greetings :( [11:48] <Riolu777> and there's a lot of interpretation on a lot of it [11:48] <Riolu777> :P [11:48] <Romaniandude12> genesis or john are good places to start bnr :P [11:48] <Skully Of House Lannister> i dont like u obi ur too beautiful [11:48] <Kira26> my parents dont care if im religious as long as im not a satanist [11:48] <Kira26> annd im a satanist [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;genesis is a good place to start [11:48] <Obi the LEGO Fan> i new it [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> really [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> i never [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> realized [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> the first chapter is the best [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> place [11:48] <Romaniandude12> lol [11:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> to start? [11:48] <Obi the LEGO Fan> *knew [11:49] <Roddy15> cultural Christians then AP? :P [11:49] <AmazingPythor> Basically [11:49] <Roddy15> like the ones here in Ireland [11:49] <AmazingPythor> Luckily I live in one of the less religious parts of the US [11:49] <Obi the LEGO Fan> aren't most irish people cultural catholics [11:49] <Skully Of House Lannister> my parents arent even culturally christian they just dont talk about anything [11:49] <Romaniandude12> tbh john might be the best place to start :P [11:49] <Skully Of House Lannister> its why im atheist scum [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is john [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> who is john [11:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> why is john called john arent these guys hebrew [11:49] <Jimmyneutronxx> i used to do christian [11:49] <Jimmyneutronxx> back in the day [11:49] <Jimmyneutronxx> :P [11:49] <Obi the LEGO Fan> The Gospel of John is the 4th book of the New Testament [11:49] <Roddy15> Go to church every so often, look good, get gossip at the church, start breaking all the rules when you get home [11:49] <Romaniandude12> what obi said [11:50] <Obi the LEGO Fan> John is his greek name [11:50] <Roddy15> That's Irish christianity [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> would his jew name be yohn [11:50] <Obi the LEGO Fan> well, an anglicized version of his Greek name :P [11:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> (kappa) [11:50] <AmazingPythor> Nice rod [11:50] <Imperial Wyrm> The actual name of Jesus was Isho, as it is written by some translated from Aramaic. Sounds similar to what the Arabs called him. The Jews in Roman occupied Judea in that period, spoke Aramaic. [11:50] <Riolu777> and bnr I recommend NIV as the translation [11:50] <Imperial Wyrm> They didn't all speak Hebrew. [11:50] <Roddy15> The reason most people here are "Catholic" is either a) it's because their parents are or b) they don't care so just call themselves Catholics like the majority :P [11:50] <Obi the LEGO Fan> idk what John's Hebrew version is [11:51] <Riolu777> but that's my personal pick [11:51] <Roddy15> *b) [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is NIV [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> nividia? [11:51] <Riolu777> new international version [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> uh [11:51] <Riolu777> of the Bible [11:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh [11:51] <Imperial Wyrm> The Nativity story came along later. [11:51] <Roddy15> the elderly here obviously are more devout Catholics [11:51] <Obi the LEGO Fan> yeah, Jesus is the anglicized version of the Greek name. The anglicized version of the Hebrew name is Joshua :P [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh yeah i wanted to learn about christianity so i could know more about the reformation wars [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> without being so confused on why it happened [11:52] <Imperial Wyrm> But the actual name of Jesus was Isho or Eashoa [11:52] <AmazingPythor> lol [11:52] <Imperial Wyrm> as it is in Aramaic [11:52] <AmazingPythor> I don't know as much about Christianity as I probably should [11:52] <Riolu777> so the split between catholics and protestants, bnr [11:52] <Riolu777> ? [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes [11:52] <Riolu777> well the Bible won't tell you any of that lol [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> duh [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> but it would provide some background knowledge [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> on why the catholics were pricks [11:53] <AmazingPythor> Wasn't that more over political issues than religious anyways [11:53] <Romaniandude12> then you'd probably want to use a catholic bible instead bnr [11:53] <Romaniandude12> :P [11:53] <Roddy15> well more about how the Catholic church was ran [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres A CATHOLIC BIBBLE [11:53] <Riolu777> yes [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> ??? [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> sajfk;sa [11:53] <Romaniandude12> yes, with like 6 added books [11:53] <Riolu777> it has more books than the protestant ones [11:53] <Obi the LEGO Fan> The Reformation is such a huge historical issue, I've taken an entire class on it and I still don't fully grasp it :P [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> ach [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> mein [11:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> gott [11:53] <Imperial Wyrm> The Nativity obviously didn't happen, it is a story written by the early Christians to match New Testament with a prophecy from the Old Testament. [11:53] <AmazingPythor> Yeah this is why I don't even try bnr [11:54] <Imperial Wyrm> We don't know that much about the historical Jesus, only that he existed. [11:54] <Roddy15> if anyone wants more about Irish Catholicism this sums it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0m1B-5p3E language warning [11:54] <Imperial Wyrm> Same for Muhammad. [11:54] <Romaniandude12> but yeah [11:54] <Riolu777> pythor, it's easy, a council decided those books weren't canon [11:54] <Romaniandude12> the KJV is the only true Bible though [11:54] <Riolu777> it's like the star wars fandom [11:54] <Romaniandude12> any others should be burned in hell [11:54] <AmazingPythor> Muhammad actually has more evidence going for his existence than Jesus iirc [11:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> its amazing how i know more about shintoism than literally every other religion ever combined [11:54] <AmazingPythor> I stay away from SW beyond the movies rio [11:54] <AmazingPythor> :P [11:54] <Riolu777> oh whatever [11:54] <Riolu777> :P [11:54] <Obi the LEGO Fan> well it is complex Rio, with the homologomena and the antilogomena and all [11:54] <Obi the LEGO Fan> :P [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> homo what now [11:55] <AmazingPythor> I probably know most about Graeco-Roman paganism [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> that doesnt count [11:55] <AmazingPythor> Because Latin [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> everyone knows about it [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> because its cool [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> (cool o) [11:55] <AmazingPythor> *because percy jackson [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats only for teenagers [11:55] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Oh I forgot, there's a u in there. So it would be homologoumena [11:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> besides percy jackson cuts out all the weird sex [11:56] <AmazingPythor> lol true [11:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats when it REALLY GETS GOOD [11:56] <Imperial Wyrm> Are you kidding me? Quran was assembled ten to twenty years after Muhammad supposedly died. He was illiterate and his scribes wrote down his teachings but obviously could have distorted them. [11:56] <AmazingPythor> Now back to watching my kind of silent film [11:56] <Imperial Wyrm> Quran and Hadith weren't recorded until Caliph Uthman reigned [11:56] <Keplers> what I read: "all the weird sex [...] thats when it REALLY GETS GOOD" [11:57] <AmazingPythor> Of course the Quran isn't actually accurate in retelling, but more historians are certain that Muhammad at least existed. :P [11:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> benedict cumberbatch is so british he was probably born in the thames like aphrodite [11:57] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Historians generally agree that both Jesus and Muhammad existed. There's good evidence [11:57] <Imperial Wyrm> ^ [11:57] <AmazingPythor> Jesus was most likely at least based on someone [11:57] <Keplers> when imperial roman records exist of jesus [11:57] <Keplers> he was possibly real [11:57] <A Walruse> did you know they used to have a lot of opium in the middle east [11:57] <Imperial Wyrm> But Muhammad wasn't a magical prophet who got knowledge from Jibrel and Jesus was not the messiah created by a virgin birth. [11:58] <Riolu777> BAN [11:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> There are plenty of sources from Romans and anti-Christian Jews confirming that Jesus was real [11:58] <Madkatmaximus> Muhammad pings me and i am dying [11:58] <Keplers> LOL [11:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lel Mad why [11:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> oh [11:58] <Keplers> muhamMAD [11:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> duh [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was gonna make a joke about germany [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> and refugees [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> but nvm [11:58] <Keplers> time to go back to mohammed [11:58] <Romaniandude12> ... [11:58] <Imperial Wyrm> Muhammad was a normal guy in Arabia who came to power because he had followers due to being charismatic [11:58] <Keplers> ... wth [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> rip [11:58] <Romaniandude12> SORRY [11:58] <A Walruse> ... ok [11:58] <Romaniandude12> xD [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> just like those guys who got hit by the truck [11:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> rip [11:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> ban assualt trucks now [11:59] <Romaniandude12> (derp) [11:59] <Riolu777> oh shut up bnr [11:59] <Keplers> "you don't need thirty gallons" [11:59] <Michaelyoda> lol [11:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> LOL [11:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> ban high powered engines [11:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> the exhausts are too loud [11:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> they scare my cihldren [11:59] <Imperial Wyrm> SJW Liberals: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM [11:59] <Keplers> muscle cars are scary [11:59] <Riolu777> bnr is there anything else you want to know [11:59] <Imperial Wyrm> Far right: Ban all teh muslims