Forum:I need a boss siggy, please.

So, like, yeah. I want one that looks like a Pokeball, if possible. And the top half of the ball gets you to my main userpage, the bottom half takes you to my talk page and then the middle button takes you to my article, I guess? Thank you! Just, please, one person who's an expert at this making it, please. I don't want several.

Riolu777, the Coolest Pokemon EVAH. :P