User blog comment:Riolu777/Bow Down to the Superior One/@comment-1693968-20140212021939

Since you clearly failed to truly address this person's stupefying qualities, as demonstrated by Alemas himself, as well as failing to veraciously describe him without fallacy as demonstrated by Obi, I will take it upon myself to describe this person's seemingly thousands of sublime coups in a single run on sentence.

First of all, Alemas has an amazing tendency to be amiable to all users. Some people possess a notion that he is discourteous to new users. These users live in a proverbial falsehood. His actions can be described using no other word than amiable. He is kind, helpful, and welcoming to any person he comes into contact with.

Secondly, you totally forgot to mention his stalwart dedication to moderator duties, among many other tasks. He moderates chat in perfect accordance to the policy. He is reliable, diligent, and seemingly infallible as a moderator. However, his stalwartness does not end there. He is the internet's most illustrious editor, having never made an insignificant or unhelpful edit. He may not be the best when it comes purely to count, but if you include the factor of quality, he is king.

Alemas, I now dare to address you myself. I am aware that I am incapable of doing justice to your achievements and personality. Even words themselves are incapable of such a daunting task. However, I aspire to use this post in order restore much of the well deserved respect that has not been given to you. Additionally, I hope that I have corrected many of Rio's mistakes. I not only want to thank you for serving us, but I believe that I owe you an apology for not giving you the full respect and honor the you deserve.