User:Tadonyx/PageNordia



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hai. welcome to Nordia page. i as you might have guessed am GREATEST ENEMY Nordiaball. i am countryball that is located across europe. i contain iceland, scotland, the netherlands, the nordic countries and the baltic countries. i also have a little bit of roysian clay huehuehue.

i liek to work with espanyol empire to nuke all of europe cities. cities i nuke were all the german cities, all the french cities, london, and some insignificant roysian clay

i currently can into leadership of europe. along with espanyol but they'll be nordia clay soon



zis where i located. i am stronk looking aqua color region. i am allied with espanyol & friends, which are the yellow clay. blue clay is the New New European Alliance, which are dead now. this image outdated, as france, germany and austria have been nuked and are now espanyol and nordic clay (switzerlaind got nuked but they somehow survive it weird). england is now back from nuke which is weird

History
nordia became thing back when Sweden wanted to join with Norway to become Swedish Empire. but denmark also wanted norway. luckily sweden got norway and they became one. eventually finland joined the swedish empire and nordia was born.

i started of as quiet country. when i born, the british and the roysians were getting rid of everyone from their alliance and spain was becoming stronk... but one day the british betray the roysians (or was it the other way round i do not kn0w) and alliance dead. stuff happen. spain become stronker. in the meantime, i build nukes.

a year or so later, roysia wanted my clay. but when i told them i into nukes, they got scared and swore head of. i get baltic and roysian clay. win win.

i notice britsh empire was becoming stronk. so i nuke london and take scotland iceland and denmark. switzerland and austria try to figure out mystery on who nuke london. bad detectives hue hue hue

in the end, i team up with espanyol (who take over southern Europe) and take control of eu. roysia gets nuked, the neu (new european alliance) dies, german die, french die, austrians die, switz should've died, and i take netherland clay.

Friends

 * Everyone that is part of me. Particularly Netherlands, Norway and Sweden.
 * Espanyol. We team up and nuke everyone. Or rather, I do nuking, you look cool.
 * Britain. You ruined the quintuple alliance and broke it up, which started the beginning of my rule. Thank you. Also, you allow me to nuke you.
 * Italy. You allied with Spain, so friends. You has nice food.
 * Turkey. You stronk cuz you allied with Spain.
 * Greece. same as above

Enemies

 * Roysia. YOU TAKE MY LAND BOI I NUKE YOU OH YOU'RE SCARED AREN'T YOU YOU ARE ALL POOR AND UNSTABLE HAHAHA well you kind of weak and get in my way. your clay will be mine so roysia
 * France. you try to stop me from nuking so i nuke you hue hue
 * Germany. same as above. though i do feel a bit sorry for you. you not go to well.
 * Everyone that was part of the Eurasian/neu alliance
 * Austria. you get on my nerves too much. i nuke you. can't have future nordia clay ask questions
 * Switzerland. you bad detective. you find weird plot holes. AND YOU FREAKING SURVIVE NUKES HOW

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