User blog comment:The Fruitlord/How To Survive A Horror Movie/@comment-4807887-20131231213248

Stay away from metal things, they have rust that you could mistake for other stuff. Second of all, DON'T LOOK AT GLOWING RED THINGS. OR SCYTHES. OR REALLY ANY OF THAT STUFF. Glowing red things are evil. And you should probably stay away from that guy over there. There's always that guy, with the cloak and the scythe. AND NEVER OPEN THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS. ._.