User:Justus301

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27 (Tuesday) August (August) 2024; h

About me
The most important things about me:

1. I'm German

2. I'm a Mango

3. I love football

4. Any questions left?

The Mango: The symbol of power
The Mango is a holy fruit. People -which also includes fruit- who still are fighting this view are often considered as "stupid" and "dumb" (see also: Avocado). Pray to the Mango, worship the Mango, and don't eat the Mango!

Why is the Mango so cool?

 * "The Mango is green, because green is the color of harmony;
 * the Mango is yellow, because yellow is the color of happiness;
 * the Mango is orange, because orange is the color of optimism."
 * - the Three Holy Colors of Mangos

There even is a fourth holy color, but it is no true color, because it got added after the creation of the Mango. It is:


 * "And the Mango is red, because red is the color of blood!"


 * - Legodurcheinander after a great victory in a battle against Avocados

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The Mango (Man-go) is epic (and tasty, but don't eat it, otherwise you'll get eaten by Mango Sapiens Necis Artificii) and stronger than the ugly Avocado. Mangos cannot be beaten because they are too awesome and strong; and they are very funny. A typical joke of Mangos: "Avocados ... " There is another joke which was in eralier times really popular, but now it isn't even considered as a joke anymore: "Mango plus creeper = worst nightmare of Avocados." There are two reasons why it isn't considered as a joke anymore: #1: It is a fact. #2: Avocados don't understand it, because they only hear a "Ssssss ... BOOOOM!" and then they can even think less than they could before, because the Mango creeper came to take them.

Avocadistan vs. Mango-Empire
Avocadistan vs. Mango-Empire, this is a never-ending war. Today Mango-Empire is bigger (look at the map), but Guacamole (the king and god of the Avocados) is still attack Mango-Empire. The Avocados are good fighters, too, but LED, the Mango-god, helps Mango-Empire to defend their country.



Mangos are almost always peaceful, but only if Avocadistan attacks us, we'll attack, too.

Patriots and heroes of Mango-Empire:
Legodurcheinander (AKA LED and LEGOMessProductions1)

Justus301 (AKA "The Jussi", which is pronounced in German like "The Yoossey")

Exo4981 (AKA Exo or "Exo the Ex")

Justus301: The King Of Mangos
One day the God Of Mangos -who is used to be made of pure awesomeness- came to me and said: "Justus, you're an awesome MB'er. Come to me, come to the Mango-Empire! Don't go to the ugly Avocados!" And then he made me The King Of Mangos.

After my coronation I went into a temple and asked "The Light Emitting Diode" about my future and this great being said: "You'll be a great king. Lead the Mangos into peace and freedom, free them from the evil Avocados and just be awesome. But always be aware of the evil Avocados. They are stronger than you're thinking. If you can defeat them, peace will the yours and the Mangos'. I will watch you -my apprentice- and help you to victory. Mangos forever." And then the 1st Fruit-War began.

However, unbeknownst to both -The Jussi and The Light Emitting Diode- a new power entered the perpetual warfare, Aokpisz's empire -the Empire Of Papayas. Sadly Aokpisz led the Papayas in an alliance with the evil Avocados and now they are enslaved to them.

Justus301 made the little Mango-Empire to a big and strong world power and he made the Mango-national-anthem.