User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/3 April 2017

 [07:16]  but it's like a person [07:16]  You could hold it like one [07:16]  as you can do with a body pillow [07:17]  but that pillow wasn't a body [07:17]  just a head pillow [07:17]  i want a body [07:18]  you can kidnap one [07:18]  ill kidnap a teenage boy and mutilate its face to look like jacobs [07:20]  just rip open the pillow and put the case over his head that'd be easier [07:20]  i keep seeing the part in the lyrics where he says it but i have to pee so bad its distracting me [07:20]  oh true [08:09]   [08:09]  ...what. [08:09]  <img width="19" height="19" title="O/" alt="O/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/d/d9/Wave_emoticon.gif"> [08:10] <EveryOpenEye> what do you mean what [08:10] <Alemas2005> ...the conversation above. [08:10] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:10] <EveryOpenEye> im not sure i want to know personally [08:10] <BusyCityGirl> Ale, it's slice and kira. What can you expect <img width="19" height="19" title=":{p" alt=":{p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [08:11] <Kira26> what [08:11] <Kira26> we [08:11] <EveryOpenEye> ^ [08:11] <EveryOpenEye> @bcgruelf84 [08:11] <Kira26> we're basically mormon [08:11] <BusyCityGirl> x3 [08:11] <Slicer Vorzakh> don't worry ale I'm an admin I'm responsible [08:12] <Kira26> lol good one [08:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> don't make m [08:13] <Slicer Vorzakh> don't mock me and make me block your kira [08:13] <Kira26> ono pls dont block my kira [08:13] <Slicer Vorzakh> behave den [08:14] <Kira26> you cant make me mom [08:14] <Slicer Vorzakh> yes I can [08:14] <Slicer Vorzakh> [08:14] <Slicer Vorzakh> ur grounded [08:15] <Kira26> well [08:15] <Kira26> well your skyded [08:15] <Slicer Vorzakh> what [08:16] <Kira26> what [08:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> go to ur room young lady [08:17] <Kira26> did you just assume my gender [08:18] <Slicer Vorzakh> yes I did girl [08:20] <Kira26> im a helicopter how insensitive of you [08:21] <Alemas2005> Not an Apache helicopter? [08:22] <Slicer Vorzakh> no you're a human bean missy [08:22] <Kira26> i can be whatever i want to be mom [08:22] <Kira26> thats why i took up a new diet of cannibalism [08:22] <Slicer Vorzakh> except a good daughter apparently [08:23] <Kira26> ARE YOU NOT ACCEPTING ME FOR WHO I AM [08:23] <EveryOpenEye> slice are you her actual mum [08:23] <Slicer Vorzakh> no I'm not you're disgusting arik [08:23] <Slicer Vorzakh> yes frog [08:23] <EveryOpenEye> frog [08:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> 🐸 [08:24] <EveryOpenEye> thats offensive [08:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> so's your FACE [08:24] <Kira26> do you have a problem with frogs [08:25] <Alemas2005> OpenEye's not French. [08:25] <Kira26> woah slice. those are fighting words [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> well you don't know that ale [08:25] <Alemas2005> He's an Aussie. [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> maybe im very good at putting on an australian accent [08:25] <Alemas2005> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc [08:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> why would he be French [08:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> [08:25] <Alemas2005> That's what means being an Aussie. [08:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> if he would be French he'd actually be good looking [08:26] <Alemas2005> There are ugly Frenchmen. [08:26] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> and there are ugly Germans and Italians [08:26] <Alemas2005> And "frog" is the offensive nickname given to Frenchmen. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> exhbit a^ [08:28] <Slicer Vorzakh> why frogs though [08:28] <Slicer Vorzakh> [08:28] <Slicer Vorzakh> the French aren't green those are the Dutch [08:29] <Alemas2005> 'cause Frenchmen eat frogs. [08:29] <Kira26> you are what you eat [08:29] <Slicer Vorzakh> frogs are pretty good [08:30] <EveryOpenEye> but i eat plenty of dead things kira [08:30] <Kira26> well i dont remember eating crippling depression so i guess we all cant get what we want frortort [08:30] <Slicer Vorzakh> isn't everything we eat dead [08:31] <EveryOpenEye> no [08:31] <EveryOpenEye> some of it is non-living [08:31] <EveryOpenEye> ie salt [08:31] <Kira26> im pretty sure you can eat octopus while its living [08:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> but I'm living salt [08:32] <Kira26> i remember someone saying something about feeling the tentacle moving in their mouth [08:32] <Slicer Vorzakh> how raw did they eat it [08:33] <Kira26> there are levels of raw when the animal is alive? [08:33] <Kira26> i thought alive is the rawest it can get [08:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> they eat octopi alive? [08:33] <Kira26> i mean you can [08:33] <Kira26> idk how [08:34] <Kira26> https://youtu.be/oNy8MUPOAtQ?t=74 [08:34] <Kira26> why is this a thing [08:35] <Kira26> oh god she slurped that octopussy real hard [08:36] <Alemas2005> ... <img width="19" height="19" title="(YK)" alt="(YK)" src="http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/9/9c/You_Kidding.png"> [08:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> That's not even the worst live eating I've see [08:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNL6Bqawua4 [08:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> I love eating cock [08:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> Roaches [08:38] <Alemas2005> ... <img width="19" height="19" title="(YK)" alt="(YK)" src="http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/9/9c/You_Kidding.png"> [08:38] <Kira26> pls no [08:39] <Kira26> i would not eat that cock [08:39] <Kira26> roach [08:39] <Slicer Vorzakh> it's not that bad [08:39] <Slicer Vorzakh> once you get it in your mouth you start to like it [08:39] <Alemas2005> Can you please cut it out? [08:40] <Kira26> we are talking about eating living food [08:40] <Kira26> nothing to see here [08:40] <Alemas2005> And quite a bit of innuendo. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:41] <Alemas2005> If you can discuss it without the innuendo, that's perfectly alright. [08:41] <Kira26> cock can mean many things [08:41] <Slicer Vorzakh> do you wat us to starve ale [08:41] <Kira26> maybe we were talking about chicken roaches [08:41] <Slicer Vorzakh> we can't survive without cocks roach and octopussy [08:41] <Alemas2005> Jesus. [08:42] <Alemas2005> BCGirl using her CM rights. [08:42] <BusyCityGirl> xD [08:42] <Kira26> me next me next [08:42] <BusyCityGirl> Why soes wveryone say that. I use them all the time [08:42] <BusyCityGirl> *does [08:42] <BusyCityGirl> *e [08:43] <Slicer Vorzakh> facist [08:43] <EveryOpenEye> why did my civil rights drop by 5 because i made it illegal to hit your kids... [08:43] <Kira26> dont tell parents what to do [08:43] <Slicer Vorzakh> hit me dad [08:43] <Kira26> its their kids they can beat them if they please [08:44] <Alemas2005> Hey, I got that issue as well, OpenEye. [08:44] <EveryOpenEye> oh really [08:44] <Alemas2005> Yeah. [08:44] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:44] <EveryOpenEye> what did you do [08:44] <Alemas2005> Made it illegal to hit your kids. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:44] <EveryOpenEye> you're a civil rigts-restricting monster, apparently [08:44] <EveryOpenEye> downright totalitarian [08:45] <Alemas2005> Sounds familiar. [08:45] <Slicer Vorzakh> I've got nearly 100 civil rights and I don't allow people to beat their kids [08:45] <Slicer Vorzakh> but I make up the civil rights by allowing incest and beastiality <img width="19" height="19" title="(y)" alt="(y)" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121110053650/legomessageboards/images/8/8a/ThumbsUp.png"> [08:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=/detail=trend [08:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alelusia/detail=trend [08:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> * https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alelusia/detail=trend [08:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> plz [08:49] <Alemas2005> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=capitalusia/detail=trend [08:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=matore/detail=trend [08:50] <Slicer Vorzakh> facist