User blog:TwistedAlpha/Dreams

So the topic of dreams was mentioned fleetingly on chat a little bit ago, and I remembered a couple of blogs I made a while back about a couple of mine:

There was that one where I was on a train being followed by a sniper around Italy, shortly after departing a TARDIS-building competition in a very Minecrafty place. After several circuits around the entire country, I end up a palace/castle kinda place and meet a group of cheerleaders. We hide and run from the sniper, who shoots at us through windows, and somehow, eventually, it's just me and one cheerleader left. The sniper leaves us both alone, for some reason, and then my genius dream logic: "I guess that makes sense. That sniper could be assassinating the president or some military general, but we distracted him with kids."

There was that one where I was extensively tortured. I'm glad I don't remember this one.

There was the one where I was Eragon and I allied with the long-dead Morzan to crash a pool party and free schoolchildren.

There was also that one which I love to remind my friends IRL about. So I had a dream I was playing a video game on a computer; I don't remember much of the circumstances beyond that. But the game - oh god the game - was me in a labyrinthine hotel, nicely furnished, brightly lit, generally cheery place. So I was sneaking down the nice, pleasant, welcoming hallways, and there's nobody around. Excepting freaking Slenderman (in my defense, I'd been binge-watching Marble Hornets for 3 days) and my objective was to follow him down the brightly lit, cheerful hotel corridors, not get noticed, and on top of that I had to throw a knife at him or something. Yeah, I had a knife, and I had to follow Slendy through a nice hotel and kill him with it. And the dumbest part? I was freaking terrified the entire time. It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced and it makes me laugh to think about it.

So yeah. Anyone got any similarly dumb dreams to talk about?