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Name: Sir Walter Mcguiversinger

Age: 34

Characteristics: likes to wear new hats every day, except on Tuesdays and wednesdays (which are his workdays at his own pet shop chain, kinda like Petco and Pet's Mart (or Pet Smart< aye? lol, aww. XD ooh double parenthesis ftw, lol...) Anyway, he is the boss of a big pet company. Every once in a while he actually pretends to be an employee just to see how the work flow is like in its natural order.) anyway he wears new hats all the time, except on his workdays, which are Tuesdays and Wednesdays. On these days he likes to wear his zebra fedora and/or his horse skin baseball cap. By and I mean that he could wear them both at the same tine. The Fedora under the baseball cap, of course. Once a year though he gives all his hats to charity and purchases a whole new closet of 'em. He gets really shy around people he knows well but with random people on the street he gives em all high-fives, hugs, kisses, and lollipops. No pun intended.

Appearance:

A mix between Harrison Ford, Samual L. Jackson, and M. Night Syalaman (critically acclaimed director of cinematic masterpieces like The Sixth Sense and The Last Airbender). Anyway he would be a pretty cool guy to be all three in one. It's like a bundle package almost. Buy one, get two more free. Pun intended.

Why he always wins:

He used to be the best lawyer in America. Hands down. He won several law suits and earned 3,000,000 an hour. Of course, he only worked two hours a week back then, which got him quite angry since he loved it so much. But that is precisely why he quit. He wanted more work hours because he loved interracting with other people in his workfield. The field deosn't really let him interract to people the way he wants cause he has to argue his cases so harshly, yeknow. Anyway, he is done with that now. He adopted a puppy on April 2th, 2011, then decided that he loved the puppy so much that he wanted everyone to have one. This is a perfect explanation as to why he opened up his own petshop. At first people didn't like his company because he gave the dogs to people for free, so he decided to not do that anymore. Anyway, he is an alright guy now. He wished he had a wife though. This is where the drama starts. You can have creative freedom with this part.