User:Fishfam4



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About Me
Hi! I'm Fishfam4, but just call me Fishfam. I am a all around fun guy (Depending on who you ask ) who wants to be a scientist. I love Apple Inc., and want Google and other copycat companies to die a very, very, VERY painful financial death go out of business. I am kinda quirky, and love making acronyms. I usually like the background characters in movies and books more than the main ones. IDK Why. I love the HP Series, and Dolores Umbridge is my favorite character. I'm a bit of a know-it-all. (I know you're reading this, !)

Bio

 * Name: Look at the page name.
 * Age: *Coughcough13coughcough*
 * DOB: Dec. 22, 1999, 2:32 PM EST
 * Favorite Color: Blue or red. Or Green. Or yellow.
 * Favorite Food: My mom's Chicken Pot Pie
 * Favorite Dessert: Crème Brûlée (That's actually the symbols that go over the letters, it's French! )
 * Favorite Desert: Kalihari
 * Least Favorite Food: My mom's meatloaf cupcakes. (Even she didn't like it. She promised never to make them ever again. )
 * Least Favorite Dessert: Strawberry Cake with Strawberry icing and strawberries. (A.K.A. My 4th birthday cake. )
 * Least Favorite Desert: The Sahara Desert, as the word Sahara means desert, so it's the desert desert.
 * Favorite TV Show: The Summer Olympic Games.
 * Least Favorite TV Show: Regular Show.

My Other Sites

 * MOCPages: http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/98023
 * The LMBs

Friends (No order)

 * Rio
 * LBE
 * Legofun
 * Dwarfy
 * Madkat
 * Eragon
 * Aok
 * BCG
 * EED
 * Tsubasa
 * Ihaveawii
 * Mini
 * Aravis
 * Pingu

If you are my friend and you are not on here, USE THE TALK PAGE.

Enemies ()

 * Alemas
 * Legotruck

If you are my enemy and you are not on here, USE THE TALK PAGE.

Favorite Songs

 * Gold on the Ceiling by The Black Keys
 * Gangnam Style by PSY
 * Little Black Submarines by The Black Keys
 * Sail by AWOLNATION
 * Call me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson
 * Good Time by Owl City feat. Carly Rae Jepson
 * Any Skrillex

Least Favorite Songs

 * The Friday Song by Someannoying Girlon Youtube
 * It's Raining Tacos by Perry Grip
 * Any Justin Beiber
 * Any Krispy Kreme
 * Any OneDirection
 * Any Deadmau5

Favorite Themes

 * City
 * Star Wars

Least Favorite Themes

 * Bionicle (Don't kill me! )
 * Ninjago (Don't Punch me! )
 * Galidor
 * Friends
 * Belville
 * DUPLO

Fun Facts

 * I discovered that the dancing emotes dance directly in tune with Beauty and a Beat by Justin Beiber feat Nicki Manaj (don't ask how I know that. ) and Rock n' Roll by Skrillex.

Likes (In no order)

 * God
 * Dolores Umbridge
 * Harry Potter
 * LotR
 * The Hobbit (Book and movies.)
 * Wikia (Sometimes... When it's staff aren't trying to ban me. )
 * Apple, Inc.
 * My iPad
 * Siri
 * Bad Piggies
 * The MB's
 * Better-than-Colorado-Maryland.
 * LEGO
 * Science
 * Legend of Zelda.
 * Skittles
 * Computer Hacki- I mean coding.
 * Action movies having to do with car crashes.
 * The Apocalypse
 * [[File:Dancinglittleyellowman.gif]]
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Dislikes (No order)

 * Google
 * Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Obama
 * Google
 * Omit Rmoney Mitt Romney
 * Google
 * Spiders
 * Google
 * Facebook
 * Google
 * Samsung
 * Google
 * Google Fans
 * Google
 * Google
 * Elgoog
 * Google
 * The Hunger Games
 * Google
 * Dojokavic Doojoovac Djokovaac Djokovic
 * Google
 * Android Products (Cheap peices of plastic)
 * Google
 * Windows Products (Cheap peices of plastic)
 * Google
 * The Hugger Games
 * Google
 * abuse/overuse *Stares accusingly at Alemas
 * Google
 * Krispy Kreme (Rapper)
 * Google
 * Nicki Manaj
 * Google
 * Justin Beiber (He has his own DUCT TAPE for evil's sake. )
 * Google
 * Regular Show
 * Google
 * The fact that I have so many dislikes.
 * Google

My Awards
^This is HUGE! I mean, C'mon, this HAS to be a record, right? This was to my old account, but hey, who really cares? ^

^O_o^

^O_o again^

Made Up Apple iDevices

 * iHop: Apple Pancake eatery.IMG_JOBS_IED.jpg.jpg
 * iRobot: Apple's killer robot.
 * iOwa: An iState in the iUSA.
 * iDaho: Another iState.
 * iNdonesia: An iCountry on iEarth.
 * iEarth: The iPlanet we all live on.
 * iGangnam Style: A catchy yet somewhat annoying song used by Apple to dominate the music charts.
 * iSpam: A disgusting iFood.
 * iSpam: A disgusting overuse and/or random use of words on the Internet.
 * iGoogle: A company Apple started to make competition.
 * iED: A explosive device by Apple.
 * iAye: Apple's creepy iAnimal.
 * IAye.jpga: Apple's bad President.
 * i: an Apple . iAlemas will never use it again.
 * iDjokovic: A iTennis player, and iRio's obsession.
 * iStarbucks: Apple's iCoffee Shop.
 * iUSA: A country.
 * iMyself and i: An iExpression.
 * iLEGO: A toy.
 * iLMBs: A toy forum.
 * iApple: Apple.
 * The iPod Touch Mega: The iPad Mini.
 * The iPad Mini Mini: The iPod Touch.
 * The iPad Mini Mega: The iPad.
 * The iPad Mega: iMac.

Quotes

 * "Yes, because Japanese people with indefinitely stretching necks are scary." ~Also me, on some Japanese mythological creature
 * "Yes, because he's deathly afraid of Gangnam Style. (Sarcasm)" ~Fishfam4, on ihaveawii's supposed K-Pop phobia.

Favorite Quotes From Other People

 * "If you succeed, you will win false friends and real enemies. Succeed anyway." —Mother Teresa
 * "I like firing people!" —Mitt Romney
 * "I can see Russia from my house." —Sarah Palin
 * "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." —Winston Churchill
 * "Scratch that, Winnie. You are like, SO wrong." –Me (on the previous quote)
 * "I love Michigan. The trees are the right height." —Mitt Romney
 * "I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go." —Barack Obama
 * "I'll be gone long before any smart person finds out what happened in this Oval Office." —George W. Bush
 * "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" —Barrack Obama

Verifying Expressions

 * "You can't touch this."

False. With careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it would be possible to capture, and indeed touch, MC Hammer.


 * "Ice Cold Water"

False. If it was as cold as ice, it would be ice.


 * "My heart's a stereo"

False. Your heart is a cardiovascular organ, not a stereo.


 * "Have a date for Valentine's Day?"

Yes. February 14.


 * "It's going to be a long day."

False. Each day is roughly 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4 seconds long.


 * "The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

False. All objects fall at the same rate, regardless of mass.


 * "That engine is as dead as a doornail!"

False. Doornails are inanimate, as are engines.


 * "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

False. Life didn't give you sugar or water.


 * "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

False. Paralysis makes you significantly weaker.


 * "$5 footlong from subway."

False. Tax will make it $5.65.


 * "Written in the stars, a million miles away."

False. The closest star (Not counting the Sun) to earth is Proxima Centari, which is located 4.2421 light years away, or 2.5 Trillion miles away.


 * "Laughter is the best medicine"

False. Medicine is the best medicine.


 * "Time heals all wounds"

False. Explain fourth degree burns.


 * "Home is where the heart is."

False. It's in your chest cavity.


 * "A ship in a harbor is always safe."

False. Pearl Harbor.


 * "Every cloud has silver lining"

False. Clouds are lined with 500 megajoules of static electricity.


 * "Old as dirt"

False. Dirt proceeds life on earth.


 * "Live. Laugh. Love."

False. Live. And. Die.


 * "Boys will be boys"

Correct. Gender cannot change


 * "6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9."

False. Numbers are not sentient, hence they cannot feel fear.

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Humorous iPad Warranty Paragraph
Carrying and Handling iPad iPad contains sensitive components. Do not drop, disassemble, open, crush, bend, deform, puncture, shred, microwave, incinerate, paint or insert foreign objects into iPad.

LOLwut? Who would incinerate, crush or MICROWAVE an iPad they spent $500+ USD for? How is it humanly possible to SHRED an iPad?

Polls
Which is superior? Apple Google Samsung Microsoft HTC (Andriod) Windows

Which of the above "Do nots" from the iPad Warranty is crazier? Drop Disassemble Open Crush Bend Deform Puncture Shred Microwave Incinerate Paint Insert Foreign Objects When life gives you lemons, what do you do with them? Squirt them in people's eyes Make lemonade Pour the juice onto Apple iDevices Pour the juice onto Google Devices Pour the juice onto other copycat electronics company's devices Eat them raw Throw them off a cliff Blend them Boil them Fry them Use them to create an engine that runs on lemon juice Paint them gold and sell them for $1,000,000 Throw them away Which theme is better? City/Modular Buildings Creator Star Wars Ninjago Chima TMNT Galidor Indiana Jones Paradisa Friends Belville Collectible Minifigs None, I don't buy LEGO   How good is my page? Epic! Great Good Okay Meh BOORRRIIINNNGGG!   How funny are my pictures? ROTFLOLMILITARYCOPTER! ROTFLOL LOL Ha ha Meh Not even funny at all   How epic am I? YOU PWN EVERYONE ELSE, SUPREME LEADER FISHFAM! Epic You're fine You're not THAT cool You stink! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU BRICKIN' HYPOCRITICAL LOSER! 