User blog:Ireithien/It's my birthday, celebrate, fiends!

13 years ago today, I came out of the womb. On my birthday.

And behold, the glowing radiance of the most awesome baby ever known shone through the entire world. People all the way in Russia said "behold! Look at the light! I wonder what it could be!"

The doctor immediately opened his eyes very wide and said "Oh, great and powerful Ireithien! What makes you so awesome!?"

And I said "Hello doctor, you may be wondering how I'm speaking, the answer is that I'm intelligent, obviously, so just shut your mouth and stop whimpering."

So my parents were given a medal and a certificate just because they were the parents of the most epical and awesome baby ever known.

The end.

CELEBRATE, FIENDS!