Thread:Slicer Vorzakh/@comment-24718406-20140425033132

Think back to your first grade. You must have performed a play. Remember all the kids singing off key and forgetting their lines. Ah good times.

MY elementary school made the first graders perform a different play each year. When I was in first grade I performed Goldilocks and the Three Bears. My sister's in first grade and tonight was her big night. This year her class performed Hansel and Gretel.

..... Eat right.

Hansel and Gretel Eat Right.

WHAT THE SERIOUS BRICK?

You take a perfect story of two kids getting lost in the woods and eating a ton of candy and turn it into two perfect children accompanied by singing squirells and compost bins only to have them tell them not to eat candy and to eat an apple instead?

I wasn't there because I had too much homework to do, but when my dad started telling me the story, I was begging for him to stop a quarter way through.

I'm glad I'm a robot and not a human. 