User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/Countries in a Nutshell

United States: "...With liberty and justice for all.*"


 * Note: Only applies to white, Christian, non-Irish, non-socialist, non-communist, males.

North Korea: We don't exist...

Germany: Nien, die Nazis never existed. Shut das mouthen, ja? Gut.

Greece: We used to be cool a long time ago. Now we owe a ton of money.

Russia: "Economy in the toilet since 1918."

China: "We make and censor everything."

Japan: wut

Syria: *BOOM!!! Ratatatatatatat! KABOOSH!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!*

Somalia: Not that kind of pirate, kids.

Canada: Why can't we get along?

Brazil: GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

Ukraine: "Under new management."

Cuba: "Helping prove Obama is a communist since 2015."

Australia: Is anyone here? Oh, hello 100 meter tall black widow.

France: WHO'S SURRENDEURING NOW?

South Afrcia: Not sure if we're rich or not...

Mexico: We're not sure why we're still here, either.