User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/2 August 2016

 [08:40]  DECEMBER 7TH [08:40]  1941 [08:40]  A date that shall live [08:40]  IN INFAMY [08:41]  Ohh boy [08:41]  Actually I think I messed the grammar up :p [08:41]  the united states of america was suddenly and deliberately attacked [08:41]  By naval and air forces from the Empire of Japan [08:41]  The United States was at peace with that nation [08:41]  And in through its socilitation, still in contact with their government in maintaining peace in the pacific [08:42]  (Good idea boys) [08:42]  Yesterday, December 7 1941, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor [08:42]  Yesterday, December 7th 1941, the Japanese attacked Guam [08:43]  And on Sunday, December 8th 1941, the Japanese attacked Malaya [08:43]  As commander in chief of our nation's army and navy... I ask, that congress declare, that since the unprovoked, and dastardly attack by Japan [08:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> A State of War has existed between the united states, and the japanese empire [08:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> God help us all. [08:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> ok i admittedly messed that one up [08:45] <Impossibubbles> ollo ale [08:47] <Xsizter> Hi o/ [08:47] <Johnyjo> o/ [08:47] <RusMan> O/ [08:47] <Keplers> Who's the new guy? [08:47] <Xsizter> I was here yesterday [08:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> YESTERDAY [08:47] <RusMan> Apparently someone that was here back in 2013 [08:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> DECEMBER 7TH [08:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> 1941 [08:47] <Keplers> gg [08:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> when will japan confess to its war crimes [08:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> the world may never know [08:48] <RusMan> So.. what school subject is everyone looking forward to this nextschool year? :p [08:48] <RusMan> God, I have school this month. :p [08:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> njrotc [08:48] <Keplers> Niice [08:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> im looking forward and regretting it [08:48] <Xsizter> same [08:48] <Keplers> Looking forward to History but that was expected [08:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> mostly cause i signed up late and didnt get handouts [08:48] <RusMan> I can't wait for anatomy and geography [08:48] <Xsizter> Brave you going first time High School or? [08:48] <RusMan> And all sorts of electives :3 [08:49] <Keplers> I know enough anatomy [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> "I can't wait for anatomy" -RusMan 2016 [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeh xsizter [08:49] <Xsizter> Same [08:49] <RusMan> Yeah, I had a medical book when I was six. :p [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> I used to think it was called the pajina for the longest time [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> JUST [08:49] <RusMan> Always fascinated about biology and anatomy-related sciences [08:50] <RusMan> Good stuff :p [08:50] <Keplers> (Ws) [08:50] <RusMan> (Ws) [08:50] <Marcel77799> Go study medicine, Rus [08:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont know what to expect in njrotc tbh [08:50] <RusMan> Perhaps I should [08:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> mostly cause i signed up late [08:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;being a doctor [08:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> prepare for depression [08:51] <Marcel77799> Guaranteed job plus good payment [08:51] <RusMan> True [08:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw you have to charge your patients in the highest way possible in order to make money [08:51] <RusMan> I could be a doctor or nurse I guess :p [08:51] <Impossibubbles> pinged [08:51] <Impossibubbles> nvm [08:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres doctor inflation these days anyways [08:51] <Marcel77799> Not nurse [08:52] <Marcel77799> That's a bad job [08:52] <Keplers> I've seen nurses [08:52] <Keplers> You don't want to be one [08:52] <Marcel77799> So much work not enough money, always dealing with annoying patients [08:52] <Keplers> Doctors have basically no free time [08:52] <Keplers> But hey they make money [08:52] <Marcel77799> ^^ [08:52] <RusMan> But tbh I don't want to just live for the next paycheck.. :p [08:53] <Marcel77799> You need to love what you do [08:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> All the "dream jobs" that have been romanticized for the last 10 years are all filled up now [08:53] <RusMan> Yeah [08:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> so stuff like medicine and law dont have enough jobs for the actual eligible workers [08:54] <Marcel77799> Ha ha, then you live in the wrong country [08:54] <RusMan> Like, something medical would be cool, but I also want to travel the world and pursue foreign languages too :p [08:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> manual labour jobs like construction and plumbing are choking for more workers so much that theyll practically train you for free [08:54] <Marcel77799> We lack doctors here [08:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> I have the ability to work on a ferry and make hella cash [08:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats not being a captain, too [08:55] <RusMan> I think it would be kind of cool to maybe help out in another country if I had a medical dgree [08:55] <RusMan> *degree [08:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> like work in a crappy third world? [08:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> that sounds cool until you get ebola (derp) [08:56] <Keplers> I think I'll just go army [08:56] <Keplers> "help out" in a crappy third-world country [08:56] <Marcel77799> I'll just sit in my lab and do some experiments [08:56] <Keplers> hold guns every day [08:56] <RusMan> Hey, if I can make an impact in someone's life and help them move on in life, that's what's important right? :p [08:56] <RusMan> Idk, Im just brainstorming :p [08:56] <Keplers> Marc's deciding he's going to play it smart and perhaps research [08:57] <RusMan> Rambling on essentially :p [08:57] <Keplers> Can you imagine the crap your life must be to do something engaging and intellectual [08:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> if im still a depressive little edgelord ill probably join the armed forces [08:57] <Marcel77799> I'll do research for sure [08:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> so i can die [08:57] <Keplers> The only reason I'm not doing physics research is because math killed me smh [08:57] <Marcel77799> I mean I choose molecular medicine over medicine in general for a reason [08:58] <Keplers> Military's basically my backup career [08:58] <Marcel77799> Physics without maths... [08:58] <Keplers> If I somehow fail to get a good job in the field of history [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> if i dont grow up ill do military for sure [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;good job [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;history [08:58] <Keplers> I can always shoot people [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> pick one [08:58] <Keplers> Exactly [08:58] <Keplers> I'm basically going military with a history degree [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> museums probably dont pay that well [08:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> since they always have donation boxes [08:59] <Keplers> lel [08:59] <Keplers> I could become a professor [08:59] <Marcel77799> Same here [08:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know the US Armed Forces (TM) offers debt forgiveness for student loans [08:59] <Keplers> That requires a Ph. D though and at this point I don't feel up to the writing [08:59] <Marcel77799> But IDK if I wanna stay in university all my life [08:59] <Keplers> US Mil will pay for your education, sure [08:59] <Marcel77799> I have to do my PhD anyway [09:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> I think after serving I could live a quiet life driving around a ferry [09:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> without debt [09:00] <Xsizter> And then Aliens would attack and you would be like Will Smith from Independence Day [09:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> i cant join the air force [09:00] <Keplers> Looking at how I'll probably go career after serving I'll go into retirement and flaunt around mah Gen. (Ret.) title everywhere possible [09:00] <Impossibubbles> ping [09:00] <Impossibubbles> wait no nvm [09:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;general [09:01] <Keplers> "Mister Shelby" [09:01] <RusMan> :p [09:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> you mean you actually wanna do heavy officer school [09:01] <Keplers> "That's General thanks" [09:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> becoming a general is hella hard [09:01] <Keplers> I'd prefer heavy officer school to leaving the military with nothing but a history degree and captain's pension [09:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> man [09:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> isnt there requirements to officer school? [09:01] <Keplers> yeh [09:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> like they dont just take anyone [09:02] <Keplers> "don't screw up as a junior officer" [09:02] <Keplers> "be GOOD at junior officer" [09:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> well how do you *join* [09:02] <Keplers> If they want you promoted and you want to go on, they'll put you in [09:02] <RusMan> &gt;looks up pursuing medical degrees [09:02] <RusMan> " The national average debt for medical students is more than $100,000, and the cost of tuition continues to rise." [09:02] <RusMan> Rip me [09:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> darn [09:02] <Keplers> That's not bad [09:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> i cant pay my way to being a high ranking officer like the old days [09:03] <Keplers> It's not much more than a lot of degrees [09:03] <Keplers> In the old days getting to senior officer was either easy or hard as all hell [09:03] <Keplers> "are you a baron or related to any noblemen" [09:03] <Keplers> "no" [09:03] <Keplers> "screw you" [09:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> kek [09:03] <Xsizter> I found this guy called spyrorobot, he is a Gladiator and has 190 posts, can he be added? Because Legoanimals told me that anyone who is over 150 posts can be added to the Wiki [09:04] <Keplers> Yeah [09:04] <Keplers> I actually like Spyro [09:04] <Keplers> He's a nice guy [09:04] <Xsizter> Ok, thanks [09:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw i wont be able to go to a prestigious prussian officer academy and live the glorious life as a german officer [09:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> why even live? [09:04] <Keplers> Gladiator... That's R5, right? [09:04] <Keplers> Because that gets added too [09:05] <RusMan> Biology would be cool to pursue too [09:05] <Keplers> no Preußen [09:05] <Keplers> no officer [09:05] <Keplers> no cavalry [09:05] <Keplers> gg [09:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> rip [09:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> whatever [09:05] <Keplers> tho my ancestor was a Confederate cavalry general [09:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> ill make do in the US navy [09:06] <Keplers> he was buckin' hilarious [09:06] <Keplers> He took the Confederacy down to Mexico rather than surrender [09:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> wow [09:06] <Keplers> So while he's down there, some bandits try to ambush his group [09:07] <Keplers> So he cuts the friggin' lead bandit's arm off with his cavalry saber [09:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> wew [09:07] <Xsizter> How did i do for my second page? [09:07] <Xsizter> Spyrorobot [09:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wish i knew anything about my family history [09:07] <Keplers> That said, once he had actually settled in Mexico, when he heard that there were bandits stealing from his peoples' land [09:07] <Keplers> He went to the bandits' boss [09:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> my dad doesnt talk to me and my mom doesnt like to talk about [09:08] <Keplers> And walked out with a deal that they get paid to protect the land [09:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> my japanese ancestors were probably hella racist IJA officials [09:08] <RusMan> My family history is kind of boring tbh [09:08] <Keplers> Those were my ancestors :p [09:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> my dad was in the navy [09:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats all i know [09:08] <Keplers> My great-great grandfather was apparently terrifying as hell to everyone [09:09] <Keplers> IJA senior officer so what did you expect of course [09:09] <RusMan> One side of the family came from england and were farmers for generations, the other side immigrated to the U.S. from Germany around the early 20th century. [09:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> wew [09:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> maybe our ancestors knew each other [09:09] <RusMan> Funfunfun [09:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> my mother comes from yokohama, what about yours? [09:10] <Keplers> Tokyo striaght through for the past billion years [09:10] <Keplers> My whole family [09:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> so basically right next to each other [09:10] <RusMan> My stepdad's been to Tokyo. [09:10] <Keplers> Yeh [09:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> what was your mom's maiden name? [09:11] <Keplers> Maehata [09:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> I need to know it in case your password is lost [09:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> (derp) [09:11] <Keplers> I don't know much about her life tho [09:11] <Keplers> kek [09:11] <Keplers> My password questions are always personal so not even my mother could get in [09:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> my mom's is Iwasawa [09:11] <Keplers> Personal and often very nerdy bionicle crap [09:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> lel [09:12] <RusMan> Çp [09:12] <RusMan> * :p [09:12] <Keplers> Hmm [09:12] <Keplers> We should look into this [09:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> uhh [09:12] <Keplers> I mean, it,s a small island (Derp4) [09:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> I guess [09:12] <RusMan> I need to brush up on some of my geography. [09:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> but asians breed like rabbits [09:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> at least they used to [09:13] <RusMan> I keep forgetting what the huge lake is called in Kazakhstan. :p [09:13] <Keplers> Their population rate is in the negatives now [09:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> my mom was born on one of those sacred "DO NOT BE BORN" years. [09:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> bad omen. [09:13] <Keplers> Heh [09:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw no cool samurai swords passed down by generations and on a mantle in house [09:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw my great ancestors were probably just ashigaru [09:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> and rice farmers [09:16] <Keplers> aww [09:16] <Keplers> we were samurai on both sides [09:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think one time my mom was a geisha though [09:17] <Johnyjo> tfw my great ancestors were probably running around in kilts playing bagpipes ;p [09:17] <Keplers> no swords of course but wth damn losing the war [09:17] <Keplers> Lel, that's my dad's side [09:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> i thought your dad was amerikan [09:17] <Keplers> probably less bagpipes and more claymores, though [09:17] <Keplers> lopping off fricking english heads [09:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> like english american [09:17] <Keplers> my dad's american, scotch-irish ancestry [09:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> o [09:18] <Johnyjo> Scotish ftw :'D [09:18] <Keplers> But my dad's side came to America in like the 16-700s [09:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> my dad says we're german [09:18] <Keplers> I don't know if we even had any relatives who arrived after 1830 [09:18] <Keplers> Excluding my mom [09:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> his name is kurt for god's sake [09:18] <Keplers> :p [09:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw maybe my dad doesnt talk about his fam history cause they were nazis [09:19] <Keplers> *still are [09:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> I hope instead they were cool hessian mercenaries [09:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> im glad i embody every part of the axis minus italy [09:19] <Keplers> Coulda been both [09:20] <Keplers> I have 10% German from like the late 18th century [09:20] <Keplers> This 100% qualifies as Axis [09:20] <Keplers> Ignoring the three IJA officers on the other side [09:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> inb4 immigrants of franco prussian war [09:20] <Keplers> lel [09:21] <Keplers> I do have one ancestor whose background is unknown [09:21] <Keplers> All we now is she's from Alsace-Lorraine [09:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;karling [09:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> calling it now [09:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> shes related to charlemange [09:22] <Keplers> pfft [09:23] <RusMan> Guac oģ [09:23] <RusMan> * o/ [09:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> is that the second time youve made that typo [09:24] <RusMan> I dont think so :p [09:24] <RusMan> Sorry, my keyboard is kind of sensitive. :p [09:24] <Keplers> It was slightly different last time [09:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> I wish i had slavic blood [09:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> so i can say [09:24] <Keplers> no you don't [09:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> "A NU VA CHEEKI BREEKI" [09:25] <Keplers> oh [09:25] <Keplers> lel [09:25] <RusMan> Uwot [09:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know that russian phrase [09:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats like an idiom for [09:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> "Put a bullet in its forehead" [09:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> or something [09:26] <RusMan> Oh :p [09:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> what does it mean literally [09:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> even when i use the official cryllic it doesnt have a translation [09:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> it would be hella cool growing up as a gopnik tho [09:27] <RusMan> One, Two- You're on top! -According to Urban Dictionary [09:28] <RusMan> No it wouldnt be :p [09:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> its fun to get into trouble [09:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> and have fun with lads [09:28] <RusMan> Squatting around all day cheeing up sunflower seeds with your kvas and vodka with fake adidas clothing [09:28] <RusMan> Sounds super fun.. [09:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> well yeah [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> it does [09:29] <Johnyjo> Welp, I'm heading to bed ;p Cherrio, people o/ [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know this reminds me [09:29] <RusMan> O/ [09:29] <Johnyjo> o/ [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> I knew this russian kid called Syetaslav or something like that [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> he was crazy [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> i fought him one time [09:29] <EtherealSpirit> Take care, have a great night, sleep tight ^u^ [09:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> He had no mercy [09:29] <Keplers> You going, Varn? [09:30] <EtherealSpirit> No, noty et XD [09:30] <Keplers> Mmk [09:30] <EtherealSpirit> *not yet [09:30] <Keplers> Merciless Slavs [09:30] <EtherealSpirit> I missed him XD [09:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then one day [09:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> he disappeared [09:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> maybe expelled [09:30] <Keplers> probs gulag [09:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> But my theory is that he got abducted and joined the spetnaz [09:31] <RusMan> Да that's what he did. [09:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know russian folklore is just: Pavlov Pavlovov Pablovovich is a upper middle class citizen and is in love with Maria Petrova Petrovavich but Dmitri Dmitrinov Dmitrinovich also loves her, so Pavlov learns to reject love and become one with nature [09:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> *pavlovovich [09:32] <RusMan> Well I guess I should get some sleep. [09:32] <Keplers> lol [09:32] <RusMan> Bnr :p :p [09:32] <RusMan> Spot on with the names :p [09:33] <Keplers> It fits Dostoevsky pretty well [09:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> yup [09:33] <RusMan> Except I think it would be Petrovovna instead [09:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> i guess [09:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> kep [09:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know pavlov's house [09:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> in stalingrad [09:33] <RusMan> Guac could probably correct me :p [09:34] <Keplers> Oh god that house is literally an fps [09:34] <Keplers> (i can literally say that because it was put in an fps) [09:34] <RusMan> Well goodnight. O/ [09:35] <RusMan> Or morning [09:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;Pavlov killing germans with an anti tank gun [09:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;stacking germans i [09:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;making them sandbags