User blog:Loney 97/story time

So today is free Slurpee Day and I decided to try their new Mango flavour but I had heard anything about it I just thought it was mango and I like mango so whatever. But after the first few sips I felt the back of my throat burning and I was a bit concerned because anytime I get food at a gas station I’m always super paranoid that there’s like gasoline in it and it’s gonna burn me from the inside out but all the friends I was with seemed fine and so I kept drinking it thinking in the back of my mind that I’m totally going to die from this I’m gong to be done in by a free slurpee. And I was okay with that clearly because I kept drinking like wow son you sure value your life like what’s up you’re going to die and it doesn’t even taste that good.

Anyway I just saw a commercial for 7/11′s new mountain dew Mango Heat slurpee and I’m pissed off at whoever thought that was a good idea.

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