User blog comment:Alemas2005/Rio must not be trusted with football/handegg matters/@comment-4041224-20140525141054/@comment-5381241-20140525172835

You don't need to be the person stating something to know whether it's sarcastic or not, Guac.

Clearly it was sarcasm; Rio isn't stupid, and I think he knows how soccer works. Either that, or Rio meant to say, "soccer players can hold the ball with their hands."