User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/24 June 2017

 [09:52]  o/ [09:58]  yo älemäß [09:58]  OPENEYE. [09:59]  YOU'RE ALIVE. [09:59]  YES [09:59]  Seriously though. [09:59]  Mice. [09:59]  :P [09:59]  mice [09:59]  well [09:59]  it wasn't mice [09:59]  ??? [10:00]  Heil Hitler, my name is Herr Kepler. I am an 18 year old American Gemanophile (Nazi fan for you Ausländer). I draw propaganda and posters on my tablet and spend my days perfecting my Gothic art and playing superior German war games. (Hearts of Iron, Anschluss, and Blitzkrieg) I train with my MP 40 every day, this superior weapon can pierce Kevlar because it is made of German engineering, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my automatic license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak German fluently, both Prussian and the Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and the SS oath, which I follow 100%. When I get my German visa, I am moving to Berlin to attend a prestigious military academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Reichsfeldmarschall for the Wehrmacht or even a Stasi agent! [10:00]  I own several Waffenrocke, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in. [10:00]  Shut up. [10:00] <Keplers> kek [10:00] <Alemas2005> OpenEye. [10:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> hello [10:00] <Alemas2005> If it wasn't mice, what was the cause of your Internet failure? :P [10:01] <EveryOpenEye> it was uh [10:01] <Keplers> probably ausländer engineering [10:01] <EveryOpenEye> something [10:01] <Keplers> i only buy german products [10:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan. [10:01] <Keplers> like computers made in germany [10:01] <Alemas2005> You shut up as well. [10:01] <Alemas2005> "Something". [10:01] <Alemas2005> What "something"... :P [10:01] <EveryOpenEye> so our internet stopped working friday morning or something [10:01] <EveryOpenEye> and there were chewed cables [10:02] <EveryOpenEye> but we had more so i replaced them [10:02] <EveryOpenEye> but it still didnt work [10:02] <Alemas2005> ...right. [10:02] <EveryOpenEye> so we figured they chewed more somewhere else [10:02] <Keplers> mice ate his inferior aus lä tralian internet cables [10:02] <Alemas2005> Shut up, Keps. [10:02] <Keplers> lel [10:02] <EveryOpenEye> but today we like called the telco to do something and it just like started working again [10:02] <EveryOpenEye> it was magic tbh [10:02] <Alemas2005> Woooooooow. [10:03] <Keplers> it would require magic, or a miracle, as the non-germanic races could never achieve such a feat with their minor intelligence [10:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> ...australians are germanic [10:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> you freaking idiot [10:03] <Alemas2005> Keps (Brave, you too), please leave Nazi propaganda out of this place. :P [10:03] <Keplers> no, they're mostly kangaroo [10:03] <EveryOpenEye> i see you share pauline hanson's definition of australian [10:03] <Keplers> with some wallaby [10:04] <Keplers> i understand that you are italian, but it is okay as we recognize the roman imperial fasces in our lands [10:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> m8 i havent done any nazisms [10:04] <EveryOpenEye> im getting a headache from these bad memes [10:04] <Alemas2005> OH. [10:04] <Alemas2005> OPENEYE. [10:04] <Alemas2005> Guess what. [10:04] <EveryOpenEye> hm [10:04] <Alemas2005> I saved some memes for you. (BF) [10:04] <EveryOpenEye> oh goodie [10:04] <Keplers> most inferior races, with their unevolved head shapes, would have headaches upon hearing the aryan truth [10:04] <Alemas2005> https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWmVdz6_700b.jpg [10:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont talk about aboriginals like that [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> i saw that tho [10:05] <Keplers> i'm not [10:05] <Alemas2005> https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ax0EBBL_700b.jpg [10:05] <Keplers> i'm talking about the australians too [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> ok i havent seen that [10:05] <Alemas2005> https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQe6yRz_700b.jpg [10:05] <Alemas2005> And Pythor linked this yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP66hxp6mnE [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> that was good [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> i liked that joke [10:05] <Alemas2005> (Warning for headphone users) [10:06] <Alemas2005> Nardole's not that bad now, c'mon. :P [10:06] <EveryOpenEye> thats a good video i guess [10:06] <EveryOpenEye> could use more bass [10:06] <EveryOpenEye> some snappy meme editing too [10:06] <EveryOpenEye> but its ok [10:06] <Keplers> scottish people are not of aryan descent, except during their rape by the vikings and saxons [10:06] <EveryOpenEye> nardole is good now tbh [10:06] <Keplers> for this reason, nardole is bad [10:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you ever shut up [10:07] <Keplers> no [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> better meme https://i.redd.it/gtiudbisii5z.jpg [10:10] <Keplers> we posted the same meme in 1932 [10:10] <Keplers> the communists lost the election [10:10] <Keplers> so did the bourgeois [10:11] <EveryOpenEye> liar [10:11] <EveryOpenEye> there was no memes in 1932 [10:12] <Keplers> https://umedia.lib.umn.edu/sites/default/files/reference/77/image/jpeg/msp00675.jpg [10:13] <Keplers> http://ufafo.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Steigbuegelhalter_klein2.jpg [10:13] <Keplers> wrong, herrn openeye [10:13] <Alemas2005> ...those aren't memes. :P [10:13] <Keplers> they were spread all over the country BY THE PEOPLE [10:14] <Keplers> and people laughed at them and reacted with "thumbs-up" [10:14] <Alemas2005> ...go to sleep. :P [10:14] <Keplers> i respectfully decline [10:15] <Alemas2005> 'cause you turn into a Nazi propaganda machine when you're sleepy. :P [10:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> ale [10:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> im staying up 72 hours again [10:15] <Keplers> this is like a snickers commercial [10:15] <Alemas2005> Correct. :P [10:15] <Keplers> "you turn into himmler when you're hungry" [10:15] <Keplers> i guess goebbels [10:15] <Keplers> since you said propaganda machine [10:18] <Alemas2005> https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a3MPnd7_700b_v1.jpg [10:18] <Alemas2005> :{P [10:18] <EveryOpenEye> o/ [10:18] <Legoanimals750> o/ [10:19] <EveryOpenEye> i do not compute the meme [10:19] <Keplers> the fidget spinner would not exist in its current form if the axis had won [10:20] <Keplers> it would have four arms [10:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> 8* [10:25] <EveryOpenEye> https://i.redd.it/lc5h9assn64z.png