User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/8 December 2014

 [05:34]  lol Link [05:34]  And if it's not right it's not from God so you're a heathen and you're going to hell. [05:34]  No wait [05:34]  You first calculate the answer [05:34]  Then you ask God [05:34]  And the answers book says "any answer as long as it was blessed by the holy spirit is correct" [05:34]  And god's gonna tell you whether it's wrong or right [05:35]  Comes with extra schizophrenia now [05:35]  No God tells you the new answer. [05:35]  "Write only with blessed pens." [05:35]  "baptize your pens" [05:35]  Hi Alemas. [05:35]  And holy ink. [05:35]  Plot twist: God is the answer. No calculations required [05:35]  o/ [05:35] <Alemas2005> *Crashes in* [05:35] <Worldracer99> oh hey abby's back [05:35] <A Walruse> Na, Rio [05:35] <LinkCelestrial> Guac. xD [05:35] <MeltE2> Hey Abby. [05:35] <A Walruse> Those don't have souls [05:35] <Bgirlabby> o/ [05:35] <LinkCelestrial> WB Abby. :3 [05:35] <A Walruse> Just like animals [05:35] <A Walruse> So you can eat them [05:35] <Bgirlabby> Sorry mom made me hold the baby (yk) [05:35] <A Walruse> And not feel bad [05:35] <Riolu777> Sometimes I'm tempted to write Jesus for answers I don't want to figure out. :P [05:36] <Lord Chomp> o/ [05:36] <A Walruse> I should try that. [05:36] <LinkCelestrial> I don't know is the only answer. [05:36] <A Walruse> In a German public school. [05:36] <LinkCelestrial> Because it's true. :p [05:36] <GuacamoleCCXR> I'm sure it will work in a German public school. [05:36] <A Walruse> No wait people here at least still know who jesus is [05:36] <A Walruse> I should try that in the Netherlands or Sweden [05:36] <A Walruse> Or Norway [05:36] <A Walruse> "So who's this jesus pal again?" [05:36] <A Walruse> "some ancient dude?" [05:36] <A Walruse> "hmmk." [05:36] <LinkCelestrial> Your mom. (derp) [05:37] <Aravis Tarkheena> HI ALEMAS [05:37] <A Walruse> "and people like you live off our sweet as hell social system?" [05:37] <A Walruse> "oh look he shared. i like the guy i think." [05:37] <A Walruse> "what was his name again." [05:37] <Alemas2005> Ara, don't shout. (UD) (UD) (UD) [05:37] <Alemas2005> Quit it, will you? (UD) [05:37] <LinkCelestrial> Alemas, shhhh. [05:37] <A Walruse> ok i really should go [05:37] <LinkCelestrial> Shhh.. [05:37] <Alemas2005> There's no need to shout at me. (UD) [05:37] <Aravis Tarkheena> BUT WHY [05:37] <LinkCelestrial> Shhh Alemas shhhh. [05:37] <MeltE2> alemas has already broke ud [05:37] <A Walruse> There is /every/ need to shout at you. [05:38] <LinkCelestrial> ^^ [05:38] <Riolu777> Heh, one of the actual questions I found online is "If a family’s average annual income over forty-five working years is about $50,000, what total amount will they have contributed to the Lord’s work if they give just 10%?" [05:38] <Alemas2005> There isn't. :P [05:38] <GuacamoleCCXR> ALEMAS :D [05:38] <A Walruse> that actually made me laugh out loud Rio [05:38] <Aravis Tarkheena> Is that from A Beka [05:38] <Aravis Tarkheena> I bet it is [05:38] <A Walruse> What grade is that for, Rio? [05:38] <GuacamoleCCXR> why is that a thing [05:38] <Alemas2005> ...*Sigh* :P [05:38] <Riolu777> No, it's from BJU Press. [05:38] <A Walruse> 10th? [05:39] <Aravis Tarkheena> Huh [05:39] <A Walruse> That's way too hard, y' know. [05:39] <GuacamoleCCXR> holy crap cryptex lazers [05:39] <Riolu777> Pre-Algebra, LED. [05:39] <LinkCelestrial> Math U See is best math. [05:39] <Riolu777> Yeah, I use MUS. :P [05:39] <Aravis Tarkheena> "if they give /just/ 10%" [05:39] <LinkCelestrial> Which is you know, tithe. :P [05:39] <A Walruse> But it's way too hard for the little children how do they even fit all their prayer times into the day when they have to calculate these really hard questions. [05:39] <Loney 97> :P [05:39] <Aravis Tarkheena> Should you tithe any more than that [05:39] <Riolu777> Yeah, it's condemning them, Aravis. [05:40] <Aravis Tarkheena> Huh [05:40] <GuacamoleCCXR> It's like [05:40] <Riolu777> It implies the unholiness of them. [05:40] <LinkCelestrial> I'm a better Christian than you I give like 37%. [05:40] <A Walruse> anyway [05:40] <A Walruse> g2g [05:40] <A Walruse> bye [05:40] <A Walruse> :c [05:40] <GuacamoleCCXR> In Germany people get upset they need to pay 20 bucks of church tax per quarter [05:40] <LinkCelestrial> o\ Walruse. [05:40] <MeltE2> bye led [05:40] <Aravis Tarkheena> Well, there's offering as well as tithe [05:40] <GuacamoleCCXR> In fact I'd get upset about that [05:40] <Riolu777> bai LED :c [05:40] <Aravis Tarkheena> These guys only tithe. How awful. [05:40] <LinkCelestrial> Where I come from, offering is your tithe. [05:41] <Riolu777> My church doesn't have strict tithes, but lots of offerings. [05:41] <LinkCelestrial> Nobody has strict tithes. [05:41] <LinkCelestrial> Could you imagine? :P [05:41] <Riolu777> No no, some churches still do. [05:41] <GuacamoleCCXR> People in the medieval had strict tithes [05:41] <Riolu777> There are always some churches that do archaic things. :P [05:41] <LinkCelestrial> That's because church was part of the government. [05:42] <Aravis Tarkheena> I think the official members of the church I go to have to tithe a certain amount [05:42] <LinkCelestrial> Not the church I go to. [05:42] <Aravis Tarkheena> But no one in my family is a member to I'm not sure. :P [05:42] <Aravis Tarkheena> *so [05:42] <Bgirlabby> Wow :p [05:42] <LinkCelestrial> That's part of the reason I refuse to become a member, [05:42] <LinkCelestrial> what does that prove? [05:42] <GuacamoleCCXR> noodle [05:42] <Riolu777> "BJU Press is adamantly opposed to federal direction or involvement in the content or methods of the educational system, whether directly or indirectly" [05:42] <GuacamoleCCXR> are you listening to end silence [05:42] <Riolu777> no [05:43] <GuacamoleCCXR> do eet [05:43] <LinkCelestrial> Rio, ew. [05:43] <Riolu777> That basically says that they oppose the government doing education whatsoever. :P [05:43] <LinkCelestrial> Christian extremists have been making me violently ill lately. [05:43] <Riolu777> Yes. [05:43] <GuacamoleCCXR> It's like [05:44] <LinkCelestrial> Involvement, so no funding? [05:44] <Riolu777> Now, of course, America's education is pretty stinky. [05:44] <LinkCelestrial> Or acknowledgement? [05:44] <Riolu777> Yeah, Boyo. :P [05:44] <GuacamoleCCXR> What, the government wants to teach the children arabic numerals? we'll go with roman ones [05:44] <LinkCelestrial> I stand by math atheism. [05:45] <Riolu777> HA, they have a whole page called "Starting a Christian School" [05:45] <LinkCelestrial> Oh no. [05:46] <Lord Chomp> Math atheism? [05:46] <Riolu777> It's talking about it like it's a business. [05:46] <LinkCelestrial> Yes, Chomp. [05:46] <LinkCelestrial> Math atheism. [05:46] <LinkCelestrial> To them it probably is, Rio. [05:46] <Aravis Tarkheena> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141208174616/legomessageboards/images/9/93/Allymessydoodle.jpg Alemas personally attacked me in caps and now I'm dead [05:46] <Riolu777> Well yeah, seeing how they oppose any federal school. [05:46] <Aravis Tarkheena> (sniffle) [05:46] <Lord Chomp> "If Christ healed one person, and then another, how many people are going to heaven?" [05:46] <Lord Chomp> Like dat? [05:46] <LinkCelestrial> No. [05:47] <LinkCelestrial> Math atheism. :| [05:47] <Lord Chomp> Oh [05:47] <Riolu777> Healing someone isn't salvation anyway. :P [05:47] <Lord Chomp> I think I just got that [05:47] <LinkCelestrial> ^^ [05:47] <LinkCelestrial> @Rio. [05:47] <Worldracer99> http://viewpure.com/TZB3mhz27_Y oh god why [05:47] <LinkCelestrial> Math atheism: http://asset-0.soup.io/asset/0644/4918_02da.jpeg [05:47] <Alemas2005> Ara. XD [05:48] <Alemas2005> Woah. [05:48] <Alemas2005> Couldn't you at least save that in .png? (ud) [05:48] <Riolu777> HAHA BOYO [05:48] <Alemas2005> The screenshot quality is truly atrocious. (UD) [05:48] <Aravis Tarkheena> Alemas [05:48] <Riolu777> Calvin and Hobbes forever. [05:48] <Worldracer99> http://viewpure.com/TZB3mhz27_Y i'm so mad this exists [05:48] <LinkCelestrial> Alemas, you destroyed Aravis. [05:48] <LinkCelestrial> And you're worried about screenshot quality?! [05:48] <Aravis Tarkheena> implying you're worth .png [05:49] <MeltE2> lol [05:49] <Aravis Tarkheena> I beg to differ [05:49] <Riolu777> I GTG. [05:49] <LinkCelestrial> I'd assassinate you but Aravis would probably reprimand me for it. [05:49] <MeltE2> Bye Rio. [05:49] <LinkCelestrial> o\ Rio. [05:49] <Alemas2005> Nah, guac would do it. [05:49] <LinkCelestrial> Don't forget to spread the word about math atheism. (derp) [05:49] <LinkCelestrial> o\ Bio. [05:50] <MeltE2> Hi Biofan. [05:51] <LinkCelestrial> Test. [05:51] <LinkCelestrial> o\ Wii. [05:51] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Actually.. [05:51] <LinkCelestrial> Oh dear... [05:51] <MeltE2> Hi Ihave. [05:51] <LinkCelestrial> I feel violently ill brb [05:51] <Ihaveawiixboxds> I'll have this for, like, a day. :P [05:51] <LinkCelestrial> I hope. [05:52] <Bgirlabby> Uh oh [05:52] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Then I'll use the Christmas djinn. :{P [05:52] <MeltE2> djinn c: [05:52] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Which one's your favorite, Melt? :P [05:52] <Ihaveawiixboxds> I like Mercury Djinn the best. :{P [05:53] <MeltE2> IDK right now, I haven't played in ages. [05:53] <Ihaveawiixboxds> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090129020851/goldensun/images/0/0a/Djinn.jpg [05:53] <MeltE2> and now I want too :c [05:53] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Well, which one's the cutest? :P [05:53] <MeltE2> The Air one, I forget what it's called. [05:54] <Worldracer99> bottom right corner reminds me of castform from pokemon [05:54] <MeltE2> Or the water one. [05:55] <Alemas2005> Lag check. [05:55] <Alemas2005> Ok. [05:59] <Worldracer99> abby pm [05:59] <Bgirlabby> Kk [05:59] <MeltE2> tfw brickthing adds you on flickr :3 [05:59] <MeltE2> having a happy feel [05:59] <MeltE2> because [05:59] <MeltE2> this is amaze [05:59] <MeltE2> kind of [06:00] <Loney 97> ohcool. [06:01] <MeltE2> also 4est added me too so double amaze [06:01] <LinkCelestrial> So amaze. (doge) [06:01] <LinkCelestrial> Much wow. (doge) [06:02] <MeltE2> also, give me views https://www.flickr.com/photos/129591789@N08/15352312333/ [06:02] <MeltE2> because i care about that [06:02] <MeltE2> kind of [06:02] <LinkCelestrial> Sick. (Y) [06:03] <MeltE2> thanks [06:03] <LinkCelestrial> I haven't touched my LEGO in so long... [06:03] <Bgirlabby> Me either [06:04] <Bgirlabby> BRB [06:04] <LinkCelestrial> Nevermind brikwar'd. [06:05] <LinkCelestrial> I could probably sell all my LEGO and make a really sweet MTG deck... [06:05] <LinkCelestrial> Nah. :p [06:09] <MeltE2> Test. [06:09] <Worldracer99> pass [06:10] <Worldracer99> aw [06:10] <Worldracer99> where's mad [06:11] <Alemas2005> http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/awbYony_460s.jpg [06:12] <MeltE2> Hi Shakira. [06:12] <Worldracer99> ok who's still here [06:12] <LinkCelestrial> Me. Kinda. [06:12] <MeltE2> I am. [06:12] <GuacamoleCCXR> meh [06:12] <Worldracer99> K [06:13] <Bgirlabby> Back [06:13] <Bgirlabby> Sorry T.T [06:15] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1525666_10152613920316799_8542528182286130959_n.png?oh=45b06694bb2a12230cb20c2f27b658d6&amp;oe=5505EF45 heh [06:17] <LinkCelestrial> xD [06:30] <Packachoo> o/ [06:30] <Packachoo> Hi Aravis [06:30] <Packachoo> And Hi Alemas [06:31] <Packachoo> And Hi Melt [06:31] <Aravis Tarkheena> Oh hi Pack [06:31] <Packachoo> (Especially Alemas, but if you ask why I said "especially", the answer is not especially [06:31] <Aravis Tarkheena> (if you say so) [06:33] <Alemas2005> (UD) [06:33] <Packachoo> (or if you say (UD), the answer is not especially) [06:35] <Alemas2005> Lag check.