User blog:Keplers/Terrible Usages of Daleks at School

Note: None of this is true, so don't worry, I'm not failing in any subjects.


 * They asked who plotted to blow up Parliament? I said the Daleks.
 * They asked if I could do the problem on the board. I said that I'm not smart enough but a Dalek is.
 * They wanted me to name a brilliant scientific mind and I said a Dalek.
 * For the house system, we're to choose someone important. I think I'll choose Dalek House.
 * Name a long word that you can spell. Polycarbide. Dalek skin.
 * Try to think of your name in Latin. ''Dalekanium...