User blog:Gordax/Jdude's Quotes of the Day....

Okay, so we were in chat in the dead of night, and JJ says his phone was broken. The result:

" So mabt craxks by: rtyifghjbcjoi"

" i used to typi so bad abd BCg would try to translate. It dunny ;9"

" boosbue drwarft"

" No soneone give me %100 to fix droid 'o"

" I fail at on purpise typing"

" Oulf rypo so vad vcg aytemted to translate"

" Sane brick"

"Tgink how i typoed alit and u atull got cm. I nade peeps lol"

" Theae says u would have veeb kcjed"

" Ootyoijgveith node"

" CANT KHEL IS GPR"

" Alway say 'foid' eatger than good"

" hard to type with nose"

" √es!"

" Vig hobnits"

" This is. Horrdi yet sinehow apecial"

" Then screen is badly ctacked and the light is dim and flickerung"

" Vabt stand vall dis flickering goiddat mate i will return tommorow nifgt cus i can nly see screen in dark"

Aaaand last but not least, his valedictory, which was just barely legible :

" EYES GURT CUZ FLICKERUNG LIGHET FOR 1HR I CANNOT SEE SCREEN IN DAY TIME I BE BACK TOMIW THANK YOU FOR LOGGING BRICK GOIDDAY"

From now on I shall call JJ "Boosebue" until he gets annoyed, and every once in a while I shall put a capital D right before any W I use in chat.

Sorry, can't stop laughing.