User:AmzingPythro/Chat/Logs/15 January 2017

 [11:36]  yeah. people stopped caring about you jerry [11:36]  cri [11:36]  I played out all my cards [11:36]  washed up at 16 [11:36]  *trump voice* SAD [11:36]  I should have done it once or twice a week [11:37]  s a d (bh) [11:37]  yoO bubbles can you translate this from YJF [11:37]  [11:37]  5:35 [11:37]  ShadowOfOblivion7119 [11:37]  like [11:37]  the fact that peeps on chat defended me is [11:37]  so happying to me [11:37]  but I did not mention a date to you Izzy e.e [11:38] <Game Wolf> Here is YJFs story: He made the dupe to see if he could get a trial period. He thinks he contacted Loney who said he'd consider it. He then tried to start conversation but was eventually found out by Slice and then some admins and mods joined and he got gone. [11:38] <Person of Info> What date [11:38] <Impossibubbles> lol not to me specifically. [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> 5:38 [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> ShadowOfOblivion7119 [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> I mean I said a lot of stuff has happened but [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> nope [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> my love life is about as desolate as a minnesotan winter [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> ????? [11:38] <Impossibubbles> there was this one time yjf said he had a date with a guy coming over [11:38] <Impossibubbles> we all knew it was fake ofc [11:38] <Marcel77799> oh yeah [11:38] <Person of Info> Lel [11:38] <Marcel77799> That crap [11:38] <Impossibubbles> because he would randomly pop into chat and ask for advice with his "date" [11:38] <Marcel77799> that was a pain [11:38] <Jerry Seinfeld> so is he trying to say what I think he's trying to say [11:39] <Impossibubbles> it was akward [11:39] <KnightoftheLight> Didn't they cuddle and kiss on the couch befofe his mom came in or something? :P [11:39] <Impossibubbles> *awkward [11:39] <Jerry Seinfeld> alright so he's not not gay [11:39] <Jerry Seinfeld> i was getting the wrong impression here [11:39] <Person of Info> He was never gay [11:39] <Person of Info> I think? [11:39] <Person of Info> But he pretended to be [11:39] <Impossibubbles> I'm gay [11:39] <Game Wolf> Well he was gay in the sense he was lame [11:39] <Impossibubbles> jk [11:39] <Impossibubbles> just bi [11:40] <Impossibubbles> oh well [11:40] <Jerry Seinfeld> roasted vortixx [11:40] <Person of Info> Well I'm so depraved that I'd go for anything legal [11:40] <Game Wolf> why stop at legal? [11:40] <Person of Info> So long as it's near my age [11:40] <Impossibubbles> are goats out then [11:40] <Person of Info> Ye [11:40] <Jerry Seinfeld> is necrophilia illegal [11:40] <Game Wolf> dont construe my remark to mean pedophilia [11:41] <Jerry Seinfeld> what if it's a dead child [11:41] <Game Wolf> jerry anything is legal if you don't get caught [11:41] <Jerry Seinfeld> that's a huge grey area [11:41] <Person of Info> Fair enough LCF [11:41] <Jerry Seinfeld> is it just necrophilia, or is it necrophilia and paedophilia? [11:41] <Person of Info> I guess I should clarify that I only want living people within a certain age range [11:41] <KnightoftheLight> Anyone who would do that is honestly a major sicko. :P [11:41] <Jerry Seinfeld> because what if you're just doing that because they're dead [11:41] <Jerry Seinfeld> and not because you're a paedophile [11:42] <Person of Info> What sucks about corpses is that they don't react much [11:42] <Person of Info> It's kinda boring [11:42] <Satoshi2> Hey I just thought of a game [11:42] <Person of Info> Also they get kinda smelly [11:42] <Jerry Seinfeld> you could shock them [11:42] <Satoshi2> its called "stop" [11:42] <Game Wolf> Jerry Seinfeld. Defending necro pedo since 2017 [11:42] <Jerry Seinfeld> a few jolts will get the muscles moving again [11:42] <Game Wolf> salt water will get the muscles to contract [11:42] <Impossibubbles> i could go for chipotle [11:42] <Person of Info> I might get zapped, and I don't have any electric shock kinks [11:42] <Impossibubbles> I wish they did delivery [11:43] <Game Wolf> I've been zapped [11:43] <Game Wolf> stuck a bobby pin in a socket [11:43] <Impossibubbles> i stuck a fork in a socket [11:43] <Impossibubbles> it was plastic tho... [11:43] <Game Wolf> might explain why I am the way I am [11:43] <Person of Info> Nah [11:44] <Person of Info> You were born that way [11:44] <Game Wolf> nature vs nurture vs electric shock therapy [11:44] <Person of Info> You were doomed the moment you were fertilised [11:44] <Game Wolf> that's not me [11:44] <Person of Info> Yes it is [11:44] <Game Wolf> that's aborted fetuses [11:45] <Person of Info> I guess those too [11:45] <Impossibubbles> tfw [11:45] <Person of Info> Well I gtg [11:45] <Impossibubbles> someone thinks they're amusing [11:45] <Game Wolf> mind over matter bubbles [11:45] <Person of Info> But they aren't [11:45] <Game Wolf> mind over matter [11:45] <Person of Info> and it's just [11:45] <Impossibubbles> that was implied [11:45] <Person of Info> Well I really do have to go [11:46] <Person of Info> I'm sleep deprived [11:46] <Person of Info> Very deprived (Derp) [11:46] <Person of Info> o\ [11:46] <Game Wolf> u poor deprived boy [11:46] <Person of Info> Uh [11:46] <Person of Info> Who says I'm a boy?? [11:46] <Game Wolf> explains why you'd go for anything legal [11:46] <Game Wolf> i do [11:46] <Person of Info> I never said I was [11:46] <Game Wolf> I am the pronoun authority [11:47] <Person of Info> This always happens sigh [11:47] <Person of Info> People always assume I'm a boy [11:48] <Person of Info> But whatever [11:48] <Game Wolf> you haven't denied it yet [11:49] <Person of Info> You haven't been paying attention, have you, Gay Wolf? [11:49] <Game Wolf> you can't be a girl [11:49] <Satoshi2> are we just gonna call him that now [11:49] <Game Wolf> I always thought u were a guy [11:49] <Person of Info> Sigh [11:49] <Person of Info> Hopeless plebs [11:49] <Roddy15> stop assuming pronouns! :P [11:50] <Marcel77799> Ok, let's go by "it" then :p [11:50] <Satoshi2> I just realized this is literally a case of "Did yu just assume my gender" [11:50] <Game Wolf> I'm not calling anyone here an it. [11:50] <Game Wolf> The only person I ever called an it was YJF before we knew for sure what he was. [11:51] <Jerry Seinfeld> so is he actually gay or not [11:51] <Game Wolf> I think he is [11:51] <Game Wolf> That's the only thing he's said that I think is true [11:51] <Game Wolf> he's hit on me and various other people before [11:52] <Game Wolf> my favorite thing he's said is that he's wanted by Islamic terrorists in the Middle East [11:52] <Jerry Seinfeld> I thought it was the Egyptian government [11:52] <Game Wolf> eh it was something in the Middle East [11:52] <Game Wolf> it chnages [11:52] <Jerry Seinfeld> what's the difference anyway [11:52] <Romaniandude12> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sryWJeP-A08/WHq5speg2CI/AAAAAAAAPT4/wZJQbFdwopg7Bv11b1vLwJZawyiwyvPxQCK8B/s512/WIN_20170114_18_52_03_Pro.jpg [11:53] <Game Wolf> some times I like to go and look up his old blogs to read them and the comments sections [11:53] <Game Wolf> they are glorious [11:53] <Jerry Seinfeld> Rom I didn't know you were a crossdresser [11:54] <Romaniandude12> k [11:54] <Alemas2005> Impossibubbles. :{P [11:54] <Game Wolf> Rom can be whatever he wants to be [11:54] <Game Wolf> that is possible [11:55] <Jerry Seinfeld> can I be whatever I want to be [11:55] <Romaniandude12> i identify as someone from a different generation [11:55] <Game Wolf> no [11:55] <Jerry Seinfeld> damn [11:55] <Jerry Seinfeld> I wanted to be dead [11:55] <Game Wolf> you can't Jerry [11:55] <Game Wolf> okay well you can be that [11:55] <Game Wolf> that's fine [11:55] <Game Wolf> in fact everyone should strive to be that [11:56] <Jerry Seinfeld> I've just received some alarming information, Alemas. [11:56] <Alemas2005> What now. [11:56] <Game Wolf> the Russians hacked the YJF vote? [11:56] <Marcel77799> o/ [11:56] <Jerry Seinfeld> I hate to inform you, but it appears that the individual that you are attempting to court (Impossibubbles) is a savage, according to information provided to me by YJF. [11:56] <Satoshi2> She kinda is tho tbh [11:57] <Impossibubbles> cool [11:57] <Alemas2005> I know she is. [11:57] <Alemas2005> :P [11:57] <Impossibubbles> heehee [11:57] <Jerry Seinfeld> I knew it [11:57] <Jerry Seinfeld> I knew I could get you to admit it [11:57] <Game Wolf> Wait is Ale actually trying to do that? [11:57] <Alemas2005> ...no? :P [11:57] <Alemas2005> I know she's a savage. :P [11:57] <Game Wolf> goos [11:57] <Roddy15> *sigh* http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obamacare-repeal-tax-cut-400-richest-american-households_us_5876e523e4b05b7a465dd4ee [11:57] <Game Wolf> *good [11:58] <Game Wolf> she is too good for the likes of you ale [11:58] <Marcel77799> ^^ [11:58] <Impossibubbles> &gt;huffington post [11:58] <Impossibubbles> &gt;/NO/ [11:58] <Marcel77799> He is your toy right, Bubbles? :p [11:58] <Roddy15> doesn't matter who reports on something as long as they can source it [11:58] <Impossibubbles> idk what counts as a toy [11:58] <Roddy15> and the source is trustworthy [11:59] <Jerry Seinfeld> well I mean Alemas provides nothing else but intellectual inferiority [11:59] <RusMan> afk, dinner [11:59] <Impossibubbles> if toy = person I talk to about tv and randomly poke, then, yes [11:59] <Game Wolf> per Jerry [11:59] <Jerry Seinfeld> so I would assume that you would enjoy asserting your intellectual superiority to him [11:59] <Satoshi2> Brb [11:59] <Marcel77799> ^ [11:59] <Game Wolf> &gt;assert [11:59] <Impossibubbles> Or