User blog:Harold89/Steps to Becoming a True LMBWer

..LMBWer? LMBWian? IDK.

STEPS TO BECOMING A TRUE LMBWER
(by me)

Le Steps:

(not in any particular order)

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•get involved in a relgious discussion

•be told by a mod to take that discussion to CLFW Chat

•go to CLFW chat, debate it out, and eventually get mad at the people with the opposing viewpoints and leave angrily

(or, on the contrary, claim you're not going to particpate, and then, participate)

•get in a fight with user

•use lots of (ys) emotes in that fight

•debate against Obi

•lose the debate against Obi

•promise yourself "Wow, never doing that again."

•retire

•come back

<p style="text-align:center;">•retire

<p style="text-align:center;">•come back

<p style="text-align:center;">•retire ("FOREVER this time, guys! This community sucks!"

<p style="text-align:center;">•...come back

<p style="text-align:center;">•get yelled at by Alemas

<p style="text-align:center;">•use the hashtag, "#classicalemas"

<p style="text-align:center;">•roll your eyes at Alemas

<p style="text-align:center;">•facepalm because Alemas

<p style="text-align:center;">•facewall because Alemas•

<p style="text-align:center;">•get involved into an animesucks/animeisaweome debate

<p style="text-align:center;">•spam

<p style="text-align:center;">•create a wiki

<p style="text-align:center;">•ask literally everyone to join that wiki

<p style="text-align:center;">•realize about 3 months later, "Wow. That wiki was really stupid."

<p style="text-align:center;">•realize about 5 months later, "No, like, seriously, that wiki was REALLY stupid."

<p style="text-align:center;">•create a "test wiki"

<p style="text-align:center;">•complain about emotes

<p style="text-align:center;">•complain about admins

<p style="text-align:center;">•complain about FREAKING EVERYTHING

<p style="text-align:center;">•edit your userpage a bajillion times

<p style="text-align:center;">•edit your LMB page a bagillion times

<p style="text-align:center;">•get involved in one of Cakedudes' shenanigans, most always not by choice

<p style="text-align:center;">•rename your account

<p style="text-align:center;">•get a new account

<p style="text-align:center;">•rename it

<p style="text-align:center;">•start using "xD"

<p style="text-align:center;">•do a Spreaker

<p style="text-align:center;">•laugh about something you realllllly shouldn't be laughing at

<p style="text-align:center;">•retire forev--oh, you're back again

<p style="text-align:center;">•laugh as hard as you can because of what someone said on chat, then have your parents come into your room to see what's funny, and then awkwardly tell them it was nothing

<p style="text-align:center;">•watch a noobie join chat

<p style="text-align:center;">•watch Alemas ask that noobie what their LMB account is (this would be a good time to complete the "use the hashtag #classicalemas" step)

<p style="text-align:center;">•watch a noob still be a noob, like, a year later

<p style="text-align:center;">•marvel at how talented Loney is

<p style="text-align:center;">•realize how untalented you are compared to Loney

<p style="text-align:center;">•get kicked (presumably by you-know-who)

<p style="text-align:center;">•start another stupid wiki DEAR GANDHI THESE WIKIS ARE POINTLESS YOU IGNORANT L--

<p style="text-align:center;">•have Chip throw some sort of inanimate object at you

<p style="text-align:center;">•watch one of Chip's wondeful join.me's

<p style="text-align:center;">•create a G+ account

<p style="text-align:center;">•realize "Wow. G+ sucks"

<p style="text-align:center;">•talk about something really geeky and epic with someone else for literally like an entire 7 hours

<p style="text-align:center;">•bring up religion

<p style="text-align:center;">•regret that decision

<p style="text-align:center;">•ROLL YOUR EYES AT ALEMA--

<p style="text-align:center;">>cappppps

<p style="text-align:center;">•make a blog

<p style="text-align:center;">•hope for comments

<p style="text-align:center;">>cough cough<

<p style="text-align:center;">•smile, and just have some fun :D

<p style="text-align:center;">Yup. :P

<p style="text-align:center;">NOTE: This blog is entirely humorous and satirical, as you should be able to tell. Obviously, these are not true steps to becoming a "true LMBWer." That's not even a thing, bro. These are just some things that I see happen, completely exaggerated to the max. Most all of these things are not completely true. Also, Alemas isn't /that/ bad. I mean, like, he's bad, but not like, /that/ bad. Ya know. (Kidding. :P ) Anyways, yeah. Comment if you had a laugh while reading this blog. Please comment. c: #iliveforthecomments. So yeah. Thanks. xP

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