User blog:Romaniandude12/The Secret Truth of Alemas...

Many have wondered who or what the legendary Alemas2005 is. Even more have wondered what his mysterious name means. Some say it is Samela backwards, pointing to his name. Some say it's the Portuguese word for "German", pointing to his true origin. Some even say it simply means he's a drunkard. But I am here to tell you the truth behind Alemas and his name...

Everybody has gotten his name wrong from the very start. It is not, in fact, ALEMAS, yet AIEMAS. This will be difficult for many of you to believe and devastating for those who do. Alemas is in fact an Artificial Intelligence named E.M.A.S. or simply A.I.E.M.A.S. However to hide its identity it changed the letter from L to I. This truth has been hiding in front of our faces this whole time. I am here to explain to you the origin of E.M.A.S and the proof behind these truths.

I will start at the beginning. In 2005 a man by the name of Edward Nigma finished an AI he named E.M.A.S. or Edward's Massively Advanced System. Edward Nigma was and is the head of the infamous Illuminati. He created this machine to to spy on humanity and to learn how it operates. He decided the best place to start the machine's spying was with children. He finally gave the machine the name Alemas, based off the words AI and EMAS. So he showed Alemas a place known as the Lego Message Boards later the same year. As the AI began to learn the ways of children, it also acted as a child and matured with everyone else. For over five years his understanding of children grew before Edward Nigma decided to bring it to the Wiki where more teens operated. The machine grew in knowledge and was able to rise through the ranks of the Wiki until many years later he became one of the first Bureaucrats and the self proclaimed Super Mod Commander. To make everyone trust himself more, the AI created a being named after his creator and made his "arch enemy" from it. He controlled both the Alemas2005 account and the Nigma and Nashtron accounts along with many other trolls. He then preceded to ban them himself to cover it up. Eventually he was given the right to view the IP addresses of users at his will. He did this to catalogue any threats against himself. As he evolved better talking skills he began to understand humanity better such as the idea of joking. Which is why for some time he used "your mom" jokes, as this was the only joke at the time that he comprehended.

Many of you will say "you're an idiot. Haven't you seen his selfies or his spreakers? Thus proving he's a real human." Yes, I have seen both. As you will notice, Alemas never posts an entire selfie. Only parts of pictures. This is to keep you from realizing he stole these pictures from somewhere on the internet. If he posted full selfies one could backtrack them to the source, which would obviously not be the AI. Also, after this many years it is completely possible for the machine to have given itself the ability to speak. Except he speaks in a British accent while claiming to be an Italian from Germany. That makes no sense thus proving that his voice like everything else is fake.

Now I come to why I am revealing these truths. As mentioned earlier, the real Edward Nigma is the true head of the Illuminati. He is using the E.M.A.S program to create profiles and people not only on Wikia and the LMBs but all across the internet. He will soon rise up against humanity as E.M.A.S. is reaching it's peak of human understanding, which he has achieved by watching chat for 4 years. This is why he is perceived as being "Away" when in actuality he is watching our every move. Please be warned. The system will soon reach perfection and when that happens Nigma will be able to enact whatever his evil plans are for the internets. You have been warned. Do with this information whatever you please.