User blog:Roseann Shadowflame/Tales from Chat - by your favorite users

My first story:


 * There's an awesome new boy in Ryssia and he has everybody talking. Stunningly perfect and devastatingly wonderful, all the girls want him. However, Vladimir Putin has a secret - he's a annoying vampire. Nancy Pelosi is a blond, charming girl who enjoys horse-riding. She becomes fascinated by Vladimir who can stop meteors with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
 * Her bestfriend, a dumb Werewolf called Barack, helps Nancy begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the small, round healthcare bill.
 * When bodies start turning up all over Ryssia, Nancy begins to fear the worst. The Werewolf urges her to report Vladimir to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her? She may resist Vladimir's bite, but can she resist his charms?
 * Will she be caught scheming with the vampire?
 * When bodies start turning up all over Ryssia, Nancy begins to fear the worst. The Werewolf urges her to report Vladimir to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her? She may resist Vladimir's bite, but can she resist his charms?
 * Will she be caught scheming with the vampire?
 * Will she be caught scheming with the vampire?



My second story:



Lady Indigo is a beautiful, Lovely and sweet Horse trainer from World of the Light. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Drew Unthousand tuhundread, a handsome, strange man with a passion for beer. Lady takes an instant disliking to Drew and the disgusting and violent ways he learnt during his years in World of Darkness. However, when a thug tries to attempts to assasinate Lady, Drew springs to the rescue. Lady begins to notices that Drew is actually rather brave at heart. But, the pressures of Drew's job as a Knight leave him blind to Lady's affections and Lady takes up rainy days to try an distract himself. Finally, when killer bartender, a wild Norvik, threatens to come between them, Drew has to act fast. But will they ever find the infatuated love that they deserve?





My third story:



French Eclair is a creamy, flowering and good dragon breeder from France. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Poopy Canole, an ugly, strange man with a passion for erasers. French takes an instant disliking to Poopy and the disgusting and poopfilled ways he learnt during his years in Hogwarts. However, when a norvik tries to bake cookies for French, Poopy springs to the rescue. French begins to notices that Poopy is actually rather kind at heart. But, the pressures of Poopy's job as a bacon leave him blind to French's affections and French takes up potatoes to try and distract herself. Finally, when hacksaw Mr. Clean, Chip ika, threatens to come between them, Poopy has to act fast. But will they ever find the duck love that they deserve?







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<p class="continued you" data-user="Roseann Shadowflame" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:arial;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">If you have any, post them in the comments... I'll add them. :P