User:RePeat/ChatLogs/3 January 2013

 [07:37]  The only reason Rudolph survived is because he's a magical reindeer. :P [07:38]  Oh, wait, Rudolph didn't survive. :P [07:38]  (YS) [07:38]  The jet engine is based on Chuck Norris's blowdryer. :P [07:38]  Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. :P [07:39]  Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. :P [07:39]  :P [07:39]  Hey, Ninja Steve. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:39] <Brick963> How did we know Soviet Russia was making weapons? Chuck Norris. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:39] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Chuck Norris only sneezed once. That wiped out the dinosaurs. [07:39] <Nehpets700> Why am I a Ninja? <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:39] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:39] <Nehpets700> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fcentral%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FWave_emoticon.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22o%2F%22%20title%3D%22o%2F%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">o/ [07:40] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Because you're Ninja Steve. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:40] <Nehpets700> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:40] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fcentral%2Fimages%2F9%2F99%2FWave_emoticon2.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22o%5C%22%20title%3D%22o%5C%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">o\ [07:40] <Sharpie Thunderflare> And because I say so. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:40] <Brick963> Chuck Norris once drew a stick figure. It is now known as the Mona Lisa. :P [07:40] <Apple123350> Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111107113811%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb6%2FBig_Smile.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AD%22%20title%3D%22%3AD%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:D [07:40] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:40] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:40] <Brick963> Chuck Norris... Nuff said. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:41] <Nehpets700> GTG BBL [07:41] <Apple123350> Chuck Norris MADE the Big Mac. [07:41] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:41] <Apple123350> ...Wait. [07:41] <Apple123350> That doesn't say much. [07:41] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:41] <Apple123350> Chuck Norris can drown a fish. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20120203200153%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F9%2F92%2FSunglasses.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(cool)%22%20title%3D%22(cool)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(cool) [07:41] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:42] <Sharpie Thunderflare> [07:42] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:42] <Boyoboy8> Chuck Norris killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff [07:42] <AnimalLover1011> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F0%2F09%2FYs.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(ys)%22%20title%3D%22(ys)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(ys) [07:42] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Chuck Norris can hold all of the four Golden Weapons... [07:42] <Ihaveawiixboxds> In one hand. [07:42] <Ihaveawiixboxds> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:42] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:42] <Brick963> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:42] <Brick963> GTG. [07:42] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fcentral%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FWave_emoticon.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22o%2F%22%20title%3D%22o%2F%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">o/ [07:43] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Chuck Norris reached Legend by making one post.\ [07:43] <Ihaveawiixboxds> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:43] <Ihaveawiixboxds> *post. [07:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Lol [07:43] <Apple123350> If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." [07:43] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F42%2FSinister.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(si)%22%20title%3D%22(si)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(si) [07:44] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Said it, Apple. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Chuck Norris reached Alien as soon as the new MBs got up. His one post was like be everyone. [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> *liked bye [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> **by [07:44] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:44] <Ihaveawiixboxds> Chuck Norris locks topics while signed out of his account. [07:44] <Ihaveawiixboxds> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:45] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:45] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff0%2FFacepalm.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(fp)%22%20title%3D%22(fp)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(fp) [07:45] <Boyoboy8> wb nehpets [07:45] <Nehpets700> Be back in 20 Mins [07:45] <Sharpie Thunderflare> If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. [07:45] <Boyoboy8> LoL [07:45] <Boyoboy8> are you ever going to run out? [07:45] <Sharpie Thunderflare> If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:45] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Nope. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:45] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris never runs out. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:45] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Chuck Norris played LU so much, it shut down. [07:45] <Boyoboy8> LMBs lagging [07:46] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:46] <Boyoboy8> Did a version of that one [07:46] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your butt, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. [07:47] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:47] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:47] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffe%2FSuprised.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AO%22%20title%3D%22%3AO%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:O [07:48] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:48] <Chipika123> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:48] <Boyoboy8> LoL [07:48] <Sharpie Thunderflare> In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:48] <Chipika123> Chuck Norris created the Norristrom after his thoughts corrupted the Imagination Nexus. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:48] <AnimalLover1011> Hi. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F4f%2FSmile1.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3A)%22%20title%3D%22%3A)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:) [07:49] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:49] <Chipika123> Hello, AL. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F4f%2FSmile1.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3A)%22%20title%3D%22%3A)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:) [07:49] <Boyoboy8> Hi al <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3Ap%22%20title%3D%22%3Ap%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:p [07:49] <AnimalLover1011> Hi, Chippy! [07:49] <AnimalLover1011> Ohai Boyo! [07:49] <AnimalLover1011> Marc! [07:49] <Marcel77799> hi [07:49] <AnimalLover1011> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fagentswipetest%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fec%2FBigger_smile.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22P%3A%22%20title%3D%22P%3A%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">P: [07:49] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:49] <Boyoboy8> Chuck Norris went to burger king and ordered a big mac. He got one [07:49] <Misslilytoon> Brb <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:49] <Marcel77799> lol [07:49] <Sharpie Thunderflare> When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:50] <Boyoboy8> Bough Billy Talent III last night. Epic sauce. [07:50] <Boyoboy8> Ewwww. [07:50] <AnimalLover1011> LOL, Sharpie... o_0 [07:50] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:51] <Marcel77799> lol [07:51] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:51] <Misslilytoon> Brb refresh. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:51] <Boyoboy8> LoL [07:51] <Boyoboy8> @ the jumanji one [07:51] <Sharpie Thunderflare> After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:52] <Obi the LEGO Fan> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F0%2F09%2FYs.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(YS)%22%20title%3D%22(YS)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(YS) [07:52] <Boyoboy8> True dat [07:52] <AnimalLover1011> BRB [07:52] <AnimalLover1011> AFK [07:52] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the brick out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. [07:53] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fcentral%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FWave_emoticon.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%2Fo%22%20title%3D%22%2Fo%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">/o BB [07:53] <Birdbot4444> Hello [07:53] <PrincessLunaMoonDancerNinja78> BBL sometime <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110904040557%2Fmessaging%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb5%2FEmoticon_indifferent.png%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3A%2F%22%20title%3D%22%3A%2F%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:/ <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fcentral%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd9%2FWave_emoticon.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%2Fo%22%20title%3D%22%2Fo%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">/o [07:53] <Sharpie Thunderflare> The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:53] <Obi the LEGO Fan> AFK [07:53] <Sharpie Thunderflare> bye [07:54] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:54] <Birdbot4444> Tryin to keep us awake with Chuck Norris jokes? [07:54] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:54] <Sharpie Thunderflare> I AM Chuck Norris. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:54] <Boyoboy8> The leading cause of death, Ak-47 [07:54] <RePeat> Testing/ [07:54] <Boyoboy8> In reality that is [07:55] <Boyoboy8> *braces for round house kick* [07:55] <Sharpie Thunderflare> No, that's Chuck's blood type. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:55] <Boyoboy8> LoL [07:55] <RePeat> Sharpie, why did you put a <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P after 3. Cancer??? [07:55] <Sharpie Thunderflare> When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:55] <RePeat> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:55] <Boyoboy8> I find it odd how so many people leave at once. Makes me think they are dupes. [07:55] <Boyoboy8> Though I know they aren't [07:55] <Sharpie Thunderflare> PAP : 'Cuz I wanted to. :P [07:55] <RePeat> P'raps, Boyo. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc6%2FWatching.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(watching)%22%20title%3D%22(watching)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(watching) [07:56] <RePeat> PAP? Yay, I'm PAP again. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111107113811%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb6%2FBig_Smile.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AD%22%20title%3D%22%3AD%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:D [07:56] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Actually, it was a joke. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <Alcom1> You know, the LMB moderators are professional enough to decide without bias whether or not a post should be accepted or not. Saying "Mods, please accept this!" will not affect anything. [07:56] <RePeat> I know. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> YAY [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> Klint just got home [07:56] <Birdbot4444> One day when Chuck Norris was walking in the woods, a bear growled at him, not realizing who he was. [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> aaand [07:56] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <RePeat> That was random Alcom. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> They brought CHOCOLATE [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20111107113811%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb6%2FBig_Smile.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AD%22%20title%3D%22%3AD%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:D [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3Ap%22%20title%3D%22%3Ap%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:p [07:56] <Alcom1> No it wasn't. [07:56] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <Misslilytoon> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <Birdbot4444> Upon realizing his mistake, the bear proceded to eat himself alive, since that was the less painful way to die. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <Boyoboy8> brb going to roll some dice for the brickpocalypse [07:56] <Ihaveawiixboxds> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:56] <Alcom1> It's the same thing I do every time I come on this chant. [07:56] <AnimalLover1011> mmm [07:57] <AnimalLover1011> nomnomnom. [07:57] <Sharpie Thunderflare> There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:57] <Sharpie Thunderflare> *chat [07:57] <Sharpie Thunderflare> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:57] <Alcom1> Make a statement about attitudes about LEGO or the LMBs. [07:57] <Birdbot4444> You need to find some better Chuck Norris jokes, sharpie [07:57] <Alcom1> Or come screaming with a dramatic entrance. [07:57] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:57] <Sharpie Thunderflare> BB: I AM Chuck Norris. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:57] <Alcom1> "MAKE THE VOICES STOP!" Man, that was an awesome performance. [07:57] <Apple123350> Like, "HEELLLLOOOOO, AghggGH!" ? [07:57] <Apple123350> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:58] <Alcom1> I'm surprised I wasn't cited for spam. [07:58] <Boyoboy8> <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff0%2FFacepalm.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22(fp)%22%20title%3D%22(fp)%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">(fp) [07:58] <Sharpie Thunderflare> If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:58] <Apple123350> I saw iRobot last night for the 20th time. <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:58] <Boyoboy8> ^^great movie [07:58] <Birdbot4444> No your not, my coach's uncle is <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:58] <Sharpie Thunderflare> Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." <span onclick="this.outerHTML = decodeURIComponent('%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110420112327%2Flegomessageboards%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FTongue_Smiley.gif%22%20width%3D%2219%22%20height%3D%2219%22%20alt%3D%22%3AP%22%20title%3D%22%3AP%22%3E');" style="color:blue; cursor:pointer;" title="Emote">:P [07:58] <Boyoboy8> *every button killed everything