User blog:Gordax/More Raps by Gord

A completely fictional rap I made in CLFW chat.

I'm logging this chat, because I can

I'm killing that bat, 'cause I'm a man

Then Norm comes in, and he's all, "Spam!"

*Epic dubstep beatbox solo*

Hey, y'all, I've got somethin' to say

If Normy ain't sleepin', he spammin' all day

The trees fall down as I walk on the quay

And he say, "G'day!"

*Chorus follows*

Gas prices soarin' up in the sky,

High, high, nigh the lie

That Norm told w hen he was spammin just now

So furrow your brow, and have a scowl

*Epic dubstep beatbox solo*

Hey, y'all, I was just thinkin'

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">While I was linkin' the chain,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">I got an inklin' that Norm was tinkerin'

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">That Norm was tinkerin' with the plane

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Yeah, no, I'm done rapping.

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Just kiddin', y'all, I still got somethin' to say

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I was walkin' one day, on the quay,

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">And I saw Norm there, changing a spare

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">'Cause his car got shot by the Gang of Despair

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">("I have a car?")

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Hey, y'all, I've got somethin' to say

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Normy was spammin', spammin' mid-day

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">When I came to chat to stop him,

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">And walking up to him I said, "Ya better drop 'em, punk."

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Normyfrog spams all day, standin' on the quay

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">With a surf board in one hand and a iPhone in the other,

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Eatin' a ham that was bought by his mother

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">*Epic dubstep beatbox solo*

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Those darn typos, they make me so sad

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">They don't know that they're bad,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">They just do what they do, Dad

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">And they don't know that it will make you mad

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">So, lad, if you wanna defeat the Normy,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">You'll have to know a couple things

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">One, man, he ain't gonna stop

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">If you just take out a mop

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">And he's standin' on the top

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Of a pile of spam

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">("9001 is a prime number. :)")

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Nine double-O one is a prime number, y'all

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">You ain't got nothin' on this stuff at the mall

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">'Cause he's sellin' contraband at the southern wall

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">And at about midnight, I got a scary call

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">It was Normy, he said it was all

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Just a trick, a scheme, to rattle my cage

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">He said it was all good, he got nothin' on my age

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">But then he proceeded to spam like a mage

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">*Epic dubstep beatbox*

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">And to that I responded with rage

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">I called Nicholas Cage, t <span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:20px;white-space:pre-line;">he mage of the page

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Hey said, "Yo, dawg, spammin's not cool."

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">"If you gonna break the rules I'm gonna throw you in the pool."

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Normy hung up the phone, 'cause his mom was cooking pone,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">And he was scared, impaired

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">By Nicky's long hair

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Hey, y'all, I got somethin' to say

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Normyfrog was spammin' around at midday

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">When no one was on chat and he thought he was safe,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">But Gordax <span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;"> was away, and although he may

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Not be a chat-a moderate-a, he has the key

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">The key to the incinerate-a

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Hey, Normy, I've got somethin's to say

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Although this may be the middle of the day

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">I got a bone to pick with you, I've got a gun that shoots rays

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">"Nay, I say," said Normy today,

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Taking out his Spam-O-Meter and measuring

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">The power of the fay

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">The fay said hey and got a magic wand

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">And she had a lightsaber just like Obi-Wan

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">"Even though you a con-man, I'mma work for you,

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">"'Cause Gordax <span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;"> stole my credit card and gave me the blues."

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">*Epic dubstep beatbox solo*

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Gordax found Loney and made him join

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">The team of experts, and Oin and Gloin

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">And Bombur

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Yo, Fluttershy, I got somethin' to say

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Normy's been a-spammin', a-spammin' all day

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Sittin' on the quay, talkin' to the fay

<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">Should I blog post all this, or just the rel'vant parts?

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">'Cause it's an art,

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">Add it to my shopping cart

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;">My shopping cart at Wal-Mart