User blog comment:Loney 97/tfw all the people you know are gorgeous/@comment-5052737-20150406174631/@comment-25593032-20150407003054

Proof that the hottest guy on the wiki is Alemas. I'm here at school, when a completely stoned guy comes up to me. He says, "Hey man I accept you as the gay guy you are." I'm like Okay... This guys is high. "Dude I'm straight." He's like, "then why are you texting ur boyfriend?" I don't want to admit to being part of a lego chat room, so I say, "Dude seriously I'm not." So he's like turn around and show me" so I turn my phone around and he see's Alemas' forehead. "Dude your boyfriend is hot. Can I see more?" And so I play along and I'm like, "no we're taking it slow. I haven't seen his whole face yet. Like rlly slow" and he asked what Alemas' name was and I said, "his name is weird so I call him Lemmy" he asked "my boyfriend's" age and I was like... Was he born in 2005? "He's like 18" then he's like "holy crap that's the hottest guy I've ever seen. Hotter than Ryan gosling" so I'm starting to fast walk away cause this guy is really that high and he's like, "gimme Lenny's number man!" I only just escaped the dude. Even stoners think that pic was hot.