User:Marcel77799/Chat/Logs/24 September 2016

 [09:30]  o/ [09:33]  Maj. o/ [09:47]  I'm gonna go sleep for a decade [09:47]  Have fun [09:48]  Can't till I get picked up :( [09:49]  Ooohohohohohoho [10:07]  well the dog won't bark if you don't lark about [10:19]  o/ [10:20]  o dam someone had a marx avvie [10:20]  (wo) [10:51]  edgy [10:53]  https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-K1g23O2DYjg/V-U16n4CcRI/AAAAAAAAZUs/1mErRmt3Dn0v-oSkgPLXXU1IheZtfO82wCK8B/s450/2016-09-23.png [11:22]  welcome to ded chat ked [11:24]  k [11:30]  Hey Ely [11:30] <Brick425> we gotta revive it [11:30] <Ked830> I tied up a houseboat c: [11:31] <Brick425> Why [11:32] <Son of Elrond> why not? [11:32] <Ked830> Because one of the two young males on this boat is currently disabled [11:33] <Ked830> so I had to do it [11:33] <Brick425> /one/ of two [11:33] <Brick425> Not two of two :P [11:33] <Brick425> Or does it take two people to do that? IDK, I'm not a sailor. :P [11:33] <Ked830> We tie it to two different places, he tied one and I tied the other [11:34] <Brick425> Oh OK :P [11:34] <Ked830> its really cool and pretty where we are now [11:35] <Brick425> Chat's FUBAR :c [11:35] <Son of Elrond> later folks o/ [11:35] <Brick425> o/ [11:36] <Ked830> Bai Ely [11:37] <Keplers> &gt;FUBAR [11:37] <Keplers> I can see no CMs are on [11:37] <Brick425> &gt;marcy [11:37] <Brick425> actually, he's always afk [11:38] <Brick425> Also, these civvies aren't smart enough to know our top secret military speak (link) [11:38] <Brick425> Slice o/ [11:38] <Ked830> I must depart for food, cheerio [11:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> yeah too bad there aren't any real cms on chat [11:39] <Brick425> I agree [11:44] <Brick425> o/ [11:44] <Majolo9050> father hai [11:46] <QuantumHedgehog> hello [11:46] <QuantumHedgehog> why is chat so dead (re) [11:49] <QuantumHedgehog> (re) [11:50] <Brick425> IDK [11:51] <Legoanimals750> Marc was the only CM "on" I see. [11:53] <Brick425> Well now you're here. :P [11:53] <Legoanimals750> Yup. :P [11:53] <Legoanimals750> Not like chat was active. :P [11:54] <Brick425> True. :P [11:54] <QuantumHedgehog> chats dead for some reason [11:54] <QuantumHedgehog> surely it should be thriving? [11:54] <Brick425> "Amazed by the stunningly efficient and brilliantly accurate economic model in the popular webgame Jennifer Government: NationStates, futurists wonder whether artificial intelligence could plan real economies. The idea has been particularly popular with AI on the nation’s tech forums." Somehow I knew there'd be a 4th wall break mixed into the list of issues [11:54] <Brick425> wb [11:54] <Brick425> o/ [11:55] <Legoanimals750> It's normally active this time of night. [11:56] <Brick425> Yeah [11:56] <Slicer Vorzakh> brick you'll love this [11:56] <Majolo9050> ..so since i was told i'm a promising drum major my friends have taken to calling me major maj [11:56] <Slicer Vorzakh> my political freedoms went down because I made guns be registered [11:56] <Majolo9050> this is like something youd come up with tad xD [11:56] <Keplers> lol [11:57] <Keplers> an eleven-year-old girl hold a higher rank than high school sophomores/seniors [11:57] <Keplers> and she has no interest in the military, unlike all three of them [11:57] <Majolo9050> promising, keps [11:57] <Keplers> gg guys [11:57] <Majolo9050> not that i am one [11:58] <Keplers> Brick, did you know the Luftwaffe had ground forces [11:59] <Keplers> Interservice rivalry was so heavy in the Third Reich that Göring felt the need to make his own ground divisions [11:59] <Keplers> As if Waffen-SS and Heer rivalry wasn't bad enough [11:59] <Brick425> lol [12:00] <Brick425> Slice: That seems reasonable to me :P [12:03] <Brick425> IDK why I even allowed guns in the IFR [12:04] <Keplers> "There was some truth in the old saying that the Air Force had a book for all the things you were allowed to do in the air, and anything not specifically written down was prohibited; whereas the Navy's rule book contained all the things you were not allowed to do, and anything not written down was perfectly legal." [12:04] <Brick425> I can't remember planning it to be anything but an authoritarian regime [12:05] <Keplers> I made Holy Shot originall to be completely contradictory to everything I believed in at the time [12:05] <Keplers> So I legalized weed [12:05] <Brick425> :P [12:05] <Keplers> When I revived it for the LMBW NationStates [12:05] <Keplers> I made it super-authoritarian [12:05] <Keplers> So weed is like the only plant they can grow now [12:05] <Brick425> Not as authoritarian as the IFR (kappa) [12:05] <Slicer Vorzakh> I had very good everything for matore but the guns ruined it (derp) [12:05] <Brick425> "ruined" [12:06] <Brick425> If you ask me the lack of detailed factbooks ruins it. :P [12:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> it ruined my "very good" trio I mean [12:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> and I haven't a drop of creativity in my [12:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> me [12:06] <Michaelyoda> I have plenty of creativity. [12:06] <Michaelyoda> :P [12:07] <Brick425> "Matore does not fund its military highly compared to other nations in The Union. Matore would often takes stance of neutrality/nonviolence on military matters, and would usually only activate it's military on a large scale to aid an ally. [12:07] <Brick425> " what is this liberal non-interventionist bullcrap [12:07] <Slicer Vorzakh> I thought I completely got rid of my military [12:08] <Legoanimals750> o/ [12:08] <Brick425> What's next, are you gonna make veganism the only option for eating? :P [12:08] <Keplers> "Chief of staff of the Army, George C. Marshall, along with General of the Army Omar Bradley, and Secretary of Defense Louis A. Johnson sought to strip the Navy of funds on its first Supercarrier, the United States, and to integrate the Marine Corps into the Army." [12:08] <Brick425> Well at least you're the only South American country without a dictatorship and/or drug problem [12:08] <Slicer Vorzakh> when I chose an option to remove my military my economy skyrocketed [12:08] <Keplers> &gt;Marine Corps [12:08] <Keplers> &gt;integrate into Army [12:08] <Keplers> I'm pretty certain there would be a coup [12:09] <Brick425> And lots of fragging [12:09] <Brick425> Slice, just give subsidies to arms companies [12:09] <Keplers> I'm not sure Marshall understood, as brilliant as he was [12:09] <Michaelyoda> I should probably check my nation. I haven't looked at it in over a week. (Derp) [12:09] <Slicer Vorzakh> I spend then 1% of my.money on military [12:09] <Keplers> That if one branch would integrate into the other [12:09] <Brick425> smh slice [12:09] <Keplers> It would be the Army integrating into the Marines [12:09] <Brick425> That's 99% too low [12:09] <Brick425> MY: Don't worry, it only gets removed after 30 days of inactivity :P [12:10] <Brick425> But I believe you can reclaim it [12:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm first in pacifism [12:10] <Brick425> smh [12:10] <Brick425> IMO you should be last then [12:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> I like how I have no military and am 3rd in foreign aid [12:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> why brick [12:11] <Brick425> Foreign aid includes both interventionism and giving away medical supplies and stuff [12:11] <Brick425> Because the best way to defend your borders is to go into someone else's [12:11] <Michaelyoda> "Fluoride Controversy." [12:11] <Michaelyoda> What [12:11] <Brick425> "Intervention" is my favorite word, BTW. It's also my middle name. [12:11] <Michaelyoda> *ignore* [12:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm second in intelligence [12:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> who's first [12:12] <Brick425> Heh, probably me [12:13] <Brick425> As in most things (kappa) [12:14] <Brick425> wth [12:14] <Brick425> where am i [12:14] <Brick425> (Logged into a different nation) [12:14] <Keplers> wow I haven't even been on in weeks and I have highest authoritarianism [12:14] <Keplers> What happened to the IFR [12:15] <Slicer Vorzakh> oh I forgot I have another nation [12:15] <Slicer Vorzakh> I tried to run it like America and I think I ran it into the ground [12:15] <Brick425> Then you did a good job [12:15] <Michaelyoda> I love how my nation is driven by the pizza industry [12:15] <Keplers> lol [12:15] <Brick425> Kep pls [12:15] <Brick425> The IFR will always be the best in the category NS DOESN'T have: Coolness [12:16] <Keplers> overusing memes doesn't count [12:16] <Brick425> What memes am I overusing? :P [12:18] <Keplers> you are a country called the internet republic [12:18] <Keplers> your citizens probably overuse all of them [12:20] <Brick425> I called it that as a joke because NS is on the Internet. :P [12:20] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=taroma [12:20] <Slicer Vorzakh> seems american [12:23] <Brick425> &gt;no factbooks [12:23] <Brick425> nope [12:23] <Slicer Vorzakh> i can't write for crap [12:23] <Brick425> &gt;29.6% military spending [12:23] <Brick425> nvm [12:24] <Brick425> It's really easy to make a factbook. This is how I do one for an army: [12:24] <Brick425> -Basic info [12:24] <Brick425> -Number of active soldiers [12:24] <Brick425> -Weapons and equipment [12:24] <Brick425> -Uniform [12:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> brick I don't have an army [12:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> oh wait in taroma [12:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> yeah I suppose [12:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> but I don't get much more creative then this (derp) [12:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=matore/detail=factbook/id=673498 [12:27] <Brick425> Paragraphs [12:27] <Brick425> "In the 2000s, a socialist revolution occurred that overthrew the monarchy at the time." This alone would be a good factbook [12:30] <Slicer Vorzakh> Alright I'll do that [12:30] <Slicer Vorzakh> maybe it'll be like a Cuban socialite revolution that actually worked [12:30] <Keplers> &gt;edited version of the portuguese flag [12:30] <Keplers> &gt;hammer and sickle [12:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> hahaha what a funny joke cause commies [12:32] <Brick425> Slice get ready for a Cuban bay of pigs invasion that actually worked [12:32] <Brick425> :) [12:33] <GandalftheWizard> Somebody kill me [12:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> you can't legally war me because union &lt;3 [12:34] <GandalftheWizard> uh, sure [12:35] <Ked830> thankee [12:35] <Brick425> As an authoritarian country, I'm great at puppets [12:35] <Brick425> I'll just make you one. :P [12:35] <Ked830> or ping me if you want to talk about something importantish [12:35] <Nart L. Chipikal> i like to make paper bag puppets [12:35] <Nart L. Chipikal> one time i made one of a sunflower [12:35] <Ked830> wait gand can you ping me plz [12:36] <Ked830> or anyone [12:36] <Legoanimals750> Ked [12:36] <Majolo9050> oh yay a gandalf [12:36] <Majolo9050> hai gamdalf [12:36] <Majolo9050> gandalf [12:36] <Majolo9050> eeegh [12:37] <Ked830> hmm [12:46] <GandalftheWizard> Then leave [12:46] <GandalftheWizard> :P [12:46] <Legoanimals750> Nah. :P