User:Alemas2005



Hello, I'm Alemas, a generally weird (and socially awkward) Italian who lives in Germany but lived in the UK until early 2012. I had retired from the MBs on June 4th, 2012, as I had grown fed up with the mods, but I returned just a month later.

I'm Rollback AND a Chat Moderator here, which means I can revert edits with a click, and kick and ban rowdy users in chat, respectively.

Award List
It's a long one.

Pages I've Created
It's another long one.

User Nicknames
It's yet another long one.

Friends
I seem to have a thing for long lists...

Likes and Dislikes
Likes:
 * MBs
 * Italian food
 * Video games
 * Cars
 * Juventus

Dislikes:
 * Social networking (Twitter, Facebook etc.)
 * Spammers (Obvious reasons)
 * Duplicate topics (They fill up forums to kingdom come with spam...)
 * Any kind of fizzy drink (Can't stand the bubbles and fizziness...)
 * Apple iThingies (Over-valued and over-rated ugly blocks of plastic. Buy Android or Windows Phone)
 * Any first-person shooter (CoD, Battlefield etc.)
 * My Little Pony (Too many mentions of it on the MBs... by boys)
 * Moderators who try to limit EVERYTHING... (They made me leave the MBs one time)

Editing Habits
I'm a(n)... If you need help with your Wiki, you can "hire" me.
 * Edit Stalker
 * Wiki Activity Stalker
 * Random Page Fanatic
 * Source Code Perfectionist
 * Minor-Edit-Maker-Who-Never-Marks-Them-As-Minor
 * New-Page Fixer
 * Badge Craver

Favourite Song Quotes
"I'm tired of hypocrite freaks

With tongues in their cheeks

Turning their eyes as they speak

They make me sick and tired"

-The Endless Enigma (Part One), by Emerson, Lake & Palmer, from the album Trilogy. The verse reminds me of spammers.

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?"

-Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

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Constructive Comments on Userpage (sign, please)

 * I said your page was bad in the poll. #YOLO. - Alpha (talk)
 * 'Ello!  -That Guy Who Had An Emma Watson Avvie, For Like, A Month (AKA Harold :P)
 * This Profile way better than mine. :PUser:LCM7063 (Talk) 21:52, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
 * These pictures are awesome. The Whovian of Randomness
 * Your page makes me dance. http://images.wikia.com/legomessageboards/images/d/dd/Dancinglittleyellowman.gif

If you've read the whole page...
So long, and thanks for all the fish. (Quote that precisely 0% of this Wiki will get. If you do get it, say so above. )