User:Madkatmaximus

First of all, before you waste 1/4% of your life reading this, I'd just like to say that I'm SPLIT-FRICKIN' CARAZY. Keep that in mind, as well as the number 911, chickens, sugar plums, some Oxi-Clean, and that idiot that just stole your last piece of chocolate fudge pie.

Enough of that gibberish.

Welcome to the land of bacon, bacon, and more bacon.

Here, have some bacon.

The name's Madkatmaximus96(In case you were too dumb to read the name of the page), though I prefer to be called Madkat. Due to my email address being jammed full of worthless garbage a glitch, I had to make my Wikia name "Madkatmaximus96 :P". Catchy. Besides, I owe respect to the original. Death to the new tongue smiley.

I was really hoping I get Legend some day. But alas, LEGO ruined my dreams. Oh, and I wasn't actually born in '96, that's just an important date for me. I was born in '94.

I also adore Kitties (Obviously ). Can't get enough of 'em.

I am:

AWESOME.

Helplessly addicted to s.

A Transformers fanatic.

AWESOME. (Don't forget it)

A Zelda fanatic.

AWESOME. (Just a reminder)

A LEGO fanatic.

AWESOME. (Just making sure)

Old.

Inactive half the time thanks to traveling.

AWESOME.

A PSYCHO.

I am NOT:

You.

A couch.

A TV.

Obama.

Sane.

A potato chip.

King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule.

99% of ANYTHING in the UNIVERSE besides myself.

Sonic Poll
Which Sonic The Hedgehog song is the best? I Am... All Of Me Waking Up Reach For The Stars Live And Learn Open Your Heart It Doesn't Matter Endless Possibility Knight Of The Wind His World

Profile:
Real Name: Ryan.

Age: 18

Favorite color: Black.

Favorite animal: CAT.

I like:
Nikomimi06. *Cough*

Transformers.

LEGO.

Dean Guitars, specifically Razorback.

People who do not question my AWESOMENESS.

Video Games.

Rock/metal/grunge/nu metal/metalcore/industrial music.

TannerJ2598(Best MB friend)

Agentlevi_Jesusrocks (Other best friend)

KITTIEZ.

The Saints.

I dislike:
People who question my AWESOMENESS.

Politics.

Michael Bay.

The Clone Wars.

Idiots.

Justin Bieber.

People who call me emo/gothic.

The Falcons.

The Raiders.

Myself.

Favorite topics:
LEGO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG in the Video Games Forum.

LEGO Transformers, my own topic and also in the V Game Forum.

MUNCH MUNCH CAFE- Guess where it is.

Favorite bands/artists (Not in order):
OK, I'm listing my favorite bands/artists by genre. Bands/artists with multiple genres will be listed in each of their genres.{

So sorry if this list is annoying. But then again if you've read this far you must have the stamina of Superman, so never mind that.

Pop, Dance & J-pop:
Backstreet Boys

Julien-k

Bentley Jones(AKA Lee Brotherton)

Newsboys(Their older stuff)

Runblebee

Cash Cash

Electronica:
Julien-k

Owl City

Depeche Mode

Cash Cash

Muse

Rock, Grunge, Industrial & Alternative rock:
Skillet

Julien-k

Chevelle

Three Days Grace

All American Rejects

Disturbed

Dead By Sunrise

Linkin Park

The Eagles

Cash Cash

Newsboys

Crush 40

Aerosmith

Goo Goo Dolls

Red

Hawk Nelson

Magna-fi

All Ends

Flyleaf

Metallica Evanescence

Dead Sara

Muse

Heavy metal, Nu Metal & Metalcore
The Devil Wears Prada

Demon Hunter

August Burns Red

Dead Sara

Linkin Park

Metallica

Rough Cutt

Def Leppard

All Ends

Skllet

Aerosmith

Punk Rock:
Zebrahead

Green Day

Hawk Nelson

MxPx

5 million others.... I listen to pretty much every genre there is.

Quotes
"GIT AWAY FROM MAH COOKIES!" -Me, referring to.... Rouge The Bat. O_O

"Yes, yes, and yes. Satisfied? YES." -Me, when me and Niko were asked a very.... Weird question.

"HOLY GAZIBO!" -Me, high on caffeine.

"The Bearded Commander Of EPICNESS!" -TannerJ2598

"Back when I was a boy, I was younger" -Nicholas749, being blatantly obvious.

"I'm NUTS!" -Me, also being blatantly obvious.

"Remember children: Avoid weird fat guys with a creepy laugh." -Me

"MUNKEY!" -Me, referring to Obama.

"*Kicks a turkey*" -Me, high on caffeine again.

"Now THAT'S what I call a combustible lemon!" -Bigbro223. He's like that.

"You can call me Chuckles, unlike Niko I don't muscle, I'd rather flex my Knuckles!" -Lyrics to to a Raiders Of The Lost Band song TannerJ2598 is writing for me. Seriously.

"FFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" -Random scream of off-topicness by... I don't even remember.

"Ohaider Skull, Marcy and Madkat, and Health Insurance" -Guacamole1998

"KURAHBASAHKAMURAH!!!" -Me, inflicting Wiki Chat with my awesomeness.

"You should have drawn a cat with your mouse. Then you could have drawn a mouse with your cat." -Seaside98

"I'm just doping my job" -Epic typo by LEGOMessProductions1

"FAUC!" -Another epic typo by Alemas(He meant to say "GUAC!", JSYK)

"What the mods said: This update will make posting easier! What it really is: This update will make posting harder than jumping off a plane in the middle of Turkey backwards and landing on your feet without getting hurt!" -Kiff9

"Bob ran as fat as he could. *Running*" -Epic typo-fail by Padmec3po

"And to ask someone how much they like their girlfriend is reeeaaaly dumb. Because, it'll always be 10. Unless you're Justin Bieber. Then you say 1, because you'll go through about 76 in your lifetime." -Me, being 100% accurate.

"W.U.T.: Weird Underwear Traders" -Me when debating if wut was an acronym.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS shall now shoot his computer with a bazooka" -Me experiencing the dreaded chat lag.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS is in the realm of magic turkeys" -Me being awesome.

"Cussing your TV.... A national sport" -Me

"All I want for Christmas is A GERMAN SUPAH TANK." -Brick963

"Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight. And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight." -Jdude420

My friends
This isn't in any order or whatever.
 * TJ
 * Levo
 * AJ
 * JK
 * Kyttii *COUGH* For more details, speak with TannerJ2598.
 * Captain Jumpy
 * That one nut
 * That other nut
 * indi
 * Doctor Pepper
 * Rose
 * Messy
 * Marc
 * iPad
 * Alemas
 * Brick

Gallery
Random gallery of dumb images.