User blog:MsD/LMBW Libs 3

Thanks for your words, guys. And, I promise the "over 9000" thing was not on purpose.

LMBW Libs: Episode 3 - The Survey
It was a disturbing day at the LMBW Forums when Agent Spy decided to hold a survey. He wanted the people to guess how many Nekomimis were stuffed inside Madkatmaximus’s squeaker.

He created the forum with a rather misleading title, " Obama is not an American confirmed by Fox news ". Due to this, several more deplorable people than expected stumbled voraciously into the forum.

One of them was user LFY, who guessed that a whopping 50 of them were accidentally stuffed into Madkatmaximus’s squeaker. He also added some unneeded information, such as that he guessed he used his liver to get them in there.

The next day, after over 9000 replies, half of them from Man.city1, Agent Spy decided to announce the winner:

“Hello LMBW!” he said sarcastically. “Today, I have the results 13 of you have all been waiting for: After the nationwide vote, the winner is NorvikIsMyGirlfriend, who correctly guessed 9001 Nekomimis !”

The community was fired. This user could be none other than the dupe of the magnanimous Randomized ! Madness ensued, when all of a sudden a giant advertisement came and killed everyone right in the index finger ! Agent Spy, calamitous in pain, cogitated out these words:

“ I’M SEXIER THAN FRIED CHICKEN !”

He then lapsed into a coma.

To be continued…