User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/6 August 2016

 [10:46]  k i was going to do that anyway [10:46]  .... [10:46]  look [10:46]  it's foreign [10:46]  have fun o/ [10:46]  i'm germanophilic [10:47]  foreign cursing is always better than local cursing [10:47]  ^ [10:47]  How do you post images here? [10:47]  it makes no sense anyway, because the german f word is literally the same as the english one with a different vowel [10:47]  lel [10:47]  https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alelusia [10:47]  it's an i instead of a u and you can't even use it synonymously [10:47]  Guys [10:47]  Image tag [10:47] <Alemas2005> "Democratic socialists". :{P [10:47] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I forgot how to do it [10:47] <Herr keplers> [img="url" [10:47] <Herr keplers> ] [10:48] <Herr keplers> Of course Ale is a DemSoc. [10:48] <Alemas2005> URL without http://. [10:48] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13879219_1643125006002702_8153761385008109815_n.png?oh=eb09698d1d5226054f5027af73f2dda4&amp;oe=5825AE10 [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> [img="orig02.deviantart.net/0e5d/f/2016/218/6/b/alola_form_ninetales_sprite_by_shadowhowler1-dacsovf.png] [10:48] <Alemas2005> "Of course"? :{P [10:48] <Herr keplers> Freakin' Euro [10:48] <Alemas2005> Missed a quote at the end. [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Oh [10:48] <Herr keplers> I  run a Psychotic Dictatorship [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> <img class="chatags-image" src="http://orig02.deviantart.net/0e5d/f/2016/218/6/b/alola_form_ninetales_sprite_by_shadowhowler1-dacsovf.png"> [10:48] <Herr keplers> The superior form of government. [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I made that [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> (cool) [10:49] <GandalftheWizard> hey, nice work! [10:49] <Herr keplers> Niiiiice [10:49] <Herr keplers> "The fair Alelusian economy, worth 212 billion alems a year" [10:49] <Herr keplers> Alems, m8 :P [10:49] <Alemas2005> ...yeah? :{P [10:49] <Alemas2005> Wait, who's SharkBuffalos? [10:49] <Herr keplers> Just... seems off :P [10:49] <Herr keplers> ... SharkBuffalo? [10:49] <Legoanimals750> Me. :P [10:49] <Alemas2005> Yeah. [10:50] <Alemas2005> Ah. [10:50] <Alemas2005> Ok. [10:50] <Alemas2005> Diktatur Ganderian? :P [10:50] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Gand want to see the ones I did for the Top 10? [10:50] <GandalftheWizard> that's me, ale :P [10:50] <Alemas2005> Ok then. :P [10:50] <Legoanimals750> I'm guessing Gandalf. :P [10:50] <GandalftheWizard> sure, nya :P [10:50] <Alemas2005> "the government spends millions of Trumps every year prosecuting spammers" [10:50] <Alemas2005> Good one, Keps. [10:51] <Herr keplers> I just made spam illegal. [10:51] <Herr keplers> You're welcome. [10:51] <Legoanimals750> Good mod. :P [10:51] <Herr keplers> "Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare." [10:52] <Herr keplers> tbh none of my welfare was even directed at rehabilitating criminals [10:52] <Herr keplers> mostly because i have a death penalty for minor crimes [10:52] <Alemas2005> "crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters"?! [10:52] <Alemas2005> What? :P [10:52] <Herr keplers> i wish i knew what these "progressive social policies" were [10:52] <Herr keplers> so i can destroy them [10:52] <Wolf nya of House Stark> <img class="chatags-image" src="http://orig15.deviantart.net/2a1f/f/2016/219/5/3/alola_forms_for_sl_top_10_by_shadowhowler1-dacxsn9.png"> [10:52] <GandalftheWizard> wow, those are really good [10:53] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Who's your fave? [10:53] <GandalftheWizard> that blue one [10:53] <Herr keplers> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=holy_shot/detail=factbook [10:53] <Herr keplers> My factbook is bae, though, Ale. [10:53] <Legoanimals750> I didn't even mean to be a Democratic Socialists. :P [10:53] <Legoanimals750> [10:53] <Alemas2005> ...why should I care? :P [10:54] <Herr keplers> Because I control whether or not you remain within our pitiful Union. (Ev) [10:55] <GandalftheWizard> ...i feel like executing this guy that started a mob... [10:55] <GandalftheWizard> in fact, i shall [10:55] <Herr keplers> ... I have the fifth largest woodchipping industry despite that being a black market good [10:55] <Herr keplers> I'm not too sure how I feel here [10:55] <GandalftheWizard> you also have a massive black market, so [10:56] <Alemas2005> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alelusia/detail=people [10:56] <Alemas2005> ...5.9% "Acts of God". [10:56] <Alemas2005> It's increasing. [10:56] <Herr keplers> ...Who the hell is this Diktatur Ganderian poser [10:56] <GandalftheWizard> what??? [10:57] <GandalftheWizard> God is angry with your country, ale :P [10:57] <Herr keplers> God is always angry with my people and happy with my country [10:57] <Herr keplers> oh lol I'm God nvm [10:57] <GandalftheWizard> xD [10:57] <Legoanimals750> I have 8.2% deaths from "Acts of God." :P [10:57] <Herr keplers> technically all my deaths are acts of god [10:58] <Herr keplers> Herr Hiedler wills everyone to live or die [10:58] <PuckettValentine> An I allowed on this Wiki [10:59] <Alemas2005> ...why are you asking...? :P [10:59] <PuckettValentine> Because I have been blocked here before! [10:59] <Herr keplers> ...yay [10:59] <Legoanimals750> What did you do? :P [10:59] <Alemas2005> ...eh. [10:59] <Alemas2005> Who are you? [11:00] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Oh something interesting [11:00] <Impossibubbles> SDFGHJFDSDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJKA [11:00] <Impossibubbles> I can't add images [11:00] <Impossibubbles> I hate this site [11:00] <Alemas2005> ...calm down. :P [11:00] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjvrHOARC00 these are so great [11:00] <Impossibubbles> no you calm down (ud) [11:00] <Legoanimals750> Poor Bubbles [11:00] <PuckettValentine> A troll and dude [11:00] <Alemas2005> I'm calmer than you. :P [11:00] <Alemas2005> (UA) [11:00] <PuckettValentine> Dupe [11:00] <Alemas2005> ...Klint? [11:01] <Herr keplers> Add images where Bubbles :P [11:01] <Impossibubbles> anywhere [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Block me infinite on this Wikia [11:01] <Impossibubbles> It won't let me upload [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Butches [11:01] <Alemas2005> Yeah ok. [11:01] <PuckettValentine> High-heeledffff [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Dude [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Said [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Tyhdfjdhzb [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Do [11:01] <PuckettValentine> Poop [11:01] <Alemas2005> *Shrugs* [11:01] <Impossibubbles> who was it tho [11:01] <Alemas2005> Who cares anyway? [11:02] <Herr keplers> "The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law &amp; Order, and Administration." [11:02] <Herr keplers> Forgive me here, but I'm pretty sure "corrupt" and "moralistic" are antonyms [11:03] <Impossibubbles> My curiosity cares, ale [11:03] <Impossibubbles> that's who [11:03] <Roddy15> so many issues [11:03] <Legoanimals750> Curiosity killed the cat. :P [11:04] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Curiosity invented the lightblub [11:04] <Wolf nya of House Stark> (Ale) [11:05] <Herr keplers> Curiosity landed on Mars [11:05] <Herr keplers> eyyy [11:05] <Herr keplers> eyyy? [11:05] <Herr keplers> (as) [11:05] <Impossibubbles> ayyyyyyo [11:06] <Legoanimals750> Har, har [11:06] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Aye Aye [11:06] <Impossibubbles> I see the sun (sie) [11:07] <Legoanimals750> I just have clouds. :P [11:07] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I have grass [11:07] <Herr keplers> It's getting light out, ja. [11:07] <Herr keplers> Gandy [11:08] <Herr keplers> ur tablets tripping [11:08] <Alemas2005> Bubbles, shouldn't you be sleeping? [11:08] <GandalftheWizard> tripping over what??? [11:08] <Impossibubbles> It's 6 am, ale [11:08] <Impossibubbles> technically people get up then sometimes [11:08] <Alemas2005> Have you slept at all? :P [11:08] <GandalftheWizard> no [11:09] <Herr keplers> Like acid tripping, Gandalf [11:09] <Legoanimals750> I woke at 12 AM. :P [11:09] <Herr keplers> 'Cause you're popping in and out [11:09] <Legoanimals750> and went back to sleep. :P [11:09] <Herr keplers> Also, Ale, you act concerned for Bubbles sleeping but not for me. [11:09] <GandalftheWizard> sorry - toggling between tabs does that [11:09] <Impossibubbles> That's besides the point, ale (derp4) [11:09] <Herr keplers> I mean, I understand she's a wide-set, beautiful young lady, but really, you don't care for my health at all? [11:10] <Impossibubbles> oi [11:10] <Herr keplers> I thought we were friends. (bh) [11:10] <Impossibubbles> wide-set (ud) [11:10] <GandalftheWizard> ...what does that mean??? [11:10] <Herr keplers> being wide-set is like an indication of fertility or some crap be happy [11:10] <GandalftheWizard> ah [11:10] <Herr keplers> (wide hips) [11:11] <GandalftheWizard> oh, i see [11:11] <Roddy15> "The Republic of Sovaters is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates." [11:11] <Herr keplers> sounds like hell [11:11] <Roddy15> free roaming dinosaurs [11:11] <Legoanimals750> Awesome. :P [11:11] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Ey Roddy [11:12] <GandalftheWizard> i have the second best economy in the union :P [11:12] <Herr keplers> I have the most authoritarian, heartless, corrupt government in the Union [11:12] <Legoanimals750> I have the 2nd worst. :P [11:12] <GandalftheWizard> everybody knows that, keps :P [11:12] <GandalftheWizard> it'sno secret :P [11:13] <Herr keplers> Holy Shot is like some kind of awful comparison [11:13] <Herr keplers> Like, if it's ever said "oh my god you're worse than Holy Shot" [11:13] <Herr keplers> You have to have the most godawful stats possible [11:13] <Roddy15> since august 4th to now my economy has gone from 22 to 76.67 [11:13] <Legoanimals750> I have the best weather though (y) :P [11:13] <GandalftheWizard> (jc) [11:13] <Roddy15> which puts me 5th now [11:15] <GandalftheWizard> rebooted??? hi! [11:15] <Impossibubbles> Whoa [11:15] <Impossibubbles> I was falling asleep [11:15] <Impossibubbles> and all of a sudden [11:15] <Impossibubbles> I'm wide awake [11:15] <GandalftheWizard> give in to the sleep... [11:15] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Shh [11:15] <Herr keplers> http://www.nationstates.net/nation=free_reich [11:15] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Sleep [11:16] <Roddy15> i've had the largest welfare program for some time now :P [11:16] <GandalftheWizard> who is the free reich??? [11:16] <Herr keplers> Me [11:16] <GandalftheWizard> OHHH [11:17] <Herr keplers> Holy Shot is my crapsack dictatorship [11:17] <Herr keplers> Free Reich is my utopia [11:17] <GandalftheWizard> I'm gonna add the Nazi Union of Socialist Capitalists to te union [11:17] <GandalftheWizard> and compare it to holy shot [11:17] <Roddy15> oh that's new, i'm top for lifespan now [11:17] <Impossibubbles> episode 17, here we go [11:17] <Roddy15> 63.97 [11:18] <GandalftheWizard> episode 17: bubbles goes to sleep [11:18] <Herr keplers> We're number one in integrity and information technology [11:18] <GandalftheWizard> (jc) [11:19] <Herr keplers> Hey, unlike some places, we care about being good [11:20] <Roddy15> number one in employment thanks to all our state-owned enterprise :P [11:20] <Legoanimals750> bubbles are you making a page for Peticksadog6000? [11:21] <Herr keplers> 34 minutes ago: Nazi Union of Socialist Communists was ejected and banned from The New United Kingdom by The Queendom of Victtorya. [11:21] <Roddy15> time to hopefully install this windows update [11:21] <Herr keplers> gg gandy [11:21] <Herr keplers> gg [11:22] <Legoanimals750> Well, i'll just assume you are. :p [11:22] <Herr keplers> http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations2.php?nation2=Holy+Shot&amp;nation1=Nazi+Union+of+Socialist+Communists [11:22] <Herr keplers> Your economy... is slightly worse than me [11:23] <Herr keplers> However, I have a lot more of my slightly better economy [11:23] <Herr keplers> And you have comparatively nil of you awful economy [11:24] <GandalftheWizard> well, i'll just make it worse as it gets bigger :p [11:26] <Herr keplers> http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/regions.php?region=Union%20of%20Independent%20Nations&amp;trade=7 [11:26] <Herr keplers> Holy Shot is literally the worst nation to trade with [11:26] <Legoanimals750> *Stops editing because Bubbles is* :P [11:27] <Herr keplers> http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/exchange.php?region=Union%20of%20Independent%20Nations [11:27] <Herr keplers> ... I have more civil rights than you do [11:28] <GandalftheWizard> i have the second most valuable currency??? [11:29] <Herr keplers> If you're Diktatur Ganderian yes [11:29] <GandalftheWizard> aye, i'm referring to that [11:29] <Herr keplers> Diktatur Ganderian and the IFR are the only places to be worth more than the USD [11:30] <GandalftheWizard> iassume that's good [11:30] <Legoanimals750> I'm awful. :P [11:30] <Herr keplers> Effectively means your economies are better than America's [11:30] <Herr keplers> And the US dollar is more or less the international standard of currency [11:31] <GandalftheWizard> i always knew my extreme capitalist policies work [11:31] <Herr keplers> lel [11:33] <Legoanimals750> o/ [11:37] <Impossibubbles> AP o/ [11:37] <GandalftheWizard> o/ [11:37] <Herr keplers> I'm challenging Foelania until my win rate is 90% [11:37] <GandalftheWizard> Diktatue Ganderian has the second largest wealth gap :{P [11:38] <Herr keplers> gg [11:38] <GandalftheWizard> the dark side of overly capitalist policies [11:40] <GandalftheWizard> third in weaponization [11:40] <GandalftheWizard> gun fanatics... [11:40] <Legoanimals750> Everyone doesn't have enough money in my Country. :P [11:40] <Herr keplers> We have awful weaponization but that's really misleading [11:41] <Herr keplers> We literally have more weapons than we know to do with [11:41] <Herr keplers> Civilian carry is what's banned [11:44] <Herr keplers> ...ouch [11:44] <Herr keplers> Holy Shot has higher inclusiveness than the "Civil Rights Lovefest" of Femination Prime [11:45] <Roddy15> the update worked with no problems, the opposite of what i expected [11:46] <Legoanimals750> wow [11:47] <GandalftheWizard> Ganderian is top in beverage sales [11:47] <GandalftheWizard> yay [11:47] <Herr keplers> Holy Shot's Greatest Victories [11:47] <Herr keplers> [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 8-1 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 7-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> 6-0 vs Foelania (12) using Authoritarianism [11:47] <Herr keplers> I'm seeing a pattern here [11:47] <GandalftheWizard> so am i