Thread:Riolu777/@comment-4845243-20150330014223/@comment-5535873-20150413170326

Obi the LEGO Fan wrote: LegoI3rickI3uilder wrote: Obi the LEGO Fan wrote: Here's the shortened version LBB:

Rio goes to summer camp. Girl crushes on Rio (including jumping in his lap). Rio tells girl he doesn't like girls. The end.

Happy? :P Hmm, sorry but that's a killjoy of a summary Obi. XD I want to hear the whole story. :3

Alright. So.

Once upon a time a beautiful man was sitting with his friends, chatting happily about the current state of affairs in Ukraine whilst sipping on some hot tea. Then, suddenly and without warning, a girl waltzes over, flings her hair, winks, and promptly takes a seat in the esteemed gentleman's lap, whereupon she flirts unabashedly with said gentleman. So absorbed and distracted is this girl by the beauty she beholds that she knocks over a cup of hot tea on some other guy who is otherwise irrelevant to the story. After the girl leaves, Other Guy #2 laughs and says, "You better tell her" to the gentleman.

Some unspecified time later, two girls—the spontaneous sitter in laps and another, more calm, girl—are taking a walk, wondering how a man can be so beautiful as this. Then the man begins to laugh. The calm girl, more rational than the other and more inclined to discursive cognition, takes the gentleman aside and inquires as to the etiology of his laughter. Thinking she knows, she asks "You don't like girls, do you?" To this he responds, "Yup, you got me." Thereupon they return, and break the news to the first girl, who subsequently complains about why such a beautiful man is gay.

The end.

Note: Some liberties and artistic license may have been utilized when telling this story. Might be one of the best things this wiki has ever produced.