User blog:Alemas2005/Today's Creepypasta Victim: Riolu777, Round Two - Viewer Discretion Advised


 * Alemas2005
 * Welcome, Riolu777! Please remember to follow the Chat Rules! That means YOU!
 * 8:01 Riolu777 ....what? Who's that? Where are you? Who am I? Help?
 * 8:01 Alemas2005 I'm your salvation.
 * 8:03 Riolu777 What's that supposed to mean?!
 * 8:04 Alemas2005 I'll help save you from the spammers and rule-breakers.
 * I've seen they have taken a toll on you.
 * You are forgetting even your name, amidst the onslaught of chaos.
 * 8:05 Riolu777 But...my nacho cheese... D:
 * 8:05 Alemas2005 You'll get lots more nacho cheese after what we'll do.
 * 8:05 Riolu777 But I'm scared. D: I need my Lambo here to cradle me in its leather seats. D:
 * 8:06 Alemas2005 You'll also get your Lambo.
 * Indeed, even future models.
 * 8:06 Riolu777 With nacho cheese? D:
 * 8:06 Alemas2005 Of course.
 * Everything you want.
 * 8:07 Riolu777 Even...even...tickets to the US Open? D:
 * 8:07 Alemas2005 Yes.
 * Everything.
 * 8:07 Riolu777 ....but I'm still scared. D:
 * 8:07 Alemas2005 You don't have to be.
 * Why are you scared?
 * 8:08 Riolu777 Because...because...because...
 * 8:09 Alemas2005 Because?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:09 Riolu777 Because...because...because...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:10 Alemas2005 Because?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:10 Riolu777 Because...because...because...
 * My health insurance...is...subsidized. D:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:12 Alemas2005 It doesn't matter.
 * Nothing matters.
 * Only you.
 * Now, let's proceed.
 * Come close to me.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:13 Riolu777 *pokes you with my tennis racquet to be safe* D:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:13 Alemas2005 Come.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:13 Riolu777 Not unless you assure me...that...I can vote against the Democrats in 2016. D:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:14 Alemas2005 Of course you can.
 * You can choose whatever path you'd like, after we are done.
 * Now, come to me.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:14 Riolu777 *walks to you*
 * D:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:14 Alemas2005 Closer.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:15 Riolu777 *walks closer* D:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:17 Alemas2005 YOUR SOUL IS NOW MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:18 Riolu777 AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:18 Alemas2005 *Static*