User:Impossibubbles/Chat/Logs/27 November 2016

 [12:14]  omg guac [12:14]  yes [12:14]  poor brave [12:14]  shut up ked [12:14]  no u [12:14]  guac if that turns out to be the case I will sell you a kidney [12:15]  Maybe McQueen will travel to Asia and meet The Vintage Car :P [12:15]  okay that's good because i recently sold one of mine to get new headphones [12:15]  alright guac [12:15]  it's a deal [12:16]  anyway, why on earth would pixar kill off a character they've paraded for so long and attached onto every possible young boy's toy and apparel [12:16]  Who is "The Vintage Car" [12:16]  Is that a new character [12:16]  Ahem, it's a joke [12:16]  Also btw McQueen already went to Asia [12:16] <T-007Bond> I mean, somewhere in Asia like Nepal :P [12:16] <EveryOpenEye> dead car toys sell like hotcakes these days rio [12:16] <Impossibubbles> I hope they kill him off [12:16] <GuacamoleCCXR> they can sell it as [12:16] <Impossibubbles> that would be awesome [12:16] <GuacamoleCCXR> "lightning mcqueens smouldering corpse" [12:17] <GuacamoleCCXR> kids love it! [12:17] <Brick425> Bubbles that's evil [12:17] <EveryOpenEye> pls yes [12:17] <T-007Bond> There was a dead Rod Torque Redline toy sold 5 years ago :P [12:17] <Brick425> They should sell a "McQueen's Fresh Tires" toy, but nothing is in the package [12:17] <EveryOpenEye> too soon [12:17] <Impossibubbles> I assume he'll just be injured and will never race again, but then he'll train another hotshot up to be the next champion, Basically the first one rehashed with McQueen instead of doc [12:18] <Riolu777> GUAC [12:18] <Riolu777> I WIN [12:18] <Brick425> But the MONEY, fort [12:18] <Riolu777> "Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician, Cruz Ramirez, with her own plan to win, plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet and a few unexpected turns. Proving that #95 isn’t through yet will test the heart of a champion on Piston Cup Racing’s biggest stage!" [12:18] <Riolu777> that's in the description of the official youtube teaser [12:18] <T-007Bond> He might take Doc's place [12:18] <Riolu777> of course he doesn't die [12:18] <Impossibubbles> oh boo [12:18] <Brick425> &gt;FEMALE RACE CAR DRIVER [12:18] <Brick425> BAHAHAHAHA [12:18] <EveryOpenEye> lol [12:18] <Ked830> how sad [12:19] <Riolu777> guac you need to give me something now [12:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> no i don't [12:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> you only said you'd give me a kidney if he does die [12:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> brick u sexist [12:20] <Impossibubbles> brick has always been a sexist pig [12:20] <Impossibubbles> He's my son after all [12:21] <Riolu777> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8 [12:21] <Riolu777> im watching this [12:21] <EveryOpenEye> http://i.imgur.com/6yhYBa0.png [12:21] <Riolu777> best cinema all year [12:21] <Riolu777> give them the oscar [12:21] <Impossibubbles> I watched that a few days ago [12:21] <Ked830> i got like three minutes into that [12:22] <Brick425> I'm not sexist [12:22] <Brick425> I just think men are superior to women in every way [12:22] <Brick425> Completely different. [12:23] <GuacamoleCCXR> noodle oh god [12:23] <Ked830> brick [12:23] <Ked830> i found a video that made me think of you [12:23] <Brick425> Oh, how nice. :P [12:23] <GuacamoleCCXR> someone was playing the new mefjus+fourward track on sharecu.be and i actually thought that's the legit audio of the bee movie intro [12:23] <Ked830> and your sandwich making ridiculousness a while back [12:23] <Brick425> It must have been a cool video [12:23] <Brick425> Hey, that sandwich was delish [12:23] <Brick425> If it were a Counter Strike map, it'd be de_licious [12:24] <Brick425> Look at me referencing [12:24] <Ked830> do you want to see it [12:24] <Brick425> Yes [12:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> so after all the problems with my computer I have two dead motherboarda, a dead cpu, a dud windows disk, and a dead monitor [12:24] <Slicer Vorzakh> and two dead psus [12:24] <Brick425> Motherboarda [12:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> i could build almost two whole computers with my dead parts [12:25] <Ked830> wow slice [12:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> i can build half a pc with my current pc parts [12:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> counting the ones im using rn [12:26] <Slicer Vorzakh> at least yours doesn't break down [12:27] <Riolu777> alright gonna go [12:27] <Ked830> bai riolulu [12:27] <HyperFlash Studios> bye rio [12:29] <Ked830> webby haiiii [12:29] <Legoanimals750> Hi o/ [12:29] <Brick425> Slice I think I know the problem with your computer [12:29] <Ked830> maj hai [12:30] <Slicer Vorzakh> what is it brick [12:30] <Brick425> It was made in MATORE [12:30] <Brick425> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=matore/detail=economy Speaking of Matoran exports, you aren't very socialist anymore, are you? [12:30] <Slicer Vorzakh> i think it was made in krinchreich [12:31] <Brick425> Krinchreich is basically Germany in 1916 so I doubt it. :P [12:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> people have economic freedom here [12:31] <Brick425> Matore is basically a Mexican speaking IFR now [12:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> well it was just constructed in matore [12:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> the parts are foreign [12:31] <Brick425> You might need to fire a worker or two [12:31] <Slicer Vorzakh> yeah except for the little details called everything brick [12:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> krinchreich is germany 1991 thank you very much [12:32] <Slicer Vorzakh> leader made it brick [12:32] <Slicer Vorzakh> the parts were mostly faulty [12:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> "The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, children are raised bilingual from an early age, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Matore's border. " [12:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> well for the most part is sounds like ifr cept for the last one [12:36] <Brick425> Children aren't raised bilingual [12:37] <Brick425> Only people age 16 and above can join the military [12:37] <Brick425> And child fathers are drafted [12:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> ^ still funn [12:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> y [12:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> jeez sounds like hell for children [12:46] <Brick425> Well, to be fair, they choose to have sex at an inappropriate age [12:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> kek [12:47] <Brick425> And military service isn't inherently compulsory. [12:48] <Slicer Vorzakh> the ifr doesn't have compulsory service? [12:48] <Brick425> Nope [12:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> how is your military so large then [12:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> not like many would volunteer [12:51] <Brick425> You'd be surprised how effective propaganda is. [12:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> ^ [12:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> technically germany didnt have compulsory service for most of the war [12:51] <Brick425> And a lot of crimes can be negotiated down to one or two years in the military, which is a hell of a lot better than any IFR prison [12:53] <Slicer Vorzakh> im pretty sure matore doesn't have any prison [12:53] <Slicer Vorzakh> or military [12:53] <Brick425> WAT [12:54] <Slicer Vorzakh> yeah we completely focus on rehabilitation [12:56] <Brick425> Our prisons are pretty much free of murderers. We figure if it's their mental focus to kill, might as well have 'em kill the guys we want killed [12:56] <Brick425> So we send em out to some other country [12:57] <Brick425> Hell, we have whole companies of psychopaths [12:58] <Slicer Vorzakh> send them to matore we can make them better [12:58] <Legoanimals750> o/ [12:59] <Son of Elrond> hi [12:59] <Brick425> Only warzone countries, Slice [12:59] <Ked830> elyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [01:00] <Brick425> Unless you have some big favelas [01:00] <Son of Elrond> heyyy kedo [01:00] <Ked830> haiiii [01:00] <Ked830> wassup [01:00] <Son of Elrond> putting off packing [01:00] <Son of Elrond> wassup with you [01:00] <Ked830> packing for what? [01:00] <Slicer Vorzakh> favelas? [01:00] <Son of Elrond> going backkk [01:00] <Ked830> not much, just dreading homework [01:00] <Ked830> oh yaaaa [01:00] <Son of Elrond> ew homework [01:01] <Brick425> Brazilian slums [01:01] <Ked830> yes ;-; [01:01] <Brick425> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favela [01:01] <Slicer Vorzakh> poor areas don't exist [01:01] <Brick425> wth [01:03] <Romaniandude12> ....my dog [01:03] <Brick425> The IFR has a lot of poor areas, but they aren't usually battlezones. [01:03] <Romaniandude12> so stupid [01:03] <Brick425> Usually. [01:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> mate his poor ear n on average 80k [01:03] <Romaniandude12> hes never played with a ball until today [01:03] <Slicer Vorzakh> we have average neighborhoods and slightly richer than average neighborhoods [01:03] <Slicer Vorzakh> 90, brave [01:03] <Romaniandude12> he stared at it blankly as it rolled away [01:03] <Romaniandude12> like gg [01:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> meanwhile my rich earn 650k [01:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> gg [01:04] <Slicer Vorzakh> what is rich [01:04] <Brick425> Poor average in the IFR is 23,082 creds. [01:04] <Brick425> Rich is 695,368. [01:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> also i assume no one else has any complaints/write ins for the tourny [01:05] <Brick425> Nope, seems good [01:05] <Slicer Vorzakh> nope [01:05] <Slicer Vorzakh> but with four nations I'm guaranteed at least 2 victories (derp) [01:05] <Ked830> how cute roma [01:06] <Brick425> Cheater [01:06] <Brick425> I only entered the IFR [01:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw most of this is just a circlejerk between me and slice [01:06] <Brick425> We all know the IFR will be victorious [01:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> who else even entered [01:07] <Slicer Vorzakh> who's aberfeld [01:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> me [01:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> (yk) [01:07] <Brick425> The IFR has never lost a war, so therefore that's proof we will win every game we're in [01:07] <Brick425> It's so obvious [01:07] <Slicer Vorzakh> thought so [01:07] <Slicer Vorzakh> in fencing there's only one opponent who isn't you or me [01:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> brick [01:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont you have some things to do [01:08] <Brick425> Uh, what? :P [01:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=74522 [01:09] <Brick425> Oh, yeah [01:09] <Brick425> I'm guessing 4 of the 6 opposes were from Slice [01:09] <Brick425> Typical liberal [01:09] <Slicer Vorzakh> ... no they weren't [01:09] <Brick425> Oh [01:09] <Brick425> Well, oh well [01:09] <Slicer Vorzakh> only 3 (derp) [01:09] <Brick425> ... :{P [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> oh wait yeah it was four [01:10] <Brick425> oh my god [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> but it makes sense for all the nations [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> taroma doesn't want to work with a commie [01:10] <Brick425> I fail to see the advantage of NOT having a NATO clone [01:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> money [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> we're so different [01:10] <Brick425> BNR: Meh [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> in nato there's a common enemy [01:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> we're gonna have to be segregated [01:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> as heck [01:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> in the union, we are out own enemy [01:11] <Brick425> Trust me Slice, if I wanted to invade you, I would [01:11] <Brick425> I am not the enemy of Matore. :P [01:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> we need commie corps [01:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> and cappie corps [01:11] <Slicer Vorzakh> no bu all 4 for my nations hate each other [01:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> or else we'd fight each other [01:11] <Brick425> It was more in regret of the incident with Land of Fantasy [01:11] <Brick425> Then those four nations don't have to be in it [01:11] <Slicer Vorzakh> yeah but I'm just saying [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> krinchreich already said that they'd invade me if it eerent for ifr [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> weren't [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> working together will be really award [01:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> tru [01:12] <Brick425> He was probably joking :P [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> award [01:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> akward [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> he was brick [01:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> wasn't [01:12] <Brick425> No, BNR... *Puts key into a slot, opening the cover to a red button* You were joking [01:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [01:13] <Brick425> Fun fact: It takes four people to activate the missile launch countdown [01:15] <Brick425> Not a very concise process, launching them [01:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> im trying to write military marches again [01:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> this time im starting with the drums