User blog:Gordax/"Blog This, Gord" - A Rap by Rio

Yo yo, Gourd s freaking out because I have musculature

And he doesn't want me to take a single picture...uhn.

And he thinks it's awkward and strange

When I find him funny and deranged.

MC likes infringing on raps like they're his bank assets

He got money bling galore selling tape cassettes.

Gourd BETTAH blog tis amazing dabbling in rap

Lest I beat him with a rat-a-tat TWAP.

When misspell Novak Djokovic's name

You are instantly the bane

Of all existence and all of humankind

And we mock you like you were spelling of turpentine.



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If Gord don't post this, Rio will snap

And I found a really good solution to the bottle cap

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Gourd is lazy and indifferent, a bore

So kick ick tick rock blant rang dang a lang...BANGARANG. *dubstep*

So Gourd better blog this before he tastes the wrath

Of me and MC and all the insomniacs.

Of which I make this rhyme finally mine

MC doesn't considerate, appropriate, proliferate

He sez random irrelevance like its his consummate.

Gourd is bored, gored by a boar (in Skul's fable)

And he will be pummeled across the table

Unless if he makes a blog BLOG BLOG BLOG UHN

*Heavy dubstep*

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.*Really, really heavy bawse dubstep*

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