User blog:TwistedAlpha/Beginner's Guide to LMBW

Harold's blog was pretty cool, but it's for master LMBWians/ers. We all have to begin somewhere, right? So from now on, make sure to refer this to all aspiring LMBWians/ers and new users!

☐ Make a wikia account specifically for this wiki.

☐ Attempt to find your own wiki page.

☐ Join chat.

☐ Get interrogated, Alemas-style.

☐ Don't read the rules!

☐ Get kicked while asking if a word is allowed.

☐ Still don't read the rules.

☐ Believe people here care about the MBs.

☐ Get ridiculed. (For any reason. If you don't tick this, you're lying.)

☐ Don't learn and get ridiculed again.

☐ Cry.

☐ CRY SOME MOAR!

☐ After fifteen months here, finally retire from the MBs.

☐ Finally get a freaking avatar.

☐ It's a questionably dressed anime character.

☐ Get kicked. By Alemas.

☐ Accidentally post the wrong thing in main.

☐ Get banned. Still by Alemas.

☐ Rage on message walls.

☐ Get blocked. Still by Alemas.

☐ Retire.

☐ Come back.

☐ You are now level two. This guide has covered all the basic steps of LMBW. You may move on now.