User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/My Birthday!

I'm turning 13 on the 25th, woohoo!


 * Annoylingly high voice* You were 12 this whole time?

Yes, I was!


 * High voice again* But you lied to me!

Yes, I know, and I'm sorry, but for all I know, the NSA could have agents inside Wikia.


 * High voice* But birthday blogs are so annoying!

Yes, they are! And why am I making one, you ask? Well, because I'm turning thirTEEN, and teenagers are selfish! I want to fit in! Chill out.


 * High voice* You must have a serious problem! You're just announcing that you're 12 still!

"Yes, I have a condition called NOTHING. It's very serious, doctors say I only have about 65 more years to live." -Jacksepticeye, YouTuber

And, BTW, as of now (6:00 Pacific Time) The ban would be 6 hours anyway, meaning that any attempt to block me wouldn't even be for HALF a day! Haha, loopholes FTW!

(PS: Wish me a happy birthday in the comments or I will send the MCP after you.)