User:Slicer Vorzakh/ChatLogs/8 September 2015

 [11:32]  No, that's me forgetting am/pm :P [11:32]  o/ [11:32]  Anyone want a lame horror online game? [11:33]  fnaf [11:33]  Nah it's called the House [11:33]  omg ive seen that [11:33]  I'll pm link if u liek [11:33]  o/ [11:33]  o/ o/ [11:34]  Hallo mein Fuhrer o/ [11:34]  So I was reading an article on safety tips in the event of a home invasion. [11:34]  plant tnt and a pressure plate under the door [11:35]  95% of comments said that pulling a gun on the guy was a lot less cowardly and a lot easier than hiding in a locked closet. 5% gave scenarios of varying probability to counter that. 5% told the former 5% off. [11:35]  lol I had this old safety book that said "When you're walking with scissors, make sure to point them at you so as not to hurt the person youre giving them to in case you trip" [11:35]  (ym) [11:35] <Keplers> *90% [11:35] <Vonness11`> what a dumb safety idea [11:35] <Keplers> Rus I think the book confused two different rules [11:35] <Vonness11`> "make sure to point them at the left side of your chest" [11:36] <Keplers> point the scissors down so no one is stabbed if you trip, hold the blade when giving scissors/knife to people so they can grab the handle [11:36] <RusMan> "hold the blade" [11:36] <RusMan> :P [11:37] <Keplers> yeah [11:38] <Keplers> Also I rewatched some Star Wars Rebels last night and a Stormtrooper tried to use a scope to aim at Ezra when he was like six feet away [11:38] <Keplers> No wonder his aim was off (ym) [11:38] <Keplers> They just need to reas Wikipedia [11:38] <Keplers> *read [11:38] <Keplers> "Point shooting, also known as target-[1] or threat-focused shooting[2] and instinctive shooting, is a method of shooting a firearm quickly and accurately that does not rely on the use of the sights in close quarters, life-threatening situations where there is the greatest chance being killed." [11:39] <Vonness11`> does that mean stormtroopers have been using scopes all this time [11:39] <Vonness11`> and that's why their aim is so awful [11:41] <Michaelyoda> o/ [11:41] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:41] <Keplers> probably von [11:41] <Keplers> no idiot should use a scope at close quarters [11:41] <Vonness11`> hi kel [11:41] <~Batgirl78~> Scopes.... (Angel) [11:41] <~Batgirl78~> Hey [11:41] <Vonness11`> 360 nOSCOPE [11:41] <Keplers> lel [11:42] <~Batgirl78~> I hear you can see long distances with those. [11:44] <Slicer Vorzakh> [11:46] <RusMan> I need to re-listen to Tycho's Awake album [11:47] <Michaelyoda> o/ [11:49] <ZXSpidermanXZ> o/ [11:49] <Michaelyoda> o/ [11:49] <Madkatmaximus> rus if you pmd me i cant see it [11:49] <Keplers> O/ [11:50] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:50] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Brick o/ [11:50] <Brick425> o/ [11:50] <Brick425> Chat's finally working [11:50] <Brick425> Jesus, Wikia. Get your crap together. [11:51] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Brick don't ask the impossible [11:51] <ZXSpidermanXZ> c: [11:51] <Brick425> True. [11:51] <Keplers> wikia has too much crap to try to fit in one place [11:51] <Brick425> I'd leave if I didn't love you all. c: [11:51] <Brick425> *Sees Kep* Well, most of you. [11:51] <Keplers> be glad thst their crap isn't spilling [11:51] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:51] <Keplers> Wow thanks Brick [11:52] <ZXSpidermanXZ> G2G o/ [11:52] <Slicer Vorzakh> they actually somewhat fixed chat today [11:52] <Slicer Vorzakh> most pms are working [11:52] <Keplers> Os [11:52] <Keplers> o/ [11:53] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:55] <Keplers> who feels like being linked a long but informstive article about isis [11:55] <Keplers> i promise nothing grotesque [11:55] <Izzybe5> I must depart. I have a boatload of math homework to do (derp) [11:55] <Izzybe5> Toodles o/ [11:55] <Keplers> O/ [11:59] <Brick425> I wish she'd stop saying "toodles" [11:59] <Brick425> It's not cute, it's just annoying [11:59] <Brick425> like wth izzy