User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/17 May 2015

 [09:55]  to live the hartz life [09:55]  *beer [09:55]  http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/846966879250658642/1C00455E783559C3D0AB7E948D4319E74D2C6D8C/ [09:55]  build a secret 5,0er stack [09:55]  ye [09:56]  and start drinking that stuff at 10 in the morning [09:56]  maybe one day youll be famous on RTL [09:56]  http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/884094379117850583/0549EEBD3E8366F6B055531B85BE12B7C13C5FC8/ someone from my old guild logged in one time. [09:57]  i'll totally win the eurojackpot anyway because i'll spend all my state money on lottery tickets [09:58]  gl [09:58]  http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/648746351827538883/93CA5F91933758C3F05FD02C9771B7AADBBB258C/ [09:59]  wonder what variant it had [10:00]  oh god why [10:00]  just came across a series of screenshots i posted where i was like "wow i got five stranges from these five crates i'm so lucky!" 100% seriously [10:00]  because i didn't think crates gave stranges 100% of the time [10:00] <FortressOfNight> and they're crap stranges too [10:00] <GuacamoleCCXR> XD [10:01] <Paulinekovaleva> xD [10:01] <GuacamoleCCXR> like strange pain train [10:01] <FortressOfNight> worse [10:01] <GuacamoleCCXR> uh [10:01] <FortressOfNight> strange fists, razorback, equalizer (pre-nerf tho, so not too bad), sydney sleeper, and crossbow. the crossbow's ok i guess [10:01] <GuacamoleCCXR> when the stick was still overpowered? [10:02] <GuacamoleCCXR> crossbow is good tho [10:02] <FortressOfNight> crossbow was worse back then i think [10:02] <FortressOfNight> and ye, op equalizer era [10:02] <GuacamoleCCXR> i spent like 10 ref on my crossbow in total but it's named/desced &amp; has parts so [10:03] <GuacamoleCCXR> those were some good deals tho [10:03] <FortressOfNight> http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/648743808156938242/3C07702D1CCEAB537CACC3338B091481F8E72C6B/ captioned: "Pierce multikill -- a show of my great skill! On full charge, the Machina can penetrate multiple players, and on occasion, kill two on one spot! I just did this! The kill even has it's on special icon: look in the kill log!" pls kill me before i go comatose from embarrassment [10:03] <652Graystripe> OMG totes. [10:04] <GuacamoleCCXR> CTF DOUBLECROSS IS BEST MAP M8 [10:04] <FortressOfNight> ikr [10:04] <GuacamoleCCXR> lol everyone camped this place when they were a noob [10:04] <GuacamoleCCXR> i know i did [10:04] <FortressOfNight> oh yeah [10:04] <FortressOfNight> i'd literally sit there the entire match [10:04] <FortressOfNight> and stare down my scope [10:04] <GuacamoleCCXR> yes [10:04] <FortressOfNight> and miss every time an enemy came out [10:04] <GuacamoleCCXR> and the match was forever because saigns servers [10:04] <FortressOfNight> and get backstabbed every 30 seconds and not catch on [10:04] <FortressOfNight> oh god saigns [10:04] <652Graystripe> oh god [10:05] <FortressOfNight> i want saigns back now [10:05] <FortressOfNight> all that's left is valve servers and cancer pinion 24/7 endless 2fort cancer servers [10:05] <GuacamoleCCXR> pinion made my game crash tho [10:05] <FortressOfNight> mhm [10:06] <GuacamoleCCXR> sv_cheats 1 lobbies m8 [10:06] <FortressOfNight> lol [10:06] <FortressOfNight> i just want, like, a nocrits server [10:06] <FortressOfNight> with &lt;100 ping [10:06] <FortressOfNight> pls [10:07] <GuacamoleCCXR> especially when you haven't realised it's on and then get nuked by a solly out of a wall [10:07] <FortressOfNight> lol [10:07] <GuacamoleCCXR> unlock noclip for ETF2L petition [10:07] <GuacamoleCCXR> sign now [10:07] <FortressOfNight> i wonder if gunner armor prices have dropped yet. [10:07] <FortressOfNight> lol yes [10:07] <FortressOfNight> i remember the last round of toth last year or smth [10:08] <FortressOfNight> robin walker gave everyone on his team crits/uber/whatev and they still lost [10:08] <GuacamoleCCXR> hah yes i watched that [10:08] <GuacamoleCCXR> pl_upward iirc [10:08] <FortressOfNight> yeee [10:08] <FortressOfNight> it was glorious [10:09] <GuacamoleCCXR> toth 2013 was best [10:09] <GuacamoleCCXR> #mablaOP [10:09] <FortressOfNight> huhhue [10:09] <GuacamoleCCXR> certified jermephobe [10:09] <GuacamoleCCXR> *jerma [10:10] <A Walruse> theyre doing a proper matchmaking thing for TF2 now i heard [10:10] <FortressOfNight> lolololo [10:10] <FortressOfNight> i think this video was from toth or smth [10:10] <FortressOfNight> while that's nice and all the best part is undoubtedly the end [10:10] <FortressOfNight> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFUbLnG82xU&amp;feature=youtu.be&amp;t=5m51s [10:11] <GuacamoleCCXR> but how do you do matchmaking when there's no ranking system in the game [10:11] <GuacamoleCCXR> by hats or what [10:11] <FortressOfNight> lol [10:11] <FortressOfNight> mvm [10:12] <A Walruse> why is Songsterr suddenly in russian when im using a Dutch proxy [10:12] <FortressOfNight> where it randomly decides whether or not to group you into one of three exclusive server types: a) with other people b) in your continent c) halfway through [10:12] <FortressOfNight> oops [10:12] <A Walruse> there's probably gonna be a ranking system added or something [10:12] <A Walruse> actually that would be somewhat cool [10:13] <FortressOfNight> it's going to rank you by ducks [10:13] <GuacamoleCCXR> but like, if it's a ranking system that doesn't force you to buy ToD tickets [10:13] <FortressOfNight> more BONUS DUCKS = higher rank [10:14] <GuacamoleCCXR> or you know, just throw all people with purple hats on a server because that totally defines how good you are, amirite [10:14] <A Walruse> uh [10:14] <A Walruse> you play 3 games at normal skill and it calculates out your MMR from there on [10:14] <A Walruse> something like that [10:14] <FortressOfNight> yes [10:14] <FortressOfNight> but the tf2 team is like 1.5 people total [10:14] <GuacamoleCCXR> that would be pretty good actually [10:14] <FortressOfNight> .5 people aabicus who they hired to write blog posts like 2 years ago idk if he even does that anymore [10:15] <652Graystripe> Darn right. [10:15] <A Walruse> well i mean /someone/ has to work on tf2 if they're adding something big like that [10:16] <FortressOfNight> tru [10:16] <FortressOfNight> pretty sure i heard something like 3/4 of a year ago about this matchmaking stuff [10:16] <FortressOfNight> and a spy vs engi update [10:17] <A Walruse> Luna really doesn't get picked often enough tho [10:17] <A Walruse> i literally have never seen a Luna in a match unless picked by me [10:18] <FortressOfNight> u wot [10:19] <FortressOfNight> o/ [10:25] <FortressOfNight> test. [10:25] <Paulinekovaleva> tested [10:26] <FortressOfNight> yay [10:26] <Alemas2005> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azEwNvK_460s.jpg [10:26] <FortressOfNight> gg [10:28] <Paulinekovaleva> (y) [10:28] <FortressOfNight> c: [10:31] <Lunaicus> what luna what [10:31] <Lunaicus> oh not me game thing right [10:31] <FortressOfNight> xD [10:33] <A Walruse> not you [10:33] <A Walruse> unless this is you [10:33] <A Walruse> http://img03.deviantart.net/12d6/i/2015/134/1/6/yass_luna_yass_by_thedurrrrian-d8tbzj7.jpg [10:33] <Lunaicus> WHAT IF IT IS [10:33] <Paulinekovaleva> (gasp) [10:33] <FortressOfNight> hot [10:34] <A Walruse> thats why im asking [10:34] <Paulinekovaleva> no idea who that is, but the animal she is riding is amazing [10:34] <Paulinekovaleva> so there [10:34] <FortressOfNight> ikr [10:35] <A Walruse> it's a.. cut lion thing tha's blue? [10:35] <A Walruse> it's called Nova, that's all we kow [10:35] <FortressOfNight> that's all you knw [10:35] <FortressOfNight> u srs [10:37] <A Walruse> not my fault her lore doesn't specify [10:37] <FortressOfNight> mmmhmmmm [10:37] <FortressOfNight> another reason dota is inferior /s [10:38] <A Walruse> inferior to what [10:38] <FortressOfNight> other mobas idk [10:38] <A Walruse> nah [10:38] <A Walruse> already the fact that Dota has Luna and Legion Commander makes it better than all other mobas [10:39] <FortressOfNight> * FortressOfNight grumbles [10:40] <FortressOfNight> does it have fourth wall breaking [10:40] <A Walruse> dont think so [10:40] <FortressOfNight> thus inferior [10:42] <652Graystripe> Mm? [10:43] <Lunaicus> hm [10:44] <FortressOfNight> mh [10:45] <Paulinekovaleva> mhm [10:45] <FortressOfNight> hmh [10:50] <Alemas2005> Eh. [10:51] <FortressOfNight> c: [10:52] <A Walruse> omg i just noticed that if you're afk Luna starts petting her lion thingy [10:52] <A Walruse> this is cute [10:52] <Lunaicus> xD [10:52] <Lunaicus> cool [10:52] <Alemas2005> What "lion thingy"? [10:53] <FortressOfNight> x [10:53] <FortressOfNight> xD* [10:53] <FortressOfNight> amazing [10:53] <FortressOfNight> http://img03.deviantart.net/12d6/i/2015/134/1/6/yass_luna_yass_by_thedurrrrian-d8tbzj7.jpg ale [10:56] <Alemas2005> ...right. [10:56] <FortressOfNight> mhm [10:57] <Alemas2005> Now this is odd. [10:57] <FortressOfNight> hm? [10:57] <Alemas2005> Both Origin and Steam offer The Witcher 3. [10:57] <Alemas2005> They both sell it. :P [10:57] <FortressOfNight> wot. [10:58] <Alemas2005> Yeah, really. [10:58] <FortressOfNight> c'mon, it's not that rare. :P [10:58] <Alemas2005> Oh? [10:58] <FortressOfNight> not all origin games are origin exclusive. (derp)