User blog:Gordax/"Pillage Dat Village!" - A Rap by Rio and Gord

Pillage dat village!

But don't pillage my tillage!

Pillage dat village! P-p-p-pillage dat village!

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-pillage d-dat village, uh!

Uh, uh, pillage dat village!

*Break with Rihanna or someone singing midsong*

I want youuuuuuuu to pillllllllaaaaggggggge dat villlllllaaagggggeeeee.

No pillaging villages. It's not polite!

If you're gonna do it, then do it right!

Can yooooouuuuuu pillllllaaaggggge dat villllllllllaaaaggge with meeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEE?

P-p-p-p-pillage dat village, guuuuuurrrrrlll, baaabbbbbee, honeeeeeeyyyy, yeahhhhh.

UNH. OH. OO. OH YEAH.

*Guitar solo*

Pillage dat village, yeah!

Pillage DA village...village...pillaged...uhn.

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