User:Marcel77799/Chat/Logs/16 July 2016

 [10:18]  I don't care about politics [10:18]  a bunch of civilians managed to control a bunch of tanks? [10:18]  I really don't. [10:18]  Well, per what I just pasted, they didn't have much resistance [10:18]  I can't wait for the Polandball comics about this [10:18]  I mean what [10:18]  Per AP tho :P [10:18]  xD [10:19]  eh if that's the case then this probably isn't going to be a successful coup [10:19]  ^ [10:19]  They're trying not to kill civilians, partially because their whole aim is to be the good guys [10:19]  I can understand the difficulty if the civilians are going to be morons about it [10:20]  *Goes for a super weak team in a game and wins because the other player disconnects* [10:20]  Anyways gtg dinner [10:20]  Bye o/ [10:20] <Keplers> citation needed, official. reuters says you lost like all your facilitie [10:20] <Keplers> *facilities [10:24] <Keplers> "A senior Turkish official says that loyalist forces are gaining control over elements trying to overthrow the government. [10:24] <Keplers> That forces attempting coup have been unable to take over streets in many areas. [10:24] <Keplers> That insecurity will continue for the next 24 hours but will be contained." [10:24] <Keplers> They don't even want the streets, pal [10:24] <Keplers> They have Parliament, police stations, major bridges, and airports [10:26] <Legoanimals750> oops [10:26] <Legoanimals750> Hey, i wonder if FG still wants to live in Turkey. :p [10:27] <Keplers> Her reasoning was probably that it was a pretty stable Middle Eastern country [10:27] <Keplers> That reasoning just died [10:27] <Legoanimals750> Probably [10:27] <Riolu777> Supporters of President Erdogan turned out to Taksim Square in the centre of Istanbul as reports of the attempted coup emerged. [10:27] <Riolu777> [10:27] <Riolu777> There have since been reports of clashes there, with some on Twitter saying that gunfire has been heard near the square. [10:27] <Legoanimals750> and yeah [10:27] <Keplers> I hope the military doesn't kill anyone [10:28] <Riolu777> well now that erdogan loyalists are out and about there are going to be casualties [10:28] <Keplers> They need to assert control over these civilians, but if one person dies then it all falls apart on the international scale [10:28] <Keplers> "It was a massacre!" (bh) [10:28] <Legoanimals750> well, gtg bye o/ [10:29] <HyperFlash Studios> \o [10:29] <BlizardBrick> o/ [10:29] <Riolu777> it's rather telling that I've seen no NATO governments denounce the coup [10:29] <Keplers> Mmm [10:29] <Keplers> I'm also somewhat confused that none of the military outside of the "small group" have done anything [10:30] <Keplers> If it's a "small group," the military should be able to overpower them [10:30] <Keplers> lol this rep from Erdogan's party [10:30] <Riolu777> yeah it's a bunch of civvies that took over those tanks, not military that is surely in support of the govt in the capital? [10:30] <Keplers> it's almost painful her defense of democracy [10:31] <Keplers> "the democracy in turkey is very strong and very healthy" [10:31] <Keplers> def why it looks like a dictatorship to all the actual democracies [10:33] <Keplers> "this group will stop at nothing to get their aims" [10:33] <Keplers> which is why they allowed civilians to overtake a tank [10:33] <Keplers> Pretty sure a tank could make that attack in Nice look like a mosquito bite [10:34] <Keplers> "There are reports that two loud explosions have been heard in the Turkish capital, Ankara." [10:34] <Keplers> There went Parliament? [10:35] <Riolu777> what source? [10:35] <Keplers> "the airports are slowly going to be opened up again" [10:35] <Keplers> I thought these guys were evil [10:35] <Keplers> Sky [10:35] <Riolu777> "military helicopters open fire at national intelligence agency HQ" [10:36] <Keplers> gg [10:36] <Keplers> "Turkish Interior Minister Efkan Ala has said units from the chief of general staff's office, the Turkish armed forces and the police are responding to the attempted coup in the country." [10:36] <Keplers> Looks like there's some military element fighting back, then [10:37] <Riolu777> yeah this isn't going to work in the end [10:38] <Keplers> "A Kremlin spokesman has said that Vladimir Putin is being kept up-to-date about the situation in Turkey." [10:38] <Keplers> As are probably all the world leaders tho [10:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> well there's much they can say without directly taking a side which not many countries are keen to do [10:38] <Keplers> The Commander of Turkey's "First Army" division says those attempting the coup are a small faction and "nothing to worry about". [10:38] <Keplers> Yeah, it's over [10:41] <Keplers> "We are working to solve the problem here. They represent a small group within the First Army Command. There is no cause for concern. We are taking the necessary precautions with (soldiers) who have not joined them and remain within the military chain of command." [10:42] <Keplers> Nothing in NATO's founding 1949 Washington Treaty says anything about intervening in the internal or political affairs of an alliance member, and Turkey kept its NATO membership following past military coups. [10:47] <ItsCryptiid> pass [10:47] <ItsCryptiid> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51bVHtHDnmA [10:47] <HyperFlash Studios> Crypt please don't [10:48] <ItsCryptiid> But MC Ride saw a moth [10:48] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Gandy o/ [10:50] <GandalftheWizard> Hey nya o/ [10:50] <ItsCryptiid> http://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/66430105/my-country-is-about-to-go-into-civil-war [10:50] <ItsCryptiid> KEK [10:50] <ItsCryptiid> "My country is about to go into civil war. Any music for this feel?" [10:51] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I've made a $210 profit rn [10:51] <GandalftheWizard> From what??? [10:51] <HyperFlash Studios> Would you care to explain how? [10:51] <HyperFlash Studios> Crypt, please no links to 4chan [10:51] <ItsCryptiid> Sorry [10:51] <ItsCryptiid> Just thought it was relevantly funny [10:52] <GandalftheWizard> It wasn't, in the eyes of Hype [10:52] <GandalftheWizard> I didn't click the link, so I can't judge for myself [10:52] <HyperFlash Studios> I never said anything about whether or not it was funny (derp) [10:52] <ItsCryptiid> "My country is about to go into civil war. Any music for this feel?" [10:53] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Basically I bought of box of blind box game of thrones figs for 13 dollars plus 20 shipping [10:53] <Skully Of House Lannister> so turkey is a clusterfrick [10:53] <Wolf nya of House Stark> And each box contains 12 boxes [10:54] <GandalftheWizard> And you sold them for $210 more than you bought them??? [10:54] <Slicer Vorzakh> the person they have in sky news is terrible [10:54] <Keplers> ikr [10:55] <Wolf nya of House Stark> 20x12 is 240 - 30 = 210 [10:56] <Wolf nya of House Stark> So I just made myself 210 dollars (cool) [10:56] <HyperFlash Studios> Did you actually sell them [10:56] <HyperFlash Studios> Or is this an estimate [10:57] <Wolf nya of House Stark> An estimate [10:57] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I'm going off ebay sale histories [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> lel [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> estimate [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> anyway [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> im seeing the red hot chili peppers tonightr [10:57] <HyperFlash Studios> Cool [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> havent seen them in four years so [10:57] <Skully Of House Lannister> this is good [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> ayayayayay [10:58] <HyperFlash Studios> That's awesome [10:58] <Wolf nya of House Stark> They said it should ship from 21st to the 3rd [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> also hype [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> it just announced [10:58] <GandalftheWizard> Does anyone have an idea what a widget should look like??? [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> the prepatch is being [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> released [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> in four days [10:58] <HyperFlash Studios> 4 days [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> yes [10:58] <Skully Of House Lannister> i want to kill m manno before then [10:58] <HyperFlash Studios> Wowwww [10:59] <Skully Of House Lannister> did i tell you [10:59] <Skully Of House Lannister> we got down to 6% [10:59] <Skully Of House Lannister> then the next night 4% [10:59] <Skully Of House Lannister> last night we got him down to 2% twice [10:59] <Pacman87> Did you hear about the [10:59] <Pacman87> oh who am I kidding] [10:59] <Skully Of House Lannister> if we beat him we'll be in the top 5.6% of groups worldwide yay [11:00] <Pacman87> turkey needs to chill [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> yes [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> ikr [11:00] <Pacman87> im sure watching star wars 8 would fix it [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> damn it turkey [11:00] <HyperFlash Studios> Top 5.6% worldwide [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> yes [11:00] <HyperFlash Studios> (Derp) [11:00] <Pacman87> "Terrorist attack in Fra-Turkey's government was taken over!" [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> k [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> the france attack [11:00] <Skully Of House Lannister> i get shivers [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> imaging how awful that mustve been [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> like a gun attack is one thing [11:01] <Pacman87> I had trouble sleeping because of it [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> but this guy damaged 84 bodies to the point of death using a /truck/ [11:01] <Pacman87> imagine getting run over [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> that must've been [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> so [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> freaking [11:01] <HyperFlash Studios> It's rather unsettling [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> gruesome [11:01] <HyperFlash Studios> Keddy c: [11:01] <Pacman87> ked &lt;3 [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> like [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> just [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> ugh [11:01] <Pacman87> good news [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> i keep seeing people just going under the wheels [11:01] <Pacman87> I went to go see Ghostbusters [11:01] <Wolf nya of House Stark> KED [11:01] <HyperFlash Studios> o/ [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> oh god pac [11:01] <Legoanimals750> o/ [11:01] <Skully Of House Lannister> how bad [11:02] <Pacman87> it was actually hilarious [11:02] <Ked830> aw skul [11:02] <Pacman87> I liked it [11:02] <GandalftheWizard> Hey Ked o/ [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> ew [11:02] <Ked830> im sorry that got stuck in your head [11:02] <GandalftheWizard> And Web o/ [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> i saw a video of the attack [11:02] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I MADE ABOUT 210 BUCKS TONIGHT [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> you just see a crowd of people [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> and a truck mowing them down [11:02] <Ked830> hai ava [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> its unsettling real and yet also surreal [11:02] <Ked830> gosh [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> its [11:02] <Ked830> blegh [11:02] <Skully Of House Lannister> super disturbing [11:02] <HyperFlash Studios> Because Alemas isn't here: Caps (UD) [11:02] <Avalair> ugh skul [11:02] <Ked830> i imagine [11:02] <Avalair> that video [11:03] <Avalair> also why is singing so annoying sometimes [11:03] <Skully Of House Lannister> im ready to hear singing tonight [11:03] <Skully Of House Lannister> rhcp concert [11:03] <Skully Of House Lannister> im readdddy [11:03] <Avalair> i have auditions tomorrow [11:03] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Ked [11:03] <Avalair> also update on auditions: [11:03] <Wolf nya of House Stark> did you see what I said? [11:03] <Avalair> Im actually doing a duet with my friend who is auditioning for belle [11:03] <Ked830> yes nya [11:03] <Avalair> so [11:04] <Ked830> good luck ava (Derp) [11:04] <Avalair> thats less difficult :P [11:04] <Avalair> I'll let you know what part I get on Monday (derp4) [11:04] <Ked830> alrighty XD [11:05] <HyperFlash Studios> Yey (derp) [11:06] <Ked830> i did something for pokemon go again with my cousin today.. XD [11:06] <Ked830> he wants me to get it [11:06] <Ked830> but [11:06] <Wolf nya of House Stark> POKEMON [11:06] <Ked830> i don't want to get addicted to it [11:06] <Wolf nya of House Stark> (hype) [11:06] <HyperFlash Studios> Ironically [11:06] <HyperFlash Studios> Right after you said pokemon go [11:07] <HyperFlash Studios> Miitomo sent a notification on my phone (derp) [11:07] <HyperFlash Studios> Like "Don't forget about me" (derp) [11:07] <Ked830> hah XD [11:07] <Legoanimals750> Pfft. :P [11:07] <Ked830> Don't forget ab-ou-bou-bou-bou-bout me [11:08] <Legoanimals750> I didn't care about that app either. :P [11:09] <GandalftheWizard> I've never played Pokémon in my life, so :P [11:09] <GandalftheWizard> Neither do I :P [11:09] <Ked830> i've never played it either but it's still fun to do (Derp) [11:10] <Ked830> I'd not want to play it alone though [11:10] <Legoanimals750> How's the walking? :P [11:10] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I can resit all 151 Pokemon, what levels they evolve at, what areas/games they can be found in AND tell your their shiny form colours [11:10] <Ked830> Hm? [11:10] <Avalair> lol miranda sings playing pokemon go [11:10] <Ked830> In general? [11:11] <HyperFlash Studios> Recite? [11:11] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Aye [11:11] <Legoanimals750> Don't you need to walk to find them? :P [11:11] <Ked830> yea [11:11] <Avalair> there are over 700 pokemon nya [11:11] <Ked830> and to get to pokestops [11:11] <Avalair> :P [11:11] <Legoanimals750> So how's that? :P [11:11] <Avalair> its really fun imo [11:11] <Avalair> you meet cool people [11:11] <Avalair> :3 [11:11] <Wolf nya of House Stark> But I can name all the first gen Pokemon [11:11] <Avalair> ah [11:12] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I know there's over 700 Pokemon [11:12] <Avalair> (derp) [11:12] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I've nearly complete the Pokedex [11:12] <Wolf nya of House Stark> just need some event legendaries [11:12] <Keplers> "President Obama has urged support for "democratically-elected" Turkish government." [11:12] <Ked830> well me and my cousin and grandparents and sisters were alllll out eating food, and there were two pokestops down the block and we went to collect them [11:12] <Ked830> so the walking is okay depending on where you are [11:12] <Avalair> ked are you the eldest sister [11:12] <Legoanimals750> Hmm, ok [11:12] <Ked830> yes [11:12] <Wolf nya of House Stark> A skype friend of my has a Pokestop outside his house [11:13] <Avalair> omg why is that so adorable [11:13] <Avalair> xD [11:13] <Ked830> i was the oldest cousin too [11:13] <Ked830> aw [11:13] <Avalair> thats me as well :P [11:13] <Ked830> im adorable yay XD [11:13] <Ked830> [11:13] <Avalair> i was born far before the other cousins and siblings [11:13] <Avalair> im the oldest by 5 years [11:13] <Ked830> hai guac [11:13] <GuacamoleCCXR> what the hell is happening in turkey [11:13] <Legoanimals750> I have cousins that are like 9 years older then me. :p [11:13] <Ked830> I am the third oldest cousin [11:14] <Wolf nya of House Stark> * Wolf nya of House Stark vanishes as the topic changes from Pokemon [11:14] <Ked830> on my dad's side [11:14] <Avalair> actually I do have a single cousin thats older than me but we only like met her once [11:14] <Avalair> shes a lesbian and had a really rough life [11:14] <Avalair> her mom is nuts [11:14] <Pacman87> ked is adorbs [11:14] <GuacamoleCCXR> i swear in a couple decades kids will hate 2016 because everything that's important in the 2010s will have happened in this year and they'll need to study it for their tests [11:15] <Ked830> yay i have my wallet again [11:16] <Keplers> There was America legalizing gay marriage [11:16] <Legoanimals750> But that was last year [11:16] <Keplers> Exactly [11:16] <Wolf nya of House Stark> WHOW GAY RIGHTS (&lt;3) [11:17] <GuacamoleCCXR> implying that matters in the grand scheme of things [11:17] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Oh come on [11:17] <GuacamoleCCXR> i'm talking geopolitics [11:17] <Wolf nya of House Stark> the heart's changed? [11:18] <Keplers> It matters over here [11:18] <Keplers> It'll be yuuuuuuge [11:18] <Ked830> oh that reminds me [11:18] <Legoanimals750> So brexit and Turkey's coup?@Guac [11:18] <Keplers> They're going to compare it to women's rights and black rights [11:18] <Wolf nya of House Stark> http://shadowhowler1.deviantart.com/art/Machgaogamon-Sprite-621784699 [11:18] <GuacamoleCCXR> trump becoming president of the united states might matter more [11:18] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Ked [11:18] <Wolf nya of House Stark> look at it [11:18] <Keplers> Turkey's coup won't matter in the future [11:18] <Ked830> Keps I saw this old guy at Costco with a Trump hat like yours [11:18] <Keplers> Trump's presidency and Brexit will tho [11:18] <Ked830> and it reminded me of you c: [11:18] <Ked830> [11:18] <Keplers> ... that's not a good thing [11:19] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Look at the link I sent [11:19] <Legoanimals750> Lol [11:19] <Ked830> why nya [11:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> brexit is iffy [11:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> go watch cgp grey's video on it, you'll know why [11:19] <Keplers> If Brexit HAPPENS, it will be [11:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> it may more way not have serious effects [11:19] <GuacamoleCCXR> *may or may not [11:20] <Ked830> test [11:20] <Ked830> kay [11:21] <Wolf nya of House Stark> test [11:22] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Ked it's my Pixel art [11:22] <Ked830> and? [11:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> /pol/ is losing its crap about the turkey coup though [11:23] <Wolf nya of House Stark> I want you to look at it [11:24] <Keplers> The F-16 was loyalist [11:24] <GuacamoleCCXR> to quote /pol/ [11:24] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Because artiest like when other people comment on their art [11:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> are all those fighter jets in the sky loyalist? [11:25] <GuacamoleCCXR> &gt;༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY SECULAR TROOPS ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ [11:25] <Slicer Vorzakh> it seems that the coup only have russian helis [11:25] <Avalair> does anyone even know whats happening right now [11:25] <GuacamoleCCXR> they had tanks open fire at the parliament [11:25] <Legoanimals750> Nope @ Ava [11:25] <Avalair> because it seems that the world is just in disarray over this :p [11:26] <GuacamoleCCXR> airbases are mostly under direct NATO control so I'm guessing the jets are mostly loyalist [11:26] <Keplers> It seems like the coup is screwed [11:26] <Avalair> I mean how powerful can you really be if unarmed citizens are able to sieze your tanks [11:26] <Keplers> 1st Army commander said they were just a few members of the 1st Army and the majority of the division is loyalist [11:27] <Keplers> Ava, if you're trying to go for a nonviolent approach, you may have to let that happen [11:27] <Keplers> Unfortunately nonviolent approaches won't overthrow governments [11:27] <Avalair> Are they though? :P [11:27] <Slicer Vorzakh> apparently there is absolutely no security at ataturk airport [11:27] <Keplers> They were preaching "humanitarianism" and "democracy" [11:27] <Slicer Vorzakh> good thing Istanbul airport has been very sage recently [11:27] <Keplers> I'm pretty certain that ties in with not shooting civilians [11:27] <Slicer Vorzakh> sage [11:27] <Slicer Vorzakh> safe [11:28] <Legoanimals750> "We have a tank" "We just took your tank" [11:28] <Keplers> A tank should be capable of absolutely blowing the hell out of civilians [11:28] <Keplers> If they LET the civilians take it, that's telling that they aren't willing to fight unarmed people [11:28] <GuacamoleCCXR> you could literally just take out an indefinite amount of civilians with a tank without even resorting to the use of weaponry [11:29] <Slicer Vorzakh> well one of the tank opeartors shot at the crows before being taken over [11:29] <GuacamoleCCXR> as long as you can drive forward [11:29] <GuacamoleCCXR> i'm guessing that's not the message they want to convey though [11:29] <Legoanimals750> Probably not [11:30] <Legoanimals750> "Stand with us or we'll run you over" [11:30] <GuacamoleCCXR> to be honest though [11:30] <GuacamoleCCXR> secular troops&lt;3 [11:30] <Keplers> I was hoping the coup would succeed and maybe improve the Kurds' situation [11:30] <GuacamoleCCXR> yes [11:31] <Keplers> "The democratic order in Turkey must be respected and all must be done to protect lives, German Chancellor Angela Merkel's spokesman has said on Twitter." [11:31] <Wolf nya of House Stark> Ked did you look at it? [11:31] <Keplers> "US Secretary of State John Kerry has said that he emphasised 'absolute support for Turkey's democratically elected, civilian government and democratic institutions' in a phone call with Turkey's Foreign Minister." [11:31] <Keplers> What democratic elections (steve) [11:32] <Legoanimals750> But I can't have you landing in Germany. :P [11:32] <Keplers> I'm pretty sure they're just trying to spew crap that sounds nice for the camera [11:32] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754089603422883840 OH BUCK OFF [11:32] <Keplers> Also the coup is going under and it wouldn't look good to support them [11:33] <Keplers> https://twitter.com/phiI94/status/754089836106178561 [11:33] <Keplers> language warning [11:33] <Keplers> https://twitter.com/pjjonasson/status/754090447522369536 [11:34] <GuacamoleCCXR> if the coup fails [11:34] <GuacamoleCCXR> say hello to the islamic state of turkey [11:35] <Keplers> Ottoman Empire 2016 [11:36] <GuacamoleCCXR> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1468624335252.jpg cool security camera footage tho [11:36] <Ked830> wow [11:36] <Legoanimals750> Tanks [11:37] <Keplers> Whoo [11:37] <Legoanimals750> (y) [11:37] <Keplers> What kind of tanks even are those [11:37] <Keplers> One of the left looks modern, but not Abrams or Leopard [11:38] <GuacamoleCCXR> it's not Russian [11:38] <Keplers> Oh, hm [11:38] <Keplers> Might be a Leopard 1, Turkey does have those [11:38] <Keplers> Yeah, it's definitely not Russian [11:39] <Keplers> Noo, doesn't match the Leopard 1 turret [11:40] <Ked830> i don't think it's smaller but *shrug* [11:41] <HyperFlash Studios> Hmm [11:41] <HyperFlash Studios> Let me get my glasses (derp) [11:41] <Ked830> Haiiiii Rio [11:41] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vufd_4rups [11:41] <HyperFlash Studios> The one on the right looks a bit smaller, Keps [11:41] <GuacamoleCCXR> it's just camera I think [11:41] <GuacamoleCCXR> it's smaller, but not substantially so [11:41] <Ked830> wow [11:43] <Keplers> Given the tanks Turkey uses, it's a Sabra (heavily modified M60 Patton) or a Leopard [11:44] <Keplers> Turkish national intelligence spokesman says coup attempt has been "repelled". [11:45] <Ked830> apparently i need food to liv [11:45] <Ked830> live [11:45] <Ked830> so [11:45] <Ked830> i gtg, see ya'll later (Derp) [11:45] <GuacamoleCCXR> loyalist propaganda have been saying that since the star [11:45] <GuacamoleCCXR> start [11:45] <GuacamoleCCXR> not sure if valid [11:46] <HyperFlash Studios> Hey again Sam o/ [11:46] <SamanthaNguyen1116> o/ [11:46] <Keplers> Yeah [11:46] <Legoanimals750> o/ [11:46] <Keplers> A report after that mentions parliament got bombed [11:47] <Keplers> Aaand a blast in Istanbul three minutes ago [11:47] <HyperFlash Studios> Be back in a bit [11:47] <HyperFlash Studios> \o [11:48] <Riolu777> turkish military opened fire on crowds on istanbul bridge [11:48] <Keplers> old [11:49] <Legoanimals750> No surprise [11:53] <Legoanimals750> Wow so quiet [11:53] <Keplers> lel two military jets just flew by while she was speaking [11:54] <Keplers> "There are more conflicting reports - a spokesman for Turkey's MIT spy agency says the situation is 'back to normal' after the coup attempt." [11:54] <Legoanimals750> I think everyone can see that it's not [11:55] <Keplers> It should be noted that this is far from the first coup [11:57] <GuacamoleCCXR> supposed dogfights over Ankara [11:57] <Riolu777> there's a lot, that's why I'm done looking at the updates for now [11:57] <Keplers> Hah [11:57] <Keplers> Have you seen his facetime [11:57] <Keplers> i think it cuts him off mid-sentence [11:58] <Keplers> A senior EU source monitoring the situation said: "It looks like a relatively well orchestrated coup by a significant body of the military, not just a few colonels. They've got control of the airports and are expecting control over the TV station imminently. They control several strategic points in Istanbul. [11:58] <Keplers> [11:58] <Keplers> "Given the scale of the operation, it is difficult to imagine they will stop short of prevailing. It's not just a few colonels," the source repeated. [11:58] <Keplers> Note that this is before they took state TV [12:02] <GuacamoleCCXR> https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952 oh look [12:03] <Keplers> Whoaa [12:06] <GuacamoleCCXR> he's going back to Istanbul apparently [12:08] <AmazingPythor> Why is Mick Jagger having an 8th child at 72 [12:08] <Keplers> why would he go back to istanbul [12:08] <Keplers> AP I'm surprised his heart didn't give out during conception [12:08] <GandalftheWizard> test [12:09] <Keplers> "Hey guys, I'm back, we contro--" [12:09] <Keplers> *Plane is shot down by military* [12:09] <HyperFlash Studios> I have returned [12:09] <AmazingPythor> And he's dating a 29 year old because of course he is. [12:09] <AmazingPythor> &gt;Talking about celebrity nonsense during a military coup [12:09] <AmazingPythor> o/ times 3 [12:09] <Keplers> I'm pretty sure the mother is just doing it so she can say she had sex with Mick Jagger [12:10] <Keplers> /WHY is he going to Istanbul/ [12:11] <HyperFlash Studios> Alemas isn't around to complain about all the self linking I'm doing/a&gt; [12:11] <HyperFlash Studios> How did the &gt;:D face turn into /a&gt; [12:13] <GuacamoleCCXR> i would dance with joy if i saw the plane to go down on flightradar24 in real time [12:13] <Keplers> lol [12:13] <Keplers> That would be pretty cool [12:13] <Slicer Vorzakh> what's it's registration [12:13] <Keplers> And a bit morbid [12:13] <Keplers> https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952 [12:15] <HyperFlash Studios> I'm off to get the next lucky edit badge [12:15] <HyperFlash Studios> (derp) [12:15] <AmazingPythor> ... :{P [12:15] <Keplers> We-ell it may not be going to Istanbul [12:16] <HyperFlash Studios> I wonder if I have wikia set to wikia time or to CST [12:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> according to flight aware that was it's most revent flight plan [12:16] <GuacamoleCCXR> nah it's approaching atatürk and it's only 1.5 thousand feet up [12:17] <Keplers> That's still pretty fricking idiotic [12:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> RestAPI commands [12:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> woops [12:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/TRK1-1462445806-ed-0002:2 [12:18] <HyperFlash Studios> lel [12:18] <Keplers> We-ell [12:19] <Keplers> The tanks that were taken over were at Atatürk [12:20] <GuacamoleCCXR> i'm not getting any information out of this [12:20] <HyperFlash Studios> Don't mind me [12:20] <GandalftheWizard> &lt;strong&gt;I wonder if this will be made bold by my HTML...&lt;/strong&gt; [12:20] <GuacamoleCCXR> is the airport coup controlled or not [12:20] <GandalftheWizard> GAH! IT DOESNT WORK [12:20] <HyperFlash Studios> There's no HTML [12:20] <HyperFlash Studios> Only chat tags [12:20] <Keplers> The plane froze on FR24 [12:20] <Keplers> Not sure [12:20] <Avalair> I MEAN ITS CRAZY [12:20] <Avalair> WE FINISH EACHOTHERS [12:20] <GuacamoleCCXR> i just went through 8 statements of which 4 say one thing and 4 say the other [12:20] <Keplers> sandwiches [12:20] <GandalftheWizard> Then how did you do the &lt;a&gt; tags to make links??? [12:20] <Avalair> THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY [12:21] <Avalair> jerk [12:21] <Avalair> *slaps* [12:21] <HyperFlash Studios> You don't :P [12:21] <AmazingPythor> (wo) [12:21] <Slicer Vorzakh> lots of Turkish Airlines flights are returning to ataturk so I think it's possible he could be returning [12:21] <AmazingPythor> Oh yeah [12:21] <AmazingPythor> Btw I won't be on to mod tomorrow. :P [12:21] <Keplers> Uh, I don't see his flight on the map [12:21] <HyperFlash Studios> [12:21] <GandalftheWizard> ...Then how do you make links, Hype??? :P [12:21] <Keplers> Ah, landed [12:21] <HyperFlash Studios> /why/ [12:21] <GuacamoleCCXR> it landed [12:21] <HyperFlash Studios> Chat tags, Gandalf :P [12:21] <GuacamoleCCXR> 0ft [12:22] <HyperFlash Studios> Specifically double brackets [12:22] <Slicer Vorzakh> did it say that on fr24? [12:22] <Avalair> XD [12:22] <GandalftheWizard> –  These or  These??? [12:22] <Keplers> For a moment I was excited [12:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> yes [12:22] <HyperFlash Studios> no [12:22] <Keplers> These [12:22] <GandalftheWizard> *[[ [12:22] <GandalftheWizard> Ah, ok [12:22] <HyperFlash Studios> There you go (derp) [12:22] <Avalair>  – [12:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> yeah i read a thing about coup tanks rolling onto the runway? apparently not though [12:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> would have been dank [12:22] <HyperFlash Studios>  (dwi)  [12:22] <GandalftheWizard> &lt;a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/wacky-widgets-wip/6572937812770816"&gt;https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/wacky-widgets-wip/6572937812770816]] [12:23] <Avalair> }}( 0 . 0 )(0 . 0){{