User blog:Oreh-Wen/The life lesson of the old man and his son

One day there was a goat, but this goat was not ordinary like all the other goats in the show, he was a star.

One day this goat left the place and found a new more awesomer place, the other goats loved it and so did he, so he left and found a cane, a candy cane, and then he went to sleep.

The next morning she awoke and then ate the candy cane, she felt refreshed, she just felt like being a confusing moron, so she went back to the goats and ate them, after all it was feeding time and she was a hungry bear.

A few hours past as they just walked down the street, the bear didn't know who they were, so they went over and asked them, the shadowy figure that the chicken had seen earlier vanished though before they got to it, so they decided to head for the hills since it wasn't long before Lazarus destroyed the town.

So when she got to where the old man told her to go she realized it was Sparta, almost the most bested place in the name of humanity, and what was even better was nobody got arrested, they had all made it there across the desert the old man warned them about.

So Lazarus DID destroy the city like the old man in arlanzus' dream told her, but the goat decided it was for the best.

Later that day though, they found out the goat was actually the old man, be she didn't know that yet.

So what have we learned? that you shouldn't have clicked this.