User blog:Alemas2005/Today's Creepypasta Victim: Keps - Viewer Discretion Advised


 * Alemas2005 KEPS, I WILL GET YOU.
 * Welcome, Keplers! Please remember to follow the Chat Rules! That means YOU!
 * 11:13 Alemas2005 I WANT YOUR HOUSE, YOUR HOMEWORK, YOUR SCHOOL, YOUR LIFE.
 * YOUR EVERYTHING.
 * 11:13 Keplers What the.....?
 * 11:14 Alemas2005 IGNORANCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE.
 * YOU KNOW ME WELL.
 * 11:15 Keplers Uh huh.
 * 11:15 Alemas2005 ONE DAY, I WILL GET YOU, AND I WILL TAKE EVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROOOOOOOOOOOOM YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU.
 * 11:16 Keplers *Shoots you.*
 * 11:16 Alemas2005 YOU REALISED WHAT YOU JUST DID?
 * I EXIST IN YOUR MIND ONLY.
 * 11:16 Keplers
 * No.
 * 11:16 Alemas2005 I'M A FANTASY.
 * 11:16 Keplers PThat is a ugly emote, BTW.
 * 11:17 Alemas2005 YOU'VE JUST SHOT AT YOUR PC SCREEN.
 * YOU'VE DESTROYED IT.
 * 11:17 Keplers Ah.... But this is an iPad.
 * 11:17 Alemas2005 I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE.
 * 11:17 Keplers
 * 11:17 Alemas2005 YOUR ELECTRONIC GADGET.
 * 11:18 Keplers
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:18 Alemas2005 IN THE END, I'LL CLAIM EVERYTHING YOU OWN AND CHERISH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:18 Keplers *Mentally destroys you.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:18 Alemas2005 I'M EVERYWHERE.
 * YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:19 Keplers *MENTALLY. DESTROYS. YOU.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:19 Alemas2005 THOU SHALT NOT ESCAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:19 Keplers *YOU. ARE. MENTALLY. DESTORYED.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:19 Alemas2005 I AM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Keplers *Scratches head.*
 * You're creepy pasta, right?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Alemas2005 I AM IN YOUR EYES, YOUR BRAIN, EVERY SCREEN IN YOUR WORLD.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Keplers
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Alemas2005 IN YOUR WORLD, EVERY WORLD.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Keplers Just a compound noun creepy pasta?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Alemas2005 YOUR ATTEMPTS AT DRIVING ME OFF COURSE ARE FUTILE AND WASTEFUL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:20 Keplers So I can eat you, right?
 * okay, then...
 * *Adds some Parmesan and sauce.*
 * *Twirls you on fork.*
 * *Consumes you.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:21 Alemas2005 YOU'VE JUST EATEN YOUR SHOT IPAD.
 * WITH PARMESAN AND SAUCE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:21 Keplers
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:21 Alemas2005 I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED YOUR HEALTH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:21 Keplers *Relishes it.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:22 Alemas2005 YOU'LL SOON DIE.
 * AND IF YOU THINK I'LL DIE TOO, YOU ARE WRONG.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:22 Keplers *Ignores you.*
 * *Laughs at your worthless plea and plays a song.*
 * *Its a good song.*
 * *Queen had played it once.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:22 Alemas2005 I'LL JUMP TO ANOTHER INTERESTING PERSON.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:23 Keplers
 * *Laughs.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:23 Alemas2005 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
 * YOUR IPAD PASTA?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:23 Keplers *Doubles over and gives the world a destroyed iPad with Parmesan and sauce.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:23 Alemas2005 YOUR PARENTS WILL COME NOW IN YOUR BEDROOM.
 * THEY'LL ASK WHY YOU DID THIS.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:24 Keplers This ain't my bedroom, I'diot.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:24 Alemas2005 CALL ME THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL MELT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:24 Keplers Aha.
 * cheap copy of Hakann, here.
 * i ought to mount you on a trophy.
 * and show the world the trophy.
 * and then explain that this is really what someone who cheaply copies a BIONICLE character becomes.
 * Keplers has decided to try out the real world for a change.
 * Welcome, Keplers! Please remember to follow the Chat Rules! That means YOU!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:28 Keplers PHm.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:28 Alemas2005 I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Keplers Yaay.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Alemas2005 NOW I'LL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Keplers So assertive.
 * PDid you see?
 * i said it like "Yaay." IM SO ASSERTIVE!!!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Alemas2005 *YOU FALL DOWN IN SCREAMING AGONY*   *STATIC*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:30 Keplers *Cameraman looks around. Runs.*
 * Keplers has decided to try out the real world for a change.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Keplers So assertive.
 * PDid you see?
 * i said it like "Yaay." IM SO ASSERTIVE!!!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:29 Alemas2005 *YOU FALL DOWN IN SCREAMING AGONY*   *STATIC*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(156,156,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">11:30 Keplers *Cameraman looks around. Runs.*
 * Keplers has decided to try out the real world for a change.