User:Obi the LEGO Fan/Chat/Logs/7 July 2015

 [04:47]  o/ [04:48]  Why you no give these hot wheels to the white walmart in my town, Mattel?? (yuno) [04:49]  Wait, the Walmart in your town only allows white people in? Do you live in Alabama or something? [04:49]  GA. :P [04:49]  There's like four walmarts in this town, but only one with a lot of white people. :P [04:50]  Waaaar 200 years of waaaaar fight til we are no mooooore, a curse on the streets of gooooold. [04:50]  Great song [04:50]  Hi Keps. o/ [04:50]  Hey fellow history fan o/ [04:50]  (Derp) [04:50]  no u rus [04:50]  Keps is like the Bill Cosby of the LMBW [04:50]  the black walmart is called goodwill [04:50]  get with the times [04:50]  OMG SO TRUE [04:50] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> but so racist [04:50] <FortressOfNight> lol [04:51] <Legofrodo12> Wow Keps. xD [04:51] <Keplers> I'd be the Bill Cosby of LMBW [04:51] <RusMan> Wow keplers :p [04:51] <Vonness11`> the black walmart is called we didn't call the fire truck in time [04:51] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> He's funny, but you never forget those encounters he has had with women [04:51] <Keplers> But I'd need to pull a reverse-Michael Jackson [04:51] <Keplers> LAWL LDC [04:51] <Keplers> Von :p [04:51] <Keplers> not sure if burnt building or racist :p [04:51] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [04:52] <RusMan> Oooh chvrches sounds similar to porter c: [04:52] <Vonness11`> burnt building [04:52] <Vonness11`> c: [04:52] <Keplers> chvrches does sound similar to porter [04:52] <Keplers> wow [04:52] <Keplers> never guessed [04:52] <RusMan> Keplers do you listen to Porter Robinson? :p [04:52] <Keplers> Are we all Romans nov? [04:52] <Keplers> No more "vv"s? [04:52] <RusMan> V is five (derp) [04:53] <Keplers> Alright. It will be weird to type my name as "Cepler" forever. [04:53] <Keplers> Thancs. [04:53] <RusMan> inb4 yds [04:53] <Vonness11`> I lice trains [04:53] <RusMan> I lice frodo :) [04:53] <Keplers> I go to chvrch on svnday and vednesday [04:53] <Keplers> screv this speling [04:54] <RusMan> Bugger ovv [04:54] <Vonness11`> i can't even cey vyko right [04:54] <Obi the LEGO Fan> ...what [04:54] <Legofrodo12> Hv'w's yvurs [04:54] <Bioniclefan1> Kelplers [04:54] <Vonness11`> or (vd) [04:54] <Keplers> I'm vsing Latin spelling, Obi. [04:54] <RusMan> tace me to chvrch [04:54] <Bioniclefan1> That's a good way to spell his name [04:54] <FortressOfNight> tase me to church [04:54] <FortressOfNight> * FortressOfNight convulses [04:54] <Obi the LEGO Fan> i'll worship like a dog [04:54] <Keplers> The cind withvt a lot of letters. [04:54] <Vonness11`> *resists singing halestorm* [04:54] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> Bio [04:55] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> Why the North Korean flag avvie [04:55] <RusMan> :p [04:55] <Bioniclefan1> :p [04:55] <Bioniclefan1> Its my flag [04:55] <Bioniclefan1> Its the Biofan Flag [04:55] <Vonness11`> git gvd skvb [04:55] <Vonness11`> *skrvb [04:55] <Keplers> Biofan1 defected to North Korea late 2013. [04:55] <Bioniclefan1> That just so happens to look just like the North Korean flag [04:55] <Keplers> He has been feeding American military secrets ever since. [04:55] <Vonness11`> afk [04:55] <Keplers> HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY LANDED ON THE SUN [04:55] <RusMan> Bioniclefan is Kim Jong Un confirmed. 2k15 [04:55] <Bioniclefan1> No [04:55] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> Dude, you can still see the star behind that MB avvie [04:55] <Keplers> WITH OUR TECHNOLOGY [04:55] <FortressOfNight> knewi t [04:56] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> Sick Microsoft Paint skills [04:56] <Bioniclefan1> I will take over North Korea [04:56] <RusMan> Oh really [04:56] <Bioniclefan1> And show them what REAL oppression feels like [04:56] <Keplers> I'm not the only one who went to his page to see, right? :p [04:56] <RusMan> Or free the people. c: [04:56] <Bioniclefan1> Meh [04:56] <RusMan> No youre not keps :p [04:56] <Bioniclefan1> Why would I free them? [04:56] <Keplers> I once knew a guy who went to Pyongyang to say, "FREE THE POPULACE OF NORTH KOREA." [04:56] <Bioniclefan1> My flag also says "oppression" [04:57] <RusMan> Because you are supposed to. c: [04:57] <RusMan> &gt;once knew [04:57] <Keplers> Last I heard from him was on CNN when they mentioned an American tourist was arrested and executed for speaking against the regime [04:57] <Bioniclefan1> But they're so much better as my eternal slaves [04:57] <RusMan> He is dead or in labour camp now? :p [04:57] <Keplers> ... [04:57] <FortressOfNight> people can go to nk? [04:57] <FortressOfNight> since when [04:57] <Keplers> read above message [04:57] <Bioniclefan1> gtg [04:57] <TheShadowAssassin> o/ [04:57] <RusMan> Yes I read it keps [04:57] <Keplers> Fort he also illegally crossed the border [04:58] <FortressOfNight> but how [04:58] <FortressOfNight> the DMZ? [04:58] <Keplers> He snuck onto Dennis Rodman's flight [04:58] <RusMan> Fort you CAN get into north korea [04:58] <Bioniclefan1> But that's the only way to cross borders [04:58] <RusMan> Just takes forever. [04:58] <FortressOfNight> * FortressOfNight pretends to know what kep is refrring to [04:58] <Keplers> technically north korea is a warzone [04:58] <Keplers> Dennis Rodman is an all-star basketball player who thinks that North Korea is a good place [04:59] <Keplers> He hangs out with Kim Jong Un a lot [04:59] <FortressOfNight> lol [04:59] <Keplers> I don't think anyone with half of a brain takes him seriously [04:59] <LondonDauntlessCorvair963> gtg [04:59] <FortressOfNight> ofc [04:59] <Keplers> O/ [04:59] <TheShadowAssassin> What if they have a quarter of a brain? [04:59] <TheShadowAssassin> Bye LDC. o/ [05:00] <FortressOfNight> they take him half seriously? [05:00] <Nart L. Chipikal> then we lock them outside of a place with rain [05:00] <Nart L. Chipikal> and then they will die [05:00] <Keplers> lol [05:00] <FortressOfNight> c: [05:00] <TheShadowAssassin> Ouch, Nart. :P [05:00] <RusMan> Im glad that Kim Jong Un keeps me protected from the outside world. c: [05:00] <Keplers> I also got a letter from the State of Tennessee Department of Safety today [05:00] <RusMan> (Derp4) [05:00] <RusMan> About what keps? [05:00] <Keplers> I was disappointed to see it was my ID card and not a warning about terrorism. [05:00] <RusMan> :p [05:01] <RusMan> Implying you want terrorism. [05:01] <Psychos-R-Us> Hellcat (sie) http://lamleydlm.blogspot.com/2015/06/first-look-hot-wheels-15-dodge.html [05:01] <Nart L. Chipikal> why wouldn't we [05:01] <Keplers> it would've been funny to receive some kind of written warning from the Department of Safety [05:01] <Keplers> like "m8 i couldn't do this if i wanted to" [05:01] <Nart L. Chipikal> http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/ad6pxPQ_460s.jpg [05:01] <TheShadowAssassin> Thought you meant hellcat as in the aeroplane, Psychos. :P [05:02] <Legofrodo12> Oh my gosh Nart. xD [05:02] <RusMan> If there is ever a nuvlear warning it will interrupt a tv show to notify us [05:02] <RusMan> *nuvlear [05:02] <Psychos-R-Us> Nart :P [05:02] <RusMan> anyway [05:02] <Psychos-R-Us> Nah, the car probably named after the airplane. :P [05:02] <Nart L. Chipikal> yeah, so when it interrupts game of thrones or something, we know it's serious [05:02] <Psychos-R-Us> Like the Mustang was named after a plane named after a horse. :P [05:02] <TheShadowAssassin> :P [05:02] <TheShadowAssassin> Probably. [05:03] <FortressOfNight> i remember they interrupted kids shows to show obama's inauguration in 2008 [05:03] <FortressOfNight> australian kids shows on australian tv [05:03] <Nart L. Chipikal> the poor children [05:03] <TheShadowAssassin> Lol [05:03] <RusMan> Lol fort [05:04] <Psychos-R-Us> brb (ud) [05:04] <RusMan> I remember crying after obama got elected in 2008 :p [05:04] <RusMan> Because my parents always talked ahout how bad he was so it scared me. :p [05:04] <TheShadowAssassin> :P [05:05] <RusMan> *about [05:05] <Keplers> I got really mad in '08 [05:05] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lel [05:05] <Keplers> and I was so furious in '12 that everyone on LMBW knew it [05:05] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I was like "that sucks" and moved on in life [05:05] <Obi the LEGO Fan> anger management :) [05:05] <RusMan> Keplers was following politics in 2008. :p [05:06] <RusMan> When he was 9 [05:06] <Obi the LEGO Fan> (xd2) [05:06] <Obi the LEGO Fan> wait who killed that emote [05:06] <TheShadowAssassin> I didn't care. :P [05:06] <Obi the LEGO Fan> oh wait nvm it was just lagging :P [05:06] <Keplers> Yes Rus...I was :p [05:06] <RusMan> I remember the 2012 election. (Derp) [05:06] <Obi the LEGO Fan> when Obama got elected for the first time I was 12 :P [05:07] <RusMan> I am now checking cnn.com everyday so now I wont be ignorant about current events. (Derp) [05:07] <RusMan> I was 8 the first time. :p [05:07] <FortressOfNight> i remember caring so little about obama when he got elected [05:07] <FortressOfNight> BECAUSE IM AUSTRALIANSAJHFHASJFHJAF [05:07] <Keplers> CNN is quite a good place to receive 100% of your information (y) [05:07] <Keplers> lol fort [05:07] <Obi the LEGO Fan> although tbh McCain wouldn't have been a good president either [05:07] <RusMan> Or should I check foxnews.com instead? (Derp4) [05:07] <Obi the LEGO Fan> ew no [05:07] <Keplers> McCain would've been ineffective [05:08] <RusMan> Was that sarcasm or legit keps? [05:08] <RusMan> :p [05:08] <TheShadowAssassin> It was the case of the lesser of two evils. :P [05:08] <Keplers> Rus, I'm just saying to spread out your sources :p [05:08] <RusMan> K :p [05:08] <RusMan> What do you use then? :p [05:08] <Keplers> McCain would've been ineffective and Obama was highly effective [05:08] <TheShadowAssassin> You can't truly know unless McCain is president. :P [05:08] <Obi the LEGO Fan> uh well [05:08] <Keplers> I don't follow the news anymore because if I hear any more negative headlines I'll die of a heart attack [05:08] <Obi the LEGO Fan> based on him as a senator [05:09] <Keplers> Based on Obama as a senator... :p [05:09] <RusMan> Keplers doesnt follow the news (gasp) [05:09] <Keplers> Rus decides to use multiple sources and now follows MSNBC and CNN (y) [05:09] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Romney was actually a decent governor, I wonder how he would have done as prez [05:10] <Keplers> The Onion is his backup [05:10] <RusMan> Ok well everyone here complains about foxnews so I was like maybe Ill check cnn instead :p [05:10] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I use the Onion, Fox News, and Opera as my news sources :) [05:10] <Keplers> We'll never know because some counties voted 130% for Obama [05:10] <RusMan> All my parents watch are foxnews :p [05:10] <Person of Info> Wot. [05:10] <Obi the LEGO Fan> *Operah [05:10] <Legofrodo12> Keps. xD [05:10] <Nart L. Chipikal> info c: [05:11] <RusMan> I use aol ofc [05:11] <Obi the LEGO Fan> for real though I like to use tons of different sources [05:11] <Keplers> Fox News is supposed to be fair and balanced but all they provide are stories that make the left look bad [05:11] <Keplers> So while I prefer them to a news source with a leftist spin they're not balanced as they say [05:11] <Keplers> they just balance out the field :p [05:11] <Keplers> single-handedly :p [05:11] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I like NY Times, Washington Post, the Guardian, for more liberal viewpoints, WSJ and Forbes for more towards the conservative side [05:12] <RusMan> WSJ is cobservative? [05:12] <Keplers> My dad used to follow Fox News a lot more, but he got sick of the negativity and quit :p [05:12] <RusMan> Just seems like they would be liberal for some reason :p [05:12] <TheShadowAssassin> Cobservative, yes. :P [05:12] <Obi the LEGO Fan> fox news is a joke tbh, except for the Five and some of there more neutral commentators [05:12] <Nart L. Chipikal> yes, very important to understand the political views of corn [05:12] <Obi the LEGO Fan> *their [05:12] <TheShadowAssassin> Lol Nart [05:12] <Keplers> The Five :p [05:13] <RusMan> ugh my air mattress is going flat. (Yk) [05:13] <Obi the LEGO Fan> The Five is amusing to watch argue :P [05:13] <Keplers> Sean Hanity and Bill O'Reilly am I right [05:13] <RusMan> The Five is a lot of squabbling adults. :p [05:13] <Keplers> Amirite [05:13] <Keplers> Ami [05:13] <Keplers> gaiz [05:13] <RusMan> Nuu u arnt kaps :{p [05:13] <Nart L. Chipikal> they're pigeons c: [05:13] <Keplers> I actually enjoy the O'Reilly Factor [05:13] <Nart L. Chipikal> pigeons are nice c: [05:13] <Obi the LEGO Fan> (re) [05:14] <Keplers> Nothing else can make me laugh and groan at the nation at the same time [05:14] <Keplers> :p [05:14] <RusMan> cnn and larry king live amirite [05:14] <TheShadowAssassin> Gonna go. [05:14] <TheShadowAssassin> Bye guys. o/ [05:14] <Nart L. Chipikal> bye airport security c: [05:14] <RusMan> I mean pears morgana [05:14] <RusMan> 2nite [05:14] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I prefer Jon Stewart for laughs :P [05:14] <Obi the LEGO Fan> although I only watch clips that show up on FB or tumblr, usually xD [05:14] <RusMan> I dont watch anyone enough to laugh at them. :c [05:15] <Keplers> The best stand-up ever is Ancient Aliens [05:15] <Obi the LEGO Fan> well he's kind of a comedian Rus :P [05:15] <Keplers> because they treat their ludicrous ideas so religiously [05:15] <RusMan> Best ones to laugh at is Discworld News Network :{p [05:15] <Keplers> Like, I won't deny the pos– whay :p [05:15] <Keplers> That actually exists? :p [05:15] <Nightfall395> you know what's fun to laugh at [05:15] <RusMan> (Ys) [05:16] <RusMan> No :p [05:16] <Nightfall395> legopanama quotes [05:16] <Keplers> Aww [05:16] <Nightfall395> (Y) [05:16] <Keplers> no, fort and i know the secret to humor [05:16] <Keplers> it's called wookieepedia articles [05:16] <RusMan> How would you even have a satillite to launch into tv in discworld? [05:16] <Nightfall395> that too [05:16] <Obi the LEGO Fan> wookiepedia articles are humorous? :P [05:16] <Nightfall395> w:c:wookieepedia:Raid on the Descent Shopping Mall wonder if this is updated yet [05:16] <RusMan> You cant revolve around it :p [05:16] <Keplers> I assumed it was Roundworld news with a Discworld spin :p [05:16] <Keplers> lol dama [05:16] <Nightfall395> nope [05:17] <Nightfall395> still not updated [05:17] <Keplers> Obi, find the more obscure articles [05:17] <Keplers> They're so STUPID :p [05:17] <Nart L. Chipikal> [05:17] <RusMan> :p [05:17] <Keplers> They have articles on eyes in case you don't know what they are [05:17] <Keplers> And reproduction :) [05:17] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lol [05:17] <Keplers> the saddest one yet is the "underwear" article [05:17] <Nightfall395> and don't forget the amazing underwear category [05:17] <Nightfall395> :_) [05:17] <RusMan> :p [05:17] <Nightfall395> * :) [05:18] <RusMan> I HATE THIS MATTRESS [05:18] <RusMan> ugh [05:18] <Nightfall395> that's almost a jinx but i said category and you said article so idk if that counts [05:18] <Obi the LEGO Fan> alright gonna go [05:18] <Keplers> Meh :p [05:18] <Keplers> o/ [05:18] <Legofrodo12> Bye Obi [05:18] <RusMan> awww cya o/ [05:18] <Obi the LEGO Fan> cya keps, frode, rus o/ [05:18] <Nart L. Chipikal> bye obi c: [05:18] <Nightfall395> and to go nicely with the eye article is the eyepatch article [05:18] <Person of Info> Bye, Obi. o\ [05:18] <RusMan> Ankh-Morpork news network [05:18] <Keplers> Factions: [05:18] <Keplers> Independent bounty hunter [05:18] <Keplers> Independent crime boss [05:18] <Keplers> Participants: [05:18] <Keplers> 1 bounty hunter [05:18] <Keplers> Numerous bodyguards [05:18] <RusMan> AMNN [05:18] <Obi the LEGO Fan> bye nart, PI o/ [05:19] <Nightfall395> and if you're on the more sadistic side, have fun reading the death article :)