User blog comment:Jdude420/Short Inactivity/@comment-30610591-20131003010522

I am proud to be a city slicker, and I like technology

And I won't forget the men who toiled, who gave me my good eats

So I'll gladly stand up, and sit back down cause I'm a bit lazy

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land

God bless the USA!

~Sung to the tune of "I am proud to be an American"