User blog:Xxstormmxx/The Wiki Guard: Chapter III

Alemas looked at Storm and BCG, wearing a dark brown suit and tinted shades. “Dude, take those shades off.” said BCG. “The sun isn’t even out.” “They’re style shades.” replied Alemas. “And why are you wearing a suit?” “Fashion.” “Obviously.” said BCG, rolling his eyes. “Can we come in?” “Sure.”

They sat down in the living room around the coffee table in the middle of the room. “We’re here,” started Storm, “To recruit you.” “To what? I’m a mod already.” “We’re recruiting you to the Spam Guard, a elite team of warrior’s who have the job of saving the world and cracking sarcastic jokes.” Alemas rolled his eyes. “I’ll join, I’m good at the jokes part. But if we’ll save the world we need more then just the three of us.” “Yeah. Who do you suggest?” “We should get Aravis and Madkat.” suggested Alemas. “Where do they live?” “They were in the city until the spammers attacked. Now they’re somewhere in a refugee camp.” “Let’s find them. But we need a ride. BCG’s car will explode if we drive it anymore.” “You’re in luck. I just tuned my car up this morning.”

And so they went outside and piled into Alemas’s red Dodge Mustang and started heading toward the refugee camp…