User:Impossibubbles/Chat/Logs/17 December 2016

 [04:52]  I saw a random image [04:53]  http://19453-presscdn.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Cn79nTVWIAATZyj-1.jpg [04:53]  access denied lol [04:53]  GG [04:53]  Ohmigosh there's a fat guy in the same image and his shirt [04:53]  it says [04:54]  "I'M NOT LAZY [04:54]  I am physically conservative" [04:54]  hello commie [04:54]  Three commies on chat now [04:54]  who are the others [04:55]  other than fort [04:55]  ello [04:55]  hey [04:55]  llo [04:55] <Person of Info> i [04:56] <EveryOpenEye> c o m m u n i s m [04:56] <EveryOpenEye> means of production [04:56] <EveryOpenEye> seize today [04:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i'll seize your means of reproduction~ [04:56] <Impossibubbles> bad [04:57] <Impossibubbles> lol so I got that one topic locke [04:57] <Impossibubbles> *locked [04:57] <Person of Info> locke [04:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> john locke [04:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> RIGHT TO LIFE [04:57] <Person of Info> Anyway [04:57] <Person of Info> ILY for getting it locked Bubbles [04:58] <Person of Info> It was bootyful [04:58] <Impossibubbles> I'm so proud [04:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> so apparently i molested this girl and i dont remember it [04:58] <EveryOpenEye> i identify as a meme [04:58] <Impossibubbles> They couldn't agree with me [04:58] <Person of Info> "im a human not a huwoman" [04:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> hugh mungus [04:59] <EveryOpenEye> tfw your gender is oppressed by linguistics [04:59] <EveryOpenEye> &gt;woMAN [04:59] <Person of Info> IKR [05:00] <Person of Info> "Female.... Or am I??? 😟😐😶....No I'm male duh.... what girl wants to be dressed like a boy.... " [05:00] <EveryOpenEye> "wo" is actually latin for "inferior" [05:00] <Person of Info> Orly [05:00] <EveryOpenEye> women are literally "inferior men" [05:00] <EveryOpenEye> this is why i need feminism [05:00] <EveryOpenEye> im being oppressed [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> are you a female [05:01] <Person of Info> He's a leftist clock [05:01] <Person of Info> Which means he effectively is [05:01] <EveryOpenEye> ^ [05:02] <Impossibubbles> so in sociology class [05:02] <Impossibubbles> we had one more student group presentation to listen to [05:03] <Impossibubbles> and it was about the gender wage gap and I about flipped a table [05:03] <Impossibubbles> I was so pissed at the misinformation [05:04] <Person of Info> Isn't the gender wage gap a myth? [05:04] <Person of Info> In fact, it's men who actually earn less than women [05:04] <Person of Info> in some circles [05:04] <Impossibubbles> Generally speaking it's within the margin of error [05:04] <Person of Info> Men are the real oppressed class TBH [05:04] <Impossibubbles> there is an earnings gap. That's a fact. But it's not caused by "muh sexism" [05:05] <Person of Info> (But in all seriousness, hmm, I see) [05:05] <Person of Info> AP o/ [05:05] <AmazingPythor> wow bubbles [05:05] <Impossibubbles> after the presentation during the question and answer portion I said [05:05] <EveryOpenEye> but we live in a world where all men despise women [05:05] <AmazingPythor> You're betraying your gender [05:05] <EveryOpenEye> you dont understand buble [05:05] <AmazingPythor> yes fort [05:05] <EveryOpenEye> youre an internalized misogynist [05:05] <AmazingPythor> *hates bubbles* [05:05] <EveryOpenEye> im enlightened because i use tumblr ok?? [05:05] <Person of Info> Men despise women because women are the real opressors [05:06] <Person of Info> They're cheating lying deceptive creatures who manipulate men [05:06] <EveryOpenEye> are we talking about jews or women here [05:06] <Person of Info> Same difference [05:06] <Impossibubbles> "If you really want to close the gender-earnings gap, encourage women to go into stem-fields instead of getting crap degrees like "gender studies" Like, I'm sorry sally, I know you really wanted to be a teacher, but, muh wage-gap [05:06] <EveryOpenEye> true tho [05:06] <Person of Info> Lel [05:07] <Person of Info> (Hmm maybe these people should've fixed their methodologies/data analysis and analysed studies better instead of jumping to conclusions and spreading misinformation) [05:08] <Impossibubbles> no [05:08] <Impossibubbles> feminists have an agenda to push and college kids are uneducated and stupid [05:08] <AmazingPythor> Tbf [05:08] <AmazingPythor> The kids who end up not going to college are oftentimes worse (derp) [05:09] <Person of Info> At least they're not indoctrinated with feminism [05:09] <Person of Info> Assuming they're not on Tumblr [05:09] <AmazingPythor> They're often indoctrinated with fundamentalism [05:09] <Person of Info> Lel [05:09] <AmazingPythor> Which is worse :P [05:10] <Person of Info> Nah, not really [05:10] <Person of Info> At least fundamentalism isn't as oppressive toward men [05:10] <Person of Info> Whereas feminism holds men back [05:10] <AmazingPythor> ... It's oppressive towards everyone else? (derp) [05:10] <Person of Info> Eh it's not so bad [05:10] <Person of Info> At least it ain't Jewish [05:11] <Person of Info> unlike feminism (link) [05:11] <AmazingPythor> I'm sure American fundamentalism is more extreme than what you have to deal with :{P [05:11] <Person of Info> Orly [05:12] <Impossibubbles> I hope I get socks for Christmas [05:12] <Person of Info> We deal with capable and qualified men losing their jobs to far less qualified women and coloured folk because of diversity quotas [05:12] <Person of Info> How is fundamentalism more extreme than that? [05:12] <AmazingPythor> Have you read the Old Testament [05:12] <Impossibubbles> lol sounds like america [05:12] <AmazingPythor> (derp) [05:13] <Person of Info> Yeah [05:13] <Impossibubbles> don't get tattoos [05:13] <Person of Info> The OT isn't so bad [05:13] <Impossibubbles> and don't eat shellfish [05:13] <Impossibubbles> and don't be gay [05:13] <Person of Info> I'll take that over feminism any day [05:13] <Person of Info> Tattoos are for punks anyway [05:13] <AmazingPythor> Uh, to each their own I guess, not that I like feminism of course. :P [05:14] <Impossibubbles> I'm gonna get a tattoo on my hand [05:14] <Nart L. Chipikal> my cousin got a tattoo on her wrist and she called her mom, who i was in the car with at the time [05:14] <Nart L. Chipikal> "hey mom i got a tattoo i figured it would be better to tell you instead of hiding it" [05:14] <Madkatmaximus> im gonna get a damaged tattoo on my forehead and start doing a bad heath ledger impersonation [05:14] <Nart L. Chipikal> and her mom got mad [05:14] <Person of Info> I'd rather be a fundamentalist than be a man who'll lose every fair advantage he's earned in life because of feminism [05:15] <EveryOpenEye> bush did 9/11 [05:16] <Impossibubbles> russia did 11/9 [05:16] <AmazingPythor> omg [05:16] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles where did you get that [05:16] <Person of Info> Russia isn't that bad [05:16] <Impossibubbles> I made it up [05:16] <AmazingPythor> I don't believe this. [05:16] <Impossibubbles> I did tho [05:17] <Person of Info> If they're gonna stop all this feminazi craziness that's been going on, then all the better [05:18] <Person of Info> Hmm wait but this means commies though [05:18] <Person of Info> I dunno anymore [05:18] <Person of Info> What's worse, commies or feminazis? [05:19] <EveryOpenEye> germany did 9/11 [05:19] <Bioniclefan1> I doubt diversity quotas are really employing people less qualified enough to really be "hurting" men. @ Info. [05:19] <Nart L. Chipikal> feminist commies? [05:19] <Person of Info> BF [05:19] <EveryOpenEye> feminist commas [05:19] <Person of Info> I'm disappointed [05:19] <Impossibubbles> diversity quotas are an r word I can't say [05:19] <EveryOpenEye> racist [05:19] <Person of Info> They /are/ hurting men, the data proves it [05:19] <AmazingPythor> I don't mind affirmative actions tbh [05:19] <Nart L. Chipikal> feminist commas are offended when a guy types a sentence with one [05:19] <AmazingPythor> At least in theory [05:19] <Person of Info> but I can't link rn cos I'm lazy [05:20] <AmazingPythor> But some colleges miss the point [05:20] <Bioniclefan1> I'd like to see said date.. [05:20] <Person of Info> OK I'm getting tired of being a poe, should I drop it? [05:20] <Bioniclefan1> data [05:21] <Person of Info> said date lel [05:21] <Nart L. Chipikal> no bio don't stalk people on their dates [05:21] <Person of Info> ^ [05:22] <Bioniclefan1> lol [05:22] <Impossibubbles> I wish I had a date to be stalked on [05:23] <Impossibubbles> I just want a nerd that looks like Jason Momoa [05:23] <Impossibubbles> is that so much to ask for [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> dating app but instead of looking for a date youre looking for two people going on a date to stalk [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> then [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> you [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> uh [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> whats a sflmbw way of saying this [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> C block [05:23] <Madkatmaximus> :P [05:24] <Person of Info> Bootyful [05:24] <Person of Info> A dream for voyeurs [05:24] <Impossibubbles> aha [05:24] <Impossibubbles> I am so lonely :3 [05:25] <EveryOpenEye> haaah [05:25] <Person of Info> I'm not lonely [05:25] <Person of Info> I have vidya games [05:25] <Person of Info> And porn [05:25] <Person of Info> I'll be fine [05:25] <Madkatmaximus> only gamers will understand [05:25] <Person of Info> Yeh [05:26] <EveryOpenEye> i have dank memes [05:26] <Impossibubbles> porn creeps me out, and video games are boring [05:26] <Impossibubbles> I just read [05:26] <AmazingPythor> You're boring bubbles [05:26] <Impossibubbles> speaking of reading [05:26] <Impossibubbles> predictable plot is predictable [05:26] <Impossibubbles> I'm debating if I should continue this book [05:27] <Person of Info> Ah [05:27] <Person of Info> Hmm [05:27] <Impossibubbles> I'm 55 pages in and I'm not feeling it [05:27] <Person of Info> In that case, then don't [05:27] <Person of Info> If it's not able to hook you in for that long, then it's not worht it [05:27] <Kiff9Probably> Still not here :( [05:27] <Person of Info> Hmm I looked at your username and briefly thought of k9unit for some reason [05:28] <Kiff9Probably> I've been called K9/canine on here before [05:28] <Person of Info> Ah [05:28] <Kiff9Probably> By other people anyway, not self-ascribed [05:28] <Person of Info> I was thinking of a user from the old LMBs who pretended to be 18 for a while [05:28] <Impossibubbles> *rolls around on the floor* [05:28] <Person of Info> Kinky [05:28] <AmazingPythor> Go away bubbles [05:28] <Impossibubbles> nah [05:28] <Impossibubbles> just bratty [05:28] <Kiff9Probably> I don't think that was me, but I'm 18 anyway now :P [05:28] <Impossibubbles> WHOA [05:28] <AmazingPythor> She's like 12 Info jesus christ [05:29] <Impossibubbles> A REAL LIFE ADULT [05:29] <Impossibubbles> WOW [05:29] <Person of Info> Yeah it's not you :P [05:29] <Person of Info> Lel Bubbles [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol k9unit was weird [05:29] <Impossibubbles> according to ap I'm 12 [05:29] <Impossibubbles> but he's 5, so [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> he was an ass too [05:29] <Person of Info> That makes like four of us who are adults [05:29] <Kiff9Probably> Charming [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> he would read my jammers on """"""accident""""""" [05:29] <Person of Info> Leeel [05:29] <Impossibubbles> lol jammers [05:29] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles I am 50 years your senior intellectually. [05:29] <Impossibubbles> pls [05:30] <Kiff9Probably> Jammers hahahahah [05:30] <Person of Info> Everybody read jammers BNR [05:30] <Impossibubbles> you can't even roast me properly [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah i know that [05:30] <Kiff9Probably> No s Sherlock :P [05:30] <AmazingPythor> Lol bnr [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> but he would openly state it [05:30] <AmazingPythor> Want to hear about bubbles and ww1 [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> and be proud of it- [05:30] <Person of Info> Lel [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh no what did she say [05:30] <Person of Info> Considering his actual age at the time, it's not surprising [05:30] <AmazingPythor> I made a joke about russia inventing nukes in ww1 [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> did she say Das Zweites Reich started the war [05:30] <AmazingPythor> And she thought I was serious [05:30] <Impossibubbles> pls [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> bubbles [05:31] <AmazingPythor> And was like "huh I don't remember reading about that" [05:31] <Impossibubbles> you make lame boob jokes [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> i swear to god [05:31] <Kiff9Probably> JAMMERS ON, NOBODY ONLY [05:31] <Kiff9Probably> [05:31] <Kiff9Probably> If anyone reads this yell "TREES" in chat and maybe "420" over and over again [05:31] <Kiff9Probably> [05:31] <Kiff9Probably> JAMMERS OFF [05:31] <Impossibubbles> and I make awesome penis jokes [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my lord [05:31] <AmazingPythor> You always bring it up bubbles [05:31] <AmazingPythor> I just play along [05:31] <EveryOpenEye> bush did 9/11 [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> why bubbles [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> why [05:31] <Impossibubbles> russia did 11/9 [05:31] <Madkatmaximus> 9/11 did bush [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> this is worse than my friend who thought nazis fought in wwi [05:31] <Impossibubbles> hot [05:31] <AmazingPythor> This is what I have to deal with bnr [05:31] <AmazingPythor> Every [05:31] <AmazingPythor> day [05:31] <Madkatmaximus> did 9/11 bush [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> why dont you just divorce her [05:31] <AmazingPythor> I'm the beta remember [05:32] <Impossibubbles> you are [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> stand up for yourself [05:32] <Impossibubbles> *cracks whip* [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> before you become a charlie [05:32] <AmazingPythor> She'll crush me again [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> a charlie uniform charlie kilo [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> shes like 800 miles away [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> you have time [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> to relocate [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> before she finds you [05:32] <Person of Info> Back [05:32] <AmazingPythor> My death at her hands is inevitable, I can only postpone it [05:33] <Impossibubbles> pls [05:33] <Impossibubbles> ap will be the one coming to me [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> I dont think anyone can come to you [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> (ws) [05:33] <AmazingPythor> With the hawaiian pizza [05:33] <AmazingPythor> &gt;.&gt; [05:34] <Impossibubbles> and a razor! [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> what [05:34] <AmazingPythor> That too [05:34] <Impossibubbles> nothing [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> are you going to cut each other [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> or shave each other [05:34] <AmazingPythor> Hopefully not [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> id let bubbles cut me tbh [05:34] <Impossibubbles> it's for the ritualistic blood sacrifice [05:35] <Impossibubbles> i'm not only a sadist, but also a satanist [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> speaking of blood [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> I may or may not be addicted to my own blood [05:35] <AmazingPythor> ritualistic blood sacrifice = shaving [05:35] <Impossibubbles> yes [05:35] <AmazingPythor> I'll be careful okay [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> ap learn how to shave [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> jesus [05:37] <Person of Info> Hmm [05:37] <Person of Info> Usually I want to punish people myself [05:38] <Person of Info> But lately I've been wanting a Samus Aran-style person to punish me 65% of the time [05:38] <Person of Info> and let me turn on the tables for the remaining 35% [05:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> like in the whole power suit or something like that [05:38] <Person of Info> Hmm actually I'll just make it 60/40 [05:38] <Person of Info> Maybe Nart [05:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> sounds heavy [05:38] <Person of Info> Yeh [05:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> she might crush your insides [05:38] <Person of Info> Oh true [05:38] <Nart L. Chipikal> i mean unless you're into that [05:38] <Person of Info> I guess no power suit then [05:39] <Nart L. Chipikal> but that's usually painful [05:39] <Person of Info> I'm a fragile flower [05:39] <Person of Info> So zero suit it is [05:39] <Nart L. Chipikal> i see what you did there [05:39] <Impossibubbles> tomorrow I begin yoga yay [05:39] <AmazingPythor> gl [05:39] <Nart L. Chipikal> you got this bubbles [05:40] <Nart L. Chipikal> remember that you are capable of breathing [05:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is breathing [05:40] <Nart L. Chipikal> do not end up like one of those wheezy kids i see in pe sometimes [05:41] <Impossibubbles> I hate that I can't say the f-word here [05:41] <Impossibubbles> we should make a petition to unblock it (as) [05:41] <AmazingPythor> I feel like Bubbles uses me to vent her profane vocabulary [05:42] <Impossibubbles> I do [05:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> hey pretty soon you can say gigolo [05:42] <Impossibubbles> wow [05:42] <AmazingPythor> sweet [05:42] <Impossibubbles> what a consolation prize [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> I mean ap will say it a lot [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> so [05:43] <Impossibubbles> why [05:44] <AmazingPythor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-0gcn9b4c [05:44] <AmazingPythor> me [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> because he is one [05:46] <Impossibubbles> you're a gigalo? [05:46] <Impossibubbles> *gigolo [05:46] <AmazingPythor> &gt;gigalo [05:46] <Impossibubbles> go away [05:46] <AmazingPythor> why [05:46] <Impossibubbles> because [05:46] <Impossibubbles> I said so [05:47] <AmazingPythor> .... Right. [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> wow [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> he actually did it [05:48] <Impossibubbles> I am the alpha [05:48] <Nart L. Chipikal> i am nart [05:48] <Nart L. Chipikal> rawr [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> what am i [05:48] <Impossibubbles> nothing [05:48] <Bioniclefan1> I'm not sure what's weirder. That word being blocked in the first place or Brave wanting it unblocked. [05:49] <Person of Info> Test [05:49] <Person of Info> Oi [05:49] <Person of Info> Who wants a tamagotchi animu gurl thing? [05:49] <Nart L. Chipikal> animu grill? o: [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> am i really nothing [05:50] <Bioniclefan1> Then nobody can defeat you since you are nothing. [05:50] <AmazingPythor> Am I allowed back bubbles [05:50] <Impossibubbles> manly butt [05:50] <AmazingPythor> no [05:50] <Impossibubbles> yes [05:51] <Person of Info> Yus Nart [05:51] <AmazingPythor> So is that a yes [05:51] <Person of Info> Animu gurl grill yes [05:51] <Impossibubbles> a yes to what [05:51] <AmazingPythor> Me coming back [05:51] <Person of Info> I need pixel art of animu gurl though [05:51] <Person of Info> Monochromatic pixel art [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> chrome eats so much rammm [05:52] <Person of Info> Lel Chrome [05:52] <Impossibubbles> fine i guess [05:52] <Person of Info> Chrome is a hungry beast [05:52] <AmazingPythor> thx [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> Like ur mom [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> (cool o) [05:53] <Impossibubbles> like you'd know anything about any woman other than your own mother, brave [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> i know a lot about you, bubs [05:53] <Impossibubbles> pls [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> mainly about how obnoxious you are [05:54] <Impossibubbles> I count as a woman? [05:54] <Impossibubbles> thank you [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> barely [05:54] <AmazingPythor> Bar- [05:54] <AmazingPythor> dammit [05:54] <Person of Info> Bubbles is a girl [05:54] <Impossibubbles> pls [05:54] <Person of Info> Not a woman [05:54] <Impossibubbles> ap thinks I'm a woman (as) [05:54] <Person of Info> What does AP know lel [05:54] <Person of Info> He's an idiot