User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/5 July 2015

 [09:07]  "$1 has been wounded" [09:07]  "$1 has been killed in action" [09:07]  That would be awesome... [09:07]  http://stermipedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alemas [09:08]  "NOBODY" and "CARES" no longer look like real words after doing this [09:08]  Ah, a file on the Italian general. [09:08]  Black marks during the 'Media incident, ay? [09:08]  I see that few care for his actions and reports. [09:08]  That is, no one. [09:09]  Holy nobody cares.... xD [09:11]  ... don't you have better things to do with your free time ... [09:11]  *Sigh* :P [09:11]  Wally... [09:11]  Uh... [09:11]  This is DAMA. :p [09:12] <Legofrodo12> Wow, that timing... xD [09:18] <Vonness11`> GTG [09:18] <Vonness11`> o/ [09:18] <FortressOfNight> back [09:19] <A Walruse> tfw i can't find my project files anymore [09:19] <FortressOfNight> ouch [09:24] <Keplers> Is Frodes asleep yet :{p [09:25] <Legofrodo12> Nope. xD [09:25] <Keplers> How :p [09:26] <Legofrodo12> Could ask the same about you. (derp3) [09:28] <Legofrodo12> o/ [09:28] <Paulinekovaleva> o/ [09:29] <BusyCityGirl> O/ [09:29] <FortressOfNight> o/ [09:31] <Nightfall395> so i tried to block a cm with the messageblocker script just to see what would happen [09:31] <Nightfall395> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/stermipedia/images/e/e0/RipOxfordComma.png/revision/latest?cb=20150705092945 [09:31] <Keplers> Ale [09:31] <FortressOfNight> lol [09:31] <Keplers> You raise a valid point [09:32] <Keplers> lol [09:32] <Keplers> Unfortunately the English system allows the lack of a comma at the end of a listing. [09:32] <FortressOfNight> mhm [09:32] <Keplers> I know that it seems stupid, outrageous and very strange, but it's true. [09:32] <FortressOfNight> it also allows "no u" to be spelled "xzh uiweui jhfas" [09:33] <Nightfall395> this is basically how the "rip oxford comma" ended up there [09:33] <FortressOfNight> lol [09:33] <Nightfall395> "okay so what do i name this pic-oh look there's no oxford comma i'll slap "rip oxford comma" on there and name the pic that" [09:33] <Nightfall395> 11/10 pic naming [09:33] <A Walruse> lots of languages allow that and english speaking people seem to be the only ones complaining [09:34] <FortressOfNight> lol [09:34] <Keplers> No other languages have contractions, though. [09:34] <Legofrodo12> .... Forgot I had "ford" in my pings, was wondering why I was getting pinged. xD [09:34] <Keplers> I can't see why you foreigners don't habe word-shorteners. [09:34] <Keplers> It's insane [09:34] <Keplers> *have [09:35] <FortressOfNight> for [09:35] <FortressOfNight> ford* [09:35] <Nightfall395> petition to rename "oxford comma" the "oxlegofrodo comma" [09:35] <Legofrodo12> xD [09:35] <Keplers> petition to make dama please not mess with educated terms [09:35] <Legofrodo12> Yeah, Forty used to call me that, sooo... It's in mah pings. (derp3) [09:36] <FortressOfNight> ford pls [09:36] <Dark Yada> Howdy o\ [09:36] <Legofrodo12> Yes Fotr? [09:37] <FortressOfNight> bae [09:37] <Dark Yada> Per keps (sie) [09:37] <Dark Yada> petition to make dama please not mess with educated terms [09:37] <Dark Yada> [09:38] <Legofrodo12> No, Fort, not bae. :P [09:38] <FortressOfNight> wai no [09:39] <Keplers> Tolk called me bae then I disappeared off the face of the earth [09:39] <Dark Yada> Crashed (Cry2) [09:39] <Legofrodo12> Because I'm not your bae, Forty. [09:40] <FortressOfNight> wai no [09:40] <Keplers> Are you MY bae Frodes (cute) [09:40] <Legofrodo12> No Keps, sorry. xD [09:41] <Keplers> well you go die in a trench too (derp2) [09:41] <Legofrodo12> *simply walks to Mordor and jumps into Mt Doom* \\ [09:41] <Legofrodo12> WHEEEEE :'D [09:41] <FortressOfNight> pls [09:41] <FortressOfNight> bae [09:41] <Keplers> Second best meme ever: "One does not simply– oh wait it's a Mandalorian" [09:42] <Keplers> Best meme ever: "One does not simply walk into Mordor" *Boba Fett carrying Frodo* "EXCEPT HIM." [09:42] <Dark Yada> No one is bae :p [09:43] <Keplers> Boba Fett could jump into Mt. Doom and climb back out just to show he's a bawss [09:43] <Keplers> Boba Fett can drop a bass and pick it back up [09:43] <BusyCityGirl> O/ [09:43] <Dark Yada> O\ [09:44] <Legofrodo12> That's brilliant, Keplers. [09:45] <Keplers> Have ai shows you people the Lamdkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte? :{P [09:45] <Dark Yada> Eh? [09:45] <Keplers> The Ratte is the most evil tank known to man. :{p [09:45] <Keplers> It's the kind of tank people photoshop onto a picture, slap a German cross on the side, and say "LOOK IT'S NAZI" :{p [09:45] <Keplers> Except it was almost real :{p [09:46] <Keplers> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte [09:46] <Dark Yada> Oh :{p [09:46] <Keplers> Over two times heavier than the heaviest tank ever built [09:46] <Dark Yada> Really? [09:46] <Keplers> 11 meters high [09:46] <Dark Yada> And he was really built? :{p [09:46] <Keplers> *five times heavier [09:47] <Keplers> No it could never have been built. :P [09:47] <Keplers> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Comparison_of_Landkreuzer_P_1000_Ratte%2C_Maus_and_Tiger_tanks.png [09:47] <Keplers> The one on the right is a Tiger tank, then the Maus (only prototypes were made, heaviest tanks ever)... [09:47] <Keplers> then the Ratte [09:47] <Keplers> It would have been powered by 2 U-boat engines. [09:48] <Dark Yada> OK :{p [09:49] <Keplers> This type of gun would have been the main turret: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Gneisenau-1.jpg [09:50] <Keplers> Secondary gun: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/12.8_cm_Pak_44 [09:50] <Keplers> Eight of these: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_cm_FlaK_30 [09:50] <Legofrodo12> Taaankkkss c= [09:50] <Keplers> Two of these: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_151 [09:51] <Keplers> 35m/115ft long [09:51] <FortressOfNight> op [09:51] <FortressOfNight> rito pls nref [09:51] <Keplers> 14m/46ft wide [09:51] <Legofrodo12> (sie) [09:51] <Keplers> "Its large size would have rendered the tank useless when trying to cross bridges, and travelling on roads would soon destroy them. Its top intended speed was 40 kilometres per hour, resulting in a slow, highly visible tank, vulnerable to air bombardment and artillery fire, despite having heavy armour. The ground pressure was expected to be 0.54 kg/cm2. Issues with transporting the vehicle to the battlefield were also prominent. No railway could bear the weight and the width would be too large for any railway or tunnel to accommodate." [09:52] <FortressOfNight> wow [09:52] <Keplers> It couldn't drive on roads because it would destroy any paved road it drove on. [09:52] <FortressOfNight> practicality [09:52] <Nightfall395> op [09:52] <Nightfall395> rito pls just delete [09:52] <FortressOfNight> was not nazis' strong suit [09:52] <Keplers> I thought Separatist designs were OP and huge [09:52] <Keplers> Then I met the Nazis [09:52] <FortressOfNight> you met the nazis [09:53] <Keplers> Would hold 2 BMW motorcycles for scouting, self-contained lavatory system, an infirmary, and storage rooms [09:53] <Keplers> This thinf was so fricking big it had its own potty plumbing and hospital [09:53] <Keplers> *thing [09:53] <FortressOfNight> wow [09:53] <Nightfall395> op [09:53] <Legofrodo12> Dang... xD [09:54] <FortressOfNight> why not just put wheels on a building and stack guns on top [09:54] <Keplers> Crew of 40+ [09:54] <Nightfall395> rito pls kill with frie [09:54] <Keplers> tbh fort they should've [09:54] <FortressOfNight> frie [09:54] <Keplers> the armor on this thing was so heavy it would only be damaged by equivalent weaponry [09:54] <Dark Yada> Dama :p [09:54] <Keplers> Except its main turret is a motherbricking battleship cannon [09:54] <Keplers> equivalent weaponry doesn't exist [09:55] <Keplers> It was too big for bridges but they decided that it was tall enough to just drive through any river they wanted [09:55] <FortressOfNight> lol [09:55] <Keplers> 1,000 tonnes byw [09:55] <Keplers> *btw [09:56] <Keplers> Albert Speer was apparently the only man in the Nazi government with a sense of logic and economics and cancelled the project before Germany wasted all of its metal and money [09:56] <FortressOfNight> lol [09:57] <Nightfall395> "Rattle has been nerfed; Now does absolutely nothing we [09:57] <Keplers> Of course the company making the Ratte thought it was apparently too small [09:57] <Nightfall395> dangit [09:57] <Nightfall395> curse you enter key [09:57] <Keplers> So they designed "mobile artillery" [09:57] <Keplers> With a crew of over 100 [09:57] <Legofrodo12> Good old Third Reich and their penchant for big stuff. xD [09:57] <FortressOfNight> ikr dame [09:57] <Nightfall395> "Rattle has been nerfed; Now does absolutely nothing we're sorry this demon ever killed anybody it dies in one hit from anything now don't worry" [09:57] <Keplers> The cannon fitted on it would have been the kind designed to fire across the English Channel [09:57] <Keplers> lawl dama [09:58] <Keplers> 250mm armor [09:58] <Keplers> Oh it would have had 2 Howitzers mounted on it [09:58] <FortressOfNight> i love the nazis. they had the 30/40s equivalent of fantasy/sci-fi obsessed otakus in government, and they just made whatever the hell they thought of real. [09:58] <Keplers> In case it needed defending [09:58] <Strategus> hey there o/ [09:58] <Keplers> LOL [09:59] <Nightfall395> "whatever the hell they thought of" [09:59] <Dark Yada> howdy o\ [09:59] <Nightfall395> the story behind Rattle: [09:59] <Nightfall395> "hmm, I think we should get god on our side" [09:59] <Dark Yada> What dama? :{p [09:59] <Nightfall395> "how would we do that tho" [09:59] <Nightfall395> "idk maybe build god but as a tank" [09:59] <Nightfall395> "good idea" [09:59] <Keplers> Girls und Panzer — inspired by the Nazi otaku dream of Japan (specifically schoolgirls) and Panzers in harmony [09:59] <Keplers> lol Dama [09:59] <FortressOfNight> "we have plenty of spare hospitals lying around...." [10:00] <Dark Yada> Dama u wot O_o [10:00] <FortressOfNight> japanese schoolgirl nazis [10:00] <Keplers> By the way the shell in the foreground was what the artillery would have fired: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/80cm_Gustav_shell.jpg [10:01] <Keplers> Hitler apparently lost his sense of irony with the Ratte and Maus, the biggest tanks known to man, and just names this artillery the Monster [10:01] <FortressOfNight> holy god [10:01] <FortressOfNight> o/ [10:01] <Keplers> When you have a fricking bullet bigger than your fighter planes [10:01] <FortressOfNight> that's a small rocket [10:01] <Keplers> It's time to get a life [10:01] <Dark Yada> O\ [10:01] <FortressOfNight> i guess they just took the ratte ammo and kept upsizing it until they got the V2 [10:02] <Dark Yada> keps you got a life? (Zap) [10:02] <Keplers> or downsizing it [10:02] <Keplers> srsly [10:02] <Keplers> What were they trying to accomplish with that ammo, a nuclear blast without uranium? [10:02] <FortressOfNight> hehehehe [10:03] <Dark Yada> (LOL) (as) [10:03] <Keplers> It's BIGGER THAN THAT TANK. YOU COULD PROBABLY JUST CAREFULLY LOAD IT ONTO THE TANK AND CRUSH IT [10:03] <Legofrodo12> xD [10:03] <Dark Yada> (Lol) (as) [10:03] <Keplers> The Maus is my favorite though because they ACTUALLY BUILT IT. [10:04] <Legofrodo12> That is insaneee xD [10:04] <FortressOfNight> lol [10:04] <Keplers> There was one artillery though... [10:04] <Keplers> I forget the name [10:04] <Keplers> It required modified Panzers with removed turrets just to carry more ammo [10:04] <FortressOfNight> u wot [10:05] <Keplers> So each artillery piece would have four Panzers assigned to it just to give it more shots [10:05] <FortressOfNight> u woooot [10:05] <Dark Yada> You wot [10:06] <FortressOfNight> no u [10:06] <Keplers> I love the idea behind the Maus tho [10:06] <Keplers> "it has to cross rivers so we'll just build two and have one supply electricity to the other while it crosses UNDERWATER" [10:07] <Keplers> Then they made the Ratte and decided that it could probably just displace all the water in the river anyway [10:07] <FortressOfNight> ehehehe [10:07] <Dark Yada> NoT YOu man says, but nvm :{p [10:07] <FortressOfNight> they didn't try to make it into a hovercraft too? [10:08] <Keplers> The ancient aliens already did they for them [10:08] <Keplers> Eeally top secret [10:08] <Legofrodo12> xD [10:08] <FortressOfNight> oh ofc [10:08] <Keplers> The Soviet super-tanks are hilarious though [10:08] <Dark Yada> Anyone like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos theories? (Derp) [10:08] <Keplers> They're a bit smaller than the Maus but they have like 10-inch-thick armor with uranium in it [10:08] <FortressOfNight> i remember i almost started watching an ancient aliens episode about how hitler and the nazis successfully invented time travel [10:08] <FortressOfNight> but decided to save myself the brain cells and cost of a new laptop after inevitably breaking mine in rage [10:09] <Keplers> Designed just to survive a direct nuclear strike [10:09] <Keplers> lol [10:09] <FortressOfNight> u woooooooooooooooooot [10:09] <Nightfall395> self link [10:09] <FortressOfNight> o/ [10:09] <Mixelking1111> hi everybody o/ [10:09] <Keplers> They literally tested the tanks against nuclear blasts to see if they would survive [10:09] <Keplers> The idea was to load the high command in these things and use them as mobile bunkers or something [10:10] <FortressOfNight> that sounds beautiful [10:10] <Dark Yada> Mix (derp) [10:10] <Keplers> The Soviets also had a system that automatically launched every single nuke they had at strategic US cities if the Kremlin was wiped out by a nuke [10:10] <FortressOfNight> i can imagine you see them rolling over the horizon and you're like "welp pack up the nukes we're done here" [10:10] <Keplers> lol [10:10] <FortressOfNight> yay dead hand