User:Loney 97/Old Userpage



 Alright, a tour it shall be! Would you care for a cup of tea? The Professor always says a good cup of tea makes any expirience all the more enjoyable :)

Sure, I'd love a cup of tea!

Alright, I'll pour you a cup, would you like sugar with that? :)

No thank you, I'm more of a coffee person

Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have any coffee here at the moment.

That's alright, I'm good. [Link to start the tour part]

What!!! (Mad)  If you don't have coffee I don't think I even want to be here! I'm going o leave right now!! {Link to ragequit part]

Nothing me for right now, thanks.

Okay, let's start the tour.

First I'll show you a list of all of the Professor's colleagues that he's met around here.

A5 Agenti Aravis Arya Boyoboy EmmaRose Glitter Harold Indigo Peat A Peat Reminal Riolu

Hey, why aren't I on the list?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sure if you ask the professor about it on chat he'll be sure to add you in as long as you actually are one of his friends :)  If not, I'm sure you'll become better aquinted with him in time and then he'll probably pu you on.

Hey look, there's me on there!

Oh cool, so you're ! The Professor's told me a lot about you, you and him are pretty good friends!

Here is the professor's phonograph, he's actually quite the music lover; he likes to sit here with a cup of tea and just play records. Right now he' teaching me to play the vilolin, as you can see in this picture: You cn chose a record to play while we look around the rest of the room!

Time Travel (Piano)

The Golden Garden

Iris (Music Box)

Mask of Miracles (Main Theme)

The Masked Gentleman's Theme

Love Song - Hagood Hardy

Maybe Tomorrow - Hagood Hardy

Now I'll take you to the Professor's personal art gallery. He has a lot of interesting peices that he has collected from all over the place. In fact, the professor even likes to do a little drawing himself! He says he's not very good, but he's a lot better than I could ever be! Perhaps that isn't saying much. . .  Anyway, here's a few of his better pictures which he let me put up to show you. Tell me wht you think!

Wow, he's a really good artist!

I knew you'd think so!

Meh, I could do better...

I'd love to see some of your art one day, you must be a pretty good artist!

The shading's off a bit on that one there.

Hmm, I never noticed that before. You have a good eye for art!

Whether you know it or not, the professor actually has quite the sense of humour! (Laughing)  He always likes the different memes I sometimes show him, although I think he might laugh sometimes just to be polite. Here's a gallery of some of my favourite memes, some of these had me rolling on the floor until the professor reminded me that that's not very gentlemanly :(

Oh, and here's one that the professor very much enjoyed, it's not exactly my cup of tea though, really, but everyone's different :)

The professor has quite a few quotes he likes to follow, he's always reminding me of some of these when I mess somthing up... Of course there're a few of his own hung up here, but there's also a lot of good ones by other famous people.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one." -C.S. Lewis

If the English language had been properly organized...then there would be a word which meant both "he" and "she", and I could write, "If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis," which would save a lot of trouble. -A. A. Milne

A crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love. -Francis Bacon

So long as we are loved by others I should say that we are almost indispensable; and no man is useless while he has a friend. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

''In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with.''

And here's a few pictures of me and the professor on our various adventures. We've been through quite a lot together! I could tell you some stories about our escapades, but it's even better for you to expirience them yourself, they've all been recorded and you can play them over and over again! I was reliving one of our earlier adventures just last week. ..

Oh, and now we're at my desk, sorry, it's a bit of a mess right now. The professor told me I should clean it up but I've been a little busy lately and I never really was one for keeping everything tidy... There's a lot of stuff just scattered around right now, a lot of kitty pictures, some momentos from various trips, and, I'm not sure what this is:  Something that I found in my pocket a few days ago...

Here's a bunch of newspaper clippings I've collected, there're a lot of people that like to write things about the Professor. This stack tells different things that people think the professor would be like if was in various other video games or movies:

And this stack has a few things that people have written about they imagined the Professor was like. Of course, none of these people have ever seen him, so they don't really know, but some of them were pretty close!

Reminal:  He has dark brown hair and spends most of his time on Sketchbook Pro drawing sad pictures of lovesick people clutching heart balloons and lying in bed. Even though he's always on the computer, he still possesses many baseball accesories. He always wears the same grey sweatshirt with his sleeves rolled up. He also constantly wears headphones even though he doesn't have an MP3 player.

Klintrin:  Tall, brown hair, usually wears a brown 1940 styled cap, freckles, and quite pale.

Brickmaster:  He looks like Anakin Skywalker. But blond. And no lightsaber, and taller.

{{{Color|White|Nxtstep101:I think you have short brown hair, have a medium build, and a normal sized face. {{TS}}}}

Riolu777: I saw most of your head once SO HAH I DON'T NEED TO ANSWER.

Here's a few letters where various people have said how they feel about the Professor:

He's moronic. Purely and utterly moronic. -Ihaveawiixboxds

I wuv my daddy. *Blockface* I, I feel like a Monster! (talk) 23:27, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

^ What my sister said. AravisOfNarnia (talk) 17:28, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

Gramma is so proud of her sugar plum biscuit. :3 †hę Djøkøvïϛ Fån

This is an article where someone asked the public how they would sum up the Professor in only one word!

-Strange.

-Friendly.

-Artistic.

-Epic. :3

And now I think we've reached the end! I'm terribly sorry you couldn't see the professor, but as I said, you can leave him a message on his message wall if it's anything too important. Is there anything you'd like to see again?

Yes, I'd like to see the ___ again, please!

No, I think I'm ready to go.

Oh wait, there's one more thing! The Professor would love it if you would take the time to sign his guestbook, sometimes I forget to tell him when people have stopped by (Blush) and it's always nice to have a record :)

Please add your signature under the others :)

Okay, I'm done! :)

Oh, that's a really nice signature! Well, nice meeting you, ; have a good day!

No, I don't want Loney to know I stopped by. ..

Why is that, do you have something to hide?

Yes, I didn't want him to know that I was trying to find out more about him. ..

Alright, I guess it'll be fine if you don't sign it just this once... But make sure you do next time, okay?

Alright, nice meeting you, Luke; G'bye!

No, I just don't want to sign it!! (Mad)

Okay, okay, you don't have to be rude about it!