User blog:RepComCustoms/The Olympics

Hey y'all!

I wanted to make a blog post about everybody's favorite time that happens every four years: The Olympics. Now, some people I know IRL ask me: "Rep, what are the Olympics all about?" Well, that's easy to answer: Failure. The Olympics are about failure. They're also about epic fails, and athletes getting hyped up on steriods. Now, you may say, "But Rep, I thought the Olympics were about representing your country and show the world that your country rules? I also thought that they were about winning." C'mon guys! You know everybody watches the Olympics to laugh at the easy wins that people could've made and the epic trips in running. You also know that you watch the Olympics because the martial arts matches are funny. Like when someone messes up a suicide throw that he meant to use to win the match. It's a shame it didn't work for that guy. He instead throws himself and gives the match to his opponent.

Now the whole steriods thing is just wrong. I mean, c'mon guys! If you need physical muscle enchancers to win a game where you throw a spear into the grass, then you my friend shouldn't be in the Games! This applies to all sports. So while the Games are on these next few weeks, I hope you'll laugh as hard as I do and chant "USA" as loud as my neighbor, Carlos, does...although he chants "Mexico". Anyway...watch, follow, laugh, and enjoy the Games, guys!

Rep'ika