User blog:Alemas2005/Epic Chat Blog With Guacka-Whacka

This is the mother of all chat blogs.

Excuse the humongous picture.
 * Guacamole1998 So Alemas...
 * Why would you think that any kind of alien life seeks to eliminate the rest?
 * On our current stage we can't even get along with other humans properly.
 * 1:34 Alemas2005 I WASN'T SAYING THAT.
 * The fact is...
 * 1:34 Guacamole1998 So we think that a being that isn't human would want to utterly annihilate us.
 * 1:34 Alemas2005 Just a sec.
 * 1:35 Guacamole1998 BUT, once we have built a perfect society on Earth...
 * 1:35 Alemas2005 Look.
 * 1:35 Guacamole1998 We will be much more open-minded and ready to enter the galaxy.
 * 1:35 Alemas2005 If there are belligerent aliens out there...
 * And have plans to destroy us...
 * 1:35 Guacamole1998 They can do that with one strike.
 * 1:35 Alemas2005 They aren't destroying us right now because...
 * 1:35 Guacamole1998 We probably wouldn't ebem realise.
 * 1:36 Alemas2005 What would be the "satisfaction"?
 * 1:36 Guacamole1998 BUT, I think they'd use different weaponry.
 * 1:36 Alemas2005 At best, we can be used as slaves...
 * 1:36 Guacamole1998 Not the physical weapons we have, no.
 * Perfectly worked out biological, chemical, political and psycholigical weaponry...
 * 1:38 Alemas2005 Yeah.
 * LASERS.
 * 1:38 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * Primitive.
 * Even we can use lasers.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:39 Alemas2005 Not as decent weapons, though.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:40 Guacamole1998 We can though. And we have worse stuff anyway.
 * Ebola for example.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:40 Alemas2005 Whatever that is.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:40 Guacamole1998 http://www.google.de/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&ved=0CHMQFjAF&url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_disease&ei=MDfwT4eHDobtsgaXnvT1Dg&usg=AFQjCNG-1ftBFUPV9SB-fpaKXnZKjwOO3A&sig2=7S9KgnoTZcuR3Az-ZnGYpQ
 * That stuff is HEAVY.
 * A few genetical modifications and humanity is absolutely erased.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:42 Alemas2005 Woah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:43 Guacamole1998 So, if we could basically get one of these attacking alines...
 * A dead one.. :
 * Analyse the DNA, modify the virus, and unleash it.
 * IN CASE they are biologically the same as us.
 * If they have mineral elements that would be a little harder.
 * The porblem is that we have absolutely no idea how life could develope differently than on Earth.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:44 Alemas2005 Yeah...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:45 Guacamole1998 Maybe there are aliens that consist of mists and fight each other with weak sound waves that distort their bodies...? Who knows.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:45 Alemas2005 The universe is a big place...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:45 Guacamole1998 Life cannot be restricted on the carbon-hydrogen stuffs we are.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Alemas2005 Now YOU are the one talking...
 * Yesterday, I was the one.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Guacamole1998 Yep.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Alemas2005 Pawned.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Guacamole1998 See, the smarter person always ends up talking the most.: P
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Alemas2005 OI.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:46 Guacamole1998 *
 * And the astonished rest listens.
 * You can archive this and add it to your log if you want to, or to Wik's log.
 * They are linked...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Alemas2005 Whenever I see this...
 * http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Hubble_ultra_deep_field_high_rez_edit1.jpg
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Guacamole1998 Somehow.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Alemas2005 I feel humbled.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Guacamole1998 See what?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Alemas2005 By just how small we are...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:47 Guacamole1998 The pic takes years to load.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Alemas2005 It took a couple of seconds for me.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Guacamole1998 Well, I'm at a quarter now.
 * we have RUBBISH internet.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Alemas2005 ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Guacamole1998 Those are a lot of galaxies...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Alemas2005 I'm silnced...
 * "silenced"...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Guacamole1998 What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:48 Alemas2005 I mean...
 * I am TRULY humbled...
 * By that image...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Guacamole1998 Yeah actually.
 * It's amazing.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Alemas2005 We are a tiny speck...
 * Probably even less than that...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Guacamole1998 It still hasn't loaded.
 * -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Guacamole1998 ALMOST DONE...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:49 Alemas2005 It's 6,200 x 6,200.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:50 Guacamole1998 Three more centimetres till the end of the screen...
 * Two...
 * One...
 * FINALLY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:50 Alemas2005 Try it in full-screen.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:50 Guacamole1998 ?
 * No.
 * I'm humbled enough.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:51 Alemas2005 How many sentient beings are there, in that image?...
 * Who knows...
 * Maybe thousands...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:51 Guacamole1998 It would be VERY weird if we were the only ones.
 * I mean...
 * In the whole universe.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:52 Alemas2005 We've only just discovered two Earth twins...
 * YEAH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:52 Guacamole1998 I heard about that.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:52 Alemas2005 That's what my mum says.
 * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_analog
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:53 Guacamole1998 In the end we can still terraform.
 * Basically...
 * This is actually quite simple.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:54 Alemas2005 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler-22b
 * Earth twin.
 * Any aliens there?...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:55 Guacamole1998 It's a little big...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:55 Alemas2005 What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:56 Guacamole1998 The planet.
 * It would have to stron gravity...
 * Not optimal...
 * Then again...
 * Who says that planets with perfect conditions for carbon-hyrdogen life are the only planets where life can be.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57 Alemas2005 Yeah.
 * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_(moon)
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57 Guacamole1998 Yeah yeah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57 Alemas2005 It has hydrocarbon lakes.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:57 Guacamole1998 Kepler-20f is more like it...
 * Too hot though.
 * Colder is more likely...
 * Because in the end, gasous beings are VERY irrational.
 * At least on the current stage of our technology.
 * The biggest problem are elliptical orbits...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Alemas2005 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_1
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Guacamole1998 We can terraform, but we can't change those. And usually life adapts to one certain circumstance...
 * Voyager?
 * The sattelite?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Alemas2005 Just now we are sending objects outside Sol.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Guacamole1998 I know.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Alemas2005 Voyager 1, to be precise.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:02 Guacamole1998 It has music and stuff on it...
 * Only Mozart though...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Alemas2005 In case aliens get a hold of it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Guacamole1998 A and stuff like that
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Alemas2005 Who knows?
 * What if...
 * When it outside Sol...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Guacamole1998 I don't think they'll look for it here.
 * Though!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Alemas2005 Equipment from some alien race detects something getting out of Sol...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:03 Guacamole1998 I read something, maybe I can find it again...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:04 Alemas2005 They'll send someone there...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:04 Guacamole1998 WAIT WAIT WIAT
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:04 Alemas2005 And then discover where it came from...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:04 Guacamole1998 I'LL HAVE TO SHOW YOU!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:04 Alemas2005 YES?
 * They discover it's from Earth...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:05 Guacamole1998 K...
 * can't find it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:05 Alemas2005 And they come here and say "FINALLY! It took you THIS long to send something out of your own solar system?!".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:05 Guacamole1998 Or amybe...
 * You know...
 * Have you ever thought that a sign might be right in front of us, we jsut don't see it?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:06 Alemas2005 No?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:07 Guacamole1998 Well look.
 * Let's take the moon for example.
 * Waht do you think where it came from?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:07 Alemas2005 Uh...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:07 Guacamole1998 C'mon.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:07 Alemas2005 It formed from rocks and stuff.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Guacamole1998 Just say the thing people always say.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Alemas2005 ALIENS?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Guacamole1998 Something collided with the Earth and it split off yadda yadda yadda.
 * No.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Alemas2005 Ah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Guacamole1998 So...
 * the question must be asked:
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Alemas2005 I thought rocks formed around to make a planet and orbited around us...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:08 Guacamole1998 Why are the craters on it always from vertical collisions with asteroids?
 * Why are there no craters from non-vertical collisions?
 * I mean:
 * there is no atmosphere that could have made asteroid make a turn towards the ground, slowing them down and making the collide vertically from above.
 * Like on Earth.
 * It's weird...
 * And why is it round anyway.
 * It's very unlikely that in formed that way while oribiting around Earth.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:10 Alemas2005 Planets aren't perfectly round.
 * "spherical".
 * They have mountains and stuff.
 * And depressions.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:11 Guacamole1998 It's not massive enough to become round by itself whle being attracted by something as big as the Earth.
 * And if it formed itself in outer space than it's even less likely that it would orbit the Earth.
 * It would be attracted by the Jupiter instead and be another moon of it.
 * Even if there were no mountains, planets still aren't round.
 * They're slightly flatter at the poles.
 * Because of the roation the outer parts of the planet at the equator are affected by the centrifugal force much stronger...
 * So you see, this is al rather weird, and though people pretend to know everything, they don't even know everything about Earth itself yet and they think they are ready to enter the universe or communicate with aliens.
 * It's all much more complicated than that...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:15 Alemas2005 Too complicated, I'm sleeping.
 * You know the Voyager Golden records?
 * It has music, sounds and images.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:15 Guacamole1998 What?
 * Ha, now I'm the one talking.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:16 Alemas2005 Yes...
 * The discs inside the Voyager spacecrafts.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:16 Guacamole1998 Yeah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:16 Alemas2005 I think any aliens playing it will be put off by this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Voyager_golden_record_82_feeding.gif
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:16 Guacamole1998 They should have put something from Enter Shikari on there.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:16 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:17 Guacamole1998
 * What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:17 Alemas2005 You only think about modern music.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:17 Guacamole1998 System Metldwon and Gandhi, Mate, Gandhi perfectly represent our political system.
 * In a negative way, though.
 * I hate most modern music.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:17 Alemas2005 Exactly, they'll be put off.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Alemas2005 THE BAND FORMED IN 2003.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Guacamole1998 No.
 * So?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Alemas2005 VOYAGER LIFTED OFF IN THE LATE SEVENTIES.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Guacamole1998 WHO CARES
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Alemas2005 THEY CAN'T REWRITE THE THING.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:18 Guacamole1998 Hybryd existed since 1999.
 * Or something.
 * Whatever...
 * But it's good that they put singing whales on ther.e
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:19 Alemas2005 LOL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:19 Guacamole1998 Though, probably the record quality is rubbish.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:19 Alemas2005 Yeah.
 * OI, ALIENS!
 * IF YOU ARE SOMEHOW READING THIS...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:19 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:19 Alemas2005 PLEASE DON'T IGNORE US FOREVER!
 * WE WANT TO MEET YOU!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:20 Guacamole1998 I bet they are following our conversation Alemas.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:20 Alemas2005 If you don't want to blow us up, of course.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:20 Guacamole1998 But...
 * It's like supercars.
 * We say we want to have them, but actually we don't.
 * Taxes...
 * A nomral person can't afford having one.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:20 Alemas2005 WE ARE BEGINNING TO FEEL ALONE HERE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:20 Guacamole1998 the same's with aliens...
 * HUMANS ARE FOREVER ALONE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:21 Alemas2005 Ok, now I definitely put them off...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:21 Guacamole1998
 * Wait, need to drink more sage tea.
 * I'm starting to get addicted...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:22 Alemas2005 Parsley sage, rosemary and thyyyyme...
 * Sorry, it's from a song.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:23 Guacamole1998
 * So, to get back I actually wanted to ask you...
 * Have you read anything from the Noon Universe Alemas?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Alemas2005 No.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Guacamole1998 YOU HAVE TO.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Alemas2005 WHAT IS IT?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Guacamole1998 A lot of alien stuff, but in a very unconventional way...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Alemas2005 LINKY PLEASE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:24 Guacamole1998 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noon_Universe
 * I'm about to read all the books.
 * I have read about half of 'em.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:25 Alemas2005 Ugh, Russian, no thanks.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:25 Guacamole1998 WHY?
 * It's very awesome.
 * Seriously.
 * Start reading...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:26 Alemas2005 WHATEVER.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:26 Guacamole1998 Um...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:26 Alemas2005 I DON'T HAVE THE BOOKS.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:26 Guacamole1998 HTBAG maybe.
 * My personal fav.
 * Get them. Not so expensive.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Alemas2005 NO.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Guacamole1998 C'MON.
 * IT'S FASCINATING.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Alemas2005 EVERYTHING WILL BE IN GERMAN ANYWAY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Guacamole1998 What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Alemas2005 IT'S HARD FINDING ENGLISH BOOKS WHERE I LIVE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Guacamole1998 Read it in Egnlish.
 * Amazon.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:27 Alemas2005
 * Why didn't I think of it before?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Guacamole1998 Do you never online-shop?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Alemas2005 I can buy Tolkien's stuff in English from Amazon!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Guacamole1998 What?
 * Sarcasm much?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Alemas2005 No!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Guacamole1998 YOU READ TOLKIEN?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Alemas2005 No, but I would like to.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Guacamole1998 I HAVE ALL OF HIS STUFF! IN ENGLISH!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:28 Alemas2005 My mum wants to read it too...
 * She's a would-be fan of him...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:29 Guacamole1998 Wait a sec, I can tell you what edition I have...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:29 Alemas2005 BBL, lunch...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:29 Guacamole1998 I know like everything about the LOTR universe anyway.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:29 Alemas2005 SAVE THE CHAT LOG IN THE MEAN TIME.
 * PLEASE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:29 Guacamole1998 Harper Collins!
 * Get the Harper Collins edition!
 * Of the PM?
 * K.
 * Saved it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:38 Alemas2005 Back for a mo.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:38 Guacamole1998 ALEMAS
 * Ah.
 * I saved it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:38 Alemas2005 Oh, how funny.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:38 Guacamole1998 What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:39 Alemas2005 ?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:39 Guacamole1998 Should I make a blog?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:39 Alemas2005 I'm logged out of the Wiki.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:39 Guacamole1998 I'll call it...
 * "LOOK HOW CRAZY WE ARE, WE TALK ABOUT SUCH RUBBISH ON PM!"
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:39 Alemas2005 -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:40 Guacamole1998 Look, this is unecessary:
 * There are articles:
 * Voyager 1 links to Voyager Golden Records links to Voyager Golden Records Conents
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:41 Alemas2005 So?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:41 Guacamole1998 WHY
 * WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE CONTENTS ON THE PAGE ON THE THING
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:42 Alemas2005 It's Wikipedia...
 * Thanks to these...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Elementary_particle_interactions.svg
 * We exist.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:42 Guacamole1998 You do know that quarks appartnly don't exist?
 * Wait, I saw an article...
 * I probably won't find it now.
 * But, to sum up, it said:
 * Protons and Neutrons are dense, curled up frequencies that self dissipate when they are pressed to close to each other.
 * This means, black holes cannot exist the way we thought they would.
 * And the big bang theory is rubbish, too.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Alemas2005 Ugh.
 * Thunder...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Guacamole1998 Science IS something rather cofusing and awesome...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Alemas2005 Storm about to arrive...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Guacamole1998 Really?
 * We had a quite strong storm yesterday.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Alemas2005 WELL, DARK CLOUDS ARE ARRIVING.
 * ME TOO.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:45 Guacamole1998 It rained the whole nights...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:46 Alemas2005 Lightning was dancing...
 * Lightning everywhere...
 * Wonderful sight...
 * GUACKA.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:47 Guacamole1998 Dad said he saw how lids of the drains along the streets were pushed out by enourmous amounts of water raining down...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:47 Alemas2005 EH?
 * AND I THOUGHT WE LEFT THE BRITISH SUMMER BEHIND!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:47 Guacamole1998 Well...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:47 Alemas2005 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * IT'S A PERSECUTION!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:48 Guacamole1998 Germany has never been famous for good weather.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:48 Alemas2005 YES, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BETTER THAN IN ENGLAND!!!
 * Make the blog post, BTW.
 * So odd, Chrome says "blog" is incorrect.
 * Weblog.
 * WHAT.
 * "Weblog" is acceptable.
 * GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:50 Guacamole1998 What?
 * It's not.
 * I made it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:50 Alemas2005 Not what?
 * Oh good.
 * URGH.
 * You messed up big time.
 * THE WHOLE IMAGE HAS APPEARED.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:51 Guacamole1998 User_blog:Guacamole1998/Alemas_and_me_having_a_fun_time_PMing_:P
 * Urgh.
 * Yes.
 * -_-
 * Should I remove it?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:52 Alemas2005 NO.
 * It's worth it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:52 Guacamole1998 IT'S HUGE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:52 Alemas2005 But humbling...
 * BBL...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">2:53 Guacamole1998 Yeah...
 * http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/473796_384625428264321_2072977204_o.jpg
 * Your fav band Alemas.
 * ALLIE
 * TALK
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:18 Alemas2005 OI.
 * Lemme examine them...
 * Chinese guy...
 * Cool man...
 * Afro?!
 * A nerd...
 * Good with the girls...
 * And...?!
 * A businessman?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:21 Guacamole1998 There you are.
 * What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:21 Alemas2005 I've examined those Linkin Park guys, one-by-one.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:21 Guacamole1998 Yep, Mike IS cool.
 * LIKE AND ARMY, FALLING, ONE BY ONE BY ONE!
 * You just used an LP quote.
 * Wait, Mike used to look even kewler in 2010...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:22 Alemas2005 Ugh, "one-by-one" is a common expression.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:22 Guacamole1998 I know.
 * In THIS case it is a quote.
 * Haha.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Alemas2005 I SAID "one-by-one", NOT "ONE BY ONE BY ONE".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Guacamole1998 Do you know they have their ads on an F1 car?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Alemas2005 ?!
 * PICS, PLEASE, NOW.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Guacamole1998 They're so kewl.
 * http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/540530_372827429444121_1424449860_n.jpg
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Alemas2005 PICS, PLEASE...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Guacamole1998 First, this pic.
 * Maybe I can find it again...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:23 Alemas2005 PICS ABOUT THE CAR, I SAID.
 * FOUND IT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:24 Guacamole1998 http://www.partnershipmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/linkin-park-240512.jpg
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:24 Alemas2005 IT'S LOTUS.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:24 Guacamole1998 Here.
 * Yeah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Alemas2005 URGH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Guacamole1998 Do you like them now?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Alemas2005 Still no.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Guacamole1998 'They like F1.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Alemas2005 When did this happen?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Guacamole1998 Well, analyse them on the pic I gave you.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Alemas2005 *Searches F1 gallery*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Guacamole1998 IDK...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Alemas2005 BBL!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:25 Guacamole1998 NOT AGAIN!
 * IT ALWAYS TAKES YOU YEARS TO BBL!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:26 Alemas2005 OH C'MON.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:27 Guacamole1998 Are you back?
 * I need foods.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:29 Alemas2005 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOHCrW39Zy4
 * For the Monaco GP...
 * In fact, the logo is already gone.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:30 Guacamole1998 I know.
 * But oh well.
 * It has been awesome...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:31 Alemas2005 ROFL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-DMe2hEA9Q&feature=relmfu
 * EVEN ANGRY BIRDS!
 * AT THE MONACO GP, AGAIN!
 * DON'T GO, PLEASE!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:32 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:32 Alemas2005 OR I'LL BE SAD!
 * *Happybot rudely interjects*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:32 Guacamole1998 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:32 Alemas2005 AND SADNESS IT BANNED HERE!!!
 * *I kick him out*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:32 Guacamole1998 STOP IT OR ELSE I BLOCK THE PM AND PERMA BAN YOU FROM MAIN CHAT!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Alemas2005 Oh yes, that explains that Angry Birds on the nose cone...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Alemas2005 Oh yes, I forgot you are a chat mod now.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Guacamole1998 Yeah, probably.
 * Mwahaha.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Alemas2005
 * You aren't the same anymore...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:33 Guacamole1998 Should I recommend you at the RfR?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:34 Alemas2005 Yes please!
 * I know you won't, anyway...
 * http://www.formula1.com/wi/597x478/sutton/2012/dcd1227my210.jpg
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:34 Guacamole1998 I will!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:34 Alemas2005 THANKS!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:34 Guacamole1998 STOP
 * OR ELSE
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:35 Alemas2005 Not even once?!
 * Hey look, it's a Flying Jap:http://www.formula1.com/wi/597x478/sutton/2012/dcd1227my210.jpg
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:35 Guacamole1998 SELDOMLY PLEASE
 * Saw it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:36 Alemas2005 First corner collisions are incredibly rare now...
 * Even chipped front wings are becoming rare.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:37 Guacamole1998 Done.
 * Y U NO THANK ME
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:39 Alemas2005 Thanks.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:39 Guacamole1998 ALEMAS
 * Ah.
 * So..
 * I even tried to give legit reasons.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:39 Alemas2005 Sorry, I'm watching stuff on YT...
 * Actually saw it now.
 * Yes, pretty good.
 * You didn't mention I use a lot of ":P" though.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:40 Guacamole1998 Did you realise that from the three people who got CM lately I was the only one who had recommendations?
 * Why should I?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:41 Alemas2005 Pros and cons.
 * It's the honest thing to do.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:41 Guacamole1998 I NEED FOODZ.
 * Only pros.
 * Everyone only gives pros.
 * Do you have to edit a lot to become Rollback?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:44 Alemas2005 No idea.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:44 Guacamole1998 'cos then I have no chance becoming one.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:45 Alemas2005
 * What dose rollbacks do anyway?
 * "do".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:45 Guacamole1998 IDK.
 * I have absolutely no idea...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:50 Alemas2005 BBL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:50 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:53 Alemas2005 I'M WATCHING YT VIDS.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:53 Guacamole1998 TALK TO ME.
 * Do you think YT vids are more important than our friendship?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:55 Alemas2005 Oh c'mon.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:55 Guacamole1998 I WON'T BE IGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
 * DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!
 * I'm not going to come on.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:56 Alemas2005 Hm?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:56 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * ARE YOU DEAF?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:56 Alemas2005 No?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:56 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:57 Alemas2005 205 new messages on normal chat.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:57 Guacamole1998
 * Really?
 * I have 2.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:58 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:58 Guacamole1998 https://www.google.de/search?hl=de&cp=11&gs_id=9&xhr=t&q=keksdose+uglydoll&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1680&bih=893&ion=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=aFfwT7jPJYXLtAa3i8X1Dg
 * I WANT THESE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:59 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">3:59 Guacamole1998 What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:00 Alemas2005 HORRIBLE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:00 Guacamole1998 Cookey boxes.
 * CUTE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:01 Alemas2005 Watching Safety Car Fails.
 * BBL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:01 Guacamole1998 What is YOUR plan to survive zombie apocalypse Alemas?
 * This PM is onger than the actual chat.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:03 Alemas2005
 * Don't know.
 * Barricade myself, only go out to get food and ammo for my machine gun.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:04 Guacamole1998
 * Use knifes.
 * Not as clean, but you don't need ammo.
 * So I would just get into the híghest floor of our house, barricade myself there, and exit through the roof to get some food, while killing all the zombies on the stairs.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Guacamole1998 You know this is very useful, because I actually already made up a defense system.
 * With soft airs and pencil launchers.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Alemas2005 I don't want close contact with zombies.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Guacamole1998 Of course...
 * Gas masks...
 * And stuff.
 * Safety clothing.
 * You can also throw knifes.
 * Oh, and I have a bow.
 * A real one.
 * I never actually used it to shoot, but...
 * I have it.
 * So in case I get attacked, I can use it.
 * Still watching vids?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:09 Alemas2005 Yes.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:10 Guacamole1998 Main thing is, you need somthing to break their legs.
 * Once they crawl, you can easily kill them with knifes. :ÖP
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:14 Alemas2005 Let's talk about...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Guacamole1998 About?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Alemas2005 Good grief, almost 3 HOURS.
 * 3 HOURS TALKING WITH YOU.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Guacamole1998 Yup.
 * From 1:34 to 4:15.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Alemas2005 BBL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Guacamole1998 NOT AGAIN
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:23 Alemas2005 Back.
 * Wait no, BBL again.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:24 Guacamole1998
 * http://musicglue-images.s3.amazonaws.com/642fcb2a-e25f-43b4-8b91-4a830adac7d7.jpg
 * I want that.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:28 Alemas2005 Whatever.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:28 Guacamole1998 So, you back now?
 * WARM SMILES DO NOT MAKE YOU WELCOME HERE.
 * EPIC!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:29 Alemas2005
 * Not back yet...
 * Good grief, I just love the "Engrish Funny" section of the FAILblog.
 * OI.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:35 Guacamole1998 What?
 * Alemas, how do you spell moustache?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Alemas2005 "moustache".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Guacamole1998 Right.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Alemas2005 Google spell-check approves it.
 * 521 new messages.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:43 Alemas2005 SPEAK.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:43 Guacamole1998 ABOUT WHAT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:43 Alemas2005 I DON'T KNOW!
 * RAMBLE!
 * RANT!
 * SOMETHING!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:43 Guacamole1998 Rant?
 * You don't want to see me ranting.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:44 Alemas2005 RANT.
 * I ORDER YOU.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:44 Guacamole1998 I'm CM now, after all.
 * I can't.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:44 Alemas2005 PLEASE.
 * RANT, WE ARE IN PM.
 * NOW.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:44 Guacamole1998 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RANTING.
 * I WANT TO EAT.
 * I'M QUITE SATISFIED WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR THE MOMENT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Alemas2005 "AT THE MOMENT".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Guacamole1998 EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD'S POLITICS AND SOCIETY, BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Alemas2005 EAT, THEN.
 * EAT ICE CREAM.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Guacamole1998 I WILL, IN A MINUTE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Alemas2005 EAT BISCUITS.
 * EAT, NOW!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Guacamole1998 I CAN'T.
 * DINNER COMING UP.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:46 Alemas2005 WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
 * WHY WHY WHY?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:46 Guacamole1998 JUST 'COS!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:46 Alemas2005 WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:46 Guacamole1998 IT'S FUN SHOUTING!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:47 Alemas2005 YEAH, BUT MY VOICE IS SUFFERING!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:47 Guacamole1998 Oh yeah, the PHL pics are up in my classes' FB group.
 * From typing?
 * Yeah right Alemas.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:47 Alemas2005 YES.
 * PHL?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Guacamole1998 Phantasia Land.
 * Very awesome.
 * Been there on Wednesday.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Alemas2005 WHAT IS IT?
 * A THEME PARK?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Guacamole1998 Yeah.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Alemas2005 OK.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Guacamole1998 STOP SHOUTING.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:48 Alemas2005 SAVE THE CHAT LOG.
 * UPDATE YOUR BLOG.
 * OR "WEBLOG", AS CHROME LIKES IT.
 * OI.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Guacamole1998 K.
 * I was saving.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:52 Alemas2005 UPDATE, NOW.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:52 Guacamole1998 Done.
 * It's publishing.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:52 Alemas2005 GOOD BOY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:53 Guacamole1998 Wait...
 * I'll make it a little better. P
 * Mwahaha.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:54 Alemas2005 GOOD BOY II.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:55 Guacamole1998 Tada.
 * Publishing...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:56 Alemas2005 Still rubbish.
 * Still the huge image is there.
 * FAIL.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:56 Guacamole1998 I know.
 * I didn't work on THAT.
 * Wait...
 * I can do it perfect if you want me too.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:57 Alemas2005 BBl
 * 711 new messages.
 * GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC.
 * GUACKA!!!
 * SPEAK, PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE!
 * TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK!!!
 * GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!
 * GUAC.
 * GUACK. A. MOLEY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:47 Guacamole1998 Hey.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:49 Alemas2005 GUACK!!!
 * FINALLY!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:49 Guacamole1998 Only three?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:49 Alemas2005 958 new messages.
 * 959...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:50 Guacamole1998
 * Waiting until you get 1K?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:50 Alemas2005 SEND IT OVER 1,000, PLEASE.
 * YES.
 * SPAM IT UP!
 * TALK THERE!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:50 Guacamole1998 What?
 * Do you want a screen shot?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:51 Alemas2005 I'LL DO IT.
 * SEND IT OVER 1,000, NOW.
 * Say...
 * test
 * test
 * test
 * Or something.
 * You are a CM, you are immune.
 * 970...
 * 972...
 * 973...
 * 974...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:52 Guacamole1998 I'm already on it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:52 Alemas2005 BE FASTER.
 * 976...
 * 977...
 * 978...
 * 979...
 * 980...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:52 Guacamole1998
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:52 Alemas2005 984...
 * FASTER.
 * 987!
 * 989!
 * 990!
 * 991!
 * 994!
 * 995!
 * 996!
 * 997!
 * 998!
 * 999!!!
 * Um?
 * 1,000!!!
 * THANKS!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:54 Guacamole1998 Screensave?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:55 Alemas2005 Made it, editing in Paint...
 * Blog posted.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:58 Guacamole1998 It doesn't show up.
 * Fail.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:59 Alemas2005 EH?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:59 Guacamole1998 It's 1002
 * Not 1K
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:59 Alemas2005 SO WHAT?
 * I don't care.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:59 Guacamole1998 http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
 * Most unnecessary site ever.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">6:59 Alemas2005 It's over 1,000, which is what counts.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:01 Guacamole1998 Then it has to be 9,001K.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:02 Alemas2005 EH?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:03 Guacamole1998 OVER NINE THOUSAND°
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:03 Alemas2005 Why?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:03 Guacamole1998 Dragonball-Z -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:03 Alemas2005 OH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:04 Guacamole1998 Man, you're a really ignorant person when it comes up to memes?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:04 Alemas2005 Yes.
 * I've just started following icanhazcheezburger.com.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:05 Guacamole1998 What?!?
 * YOU ARE FOLLOWING A SITE WITH BAD SPELLING?!?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:05 Alemas2005 Yes.
 * I won't be influenced, though.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:06 Guacamole1998 Sure? *sceptical glance*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:06 Alemas2005 YEAH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:06 Guacamole1998 REALLY sure? *even more of a sceptical stare*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:07 Alemas2005 BBL...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Guacamole1998 NOOOOOOOOOT, AAAAAAAAAA, GAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
 * Alemas, we need Happybot on main chat.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:44 Alemas2005 Hm, what?
 * SPEAK.
 * This'll scare you...
 * I've read 134 pages of the Engrish Funny section of the FAILblog...
 * Everything from now until 1st January 2012.
 * GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
 * ROFL!
 * When I read this, I thought of you:http://cheezburger.com/6253963008
 * TALK, WILL YA?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:39 Guacamole1998 LOL.
 * Very awesome.
 * So, we chat in this for seven hours.
 * ALEMAS
 * Y THOU NO TALK
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Alemas2005 OI.
 * 1,365...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Guacamole1998 TALK!!!
 * Want to reack 9K?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Alemas2005 NO.
 * I'll have to switch my PC off anyway.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:43 Guacamole1998 DON'T.
 * But it on stand-by and tell your parents that is is NECESSARY.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Alemas2005 NO.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Guacamole1998 Why?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Alemas2005 You saw the fact that I read 134 pages of Engrish?
 * I DON'T CARE.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Guacamole1998 Yeah.
 * You're a freeeeeeeeeeeeeek.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Alemas2005 Yes...
 * Just a sec...
 * Ok.
 * 1,404.
 * Drew had over 2,000, though, in less than an hour.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:46 Guacamole1998 ?
 * Right...
 * I know when that was...
 * Chat used to be much more active.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Alemas2005 Ah.
 * Final on right now.
 * Should be watching...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Guacamole1998 ...
 * WHOA WAIT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Alemas2005 But it makes me a nervoud wreck.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Guacamole1998 FINAL!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Alemas2005 "nervous".
 * YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:49 Guacamole1998 I FORGOT.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:50 Alemas2005 OH REALLY?
 * OI.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:54 Guacamole1998 Hey.
 * Watching now.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:55 Alemas2005 Oh.
 * Can you still chat?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:55 Guacamole1998 Yes.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:56 Alemas2005 Good.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:56 Guacamole1998 The tiny chat window is still in the corner of my desktop.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:56 Alemas2005 I'm viewing LOLCats.
 * Sorry, I'm getting addicted.
 * Now this is funny: http://cheezburger.com/6207796480
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:57 Guacamole1998 LOLCats?
 * What's up with you?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:57 Alemas2005 I don't know.
 * I want to laugh.
 * And smile.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:57 Guacamole1998
 * We need a laughing smiley that doesn't look so weird like the " ".
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:58 Alemas2005 A couple are Photoshopped, though.
 * YES!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:58 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Alemas2005 We also need a "-_-" emote.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Guacamole1998 Yeah.
 * Suggest 'em to Drew.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Alemas2005 YOU suggest them, I'm busy.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Guacamole1998 Orly?
 * I'm busy too.
 * I'm watching.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:00 Alemas2005 Ok, I'll post this WHOLE chat log in my blog.
 * Sorry guac.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:00 Guacamole1998 O.o
 * Do you still have it all?
 * Okay, do as you may.
 * GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!
 * SILVA!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:01 Alemas2005 URGH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Guacamole1998 Are you - OH RIGHT.
 * I frogot your were ITalian .P
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:58 Alemas2005 A couple are Photoshopped, though.
 * YES!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:58 Guacamole1998 -_-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Alemas2005 We also need a "-_-" emote.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Guacamole1998 Yeah.
 * Suggest 'em to Drew.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Alemas2005 YOU suggest them, I'm busy.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:59 Guacamole1998 Orly?
 * I'm busy too.
 * I'm watching.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:00 Alemas2005 Ok, I'll post this WHOLE chat log in my blog.
 * Sorry guac.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:00 Guacamole1998 O.o
 * Do you still have it all?
 * Okay, do as you may.
 * GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!
 * SILVA!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:01 Alemas2005 URGH.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Guacamole1998 Are you - OH RIGHT.
 * I frogot your were ITalian .P
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Alemas2005
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(144,150,156);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Alemas2005