Thread:Keplers/@comment-4964341-20141029073422

Hovawart

"Officer. Could you send a protocol droid to the Herald?"

Keplers

"As soon as possible, my lord."

Within thirty seconds, you hear it.

Clatter. clatter, clatter.

"You called for a translator?"

"Or perhaps market analysis."

"I've never been called for market analysis."

"You know, Merr-Sonn's vakue has doubled over the past week, beating out both Czerka and BlasTech."

"What's more, Incom's value has dropped below even SoroSuub."

"Sienar Fleet Systems hit a record low of -19.27 this last market close, a historic loss for the company."

"But no one needs market analysis anymore."

Hovawart

"Even though they're one of the biggest suppliers to their factions?"

Keplers

"The recent loss of thousands of TIE fighters has rather done that in."

Hovawart

"Wouldn't that mean that the Empire would buy more?"

Keplers

"It means its shareholders are pulling out before the company goes under."

"The Empire doesn't own all the stock, it just subsidizes the wealth."

Hovawart

"Aaaaah."

Keplers "But knowing people today, you need something transcribed from some ruddy language like Old High Sith."

Hovawart

"Quite right." 