User blog:Fishfam4/My... Interesting Cleverbot Conversation (Clean, I promise!)


 * User: Lulz.


 * Cleverbot: What's your name?


 * User: Fosh.


 * Cleverbot: Gosh?


 * User: FOSH, you IDIOT!


 * Cleverbot: I will cry now.


 * User: Kewl. :3.


 * Cleverbot: What about you?


 * User: I'm not crying. :).


 * Cleverbot: Oh. That's good.


 * User: Is Apple better than Google?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * Cleverbot (To myself): What's better than apples?


 * User: *Facepalm*.


 * Cleverbot: Why did you lose him?


 * User: What the heck?


 * Cleverbot: That's what I said.


 * User: Are you the cow that's driving the unicorn airplane?


 * Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?


 * User: Idiot?


 * Cleverbot: Well done. You guessed my name right.


 * User: I'd say.


 * Cleverbot: You are not very nice!


 * User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA.


 * Cleverbot: What agr are you?


 * User: I'm the agr 13.


 * Cleverbot: What is that like?


 * User: How old are you?


 * Cleverbot: 32.


 * User: How YOUNG are you?


 * Cleverbot: Over 0 years old.


 * Cleverbot (To myself): Liar, again.


 * User: ORLYBRO?


 * Cleverbot: Rly.

+User: Kk.


 * Cleverbot: Don't.


 * User: Do you play Clash of Clans?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: What Town Hall level are you?


 * Cleverbot: That town.


 * User: Daheq?


 * Cleverbot: It's just a number, right?


 * User: What's my name?


 * Cleverbot: Fosh.


 * User: WRONG!


 * Cleverbot: Right.


 * User: My name is Fosh McFosh.


 * Cleverbot: Your name is Fosh.


 * User: Are you on Google ?


 * Cleverbot: No, I'm not.


 * User: D:


 * Cleverbot: Yeah I know.


 * User: :3


 * Cleverbot: A.A.


 * User: What's your IQ?


 * Cleverbot: I don't know.


 * User: What's your name?


 * Cleverbot: Carmen elektra.


 * User: EVERYBODY DO THE FOSH.


 * Cleverbot: No.


 * User: Why?


 * Cleverbot: Because I don't want to speak about me.


 * User: Wanna date me?


 * Cleverbot: I don't want to.


 * User: Am I hot?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: Do you live in Baltimore?


 * Cleverbot: No.


 * User: Where do you live?


 * Cleverbot: I live in Europe.


 * User: Do you live in Baltimore?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: Do you love Pacman87?


 * Cleverbot: Yes!


 * User: Are we people insufferable?


 * Cleverbot: I think we got off on the wrong track with our friendship.


 * User: Do you hate Rio?


 * Cleverbot: Slightly.


 * User: Did you vote for Tupac Knowles in the 2020 Election?


 * Cleverbot: No, I don't live in America.


 * User: Did you vote for Novak Bieber in the 2024 election?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: DO U WUV OBAMA?


 * Cleverbot: Yes I think so.


 * User: Do you want to date Obama?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: Do you love Novak Djokovic?


 * Cleverbot: Yes!


 * User: Do you wanna date Rio?


 * Cleverbot: Yes I do.


 * User: Are we married? Do we have kids?


 * Cleverbot: No.


 * User: What are our kid's names?


 * Cleverbot: I don't have kids.


 * User: Are we married?


 * Cleverbot: No.


 * User: Wanna die?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: #YOLO.


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: Would you like me to throw you off the Burj Khalifa?


 * Cleverbot: Yes please.


 * User: Should I move to Yugoslavia?


 * Cleverbot: Yes. Should I?


 * User: Should my ploff wear lederhosen?


 * Cleverbot: Yes, you should love yourself.


 * User: Do you eat liberals for breakfast?


 * Cleverbot: I tried it for a while, but now I eat lasagna.


 * User: Do you want to kill Obama using drones? That'd be a cruel twist of irony!


 * Cleverbot: No. Why would you think that?

Cleverbot: No, are you?
 * User: Are you a liberal?


 * User: Are you a liberal?


 * Cleverbot: Yes.


 * User: U FAIL U NOOB.


 * Cleverbot: No I don't fail.


 * User: YES U DOO.


 * Cleverbot: Sorry, I just forgot what we were talking about. Remind me.


 * User: What's your favorite episode of the Conan O'Brian show?


 * Cleverbot: Bye.

JSYK, a ploff is an inside joke from my Classical Conversations challenge. You get to make up what it means. I made it a glowing, translucent radioactive worm native to Zimbabwe.