User blog comment:Ireithien/I apologize for making sandwiches/@comment-5111283-20140123013649/@comment-4052371-20140123205727

First, the claim that sandwiches are much better than other foods is entirely subjective, and not based in objective facts.

Second, A sandwich is incapable of performing a duty on its own. Any value it has is due to the fact that it is capable of being eaten.

Third, sandwiches are property. A person who creates or legally obtains a sandwich has the right to do virtually anything with it. Sandwiches are also not sentient, which means that it is impossible to do anything cruel to a sandwich, which means that sandwiches do not need rights that protect their existence or well-being.

Therefore, there is no reason whatsoever to give sandwiches rights, especially because it is not necessarily deserve them more than other foods do.