Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-6493403-20130124201857/@comment-4075058-20130125175016

KifferTheGreat wrote: Dr. Satl, M.D. wrote:

KifferTheGreat wrote: This is my shop, I will sell to anyone, if they got the cash to buy. You can only buy one thing every 3 days. After three days, the product you bought will become unusable.

Anti-Gravity Spiral: Able to be used twice. Basically a telekinesis ray, that can levitate and move objects. Ineffective against Pokemon.

Anti-Radiation Pill: Comes with 3 pills. Makes you immune to radiation for a day. Poisonous to Dwarves.

Atmospheric Density Jacket: Unlimited uses until the three days are up. Fancy way of saying spacesuit. Will not work for Bronies, as it does not fit their pony shape.

Bow-Tie: What the heck, keep it, as long as you want. No purpose whatsoever, except it's cool.

My Cut off Hand: Eh, NVM, not for sale.

Recorder: Able to be used once. Plays high pitched annoying sounds that can break eardrums. Ineffective against Spartans, as their armor blocks the sound.

Every Gallifreyan Child's Pop-Up Book of Nasty Creatures From Other Dimensions: Contains fictional stories. No purpose whatsoever, I just wanted to put something random.

Electroliser: 2 uses. Emits an electric shock, can be also used to power up broken machinery. Backfires on Assassins.

Jammie-Dodgers: One use. "Get out of jail free card."

Winklegruber neural parameter predictor: One use. I still don't know what this does. I found it in the basement.

Timey-Wimey Detector: Unlimited uses. Boils eggs.

More things will be put up over time, and more things will be taken down. This store will be open once I post a comment below that says, "OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as I am busy right now, and can't run the shop ATM. Have any Celery? Also, if you have a spare, I need a sonic.

-The fifth incarnation of the Doctor. Dude, you're the 5th. You auto-have celery.

As for the sonic, PM.

It is a joke. Celery sprouts out of me.