User blog comment:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/Simple History./@comment-5111283-20140913144614/@comment-24150879-20140913230826

Actually, we didn't build it, we just took Texas and converted it into a spaceworthy vehicle, using the Texans as definitely well-paid and well-fed workers. Anyway, once we got to the moon, we bred the spidercrocodilestonefish master race and loosed it upon the universe.