User:Loney 97/Loney's Epic Poll Page!



Hey People-who-clicked-that-link and also to that one random person who got here some other way, welcome to Loney's Epic Poll Page, which is where I've put all the randomish stuff that I couldn't put on my other page without it looking out of place. By the way, how did you enjoy my page?

How was it? It was awesome!!! Not bad. Meh, mine is better. It was missing something. ..

If you chose the last answer on the above poll, or, even if you didn't, what else would you like to see on my page? More pictures and stuff. I would like to see more text. thare wernt enuff tiypos,,, More of that epic Loney-style humour! Something else.

[[File:Alien_Loney.jpg|thumb|left| This is a thing Nancy did for me, it's my username in three languages, something, something, and something really cool  Is it great or what?

Is it? yes, das awesome!

Okay, random poll time! Which is better: Daffy Duck Donald Duck

If you got to pick where you died eventually, where would it be? A large field full of flowers and grass gently blowing in the wind. A deep forest, surrounded by tall trees. In a hospital bed surrounded by my family. At the bottom of a cliff I had just fallen off. In a Lamborghini I was driving before it spun out of control. In the bottom of an ocean sitting inside the fuselage of a plane. In a tiger enclouser at the zoo. In the act of saving someone else.

Which of the below board games is better? Monopoly Risk Probe Scrabble Pictionary Scattergories Hungry Hungry Hippos

What sybolizes Canada for you? A derpy beaver some random Moose standing in a lake. A maple leaf lying on the sidewalk after someone has stepped on it. A Coffee-Crisp bar. A can of Canada-Dry Ginger Ale. Snow, because I think Canada is covered in snow year-round (Logic) A hockey stick :3 The Tim Hortons logo. Canada is North America's toque, nuff said.

What is the best letter in the alphabet? A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Which of the below hats is the best? Top hats, those are pretty epic. Bowler hats, bowler hats are cool according to certain medical personnel. Toques, toques are canadian! Cowboy hats, although cowboys aren't considered very cool anymore. Just give me a good old ball cap any day. Paperboy cap, those are pretty boss. I don't like any hats at all, they feel weird on my head :c

Which is the better sugarless gum? Trident Exel Stride Juicy Fruit I only chew sugar gum because I like my dentist

If a giant meteorite was about to kill every person you ever knew including yourself, who would you save? Myself. One of my IRL friends. A family member. My pet. Someone I know on this Wiki. Someone I know somewhere online. Someone I've just barely met. My worst enemy.

Which is better? Mario Luigi Yoshi Bowser Peach Daisy Toad Donkey Kong

And now a few polls about me! Hmm, what if I had a star after my name? Yes, you'd make an awesome CM!! :D Meh, what 'evs I'm just voting because I like watching the wittle slidey things move around (BF) You, CM? (YS) Not if I can help it... (evil) Lemme find a wall to hit my head against... What was le question?

Do I bug you, do I get under your skin and irk you until you just can't stand it? Yeah, you do sometimes :c Yesh, and I love it :3 Naw, you're too nice for that. I wouldn't know, most of the time I just ignore you anyway.

Which of these statements best fits me? Loney is a anime-loving nerd who does nothing but sit inside all day on his computer. Loney is an idiot and he's really weird sometimes, but he's pretty interesting, too. Loney is the cutest boy I have ever not seen :3 Loney is one of the few people on this wiki who hasn't gone stark crazy yet. Loney is a good, stable, thoughtful Canadian individual, but he's not very good at conversations :c I'd like him better if he was a CM :P

How tall do you think Loney is? 6'5 6'3 6'1 5'11 5'9 5'7 5'5 5'3

What colour hair do you think Loney has? Black, like a vampire Dark brown Red lighter brown Blond. Some weird unnatural colour, like purple or lime green

Is Loney as cool as you? Nope, I'm still on top! Naw, he's way down there at the bottom. He's almost as cool as me, but not quite ;) I'm pretty sure Loney is currently in a room that's about room temperature, the same as me. He lives in Canada, so obviously he's cold all the time (Logic)

If Loney was a monster or something really scary, what would he be? A vampire, because he's just that cool. A wherewolf One of those slimy things that lives in a swamp. My little brother. A mummy. Loney is one of those weird ghosts that isn't content just walking around, but has to go around driving motorboats or throwing things at random people. Slenderman. A grue. A orc. Loney is obviously a yeti, sitting alone somewhere in his cave. Some weird thing from that sifi show I love. Some weird creature I just imagined in my head.

What interesting part of the Future are you looking forward to? I want to buy a cool hover chair like all those people had in Wall-e; those looked fun :3 I want to see someone eventually find and capture a Bigfoot just so that they can start some conservation thing with it to release more of them into the wild. I would like a computer chip inbeded into my skull so I don't have to have this heavy phone in my pocket all the time. I want to see Google and Disney take over the world and then start a huge war between eachother :3 I want to witness the iPocalypse :D I want someone to invent a timetravel machine so I can go back and see what the world was like before electric toasters. Loney as a CM :3 I want to see what happens to all those people that we're going to send to Mars.

What was your first thought after going through all these polls and voting? My answer was missing from all of them :c That Loney is as nutty as a fruitcake! That Loney is as nutty as a nutless fruitcake! Wow, I can't believe I just wasted so much of my life. I sure am glad I took that time to vote on all of these polls, now my debt to humanity has been repayed! :D I skipped them all (troll)