User:BraveNewRoyalty/Chat/Logs/18 June 2018

 [02:20]  😂😂😂😂😂 [02:20]  hey [02:20]  hey Duderino [02:21]  hows your day [02:21]  and perhaps yesterday [02:21]  actually hold that thought cause i need to shower badly [02:22]  good and okay [02:43]  ok im back [02:43]  and clean [02:45]  welcome back clean boy [02:45]  so yesterday [02:45]  / early today [02:45]  was one of the best nights of my life [02:47]  really [02:47]  what happened [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> i went to this small music festival [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i became woke [02:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> how woke [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> like [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> 10% [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> i went from sheltered to vaguely aware [02:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 🙏 Praise the Lord 🙏 [02:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> He's getting closer [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i realized theres another world out there [02:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> did you like it [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> a new undiscovered part of the human experience [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> hell yeah man [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> dude one of the bands had this pretty qt girl [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> and later that night when i was in line for food she started to chat me up [02:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> she even offered me a ride [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> which was hella creepy [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> if i was thinking with my other head i would accept [02:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> were you there by yourself [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats why she was talking to me [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> because i look like a sad loner 100% of the time [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> the last band did some nirvana covers [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> and the singer was really good at sounding like kurt [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> but then he took off his shirt [02:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> and there was a sports bra [02:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> then i notice that the only thing on below the waist was some spandex [02:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i realized [02:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;its a girl [02:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you missed a potentially amazing opportunity fam [02:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> woah [02:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> shes like 5 years my senior at least [02:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> i aint gonna get involved with that [02:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> !!! [02:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i would have killed for that [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think people had a hard time figuring out that im 16 [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> first thing i was asked [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> "are you 21?" [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> "no" [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> "Awesome!' [02:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> however I can't not give you credit [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was the youngest single there [02:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> kinda weird [02:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you were approached by a cute young woman [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> but [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> everyone there was so friendly [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> so eager to introduce themselves [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was freaky [02:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that is like 1000% credit [02:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> thanks nigma [02:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> keep introducing yourself to the outside world [02:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> maybe you'll get lucky again next time [02:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> im too much of a pussy to fug [02:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> What was the implication with the under 21 thing [02:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was so they could mark me to not serve me alc [02:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ahh [02:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess they dont get too many young people then? [02:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like teenagers your age i mean [02:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [02:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> there was one other person around my age [02:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> she was with her family [02:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then there were like pre-12 people [02:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> damn [02:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Eek [02:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> children [03:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> im glad i am so FREE so i can do this [03:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> and TASTE THE WORLD [03:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I hate kids under like 13, so annoying [03:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> meh [03:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &gt;16 [03:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &gt;No life, all free time, summer vacation [03:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Youre fuck in set dude [03:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> just gotta see where i can stick my foot in [03:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> and hope i can get in for free [03:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha yeah [03:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I never went to anything when I was around that age [03:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> big mistake, sometimes I wanna square up with younger me and knock some sense into my former self, but even if I could, young me would whoop my ass [03:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> i should learn to drive [03:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> somehow [03:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> and get a job [03:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> please do [03:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that was my primary mistake [03:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> cant get a job without learning to drive [03:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> cant learn to drive without getting a job [03:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> /shit/ [03:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> drivings easy [03:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [03:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have no funds to pay for instruction or cars [03:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> idk what kinda job you'd be looking for [03:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> id probably do something stupid [03:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you can walk to work [03:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but idk how close anything is to your house [03:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> not very [03:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [03:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i always see as a requirement that you must have a car [03:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> same here fam that was my excuse to not work [03:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i'm looking to buy something used under 1500 right now [03:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [03:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> nice [03:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [03:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> taxation is theft [03:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> or something [03:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> closest establishment is 1.5 miles away [03:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> i can easily do that but i feel like i have a hard time convincing anyone [03:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> same [03:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's how I felt when I became interested in actually advancing my life to semi-normality [03:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh and these places are not hiring (kappa) [03:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Oof x2 [03:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres a reason why i plan on joining an armed force [03:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's pretty solid I guess [03:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just don't be Chris Harper-Mercer [03:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah maybe id make them teach me how to drive [03:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw drive a humvee before i drive a honda civic [03:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my god nigma [03:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> [03:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yea? [03:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> asfangdmas [03:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Lmaoo how [03:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> i forgot [03:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> id work somewhere stupid like a museum or library and get paid jack over a normal job [03:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I prefer retail (no experience) [03:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I only took this job because I was offered it [03:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> listen if i have to deal with customers who want shit from me i will go berserk [03:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> have no job experience so nobody wants to hire me ;( [03:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha I love seeing people pissed off [03:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think we had this conversation before [03:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> partially [03:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [03:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> kek [03:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> practical reasons* [03:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but yeah, it's way easier to get a job now than after graduating [03:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> literally 0 replies to my job applications --- [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> i guess so [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> but unless its really late at night i wont be able to get there on time [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> because legs are slow [03:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> night shift is good [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> then i gotta walk back in the night [03:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> unless you work at a gas station or something [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> which im fine with in principle [03:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> but id be so [03:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired [03:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you walk back in the morning [03:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the initial departure would be at night though [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and yeah, night shift can be a fuck in energy drainer, but once you get your sleep schedule tuned, you'd be fine [03:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> well i dont know if i could do school along with this (kappa) [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha summer jobs ;) [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> gross [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> (wink o) [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> (wink old) [03:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ;( [03:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont like to make excuses but i would die trying to sleep during the daytime summer [03:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> why [03:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> do you do stuff on summer days [03:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> no i just sweat a lot in bed and wake up hella [03:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> thirsty n sht [03:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ah [03:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> dont you live up north [03:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes so im even weaker to heat [03:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> how hot is it up there [03:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> in the day [03:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> my limit is like 75 and i cant sleep [03:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i sleep with 2 blankets during summer nights, its usually 90ish outside around this time of year [03:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> bruh [03:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you get air conditioning [03:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yes [03:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont [03:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> and my window faces the sun [03:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> valid excuse [03:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but yeah self-sufficiency is always good [03:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> indeed [03:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> always is a bit extreme, but I think people like us can benefit from it [03:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what do you think about postsecondary [03:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> degrees are worthless [03:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> but knowledge is indispensable [03:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> do you think it's worth the time [03:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> its situational [03:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> if you are [03:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> interested in the subject [03:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> interested in the field of work that requires knowledge of the subject [03:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> then yes [03:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [03:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> if not then no, dont sign up for adult daycare [03:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have no idea what you would use that for due to my ignorance [03:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [03:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol actually [03:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> sounds solid [03:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah that's my actual plan [03:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I think careers are for suckers [03:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> i would probably feel like shit e having a career [03:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> walmart will still exist in the future [03:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> climbing the corporate ladder for 30 years [03:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then what [03:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ^^^^^^^ [03:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> but if you enjoy it then what the hell [03:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> the world needs that kind of people [03:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess some people do [03:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Yeah agreed [03:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> we just have too many [03:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Haha I actually wanted to be a -- until this year 😂 [03:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Then I realized that getting a doctorate is fuck in waste of time and existence [03:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> idk if youd be good at it [03:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> youd remind everyone of their dads [03:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I'm kinda crazy, I think I could help decipher the thoughts and feelings of certain patients [03:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> yuh [03:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> It's not something you learn from the books [03:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> But I'm also kinda slow and still working on my social skills so I don't think I could pull it off [03:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I feel like working at a store is simple enough, yet an active enough environment to keep me from being bored [03:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> talking with other people with low social skills is easy [03:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think im a total autistic beta until i talk to someone who is super shy [03:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Depends on who it is [03:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> If it was a cute girl or someone with quasi-normal thinking, all was good [03:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> well im good at talking with normal people but i cant keep them entertained [03:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> But then there's the quiet kids who are hateful or weird [03:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Like if I found one of those, like I'd hit the "dissociate with this human" button immediately, and cement myself as a much saner person than whoever I've been observed communicating with [03:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my god [03:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Borderline racists, or watch videos of people getting killed [03:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That type [03:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah me too [03:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> One time in class, one of those types said something about black people [03:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> And this entire table next to us looked at me and him [03:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i wanted to fuck in die [03:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> relatable [03:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> this is exactly why people don't approach people like us [03:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> we can be decent, but the bad ones always ruin the image of quiet betas [03:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I'm pretty sure I was the only quiet beta male in my grade that could be normal if presented with adequate social skills [03:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I think pulling out the race card also helped with taking me off the potential school shooter list [03:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> pfft [03:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> people think I'm white or Muslim or Asian [03:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess it's cool to be Hispanic though, so "cool" people treated me more like a normal person after revealing my POC status [03:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> why is it cool [03:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> idk [03:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> do they expect you to give them weed [03:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hispanic school shooters are unheard of [03:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> therefore I am not a threat [03:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> wasnt the florida one hispanic [03:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> i mean thats after your time i assume [03:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah but he looked white-ish [03:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> like a lot of hispanics [03:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like me [03:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [03:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you have any school shooter types at your school [04:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> we had one, but he was more of a domestic terrorist [04:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> crazy, but too crazy to be a school shooter [04:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the rest were too nerdy, nice, and partially braindead to be shooters as well [04:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Don't think any of them were redpills [04:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah, me xd [04:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> funny story actually [04:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> there was an attempted school shooting last year [04:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> some retard tried to buy a gun in the school parking lot [04:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> he got kicked out for the rest of the year but it was like may [04:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> BUT HE CAME BACK THIS YEAR [04:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> woah [04:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> was he actually planning to columbine, or was he just trying to be gangsta and buy a gat [04:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> rumor has it that he had a list [04:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> so yeah [04:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [04:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just curious, do you know any redpills [04:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> uhh [04:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> sorta [04:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> the annoying kind [04:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> hi izzy [04:11] <NancyWho> hi [04:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hey [04:11] <NancyWho> I worked today [04:11] <NancyWho> I have no soul left [04:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> whats your job [04:11] <NancyWho> I work at Kohl's [04:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I hope Brave isn't laughing [04:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [04:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> hue [04:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> sales associate? [05:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> college really is the cock carousel, huh [05:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha I lost my virginity in september B) [05:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you remember [05:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> BNR beat us both with kissing tho [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was autistic [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont like to brag about it [05:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> did you tongue kiss [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> the full 9 yards [05:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> gross you were 12 [05:01] <NancyWho> Brandon was my first kiss and her slobbered all over my face is was awful [05:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> what difference does that make [05:01] <NancyWho> *he [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually my breath was pretty bad at the time because that was before i discovered MOUTHWASH [05:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you were small children [05:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> !!!!!!!!! [05:02] <NancyWho> ew [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> she even told me but then kept going [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> kinda rad [05:02] <NancyWho> ew [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> i mean it was kinda weird [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> only this specific part of the roof of my mouth was bad [05:02] <NancyWho> kissing is weird [05:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> always keep your trusty gum, breathmints, or breathspray handy [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think it has to do with me being dehydrated 24/7 [05:02] <NancyWho> and it's not particularly enjoyable [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> nigma [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> i want to kiss someone while chewing gum [05:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i know [05:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> and give it to them [05:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh [05:03] <NancyWho> get [05:03] <NancyWho> out [05:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i didnt know [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> no izzy [05:03] <NancyWho> get out [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats like #5 on my list [05:03] <NancyWho> that's disgusting [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> no its not [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> unless you got diseases [05:03] <NancyWho> yes it is [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> with that same rationale you shouldnt kiss at all [05:04] <NancyWho> oh did I tell you I thought my bf gave me an STD [05:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> no [05:04] <NancyWho> It was a few weeks of very intense fear lmao [05:04] <NancyWho> cuz how would I break that to the parents [05:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> nice topic change but its more interesting anyways [05:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> what was it [05:04] <NancyWho> Turns out it was just a super bad yeast infection! I love being a girl! [05:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmoa vaginas r disgusting [05:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> was this around the same time you used some peppermint shit and burned yourself for 3 weeks [05:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> was it the same thing [05:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> KEK [05:05] <NancyWho> No this was right after I came home [05:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ah [05:05] <NancyWho> and I burned myself with hair removal cream [05:06] <NancyWho> it went in places it should never have been lol [05:06] <NancyWho> and then [05:06] <NancyWho> I read that peppermint oil could help soothe it [05:06] <NancyWho> but I didn't know you had to dilute it [05:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh god [05:06] <NancyWho> agony [05:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and us men think it's bad when we get the old spice shower gel up the pee-pee hole, huh BNR? [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> never used shower gel [05:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> come on man dont leave me hanging [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> but one time i tried to use shampoo as lube [05:07] <NancyWho> idiot [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think i skipped school that day [05:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> LMAO [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> this was when i wanted to fug everything that moves [05:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> its a risk I take every time I jack off in the shower, i'm used to it now [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i cant jack off standing up [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i dont like the wet feeling on muh dicc [05:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> laying down in the tub jackass [05:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ! [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i did that once [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> it took like 5x the amount of time as usual [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i kept losing it [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> wasnt fun [05:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's my preferred setting [05:10] <NancyWho> How do I boost someone's ego and self confidence without them knowing [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> "i love you" [05:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> No [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> hang out with them [05:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> maybe [05:10] <NancyWho> But I can't [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> give them attention [05:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ^ [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> lots of it [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> like [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> A LOT [05:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but not too much or they'll think it's out of pity [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> you have to be naturally interested in them [05:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> one time i spent 4 months talking to a girl who only did it because she thought i lived in hell [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was actually the worst time of my life [05:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> every time i tell these anecdotes i believe them less and less [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> its just so absurd [05:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha back in my slightly-redpill days I would have strangled people like that [05:12] <NancyWho> It's just I was on the phone with my bby, and this is not the first time he's made some sort of comment about not knowing why I'd date someone like him because I could get more attractive guys. It bothers me [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> i chased her off by being a cunt lmao [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> literally me everyday izzy [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> with my imaginary gf [05:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> fuck in legend brave [05:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know what really sucks [05:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> mosquito bites on your back [05:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> i got tons of them [05:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> wow BNR how thoughtful [05:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what a clever solution to izzys problem [05:13] <NancyWho> they're worse on knuckles and ears [05:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know i dont even want to think about that [05:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> at the request of nigma i will now shut up (kappa) [05:14] <NancyWho> lmao what [05:15] <NancyWho> redpill is for weaklings I'm blackpill [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> but yeah i think you should do the ol "i appreciate x y and z about you" to him [05:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &lt; me, - "wow BNR how thoughtful. what a clever solution to izzys problem", thus prompting his response [05:15] <NancyWho> I already do that [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> hahahahaha [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> hahahh [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> HAHAHHAHA [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> fuck izzy [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont know [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have this problem and idont even know what i want to hear [05:16] <NancyWho> it's funny because I think it bothers him that I'm the same way lmao [05:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> maybe i was a blackpill, not redpill [05:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> anyway [05:16] <NancyWho> blackpill is like incel [05:16] <NancyWho> or MGTOW [05:16] <NancyWho> god I love them [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont like nihilism or blackpill like thinking because it makes me sad [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> is that BASED or bluepill [05:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i dunno anymore [05:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i didnt hate women just fake women [05:17] <NancyWho> if she breathes [05:17] <NancyWho> she's a THOOOOOOOT [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> if she breathes [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> she's engaging in cellular respiration [05:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i wanna strangle young me [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont we all [05:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂 [05:17] <NancyWho> do you know what cellular respiration is [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> its a part of growing up [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> to quote blink-182 [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> shut the fuck up izzy breathing is required for it [05:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just tell your boyfriend that hotter guys are probably like 100% assholes and his dick is good enough for you [05:18] <NancyWho> But I think he [05:18] <NancyWho> *he's the hottest one lolol [05:18] <NancyWho> idk when I like someone I get tunnel vision [05:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> speaking of blink now im reminded that your boyfriend looks like mark hoppus [05:18] <NancyWho> other guys look gross to me [05:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> if he doesnt think he is, just lead him on [05:19] <NancyWho> I'm offended [05:19] <NancyWho> he does not [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> the first time i said that you agreed a little [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> does not think he's the hottest? [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> (kappa) [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh replying to brave [05:20] <NancyWho> https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj1aRMCnCNeixdUBzQHiiTo_rf4_JUlWK5dgf80/?taken-by=cranky_cupcakes [05:20] <NancyWho> I did not [05:20] <NancyWho> I look like a whale lmao [05:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> bro you look like a freakin- [05:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [05:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> you look like my 1st grade teacher [05:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> are those flats [05:20] <NancyWho> I'm fat, thank you [05:20] <NancyWho> yes [05:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you don't look that fat [05:21] <NancyWho> "that fat" [05:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think its the clothing [05:21] <NancyWho> thank you lmao [05:21] <NancyWho> lol [05:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hey i'm under contractual obligation to say my girlfriend is the hottest [05:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> and your allegeldy large hips [05:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> and how we cant see your waist because YOUR TIDDY ARE JUST SO BIG [05:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but yeah, it's the clothes [05:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually izzy you remind me of the sassy black lady meme [05:22] <NancyWho> literally that day [05:23] <NancyWho> we were out and Drake randomly goes [05:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> t-shirt and jean shorts, and what brave just said about your hips and chest [05:23] <NancyWho> "you have a black girl booty" [05:23] <NancyWho> and I was like okay thanks [05:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> gg [05:23] <NancyWho> that's how I look [05:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the pant legs make your legs look fat in that photo [05:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what is the official name for that article of clothing [05:24] <NancyWho> romper? idk [05:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as a male, I only know about "pants" and "shirts" [05:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> they remind me of jnco jeans [05:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what state is he from [05:25] <NancyWho> I'm also standing super awkwardly cuz my grandparents took the picture lmao [05:25] <NancyWho> Missouri [05:25] <NancyWho> He lives in Springfield [05:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay good, it's legal for men to wear cargo shorts there [05:25] <NancyWho> lmao [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> its only illegal when youre a fatass [05:25] <NancyWho> those aren [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> he's like muscle-fat [05:25] <NancyWho> aren't cargo shorts [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what are they [05:26] <NancyWho> shorts [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> khaki shorts? [05:26] <NancyWho> of a light color [05:26] <NancyWho> no [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i only wear jeans lmao [05:26] <NancyWho> khaki is a material [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> its the shorts that the "you know i had to do it to em" guy wore [05:26] <NancyWho> it was like 96 out that day [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> whats your opinion on cargo pants [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as a female [05:27] <NancyWho> burn them [05:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> what if youre hiking [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> and actually need the pockets [05:27] <NancyWho> wear hiking shorts [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because i never stopped wearing them till i turned 17 [05:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> arent those just cargo shorts [05:27] <NancyWho> disgusting [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i had them in every colour [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> except olive green [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wanted to see what cargo full pants looked like and i typed in "cargo pants" [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my god the first FUCKING IMAGE [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0293/9277/products/Fashion_Nova_08-25-17-147_1000x.jpg?v=1525506260 [05:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> CHRIST [05:28] <NancyWho> that's a weird butt [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> at that point its not even attractive [05:28] <NancyWho> it looks weirdly flat but wide [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> id wear these but like the literal military surplus ones [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> i used to dress like a yugoslavian partisan with actual military jackets and jeans [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> i should get some camo pants to really look like an ass [05:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> our failed terrorist wore army-esque clothes [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> those girls who wear camo field jackets [05:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> in junior high [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> but i can tell from a mile away theyre not surplus [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> really piss me off [05:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> green urban camo is gross [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> its also [05:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> ...impractical [05:30] <NancyWho> true [05:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I have one shirt that I got from old navy for $1 thats urban camo [05:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats it [05:30] <NancyWho> you run the risk of getting hit by cars and shit cuz no one can see you [05:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> fuck not old navy [05:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> kohls [05:31] <NancyWho> everything sold at kohls is utter garbage [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> urban camo doesnt freaking work [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> especially in green [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> woah [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> listen up [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> urban pipeline mens jeans are (ok) [05:32] <NancyWho> today I learned [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> nigma are you trendy [05:32] <NancyWho> men are truly animals [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> so are women [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> and all humans [05:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I try to be visually appealing [05:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have 0 clue how to dress [05:33] <NancyWho> but no one can tear up a section quite like a man [05:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> T-shirt, jeans, converse [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> so i just roll with a shirt and pants and if its cold ill wear a flannel or loose jacket [05:33] <NancyWho> they mess up all the folded clothes [05:33] <NancyWho> like [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> i always wear converse or van esqe shoes for skating [05:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Occasionally I will wear a hawaiian shirt if I feel like being a meme [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually i only started wearing converse this year [05:33] <NancyWho> just take one shirt, don't dig in the pile of identical shirts [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> izzy [05:33] <NancyWho> you don't need to unfold it to see the size [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> you gotta find the one in your size [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> YES YOU DO [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> because the letters never work [05:33] <NancyWho> no you don't [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> you have to do the thing [05:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I fold them back [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> where you put it to your chest [05:34] <NancyWho> there are stickers [05:34] <NancyWho> and they just drop everything on the ground [05:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I do a really shit ty job but I fold them back [05:34] <NancyWho> I think everyone who shops at kohls has a general air of "i don't give a fuck " or "let me talk to your manager" about them [05:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yes [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> i feel like i should get some sort of style that fits into the area i am but doesnt make me look like a faggot [05:35] <NancyWho> so today [05:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> t shirt and jeans [05:35] <NancyWho> we had been closed about 15 minutes [05:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> always works [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats not a style nigma [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> and everyone hates me for wearing that [05:35] <NancyWho> I had spent 30 minutes refolding an entire table [05:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> uh oh [05:36] <NancyWho> out of nowhere a small indian kid runs up and pushes like half the shirts onto the ground [05:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [05:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [05:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [05:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> F [05:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> how the hell was he in there [05:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> im not sure if I would have a job anymore after that [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> im not sure i would be a free citizen anymore after that [05:37] <NancyWho> apparently, his parents are well known because they consistently try and stay in the store as long as possible after closing and they're super rude [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> why do people do this [05:37] <NancyWho> and they are [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> just get your shit and leave [05:37] <NancyWho> they kept grabbing stuff up and demanding to buy it [05:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> are they the clearance-scrounging type [05:38] <NancyWho> and the manager was like "we are closed. We can put it on hold for you and you can buy it tomorrow" [05:38] <NancyWho> omg clearance is the worst [05:38] <NancyWho> it's already a mess [05:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Bless your manager [05:38] <NancyWho> but as soon as I get it semi-organized someone tears it up again [05:38] <NancyWho> but like [05:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> F [05:38] <NancyWho> they never do it while you're looking [05:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Clearance at the Kohls I applied to is usually nice [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> people sort the clearance shit ? [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> its always just a pile of crap [05:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Cause its full of trash and out-of-season shit [05:39] <NancyWho> no, you literally just have to pick up all the stuff that gets thrown on the floor [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> this is why i cant work at retail [05:39] <NancyWho> and make sure the hangers are untangled [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> i will hurt someone [05:39] <NancyWho> then people come and take stuff out and drape it over the rack [05:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> this is exactly why I want to work retail [05:40] <NancyWho> because it takes so much effort to hang it back up [05:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> grr i hate those [05:40] <NancyWho> I'm going to have nightmares about the toy section [05:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> from a customer viewpoint anyway [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because i hate moving shit out of the way when i'm looking for some flannels or hawaiian shirts in clearance [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive never worn a hawaiian shirt [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont think i have the courage [05:41] <NancyWho> I had to stop like 5 kids from ripping up packaging [05:41] <NancyWho> it's a shit show [05:41] <NancyWho> like [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> LMAO [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh god [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> do people at kohls chimp out [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> jesus christ [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> do parents beat their kids up there [05:41] <NancyWho> no you can't pay with these toys [05:42] <NancyWho> the parents don't give a fuuuuuck [05:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because in - the parents will prolly beat them [05:42] <NancyWho> this is Illinois [05:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [05:42] <NancyWho> liberals [05:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> if these were my children i would be very ashamed [05:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> i would keep them in the hot car [05:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> im pretty liberal but beating kids is fundamental [05:42] <NancyWho> also all the angry people [05:42] <NancyWho> mad about their expired kohls cash [05:43] <NancyWho> like calm down [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> this is why the human race is going to fail [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wonder if its like this in other countries [05:43] <NancyWho> it's not my fault it's expired [05:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> bro [05:43] <NancyWho> I get an employee discount [05:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> its kohls cash its literally free money calm TF down [05:43] <NancyWho> wanna know how much it's for [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> 5% [05:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> not like theyre getting ripped off [05:43] <NancyWho> 15% [05:44] <NancyWho> woo [05:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> BIG] [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ayy [05:44] <NancyWho> i don't shop at kohls tho so it doesn't matter [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ;( [05:44] <NancyWho> the stuff is actually super over priced [05:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont think ive ever been inside a kohls [05:44] <NancyWho> they make you feel like you're getting a deal [05:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> there isnt one in my city anyways [05:44] <NancyWho> you're not] [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hell yeah kohls is expensive af [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> american af B) [05:44] <NancyWho> true [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive only shopped at old navy for the past 16 years [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> im a loser [05:45] <NancyWho> I find myself wishing I was working in a smaller retail store full of clothes I actually like [05:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the only shit worth buying there is store brand clothes [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> i try going into other stores [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> but theyre so [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> gay [05:45] <NancyWho> like anthropologie [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> like really [05:45] <NancyWho> the only thing kohls is good for is bras [05:46] <NancyWho> which sounds weird but [05:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> old navy is kinda trash [05:46] <NancyWho> that's the one thing that actually is a good deal [05:46] <NancyWho> old navy is a lot of very basic stuff [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> it is but its so generic [05:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> their graphic tees are good [05:46] <NancyWho> I buy tank tops there [05:46] <NancyWho> that's about it [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> one time i shopped at a&amp;f [05:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I get my 80s aesthetic T-shirts there [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> i bought two things and ran out of money [05:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> A&amp;F is trash [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> the receipts are very nice though [05:46] <NancyWho> gap is kind of like old navy but slightly nicer [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Banana Republic is trash [05:47] <NancyWho> lmao who even shops there [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> ^ [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> upper middle class white people [05:47] <NancyWho> I like H&amp;M occasionally [05:47] <NancyWho> they're good for if you need neutral basics [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I think I've been there twice [05:47] <NancyWho> and their mens shirts are nice somtimes [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> fuck man [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> shopping for clothes is so hard for me [05:48] <NancyWho> it's always hard [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> im going to make my future gf do it for me [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah H&amp;M is a goldmine [05:48] <NancyWho> TJ Maxx and Marshals is where I shop mostly [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the one I shop at gets lots of shit from Kohls [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and its &lt;3 [05:48] <NancyWho> ew [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> remember mens clothes [05:49] <NancyWho> my grandmother was comparing kohls to nordstroms [05:49] <NancyWho> and I was like how dare you [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> dude [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> i should get a job [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> because every time i shop i have to drag my mom with me [05:49] <NancyWho> money is good [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i buy one thing and shes already fed up [05:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> to your average man, jeans are jeans. and the trendy man knows that faded jeans are for virgins or manual laborers [05:49] <NancyWho> I'm getting paid $10 an hour. It's the only thing that keeps me sane [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> moneys alright [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i remember reading that the average parent spends $500 on clothing for their child each year [05:50] <NancyWho> is that it? [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> these last 2 years my mom has spent 30 (kappa) [05:50] <NancyWho> oh [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ouch [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> wait a minute [05:51] <NancyWho> I have jeans that cost like $90 [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> i cant even fathom that shit [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ive been talkin shit about old navy and glorifying kohls jeans [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but im wearing my only pair of old navy jeans right now [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> you played yourself [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> borderline kms moment [05:51] <NancyWho> with my body type basically if it fits well you buy it whatever it costs [05:51] <NancyWho> sucks [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah they're bootcuts [05:52] <NancyWho> are you wearing boots [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> no [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> izzy did you ever have to wear those jeans that had the elastic inside [05:52] <NancyWho> get out [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats why i dont wear these anymore [05:52] <NancyWho> lmao what brave [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> unless my regulars or slims are dirty [05:52] <NancyWho> oh like the kid jeans? [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [05:52] <NancyWho> the adjustable ones [05:52] <NancyWho> yeah when I was a kid [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> i had to until i was 13 [05:52] <NancyWho> all kid jeans have those [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i dont even remember what I wore prior to 10th grade [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> probably nothing good [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> like everyone else [05:53] <NancyWho> I wore jeans and t shirts [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like I found this picture a couple months ago, I was like 12 [05:53] <NancyWho> at one point I wanted a fedora [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> this was during my LMBW peak mind you [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> jesus CHRIST izzy [05:53] <NancyWho> my mom said no and I'm eternally grateful to her [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> White T-shirt, cargo pants [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and my black peach fuzz beard [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> gg [05:54] <NancyWho> I was really into christian rappers for a while and wanted to dress like that [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;christian rappers [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah you're lucky [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> has there ever been a worse meme [05:54] <NancyWho> I wasn't allowed to listed to secular music [05:54] <NancyWho> listen [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wasnt allowed to look at porn but i did it anyways [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and hes a fedora wearer [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> KEK [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> proof that fedoras are for losers [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> christian music is so weird [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> like its one thing to make a song about jesus [05:55] <NancyWho> I've never seen a fedora worn well in the wild [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> but making it your entire thing [05:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay so is it legal for kids under 12 to wear fedoras [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my god im reminded [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> ked has a fedora [05:55] <NancyWho> omg I know [05:55] <NancyWho> it's so cringe [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> its made out of that sun hat material though [05:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I had one when I was 9 [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> slightly less bad [05:55] <NancyWho> no excuse [05:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I used to make lots of home videos [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> nigma [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> im hurtin [05:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> my female friend and I made little movies [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> IM [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> HURTTIN [05:56] <NancyWho> *tips fedora* m'lady [05:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> they were cringy [05:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but wholesome [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was going to talk about how i get shit on for my style [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha she totally would have been my gf if we hadn't both moved away from where we used to live [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> which seems legit because i only have 3 shirts that i cycle [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> and 2 pairs of jeans [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> woah [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> whats the crime stoppers number for washington [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> did i commit a fashion crime [05:57] <NancyWho> I only have three pairs of jeans so [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> how often do you shower [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah but you have other pants [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont (kappa) [05:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> like 9 times a week [05:57] <NancyWho> no I don't [05:58] <NancyWho> I have dresses tho [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> those count [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay so practically daily [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> theyre like skirts but part of your shirt [05:58] <NancyWho> I wear my jeans several days in a row [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes nigma [05:58] <NancyWho> sometimes way longer than I should lmao [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> im not an abused child [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [05:58] <NancyWho> because I'm lazy [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but [05:58] <NancyWho> is he a neck beard [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> i gotta do the laundry actually [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hes a fuck in skeleton like me [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive been waering this one shirt for [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> like [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> 3 days [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i went to that music festival in it [05:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> so it probably has a lot of secondhand smoke on it [05:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> brb [05:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so he fits the neckbeard description except hes underweight and enjoys exercising [05:59] <NancyWho> that's a subtype [05:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and has no facial hair [05:59] <NancyWho> lmao [05:59] <NancyWho> how old [05:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 16? [05:59] <NancyWho> lol [06:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> we're pretty decent friends [06:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but he has to be called out on this behavior [06:00] <NancyWho> my roommate last semester went out with this one guy who was neckbeard-y [06:00] <NancyWho> but not overweight or anything [06:00] <NancyWho> just cringe af [06:00] <NancyWho> on the first date he said [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i have a neckbeard, but am not a neckbeard, you know? [06:01] <NancyWho> "I'd never allow any woman I was with to have a child. Because then they wouldn't give me enough attention" [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> where is he [06:01] <NancyWho> I'm not sure why she didn't end it there [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> where is this excuse for a human being [06:01] <NancyWho> she met him at anime club lmao [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> this is the type of person that tarnishes my image [06:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as a "facial hair enthusiast" (actually im too lazy to shave it off) [06:02] <NancyWho> anyway he got progressively more and more creepy so she cut off contact with him [06:02] <NancyWho> this was fall semester [06:02] <NancyWho> then in spring semester she was sitting outside [06:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay she needs to give me his personal info [06:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> we need to square up in the student parking lot right now [06:03] <NancyWho> and she gets a text from an unknown number and it says "must be nice sitting out there in the shade" [06:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:03] <NancyWho> and she's like "uh who is this?" [06:03] <NancyWho> and he goes "oof that's rough" [06:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> holy shit [06:03] <NancyWho> like you fuck er, you literally got a new number to text her then have the audacity to act like you're some sort of victim [06:04] <NancyWho> I met him once [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> how old is this man [06:04] <NancyWho> he was pathetic [06:04] <NancyWho> idk like 20 [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> grr [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> he actually makes me angry [06:04] <NancyWho> same tho [06:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol this loser [06:04] <NancyWho> I wanted to smack him [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I understand all the though processes [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thought* [06:05] <NancyWho> he was acting like they were dating after one date and he told her that he had been cheated on three times [06:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like this is how I would have acted maybe when I was 15 [06:05] <NancyWho> my theory is that he was never actually dating anyone he just was that clingy [06:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> when women give me 1 attention i act like this [06:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> or i want to [06:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah [06:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> then I actually got a gf and acted totally different than I thought I would [06:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it was weird, like you plan stuff out for years in your head and then you act totally different [06:06] <NancyWho> I went through a cringe "I'll only be able to date people online" phase [06:06] <NancyWho> I wanna kms [06:06] <NancyWho> and lol same [06:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and it was double weird because I act like an almost normal human [06:07] <NancyWho> I just kinda go with it [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah, it was easier than I thought [06:07] <NancyWho> I'm weird, but I hope I'm endearing at least [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> " I went through a cringe "I'll only be able to date people online" phase" [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it just kinda comes out naturally I guess [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats easy mode, izzy [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> no bueno [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah the whole online dating thing never flew with me [06:07] <NancyWho> it's emotionally unfulfilling and depressing [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so I never tried it [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> its shit [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> because both of you only show off selective things to each other [06:08] <NancyWho> my goal was and is marriage so lmao [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> online marriage via mmo [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> is it? glad I saved myself the trouble [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i online dated someone for a year [06:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then they disappeared from my life one day [06:09] <NancyWho> I did for 2 years [06:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> that was the motivation i got to turn my life around [06:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what happened [06:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> (both of you) [06:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> if you dont mind [06:10] <NancyWho> like what part [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just a paraphrase I guess [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> a mutual friend of ours called the motherfucking cps on her [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> i didnt find out till much later [06:11] <NancyWho> was this the trans one [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> sigh izzy [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> cops or cps? [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> cps [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> F [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> wtf happened [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> literally nothing [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> "we're looking for x" [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> "not here" [06:12] <NancyWho> I was trying to have an online relationship with someone who was mentally unstable while I myself was mentally unstable [06:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> why did the mutual friend call cps [06:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> because she was concerned about nothing [06:12] <NancyWho> it's amazing how much you can feel like you care about someone and how easy it is to get hurt when all you're able to do is text each other [06:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually she has never went to school and stuff [06:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ah :/ [06:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh damn brave [06:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah she lives in a super-trad romani household [06:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> kinda weird and ill never understand it [06:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so her parents said "haha fuck that" and took away her internet or smth? [06:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> or his [06:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [06:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ouchie [06:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> we speak again now but we lost feeling for each other [06:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ahh [06:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> and also i dont want to hit up trans chicks [06:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> anymore [06:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> mtf or ftm [06:14] <NancyWho> do you look back on it and feel glad it's over? [06:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> mtf [06:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ah [06:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> every day izzy [06:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> it was a fucking waste of goddamn time [06:15] <NancyWho> I feel the same. Tho at this point it was so long ago I barely even remember what it felt like [06:15] <NancyWho> also I was not well [06:15] <NancyWho> I feel super disconnected from my teenage years [06:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> :/ [06:15] <NancyWho> now that I'm medicated [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> nigma that emote is killing me [06:16] <NancyWho> I'm such a happy person now it's weird [06:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> why bnr [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> i feel like its unintentional [06:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> stock wikia :/ is so much better than :| [06:16] <NancyWho> :/ [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> and some silly shit comes out [06:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> :\ [06:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha i definitely need medication [06:17] <NancyWho> for what [06:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i dont enjoy anything [06:17] <NancyWho> I don't know if medication would help that [06:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah it wouldnt [06:18] <NancyWho> I have a thyroid disorder so I needed to get my hormones regulated [06:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but placebo effect exists [06:18] <NancyWho> I was so depressed it was awful [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was extra sad this year until i started listening to edgy music [06:18] <NancyWho> I would sleep all the time or I would sit and just cry or feel sad, no energy [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> really weird [06:18] <NancyWho> sucked [06:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I started being depressed around the time I joined LMBW [06:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> is it bcuz u got b&amp; (link) [06:19] <NancyWho> I was really sick when I joined the wiki [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> then it really kicked in by 2015 [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> shUT uP [06:19] <NancyWho> which is why my behavior was so erratic lmao [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that was gonna be my next point :p [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was 9 years old when i joined so i was just a little shit :) [06:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> after losing communication with lmbw chat like I realized how empty my life was [06:20] <NancyWho> it's so frustrating when you feel so horrible and people only have so much sympathy [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually me when i got permablocked [06:20] <NancyWho> like your condition doesn't change but they get annoyed [06:20] <NancyWho> then you act out [06:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that sounds terrible [06:21] <NancyWho> also tho you can't exactly explain to people "hey guys, every day I have involuntary thoughts where I see my family getting murdered or people I love getting hurt and dying, or I see all the ways I could kill myself or maim myself" [06:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like I have a psychological reason for my depression, whereas yours was physical, so you couldnt even rationalize your feelings could you? [06:22] <NancyWho> oh yeah, like since it was hormonal there was literally nothing I could do to fix it [06:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> shiiit [06:22] <NancyWho> and I had no reason to be so depressed [06:22] <NancyWho> so that made me sad [06:22] <NancyWho> I didn't have any friends [06:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats like scary depression [06:23] <NancyWho> but the thought of going out and finding some felt so physically and mentally exhausting I couldn't work up the energy to even get out of bed [06:23] <NancyWho> It was scary [06:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i feel like my bluntness is slightly downplaying what youre saying but its unintentional [06:23] <NancyWho> lol no it's not [06:24] <NancyWho> you're good [06:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay [06:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> for me, going out and finding one was years of social anxiety [06:24] <NancyWho> then when we found out it was my thyroid and I got medicated the involuntary thoughts went away within 3 weeks and haven't been back since [06:24] <NancyWho> I still had depression until we found the proper dosage tho [06:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> someone was prevented by * [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you've been medicated since? [06:25] <NancyWho> tho the thyroid stuff suuuucked [06:25] <NancyWho> since I was 17 so 4 years [06:25] <NancyWho> because my thyroid is all messed up because I have tumors on it [06:25] <NancyWho> then the doctor one day casually mentions one may be cancerous [06:25] <NancyWho> which didn't help my mental condition at the time lmao [06:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> :/ [06:26] <NancyWho> I like to stress out about things [06:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Glad you're actually feeling better now [06:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Didn't know that about you [06:26] <NancyWho> I've felt consistently great for about a year and a half now [06:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Haha yeah I never stress about anything, I disconnect from reality frequently [06:26] <NancyWho> I had to go to counseling tho lol [06:26] <NancyWho> which was super helpful [06:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Okay never is a lie, I stress about certain things, but 95% of what I do is stress-free [06:27] <NancyWho> But yeah, I used to be a really mean and annoying person lol [06:27] <NancyWho> I try not to stress about things [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> y'all make me feel sheltered [06:27] <NancyWho> sometimes I can make a choice not to [06:27] <NancyWho> sometimes I can't [06:28] <NancyWho> Like I choose not to stress about school and grades [06:28] <NancyWho> but I can't help but stress about people I care about [06:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> at this point in my life, everything is arbitrary [06:28] <NancyWho> for instance I was talking to Drake and he had to go and he said he'd call me back in a minute [06:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so my stress is usually only about my relationships and such. occasionally about work or the likes [06:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> omg [06:28] <NancyWho> 4 hours later I'm like "WHAT IF HE DIED" [06:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> every day man [06:29] <NancyWho> he took a nap lmao [06:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats me every day [06:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> sometimes i'll check the news to see if theres been any car accidents [06:29] <NancyWho> I have tried so hard to remain un-crazy in this relationship [06:30] <NancyWho> I give him his space and quietly freak out in private lol [06:30] <NancyWho> omg I literally did that [06:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> same here [06:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> huh [06:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> bro i used to check obituaries [06:30] <NancyWho> same [06:30] <NancyWho> for online people [06:30] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay I don't think I can relate to that one [06:31] <NancyWho> sometimes lately I'm able to talk myself down from my crazy [06:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I try not to talk to myself [06:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> i talk to myself all the time [06:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> people walk on me doing it [06:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i feel like shit every time [06:32] <NancyWho> I just talk to myself in my head lmao [06:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Since I disconnect a lot, and I don't care about a lot of things, I used to have full on hours long conversations with myself [06:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> back when I was depressed last couple years [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> i make tulpas [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> i speak to them [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> its nice [06:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just different viewpoints in my head arguing all the time [06:32] <NancyWho> I don't do that but I'll have long conversations as I plan out what I would say in very specific hypothetical situations [06:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> sometimes it's voluntary, other times it just kinda happens [06:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> then both sides realize they're the same person and I'm like "wtf" [06:34] <NancyWho> I need to get up the energy to take off my makeup and put on pajamas [06:34] <NancyWho> also find my earbuds [06:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> haha PJs [06:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I sleep in jeans [06:34] <NancyWho> ew [06:34] <NancyWho> I like comfort [06:34] <NancyWho> I sleep in yoga pants [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> sleeping in jeans should only be done in emergencies [06:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't care [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> i will shame you for it [06:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so jeans, pjs, basketball shorts [06:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as long as I get my 2 blankets I could care less about what my lower garments are [06:35] <NancyWho> honestly, I wear yoga pants and men's shirts as much as possible [06:35] <NancyWho> I'll get up, get dressed for class, come back, put my pajamas back on, and just get re-dressed every time I have to go out [06:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats way too much work [06:36] <NancyWho> I hate wearing shoes too [06:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i have to [06:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because uh [06:36] <NancyWho> I do too but I hate it [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> i thought all girls hate wearing shoes [06:36] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I prefer the freedom of flip flops [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> because they take them off at the first opportunity [06:37] <NancyWho> I broke my toe the other day [06:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but if I want to look (fire) I gotta wear my converse [06:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> what color are your converse [06:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i have 3 pairs [06:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> conversai [06:37] <NancyWho> are any of them salmon [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats the best [06:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> black, water-resistant cream white, and multicoloured tropical foliage against a black background [06:38] <NancyWho> lmao [06:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> all 3 are hitops [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive never worn the hi(gh)tops [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> but i feel like i would hate it [06:38] <NancyWho> I have one pair [06:38] <NancyWho> they're black [06:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> lowtops are satans work [06:39] <NancyWho> I prefer flats [06:39] <NancyWho> I have one pair that Drake hates [06:39] <NancyWho> because they're all I ever wear [06:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> are you taller than drake [06:39] <NancyWho> no [06:39] <NancyWho> we're the same weight [06:39] <NancyWho> lmao [06:39] <NancyWho> height [06:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just making sure [06:39] <NancyWho> fuck me [06:39] <NancyWho> I can't type [06:39] <NancyWho> my poor bby he's short [06:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> his shoes are thicc [06:40] <NancyWho> what does that mean [06:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> the soles are thicker than your flats [06:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so in the photo you look the same height, but i couldnt be sure [06:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> w/o asking [06:40] <NancyWho> my flats were deceivingly thick [06:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> also how did you break your toe [06:41] <NancyWho> they look thin but on the back they give me like a quarter inch if not more [06:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> cant just mention that and not elaborate [06:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh damn [06:41] <NancyWho> I was getting a package from outside and when I went back in I smacked my foot on the door jam [06:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> damn [06:42] <NancyWho> it hurt very much [06:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [06:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> flats are like a requirement [06:43] <NancyWho> it doesn't seem to bother Drake that we're the same height, he wants me to wear heels [06:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [06:43] <NancyWho> I mean [06:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> prom was garbage but at least i can tell my kids i went [06:43] <NancyWho> does it matter [06:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> no [06:43] <NancyWho> lol I never went to any sort of dance [06:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but it deflates my ego [06:44] <NancyWho> I think Drake's ego is so huge it takes more than me being several inches taller than him to deflate it lmao [06:44] <NancyWho> the first guy I dated was 6'3 and on the baseball team [06:44] <NancyWho> also an ass [06:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I'm a sensitive boy [06:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 15 yr old me: who would have guessed he was an ass [06:45] <NancyWho> also didn't know how to kiss. I'm glad it never went very far [06:45] <NancyWho> tho I'm still miffed [06:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ouch [06:45] <NancyWho> a bit [06:45] <NancyWho> it's like [06:45] <NancyWho> You know that something isn't right, but it still stings because you aren't the dumper [06:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> who'd he dump you for [06:46] <NancyWho> literally I was gonna have a sit down talk with him like ADULTS, but he ghosted me first lmao [06:46] <NancyWho> He dumped me for his frat he was starting. He was 19 tho. A freshman. Of course he didn't want to be in a relationship xD [06:47] <NancyWho> To his credit, he came clean and explained everything and I honestly don't have any hard feelings [06:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ouch [06:47] <NancyWho> he was a baby [06:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> At least he dumped you instead of cheating [06:47] <NancyWho> I'm glad tho [06:48] <NancyWho> I wouldn't have met Drake otherwise and I'm so happy now lol [06:48] <NancyWho> also it's way better dating someone older than me [06:48] <NancyWho> Also someone actually intelligent lmao [06:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> gotdam [06:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> i still have two more days of school [06:49] <NancyWho> I would try to talk about politics and science and shit and he'd just be like what [06:49] <NancyWho> how [06:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah same, it's like I wish things had been different in my past, but I'm also glad that they happened because I'm in a good relationship now [06:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> white college sports players arent gonna understand that stuff [06:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> assuming hes white [06:50] <NancyWho> he played baseball sooooo [06:50] <NancyWho> lmao [06:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> hey man [06:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> baseballs big in japan [06:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:51] <NancyWho> Brandon was also high all the time so again, probably for the best lmao [06:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hahaaaaa drugs [06:52] <NancyWho> weed I could deal with [06:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:52] <NancyWho> but he was also selling xanax and would occasionally use it [06:52] <NancyWho> at the time I was too close to the situation to realize how fucking bad that was [06:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [06:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> nobody ever offers me drugs because im too sheltered (y) [06:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> does not make*** [06:54] <NancyWho> Brandon would text me while high and just be super depressed [06:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [06:55] <NancyWho> then I guess you get past that and you can barely sit up straight lmao [06:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> nicotine drops me -- [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> a cigarette can drop me to the ground in 15 seconds [06:56] <NancyWho> Drake wants we to try it but I said I'd only ever try edibles. He doesn't even like weed tho, the fuck er [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i dont think that should happen [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> edibles are way stronger than smoking it [06:57] <NancyWho> I know [06:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I've just heard stories [06:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> i uhhh wanna do lsd [06:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Alert: Smoking weed does not make you cool [06:57] <NancyWho> Drake told me about this one time he ate like half a bag of gummy bear edibles thinking they were regular gummy bears [06:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what happened [06:58] <NancyWho> He was fine, then it hit him like a train and he basically just blacked out. He said it was awful [06:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> shit [06:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I think I'm gonna stay clean [06:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Havent touched a cig since August B) [07:00] <NancyWho> I'm happy to be dating someone who already got their experimentation phase over with [07:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [07:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> i slept like a baby yesterday [07:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> cause i chugged two beers [07:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> at first I thought it was boring then I realized it's better not to mess with drugs [07:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you alcoholic bastard [07:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> fight me [07:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i just want a beer man [07:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont we all [07:01] <NancyWho> I waited and now I drink alcohol legally woo [07:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> meh [07:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> are you a wine drinker [07:02] <NancyWho> no [07:02] <NancyWho> I don't drink anything [07:02] <NancyWho> I occasionally drink a hard cider [07:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elliot-rodger/images/3/32/1444354141845.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170529045531 [07:02] <NancyWho> like tonight [07:03] <NancyWho> that's about it [07:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &gt;elliot-rodger [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> wait this is a wiki link [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> omg [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> http://elliot-rodger.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> HAJKAHFLAFJA [07:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you didnt know he has a wiki? [07:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> xD [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> sadly no [07:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> this wiki is more active than ours [07:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what [07:03] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hold up [07:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> w:c:elliot-rodger self link [07:04] <NancyWho> my feet hurt so much [07:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> this party sucks [07:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> actually working on your feet [07:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hope i dont get used to working sitting down all the time [07:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i hate sitting down [07:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> its so boring [07:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you have to [07:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> /get your wiggles out/ [07:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what does that mean [07:07] <NancyWho> I don't like working sitting down either [07:07] <NancyWho> I want a job where I can do both though [07:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> same [07:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i'm a --- [07:08] <NancyWho> because standing for 6 hours straight folding shit hurts [07:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> its just physically uncomfortable to sit still [07:09] <NancyWho> I had a desk job when I worked for my community college [07:09] <NancyWho> it' crazy how exhausting sitting at a desk can be lol [07:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and to make it worse, I literally do nothing when nothing's going on [07:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> just sit [07:10] <NancyWho> lmao [07:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> don't check my phone or anything [07:10] <NancyWho> can't you listen to stuff [07:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I can [07:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> why dont you just [07:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> stand up when you want to [07:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but I didn't think of it [07:10] <NancyWho> listen to podcasts [07:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Haha I do stand up and look around [07:10] <NancyWho> I wish I could do that at work [07:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> WHO IS GONNA STOP YOU [07:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> JUST STAND UP [07:11] <NancyWho> wot [07:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> last night I decided to watch a fifa match [07:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats about it [07:11] <NancyWho> I meant listen to podcasts if that was directed at me brave [07:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [07:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> but good idea [07:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> i space out at podcasts [07:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> its why i prefer the radio [07:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> or playing some vidya games b) [07:11] <NancyWho> I like npr podcasts [07:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> ill space out during the commercials and listen for music [07:12] <NancyWho> I also listen to Ben Shapiro's podcast [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but it hurts my wrists to play games at the desk [07:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> ben shapiro lmao [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I can do radio [07:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> are you playing PHONE GAMES nigma [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> no [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> im playing Compuper games [07:12] <NancyWho> I'm religious and conservative. I agree with like 90% of what he says [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> like Team Fortress 2 and uhh [07:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> have you seen his sister [07:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thats about it [07:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> from the years 2012-2015 i would only play tf2 [07:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> all day [07:13] <NancyWho> alright it's late [07:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> and Marble Blast [07:13] <NancyWho> I'm off to bed [07:13] <NancyWho> night [07:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> goodnight [07:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> pyros can fly now [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> i played it a bit [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> at thje start of the year [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> havent tried the recent big update tho [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> CTF with flyros = B) [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> why does the game run like shit now though [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> idk dude [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> like years ago on my toaster i could get 120 frames [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i have to run it at the worst settings [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> now on my beef pc i get like [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> 5 [07:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &lt; mac bois ;( [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> at thje start of the year [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> havent tried the recent big update tho [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> CTF with flyros = B) [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> why does the game run like shit now though [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> idk dude [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> like years ago on my toaster i could get 120 frames [07:14] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i have to run it at the worst settings [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> now on my beef pc i get like [07:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> 5 [07:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> &lt; mac bois ;( [07:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> you could probably sell your mac to some moron who would overpay for it [07:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> when i got tf2 i could run it at highest settings then i fuck in fried my video card from playing it so much [07:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> F [07:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive only had a fried video card once due to a power outage [07:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [07:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> never has normal use destroyed my pc [07:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [07:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i used to be an arrowkeys + trackpad nerd [07:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> man i cant imagine it [07:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i cant anymore either [07:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> - [07:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> crap [07:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> theyre not meant for vidya games [07:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Minecraft TF2 mode ;) [07:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> yo i used to play on a trade server [07:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> and there was always a minecraft map [07:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> god i wish i never got involved [07:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> why [07:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> trading is inherently stupid [07:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but hats [07:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont need clout for my cosmetics on a game [07:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> where its a lot more funny to wear no hats but still kick ass [07:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i wear hats and get my ass kicked [07:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> i actually just roll with the mann co hat so people leave me alone [07:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> have been recently getting better [07:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> mann co hat and my mvm medals [07:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i dont fucc with mvm [07:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> mvm was cool i guess [07:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i hear everyone is toxic [07:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah theres like [07:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> in tours at least [07:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres a script you gotta follow [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> people just wanna grind the items [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> its a no fun thing [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> when it first came out it was fucking amazing though [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> lots of meme teams [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> i remember doing 5 engineers and 1 pyro [07:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> got our shit kicked in but it was funny [07:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KatJHmbIE [07:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> nostalgic [07:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ayy robots [07:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> also im too cheap to buy tour tickets [07:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> the entire tf2 soundtrack is good [07:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was too [07:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> i didnt do tours until like [07:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> 2015 [07:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> crazy [07:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i once had my 15 minutes of fame in tf2 [07:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [07:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [07:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> nice [07:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> i did competitive tf2 [07:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> some fun moments [07:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> didnt like it in the end [07:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah im too trash for comp [07:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> i used to be super tryhard [07:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> competitive video games are kinda dumb [07:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> especially if the game is inherently non serious [07:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> LIKE TF2 AND OVERWATCH [07:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> kinda agree [07:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I think it's good, but kinda silly to see people get pissed off about fucking up in / losing a comp match in TF2 [07:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [07:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> which has cartoony graphics [07:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> im gonna sleep [07:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> skool sux [07:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> good nick@nite [07:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> nite fam [11:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> bnbk