Thread:Aravis Tarkheena/@comment-4041224-20150622112124/@comment-5780776-20150702154830

Alright, I've sort of reconciled myself to that by now. Really, though, you should contact Lemony Snicket and ask about the rights to a spinoff of A Series of Unfortunate Events. This true story seems much more marketable than all the previous drivel; you'd probably make a fortune.