User:Slicer Vorzakh/ChatLogs/29 July 2016

 [04:37]  Sounds like a fantasy book [04:38]  &gt;insert le edgy comment about the bible being a fantasy book [04:38]  The Old Testament is hella long and half-irrelevant to Christianity because it's about Jews (derp3) [04:38]  Revelation is sort of like... it's considered metaphorical by most people [04:38]  One time I made a communist parody about the bits I know from the bible [04:38]  Some take it literally [04:38]  ... XD [04:38]  Moses split the Red Scare to let the Greedy Jews escape [04:39]  Jesus was born in the last remnants of private health care [04:39]  Everyone ik irl takes it literally or at least for the most part [04:39]  LOL [04:39]  Noah took two of every currency and kept it safe to outlast the communist reign [04:40]  satan wears a top hat and hell is trump tower [04:40]  God is a bald but good bearded man as usual, but his name is Karl Marx [04:41]  Along with the son, Vladimir Lenin [04:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> Together with the workers, they make the holy trinity [04:41] <Keplers> gg [04:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [04:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> One time this lady tried to run me over [04:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> And tried to make it look like an accident [04:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> only so she could yell at me about salvation [04:42] <HyperFlash Studios> Wat [04:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> "if i ran you over you would be in H E L L " [04:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> "lady, no matter what, im already going to hell" [04:42] <HyperFlash Studios> well then (derp) [04:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> hitler was a good chancellor [04:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> since he was only chancellor for one year [04:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> :^) [04:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> in that year he banned animal testing [04:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> this makes hitler a better chancellor than merkel (kappa) [04:44] <RusMan> So he could test on jews instead? :p [04:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> you mean those subhumans? (derp7)