User blog:Tatoranaki/It Begins...

...the blog, that is.

Today, history will be made as Tatoranaki makes his first blog post outside of WordPress and the forum scene.

"What" you may ask "inspired such a thing?"

One rage comic.

On one day.

In the month of May.

Hurray, hurray. =P

Okay, yes, horrible attempt at a couplet there. But I'm not going for the "Best First Blog Post Award" here. And yes, there is such a reward. I just invented it. :D

Oh yes, before I forget, here are my words of wisdom for the day (as was told to Arya_Elf on this monumental day):

" City-life getting to be too much? Drive for 10 minutes. Find a cow. Commune with nature.  " (Arya countered with, "the woods are better," but then I noted that Nebraskans founded Arbor Day, so... even though it's irrelative, it just works. Argumental fallacies, ftw).

''Bear in mind, this is only possible in Nebraska... or Iowa... or *lists off other midwestern states, and then moves onto Asia*''

One more profound adage while we're at it...

" If no one is posting, nothing happens..."

Codyn329 had this to say, "woof  :3 " <--- yes, a cat. Some cats like pretending they're dogs.

In other news... *slams hands on shiny desk, and looks straight into camera... straight into YOUR SOUL!*

Another blog may be coming soon. ;)