User blog:Aravis Tarkheena/LMBWFF Part 9

Daddy Dearest reminded me I promised to post this today. It's not done, and what's done of it isn't done very well, but here goes anyways.

PART 9, OR WHAT ARAVIS HAS DONE OF IT SO FAR

"We're the only group with two guys in it," Indygo noted as he and his companions trudged through deep forest of Medieval England.

"Well, isn't that mightily handy," Jade railed. "Handy for you, that is. It would be nice if I didn't have to wear princess clothes in the middle of Sherwood Forest. Drew should never have fixed up his lovely little code so it dresses us up in 'period garb.'"

"You'd complain if you were wearing what we're wearing, too," Cougars pointed out. "Tights and frilly shirts aren't exactly what modern boys wear, especially for trekking through mud."

"You two only pull it off because I'm still thinking of you as girls. Besides, I think although Drew dressed us for the times, he didn't dress us for the place. You look the very picture of a royal courtier."

"He probably didn't know he'd send us to the middle of a forest after a rainstorm. Now shut up, let's just find our friends and get out of here," Indygo said irritably. "We'll also yell at Aravis for writing us so Out Of Character right now; she'll just try and pass it off as our nervousness for being suddenly hurled through time. I know those authors' tricks."

True to Indygo's statement, Aravis was about to automatically add a quick spiel right here about the stress of the situation to excuse herself from the horrible writing this chapter has been so far, until she saw she already said through Indygo what she could have done if she hadn't written Indygo's personality to be insolent enough to speak up. Then she sat back from the computer desk and mourned the fact that she never observed Jdude/Jade well enough to write about him/her well, then thought about the fact that she never observed Guacamilla very well but could write that character just fine. Aravis then concluded that she hadn't talked to Sato enough about this chapter and that must be why it was failing so badly. Then she sat despondently for about 3 minutes wishing she never started writing this, then decided to pull herself together and stop writing these very fun but completely stupid author-inserts.