User:BraveNewRoyalty/Chat/Logs/7 June 2018

 [12:46]  Wow [12:46]  Hi Dama [12:47]  ay [12:47]  BNR wake up it's real wigga hours [12:47]  hi [12:47]  What's up Fam [12:47]  [12:47]  s [12:47]  playing a game [12:47]  cool [12:47]  am at work [12:49]  young adulthood is mildly boring [12:49]  ngl you were the last user here I expected to find a job [12:49]  except for myself [12:50]  I like to work, it's less boring than internet all day [12:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess I've had more than my fair share of internet. Nevertheless it's a habit I can't just abandon [01:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> (link) [01:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ayy [01:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> yep [01:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Am I allowed to slightly modify CDI Link quotes for my own pleasure, or is that frowned upon [01:25] <Nightfall396> standards are dead. do it [01:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> go ahead [01:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> in fact [01:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> i enoucage it [01:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> encourage [01:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Gee, being a - sure is boring (link) [01:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That's like a felony misuse of a meme [01:33] <Nightfall396> did that take you nine minutes to think of [01:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> No [01:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I'm watching Madagascar 2 - [03:04] dad [03:04] brave [03:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> kira [03:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> hi [03:05] guess what [03:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> what [03:05] i finally got some good sex [03:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> from whom [03:06] kai do you know him [03:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> ...how would i [03:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> he's not connected her is he [03:08] no i was joking bc you asked who which was pointless [03:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i mean im assuming youre not fcking total strangers [03:09] well that was the first time i saw him in person soooo idk if that counts [03:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;wew [03:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> where did you meet him [03:11] i had his snapchat and my friend needed dick so i gave her his snap, they fuck ed, she said it was great [03:11] so then i fuck ed [03:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> sick [03:14] for a long time he kept inviting me to the same place same time as he invited her [03:14] it was weird and he probably wanted a threesome [03:14] did you see my snap story the other night [03:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> no i didnt [03:15] oh fuck u [03:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> y [03:18] idk [03:19] <AmazingPythor> banned [03:19] oh no [03:19] how will [03:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> f [03:19] i live [03:19] without [03:19] lmbw [03:19] <AmazingPythor> you'll miss so much activity [03:20] i try not to blink because ill miss too much [03:21] <AmazingPythor> it's an essential aspect of youth [03:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> i agree [03:26] i snapchatted u brave [03:26] its important [03:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have fear [03:26] &lt;3 [03:29] <AmazingPythor> damn [03:29] it wasnt nudes [03:30] hear that fbi izzy was lying to you i dont do that [03:30] <AmazingPythor> hopefully they'll text you like in those memes [03:30] <AmazingPythor> and yeah that would not be good [03:30] <AmazingPythor> that would be bad [03:31] i have a camera cover to make sure the fbi doesnt watch me im im naked eating cheetos watching Friends [03:31] <AmazingPythor> good taste in tv admittedly [03:32] ive probably rewatched friends 10 times [03:32] i eat to it, sleep to it, send child appropriate pictures to it [03:32] <AmazingPythor> honestly it just doesn't get old [03:32] it doesnt [03:32] friends is my life [03:32] <AmazingPythor> you send pictures to a show [03:32] <AmazingPythor> right [03:32] <AmazingPythor> and yes [03:32] ... yeah [03:32] <AmazingPythor> a good life to have [03:33] <AmazingPythor> idk if I love or hate ross [03:33] same tho [03:33] i love rachel [03:33] probably cause shes a spoiled lil daddys girl like me [03:33] <AmazingPythor> lowkey he's my favorite but he's also annoying [03:33] <AmazingPythor> rachel probably acted like you in high school [03:33] <AmazingPythor> (y) [03:34] yeah tbh [03:34] joey is my daddy [03:35] <AmazingPythor> joey is a good daddy to have [03:35] he probably fuck s great [03:35] <AmazingPythor> considering his promiscuity I'm certain of it [03:36] i want to have a different tv show to constantly watch [03:36] but then id have to actually pay attention to it once before i rewatch it a million times [03:36] <AmazingPythor> the office? [03:36] <AmazingPythor> cheers? [03:36] <AmazingPythor> lol true [03:37] i didnt really like the office [03:37] is cheers that reality tv show about world class cheerleaders [03:37] because youre more gay than i thought then [03:37] <AmazingPythor> ah well it is a popular choice for binging [03:37] <AmazingPythor> omg no [03:37] <AmazingPythor> I loathe reality tv [03:38] <AmazingPythor> it's an 80s/90s sitcom [03:38] <AmazingPythor> still pretty gay but less so [03:38] i loveeee reality tv [03:38] kim kardashian my babe [03:38] <AmazingPythor> she could be our first lady in a few years (ok) [03:38] that would be amazing shes my queen [03:38] also top chef is a good reality [03:38] and project runway [03:39] <AmazingPythor> ok well I don't hate myself [03:39] <AmazingPythor> I mostly like classic tv [03:39] kim is classic [03:39] <AmazingPythor> but plenty of new stuff is good [03:39] shes real classy [03:39] 13 reasons why [03:39] is great [03:40] and ur gonna disagree bc ur too embarrassed to admit it [03:40] <AmazingPythor> oh I haven't seen that [03:40] <AmazingPythor> I hear season 1 was good [03:40] <AmazingPythor> and 2 was a mess [03:42] season 2 had me weak omfg [03:42] they were sooo graphic and so brutal about everything [03:42] <AmazingPythor> yeah seemed like too much [03:43] in the last episode they had a scene where they smashed a guys head into a sink, then the toilet, and then they shoved the end of a mop up his asshole [03:43] <AmazingPythor> to the point of being unrealistic tbh [03:43] <AmazingPythor> yeah I heard about that [03:43] yea it was wack asf [03:43] <AmazingPythor> then the kid tried to shoot up the school [03:43] yep [03:43] <AmazingPythor> and they stupidly refused to call the cops lol [03:43] it made it seem like that bad of bullying happens daily and it doesnt [03:44] <AmazingPythor> bullying is obviously an important issue to discuss but that's just game of thrones sh[]]it right there [03:44] yeah fr [03:44] <AmazingPythor> *shit lol [03:44] <AmazingPythor> I tried [03:44] good job lol [03:45] <AmazingPythor> I have a bright future ahead of me [03:45] obviously [03:45] everyone on insta pissed asf over 13 reasons why but i dont care that much [03:45] im not gonna see it and be like welp time to kill myself tribute to hannah bye bitch es [03:46] <AmazingPythor> that's kind of counterproductive if you watch it and then feel inspired to commit suicide [03:46] <AmazingPythor> isn't that the opposite of the point [03:46] well insta bitches say it romanticizes suicide [03:47] <AmazingPythor> from what I hear it more calls attention to the causes of suicide among teens [03:47] <AmazingPythor> again haven't watched it tho lol [03:48] yeah thats what i thought i was like this isnt gonna make me wanna do it [03:48] it shows all the aftermath of it too and how it effects other people [03:49] <AmazingPythor> I mean I guess some edgy teens might not be able to handle it [03:49] <AmazingPythor> but if you watch it and take away the message of "suicide is good" [03:49] <AmazingPythor> you're probably doing something wrong [04:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> ahhhhhh [04:58] i forget about this chat a lot [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont we all [05:05] is anal sex a bad idea [03:47] <AmazingPythor> again haven't watched it tho lol [03:48] yeah thats what i thought i was like this isnt gonna make me wanna do it [03:48] it shows all the aftermath of it too and how it effects other people [03:49] <AmazingPythor> I mean I guess some edgy teens might not be able to handle it [03:49] <AmazingPythor> but if you watch it and take away the message of "suicide is good" [03:49] <AmazingPythor> you're probably doing something wrong [04:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> ahhhhhh [04:58] i forget about this chat a lot [05:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> dont we all [05:05] is anal sex a bad idea [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> maybe kira [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> try it out with other items before you do it [05:07] not gonna lie ive shoved my vibrator up my ass for a guy [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> wew [05:07] i just feel like with another person.. mistakes could happen... that i dont want to happen [05:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> did you clean it [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> get an enema you dipshit [05:08] thats a lot of work [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> do a poverty enema [05:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> showerhead up your ass [05:09] how does that even work [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> you fill up your rectum and intenstines with water [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then it drains out [05:09] my asshole isnt big enough for water to go up it i dont shove things up it enough for that [05:09] im trying to ignore how weird this is [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> kira [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> your asshole [05:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> ... [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> must be microscopic [05:10] ok listen [05:10] you have to open it and stretch it out to shoot water up there [05:10] if i just point a shower head at my ass [05:10] its just gonna hit my ass [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> change the water pressure [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> so its like that stream [05:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then insert [05:10] i cant do that on my shower head [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> loser [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> funnel + tubes [05:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> :^) [05:12] you want me to stick a pipe up my ass and shoot water up it [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> also [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> what do you mean by accidents [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> like he cums in you [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> and you reverse digest it [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> it goes into your bloodstream [05:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> and then you get pregnant? [05:12] no like what if.. my bowels.. get on him [05:13] my friend fuck ed a girl in the ass and had this accident and it ruined even the concept of anal for me for a long time [05:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats why you clean your asshole first [05:13] what if i clean it wrong [05:13] <BraveNewRoyalty> research carefully [05:14] ok fine [05:14] whats hurt is the guy i fuck ed is too tall for me and we couldnt do doggy [05:15] cause his dick was butt level not pussy level [05:15] and that raised the question of anal [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> well [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think youd pussy out [05:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> when you get anal'd you want to shit [05:15] why do you know so much about anal brave its scary [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> i uhhhhh [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> uh [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> :) [05:16] .. [05:16] youre so gay [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> i just have a lot of second hand knowledge [05:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> and what if a girl pegged me huh [05:17] a girl fucking you w a strap on is even worse [05:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> okay [05:18] this guy hasnt answered me in 3 hours and idk if im sneaking out now and i really dont want to stay up until 12 to find out [05:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> sneaking out on a school night makes you extra bad- [05:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> hey nigma [05:18] .. its summer [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> its still school for me [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hello [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ouch [05:19] what kinda school do you go to tf [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> one that starts in september [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I left school over a month ago [05:19] oh thats dumb [05:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> gross [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> im dropping out soon (cool) [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> shoot [05:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> (cool o) [05:20] so cool [05:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> dropping out is dumb [05:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> i am dumb [05:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> unless you're gonna be doing manual labor [05:21] fucking idiot isnt answering my calls fuck him [05:21] nvm [05:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> maybe he got busted [05:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> by the mf 12 [05:24] he picks up like [05:24] "im too tired to swoop tonight" [05:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> one time [05:24] <The Last Booker DeWitt> flaky fuck [05:24] like ok not like i caked my face and shaved the kitty for this shit [05:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> a police officer drove past me [05:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> while i was out after curfew [05:25] WOWWW [05:25] damn pls fuck me [05:25] im so wet now brave [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> and he waved [05:25] youre such a bad boy [05:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you look 12 [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> n-no [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> i waved back [05:25] are you saying that to me [05:25] person i dont know [05:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> no [05:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> to BNR [05:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [05:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> prove it [05:25] bnr looks older than me tbh [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> maybe because i am [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> too lazy to pull up blog comments [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> l0ser [05:26] i only have pictures of me from like 2 years ago on here [05:26] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't have curfew (cool o) [05:26] my boobs are the same now but hella different face [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> what are you [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> some sort of adult [05:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> ??? [05:27] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Wow bruh don't roast me ;( [05:28] brave want pics now that my plan A bailed [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> pics of what [05:28] i shaved and i aint gonna let that go to waste [05:28] shh the fbi watching me brave [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> they actually arent [05:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> are you going to send them regardless [05:29] yes [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> welp [05:29] keps screenshots things and lies about them and it scares me tbh [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol wut [05:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> does he not know that people know when you screenshot [05:29] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you better send that shit in PM I don't need CP [05:31] he screenshots and then hes like i got rid of it i swear [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> did you just say Keplers is a snapshotter [05:31] yes [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I thought he was intelligent [05:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Depraved niggas smh [05:31] hes a dick [05:31] he saves my stuff and it makes me so mad [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> LOL [05:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> goddammit [05:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> he could at least send some back [05:33] <The Last Booker DeWitt> is he above average [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> dude [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> if he did that [05:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> youd wish you were blind [05:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess so [05:34] hes average [05:34] he only sends the tip which annoys me [05:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> wow [05:34] and his bush crawls up half his dick [05:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> hiding his length [05:34] <The Last Booker DeWitt> below average alert [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> can you even believe he got fug [05:35] <The Last Booker DeWitt> BELOW AVERAGE ALERT [05:35] ive seen that shit and its not bad [05:35] just not great [05:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> what kinda dick is "great" [05:36] kai [05:36] &lt;3 [05:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> visually? [05:36] and not so visually :) [05:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> obviously he has an unfair advantage because he put it in you [05:36] im not that tight if thats what youre implying [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> o i thought you were [05:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> brave [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> yo [05:37] i used to be before i actually had sex... [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh so youre what they would call a /roastie/ [05:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't know Kira that well but it's kinda obvious fam [05:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Braveeeeeee [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes nigma [05:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's not the same shit [05:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmao [05:38] <The Last Booker DeWitt> why did you remind me about that word anyway [05:38] im not that much of a whore my pussy is still intact [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> i exist for displeasure [05:39] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I hope you're not below average [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> i feel like i have ED [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> some days i can get that full 6 [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> other days [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> ... [05:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> not so much [05:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [05:40] i knew a boy like that [05:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> i havent tried [05:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:40] 2 inches soft 7 hard it was crazyyy [05:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> i think thats just called not being into that [05:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> if i dont jerk off for a couple days and im in a situation thats actually kinda appealing then [05:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah (kappa) [05:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Maybe [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> So idk [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> im glad you two are simultaneously giving me the talk [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> It's important [05:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> not for a perma virgin [05:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> even diglett? [05:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Okay nevermind [05:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> uh huh [05:43] this chat has become nothing but pure quality [05:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as long as you're average or above you've got a pretty good chance [05:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> girls dont get a chance to look at my cock [05:43] <The Last Booker DeWitt> anywhere below 5 and you're either a pedo for life or imminently suicidal [05:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> so elliot rodger [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yes [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> he was cursed from the beginning [05:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> the only girls i can attract are dumb weebs [05:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> he was an accident anyway [05:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you're asian fam just pretend to like that shit [05:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> actually a dumb weeb gave me my first kiss (ss) [05:45] a dumb pothead took my virginity [05:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> my girl likes anime but isn't a weeb [05:45] dick wasnt even good [05:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ouch [05:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> i have a hard time parsing that statement nigma [05:46] 3 inches still ripped me open but after that every time we fuck ed it was like eh whatever [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it's like one of those liking the show not the culture shit or whatever [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> sounds like most weebs [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 3 inches [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> how old [05:47] 15 [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> smaller than elliot man [05:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️ [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> man [05:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> imagine being a dicklet [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I'd kill myself [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Like Elliot [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> if youre a dicklet its over [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> its not like being a booblet where you can just get bigger boobs [05:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> sorry, a chestlet [05:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> His whole life is just a contraception ad [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmao [05:49] i imagine all the awkward greasy ass girls at my school and feel blessed that at least its just small boobs thats got me down [05:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is a "greasy ass girl" [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> listen the girls at my school that had some massive boobs were all fat and nerdy [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> LOL [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> dude [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> the truth [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I feel like that's what she was trying to convey [05:50] yknow those types of girls that look totally unkept and youve never even seen their shoulders or aboe the ankles [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> or maybe not [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> i guess [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> im thinking about the fat girls that smell bad [05:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> that hang out with the extra nerd guys [05:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't get close enough to tell [05:51] i didnt have a lot of fat girls at my school we had skinny art hoes [05:51] no black people and no fat people [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I just talk to my gf and that's it [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> i thought you said you smashed too [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [05:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Nigga stop misinterpreting my words [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> okay [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> F [05:52] my head hurts from nic and i keep smoking im literally killing myself [05:52] <The Last Booker DeWitt> College sux [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> have you ever considered not doing drugs kira [05:53] im so addicted you have no idea lol [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Lmao I'm weak, I'll drop to my knees from the nic in marlboro blacks [05:53] hahahaha i dont smoke cigs just weed and juice [05:53] never smoked a cig in my life [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> cigs drop me within 20 seconds [05:53] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it's retard ed [05:53] i stopped smoking weed a lot actually [05:54] it used to be a 3 time a day thing now i never feel like it [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> y'all [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> we're having a huge societal disconnect [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> im too high class for this conversation [05:54] lmao ur just pussyyy [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> i say as i live in an ant infested room [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> im too uncool to hang out with drug addicts [05:54] weed started giving me scary trips so i stopped [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> at least you have a room [05:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> youre like that one person [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> from zack n cody [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> wait no you are zack and cody' [05:55] im not gonna act poor im a spoiled lil bitch [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> sorry [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> i meant to say [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> im sheltered [05:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> smh white people [05:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> despite having 100% freedom from my parents [05:56] i have no freedom but i have a pool and a daddy that buys me things ? [05:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> fuck I just realized I didn't finish watching Madagascar 2 [05:56] lmao on that real shit tho [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I am daddy (cool o) [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [05:57] <The Last Booker DeWitt> --- [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> just say no [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> ! [05:58] every time i have sex the thought of it terrifies me [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so you know how Elliot Rodger was conceived [05:58] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's what happened [05:59] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [05:59] i want an iud [06:00] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [06:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> wtf [06:00] tfff [06:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats tight [06:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont know if i could handle than man [06:01] i couldnt [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah, she's been depressed since then, and I was for a while too. We're getting better [06:01] i almost threw out old water in my water bottle in the trash today i cant have a baby ill forget it at the grocery store [06:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> - [06:02] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:04] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it is what it is though [06:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> meanwhile im going to get some frosties with a girl :) [06:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> im a good guy :) [06:04] is frosties code word [06:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [06:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> its the thing from wendys [06:05] wendys frosties the bomb.com [06:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> what [06:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Frosties are alright [06:05] with fries they are [06:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ayy [06:05] p e r f e c t i o n [06:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> she's been asking me to get her some for the whole week [06:05] <The Last Booker DeWitt> they're 50 cents [06:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> will they be 50 cents tomorrow [06:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> prolly [06:06] i heard their 50 cent frosties are tiny asf tho [06:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah but they look massive to me because I'm lactose intolerant [06:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> its unspecified for how long [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> never had a frosty [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Probably until the end of the summer [06:07] dutch bros came out with this shiny tea shit for summer and its got me confused asf [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> they have a texture to them, it's like a mix of soft serve and regular ice cream [06:07] <The Last Booker DeWitt> imo [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> ive uh [06:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> never had soft serve [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> !!!!!!!! [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> that's actually blasphemy [06:08] have ya never been to mc donalds and got the dollar cone [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [06:08] like how do you not get soft serve [06:08] its my life [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i live in a cold place [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> have you ever interacted with an ice cream truck [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> ...uh [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> once [06:08] <The Last Booker DeWitt> wow [06:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> i felt ripped off and never bought again [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That's mildly depressing [06:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> im sorry [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Florida ice cream trucks are bomb af but idk about wherever you live [06:09] i always got the wack looking dora and spongebob ice creams from the ice cream truck [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> maybe you have the cheap shit up there idk [06:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres a lot of simple shit i havent done [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ayy spongebob [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> good ice cream but the gumballs were trash [06:09] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because they were frozen [06:10] https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DVNP5jOIQ2A/hqdefault.jpg [06:10] and it was black dye in them too [06:10] so it tasted ass [06:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> that [06:10] <BraveNewRoyalty> is creepy [06:10] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I mean same here BNR but I've done enough to be satisfied enough with life [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> me too [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> just [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> a lot of people pity me or something [06:11] <BraveNewRoyalty> "dude you haven't done x????" [06:11] i have so many people asked me to do acid its wack [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't talk much to anybody [06:11] <The Last Booker DeWitt> have you tried it [06:11] no [06:11] i cant handle weed im still waiting on acid and shrooms [06:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> yo id do acid [06:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wanna see pretty stuff [06:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> id probably throw up though [06:12] my brother has seen some scary shit [06:12] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I haven't either, I knew one person [06:13] he did it for a week straight and couldnt see right for awhile afterwards [06:13] <The Last Booker DeWitt> -- [06:13] i got half an ounce for 50 bucks and its been lasting me forever [06:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Yeah idk anything about prices [06:15] usually 10 bucks a gram [06:15] but if you buy in bulk you usually get cheaper [06:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> [06:15] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I would imagine so [06:16] i buy drugs from guys cause turns out if someone wants to fuck you they give you shit for cheap or free [06:16] thats how i get my nicotine [06:16] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ahh [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> are you a /nicotine fiend/ [06:16] straight up after i had sex a guy handed me a bottle of juice like alright i can do this more haha [06:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Hey BNR so you still in school right [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> yea [06:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> How's the juulers [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont talk to them [06:18] <The Last Booker DeWitt> RIP [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> one time i was in the forest [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i saw some rascals juuling [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was a little mad because i had to leave my Special Area [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Wish I knew how to use one so that I could have borrowed my buddy's in art class [06:19] my last school really hated me for it [06:19] everyone knew and teachers would follow me into the bathrooms [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That class sucked at the end so an occasional nic boost would have been nice [06:19] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Ouch [06:20] i made eye contact with a teacher through the crack of a stall one time [06:20] she was watching me pee [06:20] because she thought i was juuling [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> wtf [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> god can we get rid of censorship here [06:20] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That's fuck ed [06:21] the censorship so annoying [06:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> That doesn't happen in the boys room at least [06:21] i love how a year ago everyone cared sm and we had a whole debate over the removal of censorship over ass [06:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> But I hate it when people start juuling or vaping in the next stall while I'm taking a shit too [06:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> no that was 2 years ago [06:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ass was 2016? [06:22] im excited to go to a public school bc less shit s are given there [06:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont think we voted at all in 2017 [06:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thought it was 15 but k [06:22] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you went to private school? [06:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> public school is awesome [06:23] charter school [06:23] of 300 people [06:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> BNR what about the Hyperflash stuff [06:23] when something happened everyone knew [06:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ahh damn [06:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> that was 2016 for sure [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> thought he was demoted last january [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> askljald [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah it was 2017 [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> my graduating class was 360~ [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> im so dumb [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so an entire school being 300 is super tiny [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 9-12? [06:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> my HS was 10-12 [06:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> nothing really notable has happened in the past year on this wiki [06:28] <The Last Booker DeWitt> So it's easy to forget [06:29] i have to sit on the floor when i squirt now [06:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> thanks for sharing [06:29] yw [06:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay [06:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> ghjkl;' [06:37] <The Last Booker DeWitt> as ffjdjs [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> jsdf [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> whoops thats a real acronym [06:40] <The Last Booker DeWitt> what's it stand for [06:40] <BraveNewRoyalty> japanese self defense force [06:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh [06:41] <The Last Booker DeWitt> see you could be a weeb pretender if you wanted to [06:41] <BraveNewRoyalty> bro i AM japanese [06:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh yeah [06:42] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Today I thought you were Vietnamese for some reason I played myself [06:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmao [06:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess that's why weebs like you [06:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes [06:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> You have a socioevolutinary advantage [06:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> but theyre usually dumb and anime is their only interest [06:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> hmm I can't argue that [06:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah man [06:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I guess I got lucky [06:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> for some reason i have memories of like 6-10 years ago [06:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> where people who liked anime also were into other stuff [06:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> and didnt let weebisms become their entire life story [06:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> just like "i watch some anime on the side" and it was usually some popular one on toonami [06:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> sameee [06:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> i actually still find evidence of this on old websites [06:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> anime just kinda went into the whole nerd thing [06:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> kids my age that watched the core animes in elementary school that are the opposite of weeb today [06:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmao yeah [06:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> it was cool to watch pokemon and naruto and whatever else [06:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yugioh [06:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> i blame the shift in anime from some lighthearted cool usually fantasy stuff to [06:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> like [06:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> softcore porn [06:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> digimon was less popular [06:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> the big ones were dragon ball and sailor moon yo [06:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> o fuck how did I forget DBZ [06:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I don't know anyone that watched Sailor Moon before it was cool for nerds to be weebs [06:49] <The Last Booker DeWitt> at least the liberal ones [06:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> I know 1 Trump supporter weeb IRL and that's it [06:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> lmao [06:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> sailor moon was a girl thing and boys under 10 y/o [06:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> because if you were watching it any later you were jerkin off to the transformation scenes [06:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> or something [06:54] <The Last Booker DeWitt> ah [06:55] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah I was completely dissociated from any sort of culture be it mainstream or niche [06:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> gg [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> my interests were less popular than niche [06:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i need to uhhh sleep [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> until like high school I guess [06:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i consider the lego message boards niche :^) [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Same fam [06:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> good night [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeah lmbw was kinda the only thing I cared about throughout middle school lmao [06:56] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Goodnight o/