User:Obi the LEGO Fan/Chat/Logs/7 March 2015

 [07:20]  But without the annoying process of getting to that point. [07:20]  :P [07:21]  well [07:24]  well [07:24]  well [07:25]  wishing well (derp) [07:26]  ur mums a well [07:34]  I really want some fettuccine alfredo [07:35]  wat [07:37]  srsly BM [07:39]  lol [07:40]  maybe I shouldn't have joined chat :P [07:40]  Ohai Obi [07:40]  :P [07:40]  I can't understand something [07:41] <Riolu777> About the community vote [07:41] <Riolu777> :p [07:41] <Obi the LEGO Fan> we've literally rekt every argument against the plan, but people remain obdurate [07:41] <Obi the LEGO Fan> yeah :P [07:41] <Riolu777> Yeah, it [07:41] <Riolu777> *it's a bit weird. [07:41] <Riolu777> I thought this would be a landslide vote. [07:42] <Riolu777> But obviously not so far. [07:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> Yeah [07:43] <Bourgeoisie> you know what I'll never understand [07:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> what [07:43] <Bourgeoisie> why brushing teeth is required in humans [07:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lol [07:43] <Riolu777> totally random [07:43] <Riolu777> :P [07:43] <Obi the LEGO Fan> there are actually some people groups in the Swiss alps who don't brush their teeth [07:43] <Bourgeoisie> why do we have a natural flaw that our teeth decay due to our regular eating habits [07:44] <Bourgeoisie> why have we not evolved past that [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> because of their healthy diet, their teeth are fine, except they have a few layers of green slime on them [07:44] <Riolu777> ew obi [07:44] <Obi the LEGO Fan> but underneath the teeth are healthy [07:44] <Bourgeoisie> why is buying and using commercial products such as toothpaste actually required to prevent us from deteriorating [07:44] <Lunaicus> oh my teeth are ridiculously healthy [07:44] <Lunaicus> i rarely brush them and they don't get cavities [07:45] <Riolu777> I mean, I meticulously lick my teeth all the time after eating, so I don't brush my teeth all the time but they're still perfectly fine. :P [07:45] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lol [07:45] <Lunaicus> only brush my teeth recently since con is coming up an di want them to be whiter [07:46] <FortressOfNight> my teeth are totally healthy... yeha... [07:46] <Bourgeoisie> like where would our species be if we never had the wild idea to start slathering pastes on our teeth on a regular basis [07:47] <Bourgeoisie> who even comes up with that [07:47] <Obi the LEGO Fan> "Egyptians are believed to have started using a paste to clean their teeth around 5000BC, before toothbrushes were invented. Ancient Greeks and Romans are known to have used toothpastes, and people in China and India first used toothpaste around 500BC." [07:47] <Bourgeoisie> "oh my teeth are deteriorating, let me abrasively rub this fluoride-filled plant on them" [07:48] <Bourgeoisie> u copied that from the colgate website [07:48] <Obi the LEGO Fan> yeah [07:48] <Obi the LEGO Fan> hence the " " [07:49] <Riolu777> toothbrush propaganda [07:49] <Riolu777> they don't want to go out of business [07:49] <Riolu777> we're sucking up to them like the little suckers we are [07:49] <Bourgeoisie> which person in those ancient cultures decided he'd start rubbing a paste from a plant on his teeth to stop them from decaying [07:49] <Obi the LEGO Fan> idk. [07:50] <Bourgeoisie> i presume we'd all be dead if toothpaste weren't invented [07:50] <Bourgeoisie> which is dumb [07:51] <Bourgeoisie> our species would be wiped from the planet [07:51] <Bourgeoisie> because we arent rubbing stuff on our teeth enough [07:51] <Riolu777> We'd all be dead? :p [07:52] <ZXSpidermanXZ> o/ [07:52] <Lunaicus> or we would just all have fake teeth [07:52] <Bourgeoisie> our ancestors in 5000 BC would have all developed periodontitis and we'd have died from millions of diseases spawning in our non-paste-filled mouths [07:53] <Riolu777> Surely they'd learn the root (heh) of the disease before then. :P [07:53] <Lunaicus> a lot of people did brush there teeth in other places of the world no? [07:54] <Lunaicus> didn't* [07:54] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Nice new avvie Luna. :p [07:54] <Lunaicus> it's an old one [07:54] <Bourgeoisie> why dont we see apes rubbing engineered pastes on their teeth [07:54] <Lunaicus> i actually choose this one xD [07:55] <Lunaicus> i don't think it is that important [07:56] <Bourgeoisie> why don't I see tubes of Colg ape for apes to prevent themselves from developing hella nasty diseases in their mouth [07:56] <Bourgeoisie> humans just suck [07:56] <Obi the LEGO Fan> actually [07:56] <Lunaicus> http://media.tumblr.com/60736a388ca58cce299759c73fc46bb8/tumblr_inline_mydkp4RSmB1s7ltih.gif [07:56] <Lunaicus> me running away from this conversation [07:56] <FortressOfNight> that punch gave me tooth cancer [07:57] <Obi the LEGO Fan> we need problems for our intellects to solve, because our advanced intellects are our most powerful traits [07:57] <Bourgeoisie> our entire society revolves around us using silly commercialized artificial things such as toothpaste [07:57] <Lunaicus> not really [07:57] <Lunaicus> i never think about it [07:57] <Obi the LEGO Fan> so the tooth thing evolved so that we could have another problem to solve and become smarter (re) [07:57] <FortressOfNight> *pun. but punch too [07:57] <Riolu777> Our society is completely entangled with commercialism. :P [07:57] <Bourgeoisie> i think someone set us up as a species [07:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> o: [07:58] <Bourgeoisie> like "ha im gonna make u all have to use toothpaste and if you dont ur gonna die" [07:58] <Bourgeoisie> they set us up the bomb [07:58] <Lunaicus> dude [07:58] <Lunaicus> if your teeth rot you won't die [07:58] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I almost have 20,000 edits on this wiki o: [07:58] <Bourgeoisie> but u develop periodontitis and then more diseases grow in ur rotted teeth and then u die [07:59] <Bourgeoisie> its like aids for ur mouth [07:59] <Lunaicus> well you could get the teeth removed [07:59] <Lunaicus> there are ways to get aroun dthis besides toothpaste [07:59] <Riolu777> Pretty sure Meiko is being a tad facetious. :p [07:59] <Lunaicus> yeah [08:00] <Bourgeoisie> another human flaw! o: having to remove body parts because they dont work right is proof our evolution aint helping us [08:00] <Lunaicus> I'm done (ud) [08:00] <Bourgeoisie> have u ever noticed ur appendix isnt doin anything down there [08:00] <Bourgeoisie> bc it isnt [08:01] <Bourgeoisie> according to science it used to do something kinda cool [08:01] <Bourgeoisie> but then we evolved to make it do nothing ??? [08:01] <Bourgeoisie> why [08:01] <Lunaicus> well excuse me for liking being human even with my flaws [08:01] <Lunaicus> but other things yes they are perfect (derp) [08:02] <Lunaicus> unlike the silly flawed human [08:02] <Bourgeoisie> protists and bacteria don't develop cancer [08:02] <Riolu777> The appendix actually houses good bacteria and uses it to aid in the immune system's recovery after a bout of diarrhea or something. :P [08:02] <Lunaicus> yeah [08:03] <Riolu777> But it's still non-essential [08:04] <Bourgeoisie> that's controversial tho because some scientists think its a vestigal organ [08:04] <Lunaicus> well sometimes non-essential things are nice [08:04] <Bourgeoisie> we dont even know what the hell the thing is yet it's sitting inside most of us [08:04] <Lunaicus> like my desk fan [08:04] <Lunaicus> i don't need it but i like having it [08:04] <Bourgeoisie> but at least u know what it does [08:05] <Lunaicus> true [08:05] <Bourgeoisie> and its not like u have a risk of dying if it fails [08:05] <Lunaicus> meh [08:06] <Bourgeoisie> people die bc their stupid 4 inch appendix that does absolutely nothing according to some researches when it fails [08:06] <Bourgeoisie> *remove "when it" [08:07] <Lunaicus> who wants to talk about something else [08:07] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Me. (derp) [08:07] <Lunaicus> me [08:07] <Bourgeoisie> lets talk about how fat obi the lego fan is [08:08] <Lunaicus> no :) [08:08] <Riolu777> I'm gonna go eat food [08:08] <Riolu777> bye people [08:08] <Obi the LEGO Fan> lol [08:08] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I'm easily the skinniest person here [08:08] <Lunaicus> are you sure [08:08] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Cya Rio. [08:08] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I g2g too [08:09] <Obi the LEGO Fan> sleep [08:09] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Cya Obi. [08:09] <Lunaicus> sleep is good [08:09] <ZXSpidermanXZ> Yeah. :3 [08:09] <Bourgeoisie> he doesnt want to admit hes fat [08:09] <Lunaicus> bourg stop [08:09] <Obi the LEGO Fan> I'm a fat dwarf but a skinny human [08:10] <Obi the LEGO Fan> now bye =) [08:10] <Bourgeoisie> luna fight me irl 1v2 [08:10] <Lunaicus> why [08:10] <Bourgeoisie> *1v1