User blog:Flyinggirl4/Life of a Muslim Hijabi Girl...=P

Hello, everyone. =P

I'm Muslim, and I wear the hijab (headscarf). I'm young enough not to wear it, but I like to wear it sometimes. =P

Oh, and I'm also Egyptian. =P

Anyways, I thought I'd amuse you with some of the most hilarious or stupid things that happen to us or that we ourselves sometimes do. =P Because life as a hijabi can be pretty entertaining. =P

'''1. People always seem to think we're an alien or something. =P'''

Me: *sees a group of girls* Excuse me, I'm lost, can you show me where I'm supposed to go? I'm trying to go to--

Girl #1: =O What is that thing on your head?! =O

Girl #2: Are you, like, from the Middle East? =O Do you speak Islam? =O

Girl #3: Do you shower with that thing on?! Do you sleep with it on?! =O

Girl #4: Do you have Voldemort on the back of your head? =O

Girl #5: *cowers back in fear* Are you a part of ISIS? =O

Girl #6: CAN YOU HEAR ME?! =O

Me: *rolls eyes* *walks away*

'''2. Our mirror obsession. xD =P'''

Me: *looking in pocket mirror* *fixes hijab* There.


 * walks down the hallway and stops in front of another mirror*

Me: *checks again that my hijab is on correctly and that my clothes are fine*


 * walks down the hall*

Me: *does the same thing again.*

'''3. We have hijabs and clothes from every color of the rainbow but our clothes never seem to match. =P'''

Me: *looks in disgust at reflection in mirror* This totally doesn't match.


 * changes clothes*

Me: I look horrible!


 * changes clothes*

Me: I don't have enough clothes! =/ I shoudl probably go to the mall sometime. =/ *glances at a closet about to explode because of all of the clothes in it*

'''4. I hate the media. -_-'''

Teacher: As you know, today is the anniversary of 9/11, the day we got a terrorist attack on our country.

Students: *turn and look at me*

Me: *tries to turn invisible*

'''5. Some people just don't return salams like they're supposed to. =/ =P'''

Me: *sees another muslim girl* Assalumu alaykom.

Muslim girl: *doesn't reply*

~The Next Day~

Me: *sees muslim girl again* Assalamu Alaykom!

Muslim girl: *doesn't reply"

~The Day after that~

Me: Assalamu alykom!

Muslim girl: *doesn't reply*

Me: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! *chases after the other muslim girl*

'''6. It can be hard to run a race sometimes. =P'''

Me: Ready, set, go!


 * me and muslim girl run*

Me: *the wind blows part of the hijab on my face* *I accidentally run away from where I was supposed to and crash somewhere*

I hope you liked it, I'll be posting a Part 2 soon! =P