User blog:Edward Nigma/Vile Steve - A Story

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS REFERENCES TO THE VILE CHILDREN'S SHOW BOB THE BUILDER.
 * There once was a man named Bob. His wife was named Wendy. They went to the doctor's office to try out a new experiment. It was to fuse genes. It worked. But, they died. Their child, Steve, was put up for adoption. :::When Steve grew up, he trained himself to be an assassin. He attempted to eliminate the doctor. It turned out that doctor was not a doctor but Mark Zuckerberg. This is Zuckerberg's life story.


 * Enderman meat is called Spam. Facebook exists because the Dark Lord Mark Zuckerberg's (cousin of the Dark Lord Sauron) redneck uncle shot a Zombie, and meat came out. That meat is now called Facebook, and the world's biggest Spam reserve.

Now, back to the Steve stuff. Steve fell down a deep dark hole at the bottom of the sea. He is now in Antarctica. Zuckerberg resides in his secret California home and works for Apple. He is currently hiring some hackers to destroy Twitter. All of this because a zombie was shot. Oh, and did I mention that Steve changed his name to Victor Fries?