User blog:Zackcarlp/LAWL. :P

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 * 5:33KlintrinWhy?
 * 5:33ZackcarlpI accidentally swallowed my pet monkey....
 * 5:33Zackcarlp
 * 5:33KlintrinXD?
 * 5:33LegoI3rickI3uilder
 * 5:33ThroughMyEyes
 * 5:33AnimalLover1011Aww, that's too bad.
 * 5:33ZackcarlpLawl.
 * 5:33ThroughMyEyesPoor monkey.
 * 5:33KlintrinPoor Zack.
 * 5:33AnimalLover1011Poor, poor, monkey.
 * 5:33AnimalLover1011He probably wants out !
 * 5:33Zackcarlp
 * 5:33Zackcarlp
 * 5:33KlintrinDid you just swallow or eat?
 * 5:34AnimalLover1011-Zack gags and a monkey climbs out of his mouth-
 * 5:34Chipika123Hello, Zack.
 * 5:34LegoI3rickI3uilderI feel bad for Curious George.
 * 5:34AnimalLover1011He swallow it
 * 5:34AnimalLover1011LBB
 * 5:34AnimalLover1011
 * 5:34ZackcarlpSwallow.
 * 5:34KlintrinOkay, here's the solution
 * 5:34Legyo6
 * 5:34KlintrinBuy a diving board
 * 5:34ZackcarlpI also swallowed my laptop.
 * 5:34Zackcarlp
 * 5:34AnimalLover1011How are you playing?
 * 5:34ZackcarlpThis is a desketop.
 * 5:34Zackcarlp* desktop
 * 5:35ThroughMyEyesCya.
 * 5:35LegoI3rickI3uilder Zack can now get Wifi where ever he goes.
 * 5:35AnimalLover1011Sticking your hand down your throat, pressing random buttons that happen to be the right ones?
 * 5:35ThroughMyEyesTIME out
 * ThroughMyEyes has decided to try out the real world for a change.
 * 5:35ZackcarlpOr is it?!
 * 5:35Chipika123Bye, TME.
 * 5:35ZackcarlpLol LBB.
 * 5:35KlintrinXD LBB.
 * 5:35AnimalLover1011293 edits...Must make it to 300
 * 5:35ZackcarlpI always wanted Wifi in my car!
 * 5:35LegoI3rickI3uilderyou swallowed anything else?
 * 5:35ZackcarlpMaybe the remote? I don't know.
 * 5:36AnimalLover1011Lol
 * 5:36KlintrinMy dog got his head stuck in my car door.
 * 5:36ZackcarlpI know I swallowed my alarm clock cause it didn't wake me up this morning.
 * 5:36Zackcarlp
 * 5:36AnimalLover1011LOL
 * 5:36KlintrinYou sleep-swallow?
 * 5:36AnimalLover1011LOL...
 * 5:37AnimalLover1011
 * 5:37ZackcarlpSadly, yes. I inhaled my cat one night while snoring.
 * 5:37LegoI3rickI3uilder Now zack stomach can tell when it's lunch times.
 * 5:37ZackcarlpLawl.
 * 5:37AnimalLover1011trololol