Thread:ThisIsGospel/@comment-27163680-20151226042043

Hey Steve! :D (That's what everyone calls you, right? :P)

I know that we don't know much about each other, but I'm here to... *Gets stuck in the chimney while trying to climb down* :P :P I'm here to make you laugh. :'D [y]

I hope you ike it... Because I didn't write it! :P

Anyways, enjoy... =Christmas Stew=

Now here's a <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">recipe  that I think is just fine:

 Find a pot and some fire for heating.

 Get some <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">parsley, sage, rosemary, and <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD11" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">thyme ;

 Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings.



Place the pot on the fire with intricate ease,

 Then gently dump in a big can of peas.



Take a delicate leaf from your <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">mistletoe ,

 (Sometimes known as Astronaut's Foot)

 <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">Grind  it up, pour it in, and season with snow;

 Then into the pot you put:



The wings and the heads of two Bummer Bees;

 Then tenderly add another can of peas.



<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> <span style="color:rgb(153,0,153);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Take the buttons from last year's  <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;max-width:813px;position:static;font-style:normal!important;font-weight:normal!important;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">Sanity <span style="color:rgb(153,0,153);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;max-width:813px;position:static;font-style:normal!important;font-weight:normal!important;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">Clause <span style="color:rgb(153,0,153);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Suit,

<span style="color:rgb(153,0,153);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">(Now don't think it's all too wierd.)

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">Stir it all up with one muddy <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">boot ;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Add a hair from St. Nick's beard.

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<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">Kindly forget the mayonnaise, please;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> But now it's time for another can of peas.

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<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">(Well, by now you must think I'm insane here,

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> But if this isn't good, I'll croak.)

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Ask your wife, "Do you think it will rain, dear?"

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Add her for not catching the joke.

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">Do it now, don't get weak in the knees;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> And on top of your wife pour another can of peas.

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<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">(This recipe certainly does sound strange ...)

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Add the bark from your Yuletide log.

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Spiritually sing, "Away in the Mange"

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> As you stir in the bark from your dog.

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">But before you do, remove the fleas;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> Then slowly dump in another can of peas.

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">Now you take a taste and you start to gag,

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> 'Cause you thought, "This stuff, you can't <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10" style="max-width:813px;position:static;border-bottom-width:1px!important;border-bottom-style:dotted!important;border-bottom-color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;color:rgb(32,146,154)!important;cursor:pointer!important;display:inline!important;padding-bottom:1px!important;float:none!important;font-weight:normal!important;font-style:normal!important;background-image:none!important;background-attachment:scroll!important;background-size:initial!important;background-origin:initial!important;background-clip:initial!important;background-position:0%50%;background-repeat:repeat!important;">beat  it;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> I've failed miserably and it's really a drag!"

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> But .... Dummy! .... Your'e not supposed to eat it.

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">You stir it all up and you pour it on the ground;

<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;"> You got peas on earth, good swill all around.

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<p align="left" style="max-width:813px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'DejaVuSerif';font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;background-size:auto;">Copyright; Pete Graf <ac_metadata title="Merry Christmas! :D :P"> </ac_metadata>