User blog comment:MsD/A new idea?/@comment-4052371-20140322191056

Adjectives: Ludicrous, Egregious, Dastardly, Execrable, Pernicious

Verbs: Sabotage, Jet-ski, Hack, Intercept, Rendezvous

Nouns: Jetpack, Nuclear Tactical Stealth Bomber Assault Squadron

Gibberish phrase: Overcapacitation

LMBW User: Alemas2005

Suspicious username : Al-Emas-2014 (terrorist group??!! )

Pet: Uranium-sniffing Canine

Invitation: "You have violated countless U.S. laws, jeopardized the integrity of the internet, and broken international treaties. You possess all the qualifications necessary to join the NSA! This device will data-mine your house and then self-destruct in 3,2,1..."

Agency: NSA (National Surveillance Apparatus)

Terrorist name: Pass.

Lastly : "You, your family, and everyone you've ever known is in fatal danger. By the way, I'm a huge fan of your music! My favorite songs are . . ."