User blog:Aok/ERB: Aok vs LinkCelestrial

So, who won? Me or Link? Put it in the comments!
 * Aok: C'mon my friend, lets get it started in here, my skills are immense, and all YOU have is fear!
 * LinkCelestrial: There is no fear for the fearless, keep on firing all you do is miss, so you'd better kiss your shots goodbye, and leave now before I make you cry!
 * Aok: Cry? Please stop your false lies! As far as I can tell you don't live on the wild side! Perhaps its time for a bit of a change, before I move a bit too too far out of your range!
 * LinkCelestrial: My range is infinite, in your face I spit, here comes the headshot your body's gonna rot, you'll never take my spot, on top, I am king, that's the reason that I sing.
 * Aok: Sorry my friend, not sure if I heard right, I believe you're deceived that your coronation is in sight? Far too bad me old pal, I've got news for you, I stole your false crown and flushed it straight down the loo!
 * LinkCelestrial: Get your hearing checked, before with a fist you are decked. That crown was a decoy, what you flushed was but a toy, you think you're a bad boy? I was poppin caps before you heard your first raps!
 * Aok: Poppin caps? What a peculiar expression. I'd hate to think that you'd go THAT direction. You nerd. You think that's so hot, but as a matter of fact your cap poppin is not.
 * LinkCelestrial: I'm hotter than the sun, and I get to have more fun. How did you think I became number one? By putting noobs like you on the run! Pack your bags, your ship is leaving, you've overdone your stay by an evening.
 * Aok: Sorry sir, I believe that you've got the wrong fellow, my room is still booked and I'm eating my Jello. As a staff member you stink, you've forgotten my drink, you'll be fired by evening and in trouble I think.
 * LinkCelestrial: You think I'm the employee, i'm the employer. So grab another drink and make sure you stir, it'll be your last, dear sir. Say your goodbyes, as all one of your fans cries, cause tonight, AOK DIES!
 * Aok: (*gunshot*) Ha ha! I've fired you fiend, but you didn't get a chance to live your last dream! Lying slumped at the door, I believe you've been floored, and that's where we'll end this, before I get too bored.