User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/3 June 2017

 [09:11]  o/ [09:37]  o/ [09:37]  http://i.imgur.com/2uFBIge.jpg [09:42]  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBRDXTZW0AA-v_E.jpg:large [09:42]  i already saw this meme hah [09:44]  https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2c/d6/b1/2cd6b13109f39e1157cef9278aa097ca.jpg [09:46]  o/ [09:46]  o/ [09:53]  https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a0bB8nZ_700b.jpg [09:53]  Well, that's me screwed. [09:53]  phrasing [09:55]  ...what? [09:55]  sshhhh [09:56]  ...explain. (UA) [09:56]  c: [09:56] <EveryOpenEye> just you [09:56] <EveryOpenEye> of course [09:56] <Alemas2005> ??? [09:56] <Alemas2005> OH C'MON. [09:57] <Alemas2005> *Throws OpenEye out the window* [09:57] <EveryOpenEye> xD [09:57] <EveryOpenEye> figured it out? [09:57] <Alemas2005> (UA) [09:58] <EveryOpenEye> c: [10:04] <A Walruse> wait whaaaat [10:04] <A Walruse> why would this country refuse my offer to sell that province what the crap [10:05] <A Walruse> its literally a near free province [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> sometimes they just dont want em [10:05] <EveryOpenEye> usually if they don't like you they refuse [10:06] <A Walruse> actually the country liked me and it was the last province of their island that they didnt own so theres no way they didnt want it [10:06] <A Walruse> but i assume it was because the gold cost it put immediately was simply too much for their treasury so i gave it to them for free and now they wanted it [10:07] <EveryOpenEye> wow [10:08] <EveryOpenEye> thats dumb [10:08] <A Walruse> also france is stupid [10:08] <A Walruse> i dont like them [10:09] <A Walruse> they sowed discontent [10:09] <EveryOpenEye> "Notable activity on the laptop includes: [10:09] <EveryOpenEye> Using search engines with prompts such as "Carthage goddamn pirates", "Hannibal was a pig", "Carthage must be destroyed" and "I hate Carthage". [10:09] <EveryOpenEye> Downloading and playing a popular strategy game, creating scenarios wholly devoted to crushing Carthage with overwhelming odds as Rome. [10:09] <EveryOpenEye> Reading and re-reading accounts of the destruction of Carthage along with repeated vandalism of articles about Carthage. [10:09] <EveryOpenEye> Engaging in long and protracted arguments with players who preferred to play as Carthage in another popular strategy game." same [10:10] <A Walruse> i mean on the plus side i dont have to wait 389075275 years before the rebels actually revolt (my stability is really high always) so i can just get it over with [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> france is generally evil ye [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> the worst thing france can ever do [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> is ally kebab [10:10] <A Walruse> but on the down side i currently have around 17 active rebel factions [10:10] <A Walruse> i mean im kebab myself so [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> ....not even many [10:10] <EveryOpenEye> ah well done [10:12] <A Walruse> well ok actually theres only like 2 provinces that are sunni but it /is/ my state religion [10:13] <A Walruse> despite being called hindustan and having almost exclusively hindu provinces [10:13] <EveryOpenEye> wow [10:13] <EveryOpenEye> but [10:13] <EveryOpenEye> but why [10:14] <A Walruse> idk [10:14] <A Walruse> hindustans state religion is sunni in general i think [10:14] <A Walruse> even if you form it from a hindu indian country [10:14] <A Walruse> its weird [10:15] <EveryOpenEye> if youre hindu you can form bharat instead [10:15] <A Walruse> ah ok [10:16] <A Walruse> lol ok so according to wikipedia hindustan and the mughal empire are actually the same [10:16] <A Walruse> or rather "hindustan" never existed but the mughal empire was often called that [10:16] <EveryOpenEye> nice [10:16] <A Walruse> but only the timurids can actually found the mughal empire [10:16] <EveryOpenEye> rip [10:16] <A Walruse> im the real hindustan anyway [10:17] <A Walruse> screw them [10:17] <EveryOpenEye> truth [10:18] <A Walruse> making this kid release sri lanka and making them my vassal was the best idea ive had so far [10:19] <EveryOpenEye> gg [10:20] <A Walruse> oh crap [10:20] <A Walruse> "bengalese particularists" "80% progress" "84k troops" [10:20] <A Walruse> THANKS FRANCE [10:21] <A Walruse> its probably gonna be better when i have my cores but still [10:21] <EveryOpenEye> lol [10:22] <A Walruse> luckily i have a few more troops than that [10:22] <A Walruse> (twice as much) [10:23] <EveryOpenEye> lol [10:23] <EveryOpenEye> have you liberated tibet yet [10:24] <A Walruse> na [10:24] <A Walruse> 2 reasons [10:24] <A Walruse> a. Ming [10:24] <A Walruse> b. northern himalaya [10:24] <EveryOpenEye> its worth it to liberate tibet [10:25] <A Walruse> no id just sell it and then ming would just conquer it again [10:26] <EveryOpenEye> what no [10:26] <EveryOpenEye> vassalize [10:26] <EveryOpenEye> they can be your friend [10:26] <EveryOpenEye> &lt;3 [10:28] <A Walruse> but then id have to mess with ming [10:28] <EveryOpenEye> theyre asking for it what with all that bordering you and stuff [10:29] <A Walruse> they're not even really bordering me theres the entire himalaya ridge between us [10:30] <EveryOpenEye> theres pyrenees between france and spain but they still border [10:30] <EveryOpenEye> no excuses [10:30] <A Walruse> himalaya &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; pyrenees [10:31] <EveryOpenEye> shhhush it doesnt matter [10:31] <EveryOpenEye> all mountains are the same [10:31] <A Walruse> i mean granted i could probably take ming right now [10:32] <A Walruse> because they have 0 manpower and a slightly smaller army than me [10:32] <A Walruse> but no [10:32] <A Walruse> just not [10:32] <A Walruse> its not worth it [10:32] <EveryOpenEye> why not [10:32] <A Walruse> controlling the indian subcontinent is the priority and they're just gonna come back later and take my stuff [10:33] <EveryOpenEye> but indias soo booooring and easy [10:35] <A Walruse> i mean i still have like only 2/3rds of the subcontinent [10:35] <EveryOpenEye> but why [10:36] <A Walruse> because a. delhi and sind are friends (still) and b. india a crapton of small provinces so it takes a while