User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/27 March 2017

 [08:36]  test [08:37]  I just realised that in two days, most of my childhood will be gone. [08:38]  March 30, the MBs. [08:38]  March 31, CLub Penguin. [08:38]  "Club". [08:38]  wow [08:38]  thats sad [08:39]  (Not really) [08:39]  (Sarcasm detected) [08:39]  "Roddy, Ale, and others buy No Man's Sky (F-35 Contracting)" [08:39]  ??? [08:39]  Explain.  [08:40]  hey its not that sarcastic [08:40]  it is pretty sadio [08:41] <Alemas2005> Sadio Mane? [08:41] <Alemas2005> He's a football player. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:41] <EveryOpenEye> whatecer taht is yes [08:42] <Alemas2005> A Senegalese football player. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:47] <Alemas2005> "The United States of Capitalusia is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. " [08:47] <Alemas2005> "suspicion of poets" [08:47] <Alemas2005> What. [08:48] <EveryOpenEye> senegalese [08:48] <EveryOpenEye> poets might be communsits or something ale [08:49] <Alemas2005> https://www.nationstates.net/nation=capitalusia/detail=trend/censusid=55 [08:49] <Alemas2005> That would explain things. [08:50] <EveryOpenEye> lmao rip [08:53] <EveryOpenEye> &gt;&gt;ns is punishing me for not letting companeis advertise smoking to kids [08:55] <EveryOpenEye> capitalism at its finest [08:58] <Alemas2005> "About 25,000 people have been told to evacuate as a cyclone carrying winds up to 240km/h (150 mph) moves towards the Queensland coast" [08:59] <EveryOpenEye> yes [08:59] <EveryOpenEye> also, they called it debbie [08:59] <EveryOpenEye> very menacing [09:05] <Alemas2005> Ah, OpenEye. [09:05] <EveryOpenEye> hm [09:05] <Alemas2005> Please confirm you use lizards to deal with nopes: https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awngo7D_460sv.mp4 [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> cannot confirm [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> that lizard is far nopier than the spider [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> thats a small spider [09:06] <Alemas2005> ...it's not a nope if it's a pet. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:06] <Alemas2005> Well. [09:06] <Alemas2005> Spiders are still nopes. [09:06] <Alemas2005> Are always nopes. [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> i suppose [09:06] <BusyCityGirl> Oh gosh that's freaky xD [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> it's a medium nope at bet [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> bet [09:06] <Alemas2005> But lizards, if they are p- [09:06] <Alemas2005> HOW IS IT FREAKY. [09:07] <EveryOpenEye> best* [09:07] <BusyCityGirl> xD [09:07] <Alemas2005> It's a GENIUS idea. [09:07] <Alemas2005> If I ever end up living in Australia I'll be sure to get a lizard. [09:07] <BusyCityGirl> <img width="19" height="19" title=":{p" alt=":{p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [09:07] <Alemas2005> Whenever there's a nope, I can simply deploy my NopeBuster and it's gone. [09:07] <Alemas2005> FOREVER. [09:07] <BusyCityGirl> That would be pretty handy [09:08] <Alemas2005> Don't know how the hell can you consider a lizard as a "nope". [09:08] <BusyCityGirl> *shudder* it ...ATE it though <img width="19" height="19" title="(barf o)" alt="(barf o)" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/7/73/Barf.png/revision/latest"> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:08] <Alemas2005> Seriously. [09:08] <Alemas2005> All the better, the nope is permanently dealt with. [09:09] <Alemas2005> It won't ever come back. [09:09] <Alemas2005> No messes either. [09:09] <BusyCityGirl> That's true... [09:10] <Alemas2005> Oh, OpenEye, BTW, that spider is a monster by European standards. [09:10] <EveryOpenEye> hey [09:10] <EveryOpenEye> how do you expect lizards to get the spiders above your doors [09:10] <EveryOpenEye> and on your walls [09:10] <Alemas2005> Grab the lizard. [09:10] <Alemas2005> And lift it. [09:10] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":{P" alt=":{P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [09:10] <EveryOpenEye> really. [09:11] <BusyCityGirl> Yeah ive only seen spiders like that a couple times [09:11] <EveryOpenEye> you're willing to put your hands that close to the spider [09:11] <BusyCityGirl> ^ [09:11] <Alemas2005> Well, if it's protected by the NopeBuster... <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:11] <Alemas2005> You can hold the lizard as if it were a gun. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:12] <BusyCityGirl> What if its one of those frightening monsters with a zillion babies hiding on it [09:12] <EveryOpenEye> pft [09:12] <EveryOpenEye> exactly [09:12] <Alemas2005> I think for that you need a proper exterminator. <img width="19" height="19" title="(derp)" alt="(derp)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/6b/Derple.gif"> [09:12] <BusyCityGirl> <img width="19" height="19" title=":{p" alt=":{p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [09:13] <Alemas2005> But for all the rest, the lizard's fine. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:13] <EveryOpenEye> mhmm [09:13] <BusyCityGirl> i read that as fire and thought yes now there ale finally has the right idea [09:13] <Alemas2005> Thanks 9gag! <img width="19" height="19" title=":D" alt=":D" src="http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120203193933/legomessageboards/images/b/b7/Big_smile.png"> [09:13] <BusyCityGirl> Burn the house [09:13] <Alemas2005> For that brilliant idea! <img width="19" height="19" title=":D" alt=":D" src="http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120203193933/legomessageboards/images/b/b7/Big_smile.png"> [09:14] <EveryOpenEye> xD [09:15] <BusyCityGirl> Actually yeah that lizard is fine. Lizards and snakes and stuff doesnt bother me a bit. ...but... it ate that... that... nightmare. *shivers* [09:16] <Alemas2005> ... <img width="19" height="19" title="(YK)" alt="(YK)" src="http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/9/9c/You_Kidding.png"> [09:16] <Alemas2005> You are complaining that it ate a "nightmare"? [09:17] <Alemas2005> ...don't you want your nightmares gone? [09:18] <EveryOpenEye> xD [09:18] <EveryOpenEye> why are hurricanes and cyclones and such given people names [09:18] <EveryOpenEye> that seems counterproductive [09:18] <EveryOpenEye> i mean personally i wouldnt be particualrly scaared of a cyclone called debbie [09:18] <EveryOpenEye> or like mark [09:19] <EveryOpenEye> but if it was called "destroyer of worlds" or "consumer of souls". i'd think twice about it. [09:22] <BusyCityGirl> Yeah Ale, that would be fabulous. So long as i dont have to watch it with its little fuzzy legs hanging out everywhere and the little crunches and juiciness <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:22] <Alemas2005> I'd enjoy it. [09:22] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":{P" alt=":{P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [09:22] <Alemas2005> "January 4th, 2017" [09:22] <Alemas2005> What happened then? [09:23] <BusyCityGirl> I'm sure <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:23] <BusyCityGirl> True bm xD [09:23] <EveryOpenEye> they annoucned the mbs were closing rite ale [09:23] <BusyCityGirl> Theres been a sgorm with my name :3 that was cool [09:23] <Alemas2005> Ah, right. [09:23] <Alemas2005> "Roddy, Ale, and others buy No Man's Sky (F-35 Contracting)" [09:23] <EveryOpenEye> oh has there now. *opens list of all cyclones/hurricanes/etc ever* [09:23] <BusyCityGirl> Though idk what i think of causing all that distruction xD [09:23] <Alemas2005> Please explain. [09:24] <BusyCityGirl> Good luck bm xD [09:24] <EveryOpenEye> "The program is the most expensive military weapons system in history, and has been much criticized inside and outside government, in the U.S. and in allied countries.[16] Critics argue that the plane is "plagued with design flaws," with many blaming the procurement process in which Lockheed was allowed "to design, test, and produce the F-35 all at the same time, instead of… [identifying and fixing] defects before firing up its production line."[16] By 2014, the program was "$163 billion over budget [and] seven years behind schedule."[17] Critics also contend that the program's high sunk costs and political momentum make it "too big to kill."[18]" ale [09:24] <EveryOpenEye> "$163 billion over budget [and] seven years behind schedule." nms in a nutshell [09:24] <EveryOpenEye> i will bcgeirfcl &gt;:C [09:24] <Alemas2005> ...alright then. [09:24] <BusyCityGirl> mk <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [09:26] <EveryOpenEye> ...ok maybe i wont [09:26] <Alemas2005> "Pages with the most editors in the last 7 days." [09:26] <Alemas2005> It was 30 yesterday. <img width="19" height="19" title="(UA)" alt="(UA)" src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130918002126/legomessageboards/images/a/a3/GrumpyFace.png"> [09:26] <BusyCityGirl> Ha there's been a lot I'm sure xD [09:27] <EveryOpenEye> xD just few [09:27] <BusyCityGirl> c; [09:27] <BusyCityGirl> 30? Is that not enough? <img width="19" height="19" title=";p" alt=";p" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/7/77/Joking.png/revision/latest"> [09:28] <Alemas2005> 30 DAYS. [09:28] <Alemas2005> It changed from 30 days to 7. [09:29] <Alemas2005> Before that, it was 7. [09:29] <Alemas2005> From 7 days to 30 to 7 again. [09:29] <BusyCityGirl> Ohh got it [09:29] <EveryOpenEye> xD [09:29] <BusyCityGirl> Bleh xP [09:35] <BusyCityGirl> Test [09:35] <BusyCityGirl> Hm