User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/The Spam is Back! - Sequel to the Popular Story

I walked into chat to find a party. Balloons, video games, PM T or D parties, and cake, except this time it was anything BUT a lie. Then Jed walks up to me. He brings me the news. "OK, here's the deal. Norvik's back, and he's got other guys with him. The other mods are saying we should just ban him easy. I say we should negotiate with him so we can find out why he's spamming. I'm giving you mod status so you can come with. ** "Nice. But when is he here?" "We don't know." Jed shook his head. "Just be here when he DOES get here." I left the PM room and went to my room. I looked out the window and I saw Norvik. I ran out the room, not forgetting my pistol and banhammer. I shouldered the hammer and put my pistol in the holster. "Everyone into the PMs. Norvik is back." From  then on it was madness. Users running to the PMs and mods trying to restore order. Finally everyone was in PMs and the mods and admins and I were just standing there... Then the ding of the elevator reached our ears. It seemed like a giant church bell they rang. Perhaps it was the tension. Then Norvik comes out. "Drop weapons on table." he said. I obeyed. First I took off my suit, and took out a shotgun, MP40, and 2 pistols. Then I took out the pistol from my holster and put it down. Then I took out a Thompson from the back of my bandoleer. Then I put my suit back on. I hid the banhammer in my suit when I left my room. He said to us in his accent: "Mods think I spam... I must say that is true." We looked at each other, wondering what was happening. "Are, are you turning yourself in, Norvik?" Ping asked. "No. Norvik never turn self in... Norvik turn you mods in." At that instant I grabbed a shotgun from the table, but missed the shot. Then Norvik took out a sword. The mods tried to ban him, but then he refreshed as soon as they did. I drew my banhammer, but Norvik landed a teriffic blow on my hammer that cut it in half. I bended down for my Thompson, but by then Norvik had a custom M16 that had instant ban ammo, a special weapon used only by the Wikia Staff. Then, right as he was about to pull the trigger, Toa hits him in the head with a hammer. Norvik then disappears into binary code. Then everyone starts cheering. The once big party turns into the biggest party the chat has ever seen. The chat was saved... And the wiki lived another day.

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(Continued in Moving What we Had - The Story of Moving the Wiki)