User blog:Riolu777/Bow Down to the Superior One

In the stress of our mundane existences here, we have forgotten the true meaning of life. Of this wiki. We have forgotten of the glorious glory that is this one magnanimous user. His justice strikes swiftly, his patience wears oh so thinly. I have noticed a blasphemous lack of proper reverence for this omnipotent wonder. He stares down new users with such intimidation that they must undergo strenuous therapy. This one man, with his imperial might and totalitarian will, is the one we must all think on. Never even tiptoe on chat without properly commemorating this user's heralded magnificence.

This user is none other than Alemas.

ALL HAIL ALEMAS