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This article, written by the eccentric yet genius professor Dylan Wylderfiddle, explains a startling revelation recently made by the professor: " Some thoughts must be preserved for posterity. Whether or not the value of these thoughts are deemed important is another matter entirely, and subject to change during the ebb and flow of time. However, it is not for us to worry that our genius might be unappreciated; instead we should mark down the glowing lights that will shine for future generations so that they may use them to forge for themselves a better world.  All that to say: what is the natural color of fluorescent light? I could delve into the complex process which results in this marvelous phenomenon allowing us to view things which we would not otherwise be able to view. But I will refrain from that and go straight to the point. Fluorescent light, like any light, can be colored via artificial means; the true color is what interests me though. The natural color, white to be specific, is of primary concern. Now, any dumbbell knows that black is the absence of light, or color. Thus the color "black" is actually not a color at all, but a void of color. Now then, we go to the opposite side of the spectrum and scrutinize the color white. White, when analyzed, reveals itself to be not a color in itself, but all colors combined. When this is realized, one must admit bewilderment at this fact. White not a color? The mere thought would horrify some people! Yet it is true. If white is then indeed all colors combined, then one can logically assume that the fluorescent light utilizes all colors in order to produce its magnificent aura of brightness. Since this appears to be the case, the fluorescent lights can no longer be used as an example of shining purity; instead it must be used to demonstrate those who have no morals and adopt all that is around them in order to appear white, or pure. Now that this issue has been fully put forth by my professional expertise, I leave you to contemplate upon this startling revelation. Adieu, and may your knowledge ever increase. Professor Dylan O. Wylderfiddle " =l