User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/13 June 2017

 [01:36]  iit's like ??? what are these utopian socdem states [01:37]  "i mean a dude like Pep Gardiola gets payed 15 million a year" [01:37]  ??? [01:37]  How did a football coach get into this conversation? :P [01:37]  income [01:37]  No, I mean, why him of all people? :P [01:39]  high [01:39]  income [01:40]  i literally just googled higehst manager wages Alemas [01:41]  because searching for just highest wages usually doesnt turn up enough [01:42]  Of course the tab froze. [01:42]  :{P [01:42]  Ah. :P [01:42]  Well alright then. :{P [01:42]  Didn't think you'd think of a sporting connection. (derp) [01:43] <A Walruse> my tab froze as well might be wikia messing up [01:43] <EveryOpenEye> wikia is always messing up [01:44] <A Walruse> wikia was a mistake [01:45] <EveryOpenEye> very [01:45] <Alemas2005> Like all of us. [01:45] <Alemas2005> :{P [01:47] <EveryOpenEye> you know us so ell [01:47] <EveryOpenEye> well [01:48] <A Walruse> crap i need more better allies [01:48] <EveryOpenEye> "Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Socialstralian language." [01:48] <EveryOpenEye> what about "ancap" [01:48] <A Walruse> tfw bahmanis and jaunpur team up [01:49] <EveryOpenEye> "more particularly for supporting the recent occupation of their homeland by an ally." this is out of character, socialstralia is 110% anti-imperialist [01:49] <EveryOpenEye> i demand more roleplay support in ns [01:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> did someone say ns roleplay [01:49] <EveryOpenEye> yes [01:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://www.nationstates.net/region=union_of_independent_nations see: regional message board [01:50] <EveryOpenEye> boring [01:52] <Alemas2005> JESUS. [01:52] <EveryOpenEye> omg spain is being overrun by portugal [01:52] <Alemas2005> Hardcore. [01:52] <EveryOpenEye> bnr help [01:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> let it happen [01:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> wait no this is hoi4 not euiv [01:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> uhhh [01:52] <EveryOpenEye> yes [01:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> who are you playing as again [01:54] <EveryOpenEye> uhhh [01:54] <EveryOpenEye> austria but its kaiserreich so [01:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;playing hoi4 kaiserreich [01:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is wrong with you [01:55] <EveryOpenEye> you're evil ok [01:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> no [01:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats literally the worst iteration of kasierreich [01:56] <EveryOpenEye> i cant play darkest hour you know this [01:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> ITS NOT THAT HARD [01:56] <EveryOpenEye> but confusing [01:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> i offered to play with you [01:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> and show you how [01:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> but you said [01:56] <BraveNewRoyalty> "no" [01:57] <EveryOpenEye> well [01:57] <EveryOpenEye> no [01:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> what year is this then [01:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> is it before or after spain hamburgers [01:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> or hotdogs, my bad [01:58] <EveryOpenEye> just about 1941 [01:58] <EveryOpenEye> hamburger what [01:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> so spain has hotdogged [01:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know the civil war makes the peninsula look like a hotdog [01:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> i guess if you add in portugal it looks like hamburger [01:59] <EveryOpenEye> uh yeah sure [01:59] <EveryOpenEye> cnt/fai won that [01:59] <EveryOpenEye> as it should be [01:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> boo [02:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> well at least portugal is fixing that [02:00] <EveryOpenEye> jesus christ they landed in barcelona somehow [02:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> they'll probably just release spain as the authoritarian democracts [02:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> unless theyre nazi [02:00] <BraveNewRoyalty> then hello carlists [02:00] <EveryOpenEye> they how is portugal so stronk tho [02:00] <EveryOpenEye> they have like 99999 divisions [02:01] <BraveNewRoyalty> you know you can actually tell how many they have right [02:02] <EveryOpenEye> NOOOO THEY CAPITULATED [02:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is portugal's government [02:02] <EveryOpenEye> the funny part is i sent lend-lease and volunteers to spain even tho im austria and by all rights should be helping germany in this war [02:02] <EveryOpenEye> authoritarian democracy [02:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh so the good government [02:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> was cnt/fai helping the internationale [02:03] <EveryOpenEye> shut up anarcho-syndicalist is the only good government [02:03] <EveryOpenEye> yes [02:04] <EveryOpenEye> oh NOW france sends like 60 divisions to help them [02:04] <EveryOpenEye> I SEE HOW IT IS [02:05] <EveryOpenEye> and theyre like demolishing them too [02:05] <EveryOpenEye> wow [02:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> ...60 [02:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> not sure if that'll work out for them on the eastern front [02:06] <EveryOpenEye> they're at the rhine [02:07] <EveryOpenEye> china just did a usa tho so now they have 3 fronts [02:15] <EveryOpenEye> france your border is perfect you can stop now [02:15] <EveryOpenEye> napoleon would approve of this [02:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> what, so they own all of euopre? [02:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> europe [02:16] <EveryOpenEye> lol [02:16] <EveryOpenEye> russia joined mitteleuropa [02:16] <EveryOpenEye> is this stockholm syndrome but with empires [02:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> they usually do that [02:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> surprisingly, austria is the one that usually is neutral [02:18] <EveryOpenEye> yeah i am [02:18] <EveryOpenEye> germany broke their non-aggression pact a while ago and i was like ??? brother? [02:20] <EveryOpenEye> what the hell i went for the focus about centralizing the empire and 2 weeks later hungary is declaring independence [02:20] <EveryOpenEye> like shut up i already murdered you like 4 years ago [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats the entire event chain [02:21] <EveryOpenEye> wot [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;austria wants the empire back [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;hungary: nah [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;austria: yes [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;hungary: bye [02:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> serbia: bye [02:22] <EveryOpenEye> lol [02:22] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;galicia: hi [02:23] <EveryOpenEye> i lost galicia and transylvania in the first war it made me sad tbh [02:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> wth [02:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> you really suck [02:24] <EveryOpenEye> look i wasnt expecting it [02:24] <EveryOpenEye> i was marveling how much better this is than the actual game [02:26] <EveryOpenEye> ok well that was an easy way to get transylvania back