User blog:Brick425/The Story of the LMBW Christmas

Produced by James Cameron
Gather 'round, children

As I tell you a tale

Of the holidays on the LMBW

Full of slightly offensive details

And I say holidays because PC is the thing

In this year

Of AD, 2015.

Part 1: Gifts for All
Hang up the lights

And assemble the trees

We're gonna go shopping

While it's 30 degrees

The deals are hot

And so is this fireplace

Installation starting at $10,000

We give each other gifts they'll love

Even though they aren't necissarly tax deductible

A coat for mom, a mouse for your cat

Dad wants a Beamer but you got him a hat

It's things like this that make Christmastime a blast

Make sure to get everybody something nice

If you can't do that, well, at least you tried

Christmas can be summed up with the following two, y'all:

All for gifts

And gifts for all!

''Let's not forget the people on the LMBW, of course. They deserves presents, too! Let's see what they want this season from their fellow wiki members!''

Part 2: Secret Chat Santa
Everyone here wants something now

So let's listen to them

And go, "Get you that? How?"

Starting it off, Jdude wants a tractor

But looking like a Pontiac is certainly a factor

Liam wants Fallout 4, not 3

I guess he just likes the completely opposite story

Rio wants pot

Cause it's legal where he is

But someone's gonna butcher it

And get him pots and pans

Cause lingo isn't their biz

Skull wants more countries to be socialist

If you ask him, the US is full of fat capitalist pigs

That kid on the MBs thinks his mom is mean

Cause she didn't get Lego Dimensions

When he wanted the thing

We all want something

But that doesn't mean be spoiled

Unless your mom really is as mean

As the kid said on that cancerous forum

And it doesn't matter who gives the gifts

Cause all that matters is getting the gifts!

''Well, that sure was accurate! As we know, there are people who don't believe in the same things as you, because like everyone else, nobody cares about what you think! Here's something that can help elaborate on why people are equal because nobody cares about what anybody has to say.''

==Part 3: PC  Christmas  Holiday==

Not everyone puts up trees

Or celebrates for eight days

Some don't know when Ramadan is

And they think fasting is a waste

But that is just okay

Because in the end we're all human

And killing people because of the above is not OK

Plain red cups are alright with me

And that's why we all need to go and say

Screw your stupid holidays

Not everyone gives a crap

Neckbeard Christians protesting Starbucks

Is stupid, so just enjoy your 450 calorie Frap'

Instead of "Merry Christmas"

Just say "Happy Holidays"

And if they get it wrong

Tell them the error of their ways

If you wave the Stars and Bars, you're racist white trash scum

"Southern pride" isn't a thing

Unless you think whipping blacks is fun

9/11 isn't funny

Neither is the holocaust

Islamophobia is a disease

That gives Americans a bad rap

Same with the mouth of Donald Trump

Cause he won't stop talking crap

So respect everybody equally

Because inside we're all the same

And that is a person on this earth

That may or may not have a God

Who knows, so just shut up already

Your beliefs have no worth

Have a happy PC holiday

From the people here at Tumblr!

''How fun! Glad I could get the people of Tumblr to write something they thought would capture the personality of themselves! Well, I sure have had a nice time with you. And I hope you have a happy holiday, whatever you celebrate. Even though Hanukkah was over two weeks ago.''

==Part 4: Endgame==

Have yourself a merry little LMBW Christmas

Let your heart be light from all the gifts and stuff

From now on

Our troubles will be out of sight (Unless Trump gets elected, of course!)

Have yourself a merry little LMBW Christmas

Make the Yule-tide gay (Actually don't, it's its own thing and it will be straight if it wants.)

From now on

Our troubles will be miles (1.6 kilometers) away

Here we are as in olden days

Happy golden days of yore (Wait, they couldn't find a word that rhymed with "days" at the end?)

Faithful friends who are dear to us (Until we retire)

Gather near to us once more (Again with the "We weren't able to find a word to rhyme at the end so we used the same word in the middle" thing)

Through the years

We all will be together (Again, until we retire.)

If the fates allow (They won't.)

Hang a shining star upon the highest bough (What's a bough?)

And have yourself a merry little LMBW Christmas now (Or tomorrow, or yesterday, or in an hour, depending on time zones.)