User blog comment:Cakedude222/The Chat Signs Chapter 2/@comment-24717442-20140816003939

''Previously on The Chat Signs, BCGirl is still awake and decides to get on the LMBW chat. She notices that the LMBW chat is acting up in a creepy way. Just as she's about to leave chat...a user of the name "666uwildie''" joins chat!

'''You're all caught up, audience. Don't worry. Actually nothing really happened.'''

Also, isn't that the poster for Final Destination?

Weird...I thought. Who's this user and does he have evil motives?

'''Italicize characters' thoughts, pl0x. Also, I don't think he has evil motives. He's obviously just an edgy 12 year old who wants to shock and awe people.'''

I've had enough for one night so I exited the LMBW chat and logged out of my account.

It should be I had had enough for one night.

I went to sleep...but was woken up.

THE PLOT THICKENS

To my horror, there was a man standing in one of the corners of my room. He had no face...and worst of all appeared to be a shadow figure.

I'd be more creeped out by the no face than just "oh no, it's a silhouette!"

Also I'm not making a Slenderman joke, screw you.

I screamed, but no noise came out.

Well then you didn't scream, did you?

The man started approaching toward me. Unfortunately, I couldn't move. That's when I realized that I was in the process of sleeping paralysis!

...

Science time.

'''Sleep paralysis isn't a process, it's a sleep phenomenon. Most of the time when you're in sleep paralysis, you're not lucid enough to realize what's happening. You're just really bucking terrified by the stuff that's happening. Like shadowy figures. That's actually a common sleep paralysis hallucination.'''

When the shadowy figure was next to me...he started talking in a language that I could not understand. I only remember him saying something like..."Snigis tahc it".

A Lovecraftian terror-tongue it ain't.

'''And obviously he's trying to say "the chat signs." Or maybe it's "Chat sigins it," because there's an extra I in signs, and I don't see the word "the" anywhere.'''

The shadowy figure then sat on top of my chest.

'''That's another common sleep paralysis hallucination. Good. You at least did some research.'''

I started gasping for air....and wanted to scream..but nothing came out.

Said that already.

I started trying to move my fingers...and was able to twitch one.

Dabuq does that have to do with anything?

That's when I woke up and realized it was early in the morning...

Sleep paralysis occurs when your mind is at least partially awake, but your body isn't. So you were already awake, the sleep paralysis had just faded.

I would go off to school in an hour. I still had time before school started....so I got on the LMBW chat.

Screw breakfast, packing your supplies, and personal hygiene!

As I got on chat, I was surprised that only 5 users were on. Alemas, Gameking, Klintrin, Le Beater and Young Justice.

Klint was banned and YJF and Beater aren't usually on that early in the morning (at least by Eastern Standard Time).

I asked them if any of them ever experienced what I had experienced last night. All of them gave me the answer of, "no".

COULD THIS BE THE WORK OF THE ILLUMINATI?

That's when I remembered that Alemas was on chat last night... when chat went satanic on me.

COULD ALEMAS BE THE WORK OF THE ILLUMINATI?

(Also, "went satanic on me" is my new favorite phrase.)

I asked him privately in pm if he'd seen me on chat last night.

If it's in PM, it's kind of implied that it's private.

He then told me that he didn't even get on LMBW last night. I was thinking that he was lying to me...but I gave it a rest. That's when Klint pmed me....

'''You fool! Don't speak to Klint in PM!'''

I checked Klint's pm and he asked me how I was. I told him that I was good...or at least lied about it.

Never reveal your true emotions to Klint.

I then asked on his and his sisters's status.

That's some great prose right there.

'''Also... Dialogue? What's that?!'''

He didn't reply. I checked main chat to see if there was anything good to talk about...but nothing...it was dead. Suddenly Klint replied back. I checked the pm and he told me that his sister is dead.

SWEET LORDY LOO, IT'S HEROBRINE.

I was about to reply back...but he left chat. That's just then when my mom called me to take me to school...

....

I was waiting for my teacher to hand me my test from last week...so that I could see the results I got on it.

What is it with bad creepypasta and their obsession with ellipses?

'''Also, why else would you want to get your test from last week? To wipe your plot with it?'''

She handed it over to me and told me that i've could of done better before going on to the next kid. I looked at my test...and to my horror...there was a big fat F on it!

No points for guessing that it was a writing test.

Suddenly, I felt something warm coming out of my nose. I picked my nose with the tip of my pinky...then took it out and looked at it. It was blood!

The teacher was rather attractive and I'm actually living in an anime!

I excused myself and rushed to the nearest restroom to wash off. After my nose had stopped bleeding...I headed out of the restroom...and into the 600's hall.

'''THE. PLOT. THICKENS.'''

'''Do school even have that many rooms? I'm just a stupid homeschooler, so I wouldn't know.'''

As I walked down the hall, I heard someone call me by my LMBW username. I turned around and saw a girl about 13 years old, covered in blood.



She called me again by my LMBW username and pleaded for help. I started approaching toward her...but she turned into a puddle of blood...and transformed into the shadowy figure from last night!

ERMAHGERD

This scared the bricks out of me...so I started running away from him.

It literally scared me so much that I forcefully excreted actual bricks from my body.

'''Also, him? Is it a guy or a girl? Does this shadowy figure/puddle of blood/bloodstained girl have preferred pronouns?'''

He didn't make any attempts to follow me. As I was running, I slipped on the floor. That's when I noticed that the floor had turned into glass.

NO! THE SCHOOL IS TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE NEW-FANGLED MODERN ARCHITECTURE BUILDINGS!

I got up and heard something crack beneath me. The floor then turned into a pool of sharp pieces of glass!

Why not just say that the floor shattered?

The pain was unbearable!

Next time try wearing shoes to school, idiot.

Also, never has there been a more appropriate time to use this picture: