User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/16 December 2016

 [08:26]  tfw tver invades novgorod alone and is winning [08:26]  wat [08:26]  I don't know, I saw Riga conquer the Livonian Order the other day [08:26]  it was pretty great [08:26]  they just got demolished by muscovy so they have like 0 army [08:27]  lol [08:27]  Ah, so basically what happens to Novgorod every game  [08:27]  yep [08:27]  I'd love to see Novgorod beat Muscovy one day [08:28]  hah as if [08:28]  Edge derps out more often than not. [08:28]  I know, but it would be great [08:28]  Or to see the Golden Horde do that [08:28]  I heard edgy [08:29] <Impossibubbles> oh no [08:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> golden horde lol [08:29] <Alemas2005> Get out. [08:29] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> *great horde [08:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I forgot the update [08:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> """great""" [08:29] <EveryOpenEye> lol [08:29] <Impossibubbles> me get out? [08:29] <EveryOpenEye> oh my god its 1464 albania still exists [08:29] <EveryOpenEye> they invaded serbia and got kosovo??? [08:29] <Alemas2005> Yes you get out. [08:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Are they allied with Hungary? [08:29] <EveryOpenEye> yes [08:29] <Impossibubbles> Don't tell me what to DO [08:30] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ah, I've seen that happen once or twice [08:30] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title="(UA)" alt="(UA)" src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130918002126/legomessageboards/images/a/a3/GrumpyFace.png"> [08:30] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'm annoyed, the Burgundian Succession Crisis didn't occur in my current game <img width="19" height="19" title="(UD)" alt="(UD)" src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130918002126/legomessageboards/images/a/a3/GrumpyFace.png"> [08:30] <EveryOpenEye> seems like hungary helped out ragusa invading bosnia as well [08:30] <EveryOpenEye> heh didnt happen in my last either [08:30] <EveryOpenEye> neither did poland-lithuania pu [08:30] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Actually, in both of my previous games, Ragusa has done well [08:30] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> same [08:31] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ragusa has conquered both Serbia and Bosnia in mine [08:31] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> it's great [08:31] <EveryOpenEye> beautiful [08:31] <EveryOpenEye> also, portugal took most of granada, but castile is ok with it [08:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> "Finish the Reconquista." [08:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> [08:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> It's ok, Portugal got to it first [08:32] <EveryOpenEye> lol [08:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> the kalmar union is still intact in my game, and it's been 100 years [08:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'm hoping sweden gets courageous, but it isn't happening [08:33] <EveryOpenEye> damn [08:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> yo i used to get a hard on for kalmar [08:34] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> why [08:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> because [08:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> idk [08:35] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> swedish empire best time of scandanavia [08:35] <EveryOpenEye> hue [08:36] <EveryOpenEye> i blitzkrieged teutons/livonia/riga so a bunch of people entered a coalition on me [08:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> How many? [08:36] <EveryOpenEye> 6 or so, it wasnt a lot [08:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ah. Who are you playing? Poland? [08:36] <EveryOpenEye> yeh [08:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Allied with Austria, I assume? [08:37] <EveryOpenEye> yeh [08:37] <EveryOpenEye> then i eat all the important parts of novgorod and nobody cares [08:37] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> nice [08:37] <Madkatmaximus> why the hell is alemas on so early [08:38] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I wish that Austria-Hungary was a formable country when Austria gets a PU over Hungary [08:38] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I just think it would be cool [08:38] <EveryOpenEye> true tho [08:38] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I also wish one could form the United Kingdom as Ireland [08:38] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> but you can't have everything [08:39] <BraveNewRoyalty> united potatoes [08:40] <EveryOpenEye> can you really be irish if the english arent oppressing you [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> kek [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> but it's fun to pull a reversal and oppress the english [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Also, I don't understand why Poland rejects the PU over Lithuania [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> It's literally a free personal union [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> why the hell would one say "nah, I'm good" [08:41] <EveryOpenEye> ikr [08:42] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I think my next game will be an attempt at forming Romania as Moldavia [08:43] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'll probably pull the trick of declaring war on as many as possible [08:43] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> to break the vassalization [08:43] <EveryOpenEye> hue [08:45] <EveryOpenEye> in my last game lorraine got stronk and helped make burgundy a single province squished next to france [08:45] <EveryOpenEye> pretty good meme [08:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> kek [08:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ulm is doing well in my current game [08:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> ULM [08:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> They have gained three provinces somehow' [08:46] <EveryOpenEye> ulm is the only country in the world [08:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> please nerf ulm paradox [08:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> ulm op [08:47] <EveryOpenEye> true [08:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> play a game as the isle of mann [08:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> There is no Isle of Mann [08:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I wish there was [08:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> so Manx could be a culture [08:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> They even have Bahrain [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats why you go back in time [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> to ck2 [08:49] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Also, one little thing that annoys me is Brittany. Breton should be in the celtic culture group, but for gameplay purposes, it's in the french group [08:49] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [08:50] <EveryOpenEye> true [08:53] <EveryOpenEye> why is my name centered on novgorod [08:53] <EveryOpenEye> dammit [08:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> It's showing you must finish the job [08:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> truce be damned [08:54] <EveryOpenEye> well muscovy ate most of the rest [08:54] <EveryOpenEye> they have 3 random provinces now [08:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> rip [08:54] <EveryOpenEye> nvm, denmark took kola again [08:54] <EveryOpenEye> so its only 2 [08:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I was about to suggest that Denmark would declare war [08:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> but there you go [08:55] <EveryOpenEye> lol [09:05] <EveryOpenEye> OH GOD [09:05] <EveryOpenEye> PU OVER AUSTRIA?? [09:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Wow, you're pulling a reverse Hapsburg? <img width="19" height="19" title="(XD)" alt="(XD)" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120706205408/legomessageboards/images/d/d7/XD2.PNG"> [09:05] <EveryOpenEye> succession war against france kill me now [09:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> oh crap [09:05] <EveryOpenEye> oh wait thats the plan [09:06] <EveryOpenEye> lets leave out the part where i just lost 10k men because i lost to a rebel stack [09:07] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> lol [09:07] <EveryOpenEye> good news is france is also at war with england so idk maybe that will distract them [09:07] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [09:07] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> How old is the Austrian ruler? [09:07] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Or did he already die? [09:07] <EveryOpenEye> hes dead [09:08] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Oh, so you're in the war now [09:08] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Eh, Poland + Lithuania + Austria should be able to take France [09:08] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Since they're fighting England as well [09:08] <EveryOpenEye> but im impressively incompetent [09:09] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Keep your troops together, and allow friendlies to attatch [09:09] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> *attach [09:09] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Or close, I mean [09:09] <EveryOpenEye> yeh [09:10] <EveryOpenEye> those rebels beat my army so badly theyre running from the carpathiansa to novgorod [09:10] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> geez [09:11] <EveryOpenEye> also i have wallachia and brandenburg in this so that helps [09:11] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> "wallachia" [09:11] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> lol [09:11] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Brandenburg is good though [09:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> W A L L A C H I A [09:12] <EveryOpenEye> wallachia so good [09:12] <BraveNewRoyalty> V L A D T H E I M P A L E R [09:12] <EveryOpenEye> top tier [09:12] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> are you kidding me [09:13] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> they can't touch the godly four [09:13] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ryuku, Ulm, Byzantium, and Albania [09:13] <EveryOpenEye> true tho [09:14] <EveryOpenEye> im just gonna hope lithuania mops up those rebels idk [09:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw i was trying to answer a question on why belgium is so bilingual [09:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> and i started talking about the holy roman empire [09:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> this teacher things im talking about the roman empire [09:14] <BraveNewRoyalty> thinks* [09:14] <EveryOpenEye> lol [09:14] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> ..... lel [09:14] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'd kill myself [09:14] <EveryOpenEye> why does he think it is then [09:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> she then says that belgium is bilingual because both of both world wars [09:15] <Alemas2005> Gotta go. [09:15] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> .... wat [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> oops i just assumed someones gender [09:15] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Cya, ale [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> u wot m8 [09:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> yes because germany forcifully put in dutch people in flanders [09:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> obviously [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> lol [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> belgium used to be unpopulated before ww1 [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> it was split between germany and france after [09:15] <EveryOpenEye> who put people in it [09:15] <Alemas2005> Bye. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [09:15] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol