User:Keplers

GOD ABOVE ALL!

Do you hear the Spammer Men The Dupe Accounts are near If you hear the Spammer Men Then turn away your ears Do not hear the Spammer Men Whatever else you do  Once you've heard the Spammer Men They'll stop. And troll at you.

"I fell a long way from the light, and I can never find my way back. But the darkness is not so complete that I can't recognize a monster when I see one." — Brutaka to Teridax, Into the Darkness

My personal quote.

"I helped to birth a world of order. But from what I have seen in the female's mind... you have turned it into a universe of madness and fear. It is not worth saving. But it is the universe you and your kind deserve. Go! Take yourselves from my prison... take your memories and plans with you... for the horrors already in your minds are worse than any I could visit upon you. I condemn you to your fate – life in the universe you and your kind have made."

—Tren Krom, Federation of Fear

Just stay in the burning building; at least you'll roast and not get freezer burn

A storm is often violent, And the tempest forceful-strong, And the night pitch and black, As it kills my fading song. The light will always prevail, but not in rays of glory, For many tales, the many spun, Have endings to their story. Out of the darkness springs a new dawn, Out of the ashes rises the flame, Out of the tempest forges the new, Now our stories will never be same. ~Starwars7495

Keplers They were, roughly, a federation. Of the most feared people in the universe. Well, I say feared, I mean dispensable.

''And the nightmare spilt across the darkness. . .''

To consume light forever. --Myself

7:40 Nehpets700 wtb, who just asks that? Who wouldn't be humble enough to say themselves? 7:41 Keplers Alemas

On the question "Would you rather humanity be wiped out or you die slowly and painfully?"

"In the salamiverse, Gravity, Magnetism, Energy, and Politics are all replaced with Salami." -Alienduck, BIONICLE RP

5:47 FrodoLovesBacon Hai Ana! 5:47 Keplers ... You need glasses.
 * Kep

Champion Of Awesomeness THIS IS NOT SANITARY!!!

8:50 Keplers I'm the only sane person on earth; this can be proved by the fact that you're all wearing pink-and-green plaid while chewing bubble gun flavored like ducks and riding on weasels. :3

"Typical of writers. 

You ask them to come up with the idea for a universe, and they come up with. . . a universe. " -- Myself

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"My fellow master builders, including but not limited to, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Mermaid, Green Ninja, 1980-something space guy, Michelangelo, Michelangelo, and the 2002 NBA All-Stars." --Morgan Freeman (the LEGO Movie)

''Your cities are gone. . .''

Your defenses shattered.

''Your army is nothing. . .''

Your forces are scattered.

Surrender to me,

And we shall see

If you are fit to be ruler. --Myself



Okay, the Real Page Begins Here
Welcome, !

YOU HAVE ENTERED THE HOME OF THE CHRISTIAN LEGO DALEKS! I am a homeschooled, Coptic Orthodox Christian. To get me know better, see me on Chat, because I am usually on, although by experience I know that if you are looking at someone's Userpage, unless they linked you, they aren't on.

If I am not findable here, this much can be said about me:

When I am in a good mood, I am a helpful, kind friend that cannot stand seeing someone upset. I will always try to help.

When I am not, I am cynical and sarcastic.



What Others Think About Keplers
"My honest opinions? ...I've noticed Keplers has a lot of mood swings recently. Usually he's a nice guy- typical Whovian, prattling on about how superior Daleks are to every life form in the universe. But sometimes he's, well, not. I know everybody is a mix of good and bad, but in Kep's case, it's like they're two totally different people."

Galijb (talk) 14:57, June 25, 2013 (UTC)Galijb

He's evil. He has a squeaky voice. He smells like burnt popcorn. Don't trust him. Turn your back on him and he'll slime you with cheese from 1964. -Cipher

"Eh ;P" -Awesomenoa

"Keplers? He's okay. Sometimes he kinda peeks out of the bubble of niceness, and goes kinda haywire. He really is mostly a whovian, given his profile. The other day, I was checking ban logs for verious people, and Keps was one of my stops. He had more activity than MsD. Then again, I didn't check 'Game & Watch,' but you get the point. When he's not being weird, he's a fine gentlemen." -ClutchTheGreat

"Keps is.... a lot of things. Weird, strange, etc. Obsessed with Daleks and being crazy. You don't want to know the rest." -Abby

"A really epic person, IMO.  He can change at the slightest word, though, and at times can be very dramatic, but he's the kind of person I want as my friend.  There's a lot more, but I don't think it would be right to say here..." -Arya_Elf

"Hard to tell when he's kidding or not, due to lack of Ts's. Mention anything RELATED to Daleks, and you can't get him to stop talking." - Byebob4959

(Personal note: I do use TSs quite often. What he refers to are my hidden jokes, sarcasm, or upsetness that seems unrealistic but has no TSs and is quite real)

"Daleks. EXTERMINATE! Whovian. Kep, lers. Tongue Smileys. Cheese. Alright, I'm done." - Brickmaster7946

"Keplers.  There is no word or combination of words that can accurately describe him, so I won't even try." - Loney 97

"He must be pretty messed up..." -Ihaveawiixboxds

(Personal note: Wii, you haven't got a freaking clue how true you are for once.)

"There is only one word in this world that can describe Keplers for who he really is...that word, my friend, is exterminate." -Silverpool

"Ladies and gentlemen, you don't want to know." -Von (talk) 7:12, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

"Well, let me start off by saying since I met him over an year ago - he has certainly matured, and that he isn't the Kelars he used to be. Now, one thing to always remember..., don't say DC/Marvel are better than Doctor Who, and don't get him started on Daleks and you should be fine. :P To sum him up he's an 'intriguing character.' :P"

(Personal note: Spell my name right and you should be fine, too. )

Gah..., utter failure. :P -Jd

"This Keplers guy... he's a weird one. Really, really weird. His obsession with Daleks is... disturbing. Almost as if he wants to become one himself. Well, considering his attitude towards the Wiki, I wouldn't be surprised." Alemas2005: Mostly Harmless(Talk to me) 18:53, January 4, 2014 (UTC)

Friends Here:
Arya Elf

Boyoboy8

Ireithien

Agenti397



My Favorite Pages
''Me with my ego. ''
 * User:Keplers
 * Keplers
 * Admin

My Friends/Heroes on the LMBs
Best friends have an extra "*", my heroes have two.


 * Nicholas749*
 * TannerJ2598*
 * Ehlek333
 * Tajalkama*
 * LQ1998*
 * Rahaga806**
 * Nokama1854**
 * ARC2197**
 * Stonewall42**
 * Many, many more people that I believe are true friends, but I can't remember off the top of my head, so please remind me.

Galleryish
DO. NOT. ASK.

Well, thanks for having the patience, time, and kindness for seeing my page.

'TO ANOTHER ADVENTURE! ALLONS-Y!



Polls I know what you're thinking: "BUT YOU JUST SAID 'ALLONS-Y' AND 'GO AWAY' POLITELY!"

Yeah, well, to be honest, kid, if you came down here, you're A) Pretty smart, B) Stupid, C) Good at accidentally scrolling down, D) Suspicious.

Did you read the whole page? Yes, I did, I'm insane. Yes, I did, but I'm sane. No, I just scrolled to the bottom and clicked this. No, I skipped some boring parts (please mention these parts on my MW) I actually didn't read anything. This is a page? It's yours? What am I doing here? Where am I? What's going on?

Are Daleks supreme? No! Cybermen are! No, Daleks are not better than everyone else. ++CENSORED FOR BEING SO OBSCENELY WRONG++ EXTERMINATE! Yes! >:D