User blog:Keplers/The Three Little Zombie Pigmen

Translated from Huttese by Kepler S. Abridged version Copyright 2013 Summary: The Big Bad Dalek returns i. These get boring. ii. GET THEE BEHIND ME.... SOMEONE! iii. My name is not Bob. ._. iv. I like trains. v. Llama

Once upon a time, three little zombie pigmen built houses. The first made his out of Brick, and the Big Bad Dalek came up.

"Zombie Pigman, let me come in!" "Not by the gold of my goldy gold sword!" "Then I'll scream, and I'll shoot, and I'll blow your house up!"

And the Big Bad Dalek did.

Then it went to the second pigman's house. It was made of Protosteel, and the process was repeated.

It went to the last pigman's house, which was made of Dalekanium and survived. It tried to fly down the chimney but the pigman had built the fireplace over an End Portal and the Dalek was temporarily stuck until it easily exterminated the Ender Dragon. Then it came back and exterminated the pigman. Then a kid said "I like trains" and the Dalek was flattened.

The end.