User:Slicer Vorzakh/ChatLogs/7 October 2016

 [04:09]  I personally advocate accepting their challenge, letting them amass there, and nuking them the hell away [04:09]  *dying of radiation poisoning ten years later* im still waiting mohammed [04:09]  This isn't MW2, Kep [04:09]  You can't just drop a nuke on someone :P [04:10]  tfw 2/5 of your top commanders are all dead and have no replacements [04:10]  eh, brick [04:10]  would people seriously complain if we oneshot isis :P [04:10]  isis would complain [04:10]  No, but only if it were in the middle of the desert [04:10]  Which isn't gonna happen because ISIS is a bunch of FREAKING CAMPING N00BS [04:10]  ... [04:10]  true :P [04:11]  And Russia told the US if it sends troops into Syria without permission from Assad, it's gonna go to war with us. :P [04:12]  Honestly, that's enough reason for me to support siding with Russia 100% [04:12]  how would that work out of trumps elected [04:12] <Brick425> Trump wants to be friends with Russia [04:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> he wants to send everyone to Syria but him and urine love each other [04:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> Putin oh god [04:12] <Keplers> We should side with Russia, at least in Syria [04:12] <Brick425> ^ [04:12] <EveryOpenEye> "my first act as president is to pre-emptively nuke all of russia" [04:12] <Keplers> kek [04:12] <EveryOpenEye> "this will be followed immediately by all of china" [04:12] <EveryOpenEye> "then the middle east" [04:12] <Brick425> Honestly I think we /should/ be friends with Russia. Let's keep the cold war between North Korea and the west here [04:13] <Keplers> tfw isil's top spokesperson got droned and washington and the kremlin have a pissing contest over who got him [04:13] <Slicer Vorzakh> a cold war with them wouldn't last long [04:13] <EveryOpenEye> xD [04:13] <Slicer Vorzakh> they'd probably say the wrong thing to China and get nuked [04:13] <Keplers> they seriously had a flame war over their respective state media [04:13] <Keplers> as to who killed the guy [04:13] <EveryOpenEye> north korea is like "WE'RE THE BEST WE'RE GONNA NUKE AMERICA china can we have some food please we dont have any please" [04:14] <Brick425> Yeah, I don't think China will ever be North Korea's enemy anytime soon, but if it went to war with the US, it probably wouldn't help it [04:14] <Keplers> tfw the us sends north korea aid packages [04:14] <Brick425> Seeing as how China relies on the US for its economy [04:14] <Keplers> and they still want us dead [04:14] <Trenzalord11> mmmmback woo [04:14] <Keplers> wb trenz [04:14] <Keplers> ftr i did catch the westley reference [04:14] <Trenzalord11> danke [04:14] <Trenzalord11> LOL [04:14] <Trenzalord11> good XD [04:14] <Slicer Vorzakh> if it weren't for modern China there'd only be one Korea [04:15] <Brick425> That said, even if every soldier in every NATO army invades North Korea at once, there will be a guerrilla uprising and it will fail [04:15] <Brick425> So we gotta show that Kim isn't a God like on the Interview: Sing Katy Perry to him and make him cry on TV [04:15] <Nart L. Chipikal> [04:15] <EveryOpenEye> i dont think korea is going to reunite for a while tbf [04:15] <EveryOpenEye> what will they do with millions of starving poor people brought up under that regime [04:16] <Keplers> the problem is now they've been indoctrinated for three generations [04:16] <Keplers> we have no idea how many of their populace believe how much crap [04:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> I think they'd last for 20 years at most [04:16] <Brick425> If we didn't kill Kim, it'd probably make it a lot easier to reeducate people. And by reeducate, I mean actually educate [04:17] <Keplers> kek [04:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> how [04:17] <Brick425> Because they'd die to save their portraits [04:17] <Keplers> "we're here to reeducate you" [04:17] <Keplers> "PLEASE NO JUST SHOOT US ANYTHING BUT REEDUCATION" [04:17] <Keplers> "...damn" [04:17] <Brick425> Which actually happened to a girl there, once [04:17] <EveryOpenEye> ugh yeah [04:18] <Keplers> can you imagine a child rushing in to save a picture of barack [04:18] <Keplers> we'd be sort of confused [04:18] <EveryOpenEye> hey i'd do it [04:18] <Brick425> Maybe after we drop a nuke right on Main Street, Pyongyang we take over, we can make it so all the occupying soldiers are wearing UN helmets. That'd be slightly better, right? :P [04:18] <Keplers> kek [04:18] <EveryOpenEye> lol