User:Botbuscus/Wikia.js

function botMessage(text){mainRoom.socket.send(new models.ChatEntry({roomId:this.roomId,name:wgUserName,text:text}).xport);} function botPatrol(chat){ if(chat.attributes.name=='Lightbuscus'){botTarget='Lord Buscus';}else{botTarget='$2';} if(chat.attributes.text=='!speak'){botMessage('I HAVE SPOKEN, '+botTarget+'.');} if(chat.attributes.text=='!die'){botMessage(botTarget+', we must not resort to-');if(chat.attributes.name=='Lightbuscus'){botMessage('*explodes*');setTimeout(function{window.open(window.location,'_self').close;},1000);}else{botMessage('EXPLOSION PREVENTED - COMMAND NOT AUTHORIZED');}} if(chat.attributes.text=='!dance'){botMessage('(dance) Look at me go, '+botTarget+'!');} if(chat.attributes.text=='!tennis'){botMessage('Really? Tennis, '+botTarget+'? lulz');} if(chat.attributes.text=='!shoot'){botMessage('*Fires lazer at '+botTarget+'*');} (chat.attributes.text=='!Sword'){botMessage('(dance) I CAN SWING MY SWORD,SWORD,MY DIAMOND SWORD,'+botTarget+'!');} } mainRoom.model.chats.bind('afteradd',botPatrol);