User blog comment:Veralann/Advanced Guide to LMBW/@comment-5052737-20161224161824

Let's see which ones apply to me...

☐ Realize you’ve been on the wiki for way, way too long.

☐ Attempt to retire because you’re on a wiki for a message board about a children’s construction toy.

☐ Fail.

☐ Try again.

☐ Fail.

☐ Take a short break from the wiki.

☐ Realize you haven’t checked it in two months.

☐ Attempt to retire.

☐ You’re back the next day.

☐ '''It’s 2016. Try to participate in the sick memes.'''

☐ You’re not actually funny.

☐ Try to turn the wiki into what it was back when you were a beginner.

☐ This involves referencing years-old blog fads that haven’t been relevant for some time, and in some cases making new entries into the series.

☐ Complain about words being unblocked that haven’t been used since the dawn of time.

☐ Make edgy memes and use u n n e c e s s a r y s p a c i n g wherever possible.

☐ Try to get permabanned and fail.

☐ Alternatively, try not to get permabanned and fail, but get your block reduced.

☐ Watch the community votes war over each other.

☐ Pretend to be detached from the community and mock them instead, while secretly wishing you were actually cool.

☐ Retire again while continually visiting every day.

☐ Make jokes about how much the wiki changes.

☐ Try to teach beginners how to edit without knowing how to yourself.

☐ Try to edit for a minute, but realize you don’t know what formatting even is.

☐ Make infinite spam edits until you succeed in getting permablocked, whether or not you were trying, at least going down saying you knew how to edit.

☐ Make dozens of duplicates to vandalize articles in order to prove you know how to edit.

☐ Become infamous across wikia FANDOM (powered by wikia).

☐ You still aren’t actually cool.

☐ Get globally blocked, have your account disabled, continue making dupes.

☐ Then eventually give up, turn over a new leaf, and try to be cool.

☐ You still fail.

☐ Try to relive the days when you felt like you were actually cool by looking at your old blogs.

☐ That was an awful mistake. Don’t do it.

☐ Seriously don’t do it.

☐ Then when you inevitably do it anyway, try to forget it happened.

☐ But you can’t, because it’s too cringey.

☐ So instead you spend time trying to be relevant in chat.

☐ It’s still not working.

☐ At this point you’re ready to move on to the Elitist Guide to LMBW.

Not a lot.