User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/31 August 2014

 [09:54]  [s]Hitler[/s] Uh, Obi-Wan was my inspiration [09:55]  Are you sure Obi-Wan wanted to weed out the idiots and kill the ones who fail? [09:55]  He did it to Anakin, didn't he? [09:55]  I'm pretty sure that Obi-Wan would help with basic math so they don't get slaughtered and murdered [09:55]  Eventually he weeded them all out except Yoda [09:56]  That's what the prequels are about, right? Obi-Wan's systematic genocide of the Jedi Order? [09:56]  My role model is [s] Grell [/s] myself, of course. [09:56]  Are you sure it's Obi-Wan? I have hard proof and evidence by doing a series of test I have calculated that olympic did the genocide. [09:56]  Olympic? [09:56]  Gosh [09:57]  o/ [09:57]  o/ [09:57]  Spy. [09:57]  You there? [09:57]  Alemas you seem very aggresive and mean lately [09:57] <Keplers> Just like me. [09:57] <Keplers> But he's an admin and I'm not. [09:57] <Keplers> What's the difference? [09:57] <Alemas2005> ...what, why? :P [09:57] <InvisibleHunter> Coming on chat, you don't say hello [09:57] <Keplers> The disarming Fourth as opposed to my Mandalorian wrath? [09:57] <TwistedAlpha> You're less German, Kep [09:57] <Keplers> Ah. [09:58] <Alemas2005> I never say "Hello". :P [09:58] <Keplers> That proves nothing. :P [09:58] <InvisibleHunter> Just "Spy. Are you here?! Answer me naow or I remove your rights or whatever you have" [09:58] <InvisibleHunter> Well for me not saying anything and getting to the point seems rude. :/ [09:58] <TwistedAlpha> ^ accurate translation [09:59] <Vonness11`> .......Alemas has always been this way [09:59] <Vonness11`> :P [09:59] <Keplers> For me, not saying anything and getting to the point is precise and logical. [09:59] <Keplers> And there are two things I follow above all: logic and the rules. [09:59] <Keplers> So sure. [09:59] <Keplers> Good for Alemas. [09:59] <Keplers> Argument void. [09:59] <Keplers> Carry on. [09:59] <InvisibleHunter> Don't mind me :P [10:00] <Keplers> Exactly! :p [10:00] <TwistedAlpha> Is it bad that I only have Order 66 [10:00] <TwistedAlpha> And none of the other RC books [10:00] <Keplers> Yes. [10:00] <TwistedAlpha> Figures [10:00] <Keplers> Is it worse that I have none of the RC books because my dad says they're below my reading level? :p [10:01] <InvisibleHunter> I should just keep it to myself and nothing else? Just to carry on with my life being treated like a minion? [10:01] <Keplers> Mandalorians and RepComs are my favorite part of Star Wars and I can't have any of it. :P [10:01] <TwistedAlpha> Ikr [10:01] <Keplers> Yes, IH, that is exactly how you slaves must go about. [10:01] <TwistedAlpha> so sad [10:01] <InvisibleHunter> Atleast my country didn't start as a colony xD [10:01] <Keplers> Which: IH or the Mando'a? :p [10:01] <Keplers> @TA [10:02] <Keplers> @IH: And mine invented the plane and the telephone. :P [10:02] <TwistedAlpha> Mando'a [10:02] <Keplers> As well as nuclear weapons. :P [10:02] <InvisibleHunter> We invented bombing.. or well we did the first bombing :P [10:02] <TwistedAlpha> We invented, uh [10:02] <Keplers> And we improved upon it greatly. :p [10:02] <TwistedAlpha> The [10:02] <TwistedAlpha> Black box flight recorder [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> the washing line, I think [10:03] <Keplers> Kangaroo scorpiom [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> that too [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> we invented the concept of venomous animals [10:03] <Keplers> "In 1960 the black box began to be manufactured in the UK and the USA, and in 1967 Australia at last caught on " [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> ...arn [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> darn* [10:03] <TwistedAlpha> i was lied to in 7th grade [10:04] <Alemas2005> Your life is a lie, Alph. [10:04] <Keplers> An Australian made it first but your country didn't use it for a while. :p [10:04] <InvisibleHunter> Don't go to Australia! Everything that lives there is going to kill you [10:04] <TwistedAlpha> it is ale [10:04] <TwistedAlpha> ;-; [10:04] <InvisibleHunter> Bogans and animals :P [10:04] <Keplers> Except for one spider. [10:04] <Keplers> One tiny, beneficial spider. [10:04] <TwistedAlpha> spiderbro [10:04] <TwistedAlpha> all countries have a spiderbro [10:05] <Keplers> We have the Brown Recluse and Black Widow. [10:05] <Keplers> You mock us? :p [10:05] <TwistedAlpha> We have freaking [10:05] <TwistedAlpha> huntsmen [10:05] <A Walruse> And Jarte [10:05] <A Walruse> *Jarate [10:05] <Keplers> *Stares at the HK-50 action figure that I shall soon buy off eBay* [10:06] <Keplers> HK-47 cost like 50.00 USD :p [10:06] <InvisibleHunter> Who else wants to kick Jar Jar Binks in the face? [10:06] <TwistedAlpha> everyone [10:06] <Keplers> See? Making killing artistic makes you a collectors' item. :P [10:06] <A Walruse> Who doesn't, IH [10:07] <Keplers> Self-defining your job as wanton slaughter makes you 5USD. :p [10:07] <TwistedAlpha> Nice! [10:07] <TwistedAlpha> brb [10:08] <TwistedAlpha> "My occupation is Delta Squad demolitions expert (wanton slaughter)" done [10:08] <Vonness11`> XD [10:08] <Keplers> LOL [10:08] <Keplers> I have a Scorch action figure. [10:08] <TwistedAlpha> i'm jelly [10:09] <Keplers> He fell off my bunk bed and the backpack pin broke off the pack, so it's stuck in the hole in his back. [10:09] <Keplers> I'm gonna get it fixed. [10:09] <TwistedAlpha> darn [10:10] <InvisibleHunter> dern sure [10:10] <Keplers> "STAR WARS LEGACY HK-47 B.A.D. LEFT LEG" [10:10] <Keplers> Thanks but I already have that, I'd like the rest of him. :p [10:11] <Keplers> WHYYYYYY no HK parts [10:11] <Keplers> The universe is against me :p [10:14] <TwistedAlpha> http://strawpoll.me/2460351 pls vote 12 president [10:14] <Keplers> Hey (troll) [10:14] <Keplers> Hey Alpha (troll o) [10:14] <TwistedAlpha> hey (troll o) [10:15] <Keplers> When I get HK-50, I'll pose him with Scorch and make it my Avvie for a week. (Troll o) [10:15] <TwistedAlpha> don't even [10:15] <TwistedAlpha> ;-; [10:15] <TwistedAlpha> i [10:15] <TwistedAlpha> ' [10:15] <TwistedAlpha> ll be 4jelly 6jelly 8jelly dedjelly [10:16] <A Walruse> 12.6 is the worst number. [10:16] <TwistedAlpha> I should add it. [10:16] <TwistedAlpha> I was going to have numbers 1-100 but you can only have 30 options. [10:18] <Alemas2005> I want guac here. [10:18] <Alemas2005> GuacamoleCCXR, I summon thee. [10:19] <TwistedAlpha> ~ Summoning failed! ~ [10:20] <Marcel77799> ^^ [10:21] <TwistedAlpha> o/ [10:22] <TwistedAlpha> ~ Summoning succeeded! ~ [10:22] <TwistedAlpha> ~ Just a bit late. ~ [10:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> Good morning. [10:22] <GuacamoleCCXR> c: [10:23] <Alemas2005> Ah! [10:23] <Keplers> Hm? [10:23] <Alemas2005> :P [10:23] <Alemas2005> Guac, hi. :P [10:23] <A Walruse> mornin' [10:32] <ShakiraWow> test [10:32] <Alemas2005> Gotta love Japanese pranks. http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/ax2GV4Y_460sa_v1.gif [10:33] <TwistedAlpha> seems legit [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> oh my gosh [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> this scp [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> is so legit [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> "SPC-2243 is to be kept in an underground enclosure lined with a reflective agent. Along the floor, there is to be a layer of solid nitrogen. Along with this, the enclosure is not to exceed -537.78 degrees Celsius. There is no lower limit to this temperature range, thus far." [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> - SPC [10:35] <TwistedAlpha> - minus 537 freaking degrees celsius [10:36] <GuacamoleCCXR> XD [10:36] <Paulinekovaleva> back [10:36] <TwistedAlpha> You know what absolute zero is? -273.15 celsius [10:36] <GuacamoleCCXR> Whoever wrote this did not bother looking up temperature scaling on Wikipedia [10:36] <TwistedAlpha> ikr [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> omigosh [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> the scp itself [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> it's a sprsmrt dragon [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> "850 iq" [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> it's your typical dragon [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> big and fire-breathing [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> with wings [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> hot on the inside [10:37] <TwistedAlpha> and that's it [10:39] <Paulinekovaleva> Bon o/ [10:40] <TwistedAlpha> o/ [10:40] <Alemas2005> Yet another rename. [10:40] <TwistedAlpha> (yds) [10:42] <GuacamoleCCXR> Can I call you SkySchutzstaffel (derp3) [10:42] <ShakiraWow> back [10:42] <SkySSundee> Ale, I changed my name because it was to original. :P [10:43] <SkySSundee> No Guac. (derp3) [10:43] <GuacamoleCCXR> :c [10:43] <TwistedAlpha> o/ [10:43] <ShakiraWow> brb doing the stupid test :P [10:44] <SkySSundee> Wait, yes you can. [10:44] <SkySSundee> But ONLY you can. [10:47] <ShakiraWow> back [10:47] <ShakiraWow> errrr...... http://www.stupidtester.com/sbadge/79e69e72c9.jpg [10:48] <Alemas2005> XD [10:48] <Alemas2005> Let me try. [10:48] <SkySSundee> (xd2) [10:48] <Paulinekovaleva> derp [10:48] <Paulinekovaleva> lol [10:48] <Vonness11`> [10:48] <Paulinekovaleva> * (derp) [10:48] <ShakiraWow> wat [10:48] <SkySSundee> HAHAHAHAH [10:49] <SkySSundee> :'D [10:49] <Vonness11`> Someone thinks I'm funny :3 [10:49] <SkySSundee> YOU INSULTED IAMS WIFE [10:49] <SkySSundee> :'D :'D :'D [10:49] <ShakiraWow> :@ [10:49] <Vonness11`> giggle giggle giggle [10:49] <ShakiraWow> :@ :@ [10:49] <ShakiraWow> fhehjggs [10:49] <TwistedAlpha> [10:49] <Paulinekovaleva> lol Alpha :P [10:49] <Vonness11`> Im not stupid [10:49] <Vonness11`> :P [10:49] <TwistedAlpha> (troll o) [10:50] <SkySSundee> (xd2) [10:51] <SkySSundee> Oh wait I'm logged out. [10:51] <SkySSundee> ....... (frustrated) [10:51] <ShakiraWow> tad do this http://www.stupidtester.com/ [10:51] <Paulinekovaleva> You should always check the link before clicking :P [10:52] <Paulinekovaleva> Because someone can link the page that disables your account :I [10:52] <TwistedAlpha> lol [10:52] <Paulinekovaleva> oh no, I should not have said that. :P [10:52] <Paulinekovaleva> (fp) [10:53] <Alemas2005> "Jan is twice as old as her sister Betty, but half of Joe's age. Betty just got married. How old is Joe most likely to be?" [10:53] <Alemas2005> I hate those problems. [10:53] <TwistedAlpha> C: [10:53] <ShakiraWow> umm [10:54] <ShakiraWow> 45743 (derp) [10:54] <Paulinekovaleva> "just got married" very specific [10:54] <Alemas2005> I'm too lazy to set up an equation. [10:54] <TwistedAlpha> o/ [10:55] <SkySSundee> I'm 96% stupid. [10:55] <SkySSundee> I didn't even try. [10:55] <TwistedAlpha> nope [10:56] <Alemas2005> "How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?" [10:56] <Alemas2005> Depends on the newspaper. :| [10:56] <Alemas2005> Seriously, these are dumb questions. [10:56] <Keplers> True. [10:56] <SkySSundee> Did anyone get higher than me? :P [10:56] <Keplers> We will assume the New York Times evening edition.