User blog comment:Keplers/Why I Hate Book/Movies/@comment-5597280-20131121192022/@comment-4583071-20131122231917

Edward and Bella are both mary sues that have nothing better to do than sit around trying to look pretty while sparkling all day.

https://www.google.com/search?q=edward&espv=210&es_sm=91&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=jOWPUo_3KozwrAH3uICQBg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ That is really ugly. That is really really ugly.

He looks like my grandma, aged about five hundred years, after having fallen into a meatgrinder, sold to the slave market, turned into a zombie, then given a drink from the fountain of youth.

If you want a GOOD vampire thingimajiggah...

http://www.hdwpapers.com/walls/vampire_knight_anime_yuki_cross_kuran_kaname_zero_kiryu_desktop_wallpaper-normal.jpg