User:Marcel77799/Chat/Logs/21 July 2016

 [09:56]  *Got 1999* [09:56]  I'm 17 [09:56]  Oh :P [09:56]  IK, younger than you [09:56]  It's embarrassing [09:57]  if it were back then wouldn't you be born in japan? [09:57]  No I'd be born in Bayern dammit [09:57]  I got 1997 [09:57]  Realistically, yeah :{P [09:57]  Though my mom's grandfather taught German [09:57]  Right when all the Bill Clinton drama went down :D [09:57]  Prewar, mind [09:57]  bubbles: a product of Lewinsky-Clinton [09:58]  Or was it her great-grandfather [09:58]  I get my mom's family mixed up [09:58] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm 2000 so I'm able to say I was born in the wrong century [09:58] <Keplers> They all had jobs relating to white people and had some military stuff going on [09:58] <Impossibubbles> oh, you're the same age as my sister, slice [09:58] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm still 15 [09:59] <Keplers> Despite being only a year older, I look down on 2000 births so much [09:59] <Marcel77799> All these young people... [09:59] <Impossibubbles> oh, my sister is older then [09:59] <Marcel77799> *feels old* [09:59] <Slicer Vorzakh> well screw you kep [09:59] <Keplers> Marcel was born in 1980 [09:59] <Keplers> He was there when the wall came down [09:59] <Keplers> No, no, he BUILT the wall [09:59] <Marcel77799> (yk) [10:00] <Keplers> In fact, he probably organized the Argonne Offensive [10:00] <Marcel77799> Sure m8 [10:00] <Keplers> Marcel is so old, he founded the Teutonic Knights [10:00] <Keplers> He taught Kant how to read [10:00] <Impossibubbles> I'm very tired. I saw the yellow pretzel bag next to me illuminated by my computer screen in my dark room and thought "oh, why is there a candle on my bed?" [10:00] <Keplers> ... XD [10:00] <Marcel77799> I've always been there^^ [10:00] <Slicer Vorzakh> what time is it for you imp [10:00] <Impossibubbles> 5 am [10:01] <Keplers> Eyyyy Central power [10:01] <Keplers> ... Central power (YK) [10:01] <Slicer Vorzakh> kek [10:01] <Impossibubbles> *puts fist up* central power [10:01] <Keplers> I need some serious brain help [10:01] <Keplers> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Powers [10:01] <Slicer Vorzakh> and you say you aren't a nazi [10:02] <Keplers> WORLD WAR ONE dammit [10:02] <Impossibubbles> haha xD [10:02] <Keplers> I remember posting on the Gov School's group chat the picture of me in the uniform [10:02] <Slicer Vorzakh> and you say you aren't a german empire-I [10:02] <Keplers> "You're dressed as a Nazi?!" [10:03] <Keplers> And I go into the difference between National Socialism and other socialisms [10:03] <Keplers> And how this is a totally different form [10:03] <Keplers> "Yeah because everyone should know the different German socialisms" [10:03] <Keplers> And I was like [10:03] <Keplers> exactly :( [10:04] <Impossibubbles> I'm going to dress as a Nazi. And when people ask, I'm going to say "No. I'm dressed as George Lucas' inspiration for the empire. Duh" [10:04] <Keplers> They also freaked when they saw my G+ avatar was-- [10:04] <Keplers> LAWL [10:05] <Keplers> "Jagdstaffel" [10:05] <Keplers> I love German [10:05] <Impossibubbles> I'm done with german forever :3 [10:05] <Keplers> You sadden me [10:05] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm considering learning German as a third language [10:05] <Impossibubbles> German 4 was hard though ;~; [10:06] <Impossibubbles> You should do it. It's actually kind of a fun language [10:06] <Keplers> I've been considering Japanese as a third language [10:06] <Impossibubbles> they've got some great swears [10:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> it's either gonna be German cause my white part is mostly German or Portuguese because it'll be really easy [10:06] <Keplers> Which is ironic [10:06] <Impossibubbles> I've been considering Korean [10:06] <Keplers> I like Renaissance Italy, Germany on the whole, and I'm half Japanese. [10:07] <Slicer Vorzakh> gonna try learning 4 languages? [10:07] <Keplers> Then again, Machiavelli is on my bookshelf next to the Art of War, a Bible, a Quran, the Communist Manifesto, and Mein Kampf [10:07] <Keplers> My ideology is too confusing to decipher from that bookshelf [10:07] <Keplers> One would have to look at the shelf above it with the WWII books [10:08] <Keplers> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Bulgaria_southern_front.jpg [10:08] <Keplers> Also this amusing picture of Bulgarians shooting an aircraft [10:08] <Keplers> For the front lines, that guy in the foreground is really lazy [10:08] <Keplers> Holding his gun really loosely in one hand [10:08] <Keplers> I don't think he intends to shoot crap [10:08] <Impossibubbles> On a scale of dead to very dead how dead would I be if I uploaded a video of myself drawing a picture of the prophet muhammed beating his child wife on a page of the quran :D [10:09] <Keplers> LAWL [10:09] <Slicer Vorzakh> alive because there aren't any Muslims here [10:09] <Impossibubbles> Do you think I'd at least get added to their little list &gt;:3 [10:09] <Keplers> ISIS would find it and abduct you to make you serve as Abu al-Baghdadi's wife before executing you [10:10] <Slicer Vorzakh> nah, she's too old to be a wife [10:10] <Keplers> They captured an American journalist [10:10] <Impossibubbles> I'm 19. Practically dead [10:10] <Keplers> She's old [10:10] <Keplers> By old I mean &lt;30 [10:11] <Impossibubbles> so old [10:12] <Keplers> yeah [10:12] <Impossibubbles> I accidentally gave myself a hickey [10:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> well over there nobody ever lives to e0 [10:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> 30 [10:12] <Slicer Vorzakh> how [10:14] <Impossibubbles> There is literally way I can explain it that doesn't sound weird [10:14] <Impossibubbles> so [10:14] <Impossibubbles> pass [10:14] <Impossibubbles> *no way [10:15] <Keplers> a what [10:15] <Impossibubbles> I'll preserve your innocence, dear child [10:15] <Keplers> Okay so I'm helping to validate translations on Google [10:16] <Impossibubbles> fun [10:16] <Keplers> Wer hat noch nicht, wer will nochmal? [10:16] <Keplers> [Option 1] Step right up, come one, come all! [Option 2] Who has not, who wants again? [10:16] <Keplers> Just [10:16] <Keplers> what the HELL :P [10:17] <Slicer Vorzakh> I can sort of maybe see how those things connect [10:17] <Keplers> Sort of but the literal translation would have to be completely killed [10:18] <Keplers> I'd rather people see a literal translation and understand from context [10:18] <Keplers> Than see a contextual translation and not know what the everloving hell was said [10:18] <Impossibubbles> alright, I'm gonna try to sleep, maybe. So I don't die tomorrow when I have to chase that kid around tomorrow [10:18] <Keplers> Alright, sleep well [10:18] <Impossibubbles> at least tomorrow is pay day [10:18] <Keplers> It was honestly fun talking to you, so [10:18] <Keplers> That was cool. [10:18] <Impossibubbles> well, thank you &gt;:3 [10:18] <Impossibubbles> you too :P [10:18] <Slicer Vorzakh> good night [10:19] <Keplers> Heh. Thanks. :P [10:19] <Impossibubbles> night night [10:19] <Keplers> G'night@ [10:19] <Keplers> *! [10:19] <Slicer Vorzakh> hey didn't you say that girl look exactly like her [10:20] <Keplers> Yeah [10:21] <Slicer Vorzakh> well she doesn't have radical liberal viewpoints [10:21] <Keplers> ... was? [10:22] <Keplers> The radical liberal and the girl that looks like Izzy are difference girls [10:22] <Keplers> *different [10:22] <Slicer Vorzakh> mm nvm [10:22] <Keplers> One is a blonde, blue-eyed, short girl of Norwegian ancestry, the other is a fairly tall, brown-haired girl of Polish descent [10:22] <Slicer Vorzakh> well I'm gonna go to bed too [10:22] <Keplers> For some reason I forget her eye color Xd [10:22] <Keplers> Alright [10:22] <Keplers> Night [10:23] <Slicer Vorzakh> have fun with all the other fun people that are in chat [10:23] <EtherealSpirit> Heyo o/ [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> Hmm [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> As usual, this place is dead. [10:24] <Keplers> Hey Varn [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> Yada o/ [10:24] <Keplers> Just in time [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> Keps \o [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:24] <Keplers> Slice and Bubble left [10:24] <Keplers> I need talkyperson [10:24] <EtherealSpirit> Slice is still on my sidebar [10:25] <Keplers> I'm currently translating German-English for free for Google [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> I'm a talkyperson [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> Oooh [10:25] <Keplers> Eventually I'm going to get tired of that [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:25] <Keplers> And I'd rather fall back on conversation than sleep Xd [10:25] <Keplers> If I sleep now I'll never wake up XP [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> Wow XD [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> Well, I'm facing writer's block right now [10:25] <Keplers> Oooh fun [10:25] <EtherealSpirit> I hate it [10:25] <Keplers> I have tons of story ideas for you to use [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> And I miss him soooo much [10:26] <Keplers> ... of course they almost all involve large wars [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> Gimme them [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> givegivegive [10:26] <Keplers> I'm not sure you want them [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> Ah, c'mon [10:26] <Keplers> My favorite war stories also tend to involve the hero dying [10:26] <Keplers> well [10:26] <Keplers> heroically [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> I love it when the hero dies [10:26] <EtherealSpirit> IDK why but I do XD [10:27] <Keplers> Oh good [10:27] <Keplers> Then you'll be satisfied with these [10:27] <EtherealSpirit> I love slaying people [10:27] <EtherealSpirit> Yes [10:27] <Keplers> Also instead of vague ideas I'll probably end up cranking out full-on WWII stories [10:27] <Keplers> If it gets boring let me know [10:27] <Keplers> And I'll start talking about normal things [10:27] <EtherealSpirit> Okay, thanks XP [10:27] <Keplers> That don't involve Germans probably [10:27] <Keplers> Emphasis on probably [10:27] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:28] <Keplers> I swear I'm going to end up marrying a Jewish Pole and be forced to drop everything [10:28] <EtherealSpirit> Are you sure about that? [10:28] <Keplers> If she's a Polish Jew [10:28] <Keplers> Yes :P [10:28] <EtherealSpirit> I think I might marry an American [10:28] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:28] <Keplers> good for you [10:28] <EtherealSpirit> (troll) [10:28] <Keplers> when the american imperialism swallows the middle east [10:28] <Keplers> you'll be covered [10:29] <EtherealSpirit> I'm NOT Arabian XD [10:29] <Keplers> sure but you live there for now XD [10:29] <EtherealSpirit> Well yeah XD [10:29] <EtherealSpirit> I'm gonna leave that crappy place in less than 2 years [10:29] <EtherealSpirit> I'll be off to 'Murica if I get a scholarship [10:29] <Keplers> How is that doing, lately, with all the civil wars and coups and stuff? [10:29] <Keplers> I'm assuming it's safer for you than a lot of people [10:29] <EtherealSpirit> Yep [10:29] <Keplers> But is it still sort of... weird? :P [10:30] <EtherealSpirit> Weird? In what sense? XD [10:30] <Keplers> I mean, it's happening comparatively nearby [10:30] <Keplers> In United States terms, it'd be considered as happening like next door to us [10:30] <EtherealSpirit> Well... I mean it's actually pretty normal right now [10:30] <EtherealSpirit> Plus, I'm not at home now... I'm on vacation so IDK XD [10:30] <Keplers> Hmm [10:30] <Keplers> Ohhh that's right [10:31] <EtherealSpirit> Nothing out of the blue, really [10:31] <Keplers> *Gets German question* [10:31] <EtherealSpirit> The place where I stay is really small and protected by the US [10:31] <Keplers> *It's a damned rhetorical question about politics* [10:31] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:31] <Keplers> *Do I have to translate this* [10:31] <EtherealSpirit> Yes. [10:32] <Keplers> XD [10:32] <Keplers> I diiiiiid [10:32] <EtherealSpirit> What's the question? XD [10:32] <Keplers> "Quality of life for all citizens or benefit of a few?" [10:32] <EtherealSpirit> ....XD [10:33] <Keplers> You know a fun place to live [10:33] <Keplers> Maldives [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> You know, if waiting is an occupation, I'd be the best at it. [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> I wait for almost everyone. XD [10:33] <Keplers> Just so you could claim your country was the modern atlantis [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> Ooh [10:33] <Keplers> Who are you waiting for now? [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> My English teacher used to live there [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> Ryan XD [10:33] <Keplers> Ooh [10:33] <Keplers> Oh lol [10:33] <Keplers> It's stupid in the morning for Americans [10:33] <Keplers> Is he usually up now? [10:33] <EtherealSpirit> Well... Actually yeah [10:34] <Keplers> Daaang [10:34] <EtherealSpirit> He works, so he has to be up early [10:34] <Keplers> Ah [10:34] <EtherealSpirit> *shrugs* [10:34] <Keplers> Oh wow it's already light out [10:34] <EtherealSpirit> IDK if he'll sleep in today [10:34] <Keplers> It's FIVE THIRTY [10:34] <Keplers> GO BACK TO BED, SUN [10:34] <EtherealSpirit> He lives in your time zone =O [10:34] <EtherealSpirit> XD [10:34] <Keplers> ...gg [10:34] <Keplers> XD [10:35] <EtherealSpirit> Well, he slept rather late yesterday -_- [10:35] <EtherealSpirit> He wanted me to push him to bed... [10:35] <EtherealSpirit> I did that like for the past few days [10:35] <EtherealSpirit> I'm tired of him being tired [10:35] <Keplers> Mmmmm [10:35] <Keplers> I know what that's like [10:35] <EtherealSpirit> I turned kinda cranky... IDK what's next XD [10:35] <Keplers> I wonder if he's of Scandinavian ancestry (derp) [10:36] <EtherealSpirit> He said he'll message me when he's up [10:36] <EtherealSpirit> How would I know that? (derp3) [10:36] <Keplers> I noticed both the girls I knew of that descent hated the sun and were alllllways tired no matter what [10:36] <EtherealSpirit> Ahhh [10:36] <Agent Spy> hi [10:36] <Keplers> Heyyy Spy [10:36] <EtherealSpirit> Webby, Spy o/ [10:36] <Legoanimals750> o/ [10:36] <Keplers> It's stupid early for you, what gives? [10:36] <Agent Spy> me? [10:37] <Keplers> Yeah [10:37] <Keplers> "höflich verspätet" [10:37] <Keplers> Oh mein Gott why does this need translating [10:37] <Agent Spy> It's not that early [10:37] <Agent Spy> It's 6:30 AM [10:39] <Keplers> Ahhh, running in eastern time [10:39] <Keplers> That's still fairly early for summer [10:39] <EtherealSpirit> I usually wake up at 5:30... In summer [10:39] <EtherealSpirit> (derp) [10:39] <Keplers> Which reminds me I need to apply to that Dairy Queen [10:40] <EtherealSpirit> Dairy Queen? ;P [10:40] <Keplers> It's like an ice cream place [10:40] <Keplers> Pretty good quality [10:40] <Legoanimals750> It's a story [10:41] <Legoanimals750> store* [10:41] <Keplers> They do fast food, too [10:41] <EtherealSpirit> Ahhh [10:41] <EtherealSpirit> Just like Baskin Robbins [10:41] <Keplers> They're building a new location that's literally a five minute walk from my front door [10:41] <Keplers> So if I worked there it'd benefit us both a lot [10:41] <EtherealSpirit> Ooh [10:41] <Keplers> They'd be funding my plot to be able to dress like soldiers from various European autocracies [10:42] <Keplers> And they'd get their most loyal worker [10:42] <EtherealSpirit> You could give me free icecream then (:3) [10:42] <Keplers> lol XD [10:42] <EtherealSpirit> ;P [10:42] <Keplers> And yeah it's a bit like Baskin Robbins but they do normal fast food stuff as well [10:42] <EtherealSpirit> Mhmm [10:42] <Keplers> Nothing can beat a good Baskin Robbins sherbet though [10:42] <EtherealSpirit> Yeah (sie) [10:43] <EtherealSpirit> * (SIE) [10:50] <Agent Spy> hi [10:50] <EtherealSpirit> Hey [10:53] <Keplers> Eyyy a Guac [10:56] <EtherealSpirit> o/ x2