User blog:Bionicle fanatic/An Email To The Lego Message Boards moderators

This is an email soncersation I sent to the LMB mods (or, as they should be called, mads).

"Hi,

My account on lego.com has been suspended. I think this is an accident. Please could you correct this? Thank you."

The mods Wrote:

"Hi *Censored due to personal information*,

There are currently 21 IDs associated with your email address, none of which appear to be suspended. Please let us know which ID you're referring to and we can look into it.

Kind regards,

The LEGO Moderation Team"

I Wrote:

"Hi,

That's probably because it's not associated with this email address, it's for *Censored due to personal email adress*. I can't access that email ATM, so I'm using this one. The account is botven1. "

The mods Wrote:

"Ah, understood, Botven. Thanks for the info. In that case, there is no mistake on the account. Your botven1 account is not suspended, it's permanently banned, for reasons you are well aware of.

Kind regards,

The LEGO Moderation Team"

I Wrote:

"-Shrugs- There was no explanation on the site, it just says my account has been suspended...

Anyway, would you mind unbanning me? [:)]"

The mods Wrote:

"Hi botven,

Perhaps if you recollect the extremely abusive and offensive posts and emails you sent, that might help you understand why your account will not be reopened?

Kind regards,"

I Wrote:

"Perhaps if you remember the extremely deceitful and blasphemous rejection reasons you sent that might help you understand why I reacted like I did? [:)]

Regards,"

The mods Wrote:

"Hi botven,

We disagree that we were ever deceitful or blasphemous (Editor's Note: Please see my profile's About Me for a full account of the moderator's behavior) but we think we can all agree that you were repeatedly abusive and offensive. Even if we had been deceitful or blasphemous, (Editor's Note: They where. And more.) we wouldn't understand the level of abuse and offensiveness that came from you and we won't knowingly welcome that behavior back into the forums.

We know you have been keen to leave the forums of late and so we think this is probably a good opportunity for us all to part ways. We won't be responding to any further emails.

Kind regards,

The LEGO Moderation Team"

I Wrote:

"Well, everyone who's read the argument hates you... But anyway, getting back onto the boards is not actually why I emailed;

I'd like to document all my rejected posts since January this year.

Now, there are two ways we could go about this: You could unban me for about... say, 24 hours, that would give me enough time to copy/paste it all, and then you could ban me again. No difference, and no work on your part. Oh, and of course I wouldn't post while I was unbanned (As I explained in my last post, it was my Grande Finale) [:)].

Or as a second option, you could copy and paste all my rejected posts and their reasons and send them to me! [:)] I really don't mind which one you pick, it's really what's best for you. [:)]

Thank you very kindly,"

The LMB moderators have henceforth refused to reply, and have changed my LMB username to Anonymous, for reasons unknown and unexplained.