User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/7 December 2016

 [08:09]  Well i bet the Sig gets it since it's completely modular [08:10]  singapore [08:10]  oh yeah [08:10]  singapore was great [08:10]  yeah I think so too, trenz [08:10]  Yeah [08:10]  i just hope so because Sigs are cool XD [08:11]  So if they're getting ready to replace the M9 then is the same true for the M4, maybe? [08:12]  I dunno it seems like they plan on replacing military stuff and then never do it XD [08:12]  Oh kriss has a cool model [08:12]  Ale  [08:12]  the sphinx SDP [08:12]  the M4 is pretty new [08:12]  I hope they don't replace it [08:12] <Keplers> especially since we keep fighting in the damn desert [08:12] <Trenzalord11> LOL right [08:12] <Alemas2005> ...wow, a true oldie has come back. [08:13] <Keplers> we need less sophistication, not more fiddly parts that get clogged <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:13] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> yeah, AM44? [08:13] <Keplers> as the tiger learned in russia [08:13] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> it was a surprise [08:13] <Trenzalord11> We honestly might be better off just using AKs for desert warfare lol [08:13] <Alemas2005> ...aaaaaaaaaand he lives in Hawaii. [08:13] <Alemas2005> And surfs. [08:13] <Keplers> &gt;M4 [08:13] <Keplers> &gt;AM44 [08:13] <Keplers> genuinely thought you were talking an M4 replacement I hadn't heard of until I realized you meant awesomeme [08:13] <Alemas2005> And has a GF: [08:13] <Trenzalord11> Nothing can break them XD [08:13] <Alemas2005> Well. [08:13] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title="(Derp)" alt="(Derp)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/6b/Derple.gif"> [08:14] <Kingwja> ale what are you talking about? [08:14] <Alemas2005> ...who watches Criminal Minds with their GF... [08:14] <Alemas2005> User:Alemas2005/Talk [08:14] <Keplers> criminals [08:14] <Alemas2005> What he wrote there. [08:14] <Kingwja> Ah [08:14] <Keplers> AKs are such perfect guns [08:14] <Trenzalord11> They really are XD [08:14] <Keplers> I was always hesitant to buy them because they ruin my aesthetic [08:15] <Keplers> but I guess they go perfectly with the stasi uniform [08:15] <Keplers> maybe i'll buy one this year and take some pictures of me shooting in it [08:15] <Trenzalord11> LOL DO IT [08:15] <Keplers> 12/10 [08:15] <Trenzalord11> they had one at my cabelas a couple years ago, right next to a SCAR [08:15] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> please do [08:15] <Trenzalord11> first time i'd seen either in real life lol -- it was great [08:16] <Keplers> Daaaaang [08:16] <Keplers> why do all my friends see the cool guns [08:17] <Keplers> ulrich got to touch a freaking mg34 [08:17] <Trenzalord11> OMGGG REALLY [08:17] <Trenzalord11> that'd be surreal [08:17] <Keplers> YES [08:17] <Trenzalord11> XD [08:17] <Keplers> i wanted to kill him [08:17] <Trenzalord11> LOL [08:17] <Keplers> that should have been me [08:17] <Kingwja> I've fired an AK before, I think [08:18] <Trenzalord11> I'd loooove to fire an FG42 lolol [08:18] <Kingwja> That would be fun [08:18] <Trenzalord11> That and a sten gun are my favorites from WWII XD [08:19] <Keplers> FG42 most OP [08:20] <Keplers> "you have just fallen out of a plane" [08:20] <Keplers> "have this gun" [08:20] <Kingwja> lol [08:21] <Trenzalord11> Was that one called the sturmgewehr or am i thinking of another one [08:21] <Keplers> Fallschirmjägergewehr (because whz not) [08:21] <Kingwja> I like the SMG L2A3 [08:21] <Kingwja> just because [08:21] <Trenzalord11> WOW [08:21] <Trenzalord11> XD [08:21] <Keplers> StG 44 is the Sturmgewehr [08:22] <Keplers> some syrian rebels recently discovered a cache full of thousands of them [08:22] <Trenzalord11> KING YES that's the sten gun! I love that thi [08:22] <Trenzalord11> ng [08:22] <Trenzalord11> woaaahhh keps really [08:22] <Keplers> they started mounting the StGs on autoturrets and stuff [08:22] <Keplers> such a waste [08:22] <Trenzalord11> "it belongs in a museum!" [08:22] <Kingwja> you know what would be really fun to fire? [08:22] <Keplers> i was like "for every one StG 44 you sell to a collector you could buy like ten modern guns that have accessible ammunition" [08:23] <Trenzalord11> What jawa XD [08:23] <Kingwja> a japanese type 97 tank gun [08:23] <Keplers> that's called a service pistol [08:23] <Trenzalord11> YES exactly keps [08:23] <Trenzalord11> also i'd be the collector in that story lolol [08:23] <Keplers> ikr [08:23] <Keplers> I wanted to go to Syria just to take the gun [08:24] <Trenzalord11> Woahhh that's a big machine gun jawa lolol [08:24] <Keplers> Japanese tanks disappoint me [08:24] <Trenzalord11> it'd be worth the risk keps XD [08:24] <Keplers> their medium tanks would have been ripped apart by light tanks [08:24] <Trenzalord11> japanese battleships on the other hand &lt;3 [08:24] <Kingwja> hah [08:24] <Keplers> japan really should stick to the yamato [08:24] <Keplers> their tanks sucked [08:24] <Keplers> a combat knife could jam the turret [08:25] <Keplers> and an M1 could pierce the armor [08:25] <Keplers> and that goes for basically all their tank models [08:25] <Trenzalord11> Are you kidding omg [08:25] <Kingwja> yeah [08:25] <Trenzalord11> LOOOL what is even the point then XD [08:25] <Keplers> idek mobile machine gun nests [08:26] <Keplers> on the bright side, they were in the jungle so it's not like the enemy could bring a sherman [08:26] <Kingwja> one really weird looking german gun is the maschinengewehr 42 [08:26] <Trenzalord11> AH well that definitely helps XD [08:26] <Keplers> MG 42 [08:26] <Kingwja> yeah [08:26] <Keplers> that is a good gun [08:26] <Keplers> I love that weapon <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:26] <Kingwja> ik [08:26] <Kingwja> it looks cool <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:26] <Trenzalord11> favorite tank from WWII was the King Tiger though no question &lt;3 [08:26] <Keplers> I like how the ever-famous grease gun was literally a ten-cent ripoff of the MP40 [08:27] <Keplers> Yaaaaas Trenz [08:27] <Trenzalord11> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5OZpUtk1Hdo/VDZx49sgGwI/AAAAAAABQWY/le1H3ekt3ro/s1600/Tiger_II_schematic.jpg [08:27] <Trenzalord11> Hahahaha ik [08:27] <Trenzalord11> r [08:27] <Keplers> The Maus was worse [08:27] <Keplers> It had a downright unreal main cannon and used a Tiger gun for its secondary [08:28] <Keplers> ... no that can't be right lemme check [08:28] <Trenzalord11> Woah are you kidding me [08:28] <Trenzalord11> XD [08:28] <Keplers> maybe it has a Pz. IV gun for its secondary [08:28] <Kingwja> the panzerkampfwagen IV is a cool tank from ww2 perspective [08:28] <Keplers> Pz. IV Ausf. F2 and Pz. III Ausf. H [08:28] <Keplers> best aesthetics [08:28] <Keplers> ever [08:29] <Kingwja> yep [08:29] <Trenzalord11> That thing is impressive, dang [08:29] <Keplers> oh god, i was right [08:29] <Keplers> it used a tiger i cannon as its secondary gun [08:30] <Trenzalord11> WHAT [08:30] <Trenzalord11> it's scary just to look at [08:30] <Keplers> and an mg 34 on top of that [08:30] <Trenzalord11> o.o [08:30] <Keplers> looking at pictures of the maus reminds me of dinosaur illustrations [08:30] <Keplers> sure, they don't look big in the picture [08:30] <Trenzalord11> If i was rommel that's what i would take lolol [08:31] <Keplers> but that thing could run a bus over [08:31] <Trenzalord11> YES EXACTLY [08:31] <Kingwja> guys did you know there was such thing as a flying tank [08:31] <Keplers> is it that soviet one [08:31] <Trenzalord11> part of me is sad we don't make behemoth tanks/battleships anymore XD [08:31] <Kingwja> the antonov A-40 [08:31] <Kingwja> yeah kep [08:31] <Keplers> aaaaaay [08:31] <Keplers> that was a freak [08:32] <Kingwja> ikr [08:32] <Keplers> some people were drinking way [08:32] <Keplers> too [08:32] <Keplers> much [08:32] <Trenzalord11> Lol that's tripping me out [08:32] <Keplers> flugpanzer must become reality [08:32] <Trenzalord11> Experimental WWII technology is teh best XD [08:32] <Keplers> the Nazis were actually looking at using spaceplanes to bomb New York [08:32] <Trenzalord11> They tried a hovercraft at one point, then soon realized that people floating around are really easy to shoot lol [08:33] <Trenzalord11> WOAH crazy [08:33] <Keplers> the idea being once you exit earth's atmosphere you can basically glide through the vacuum much faster with less fuel [08:33] <Trenzalord11> reminds me of captain america hahah [08:33] <Kingwja> guys. ZIL 2906. [08:33] <Keplers> fortunately they never got past a wind tunnel model [08:33] <Kingwja> talk about expiriments [08:33] <Keplers> because their heat shield calculation was wrong [08:33] <Kingwja> * experiments [08:33] <Keplers> and the plane would've been destroyed in reentry [08:33] <Keplers> ZIL 2906? [08:33] <Trenzalord11> "Screw propelled" [08:33] <Trenzalord11> omg yes [08:33] <Kingwja> yeah kep [08:34] <Keplers> I... [08:34] <Keplers> am looking at it now [08:34] <Kingwja> xD [08:34] <Keplers> It's... it's sound from engineering perspective [08:34] <Trenzalord11> I actually love this XD and fail to see any reason to use it X [08:34] <Keplers> Pretty economic [08:34] <Trenzalord11> D [08:34] <Kingwja> ikr [08:34] <Kingwja> it could traverse tought terrain [08:34] <Kingwja> *tough [08:34] <Trenzalord11> Look at the trail it leads, good gried [08:34] <Kingwja> yeah xD [08:34] <Trenzalord11> use it for trench digging if nothing e [08:34] <Trenzalord11> lse [08:35] <Keplers> LEL [08:35] <Keplers> People dug tunnels under the Berlin Wall apparently [08:35] <Keplers> I was always more fascinated by above-ground escapes [08:35] <Keplers> The first guy to defect was an East German border guard XD [08:36] <Trenzalord11> Omg XD [08:36] <Keplers> They were still building the wall, so there was only a three-foot-tall barbed wire loop that actually separated them [08:36] <Keplers> So he was standing guard and Westies would tell him to jump over [08:36] <Kingwja> lol [08:36] <Keplers> so he just spontaneously dropped his gun, jumped over the wire, and escaped [08:36] <Trenzalord11> LOL GG XD [08:37] <Keplers> and then there were some people who literally just got in really low sports cars [08:37] <Keplers> and drove at full speed under the gate [08:37] <Veralann> I live again [08:37] <Keplers> the east germans had to lower the gate after that <img width="19" height="19" title="(derp)" alt="(derp)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/6b/Derple.gif"> [08:37] <Trenzalord11> ^ that is exactly how i would've done it [08:37] <Trenzalord11> XD [08:38] <Trenzalord11> but oiiiiii [08:38] <Kingwja> wow, "praying mantis tank" [08:38] <Keplers> wb hype [08:38] <Kingwja> from- britain [08:38] <Veralann> thanks [08:38] <Kingwja> <img width="19" height="19" title="(derp)" alt="(derp)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/6b/Derple.gif"> [08:38] <Kingwja> oh wb hype [08:38] <Keplers> Ooooh, the "universal carrier" [08:38] <Trenzalord11> it's almost 3 AM here and i need my hours of sleep hahahah [08:38] <Kingwja> night, trenz <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:38] <Keplers> those things are so ugly [08:38] <Keplers> G'night, Trenz <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:38] <Kingwja> ikr keps [08:38] <Keplers> It was great talking <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:38] <Kingwja> oh trenz wait [08:39] <Trenzalord11> YES it was -- i'll be back tomorrow, probably with glorious mandalorian art XD [08:39] <Kingwja> look up the kugelpanzer [08:39] <Trenzalord11> aig [08:39] <Keplers> Awesome Xd [08:39] <Keplers> LOL the Kugelpanzer [08:39] <Kingwja> xD [08:39] <Veralann> Night trenz <img width="19" height="19" title="(as)" alt="(as)" src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty4s/images/0/03/Awesome_face.png"> [08:39] <Trenzalord11> WHAT THE HECK IS [08:39] <Trenzalord11> THAT [08:39] <Keplers> Kugel = sphere [08:39] <Kingwja> exactly [08:40] <Trenzalord11> This is doctor who-level death machine in terms of appearance [08:40] <Kingwja> ikr [08:40] <Keplers> made by daleks for daleks [08:40] <Trenzalord11> LOL YES [08:40] <Trenzalord11> and then the doctor has to talk someone to death to disarm it yaaaay [08:40] <Keplers> oh, i just remembered my second favorite isis battle [08:40] <Keplers> isis attacked israel [08:40] <Keplers> the isis force was annihilated [08:41] <Keplers> zero israeli injuries [08:41] <Kingwja> heh, "object 279" nuclear-proof tank [08:41] <Kingwja> lol kep [08:41] <Trenzalord11> WOW [08:41] <Keplers> don't screw with israel [08:41] <Trenzalord11> that's... impressive XD don't mess with Israel i guess hahah [08:41] <Trenzalord11> LOL YE [08:41] <Trenzalord11> S [08:41] <Trenzalord11> but aight i'll catcha guys later!! <img width="19" height="19" title="o/" alt="o/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/d/d9/Wave_emoticon.gif"> [08:41] <Keplers> \i [08:41] <Veralann> <img width="19" height="19" title="\o" alt="\o" src="http://images.wikia.com/central/images/9/99/Wave_emoticon2.gif"> [08:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> cya [08:41] <Kingwja> cya trenz <img width="19" height="19" title="o/" alt="o/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/d/d9/Wave_emoticon.gif"> [08:42] <Keplers> the "object" tanks were freaky [08:42] <Kingwja> yeah <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:42] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> also, arya seemed upset that you left without warning last night, kep <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:42] <Keplers> "hey ivan we need to make emergency bunker for nuke" [08:42] <Keplers> "what if amerika nuke bunker" [08:42] <Keplers> "we make bunker... mobile " [08:42] <Keplers> yeaaaah, she would <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:42] <Kingwja> lel [08:43] <Kingwja> I'm not even sure if it counts as a tank, but the boirault machine was weird [08:43] <Kingwja> I mean [08:43] <Kingwja> /what were they smoking/ [08:45] <Keplers> I always considered it something more like a large, early crop duster/tractor/sprinkler system [08:45] <Kingwja> lol [08:45] <Keplers> but hey if they want it to be a tank [08:45] <Keplers> that's their dream [08:46] <Kingwja> yeah [08:46] <Keplers> "what is we built something the same shape as a Mark V but less mobile, less efficient, and more vulnerable" [08:46] <Keplers> "we'd be called idiots" [08:46] <Keplers> "but we're french" [08:46] <Keplers> "true, let's do it" [08:46] <Kingwja> LOL [08:47] <Keplers> In a way, I'm almost glad the trenches killed so many millions [08:47] <Keplers> It proved to us that the really, really stupid ideas don't need to be done <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:48] <Kingwja> ikr xD [08:48] <Kingwja> another strange one - the "Progvev-T gasdynamic trawler" [08:49] <Kingwja> they just stuck a jet engine on top of a T-34 [08:49] <Keplers> ...whaat [08:49] <Kingwja> evidently to clear out mines [08:50] <Keplers> ... what the bloody [08:50] <Keplers> it looks like an imperial secret weapon [08:50] <Keplers> are you sure this isn't a leaked rogue one image [08:50] <Kingwja> "the blast from the jet would uncover and detonate mines." [08:50] <Kingwja> lol [08:50] <Kingwja> yeah it looks like a mini ion cannon or smth [08:51] <Keplers> oh, I did see one modified T-72 + MiG that was being used as a fire truck [08:51] <Kingwja> what xD [08:51] <Keplers> they stuck a MiG engine on a T-72 body [08:51] <Keplers> shot water through it [08:51] <Kingwja> oh wow [08:51] <Kingwja> lol [08:51] <Kingwja> that's great [08:51] <Kingwja> russian ingenuity [08:52] <Keplers> Oh, Pearl Harbor today [08:52] <Keplers> while we're talking thid [08:52] <Keplers> *this [08:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> or, yesterday [08:52] <Kingwja> oh yeaaaah [08:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> wait, nevermind [08:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> ignore me [08:52] <Keplers> sat's living in japan time [08:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I thought it was the 8th already [08:52] <Kingwja> lol [08:54] <Keplers> russian artillery is the best thing to look at [08:55] <Kingwja> ikr [08:55] <Kingwja> soviet weapons looked cool [08:56] <Keplers> They were out of their minds <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [08:56] <Keplers> I love their missile racks though [08:56] <Keplers> FWSHFWSHFWSHFWSHFWSH [08:56] <Kingwja> yeah xD [08:56] <Kingwja> woah [08:56] <Kingwja> I [08:56] <Kingwja> just [08:56] <Kingwja> woah [08:57] <Keplers> ..? [08:57] <Kingwja> "koalitsiya-SV self propelled howitzer" [08:58] <Kingwja> nicknamed the "sniper" howitzer [08:58] <Keplers> thing looks like the ogre of spgs [08:59] <Kingwja> ikr [08:59] <Kingwja> here look at this link http://sptnkne.ws/cU3j [08:59] <Keplers> urgh, the armata system ticks me off [08:59] <Keplers> so modular [08:59] <Kingwja> xD [09:00] <Keplers> ... it can not top 10 rounds per minute [09:00] <Keplers> i mean, maybe 12 [09:00] <Keplers> that's insane [09:01] <Keplers> 30-40km range, mmm [09:01] <Kingwja> ikr [09:01] <Keplers> WAIT THREE CREW [09:01] <Keplers> WHAT [09:01] <Kingwja> like you said, insane [09:01] <Kingwja> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [09:02] <Keplers> good lord [09:02] <Keplers> I mean, I know Rheinmetall got really scared [09:02] <Kingwja> "This artillery system can fire a wide range of munitions, including standard and rocket-assisted HE-FRAG projectiles, cluster projectiles with anti-tank submunitions and jammer-carrying shells." [09:02] <Kingwja> yeah lol [09:02] <Keplers> they started developing a new gun without even getting a contract for it [09:02] <Kingwja> that's the way russia does stuff [09:02] <Kingwja> because they know they actually get crap done [09:04] <Kingwja> It even has automatic fire suppression systems [09:04] <Keplers> Ugh [09:04] <Keplers> These guys had crappy tanks all of two years ago [09:04] <Keplers> Why did they have to do this [09:05] <Kingwja> lol [09:08] <Kingwja> oh wow here it is: https://youtu.be/FLX_7QvlhKE [09:08] <Kingwja> [09:12] <Keplers> .... bwaaagh <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110420112327/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif"> [09:12] <Kingwja> xD