User blog comment:Gordax/"Blender Render" - A Rap by Gord/@comment-4272842-20130227083230

"This render is beautiful, beautiful so far!"

"No shiny floor? RE-RENDER!"

"Initiating mah test render!"

"Twenty-five capacity!"

"Not shiny enough! Turn it up!"

"Test render, number two! Even better!"

"Turn shine up! But too shiny!"

"Hurry, Blender! I need some sleep!"

"BM is the rap chronicoler, makin' rap of whatever I say!"

"Final render is ready! Hundred percent! Initiated, please don't crash!"

"Beautiful so far! The render, I mean. Watch it render is so boring!"

" Some fraction is done, out of sixty-four. I'm too cool for fractions!"

"It think it should rhyme, somehow."

"Do ya know what I'm rendering? I guess not. It's a cute little Maelstrom rhino!"

"It's gonna be my desktop wallpaper!"

"Tongue smiley!"

"You don't have to rap all I say. A waste of effort!"

" WALLPAPER COMPLETE.  GOING TO BED NOW."

A random Riolu entry: "Anyone home?"

*bows*