User blog:Riolu777/"A Sad Existence." -A book.

This is my story for you all to read. It is a beautiful, touching, meaningful, heart-filled, drama-filled, sad, eye-opening, philosphical look into life on this wiki.

Chapter 1. "Alas, but I whither slowly while thou weepeth the sour crop; Marty has yet to catcheth the fish. We shalt starve in thy homeland, Winifred."

Chapter 2. "So I went out and boughteth some apples for pie. But I saw a tornado headed to the barn. I watcheth the damage. Tom didn't buyeth the casserole. I need some football."

Chapter 3. "My parents were weeping over the milk. It had gone sour. I had to make new butter. The chickens were dying of the flu. My sister had a neweth obsession with One Directioneth. I shalt never pity my gardener again..."

Chapter 4. "I saw the wheat fields swayeth back and forth. Farmer Brown was being attacked by foxes next door. I put on a coat and went to the movie theater. A Katy Perryeth movie was playingeth. I was disgusted, so I ate and ice cube and wept over it."

Chapter 5 I think. "So I was chatting online. The dogs were howling. My mom was weeping over the burnt soup. I ate a granola bar. Then a Quaker man cameth in and berated me for not eating HIS granola bar. So I did. I died."

Chapter 6. "I think I'm in heaven. Oh wait. Justin Bieber is singing. I'm in LA. So I decided to eat a donut. Mother and father were next to me, weeping over the grass. I don't know why. My sister was playing with the cat. The cat was dying. Life was dying. Is life meaningless? Nothing can tell me...except the Krispy Kreme down the street."

Chapter 7. "I was walking. Just walking. Walking walking walking. My parents were surreptitiously walking beside me, crying. Crying and weeping. Over...grapes I think. It was sad. I was mad. I needed education. That's when I discovered Spongebob."

Chapter 8. "I needed a hankie. My mother couldn't help me. She was weeping over pancakes. My dad was weeping. my sister wasn't. my cat was doing something. Something. Something in life. This makes no sense. Why and I here? Why is Spongebob here?"

Chapter 9. "I couldn't take it. I took a bath. My stench was too much. I was too selfish. I was too mean. My parents were weeping. The Quaker man was weeping. Justin Bieber was weeping. One Directioneth was weeping. All of it was weeping. Life...is...weeping...a sad existence is for all of us. Don't be like me. Get off chat."