User:Madkatmaximus



Currently listening to: Blue Stahli, Celldweller, The Birthday Massacre, m.o.v.e., Fluffy Starr

Welcome to the domain of chaos. Message me at thewarlordmaximus@gmail.com. If you spam me I will find you and I will kill you.

The name's Madkatmaximus96, though I prefer to be called Kat. Even though that's a girl's name. Due to Wikia not sending a confirmation email, I had to make my name "Madkatmaximus96 :P". Don't do Yahoo, kids.

Oh, and I wasn't actually born in '96, that's just an important date for me. I was born in '94.

Polls
Who is more epic? Madkatmaximus Nikomimi Who is the best metal band out of these? Iron Maiden(Pick them or dai) Metallica Judas Priest Slayer Anthrax Led Zeppelin Black Sabbath Alice Cooper Too epic to choose. Does Madkat has the most epic page on the wiki? YES!!!! Who should invade the wiki? Madkat Happybot The Tongue Smiley BEST ANIME? BLACK BUTLER RWBY ANOTHER Best symbiote character? Venom (Eddie Brock) Venom (Anne Weying) Venom (Mac Gargan) (Blech) Venom (Flash Thompson) Carnage Toxin (Patrick Mulligan) Toxin (Eddie Brock) Anti Venom

I like
Nikomimi06. c:

THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE! >^-^<

Chibi. >^-^<

Rawk n' heavy metal moosik.

EDM and (nearly) all of it's subgenres.

Transformers.

Batman.

Star Wars.

Star Trek.

Marvel.

DC.

Music. Music is my life.

Anime and Manga.

Video Games.

IRON MAIDEN, THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE, CELLDWELLER, BLUE STAHLI, KMFDM, JULIEN-K, DISTURBED, OZZY OSBOURNE, MEGADETH, METALLICA, JUDAS PRIEST, LINKIN PARK, DEAD SARA, THE ROLLING STONES, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, RADIOHEAD, AND 3 BILLION OTHER BANDS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF. And I do realize I didn't list a ton of music I love, but that's because I don't want this even longer than it already is.

Cats.

The Saints.

I dislike
Michael Bay.

Idiots.

People who call me emo.

People who disrespect metal.

The Falcons.

Stupid places on the internet that are just a silly waste of time.

Excessive pootis.

Slipknot trying to be "Brutal".

Having to listen to Books-A-Million's music.

Japanese toilets.

Disproportionate video game females.

Christian extremism.

Rapture Ready.

Fred Phelps. I swear, if I am within 20 miles of him I will slash his throat.

Klayton taking over 7 years to release one goshdarn album.

Current songs I'm listening to:
.......Random electro house songs. Move along.

MOCs
These are some of my MOCs over the years..... only 2 are that recent, so the others kinda suck by my standards now, sooo.... don't laugh.

Quotes
"GIT AWAY FROM MAH COOKIES!" -Me, referring to.... Rouge The Bat. lel.

"Yes, yes, and yes. Satisfied? YES." -Me, when me and Niko were asked a very.... Weird question. <LINK DOESN'T WORK AND I'M TOO LAZY TO FIX IT.

"Back when I was a boy, I was younger" -Nicholas749, being blatantly obvious.

"I'm NUTS!" -Me, also being blatantly obvious.

"Remember children: Avoid weird fat guys with a creepy laugh." -Me

"*Kicks a turkey*" -Me

"Now THAT'S what I call a combustible lemon!" -Bigbro223. He's like that.

"You can call me Chuckles, unlike Niko I don't muscle, I'd rather flex my Knuckles!" -Demo lyrics to a Raiders Of The Lost Band song TannerJ2598 wrote for me. Seriously.

"FFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" -Random scream of off-topicness by... I don't even remember. I think it was Bigbro again.

"Ohaider Skull, Marcy and Madkat, and Health Insurance" -Guacamole1998

"You should have drawn a cat with your mouse. Then you could have drawn a mouse with your cat." -Seaside98

"What the mods said: This update will make posting easier! What it really is: This update will make posting harder than jumping off a plane in the middle of Turkey backwards and landing on your feet without getting hurt!" -Kiff9

"And to ask someone how much they like their girlfriend is reeeaaaly dumb. Because, it'll always be 10. Unless you're Justin Bieber. Then you say 1, because you'll go through about 76 in your lifetime." -Me, being 100% accurate.

"W.U.T.: Weird Underwear Traders" -Me when debating if wut was an acronym.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS shall now shoot his computer with a bazooka" -Me experiencing chat lag.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS is in the realm of magic turkeys" -Me being awesome.

"Cussing your TV.... A national sport" -Me

"THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR IS NOT BIBLICAL BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED." -Oak Tree

"All I want for Christmas is A GERMAN SUPAH TANK." -Brick963

"*Southern ladeh, WHAT YOU DOING CALLING MEH, GIT OFF SONNY, DIS AINT TEH NUMBER YOU R LOOKING FER*" -Jdude420. Do not ask when he said this because I forgot.

"There are people. And there are strange people. And then there is Alemas." -Sherm

"IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO YOUR FACE APOLOGY REJECTED!" -Sherm again.

The day Niko was born, scientists everywhere finally accepted the fact that not everything in life makes sense." -Me :3

"Ew, my socks are very smelly right now." -Jed

"Madkat: Moderate height for his age, which makes him tall to most people on the wiki. Oily jet-black hair, unknown if it's died, has a fuchsia streak in it. A gold loop earring in each ear, and a cheap diamond-look-alike nosering. Natural eye color unknown, wears contacts that make them look black. Tattoo on the bottom of his foot, and has a shockingly high, squeaky voice." - Sherm, ruining my self-image.

"Ok, thank God you didn't have gold loop ear-rings." - Samed5, slightly helping.

"*Angelic choir* SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me being awesome again.

"What, Mad, you DON'T indetify with other? I always thought you were a potato. :C" -Messeh

"Me + Sunday + My laptop + Coca-cola + My 3,000 song MP3 playlist+ My cat + Nikomimi06 = Epic day" -Me

"Mad is gold and fluffy on the inside." -Guac being................ Guac.

"I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on, Cricket. ._." RepComCustoms being a baws.

"Okay... if I get kicked for joking about an Xbox's USB port in a slightly bad way then this is deserving a kick too. Shut up and talk about idk, fishing techniques. -Ire.

"mad and niko itz cute when u copy eachither" -MeltE2

"my toilet speaks spanish lol" -Klint

"My shower learned Hebrew last week" -Klint again

“droo git us out of here asap, cuz the music in the fyuture sucks, teh food is scrap, an’ Kytti’s drivin’ meh crazier than I wuz before ._.” -Aravis characterizing me perfectly.

"That's it. *Stabs Klint 50 times, raps him up in duct tape, digs a 45 foot hole somewhere in Arizona, throws Klint in it, fills it with cement, and puts 30 Marines on guard duty*" -Me, and of course he got out somehow.

"Obi the TOILET Fan  is the personal toilet of  Randomized . Obi's famous for knowing 3 different languages; English, Spanish, and Hebrew. He made his first appearance on  chat  in  January, 2013. TOILET Fan's first world-wide takeover for  ultimate dictatorship  in  July , 2013 failed due to multi-millionare tennis player Novak 's dog clogging him with toilet paper. Months later after his recovery, he made an appearance at WorldDomCon 2013 and was permitted to speak privately with Obama about his past and how he got to where he was. In  December  2013, he was kidnapped by bankrobber  Jdude420 , codename J420. After a vicious gunfight, 420 was gunned down by  [http://legomessageboards.wikia.com/wiki/User:BennyTheSpaceman Sarg. Benny], and Obi was recovered and brought back to  chat. Today, he plans to end ObamaCare in a mass-petition to outlaw the use of money." -Yeah.... this speaks for itself.

"Ire, sweaty and bedraggled, gripped my handle tightly. As he released my safety, he pulls his finger back ever so slowly and..." -Rio (Guys, do  NOT   do stories from a gun's POV.)

Funny typos
"FUAC! :D" -Alemas.

"I'm just doping my job" -Mess.

"Bob ran as fat as he could. *Running*" -Ana.

"It needs to trend on Twatter first." Rep.

"I have horrible gay fever when I go to Florida." -Rio. He meant "Hay fever", obviously.

"Klit. XD" BCGurl. She meant Klint.

"Hell!" Nehp trying, and failing, to say hello.

My friends on here.
This is my friends from the wiki. It isn't in any order or whatever. This is people I met ON THE WIKI, not the MBs.


 * Kate Okay, I lied about the order for her. and I obviously didn't meet her on the wiki, either.
 * Lauren
 * Kelly
 * Marc
 * Terry
 * Rio
 * Jessles
 * Mess
 * Ana
 * Ale
 * Brick
 * Indi
 * Pingu
 * Obi
 * Apple
 * Guac
 * Ihavealotofstuff
 * Ulrich
 * No1udono
 * Jaydoode
 * Silver
 * Abby
 * LegoSuperBowser You put yourself on my friends list, I do the same.

If you consider yourself my friend, go ahead and add yourself. Coz in general I'm everybody's friend.

My MB friends

 * TJ
 * Levo
 * AJ
 * Kirby
 * Captain Jumpy
 * That one nut
 * That other nut
 * That third nut
 * indikid
 * Luna
 * Breakfast
 * Plush
 * Zapteh

Gallery
Random gallery of dumb images.

Congrats. You made it to the bottom.

Now go get a life.