User blog comment:The Fruitlord/How To Survive A Horror Movie/@comment-5653813-20131227043456

Rules to succesfully survive a horror movie remake:
 * 1. The death scenes have to be way more extreme.
 * 2. Unexpected is the new cliche.
 * 3. Virgins can die now.
 * 4. New versions are always 2.0, so the latest technology is always involved and intregal to the plot. This means the killer may start filming the murders.
 * 5. You have to have an opening sequence.
 * 6. Don't mess with the original.