User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/Characters of LMBW: The Game

This will list the playable characters and NPCs of the game, including their special abilities and phrases, if any. If none are listed, they only talk in cutscenes.

 Playable Characters   Supporting Characters  Main Chat Patrol  VSTF   Civilians  InnovationTech Mercenaries
 * Brick
 * Special ability: When playing as Brick, guns gain a boost in damage and vehicles gain a boost in acceleration and speed.
 * Bio: As a child, Brick wanted to see the end of crime. While he is far from doing that, he stays determined to. However, Sannse's oppresive rule is making it quite difficult, so it is his goal to destroy it once and for all with the help of his friends. While some say he is a loose cannon and a sociopath, others argue that beggars can't be choosers.
 * Color: Blue.
 * Mad
 * Special ability: When playing as Mad, you are able to take more damage and give more damage with fists.
 * Bio: Abandoned by his parents, he found the LMBW and raised himself with help from his friends there. He was fired from his old job for not saying the Wikian Anthem with his coworkers.He joined the MCP because of the high pay, but has become attached to the morals that Brick fights for.
 * Color: Red.
 * Rys
 * Special ability: When playing as Rys, move speed is made higher. You are also harder to spot.
 * Bio: Light and nimble, he is able to move fast and not be seen doing it. He earned a repuation in school as the person who would steal your lunch money when you weren't looking, but now he uses his advantages in a way that is invaluable to the MCP.
 * Color: Green.
 * Drew: President of the LMBW. He fully supports the MCP, both personally and partially monirarily.
 * YJF: Notorious spammer around Wikia, he is wanted by both the MCP and the VSTF, which is virtually the only common cause the two enemy organizations have.
 * LSB: Regarded as a nutcase, he is virtually ignored by almost everyone. He seems to want everyone to kiss and make up, but alas, his wishes will be ignored so long as everyone else remains indifferent.
 * Batty: On the fence about becoming an atheist, Brick seems to highly suggest it, saying that it is the "smart and only logical choice". It may mostly be because of her orientation, but Brick will use any excuse to spread atheism to virtually anyone.
 * Marcel: Pro gamer and pro German, he is best friends with Batty and plays against Mad, drinks beer, and sometimes even at the same time.
 * Sannse: President of Wikia. She spends too much money on the military and police and not enough on food stamps. She is hated by almost everyone, but that doesn't stop her ego.
 * Edward: Derpy but assertive, he may act stupid, but that doesn't mean he isn't loyal to what he stands for.
 * BM: Part time troll and full time douche to almost everyone, he can get annoying, and his personality is in the same ballpark as YJF's.
 * Soldier: The standard MCP soldier, they come equipped with any SMG, carbine, shotgun, or assault rifle.
 * Ninja: Faster than the standard Soldier, they are equipped with a pistol or revolver.
 * Gunner: Stronger than the standard Soldier, they have better armor and carry any machine gun.
 * Rocketeer: Same as the standard Soldier, but carries any rocket launcher.
 * Sniper: Wearing a hood, they carry any sniper rifle and are very powerful, but not good at short range.
 * Destroyer: Standing at 6 meters tall, the Destroyer does just that: Destroy. Not nearly as intelligent as other types of soldiers, let alone being self-aware, his brawn picks up where brains left off. He doesn't need any weapon. His 5 foot wide fists will do just fine. He is also by far scarier, coming with red instead of blue eyes. Each destroyer is named after a military commander. Some of them are Destroyer Montgomery, Destroyer Lee, Destroyer Patton, Destroyer Napoleon, and Destroyer Rommel.
 * Soldier: Standard VSTF soldier. They come equipped with any SMG, carbine, or assault rifle. They wear modern dark blue helmets, white goggles, black ski masks, black bulletproof vests, dark blue shirts, dark blue pants, and black boots.
 * Police: Lighter equipped VSTF soldier, they come equipped with a revolver, shotgun, or pistol. They wear a blue shirt, blue pants, black boots, and a dark blue beret or military cap.
 * Tanker: They drive tanks, and will only attack if the tank is disabled. They wear white goggles, a blue short sleeved shirt, black pants, black boots, and carry a wrench as their weapon.
 * Agent: They are government agents, who are highly trained and very deadly. They carry any shotgun or any SMG with a silencer. They wear dark blue open suits, a dark blue tie, white undershirt, dark blue pants, and black dress boots. They also wear black sunglasses and wear earpieces.
 * Elderly: Old and frail, they sometimes use canes to walk. They will talk about the old days before Sannse's rule to themselves or to the player if they walk by.
 * Rebel: 20-something wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, they will drive muscle cars and carry a knife with them.
 * Woman: Carries a purse with them and will use it as a weapon if provoked. The player will check them out or whistle upon walking by.
 * Patriot: A true American, they will open carry any shotgun or a Remington 700 and help the player if they are caught in a battle with enemies and happen to be walking by.
 * Man: They can sometimes be found holding hands with women or other men. (We don't hate.) They will stay somewhat close to a battle if they walk by and see one.
 * Soldier: Standard IT soldier. They will carry any assault rifle, shotgun, SMG, or carbine. They wear a WWII-style gas mask, a riot helmet with the visor flipped up, gray pants, an orange bulletproof vest, a gray shirt, and black boots.
 * SWAT: Slightly less equipped IT merc. They carry any shotgun. They wear an orange mask similar to that of Taiwan's Special Forces, an orange shirt, gray bulletproof vest, orange pants, and gray boots.
 * Sniper: They wear a black hood, gray ski mask, an orange shirt, black pants, and black boots. They carry any sniper rifle.
 * Pilot: They wear a gray pilot mask, orange pilot helmet, black shirt, gray pants, and black boots. They carry a knife or any type of pistol.
 * Gunner: They wear bulky orange shoulder pads, an orange beret, a short sleeved orange shirt, black pants, and gray boots. They are strong and carry any machine gun.