User blog:Mockingbirdpotato/THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN MY LIFEEEEEE

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN EVERRRRRR

NO, I DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY

NO, I DIDN'T WIN VIP TICKETS TO A TØP CONCERT

NO, I DIDN'T GET A FREE TRIP TO THE MOON

I GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER

BETTER

BETTERRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS

ITS SO BIG

THIS IS HUGE NEWS

ARE YOU READY

CAUSE IM NOT

I NEED TO SCREAM A BIT MORE

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OK IM GOOD

YOU GUYS ARENT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

TODAY

I

ate a bowl of ceral

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i am a walrus :3