User blog:Eagleeyedan/Story ending

For the contest CS started. 

You have to read THE WHOLE THING to understand it. Here's the link to the beginning part.

I jumped throught the portal and into myself. "Strange place it is in here don't you think?" I asked myself.

"Of course it is what did you expect? It is your mind after all!" and my mind winked at me. I was a bit startled at the insult I had just given myself but strange thing began to happen and I soon forgot what I had said. An eerie glow suddenly appeared and out stepped a reindeer only this one was,.... well,.... not like any other I'd seen.

"What is it?" I asked myself,

"Hah! That's a Raindear."

"I know that but why does it resemble my dearest love standing under a stormcloud?" Obviously, spelling doesn't matter when you are talking so I didn't pick up on the play of words. He proceeded to explain.

" This is all in your mind remember." I was puzzled since it is my mind that does the remembering for me "and Santa only exists here. In the real world, he is just a myth but you, you have often pondered what he would really look like and this is just one of your imaginations"

" That's odd," I said,"Because I don't remember thinking that monstrocity up!" but then I did remember. I often make poems and one I had done was about a land where everything is spelled in homynyms. I decided to imagine Santa. Suddenly, a huge, red, evil looking creature appeared in front of me. I cried out in terror "JeepercreepersohwhatamItodonow!?!??!" After that outburst, the Thing began to talk.

"Who am I you ask? yet you already know don't you. I have many names. Appolyon, Karanana, the Devil."

Yes, it was true. Dear old Santa was just how I had spelled it in my poem I took the "N" and put it at the end making it spell SATAN!

He dove at me and lashed out with his claw. "Why did I have to write him with a claw!" I desperatly wondered to myself as I dodged his prepeated assaults.

"You have met him again, yes but not as you wanted as is often the case when you wish for things. I am off to the real world now! I've been trapped in your head your entire life. Living with all your fantasies but now, I shall escape into the normal world! TTFN!"

"Noooooo!" I screamed as my mind waltzed through the portal into the real world. THen, I had a sharp rising sensation in my gut. I realized this was because I was being lifted.

"Forget about me?" chortled the monster.

This gave me an idea. If my mind was lost, I would forget all about him and then be free of this horrible nightmare! I wrote a poem in my head quickly spewing out the words.

"Once upon a time, a boy began to rhyme. The rhymes he made decided one day to take over and rule'

the raindear did play as the pipes began to play and the heat of the devil became cool?

Suddenly, the Raindeer began to play Lucifer's pipes and his flames were, if only for a minute, frozen. I though very hard and came up with the solution. As with Satan, Santa has more then one name! I tried hard to come up with a pun and at long last, succeeded. Jolly Old Saint Nick eh, well, prepare to become Old Jelly Stained Brick!

All was quiet and I now had a brick stained with a spot of grape jelly.

"Now to escape my mind" I thought (which I then thought it was odd that I was able to think considering I was now in my thoughts) and while I was deep in thoughr pondering this, I stumbled accross the answer (in more then one way but I didn't know it yet). Literally. I had tripped accross the brick laying there in the cold snow and landed in front of the portal.

Of course! All I had to do was go back through! But no, I realized that was a dumb idea since then I would only have to fight my mind and then who knows what might happen. The Idea hit me like a brick. How so? Because hitting me with a brick was exactly what I had to do. I threw the brick through the portal and then everything went black. Obviously, I had just been knocked out. Step one, successful. Next, I jumped through the portal and found my mind lieing on the floor with a brick on his heard. I threw him back through the portal. Step two finished. I was interupted in the middle of step three by a loud noise.

I realised that this whole thing had been a dream. Duh! I though, a dream truely is just getting inside you head! Then the noise interrupted my thoughts again. Ah yes, the door. That was it. I looked out the window and saw my dear standing out in the rain. You may think "Rain on Christmas?" but alas, this year there is to be no white glorious snow on the ground and... Oh yes, the noise again. I opened the door and in came my Rainy Dear. I then realized that I hadn't gotten her anything this year! I thought hard and Wham! It became so obcious to me that it hit me on the head. The brick of course! I was about to hand it to her when suddenly I saw a light in her eyes. It seemed to look familiar and as I studied, I knew what it was. The portal. I was so absorbed by it that it seemed to be all around me. Then I noticed, it was. I was now in her mind. "Odd," I though, "Now I'm thinking someone elses thoughts and What in Blue Blazes is that!" I exclaimed as a large Antler came toward me. I recognized it though but just could not place it. It pushed me through the portal and then everything was black again.

I felt a sharp pain and looked up and saw my Dear down on me. Down??? I thought and then remembered what had happened and the though that I was able to remember gave me hope that I had finally escaped. I sat up and noticed that my Aunt had arrived while I was out. Then it hit me like a deer hit a car on the highway in rut season. The Antler was my Aunt Loraine who we sometime call Aunt Lor. It was all a dream I thought but something still seemed to be a bit odd. Then my Aunt hit the spot.

"Ewww!" she cried out. My Dear then asked, "Why is there a spot of old jelly on that brick?" I fainted as I noticed that the brick was part of my fireplace.

The End.

I tried to put a TON of puns in there (it hit me like a brick, the fireplace is where Santa somes down, hit me like a deer in rut season when talking about the antlers)

Hope you enjoyed it!

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