User blog comment:Veralann/Advanced Guide to LMBW/@comment-5374144-20161224074803

(copying mad)

 ☐  ' Realize yo  u’ve been on the wiki for way, w  ay too  ''' long.  yeah''

☐ Attempt to retire because you’re on a wiki for a message board about a children’s construction toy.  mhmmm

☐ Fail. yes ☐ Try again. did it like 5 times ☐ Fail. yeah ☐ Take a short break from the wiki. not really short, was like 3 years ☐ Realize you haven’t checked it in two months. THREE YEARS ☐ Attempt to retire. this year's ""'retire"" ☐ You’re back the next day. was like a week ☐ It’s 2016. Try to participate in the sick memes. yea ☐''' You’re not actually funny. 'i thought i was ok'' ☐ Try to turn the wiki into what it was back when you were a beginner. oh lord ☐ This involves referencing years-old blog fads that haven’t been relevant for some time, and in some cases making new entries into the series. ☐ '''Complain about words being unblocked that haven’t been used since the dawn of time. 'see my cvs'' ☐ Make edgy memes and use u n n e c e s s a r y s p a c i n g wherever possible. ☐ '''Try to get permabanned and fail.  ☐ Alternatively, try not to get permabanned and fail, but get your block reduced.  ☐ Watch the community votes war over each other. ''' ☐ Pretend to be detached from the community and mock them instead, while secretly wishing you were actually cool. ☐ '''Retire again while continually visiting every day.  ☐ Make jokes about how much the wiki changes. ''' ☐ Try to teach beginners how to edit without knowing how to yourself. ☐ Try to edit for a minute, but realize you don’t know what formatting even is. ☐ Make infinite spam edits until you succeed in getting permablocked, whether or not you were trying, at least going down saying you knew how to edit. ☐ Make dozens of duplicates to vandalize articles in order to prove you know how to edit. i can actually edit ok ☐ Become infamous across  wikia  FANDOM (powered by wikia). ☐ '''You still aren’t actually cool.  ☐ Get globally blocked, have your account disabled, continue making dupes.  ☐ Then eventually give up, turn over a new leaf, and try to be cool.  ☐ You still fail.  ☐ Try to relive the days when you felt like you were actually cool by looking at your old blogs.  ☐ That was an awful mistake. Don’t do it.  ☐ Seriously don’t do it.  ☐ Then when you inevitably do it anyway, try to forget it happened.  ☐ But you can’t, because it’s too cringey. help.''' ☐ So instead you spend time trying to be relevant in chat. ☐ It’s still not working. ☐ At this point you’re ready to move on to the Elitist Guide to LMBW.