User blog comment:Ireithien/What Do You Want For Christmas?/@comment-5772846-20131202143008/@comment-25183068-20131202145557

Sure thing, Santa. Get me the Friends Dolphin Cruiser, a black poodle puppy (miniature, of course), a silver GT Racer with no brakes, one pair each of hockey, recreational, and figure skates, wi-fi that actually works, a better guitar and my own capo so I can stop using my brother’s, throw in a purple guitar strap too, unlimited computer time, 3 superpowers (ability to teleport, ability to convince anyone of anything, and epic disguises), that Hello Kitty shoulder bag, the 4 Alex Rider books I don’t have, The Fault In Our Stars, a better account name, and a package of honey-graham goldfish crackers.