User blog:Keplers/The Beginning of What May Become a Boring Series

Look. I posted this in BCC. I must share it with you.

Is this an island? Is this just camouflage? Shot in a big can, No escape from Mata Nui. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a Toa, I need no sympathy. Because I'm easy build, easy break, Little hot, little cold, Every way the wind blows is totally controlled by me. Turaga, just smashed Rahi, Put a sword into the ground, Pulled it out and it fell down. Turaga, life had just begun, But now I've gotta learn all your ways. Turaga, Nuju, Didn't really understand, If I don't get your riddles by tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if I understood it. Too late, Makuta's come, Sent shivers down my spine, I am frozen all the time. Goodbye, Ko-Koro, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face Makuta. Turaga, Nuju, I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been built at all. I see a little silhouetto Matoran Run away, run away, here comes Karzahni! Burning chain and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Matoro) Matoro. (Matoro) Matoro, Matoro Mahri Magnifico. I'm just a Matoran from Ko-Koro. He's just a Matoron from a cold village, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Ignika, Ignika, will you let me go? Matoro! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Matoro! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Matoro! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Never, never, never let me go) Ah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Oh, Mata Nui, Mata Nui) Mata Nui, let me go. Makuta has a Rahkshi put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can use me and awake Mata Nui? So you think you can blow me and leave me to die? Oh, Mask, can't do this to me, Mask, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Oh, yeah, oh yeah) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Any way the wind blows.

The original: https://community.lego.com/t5/BIONICLE/Bionicle-Comedy-Central/m-p/7588042#M77821