User:Impossibubbles/Chat/Logs/2 December 2016

 [03:23]  get in my m1070 bby [03:23]  dude [03:23]  if i ever need to get taken someplace in kuwait and we're on the same post [03:23]  i'm not asking you [03:24]  Don't deny your destiny, kep [03:24]  is keps hitting on my son? [03:24]  shoo, keps [03:24]  relevant [03:24]  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ [03:24]  Yes, I'm trying to hit on him with this metal rifle butt [03:24]  he's trying to hit my actual butt [03:25]  brick, stop that [03:25]  afk, gonna play wow [03:25]  What monster have you raised bubbles [03:25]  I'm just telling him to get into my truck [03:25] <Impossibubbles> a short one, ap [03:25] <Brick425> There's nothing inherently sexual about that [03:25] <AmazingPythor> Runs in the family [03:25] <HyperFlash Studios> one who should be named shawn [03:25] <Brick425> And there's not much we could do, anyway. The center console is as wide as one of the seats. [03:26] <Brick425> *SEAN [03:26] <Brick425> You Americanizing bastard [03:26] <HyperFlash Studios> *sEAN [03:26] <Brick425> **sEANN~ [03:26] <HyperFlash Studios> **sHAWn [03:26] <HyperFlash Studios> Haw [03:26] <Brick425> kys [03:27] <Impossibubbles> ap [03:27] <HyperFlash Studios> of course IFR overlord god sir [03:27] <Impossibubbles> fb [03:27] <AmazingPythor> YOU get on fb [03:27] <Impossibubbles> i m [03:27] <Impossibubbles> am [03:27] <AmazingPythor> yr [03:27] <Impossibubbles> now go [03:27] <AmazingPythor> fine [03:27] <Brick425> *President Harper [03:27] <Brick425> Or, *Mr. President [03:27] <HyperFlash Studios> *President harper [03:27] <HyperFlash Studios> *Mr. president [03:28] <Keplers> *Lord Mr. Herr President Sir [03:28] <Brick425> ...Close enough [03:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Oi, Brick [03:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Did you see my updated map? [03:29] <Brick425> No, I will right now [03:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I remembered that the IFR had territory around Al-Jarridah [03:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> So I gave Israel and Lebanon I think as well as a few of the crappy -stans [03:30] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> This means that you and Krinchreich technically both border Tamora [03:30] <Brick425> Actually, thank you. Now I actually have a route to Taroma. [03:30] <Brick425> But I can't get the navy on the east coast. [03:31] <Brick425> Maybe we can cut a canal through Inharax... [03:31] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Why not? [03:31] <Brick425> http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/d/df/Worldmap.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20161201072130 That's why [03:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Oh, you're referring to a canal between the black and caspian seas? [03:32] <Brick425> Well, I was sorta joking. :P [03:32] <Brick425> Although, I'm guessing if ships can't get there then there won't be much use for them anyway. [03:32] <Brick425> So it might be a non-issue [03:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> what about through the black sea? :P [03:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> [03:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> touches the border of tamora there [03:33] <Brick425> Yeah, but I'm going in through the east, and I need to support the landing. [03:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Ah. [03:33] <Brick425> Maybe I can do some light orbital bombardment instead. [03:36] <Brick425> KEP [03:36] <AmazingPythor> Gonna head out for the night [03:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> cya, ap [03:37] <Keplers> Ja [03:37] <Brick425> I need the Uberweltraummarine or whatever you call your fleet to support the MCP's landings in the east. [03:37] <Keplers> Jawohl [03:43] <Keplers> Wait [03:43] <Keplers> Where is this happening :P [03:44] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> The Caucaus [03:44] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> *Caucasus [03:44] <Brick425> Has there ever been a modern war there? [03:44] <Brick425> And by modern I mean after 1850 [03:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> holy crap [03:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I don't know what happened with my economy [03:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> but apparently I went from around half a trillion for my budget in defense to over 6 trillion [03:45] <Brick425> HA! That's great! [03:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Indeed, developing and purchasing weaponry right now. :P [03:46] <Brick425> Just not from Matore, right? [03:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> pff, as if I'd take solar powered aircraft (derp4) [03:46] <Brick425> I've temporarily halted all trade with Matore. Primarily guns. [03:46] <HyperFlash Studios> Bubbles [03:46] <Brick425> We won't use any solar powered aircraft in this war. [03:46] <Impossibubbles> Thread:279866 [03:46] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> We develop our own military equipment so we aren't reliant on foreign arms manufacturers [03:46] <Keplers> I mean [03:46] <Keplers> where on earth do I say I do this :P [03:46] <HyperFlash Studios> Ally is on chat at least twice a week [03:47] <Impossibubbles> AP asked me to remove the votes [03:47] <Brick425> We make our own equipment, but we don't really develop it. We take an existing example, clone it, and then make it for a cheaper price. [03:47] <Impossibubbles> take it up with him [03:47] <Sky-Pirate Doubloon> i havent seen ally on here before today in like 3 weeks [03:47] <Impossibubbles> same [03:48] <Brick425> Except we stamp it so it looks legit. [03:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> So, what would you say is an acceptable number of tanks? :P [03:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> [03:48] <Sky-Pirate Doubloon> so you make bootlegs [03:48] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I only have 1,000 currently. :P [03:49] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> used by the army, I should note [03:49] <Brick425> Well, according to Google, the US Army has 8,325 tanks of all types. [03:50] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'll aim for around 15k [03:50] <Brick425> Gradually increase your supply though [03:50] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> actually 10 [03:50] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> cheaper that way [03:50] <Brick425> Yeah, 10 seems more realistic [03:51] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I mean, I have 5.5 trillion to burn :P [03:51] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> and based on my model, 1,000 tanks cost 10 billion [03:53] <Brick425> Oh yeah, I forgot you don't have the problem of people wanting to cap military spending. :P [03:54] <Keplers> My military spending is like 51% of the budget [03:54] <Keplers> Technically it reaches much higher when you realize many of the other departments are under military [03:54] <Slicer Vorzakh> im dead [03:55] <HyperFlash Studios> wat [03:55] <Brick425> My military budget is only 28.7%, but I have the largest budget, so.. :P [03:55] <Slicer Vorzakh> hype we're dead [03:55] <HyperFlash Studios> oh [03:55] <HyperFlash Studios> rip us [03:56] <Brick425> That's right [03:56] <Leinad~> I hate news articles that are focused on some kind of video or music or something [03:56] <Keplers> It's okay, I've decided that Inharax will help the rebellion [03:56] <Leinad~> and have absolutely no link to the video or music whatsoever [03:56] <Keplers> As will Free Reich [03:56] <Brick425> KEP YOU BUTTHOLER [03:56] <Impossibubbles> why is the news reporting about music videos anyway [03:56] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> oh, that's good [03:56] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> evens it out a bir [03:56] <Keplers> No, just understand [03:56] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> *bit [03:57] <Leinad~> It's not like a big news site or anything [03:57] <Keplers> Ideologically [03:57] <Keplers> nlmbw for details [03:57] <Leinad~> but it's just like [03:57] <Brick425> I have good news and bad news for you, Slice. The good news is that the Navy won't be brought in at all in the war. [03:57] <Impossibubbles> But yeah, I hate when the news talks about something from some reality show and doesn't provide the clip in question [03:57] <Slicer Vorzakh> yay [03:57] <Leinad~> "Hey, here's an article about a cool thing that these people did with a song. We're not gonna show it to you, though, sorry." [03:57] <Impossibubbles> then I have to go hunt it down [03:57] <Brick425> The bad news is since the Navy can't get to east Taroma, we'll use orbital bombardment via the Starmada. [03:57] <Brick425> It's only to support our troops, though. I'm not gonna level cities. [03:57] <Brick425> But I could. [03:58] <HyperFlash Studios> r.i.p. [03:58] <Leinad~> I don't want to read about how the damn thing sounded, I want to hear it for myself [03:58] <Impossibubbles> xD [03:58] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> lol, harper's benevolence [03:59] <Brick425> Yep, I'm a good person. [03:59] <Brick425> I work in mysterious ways. [03:59] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> he'll also airdrop cocaine on the population to convince them that there are alternatives to fightin [03:59] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> *fighting [03:59] <Brick425> As I said before, IDEK what cocaine is [04:00] <Slicer Vorzakh> that's matore's job with weed sat [04:00] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> looks like we've got a drug war on our hands [04:01] <Brick425> That'll be our next thing [04:01] <Brick425> A cartel rises in Matore, and we come in to stop it [04:01] <Brick425> N(S)arcos [04:02] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> All right, this is putting me at 2,000 fighters right now [04:02] <Slicer Vorzakh> brick the cartel is the government [04:02] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I should note that my fighter is analogous to the F-22 [04:02] <Keplers> Oh you fools [04:02] <Keplers> Glass the damn capitol [04:03] <Brick425> &gt;f22 [04:03] <Brick425> *TRIGGERED* [04:04] <Brick425> F/A-18 master race [04:04] <Brick425> The F4 Phantom is also pretty cool [04:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Not using last-gen aircraft [04:05] <Brick425> I triggered him with my not solar power, it seems. [04:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> i read that as pokemon [04:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> If I'm paying money to develop it, I'm keeping it current gen [04:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> although I have a soft spot for F-15E's [04:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> he sexually identifies as a clean energy source [04:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> lol [04:05] <Nart L. Chipikal> fossil fuel triggers him [04:05] <Slicer Vorzakh> a-800 mastertace [04:05] <Brick425> F15s are cool, too. :P [04:06] <Brick425> SCREW THE A800 [04:06] <Brick425> Nah just kidding, it's pretty nice. [04:06] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> hey, rio [04:06] <HyperFlash Studios> Hi Rio o/ [04:06] <Brick425> But as a show of edgy defiance I won't be using any Matoran planes in the war. [04:06] <Riolu777> hello [04:06] <Brick425> Or helicopters. [04:06] <Riolu777> I lost my gay dating sim [04:06] <Riolu777> I swore I put it on my thumbdrive [04:06] <Slicer Vorzakh> rip [04:06] <Riolu777> but it's gone [04:06] <HyperFlash Studios> aw