User blog:Keplers/Why I Hate Book/Movies

Harry Potter: Takes kid with bad life and shows him horrible truths. How much worse can you make it?

Twilight: "Don't... Just.... Don't." — Tenth Doctor;
 * "(Censored on chat) fish vampires." — Eleventh Doctor

The Hunger Games: Forcibly take people and have them kill each other! It'll be entertaining!

Narnia: Makes Narnia. Makes wardrobe after chopping down tree. Discovers Narnia in wardrobe. Wars. More wars for years. Final battle. the end. kthxbai

'If you have any more suggestions, lemme know in the comments.