User blog comment:Loney 97/tfw all the people you know are gorgeous/@comment-5436475-20150411023000/@comment-26133371-20150411234553

LSB. Your family is dead. You are a lonely orphan who lives off of moldy corn that grows near the sewer. You have lounge cancer and you have 3 and a half hours to live. You also smell like rat urine.

Was that good enough, Fort?