User blog comment:Worldracer99/The Next Wiseau/@comment-5052737-20160429170044/@comment-25595629-20160501210752

I can talk pretty wise!

"Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil."

...What, not Wiseau-nough for you? Well, keep your stupid comments in your pocket!