User blog:Izzybe5/Let's Discuss the Unicorn

The unicorn is a most magnificent creature. But Izzy u scrub, you may be thinking. Unicorns aren't real. Now now my friend, I beg to differ. Unicorns are real. Just think of this. New species are being discovered all the time. There are still parts of the world that remain virtually untouched. Picture with me, if you will, a jungle unicorn, or a tundra unicorn. It could happen. Have you explored all the jungles/rain forests and or tundras in the world? I think not.

Now I feel that the very websites you find unicorn information on also prove that unicorns exist. Have you ever seen these sites? Well let me tell you, they are from the very bowls of the internet. Bright blue block text on a solid grey background. Oh yes. And you know why all this information is on these websites burried deep in google, at about page 45? Because the "real scientists" don't want you to know of course!

And in conclusion, I shall provide you with real life evidence of the unicorn. They aren't quite as rare as you may believe. In fact, all of you have probably seen a unicorn at one time or another and never realized, because of those "real scientists" trying to squash your dreams.



Yes. The majestic Rhinocerotidae. Aka, the fat unicorn. It isn't his fault he's let himself go. Stop judging him!

There you have it. If I haven't convinced you beyond a shadow of a doubt, well, too bad. No pudding for you.