User:Madkatmaximus



Currently listening to: Celldweller, Fluffy Starr, deadmau5, The Birthday Massacre

Welcome to the domain of chaos. Message me at thewarlordmaximus@gmail.com.

Welcome to the land of bacon, bacon, and more bacon.

Here, have some bacon.

The name's Madkatmaximus96, though I prefer to be called Madkat or Kat or Mad. Even though that's a girls name. Due to my email address being jammed full of worthless garbage a glitch, I had to make my Wikia name "Madkatmaximus96 :P". Catchy. Besides, I owe respect to the original. Death to the new tongue smiley.

I was really hoping I'd get Legend some day. But alas, LEGO ruined my dreams. Oh, and I wasn't actually born in '96, that's just an important date for me. I was born in '94.

I also adore kitties (Obviously ). Can't get enough of 'em. And that kitty.

Polls
Who is more epic? Madkatmaximus Nikomimi Who is the best metal band out of these? Iron Maiden(Pick them or dai) Metallica Judas Priest Slayer Anthrax Led Zeppelin Black Sabbath Alice Cooper Too epic to choose. Does Madkat has the most epic page on the wiki? YES!!!! Who should invade the wiki? Madkat Happybot The Tongue Smiley

I like
Nikomimi06.

THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE! >^-^<

Chibi. >^-^<

Rahk moosik. \m/

Any genre/subgenre of EDM.

Transformers.

Batman.

Star Wars.

Marvel.

DC.

Music. Duh.

Anime and Manga.

LEGO. Sometimes.

People who do not question my AWESOMENESS.

Video Games.

IRON MAIDEN, THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE, KMFDM, JULIEN-K, DISTURBED, OZZY OSBOURNE, MEGADETH, METALLICA, JUDAS PRIEST, LINKIN PARK, DEAD SARA, THE ROLLING STONES, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, RADIOHEAD, AND 3 BILLION OTHER BANDS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF. And I do realize I didn't list a ton of music I love, but that's because I don't want this even longer than it already is.

KITTIEZ.

The Saints.

I dislike
People who question my AWESOMENESS.

Michael Bay.

Idiots.

Justin Bieber.

People who call me emo.

People who are pathetic enough to disrespect metal.

The Falcons.

The Raiders.

Myself.

Stupid places on the internet that are just a silly waste of time.

Pootis.

Slipknot trying to be "Brutal".

Having to listen to Books-A-Million's music.

Japanese toilets.

Disproportionate video game females.

Christian extremism.

Obama spending more money than necessary.

Rapture Ready.

Fred Phelps. I swear, if I am within 20 miles of him I will slash his throat.

| Klayton taking over 7 years to release one goshdarn album.

Favorite bands/artists/albums
Uuuhhhh..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many to list.

See "I LIKE" section.

Epic albums:

Mah favorite sawngs
Breaking The law - Judas Priest

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

War Pigs - Black Sabbath

Heaven and Hell - Black Sabbath

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

School's Out - Alice Cooper

Blue Monday - New Order

Every Iron Maiden song in existence.

Hangar 18 - Megadeth

Head like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails

Yurasaka - Circle of Dust

When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000

Happy Birthday - The Birthday Massacre

Video kid - The Birthday Massacre

Leaving Tonight - The Birthday Massacre (One of the few songs that can make me cry )

Indestructible - Disturbed

Weatherman - Dead Sara

Devils Never Cry - Shootie AG

Atmospheric Lights - Celldweller

Goodbye - Celldweller

Symbiont - Celldweller

Switchback - Celldweller

Against the Tide - Celldweller

Waking Up - Julien-k

Death To Analog - Julien-k

Technical Difficulties - Julien-k

Killing Fields - Julien-k

Colorcast - Julien-k

Close Continuance - Julien-k

Quotes
"GIT AWAY FROM MAH COOKIES!" -Me, referring to.... Rouge The Bat. O_O

"Yes, yes, and yes. Satisfied? YES." -Me, when me and Niko were asked a very.... Weird question.

"HOLY GAZIBO!" -Me, high on caffeine.

"The Bearded Commander Of EPICNESS!" -TannerJ2598

"Back when I was a boy, I was younger" -Nicholas749, being blatantly obvious.

"I'm NUTS!" -Me, also being blatantly obvious.

"Remember children: Avoid weird fat guys with a creepy laugh." -Me

"*Kicks a turkey*" -Me, high on caffeine again.

"Now THAT'S what I call a combustible lemon!" -Bigbro223. He's like that.

"You can call me Chuckles, unlike Niko I don't muscle, I'd rather flex my Knuckles!" -Lyrics to to a Raiders Of The Lost Band song TannerJ2598 is writing for me. Seriously.

"FFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" -Random scream of off-topicness by... I don't even remember.

"Ohaider Skull, Marcy and Madkat, and Health Insurance" -Guacamole1998

"KURAHBASAHKAMURAH!!!" -Me, inflicting Wiki Chat with my awesomeness.

"You should have drawn a cat with your mouse. Then you could have drawn a mouse with your cat." -Seaside98

"I'm just doping my job" -Epic typo by LEGOMessProductions1

"What the mods said: This update will make posting easier! What it really is: This update will make posting harder than jumping off a plane in the middle of Turkey backwards and landing on your feet without getting hurt!" -Kiff9

"Bob ran as fat as he could. *Running*" -Epic typo-fail by Padmec3po

"And to ask someone how much they like their girlfriend is reeeaaaly dumb. Because, it'll always be 10. Unless you're Justin Bieber. Then you say 1, because you'll go through about 76 in your lifetime." -Me, being 100% accurate.

"W.U.T.: Weird Underwear Traders" -Me when debating if wut was an acronym.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS shall now shoot his computer with a bazooka" -Me experiencing the dreaded chat lag.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS is in the realm of magic turkeys" -Me being awesome.

"Cussing your TV.... A national sport" -Me

"THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR IS NOT BIBLICAL BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED." -Oak Tree

"My punctuation has committed suicide or somethin’ " -Me

"All I want for Christmas is A GERMAN SUPAH TANK." -Brick963

"*Southern ladeh, WHAT YOU DOING CALLING MEH, GIT OFF SONNY, DIS AINT TEH NUMBER YOU R LOOKING FER*" -Jdude420

"There are people. And there are strange people. And then there is Alemas." -Sherm

"IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO YOUR FACE APOLOGY REJECTED!" -Sherm again.

" The day Niko was born, scientists everywhere finely accepted the fact that not everything in life makes sense." -Me :3

"Ew, my socks are very smelly right now." -Jed

"Madkat: Moderate height for his age, which makes him tall to most people on the wiki. Oily jet-black hair, unknown if it's died, has a fuchsia streak in it. A gold loop earring in each ear, and a cheap diamond-look-alike nosering. Natural eye color unknown, wears contacts that make them look black. Tattoo on the bottom of his foot, and has a shockingly high, squeaky voice." - Sherm, ruining my self-image.

"Ok, thank God you didn't have gold loop ear-rings." - Samed5

"*Angelic choir* SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me being awesome again.

"What, Mad, you DON'T indetify with other? I always thought you were a potato. :C" -Messeh

"Me + Sunday + My laptop + Coca-cola + My 3,000 song MP3 playlist+ My cat + Nikomimi06 = Epic day" -Me

"I have horrible gay fever when I go to Florida." -Autocorrect being a jerk to Rio

"Mad is gold and fluffy on the inside." -Guac being................ Guac.

"I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on, Cricket. ._." RepComCustoms being a baws.

"Okay... if I get kicked for joking about an Xbox's USB port in a slightly bad way then this is deserving a kick too. Shut up and talk about idk, fishing techniques. -Ire.

"mad and niko itz cute when u copy eachither" -MeltE2

My friends
This isn't in any order or whatever.
 * TJ
 * Levo
 * AJ
 * JK
 * Kyttii *COUGH* For more details, speak with TannerJ2598.
 * Captain Jumpy
 * That one nut
 * That other nut
 * That third nut
 * indi
 * Doctor Pepper
 * Rose
 * Messy
 * Marc
 * iPad
 * Alemas
 * Brick
 * AL
 * Pingu
 * Obi
 * NG
 * Fruit
 * Guac
 * Ihavealotofstuff
 * Ulrich
 * Breakfast
 * No1udono
 * Plush
 * Jaydoode
 * Zapteh
 * MC
 * Silver
 * Rio

Gallery
Random gallery of dumb images.

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