User blog comment:Ireithien/The Walking Jed/@comment-4825926-20140224120235

Name: Alex

Age: 19

Looks: Long-ish black messy hair. Ripped jeans and plaid shirt.

Personality: Totally chill hipster dude. Witty yet always talks slowly (like the double rainbow guy) and calls everybody "bro" or "man". Fearless to the point of recklessness and is easily excited. Prone to excessive and over-the-top reactions to everything. Caring and thoughtful but gets bored easily and is always looking for the next party.

Occupation: Repairs 70's cars and tours the world with his post-grunge band.

Attacks: Tells everyone he is against violence and promotes peace but learnt Northern Shaolin Kung Fu when he toured in China and has been known to smash people over the head with his guitar if they are bullying anyone.