User blog:Keplers/Why I Hate Yet More Things

A revival of an old blog series. Sorry guys, no song parodies, or parodies squared. Although I am contemplating one.


 * Greg Farstey: If he never existed our childhoods would not have been epic and our hearts would not have been broken when BIONICLE ended. Also a lot of us would not be LEGO fans, LEGO would be bankrupt, and we'd all actually have lives.
 * Herobrine Stories: It's abut time Mojang just made him a toggle-able option for single player worlds and end the stupid mod business that no one likes.
 * Charged Creepers: I prefer Energized Protodermis-Charged Creepers to lightning anyway.
 * Tobuscus: "AH KHAN SHWING MAH FWEEKIN SOAHD GAIZ LUK!"
 * Davros: I hate it when he dies.
 * Rassilon: I hate it when he dies too because he should've died EARLIER.
 * Steven Moffat: The last four words of the above.
 * John Hurt: Thanks, time to now say "The Tenth Doctor — well, technically the Eleventh, but you know —"
 * ur fas: Simple reasons.
 * Griefers: I grieve for them. End of story.
 * Captain Jack Harkness: I'm sorry, I am running out of words to describe him that I haven't used yet.
 * Captain Jack Sparrow: See above but with a different connotation.
 * Memes in general: Why not memes in lieutenant? Must memes be so highly respected in the military?