User blog:Keplers/Kepler's New Blog — Vol 1 Issue 1

Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and the other that Google tells me is also a sex. This is the first issue of my weekly blog. It'l be updated...once a week. This gives no guarantee when during the week I will post another issue, but there will be one.

You may have wondered why I typed "Vol 1 Issue 1" in the title. You may also have wondered why I randomly bolded the above. That's because I wanted it to look like a cool comic book. Also, while I was writing the above bolded, I decided to post my blogs in "Volumes" — chapters, seasons, call them what you will. Every volume will contain some sort of central theme that shall decide the content of the issues within.

Also, I'm sleepdrunk as hell and tired. And I have fencing...today.

This volume's topic will simply be introductory. Hi, this is Kepler, and this is what I think of myself or you. Look, I broke the rule of eassays where I shouldn't announce. Haha. Anyway, everything I say in here is honest. If I say something that doesn't come across as honest, it's because my brain is very tired and/or I am deluded into believing that.

That's the basic, basic intro for now. Hopefully you don't feel dissuaded enough from reading this that you will run away. I might even see you next week!