User blog comment:FortressOfNight/diversity.png/@comment-26929881-20150529222347

LOL, you could put those all together, leaving out the white 'Murican boys, and you'd have:

an Italian living in german who drink's ale all day, were's goggles, is a redneck farmer, does weed, is a pansexual transgender gay female with a pretty purple name, as well as a bisexual dwarf wizeard who plays tennis.