User:Impossibubbles/Chat/Logs/6 November 2016

 [05:50]  stupid wifi [05:50]  I KNOW WHAT THE IFR SPACE NAVY WILL BE CALLED [05:50]  gg [05:50]  I'm lazy, I just get my edits to a point where no one can pass me for the week and then quit (derp4) [05:50]  THE STARMADA [05:50]  Special:Community [05:50]  So, I developed Inceptia's miliitary, Kep and Ulrich [05:50]  https://www.nationstates.net/nation=inceptia/detail=factbook/id=718308 [05:50]  odam i gotta make this [05:50]  that sounds really gay [05:50]  "starmada" [05:50]  Lol brick [05:50]  Tfw only #3 [05:50]  tfw "Starmada" but not "Krinchmarine" [05:50]  you suck ulrich [05:51] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> My air force is really bad, but I have a great navy [05:51] <Brick425> Nah, not Cringemarine [05:51] <Keplers> also yes starmada sounds like a gay broadway space opera [05:51] <Impossibubbles> you're still a star in my heart, ap [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> kepler [05:51] <Impossibubbles> nr [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> its just the marine [05:51] <Impossibubbles> but [05:51] <Brick425> As I said, you can't make fun of any IFR acronym (Besides Civildef and the MCHiPs) [05:51] <Impossibubbles> I though you would feel better [05:51] <Impossibubbles> thought [05:51] <AmazingPythor> Aw, well you- [05:51] <Brick425> Starmada sounds badbutt as hell [05:51] <AmazingPythor> oh [05:51] <Keplers> Krinchmarine is funnier though [05:51] <AmazingPythor> okay [05:51] <AmazingPythor> ;~; [05:51] <Keplers> because Kriegsmarine [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;100 tanks [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol sat [05:51] <Impossibubbles> jk [05:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> prepare to get rekt [05:51] <Brick425> You're just jealous you didn't think of it first [05:51] <Impossibubbles> ily [05:51] <Kingwja> I made a factbook only listing the types of ships in my navy and how many of them I have [05:51] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I don't have 100 tanks [05:52] <AmazingPythor> ily2 even if you're a psycho editing buffoon [05:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I have 1000 [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> still [05:52] <Keplers> I'm pretty sure I have more tanks than I have people [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats like [05:52] <Impossibubbles> *incredible editing master [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> 0.001% of the tanks [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> germany had [05:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> If you notice, I budgeted all of it based on Inceptia's income [05:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> And also funded the R&amp;D [05:52] <Keplers> If any of you actually need any armored vehicles, I have literally more than I know what to do with [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> sat pls [05:52] <Assassin Swipe> I remember I used to edit :P And I only edited for awhile so I could become an admin (derp4) [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> i can still make fun of your mil [05:52] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> So, I could have said "TWO MILLION TANKS LOL" but that would be unfair [05:52] <BraveNewRoyalty> these ships named after fish (link) [05:52] <Kingwja> I could take some of yours, Kep (derp) [05:53] <AmazingPythor> Okay fine [05:53] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> aye :P [05:53] <AmazingPythor> Incredible editing master [05:53] <HyperFlash Studios> Swipe, the least productive admin on the team (derp4) [05:53] <AmazingPythor> but still psycho [05:53] <HyperFlash Studios> Swipe4crat2k16 [05:53] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> They all have real world equivalents [05:53] <Assassin Swipe> Actually I used to be fairly productive :P [05:53] <Keplers> I have one tank on every intersection in every town in my country [05:53] <Brick425> TURTLE = Totally Unprepared and Ridiculous to Large Enemies [05:53] <Brick425> *To [05:53] <Kingwja> gg Keps [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> speaking of dumb ship names [05:53] <BraveNewRoyalty> has anyone seen my expanded navy commission list [05:53] <Keplers> That's not to mention my reserve and active duty tanks [05:53] <Impossibubbles> I think admin team mascot is still open, swipe [05:53] <Kingwja> geez [05:53] <Assassin Swipe> as in I did a bunch of code stuff for bit :P [05:53] <Impossibubbles> you want that job? [05:53] <Assassin Swipe> Honestly yes :P [05:53] <Brick425> Kep, does that mean every intersection is a roundabout? [05:53] <Impossibubbles> heheh xD [05:54] <Brick425> Because how else could you make left turns [05:54] <Kingwja> Bubbles you're a genius [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> I should like be the spokes person :P [05:54] <Keplers> lol brick [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> ILL BE THE ROUUUNDABOUT [05:54] <Brick425> bnr pls [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> Because no one takes me serious :P [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> So I'll make announcement blogs :P [05:54] <AmazingPythor> *seriously [05:54] <HyperFlash Studios> You've made 3 mainspace edits this year Swipe (derp) [05:54] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M [05:54] <Brick425> Thanks, AP :P [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> True that AP :P [05:54] <Impossibubbles> I take you seriously when you say serious stuffs swipey (puppyeyes) [05:54] <Brick425> BNR, we know :P [05:54] <Brick425> bubblesxswipe [05:54] <Brick425> rip ap [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> And Hyper, they were all because I was working on a Lucky Edit Counter :P [05:54] <Man.city1> Ape [05:54] <AmazingPythor> rip [05:54] <Man.city1> swipe [05:54] <AmazingPythor> Mc srs [05:54] <Man.city1> doc [05:54] <Assassin Swipe> Brick no. Just stop :P [05:54] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> mc [05:54] <Impossibubbles> gg swipe [05:55] <Impossibubbles> that's not cheating at all [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> Bubba, not cheating [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> Abusing the system :P [05:55] <Kingwja> lol [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> As a proof of concept :P [05:55] <Impossibubbles> I would have murdered you, jsyk [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> Not for malicious gain :P [05:55] <Brick425> IFR was ranked top 10% in the world for safest.... OK [05:55] <Man.city1> swipe acknowledge me :@ [05:55] <Keplers> tfw you're texting a girl, but then you have to go into a movie so you can't read any responses [05:55] <Impossibubbles> ohic [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> It was more to see if my logic was flawed or not [05:55] <Impossibubbles> x3 [05:55] <Assassin Swipe> Bb, I love you MC :P [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> "texting" [05:55] <Man.city1> ty :) [05:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> skyping arya isnt texting [05:56] <Assassin Swipe> I remember Arya :P [05:56] <Keplers> and last text from her was halfway through the movie saying she was going to bed and she hopes i liked the movie [05:56] <Brick425> Even though people need a change of pants just by looking at the cop who pulled them over because half the time they're a bunch of rowdy punk rockers with scary grins and M60s [05:56] <Keplers> ulrich i was literally using text [05:56] <AmazingPythor> wow mc [05:56] <Keplers> on a phone [05:56] <AmazingPythor> And you say I'm the cheater [05:56] <Assassin Swipe> AP I love you [05:56] <Assassin Swipe> :P [05:56] <Kingwja> Did that just happen [05:56] <Man.city1> Ape [05:56] <Impossibubbles> what [05:56] <AmazingPythor> You're quite promiscuous swipe [05:56] <AmazingPythor> mc [05:56] <Keplers> Brick, our speedsters have the same dillemma, except that an M1A2 pulls them over [05:56] <Man.city1> Ape [05:57] <Man.city1> whay did u say :@ [05:57] <Assassin Swipe> Only with the cute ones, AP ;3 [05:57] <AmazingPythor> c; [05:57] <Man.city1> ty swipe :) [05:57] <AmazingPythor> uh crap [05:57] <Assassin Swipe> And MC * [05:57] <Assassin Swipe> :P [05:57] <AmazingPythor> *hides under table* [05:57] <Impossibubbles> I don't have anyone to cheat on [05:57] <Impossibubbles> phooey [05:57] <Man.city1> you cow swipe [05:57] <Man.city1> *murders swipe* [05:57] <Man.city1> *searches for ape* [05:57] <Kingwja> @mc *what [05:57] <Brick425> &gt;speeders [05:57] <Brick425> &gt;pulled over by tank [05:57] <Brick425> k [05:58] <Man.city1> *knocks ape out* [05:58] <AmazingPythor> ouch [05:58] <AmazingPythor> Why do I deserve this [05:58] <Brick425> At least our tanks have lights and sirens on them, Kep. I mean, when we say "world police", we mean it [05:58] <Kingwja> Brlol [05:58] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> SCREW YOU YOU PIECE OF CRAP WIFI [05:58] <Kingwja> *lol [05:58] <Keplers> Our police tanks just have reflective balkenkreuze [05:58] <Kingwja> Sat are you ok [05:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> is your wifi still rekt by hurricane matthew [05:58] <Kingwja> :P [05:58] <Brick425> " If you wish for global peace, become the global police. " [05:58] <Brick425> -President Oliver Harper [05:58] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> yes and no [05:59] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I have to download this thing to run it [05:59] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> about once a week [05:59] <Assassin Swipe> I used to be a flirt in real life and then I realized that I hurt people a bunch so I stopped (derp4) [05:59] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol [05:59] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> and I had to do it twice within 4 minutes [05:59] <AmazingPythor> lel swipe [05:59] <Impossibubbles> I wish I could be flirtier irl [05:59] <Brick425> I used to be a flirt but then I realized these hoes ain't loyal [05:59] <Brick425> Bubbles, please don't [05:59] <Impossibubbles> but when cute guys talk to me I turn red and say stupid things [05:59] <Brick425> You scare people away as it is [06:00] <Impossibubbles> at least they don't think I'm dying [06:00] <Assassin Swipe> Bubba you'd be too powerful if you were :P [06:00] <Brick425> Aw, no wonder you say stupid things when I'm near you, Bubbles. :P [06:00] <Brick425> Thank you. :P [06:00] <Impossibubbles> But you're a toad [06:00] <Impossibubbles> and my son [06:00] <Assassin Swipe> What on earth [06:00] <Brick425> Toad is my favorite character from Mario Kart [06:00] <Brick425> git rekt [06:00] <Kingwja> oh snap [06:00] <Impossibubbles> I like toadette [06:00] <Brick425> n00b [06:00] <AmazingPythor> I'm going to predict [06:00] <Assassin Swipe> I wanna be the cool uncle who has a Wii in their basement when I'm older [06:01] <AmazingPythor> That bubbles only knows the wii version (pftch) [06:01] <Kingwja> lol swipe [06:01] <Brick425> Then need realism added to Mario Kart where the female characters are 100% harder to steer, and steer in the opposite direction [06:01] <Impossibubbles> Of what [06:01] <Nart L. Chipikal> i loved playing as toad in mario party [06:01] <Impossibubbles> mario kart? [06:01] <AmazingPythor> yes [06:01] <Brick425> AP, I have Mario Kart 64 and I still play it sometimes. Beat that, Bubbles [06:01] <Impossibubbles> I mean I've played other versions, but the wii version is the only one I have immediate access to [06:01] <Kingwja> dang, brick [06:01] <Kingwja> xD [06:01] <AmazingPythor> I have the 64 version too [06:01] <Assassin Swipe> I don't even have immediate access to it :P [06:01] <AmazingPythor> And 3ds and wii u [06:02] <Assassin Swipe> My wii is in my garage :P [06:02] <AmazingPythor> Need to try the original some time [06:02] <Kingwja> I only have the wii version [06:02] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I was born with a copy of Super Circuit in my hand [06:02] <Kingwja> but I've played 64 I think [06:02] <Assassin Swipe> I was born with you in my hands [06:02] <Kingwja> whaaaaaa [06:02] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was born [06:02] <Assassin Swipe> I was you [06:02] <Impossibubbles> I was your toe [06:02] <Brick425> Rainbow Road on the 64 is the best map [06:02] <Kingwja> I was just about to leave [06:02] <Brick425> (joke) [06:03] <Impossibubbles> I like rainbow road [06:03] <Brick425> ha, gayyyy [06:03] <Kingwja> lol [06:03] <Kingwja> rainbow road [06:03] <Kingwja> why [06:03] <Kingwja> gg [06:03] <Impossibubbles> I got to where I could literally do it with my eyes closed xD [06:03] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Rainbow road /is/ the best map [06:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was [06:03] <AmazingPythor> Rainbow road matches her chat.js [06:03] <Brick425> The best Mario Kart map is Toad's Factory, and I don't care what any of y'all say [06:03] <Kingwja> I hated that one [06:03] <Brick425> haha ap [06:03] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> It's fun to make people who are crap at mario kart play on Rainbow Road [06:03] <Kingwja> Yes, brick [06:03] <Impossibubbles> I like mushroom gorge a lot [06:03] <Kingwja> lol sat [06:04] <Brick425> Mushroom Gorge is freaking annoying [06:04] <Impossibubbles> Why? [06:04] <Brick425> I mean, I'm good at it (Naturally) [06:04] <Brick425> But it's just annoying :P [06:04] <Kingwja> The bowser castles are always fun [06:04] <Brick425> ^ [06:04] <Kingwja> coconut mall tho [06:04] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I was just about to say that, King [06:04] <Brick425> COCONUT MALL [06:04] <Brick425> I love that one :P [06:04] <Kingwja> same [06:04] <AmazingPythor> I always liked Toad's Turnpike [06:04] <Kingwja> xD [06:04] <Impossibubbles> Waluigi stadium is another I like [06:04] <AmazingPythor> On the 64 [06:04] <Brick425> Toad's Turnpike is good too [06:04] <Impossibubbles> oh I love coconut mall. That was my fave for a while [06:04] <Kingwja> Waluigi stadium was pretty good [06:04] <HyperFlash Studios> Toad's turnpike was brought back in MK8 [06:05] <Kingwja> mario circit [06:05] <Impossibubbles> I was just getting into the new mario kart wii u game [06:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> My favorite of all time was Ribbon Road on Super Circuit, but I don't think they ever used it again [06:05] <AmazingPythor> Oh yeah that's right hype [06:05] <Impossibubbles> but the kids broke it [06:05] <Impossibubbles> so [06:05] <AmazingPythor> MK8 was dank as hell [06:05] <Impossibubbles> crap [06:05] <AmazingPythor> Damn bubbles [06:05] <Impossibubbles> it was expensive as hell too [06:05] <AmazingPythor> That one's arguably the best imo [06:05] <Brick425> Was MK8 the one with the licensed Mercedes DLC? :P [06:05] <Brick425> Or was that MK7? :P [06:05] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> yes :P [06:05] <Kingwja> That was mk8 [06:05] <AmazingPythor> The DLC got ridiculous [06:06] <Brick425> Probably one of the stranger DLCs out there [06:06] <Brick425> But still cool :P [06:06] <Kingwja> Moo moo meadows was freaking annoying [06:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> lol kepler [06:06] <Brick425> Moo Moo Meadows can go kill itself [06:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> were you here when i was talking about my dad on the phone [06:06] <Impossibubbles> Once you play it enough, you recognize that patterns with the cows [06:06] <AmazingPythor> Isn't rainbow road in super circuit utter hell [06:06] <Impossibubbles> and it's not a problem [06:06] <Keplers> I leave for five minutes and they talk about cars [06:06] <Brick425> lolwut [06:06] <Impossibubbles> "cars" [06:06] <HyperFlash Studios> *karts [06:06] <Brick425> we're talking about mario kart [06:06] <Brick425> ty hype :P [06:06] <Brick425> I mentioned the Mercedes DLC for MK8 [06:06] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Moonview Highway was the one I hated [06:06] <AmazingPythor> Moo Moo Meadows as in the 64 version? [06:06] <Kingwja> Yeah I noticed that bubbles, but I never liked it xD [06:06] <Brick425> And no there was no Panzer included [06:07] <Brick425> Moonview Highway is good [06:07] <Impossibubbles> There are patterns in that one too, sat [06:07] <Brick425> You just suck at driving like a pro, Sat [06:07] <Keplers> &gt;Moonview Highway [06:07] <Keplers> &gt;good [06:07] <Keplers> stop it [06:07] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I've literally never lost a game of Mario Kart [06:07] <Impossibubbles> I've played all the courses so many times it's engraved in my brain [06:07] <Brick425> I must be the best driver here then [06:07] <AmazingPythor> Wait I'm thinking of Moo Moo Farm [06:07] <Kingwja> Moonview highway sucked [06:07] <Keplers> &gt;truck driver [06:07] <AmazingPythor> I was beginning to wonder how anyone could find that course annoying [06:07] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I'm good at Moonview, but it's a crappy course [06:07] <Keplers> &gt;surprised he is best driver here [06:07] <Kingwja> Same, sat [06:07] <Keplers> I'm trying to reach that rank where I have people who drive for me [06:08] <Brick425> Kep pls, staff cars stopped existing in 1950 [06:08] <Keplers> My dad had a driver in Nuremberg :p [06:08] <Kingwja> My dad is my driver [06:08] <Kingwja> beat that [06:08] <Keplers> lol [06:08] <Kingwja> oh wait [06:08] <Brick425> lol king [06:08] <Impossibubbles> I can drive [06:08] <Impossibubbles> but I choose not to [06:08] <Brick425> Pls don't Bubbles [06:08] <Brick425> You'll kill us all [06:08] <AmazingPythor> Didn't your permit expire or something [06:08] <Kingwja> Good choice bubbles [06:08] <Keplers> Bubbles that reminds me of Israel [06:08] <Assassin Swipe> I can drive too. I have a car. (derp3) [06:08] <Kingwja> I mean what [06:08] <Impossibubbles> I'm a good driver. I'm just nervous about other people [06:09] <Keplers> "I can nuke, but I choose not to" [06:09] <Assassin Swipe> Maria the Mazda :P [06:09] <Brick425> I'll have you all know I've put 10 miles on my car. That's 10 miles more than you chumps [06:09] <Impossibubbles> noob [06:09] <Kingwja> That is true, brick [06:09] <Keplers> "I have nukes. I'm just nervous about the political climate." [06:09] <AmazingPythor> Driving where I live is freaking stressful [06:09] <Kingwja> Kep xD [06:09] <Assassin Swipe> my car has 240,000 miles on it so get on my level scrub [06:09] <Kingwja> Ap [06:09] <Brick425> And it's got a supercharger and it's black so it's basically a British night fighter from WWII [06:09] <Kingwja> This is California [06:09] <Brick425> Swipe pls, 125. :P [06:09] <Brick425> What year is yours? :P [06:09] <Kingwja> California is stressful [06:09] <Kingwja> YES BRICK [06:09] <AmazingPythor> Massachusetts has the worst traffic and tons of hills [06:09] <Assassin Swipe> 2005 :P [06:10] <Brick425> 2004. Rekt [06:10] <Keplers> I'm pretty sure we put that many miles on our car in a year Brick [06:10] <Impossibubbles> lol so Coco saw Sampson [06:10] <Brick425> Kep, my mom's Suburban is an '06 and it has 56k. My dad's xB is also an '06 and it only has 37. :P [06:10] <Keplers> With our Xterra in 2002, we beat its lifetime mileage within a couple years [06:10] <Kingwja> Ap, everyone here flips you off when THEY're the ones that cut you off in the first place [06:11] <Impossibubbles> He was just thumping around the kitchen, and she didn't even try to go after him. She turned tail and ran xD [06:11] <AmazingPythor> Do you think it's any better in Boston :P [06:11] <AmazingPythor> srs bubbles [06:11] <Impossibubbles> yeah [06:11] <Keplers> (Oh and we're still using that car) [06:11] <AmazingPythor> How out of character [06:11] <Impossibubbles> I know [06:11] <Brick425> The biggest problem with drivers where I live is that people always ignore the red left turn arrows. They figure, "The guy in front of me went, so I'll go, too" [06:11] <Impossibubbles> but she's teeny [06:11] <Impossibubbles> and he's a mini lion [06:11] <Impossibubbles> so [06:11] <Brick425> So they end up blocking every car that has a green light [06:11] <Kingwja> AP in boston do they curse at you when you don't LET them cut you off [06:11] <Brick425> And then it'll get all backed up so they get stuck right in the middle of the intersection [06:11] <Keplers> The biggest problem with drivers where I live are the Yankee immigrants [06:11] <AmazingPythor> I still haven't seen a good picture with the mane [06:11] <Kingwja> Same here, brick [06:11] <Keplers> A few years back, everyone was a smart driver [06:12] <Impossibubbles> also omg, when he was walking around the kitchen, he tried to walk under a chair [06:12] <Keplers> People have been moving down here from Northern states and they drive like they're blind, drunk, and amputated [06:12] <AmazingPythor> And people swear at you in Boston on the road out of the blue at times so [06:12] <Impossibubbles> but it got stuck, so he was walking around dragging the chair xD [06:12] <AmazingPythor> Wait how the hell big is this cat :P [06:12] <Kingwja> Well same here, AP [06:12] <Kingwja> xD [06:12] <Brick425> "blind, drunk, and amputated" me after I leave the army [06:12] <Impossibubbles> The chairs are very light [06:12] <Keplers> LOL [06:12] <Brick425> I'll get some throttle controls on the steering wheel of my M35 [06:12] <AmazingPythor> Why are they that low off the ground tho :{P [06:12] <Kingwja> Lel, brick [06:12] <Keplers> Was that a medical amputation or shrapnel [06:13] <Impossibubbles> They aren't [06:13] <Impossibubbles> there are supports between the legs [06:13] <Kingwja> Shrapnel causing the amputaion, probably [06:13] <Impossibubbles> in like a cross [06:13] <Kingwja> (derp) [06:13] <Brick425> Shrapnel, but I just tied a rubber band around my excess pant leg [06:13] <Keplers> Shut up with your realistic middle ground King [06:13] <AmazingPythor> Oh right I see, I was confused for a sec (derp) [06:13] <Keplers> nobody likes it [06:13] <Keplers> :p [06:13] <Kingwja> I do tho [06:13] <Keplers> Lol [06:13] <Kingwja> so [06:13] <AmazingPythor> Tfw your cat may end up bigger than my dog [06:14] <Impossibubbles> he probably is [06:14] <Keplers> *stagger into the medic's tent missing one leg from the knee down* [06:14] <AmazingPythor> My dog's 15 pounds rn so he still has the advantage [06:14] <Keplers> "what the hell happened" [06:14] <Keplers> "as you can tell one pant leg is totally red. that's the one that needs fixing" [06:14] <Impossibubbles> he can put his front paws up on the windowsill and look out the window with his hind paws firmly planted on the ground [06:14] <Brick425> Another bad thing about drivers here is that they'll come to pretty much a complete stop when turning right onto a smaller street [06:14] <Kingwja> "What the hell do you think happened" [06:14] <AmazingPythor> my yawns are becoming increasingly violent [06:14] <Keplers> Drivers here brake for no apparent reason [06:14] <Brick425> Ugh, I hate brake checkers. :P [06:15] <Kingwja> Same [06:15] <AmazingPythor> damn bubbles [06:15] <Brick425> When I see a brake check, I'll do an accelerator check [06:15] <Keplers> "Oh a hill, better show off my brake lights" [06:15] <Kingwja> And you haven't had an accident yet? [06:15] <Brick425> It's a joke :P [06:15] <Kingwja> :P [06:15] <Slicer Vorzakh> I'm learning to drive and it's hell here in ca, rock [06:15] <Keplers> "Oh another driver 50 feet ahead, better brake to slow down" [06:15] <Slicer Vorzakh> brick [06:15] <AmazingPythor> rock [06:15] <Brick425> rock [06:15] <Kingwja> Brick is in CA too, slice [06:16] <Kingwja> All three of us sre [06:16] <Keplers> Brick is in a saner and yet less sane part of CA [06:16] <Brick425> You discovered my real identity. I am Dwayne Johnson [06:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> yes that's why I aid [06:16] <Impossibubbles> brick is in CA? [06:16] <Keplers> LOL [06:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> said [06:16] <Brick425> Thanks, Kep :P [06:16] <Impossibubbles> I'm so sorry, brick [06:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> doesn't brick live near a [06:16] <Brick425> Bubbles, I've said it a billion and one times. :P [06:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> la [06:16] <Brick425> Yeah @Slice [06:16] <AmazingPythor> Brick don't worry [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> what do snipers and artist have in common [06:16] <AmazingPythor> she even forgets /my/ state [06:16] <Slicer Vorzakh> how is that saner [06:16] <Keplers> they both paint pictures on walls in red? [06:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> attention to detail [06:16] <Impossibubbles> North Carolina, ap [06:16] <Brick425> Yeah, I'm moving to Texas after I get out of the army. Don't worry about me, guys [06:16] <Kingwja> Lol, bnr [06:16] <AmazingPythor> bubbles I will demote you for personal attacks [06:16] <Brick425> I don't get it, BNR [06:17] <Keplers> I'm moving to Texas after I convince that woman to leave Alaska [06:17] <Impossibubbles> Okay okay [06:17] <Kingwja> I'm moving to Idaho, soon [06:17] <Brick425> Oh wait, I'm just a stupid truck driver [06:17] <Keplers> never [06:17] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> North Carolina is great though [06:17] <Impossibubbles> Louisiana [06:17] <Brick425> It is, Sat :P [06:17] <AmazingPythor> just being a snob sat :P [06:17] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Not as good as Best Carolina, but... :P [06:17] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw none of you want to live in deutsches reich [06:17] <AmazingPythor> bubbles stop [06:17] <Keplers> I'd live in Germany but ever since 1933 they've been socialist [06:17] <Impossibubbles> I'm moving to Germany eventually [06:17] <AmazingPythor> New Orleans is a cool city tho [06:17] <Kingwja> Massachusetts, bubbles [06:17] <Brick425> Kep pls :P [06:17] <Keplers> kekages [06:17] <Impossibubbles> king, I know [06:17] <Brick425> BNR, because of my lack of a wife and kids I'll have a house in Germany [06:18] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Yes, especially after East Germany incorporated West Germany [06:18] <AmazingPythor> Do you though bubbles [06:18] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> wait [06:18] <AmazingPythor> do you [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;new orleans [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;cool [06:18] <Brick425> And I'll get my car shipped there once a year to drive on the unlimited speed limit parts of the autobahn [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> its a bunch of french and black people [06:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> who the hell wants to be there [06:18] <Keplers> Because of my four-star rank I'll have a house wherever the bloody hell I please [06:18] <Kingwja> well she does now, AP [06:18] <Brick425> Nothing worse than that, BNR. [06:18] <Impossibubbles> Yes, but only because Boston [06:18] <Kingwja> :P [06:18] <Brick425> &gt;FOUR STAR RANK [06:18] <Brick425> GOOD [06:18] <Brick425> 1 [06:18] <AmazingPythor> She's probably forgotten already [06:18] <AmazingPythor> tbh [06:18] <Impossibubbles> that's literally the only reason I remember [06:18] <Keplers> ikr brick [06:18] <Impossibubbles> oh wait [06:18] <Impossibubbles> no [06:18] <Keplers> i'll honestly be lucky to reach major [06:18] <Keplers> i think i'd be out by them [06:18] <Keplers> *then [06:19] <Brick425> I'll have a three chevron and one line rank (y) [06:19] <AmazingPythor> So you just forget my ceaseless snobbery [06:19] <Impossibubbles> Biggest drug lord in Massachusetts is how I remember [06:19] <AmazingPythor> lol [06:19] <AmazingPythor> Tbf I sometimes forget you're state too, but everything past the ohio river is a blur [06:19] <AmazingPythor> *your [06:19] <AmazingPythor> kill me [06:19] <Keplers> I remember Brick/King/Slice are in CA because I escaped it and I pity them [06:19] <Brick425> YOU'RE [06:19] <Brick425> AP pls [06:19] <Impossibubbles> all those hard core Massachusetts drug lords [06:19] <Kingwja> Thank you, Keps [06:19] <Impossibubbles> ap you're on my level [06:19] <Impossibubbles> congrats [06:19] <Kingwja> I pity myself too [06:19] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles [06:19] <Brick425> Yeah, I appreciate it, Kep. :P [06:19] <Assassin Swipe> I'm a drug dealer actually. [06:19] <Keplers> :p [06:19] <AmazingPythor> I am nothing of the sort [06:20] <Impossibubbles> you are [06:20] <Assassin Swipe> Cause I'm a barista [06:20] <Assassin Swipe> (derp4) [06:20] <Assassin Swipe> And sell coffee :P [06:20] <AmazingPythor> Why are you so mean to me [06:20] <Keplers> Weed is a plant, not a drug [06:20] <AmazingPythor> That is an insult [06:20] <Brick425> Kep, shut up. :P [06:20] <Keplers> Therefore I am not a drug dealer, I am a florist [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> gay [06:20] <Brick425> ^ [06:20] <Impossibubbles> would you lace my coffee with morphine, swipe [06:20] <Keplers> kek [06:20] <Keplers> &gt;morphine was is this guadalcanal [06:20] <Kingwja> He probably would, bubbles [06:20] <Brick425> Wouldn't coffee with morphine just cancel the other thing out? [06:20] <Kingwja> (derp) [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;morphine [06:20] <BraveNewRoyalty> *goring intensifies* [06:21] <Keplers> is that goring with impalement or göring with an umlaut [06:21] <Keplers> both apply to morphine :p [06:21] <Kingwja> Morphine is probably stronger than caffeine, brick :P [06:21] <Brick425> True. :P [06:21] <Brick425> But it could be a lot of coffee with a tiny bit of morphine. :P [06:21] <Kingwja> True. :P [06:21] <Brick425> Which is how I assume Bubbles would take it [06:22] <Keplers> i have slowly built a resistance to iocaine morphine [06:22] <Impossibubbles> No, I just want coffee flavored morphine, pls [06:22] <Kingwja> Or it could be a little bit of coffee with a lot of morphine [06:22] <Brick425> You inject morphine [06:22] <Keplers> &gt;coffee flavored morphine [06:22] <Brick425> You don't taste it. :P [06:22] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles is way too white for that [06:22] <Brick425> Good point AP [06:22] <Kingwja> lol [06:22] <Impossibubbles> I'll INJECT THE COFFEE [06:22] <Keplers> Bubbles is flat out too hipster to inject drugs [06:22] <Brick425> Just use a coffee patch [06:22] <Brick425> Like in Meet the Robinsons [06:22] <Keplers> She has to take them with her coffee [06:22] <Impossibubbles> I'm hard core with my caffeine intake [06:22] <Brick425> yk [06:22] <Impossibubbles> is that a thing? [06:22] <Brick425> IDK :P [06:22] <Brick425> It was in that movie. :P [06:22] <Assassin Swipe> Pumpkin spice for the win [06:22] <Assassin Swipe> :P [06:22] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles put the damn starbucks down [06:22] <Brick425> whitegirl ^ [06:23] <Impossibubbles> the robinson movie? [06:23] <Kingwja> I loved that movie [06:23] <Brick425> not u ap [06:23] <Brick425> swipe [06:23] <AmazingPythor> oop [06:23] <Keplers> tbh since nicotine patches are a thing i wouldn't be SURPRISED if caffeine was :p [06:23] <Kingwja> True, Kep :P [06:23] <Assassin Swipe> Caffeine pills are a thing [06:23] <Assassin Swipe> And caffeine patches are a thing [06:23] <Assassin Swipe> :P [06:23] <Kingwja> Swipe you shouldn't go near one [06:23] <Impossibubbles> I'll be like sherlock and wear nicotine patches on both arms up to my elbows [06:23] <Assassin Swipe> Wait why :P [06:23] <Kingwja> just saying [06:24] <Keplers> bubbles have you heard of overdosing [06:24] <Kingwja> ^ [06:24] <Impossibubbles> Sounds fun [06:24] <Brick425> edgy [06:24] <Impossibubbles> 'put me out of my misery [06:24] <Impossibubbles> ahahah [06:24] <Kingwja> of course [06:24] <AmazingPythor> If I commit suicide I'll just eat a ton of apple seeds so I'll eventually get enough cyanide [06:24] <Brick425> You sound a lot like BNR right now. :P [06:24] <Kingwja> that would take a while, ap [06:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> i want to die guys [06:24] <Brick425> AP... That's the stupidest thing I've ever read. :P [06:24] <Keplers> AP that is the most ineffficient death eve [06:24] <Impossibubbles> that's pretty inconvenient ap [06:24] <Keplers> Also how diluted is that cyanide gonna be :p [06:24] <Brick425> eve [06:24] <Brick425> eva [06:24] <Brick425> eva braun [06:24] <Brick425> cyanide [06:25] <Assassin Swipe> Can't really overdose on caffeine :P [06:25] <AmazingPythor> Yeah but it'll be a hell of a way to die [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> GORY GORY [06:25] <AmazingPythor> idk how much I'd have to eat [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> GORY GORY [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE [06:25] <Keplers> oh god he aint gonna jump no more [06:25] <Brick425> Nobody knows that song [06:25] <AmazingPythor> Apparently around 200 [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> GORY GORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> HE [06:25] <Kingwja> Brick [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> AINT [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> GONNA [06:25] <Kingwja> I do [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> JUMP [06:25] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I do (derp4) [06:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> NO MORE [06:25] <Brick425> wth :P [06:25] <Kingwja> because he made me watch it xD [06:25] <Brick425> Oh. :P [06:25] <Keplers> tfw "nobody knows this song" every conservative in the damned room knows it [06:25] <AmazingPythor> Okay I apologize for reminding him of that [06:25] <Brick425> Except me [06:25] <Kingwja> ^ [06:26] <Impossibubbles> I don't [06:26] <Brick425> You're not a conservative [06:26] <Brick425> You're a woman [06:26] <Keplers> Yo-- [06:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18 [06:26] <BraveNewRoyalty> get yourselves educated [06:26] <Keplers> &gt;VW [06:26] <Keplers> &gt;Volkswagen [06:26] <Kingwja> No thank you brave [06:26] <Assassin Swipe> Don't feel like it [06:26] <Impossibubbles> I'm libertarian. It's good enough [06:26] <Keplers> &gt;Nazi Party [06:26] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> better song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwS6OkgUXKE [06:26] <Kingwja> my head is already mush rn [06:26] <Assassin Swipe> Again, don't feel like it :P [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI [06:27] <AmazingPythor> I think I know it only because bnr was talking about it once [06:27] <Keplers> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ [06:27] <Keplers> best song [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> WE FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES IN THE AIR OR LAND AND SEA [06:27] <Kingwja> per ap [06:27] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> good song as well, Kep [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> KEPLER [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> sabaton is crap [06:27] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> although my eardrums broke, it's ok [06:27] <Brick425> oh god [06:27] <Keplers> Go to hell [06:27] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I accept this [06:27] <Brick425> you just awoke the beast, bnr [06:27] <Keplers> You're only mad they made one Navy song [06:27] <Kingwja> git rekt [06:27] <Brick425> ROASTED [06:27] <Keplers> Panzers are better than U-Boats okay [06:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont like power metal in general :P [06:28] <Brick425> Airships &gt; Panzers &gt; U-Boats [06:28] <Brick425> I know airships are from WWI but still :P [06:28] <Keplers> Airships have the best aesthetic in the whole century of warfare [06:28] <Impossibubbles> I think we should just all grow our hair out and sing whiney songs instead of fight and talk about war [06:28] <Impossibubbles> who [06:28] <Brick425> Besides the M16A3 @Kep [06:28] <Kingwja> might as well mention triplanes [06:28] <Impossibubbles> is with me (derp4) [06:28] <Keplers> &gt;turn emo [06:28] <Keplers> &gt;fight for freedom [06:28] <Assassin Swipe> I am Bubba :3 [06:28] <Keplers> I'll take my Polish light cavalry [06:28] <Brick425> War's good for business, Bubbles [06:28] <Kingwja> ^ [06:28] <Impossibubbles> Flower generation, take two, swipe [06:29] <Assassin Swipe> Brick I hate that you're right :P [06:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;war's good for business [06:29] <Impossibubbles> let's do it [06:29] <Kingwja> and business is good [06:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> War is profitable, peace is profitable [06:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> see: britain 1945 [06:29] <AmazingPythor> *Puts on John Lennon shades* [06:29] <Assassin Swipe> *Epic highfive* :P [06:29] <Brick425> woo! swipe says I'm right! :P [06:29] <Keplers> Let's be reasonable here [06:29] <BraveNewRoyalty> can we all agree the uscg has the worse song ever [06:29] <Assassin Swipe> Brick this doesn't mean I agree with you on anything else :P [06:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> yes [06:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> it sucks [06:29] <Keplers> The first thing to do is knock Inceptia off the map [06:29] <Impossibubbles> Now we can all do drugs and listen to music! (cute) [06:29] <Kingwja> *is ignored for saying the same thing as swipe* [06:29] <Brick425> Shut up, Swipe. :P [06:29] <Assassin Swipe> I'm down (derp3) [06:29] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles [06:29] <Brick425> Bubbles, your kind is the reason why we lost Vietnam [06:29] <Brick425> Go to hell [06:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Try getting through our navy [06:29] <Impossibubbles> heheheh xD [06:29] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> bring it [06:30] <AmazingPythor> I /know/ you're not making fun of the 60s [06:30] <Kingwja> Hah [06:30] <Keplers> No Bubbles actually that's not funny :p [06:30] <Impossibubbles> idc (as) [06:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> guys [06:30] <BraveNewRoyalty> the usaf was made 69 years ago (link) [06:30] <Assassin Swipe> Humor is in the eye of the beholder [06:30] <Assassin Swipe> So is beauty [06:30] <Keplers> tbh we didn't lose vietnam [06:30] <Assassin Swipe> and love and junk :P [06:30] <Brick425> BNR, only a chair force n00b would think that's cool :P [06:30] <AmazingPythor> You're really deep swipe [06:30] <Keplers> we concluded it peacefully and the dirtbags sacked it the day we left [06:30] <Keplers> there's a difference [06:31] <Assassin Swipe> Thanks AP. What do you say we kick back and relax in a hot tub? [06:31] <Brick425> Uh no, Kep. It was Custer's Last Stand II at the American embassy. :P [06:31] <AmazingPythor> hell yeah [06:31] <Impossibubbles> this sounds sexual [06:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw the navy has conquered every challenge except for one [06:31] <Keplers> Like I said, the day we left [06:31] <Kingwja> (wo) [06:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> which was the 1812 blockade [06:31] <Keplers> I never said why we left [06:31] <AmazingPythor> It probably is bubbles [06:31] <AmazingPythor> idk anymore [06:31] <Assassin Swipe> It's not sexual. It's just hot. ;3 [06:31] <Assassin Swipe> tub [06:31] <Impossibubbles> ofc [06:31] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> &gt;conquered every challenge [06:31] <AmazingPythor> Yeah [06:31] <Assassin Swipe> I honestly don't even know what I'm doing anymore :P [06:32] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> What is Pearl Harbor? [06:32] <AmazingPythor> Stop being a pervert [06:32] <Kingwja> How did we get from the sixties to a hot tub [06:32] <Keplers> tfw the navy's last challenge is finally looking good in front of the army [06:32] <AmazingPythor> @bubbles [06:32] <Kingwja> actually, very easily [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats not a challenge sat [06:32] <TheShadowAssassin> no idea what I walked into buy I think I'ma go back to flying.... [06:32] <Assassin Swipe> Yeah, we're just bros [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> that was a "battle" [06:32] <Impossibubbles> hot tub time machine [06:32] <TheShadowAssassin> *but [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> aka a planned attack on usn [06:32] <Assassin Swipe> Wanting to be shirtless in sub-boiling hot water. [06:32] <AmazingPythor> no bubbles [06:32] <Kingwja> Bubbles plz no xD [06:32] <Impossibubbles> I watched those [06:32] <Keplers> fdr set it up [06:32] <Keplers> 99% [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> besides the aircraft carriers were gone anyways [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> gg [06:32] <AmazingPythor> You watched the sequel too [06:32] <AmazingPythor> why [06:32] <Impossibubbles> because my dad &gt;.&gt; [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> tfw the army in vietnam [06:32] <Kingwja> Ew [06:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;lol [06:32] <Keplers> still amused the navy and army fought over possession of carriers [06:33] <AmazingPythor> Your family needs cultural enlightenment bubbles [06:33] <Keplers> So the army made a show of power and requested command of the marines [06:33] <Kingwja> why would the army even think about owning carriers [06:33] <BraveNewRoyalty> "no" [06:33] <Impossibubbles> My family has both good and bad taste [06:33] <Keplers> US Army Air Force [06:33] <Impossibubbles> my dad likes a lot of dumb movies [06:33] <Kingwja> oh ok [06:33] <Kingwja> but still [06:33] <AmazingPythor> Just be glad you have me around to save you from your own terrible tastes [06:33] <Impossibubbles> like [06:33] <Keplers> Since the planes on the carriers belonged to Army, they wanted the carriers themselves [06:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> KEP [06:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I am ashamed of you [06:33] <Impossibubbles> he made me watch legally blond [06:33] <Impossibubbles> and white girls [06:33] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> US Army Air CORPS [06:33] <AmazingPythor> .... [06:33] <Keplers> Navy wanted the carriers because they were... boats [06:33] <Kingwja> carriers are more of a marine thing though [06:33] <Kingwja> I mean [06:33] <AmazingPythor> /why/ [06:34] <Keplers> USAAF Sat [06:34] <Kingwja> they're ships [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> sat its usaaf [06:34] <Impossibubbles> I don't think he even really likes those movies [06:34] <Impossibubbles> he just remembers them [06:34] <Assassin Swipe> Mean Girls and Clueless are the way to go if you want that sort of movie :P [06:34] <Impossibubbles> and they're free [06:34] <Keplers> That's why the Army requested control of the Marine Corps [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Forces [06:34] <Kingwja> Yeah [06:34] <Keplers> Because Marines are ground troops, not sailors [06:34] <Impossibubbles> so he makes me watch them with him xD [06:34] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Corps [06:34] <AmazingPythor> I feel like that constitutes as abuse somehow [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> "The United States Army Air Corps (USAAC) was the military aviation arm of the United States of America between 1926 and 1941" [06:34] <BraveNewRoyalty> not even a real force [06:34] <Keplers> USAC e-- what he said [06:35] <Keplers> Ended in '41 [06:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> "the great depression air force" [06:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> kek [06:35] <Kingwja> Lol [06:35] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Oh, I thought that this happened prior :P [06:35] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> nevermind :P [06:35] <Impossibubbles> "Yes, hello, cps? I'm being held against my will and forced to watch white girls. Send help" [06:35] <Assassin Swipe> Goodnight all. :P [06:35] <Brick425> o/ [06:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> speaking of law enforcement [06:35] <Impossibubbles> o/ [06:35] <Keplers> "Yes, hello, cos? I'm being held against my will by a lusty white girl" [06:35] <Kingwja> That is torture, bubbles [06:35] <AmazingPythor> That should take first priority for them tbh [06:35] <AmazingPythor> cya swipe [06:35] <Kingwja> cya swipe o/ [06:35] <Keplers> *cps [06:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> has anyone here ever had to have to call the police [06:35] <Brick425> CPS agent: What's the problem? [06:35] <BraveNewRoyalty> for legit reasons [06:36] <Brick425> @Kep [06:36] <Impossibubbles> yes [06:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I have [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> man [06:36] <Keplers> My mom called the police once because a kid punched her [06:36] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I caused a car accident (derp4) [06:36] <Assassin Swipe> AP. *two finger salute* You're cool as always bb. [06:36] <AmazingPythor> thx bae [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> the first and only time i did it [06:36] <Impossibubbles> when our neighbor was beating his wife (derp) [06:36] <Keplers> After she told the kid to stop bullying her kids [06:36] <AmazingPythor> *salutes in return* [06:36] <Brick425> *one finger salute* bye swipe [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> i was really shaky [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> and the operator couldnt hear me [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> and had to call me sweetie [06:36] <AmazingPythor> oh fun bubbles [06:36] <BraveNewRoyalty> (y) [06:36] <Impossibubbles> We could see him through the window going after he with a lamp, and at that point my mom was like we have to call [06:37] <Kingwja> Brave what was the situation [06:37] <Keplers> The one time we seriously needed to call the police, the town's entire police force had been sent to our location to catch us for speeding [06:37] <Kingwja> :P [06:37] <Impossibubbles> they don't live there anymore (derp) [06:37] <Keplers> And treating us like we were packing bombs [06:37] <AmazingPythor> Wait [06:37] <BraveNewRoyalty> there was a crime in my house [06:37] <AmazingPythor> Were those the chaps who moved [06:37] <Impossibubbles> These were the drug dealer ones [06:37] <Impossibubbles> and this was a few years ago [06:37] <AmazingPythor> Like [06:37] <Brick425> To be fair Kep, 70 years ago you would have been put into a camp, so you should consider yourself lucky [06:37] <Keplers> We took it to court, which was the most rigged traffic case I've ever seen [06:37] <Impossibubbles> it was weird because [06:37] <AmazingPythor> The ones whose porn magazines always got sent to you [06:37] <Impossibubbles> no [06:37] <AmazingPythor> or something [06:37] <Impossibubbles> that was a different neighbor [06:37] <AmazingPythor> Oh different weird neighbors [06:37] <Brick425> I never got porn magazines sent to me [06:37] <Brick425> :'c [06:37] <Impossibubbles> and these people [06:37] <Keplers> 70 years ago I'd be serving either Axis or Ally :p [06:37] <AmazingPythor> What the hell is up with the midwest [06:37] <Impossibubbles> lived in a crappy crappy little house [06:38] <Impossibubbles> but had a super nice [06:38] <Kingwja> What kind of crime, bnr :P [06:38] <Keplers> I frankly wouldn't care which :p [06:38] <Impossibubbles> *super nice car [06:38] <Brick425> The only time we've had to call the cops is when one time when I was about 3 or 4 and our house got egged by the evil kids behind us. :P [06:38] <Impossibubbles> like that's weird xD [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> my father was committing Domestic Violence on my family [06:38] <BraveNewRoyalty> @king [06:38] <AmazingPythor> how quaint [06:38] <Kingwja> o [06:38] <Impossibubbles> turns out they were selling crack ;3 [06:38] <Impossibubbles> the police were at the house and my dad was like [06:38] <Impossibubbles> "QUICK! TURN ON THE POLICE SCANNER!" [06:38] <AmazingPythor> Almost as edgy as the white kids in my town bubbles [06:38] <Impossibubbles> so we listened in xDDD [06:39] <Kingwja> My dad listens to the police scanner [06:39] <Keplers> When I'm out of town by myself, I always think about how I'm gonna stab shady people first (I carry a knife in my trench coat), and call 911 later [06:39] <Kingwja> oh guys [06:39] <Keplers> To inevitably tell the operator I've just been shot [06:39] <Brick425> kep (wo) [06:39] <Kingwja> when My house got robbed once [06:39] <Kingwja> they took the computer [06:39] <Impossibubbles> cool stort [06:39] <Impossibubbles> story [06:39] <Brick425> when im out of town by mself i always think about how i'll roundhouse kick some shady people and call 911 never [06:39] <Kingwja> and [06:40] <AmazingPythor> I'm edgier than the whole lot of you combined [06:40] <Kingwja> when it came back online [06:40] <Keplers> Quite seriously, my plen hinges entirely on scaring bad guys off with the presence of the knife [06:40] <AmazingPythor> Once I accidentally witnessed a weed transaction [06:40] <AmazingPythor> (spy o) [06:40] <Kingwja> my dad had the ip adress showing on his phone [06:40] <Keplers> I can't use the knife like my saber, and if they have a gun I'm dead :p [06:40] <Brick425> On Halloween I actually did carry my replica P38 in my jacket. :{P [06:40] <Kingwja> and the police wouldn't do anything to retrieve it [06:40] <Keplers> *plan [06:40] <EveryOpenEye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Ki6Gx2Pgk oh my god [06:40] <Impossibubbles> you should have hired a private investigator [06:40] <Brick425> Luckily I didn't have to "use" it. :P [06:41] <Keplers> if you used a replica p38 to stop somebody [06:41] <Kingwja> We knew someone from the border patrol who got it, bubbles [06:41] <Kingwja> so close enough :ap [06:41] <Keplers> they need to be put away for their own safety [06:41] <Impossibubbles> oooh, that's good [06:41] <Kingwja> * :P [06:41] <Impossibubbles> I should play gta [06:41] <AmazingPythor> King your typoing that emote pings me [06:41] <Brick425> bubbles pls [06:41] <AmazingPythor> yes bubbles [06:41] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Lel, fort [06:41] <EveryOpenEye> gta (Y) [06:41] <Brick425> you'd die instantly because it involves driving [06:41] <Impossibubbles> I feel like I could get into it xD [06:41] <Kingwja> I'm sorry, AP (derp) [06:41] <Brick425> Play GTA IV. It's the best one in the series. :P [06:42] <EveryOpenEye> &gt;see you soon [06:42] <EveryOpenEye> &gt;suicide [06:42] <EveryOpenEye> &gt;is this a threat [06:42] <Keplers> Bubbles: *touches station wagon* [06:42] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> .. :P [06:42] <Brick425> Best story, best driving, best characters.... etc. :P [06:42] <AmazingPythor> I've only played V admittedly [06:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> &gt;the best one [06:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> what is: san andreas [06:42] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> I have GTA III [06:42] <Keplers> *explodes* [06:42] <Kingwja> Lol kep [06:42] <Brick425> Do station wagons even exist after GTA Vice City?:P [06:42] <Brick425> * :P [06:42] <Impossibubbles> I don't get it keps [06:42] <Keplers> not after bubbles blew it up, brick [06:42] <Brick425> Ah [06:42] <Kingwja> xD [06:43] <Keplers> her act of touching the car literally wiped it from the source code [06:43] <Keplers> not even the developers' original version of the game has it [06:43] <AmazingPythor> "I can drive I just don't want to" [06:43] <Kingwja> Well I need my beauty sleep [06:43] <Kingwja> even though it doesn't help [06:43] <Kingwja> but [06:43] <Kingwja> I like it [06:43] <Kingwja> so [06:43] <Keplers> "Beauty sleep"mrefers to all sleep gained before 12:00 AM [06:43] <Kingwja> goodnight everyone [06:43] <Keplers> You have like 17 minutes :p [06:43] <AmazingPythor> cya king [06:43] <EveryOpenEye> http://i.imgur.com/aKkhBk9.mp4 me irl [06:44] <Brick425> Best fictional car ever = GTA IV 1970 Declasse Sabre Turbo [06:44] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> Oh, right, daylight savings time [06:44] <Kingwja> Fine, I'll wait 16 minutes, keps [06:44] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> TIME TO TURN BACK CLOCKS [06:44] <Impossibubbles> so you know those green starbucks cups? [06:44] <Kingwja> (derp) [06:44] <Keplers> lol [06:44] <Brick425> Oh God, Bubbles... :P [06:44] <Impossibubbles> I had no idea that was a picture [06:44] <AmazingPythor> Bubbles [06:44] <Keplers> .......wow [06:44] <Impossibubbles> I thought they were just squiggly lines [06:44] <AmazingPythor> are you supporting [06:44] <Keplers> bubbles [06:44] <Keplers> i [06:44] <Keplers> wow [06:44] <Impossibubbles> I even held one [06:44] <AmazingPythor> the war on christmas [06:44] <Brick425> bubbles, you are blind [06:44] <Impossibubbles> I just thought they looked pretty xD [06:44] <Keplers> tfw war on christmas and thanksgiving isn't even a concept yet [06:45] <Brick425> WAR ON CHRISTMAS [06:45] <Brick425> Belligerents: [06:45] <Brick425> Christians vs. everyone else [06:45] <Brick425> Duration: 33-present [06:45] <Keplers> LOL [06:45] <Brick425> First war for the Jews and Muslims to be on the same side [06:45] <Brick425> Fun fact [06:45] <AmazingPythor> I haven't actually seen the new starbucks cup [06:45] <Dr. Satl, M.D.> lel [06:45] <Keplers> technically it begins in 0 [06:45] <TheShadowAssassin> it's all green Pythor [06:45] <Impossibubbles> I just saw it on Tuesday [06:45] <TheShadowAssassin> with a white circle [06:46] <Kingwja> Same here, ap [06:46] <Keplers> with king herod seeking to wipe out the celebrators of the first christmas [06:46] <Impossibubbles> I like it when they change up the cups [06:46] <AmazingPythor> ....... [06:46] <Impossibubbles> also [06:46] <AmazingPythor> wait [06:46] <Brick425> Nobody be messing with Jesus when he was still alive, Kep [06:46] <AmazingPythor> bubbles [06:46] <TheShadowAssassin> and a bunch of people drawn on it [06:46] <TheShadowAssassin> with a single line [06:46] <Impossibubbles> what's the issue with the red cups [06:46] <AmazingPythor> Did you mean the LOGO?! :P [06:46] <Impossibubbles> I don't [06:46] <Impossibubbles> get it [06:46] <TheShadowAssassin> signifying unity! [06:46] <TheShadowAssassin> togetherness! [06:46] <Impossibubbles> what AP [06:46] <Keplers> Actually like I said Herod tried to have him killed at 2 :{p [06:46] <Impossibubbles> no [06:46] <TheShadowAssassin> humanity! [06:46] <AmazingPythor> Oh phew :P