User blog:Brickmaster7946/A Tale of Paths

Welcome,. This is the LEGO Message Boards Wiki. It is a place to discuss all things LEGO Message Boards.

Where do you go first?
A. Chat (go to Choice 1)

B. Random page (go to Choice 2)

Choice 1
You go the chat. You find an aggressive argument taking place and leave immediately. You click random page. (go to Choice 2)

Choice 2
You find yourself on a page titled "". It's YOUR page! They know about you? Slightly scared, you turn to one of the buttons at the top of the screen.

A. Wiki Activity (go to Choice 3)

B. Forum (go to Choice 6)

Choice 3
You see a list of different activities, including recent edits, blogs posts and talk page edits.

A. Look at a blog post (go to Choice 4)

B. Look at a talk page (go to Choice 5)

Choice 4
You find it titled, "A Tale of Paths". You are instantly killed because paradoxes. (go to Choice 6)

Choice 5
You see a message. It reads, "BRANDON RHEA ONLY- I agree to your terms. We will hand over the wiki."

You respond to this message, saying, "What are you talking about?"

Suddenly your computer explodes. (go to Choice 6)

Choice 6
You find a list of forums, and choose "Fun and Games". Inside is quite the collection of topics, including "Assassin Brotherhood HQ" and "Kitteh Military Base HQ".

A. Assassin Brotherhood HQ (go to Choice 7)

B. Kitteh Military Base HQ (go to Choice 8)

Choice 7
You find a large topic with many Assassin's Creed references. Your head explodes from the awesomeness of it all. (go to Choice 9)

Choice 8
You find a large topic with many Kittehs. You die of the Kittehness. (go to Choice 9)

Choice 9
Your soul reforms and you decide to go back to chat. It's settled down and immediately some users, one being "Alemas2005," screams, "DUPE!"

A. "What are you talking about?" (go to Choice 10)

B. *smash your keyboard with your hands* (go to Choice 13)

Choice 10
You are met with a variety of responses, from, "Sorry, these guys are overreacting," to, "YOU'RE A DUPE, BANHAMMAH"

You are kicked by 52138714269 people simultaneously.

A. Rejoin chat (go to Choice 11)

B. Punch your computer screen (go to Choice 12)

Choice 11
You are met by a barrage of apologies, and immediately get ranked up to "SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE WIKI". You begin to ban everyone, starting with a random user, probably a newbie, named "Drew1200". You die because a hero named Brickmaster7946 manages to bring you down.

Choice 12
Your screen explodes. You die from electrocution. (go to Choice 15)

Choice 13
You magically manage to type out at random, "HAHAHAHA, YES, I AM NORVIK, I WILL ENSLAVE YOUR WIKI AND TAKE IT OVER!!! HAHAHAHA!"

You are instantly banned into the 22nd century. (go to choice 14)

Choice 14
Your computer is dead and/or you're in the next century. Nice work, . Well, I guess I can end the blog now. BAI!

- Brickmaster (talk)