User blog comment:AtomicScientist/Hi. I'm new here./@comment-4910132-20140212055019

No, you cannot join. You must be over the age of 18 years old, which I believe you aren't. You must improve grammar and paragraph/blog writing, you must put spaces between your "dot dot dot"s, you must never say childish words such as idiot, and you must write a twenty-page essay on your whole online background, complete with a list of why you want to join and what qualifications you have that would contribute to the betterment of the community.

You may not join.

Just kidding. Hi.