User blog:Paulinekovaleva/The Crazy Tale of LMBW Chapter 1

So, this is my attempt at a LMBW story. The name isn't very good, but it's the best thing that came into my mind. Hope you won't hate it.

"I'm late," said the person, opening the door. He was surprised to see no one inside. Von came in, put his heavy sword on the couch and started shaking the snow off his brown boots, when the window burst open, letting in a gust of cold winter air, and someone - whom Vonness immediately recognised as Batman - jumped inside. "Hey wait!" said Von when the unexpected guest suddenly did a backflip out the window. The chat's door creaked, and Goggles came in. "Gog, did you see that?" asked Von. Goggles replied, "See what? I didn't see Batman!" and, realizing that he made a mistake, started reading a book. "Why is no one here?" wondered Von. Suddenly, the TV turned on. He cast a look at it, and saw a familiar black-and-white cat on the screen - it was Madkat! "Look!" said he to Goggles. "Mad is on the TV!" "What?" exclaimed Goggs, surprised, and turned his head to the purple television. "Listen up, I am trapped in some sort of submarine!" said the admin.



"What are you watching?" asked Pauline, who silently came up behind them. Von only pointed at Kat's image. "It's not a submarine, it's a train, I'm sure." added another voice. "That's Ale!" quietly gasped the wolf. Alemas pushed Mad away and said, "Get us out of here! If anyone is actually watching this, anyway..." said he. Madkat hissed at Alemas and said, "Alpha and Chip are here too, and we might have a clue to-" and then, the TV powered down. Von turned it on again, but the only thing on the screen was a new episode of Doctor Who. "Where is everyone? We can't rescue them by ourselves," nervously said Pauline, and just then Nehpets and Sky came in. "Stop it!" exclaimed Sky. InvisibleHunter turned visible and stopped punching him. "So what's up?" asked he. Von replied, "Twisty, Chip, Mad and Ale have been kidnapped!" Neh came up to Goggles and whispered, "Does this have something to do with you?" His friend replied, "No, I don't know of anyone who could have done this." "We need a plan." said Sky, who was secretly thinking about betraying the LMBWikians and joining whoever kidnapped the admins. "Who needs a plan when we can just attack and destroy everything!" disagreed Neh. "But to do that, we would need to know where they're being held." added Pauline. "Maybe we should just leave them there and make me an admin?" joked Hunter, fiddling with his bow. "They're not answering their phones either", said Von, disappointed. "What are we going to do?!" panicked the wolf.



"We might have a clue to where we are!" exclaimed Mad, but his phone powered down as he did. "What?!" angrily said he, but the phone wouldn't come to life, no matter how many times he tried. He threw it against the metal wall. "Woah, calm down!" said Alpha, thinking whether Mad would kill him or not if he pet him. Seeing him hiss angrily at Alemas for no reason, Twisted decided not to risk it. Ale was surprisingly calm. "Traiiiiins." said Chipika, who was obviously terrified. TA looked aroud: they were in a room made from a yellow-brownish metal. There were a few boxes of different sizes lying around, and a piece of paper. He picked it up: there was something written on it, but in a language he did not know. Alpha put it in his pocket, which was bigger on the inside, and proceeded to look at the boxes. They were wooden and cube-like, as most boxes are. He tried to break the smallest one, but couldn't. Seeing him struggle, Chip came up, and with a quick hit with her hand, shattered it into pieces. Twisted was quite surprised by this. Inside the box was a metal can. Alpha opened it, this time by himself, and saw that inside was some sort of brown substance. Mad sniffed it and said, "What even is that?" "I don't know, but it seems useless." replied Alemas. Kat sat down in a corner, thinking of a way to get out. It was 2 hours since he woke up in here. The others also reported going to sleep as usual and awakening in this place. They had no idea why or by whom they were kidnapped. Or so they said.