User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/11 October 2017

 [07:59]  Mind you, this has no time limit.  [07:59]  It's meant to measure cognitive... stuff, not performance under stress.  [07:59]  i also read the description on the side [07:59]  So take your time and think it through.  [08:00]  Oh ok.  [08:00]  2/3rds through now [08:00]  Ok I wasn't this quick.  [08:01]  xD [08:01]  im prepared for a sore of like 70 then [08:01]  clinical idiocy here i come [08:02] <Alemas2005> That's because you aren't thinking enough! <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:02] <Alemas2005> You can go back if you want. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:02] <EveryOpenEye> are you suggesting i usually think [08:02] <Alemas2005> You should, you're communist. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:03] <EveryOpenEye> xD [08:05] <EveryOpenEye> 80% now [08:05] <EveryOpenEye> this is hard [08:07] <Alemas2005> Indeed. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:09] <EveryOpenEye> 90% [08:09] <EveryOpenEye> this is ridiculous [08:11] <Alemas2005> I will admit, in the end I really just gave educated guesses. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:11] <EveryOpenEye> im like trying so hard rn [08:12] <EveryOpenEye> 93% i have no idea anymore [08:12] <EveryOpenEye> does it want me to match these colors as well as the shapes [08:12] <EveryOpenEye> cause no [08:14] <EveryOpenEye> ...........................hm [08:14] <EveryOpenEye> 131.2 as well [08:14] <Alemas2005> .................. [08:14] <Alemas2005> Ah. [08:14] <EveryOpenEye> this doesnt add up [08:14] <EveryOpenEye> "You have more correct answers than the average of our candidates!" [08:14] <EveryOpenEye> but it also says [08:14] <Alemas2005> I got that as well. [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> percentile [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> 93.7% [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> percentile would mean 93.7% of people did better than that right [08:15] <Alemas2005> ...same. [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> wait [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> lmao [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> thats the sample result [08:15] <Alemas2005> OH GOD. [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> you need to connect facebook to see your results [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> jesus christ [08:15] <Alemas2005> N/RZSGVBAAAAPSF [08:15] <EveryOpenEye> xD [08:16] <Alemas2005> FORGET IT. [08:16] <Alemas2005> I GOT TROLLED BY AN IQ TEST SITE. [08:16] <EveryOpenEye> lmao [08:16] <EveryOpenEye> i think i can give a rough an estimate of your iq [08:17] <EveryOpenEye> based on that [08:17] <Alemas2005> YEAH. [08:17] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:17] <EveryOpenEye> god am i really going to make a throwaway facebook account just for this [08:17] <Alemas2005> Nope. [08:17] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:17] <EveryOpenEye> uuuuugh [08:17] <EveryOpenEye> i might [08:17] <Alemas2005> If you create one you automatically lower your IQ. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:17] <Alemas2005> Because you're giving in to pressure. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:17] <EveryOpenEye> xD [08:18] <EveryOpenEye> or is it curiosity [08:18] <Alemas2005> I think the only real result is this... [08:18] <Alemas2005> " You have more correct answers than the average of our candidates!" [08:18] <Alemas2005> And that's it. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:18] <Alemas2005> The problem is that, OpenEye... [08:19] <Alemas2005> "Now, the accurate calculation of your IQ score will involves many parameters, including your age, your gender as well as your country." [08:19] <Alemas2005> So it wants your real date of birth. [08:19] <Alemas2005> Your real gender. [08:19] <Alemas2005> And your real country. [08:19] <EveryOpenEye> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh [08:19] <EveryOpenEye> what if i dont acknowledge the legitimacy of nationstates [08:19] <Alemas2005> What. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:20] <EveryOpenEye> im doing it [08:21] <Alemas2005> I'll detract -5 from your total IQ score, then. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:22] <EveryOpenEye> dear god this is more complicated than it needs to be [08:22] <Alemas2005> I have to confess I didn't believe that 131.2 rating either. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:22] <Alemas2005> I was extremely sceptical. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:22] <Alemas2005> What does it want? <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:23] <EveryOpenEye> just setting up accounts [08:23] <EveryOpenEye> ok its happening [08:23] <Alemas2005> Sending all that information to the IQ guys... <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:24] <EveryOpenEye> I HAVE TO PAY $9.95 TO GET THE RESULTS [08:24] <Alemas2005> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. [08:24] <EveryOpenEye> NOT A JOKE [08:24] <Alemas2005> IT'S A SCAM. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:24] <Alemas2005> WE FOUND A SCAM. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:24] <EveryOpenEye> wow [08:24] <EveryOpenEye> YOU found a scam remember [08:24] <Alemas2005> "Is it a paid test? [08:24] <Alemas2005> At the end of this test, you will be offered the opportunity to pay to receive your results." [08:24] <Alemas2005> "offered the opportunity to pay" [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> lmao [08:25] <Alemas2005> ...it implies you don't have to pay. [08:25] <Alemas2005> Necessarily. [08:25] <Alemas2005> Jesus. [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> ca [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> pi [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> ta [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> li [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> sm [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> https://i.imgur.com/RPFp741.png [08:25] <EveryOpenEye> facebook accepted bread as a name [08:26] <Alemas2005> Nice. [08:26] <EveryOpenEye> so i gues ill never know my iq [08:26] <EveryOpenEye> unless i do another test [08:26] <Alemas2005> ... [08:27] <Alemas2005> If you consider the Luxembourg branch of Mensa a reliable source... [08:27] <Alemas2005> https://www.mensa.lu/en/mensa/online-iq-test.html [08:27] <Alemas2005> Can't do it now, maybe later. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:27] <EveryOpenEye> rosa luxembourg [08:28] <EveryOpenEye> "This test will not calculate an IQ, it will indicate if you could possibly pass the real Mensa test. You should finish this test within 20 minutes. Click onto the "FINISHED" button to calculate your result." [08:28] <Alemas2005> Nevermind then. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:28] <EveryOpenEye> this was not worth like 45 minutes of my time [08:28] <Alemas2005> Why call it an "IQ test" if it does not even give your IQ?! <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:28] <Alemas2005> Sorry. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:28] <EveryOpenEye> bah [08:28] <EveryOpenEye> damn capitalism [08:29] <Alemas2005> Blame it on me. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:29] <Alemas2005> It's my fault for wasting your time! <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:29] <EveryOpenEye> this is proof your iq is like 85 [08:30] <EveryOpenEye> also https://i.redd.it/dsynidpx0zqz.jpg [08:30] <Alemas2005> "Are you smarter than Donald Trump? Take our IQ test! - CNNPolitics" [08:30] <Alemas2005> [08:32] <Alemas2005> ... [08:32] <Alemas2005> I think the best IQ test is to not take any of these IQ tests. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:32] <Alemas2005> I can't find a single link that looks legit. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:33] <EveryOpenEye> lol [08:33] <Alemas2005> In my defence, I simply searched for "iq countries list" and the first site that popped up was the one with the test you took. :P [08:34] <Alemas2005> I saw there was an IQ test, and I thought, "meh, I'll give it a try". <img width="19" height="19" title="(derp)" alt="(derp)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/6/6b/Derple.gif"> [08:34] <Alemas2005> I didn't explicitly search for it. <img width="19" height="19" title=":{P" alt=":{P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e0/Unclets.png/revision/latest"> [08:35] <Alemas2005> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-va8gXDsI [08:35] <Alemas2005> Turn on captions. [08:35] <Alemas2005> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:37] <EveryOpenEye> old meme [08:38] <EveryOpenEye> https://i.imgur.com/ZgUYmFr.png horseshoe theory is real [08:38] <Alemas2005> It may be old, but it's still cute. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/4/47/Tongue_Smiley.gif/revision/latest"> [08:52] <Alemas2005> Hey, OpenEye.