User blog:Caysie98/ROSE AND CAY'S EPIC RAP BATTLE

You read it right, folks, it's me and Rose's epic rap battle.
Cay: My name is Cay, my raps are the best. You can't beat me so don' try, just give it a rest.

Rose: Ro's the name, though you don't need to know it, my raps are the best, and I'm gon' own it!

Cay: Don' know who you are, or where you came from, but if you gonna be pretentious, you best be gone.

Rose: Pretentious? oh please, I'm hardly that way, I could care less about whatever you say, So sit down and listen to this tale of mine, 'cause you can't even write straight on the line

Cay: I can't write straight? What'choo talkin' about? I got the best handwritin' that'll make you pout. And I ain't gonna sit; I ain't gonna listen, If you can't take my heat you best get outta my kitchen

Rose: Stay outta your kitchen? It's a really old style, The dust is gatherin' in a really stark pile. So sit here now, and listen to me, and maybe you won't be rapping off key!

Cay: Nuh-uh-uh, you listen to ME, I may be a bit tone deaf, but at least I can see! You ain't got no style, you ain't got no rhyme, you just talk talk talk, and whine whine whine!

Rose: Tone deaf don't cover it, I think it's more; Don't mean to insult, but your rap's a little poor! So walk away now while you've still got your pride, cause after I'm done, you'll be left at the side.

Cay: Give it up, girl! Can't you tell? You're hangin' on by a thread and I think it's time you fell. I'm not being harsh, I'm just telling the truth. We all know which one is the best, and you know my rhymes are the proof!

I got you covered from your head to your toes, don't bother trying to top that, cuz your rhymes' just too low. You're goin' "this, that. This, that," like some kind of machine. You ain't got no soul, no personality!

Rose: Now listen here, I mean no offense, but your rhymes make no sense. Your rap is okay, you poor little soul, but in your lyrics, there's a giant black hole!

Listen to me babe, and take some advice; when I hear your raps, I think you have lice! So put up some pitch and learn a little more, and maybe that way you won't be quite such a bore!

Cay: Time's running short, our homies are gettin' restless. It's up to y'all now, tell us who is the bestest!

Rose: It's time for the vote, and I'm getting excited, but no matter what the outcome, we'll both be delighted!

So, who do you think won? Rose Cay