User blog comment:Alemas2005/Official Complaint to the Admin Team (Yes, with a blog post, everyone must know. :P)/@comment-5153769-20130817202353/@comment-4845243-20130817211905

You are asking why we don't have time or patience to rewrite and debug your code? A few reasons.

1) If we did that for everybody, we would be overwhelmed with requests and reduced to trivial code writers.

2) There are many more productive things to do during our limited time on this wiki.

3) It is not fun. Why should your fun (in having the name) be more important than our fun?

4) It being trivial, as you say. We must attend first to important matters, which we are pressed enough to get done.