User:Alemas2005

Hello, I'm Alemas, a generally nice ol' Italian who lives in Germany but lived in the UK until few months ago. I retired on the MBs on June 4th, 2012, as I grew fed up with the mods. In this tranquil corner of the Internet, I won't have to suffer their horrible ways...

Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Dislikes:
 * MBs
 * Italian food
 * Video games
 * Cars
 * Juventus
 * Going on here.
 * Social networking (Twitter, Facebook etc.)
 * Spammers (Obvious reasons. )
 * Duplicate topics (They fill up forums to kingdom come...)
 * Any kind of fizzy drink (Can't stand the bubbles and fizziness... )
 * Apple iThingies (Over-valued and over-rated ugly blocks of plastic. Buy Android or Windows Phone. )
 * Any first-person shooter (CoD, Battlefield etc.)
 * Linkin Park (I hear about them WAY too often... )
 * Typos and grammar mistakes of any sort (Hence the Corrector)
 * My Little Pony (Too many mentions of it on the MBs... by boys. )
 * Moderators who try to limit EVERYTHING...
 * Keighlian.

Friends
...and probably a few other I missed. If I've missed anyone, tell me at my talk page.
 * cr9
 * guacamole1998
 * legostudios34
 * dude777477
 * Daniel77724
 * pinkpanther5957
 * HQuiff
 * wertys761
 * aokpisz
 * Wiktorsz
 * legodurcheinander
 * AndySonSon
 * Brandiboy101
 * Ryo-757
 * man.city1
 * drew1200
 * donaldduckatti313
 * Barbay1
 * Rosso22
 * 8ObiWan88
 * Klintrin10
 * Person that isnt famous enough to be on the list (<-Peat-a-peat. )
 * Rock-o-Ages
 * legobrickbuilder4567

Favourite Song Quotes
"I'm tired of hypocrite freaks

With tongues in their cheeks

Turning their eyes as they speak

They make me sick and tired"

-The Endless Enigma (Part One), by Emerson, Lake & Palmer. The verse reminds me of spammers.

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?"

-Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

My Quotes
Message Board ones...

"*Tongue Smiley*"

"Yowzers!" "POOOOOSTMEEEEEEEEN!!! "

"Yeppers! "

"Good grief. "

"*Facepalm* "

"Eh? "

"BOT!"

And, of course...

""

Non-MB related...

"Only by being silent, I will be heard."

"YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND LINGERING DEATH!     " -I sometimes "become" a lunatic guy/robot who lives in a place where sadness is a crime punishable by death and who creeps people out with his "" smileys.