User blog comment:Veralann/Advanced Guide to LMBW/@comment-4964341-20161225230734

'''☐ Realize you’ve been on the wiki for way, way too long. ☐ Attempt to retire because you’re on a wiki for a message board about a children’s construction toy. ☐ Fail. ☐ Try again. ☐ Fail. ☐ Take a short break from the wiki. ☐ Realize you haven’t checked it in two months. ☐ Attempt to retire. ☐ You’re back the next day. ☐ It’s 2016. Try to participate in the sick memes.''' ☐ You’re not actually funny. '''☐ Try to turn the wiki into what it was back when you were a beginner. ☐ This involves referencing years-old blog fads that haven’t been relevant for some time, and in some cases making new entries into the series.''' ☐ Complain about words being unblocked that haven’t been used since the dawn of time. ☐ Make edgy memes and use u n n e c e s s a r y s p a c i n g wherever possible. '''☐ Try to get permabanned and fail. ☐ Alternatively, try not to get permabanned and fail, but get your block reduced. ☐ Watch the community votes war over each other.''' ☐ Pretend to be detached from the community and mock them instead, while secretly wishing you were actually cool. '''☐ Retire again while continually visiting every day. ☐ Make jokes about how much the wiki changes.''' ☐ Try to teach beginners how to edit without knowing how to yourself. ☐ Try to edit for a minute, but realize you don’t know what formatting even is. ☐ Make infinite spam edits until you succeed in getting permablocked, whether or not you were trying, at least going down saying you knew how to edit. ☐ Make dozens of duplicates to vandalize articles in order to prove you know how to edit. ☐ Become infamous across wikia FANDOM (powered by wikia). ☐ You still aren’t actually cool. ☐ Get globally blocked, have your account disabled, continue making dupes. ☐ Then eventually give up, turn over a new leaf, and try to be cool. ☐ You still fail. '''☐ Try to relive the days when you felt like you were actually cool by looking at your old blogs. ☐ That was an awful mistake. Don’t do it. ☐ Seriously don’t do it. ☐ Then when you inevitably do it anyway, try to forget it happened. ☐ But you can’t, because it’s too cringey.''' ☐ So instead you spend time trying to be relevant in chat. ☐ It’s still not working. ☐ At this point you’re ready to move on to the Elitist Guide to LMBW.