User blog:Aravis Tarkheena/LMBWFF Part 10

I said I was taking a break, but I also said I'd keep writing this.

I will apologise for how short it is, but I won't apologise for what a touchy subject it includes. I'll just batten down the hatches and steel myself for the hate, which will inevitably roll in. But I had soooo much fun writing this part, and I'm glad I did it, and it's not the last weird twist I plan on including.

I'm having a fine but lonely time without chat; still don't know when/if I'll come back, and am still managing to waste as much time as usual. But I do miss you guys, don't be having too much fun without me- blast it, if I don't stop now I'll just keep making this 'note' even more ridiculously long than it should be. Enjoy this part, if possible.

PART 10

All of Drew’s plans had worked so far, but there was still a substantial amount of missing users that hadn’t been located. It was beginning to have a nagging suspicion that Marus had actually succeeded in killing at least a few of them. Drew was alone again in its office, after sending all the users to their respective missions. It would never have admitted it, but it was getting rather lonely with no users around, either on chat or at the base. The only users it had to talk to were the ones in the future, who had kept up the correspondence. AG and Bubby had been added to their number, and today Drew received a message from the former.

“Drew. To start off, I want to confirm that I am perfectly sane and that what I am saying is entirely true. Well, it was on the internet, and we know everything on the internet is true. Doubly so in the future. Bubby can vouch for me.

To cut to the chase, I am reasonably sure I have located five of the missing users, in one of the most unlikely places. This, Drew, is where you need to trust me and the internet and Hasbro. They’re in Equestria. In case you don’t know what that is, that’s the land of My Little Pony.

(Bubby and I have found Bonnie, Gali, Madeline, Nick, and Sparkly, as you know, but despite what Mad says, it’s fine. She wishes me to pass on this message: “droo i’m serius, we hates it here, we hates it 4ever.” She said more, but I felt obliged to delete it for her own good, as it would likely get her banned for a substantial time. Back on track: don’t bring us back home yet. Ignore Mad; we’ll tell you when to act.)

As we are in the future, Bubby and I couldn’t pass up this golden opportunity to spoil the future of MLP for ourselves, so we recklessly visited the MLP:FiM Wiki (which, by the way, has moved from Wikia) to see how many seasons it will last. (It’s still in production; they’re on season 24, in case you wanted to know.) We took a peek at the new episodes and characters, and to cut a long-ish story short-ish, we’ve found these five mysterious ponies that only appear in two episodes, the ones that would be aired on this and next Saturday, your time.

In their first episode, they just lurk in the background (lurk, yes, foreshadowing on who two of them will be!) Then in the other episode they appear in, they have a small talking scene with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, where we find out the names of three of them (Agent Swift, Leina, and Lina-Celestia). The other two, who lurk more, later have a run-in with Rainbow Dash, who interrogates them about their names (G.S. and Virtual Greta) and yells at them for having a friend whose name is so similar to Princess Celestia’s.

None of them have cutie marks and none are ever seen again. There are conspiracies and videos and fanfictions based on these ponies, who are forever immortalised as a mystery of Equestria. And I’d bet that Virtual Greta’s hating every second of it, the pony-loather. His, I mean, her loss. Anyways, get your great brain working on how to rescue them. Farewell.”

Drew didn’t know if it even wanted to believe that. How on earth was it possible to reach a fictional world, nevermind a world of colourful talking ponies?

Unless, of course, it wasn’t fictional.

(AN: As if I'd not add a note at the bottom? I forgot to say something; very characteristic of me: THERE IS A FREAKING COMMENT BOX BELOW. I spend hours and hours working on a chapter, and the only way I know what you think or if you're even READING is because of the comments, so can you take three teeny tiny little minutes from your hectically busy and wonderful and important lives to tell me what you think? PLEASE?)