User blog:Alemas2005/The First LMBW Creepypasta - Viewer Discretion Advised

This is definitely the most epic PM with Rio EVER.

Alemas2005 HELLO.

Welcome, Riolu777! Please remember to follow the Chat Rules! That means YOU!

9:27 Riolu777 HELLO.

9:27 Alemas2005 That emote...

Looks like its eyes have been removed.

9:27 Riolu777 I WANT YOUR HOUSE.

9:28 Alemas2005 Here, have it. *Gives you a model house of my house*

9:28 Riolu777 NO, YOUR ACTUAL HOUSE AND HEALTHCARE BENEFITS.

9:28 Alemas2005 Humph.


 * Gives you a house identical to mine, and fake healthcare benefits*

9:29 Riolu777 I WILL KILL YOU.

9:29 Alemas2005
 * Grabs an AK47*

9:29 Riolu777
 * nukes you*

9:30 Alemas2005
 * I emerge from my nuclear bunker*

9:31 Riolu777
 * zombies bludgeon you with Charles Dawkin's books*

9:31 Alemas2005
 * I unload my 9mm on them all*


 * I unload my AK47 on you*

9:31 Riolu777
 * they try to disprove you with fake theories*


 * I only exist in your mind*

9:32 Alemas2005
 * I only exist in YOUR mind*

9:32 Riolu777
 * puhlease*

9:32 Alemas2005 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 * Static*