User blog comment:Veralann/Advanced Guide to LMBW/@comment-5311834-20161224063723

lets break this down buddos (bolded are the ones ive done)

☐ Realize you’ve been on the wiki for way, way too long. sort of yes but also not really ☐ Attempt to retire because you’re on a wiki for a message board about a children’s construction toy. isnt that the excuse everyone uses ☐ Fail. i was back in like 1 or 2 months iirc ☐ Try again. Depression Lads ☐ Fail. it actually worked this time ☐ Take a short break from the wiki. at one point when i moved to ohio i was gone for a longass time ☐ Realize you haven’t checked it in two months. i mean yeah ☐ Attempt to retire. done ☐ You’re back the next day. nah ☐ '''It’s 2016. Try to participate in the sick memes.' i am a meme'' ☐ You’re not actually funny. screw you im buckin hilarious ☐ Try to turn the wiki into what it was back when you were a beginner. hell no id frankly rather die ☐ This involves referencing years-old blog fads that haven’t been relevant for some time, and in some cases making new entries into the series. any time i can ☐ Complain about words being unblocked that haven’t been used since the dawn of time. no ☐ '''Make edgy memes and use u n n e c e s s a r y s p a c i n g wherever possible. ' what do you mean "unnecessary"'' ☐ '''Try to get permabanned and fail. ' we're not gonna talk about that'' ☐ Alternatively, try not to get permabanned and fail, but get your block reduced. im a good girl ☐ '''Watch the community votes war over each other. 'theyre many lols'' ☐ Pretend to be detached from the community and mock them instead, while secretly wishing you were actually cool. i will always be cool ☐ Retire again while continually visiting every day. hell no ☐ Make jokes about how much the wiki changes. who doesnt ☐ Try to teach beginners how to edit without knowing how to yourself. im a pro editor k ☐ Try to edit for a minute, but realize you don’t know what formatting even is. P R O E D I T O R ☐ '''Make infinite spam edits until you succeed in getting permablocked, whether or not you were trying, at least going down saying you knew how to edit. ' thank you, flawless wikia abuse filter'' ☐ Make dozens of duplicates to vandalize articles in order to prove you know how to edit. nah mate ☐ Become infamous across wikia FANDOM (powered by wikia). i wish ☐ You still aren’t actually cool. lies and slander ☐ Get globally blocked, have your account disabled, continue making dupes. i wish ☐ Then eventually give up, turn over a new leaf, and try to be cool. :( ☐ You still fail. screw you ☐ Try to relive the days when you felt like you were actually cool by looking at your old blogs. i deleted them specifically so i wouldnt look at them ☐ That was an awful mistake. Don’t do it. exactly ☐ Seriously don’t do it. good life advice ☐ Then when you inevitably do it anyway, try to forget it happened. yeah ☐ But you can’t, because it’s too cringey. w e a k ☐ So instead you spend time trying to be relevant in chat. no ☐ It’s still not working. im makin this happen ☐ At this point you’re ready to move on to the Elitist Guide to LMBW. good job guys