User blog comment:Aravis Tarkheena/LMPFF Part 1/@comment-25240665-20140714164001

"WARNING: This content in this narrative deals with misanthropy, violence, walruses, and LEGOMessProductionses. If any of these things upset you or trigger unwelcome thoughts,"

I just came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Also, for the sake of realism I'll just pretend I mauled the Ursa Minor.

Other than that HOHMAHGAWDTHATISTHESINGLEMOSTEPICTHINGTHATHASEVERHAPPENEDTOME