User blog:Mr. Waddle Dee/How Do I Swellshark?

Swellshark is a user who got to Old Timer in 5 months.

FIVE MONTHS, PEOPLE.

And I'm not even Inventor yet, even though I've been active since last January. He obviously spams like crazy. He has around, what 10,000 posts? First time I saw him, he had 200 posts. That was back in early 2012.