User blog:Keplers/Wacko Story Idea

I got a crazy idea and I had nowhere to save it on but a blog.

So you don't have to read it.

400 BBY

The metaphorical lights turned on. They often do at the beginning of something important. Pity the lighting in this setting is so darn dim.

The robed man walked to the center of the chamber, a glimmer in his hazel eyes. His brown hair looked closer to black in the lighting. To each side of him he could hear the regular visitors of the palace muttering "Jedi, Jedi," to one another.

He grinned and subtly shifted his robe to reveal his lightsaber hilt. He addressed the large Hutt opposite him.

"Lord Jabba," the Jedi began, "I am Korman Voss. I have come to negotiate with you on behalf of the Galactic Republic about the creature you have in your possession called the D-"

The mighty crime lord burst out laughing, causing the denizens of his throne room to laugh nervously. He leaned forward and peered at Korman, speaking in Huttese. The bronze protocol droid to the left of him walked to Voss and stated, "The mighty Jabba tells you that the Galactic Republic will, for no sum, acquire the item in question."

The Jedi knitted his eyebrows and stroked his beard, upset. "I was ordered to take it by force, if necessary." He held his hand up, and his lightsaber handle flew to it. He activated it and pointed the blade at Jabba. "Give it to me."

"The almighty Jabba quite excitedly exclaims that the Republic will never have his new toy."

"Then I am left with no choice."

Jabba laughed again, and motioned to a bounty hunter. The hooded gun for hire pulled a lever on the wall, and Korman Voss fell down into a pit, never to be seen again.

Voss got up onto his knees, and looked up at the shadow coming from the dark recesses of the pit. As it approached, his eyes widened in horror. He raised his lightsaber defensively.

The object finally became visible, and Voss noticed chains on it. He breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his saber.

The object moved a small stick on its midsection.

"Exterminate!"