User blog:The Fruitlord/How To Survive A Horror Movie

Horror movies are just so ridiculous. It would actually be pretty easy to make it through in one piece. So here's some ways to survive a horror movie.

'''*Don't be stupid. I mean, really, "Oh, I hear a noise, I'm going to go investigate." If you hear noises, chances are you should RUN AWAY.'''

'''*Avoid attics and basements. Bad things typically always come from those areas.'''

*Also stay away from bathrooms...you never know when you'll find unpleasant things in there.

'''*DO NOT LOOK IN MIRRORS. YOU WILL SEE CREEPY STUFF. END OF SUBJECT.'''

'''*Don't hide in cars. Don't make out in cars. Just avoid cars in general.'''

'''*NEVER split up. How stupid do you think it is to go in different directions? Strength in numbers.'''

'''*STOP FALLING DOWN WHEN YOU RUN! It isn't that hard to not trip! Seriously, do you normally fall down for no reason when you run?? Besides, if the villain has a mask or chainsaw or whatever he should be the one falling down.'''

'''*Don't trust puppets, clowns, or little girls. Especially twins.'''

*Stay away from rivers/lakes/other bodies of water.

'''*Use common sense. Don't freak out. Screaming and crying isn't helping you at all.'''

So....you guys got anything else I should add?