User blog:Purplebrick333/I'm Going to Kill the LEGO Friends Creators

I have come out of inactivity to bring you this outrageousness.

https://www.lego.com/en-us/friends/explore/friends-designer#contest So I was on the main Friends Gallery when I stumbled upon a link to this contest. Naturally, I was excited, got ready to post a thread about it on the MBs, and started trying to decide which model of mine to enter.

Then I went to the FAQs... And the first thing I saw was this requirement: YOU HAVE TO BE 6 TO 12 YEARS OLD.

I almost screamed. No kidding. And I decided to hold my peace on the LMBs so I wouldn't start something that wouldn't help anything.

Over the past couple years this theme has been continually seeming to exclude and forget its older fan base. It's like they have been dumbing everything down (especially when they brought in that tween pop band that can't even sing without auto-tune and I've been about ready to kill their songwriter since they released their first song). So far I've been rolling with it.

I don't know if I can roll with it now. They have just denied not only me but all older fans of Friends this contest.

What's the most effective method of secretly killing multiple people?