User:Slicer Vorzakh/ChatLogs/8 March 2016

 [10:42]  o/ [10:45]  Adding random quotes by me to my userpage. :p [10:46]  fancy [10:50]  I want to not have to do school and be able to write freely every day in a comfortable downtown apartment with a hot man cooking up food in our posh kitchen as I survey the sunset and exhale a breath of absolute contentment [10:51]  That sounds nice [10:54]  o/ [11:00]  I had a fough few minutes just now... =P [11:00]  *rough :\ [11:01]  o/ [11:01]  What happened? [11:19]  o/ [11:19]  o/ [11:19]  Marc u like Kreator right? [11:22]  o/ [11:22]  o/ [11:23] <Bioniclefan1> All the join and leave messages look like a skyscraper [11:27] <Slicer Vorzakh> hi eed [11:31] <Eagleeyedan> howdy :D [11:31] <Riolu777> hey eed o/ [11:31] <Eagleeyedan> super slow day today :P [11:32] <Riolu777> oh it has [11:32] <Riolu777> *been [11:32] <Eagleeyedan> hey better that than a flameway [11:32] <Eagleeyedan> flamewar* [11:32] <Wolfasa> naw :P [11:32] <Wolfasa> flame wars are more fun than this :P [11:33] <Eagleeyedan> Unless you're an admin/chatmod :P [11:33] <Eagleeyedan> whiiiich I happen to be :P [11:33] <Bioniclefan1> I agree with Wolf. :p [11:33] <Wolfasa> touche :P [11:33] <Wolfasa> but still :P [11:34] <Eagleeyedan> bleh, i should probably go eat something. I've been playing games for 5 hours now and haven't eaten lunch yet [11:34] <Wolfasa> Listening to a great cover to The Number of the Beast (sie) [11:35] <Wolfasa> heavy metal gets a bad rap :P [11:35] <Wolfasa> people assume that when a song mentions war or death or something, it is advocating it :P [11:36] <Wolfasa> When in fact a lot of metal bands are some of the deepest advocates of peace and good will [11:36] <Wolfasa> :P [11:36] <Bioniclefan1> Or [11:36] <Bioniclefan1> Its advocating the destruction of PEACE. (angry) [11:36] <Bioniclefan1> :p [11:36] <Wolfasa> ....sure :P [11:37] <Brick425> Destruction of peace = war [11:37] <Brick425> Which Wolf already acknowledged. [11:37] <Bioniclefan1> Listen to them backwards! [11:37] <Wolfasa> yes [11:37] <Wolfasa> lol i know one song that actually played fun at that [11:38] <Wolfasa> and half of the intro is 'join us" said backwards [11:38] <Wolfasa> over and over and over [11:38] <Brick425> That's not how music works, Bio. Metal usually isn't a story, it's a message. So listening to it backwards would be more or less the same meaning. [11:38] <Brick425> Sorry, sport. Maybe next time. [11:38] <Bioniclefan1> guys [11:38] <Bioniclefan1> I'm just saying nonsense things. :p [11:39] <Brick425> Maybe in a nonsense universe, someone is lol'ing c: [11:39] <Bioniclefan1> Yes... it is. [11:39] <Bioniclefan1> Except the lol would be backwards. (derp) [11:39] <Wolfasa> still "lol" [11:39] <Wolfasa> more or less the same meaning [11:39] <Brick425> HAHAHA OMG SOOOOOO FUNNNNYYYYY BIO [11:40] <Brick425> SO RANDOM AND FUNYYYYYY [11:40] <Wolfasa> lol is a message! (derp) [11:40] <Brick425> o/ [11:40] <Wolfasa> Hey Derp o/ [11:40] <Bioniclefan1> o/ [11:40] <Wolfasa> Sanders has won 3 states in a row (troll) [11:40] <Derpulse> O\ [11:41] <Derpulse> poor sanders is still 200 delegates behind [11:41] <Derpulse> :/ [11:41] <Wolfasa> superdelegates [11:41] <Bioniclefan1> I knew he would come back to life. [11:41] <Brick425> &gt;everyone i know is rooting for sanders [11:41] <Brick425> &gt;hillary is winning [11:41] <Brick425> All the tumblr feminists are rigging the election [11:41] <Wolfasa> he's ahead in popular delegates iirc [11:41] <Derpulse> Nope [11:41] <Wolfasa> tumblr is actually rooting for Sanders xD [11:41] <Derpulse> Even in pledges he's losing [11:41] <Derpulse> :p [11:42] <Wolfasa> Eh, not by that much :P [11:42] <Brick425> tumblr /feminists/ [11:42] <Brick425> yk the type [11:42] <Brick425> "men are pigs", etc. [11:42] <Derpulse> Anyone who seriously still thinks Sanders is gonna win is kidding themselves [11:42] <Derpulse> :p [11:42] <Madkatmaximus> tumblr feminists hate clinton [11:42] <Brick425> strong independent women [11:42] <Wolfasa> He's creeping up on her :P [11:43] <Wolfasa> Cruz creeping up on Trump is scary tho [11:43] <Wolfasa> i'd rather have Trump than Cruz [11:43] <Derpulse> #CruzCrew [11:43] <Derpulse> #NeverTrump [11:43] <Wolfasa> #TrusTed [11:43] <Wolfasa> #nope [11:43] <Brick425> #ConstipaTed [11:43] <Brick425> saw that dank meme today [11:44] <Wolfasa> oh, very dank [11:44] <Derpulse> I am reluctantly forced to support Cruz as the only viable non Trump [11:44] <Derpulse> Men [11:44] <Derpulse> *meh [11:44] <Wolfasa> If I had any Republican running it would be Kasich [11:44] <Derpulse> Kasich and Rubio are ded [11:45] <Brick425> Even if Trump were elected, he wouldn't be able to do half of the things he says he would do. [11:45] <Wolfasa> sadly yeah [11:45] <Wolfasa> and yeah [11:45] <Derpulse> So either trump or Cruz [11:45] <Derpulse> Hence, I support Cruz [11:45] <Brick425> Banning Muslims from entering the US, making Mexico build the Berlin Wall: Reloaded, etc. [11:45] <Wolfasa> Trump would almost be liberal in some regards [11:45] <Derpulse> (Doge) [11:45] <Brick425> Berlin Wall: Reloaded should be the name of Trump's planned wall [11:45] <Wolfasa> xD [11:46] <Wolfasa> I love how when the Pope criticized it, he criticized the Pope for the Vatican walls [11:46] <Wolfasa> like what even [11:46] <Wolfasa> those walls have been there for hundreds of years xD [11:46] <Brick425> Nobody's trying to break into the Vatican as far as I know [11:46] <Wolfasa> To protect the Vatican from being destroyed multiple times xD [11:47] <Brick425> To be fair, Trump thinks illegal immigrants are going to destroy America :P [11:47] <Wolfasa> which they aren't, but yeah :P [11:47] <Brick425> IK :P [11:47] <Wolfasa> America is interestingly xenophobic :P [11:47] <Brick425> Trump makes his wall sound like it'll be five feet thick, twenty feet high, and on top will be the world's most lethal snipers. [11:47] <Wolfasa> "we're a nation of immigrants, but only white ones from Europe :D " [11:47] <Madkatmaximus> which is hilariously ironic wolf [11:47] <Wolfasa> ikr [11:48] <Brick425> Which would be pretty awesome, if it was the Korean DMZ and not the border between Mexico and the US. [11:48] <Wolfasa> Since literally everyone is an immigrant [11:48] <Wolfasa> even native americans came from Asia [11:48] <Brick425> Technically, anyone born in America is not an immigrant. The pilgrims were tho [11:48] <Wolfasa> A US-Mexican DMZ omg xD [11:48] <Brick425> omg yes wolf [11:48] <Wolfasa> that would be incredible [11:49] <Wolfasa> tbh im just waiting for the moment where SK goes "screw the UN" and bombs the hell out of NK [11:49] <Brick425> I'm thinking the opposite [11:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> oh gosh i just found kids react to donald trump [11:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> this ios gonna be good [11:49] <Brick425> omg I need to watch that [11:50] <Wolfasa> You think NK can actually fight a UN member? :P [11:50] <Brick425> But recent sanctions made it so nobody can legally sell weapons of any kind to North Korea, which includes everything from guns to tanks [11:50] <Wolfasa> It'd be over in days :P [11:50] <Brick425> So whatever they have, they have [11:50] <Wolfasa> we can get a missile to NK from Cali in a matter of minutes :P [11:50] <Wolfasa> it'd be over in a day :P [11:51] <Wolfasa> at most :P [11:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> keep the missles out of my state [11:51] <Slicer Vorzakh> put them in texas (derp) [11:51] <Wolfasa> Japan and SK would wreck NK :P [11:51] <Nart L. Chipikal> engineere builder texas man [11:51] <Brick425> I agree [11:51] <Brick425> No other country would have to intervene besides Japan and South Korea [11:52] <Wolfasa> As if the UN would even do anything :P [11:52] <Wolfasa> Or NATO :P [11:52] <Wolfasa> they'd just sit around :P [11:52] <Wolfasa> doing military exercises :P [11:52] <Brick425> On one hand, I'm kinda hoping for North Korea to be annihilated (Not with nukes) considering they have no true allies left. [11:52] <Wolfasa> Never actually fighting :P [11:52] <Riolu777> China would be ticked off though [11:52] <Wolfasa> Yeah [11:52] <Brick425> But on the other I know that's not how war works [11:52] <Riolu777> if north korea got invaded [11:52] <Riolu777> or bombed [11:53] <Wolfasa> China is sort of their friend [11:53] <Brick425> China is starting to abandon North Korea as an ally. [11:53] <Wolfasa> true, they made new sanctions just last week iirc [11:53] <Wolfasa> but still [11:53] <Wolfasa> China would be ticked [11:53] <Slicer Vorzakh> china is sort of friends with lots of people [11:53] <Slicer Vorzakh> including us and them [11:53] <Derpulse> China is friends with money [11:53] <Brick425> China would more likely side with the US than North Korea [11:53] <Wolfasa> But in a way they're friends with nobody [11:53] <Riolu777> China still doesn't want the regime to collapse because they don't want basically all of the North Koreans to flood over their border [11:54] <Derpulse> ^ [11:54] <Wolfasa> ye [11:54] <Wolfasa> The Chinese govm is hilariously non pc [11:54] <Riolu777> and if the regime collapses, would the South absorb it? [11:54] <Wolfasa> how they emigrated millions of Chinese people to the west of china [11:54] <Derpulse> IMO saying that north Korea could be toppled in a day is a gross exaggeration (derp) [11:54] <Slicer Vorzakh> presumably [11:54] <Wolfasa> to stop the muslim diffusion [11:54] <Brick425> I don't get why North Korean people wouldn't just stay so they could receive food, water, and shelter from the UN [11:55] <Riolu777> they don't want a staunch US ally with missile defense units all over it to become bigger [11:55] <Brick425> And then get jobs once South Korea takes control [11:55] <Slicer Vorzakh> not exactly derp, but doing it ... civilly would take longer [11:55] <Derpulse> It took 21 days to topple Iraq [11:55] <Slicer Vorzakh> we could just unleash all of our nukes and take it in hours but then millions of innocent people would die [11:55] <Wolfasa> If we just plain wanted to wipe them off the map, it'd take less than an hour [11:55] <Derpulse> And a 10 year insurgency [11:56] <Derpulse> Sooooo [11:56] <Derpulse> OK sure [11:56] <Derpulse> (Derp) [11:56] <Wolfasa> In fact, the US could really do that with any country on earth [11:56] <Riolu777> wiping them off the map will have near-eternal consequences for the rest of the world [11:56] <Derpulse> ^ [11:56] <Wolfasa> except possibly Russia and China [11:56] <Brick425> Per Wolf [11:56] <Brick425> I think China is just slightly more powerful than Russia, military-wise [11:56] <Wolfasa> If we cared to Italy could be wiped off the map in minutes (derp) [11:56] <Riolu777> let's not forget north korea is literally bordering both china and russia [11:57] <Wolfasa> The Chinese military is corrupt though [11:57] <Brick425> They're developing new weapons, but Russia is still using some Cold War era stuff [11:57] <Riolu777> if the US has a military pursuit there, those two will absolutely be dragged in [11:57] <Derpulse> Russia's military is antiquated [11:57] <Wolfasa> They had to lower their standards 3 times in a matter of a year to deal with the proliferation of physical failures [11:57] <Derpulse> (Zap) [11:58] <Derpulse> But president TRUMP will make our military so strong your head will spin [11:58] <Derpulse> It will be beautiful [11:58] <Wolfasa> And the Chinese spend 30% of their military time on nationalistic songs [11:58] <Derpulse> That I can tell you [11:59] <Brick425> i only have one kid [11:59] <Brick425> my iphone is fake [11:59] <Brick425> but our army can strike you [11:59] <Brick425> from across the pacific lake [11:59] <Brick425> chinese military raps [11:59] <Wolfasa> I've heard many, many, people tell me our military is awful. many people. but under me we would fix that. we would have a stunning military immediately. many people say ours sucks. Our military would become amazing, trust me. It would be undeniable. Too many people too me it's bad right now. but trust me we'll make it great [11:59] <Wolfasa> ^ how trump sounds [11:59] <Wolfasa> omg if u read the transcripts [11:59] <Derpulse> IT WILL BE HUUUUUGE [11:59] <Wolfasa> of his speeches