User blog:Loney 97/THE TRUTH FINALLY UNVEILED

It was a secret so dark, and so terrible, hidden away for years. Never spoken of, it was concocted by a mind so evil and twisted by his own ambitions that he was sure that the truth behind it would never see the light of day, but now, through two of the greatest minds of the century, the veil has been rent.

It began as a mock debate between myself and Mr. Wright at 7 o'clock, September 20th, semi-privately in my study.

7:01 Loney 97 JedilxArya is canon and GuacxAravis. :|

7:02 Nehpets7000 Guac and Aravis?!? You're a terrible father

7:03 Nehpets7000 I expected better from you, Layton. (objection)

7:03 Loney 97 What is wrong with Guac, seems like a respectable boy.

7:04 Nehpets7000 So Guac is respectable, but I'm not? :P

7:04 MeltE2 you like aravis, neh?

7:04 Nehpets7000 wat no

7:05 MeltE2 then why do you not want guacxaravis

7:05 Nehpets7000 Well, while I'm not exactly fond of Aravis, Guac is a German, and proven racist, which means he's Hitler. (objection)

7:10 Nehpets7000 And I don't approve of people dating Hitler. (objection2)

7:11 Loney 97 There is one flaw in your calculations, Neo... (layton) GUAC DOES NOT HAVE A 'STACHE! (point)

7:14 Nehpets7000 There's a flaw in your trying to debunk my theory though, Loney

7:15 Nehpets7000 People can only define if a person is Hitler only by the stache. Hitler had known this so....HE SHAVED IT! (Objection)

7:18 Loney 97 But, Neo, another fact eludes you. HITLER'S MOUSTACHE IS WHAT MADE HIM EVIL! except thatdoesn't help because arvis is still dating hitler.

7:19 Nehpets7000 Actually Loney..... THE MUSTACHE IS HITLER! (objection)

7:20 Loney 97 But Neo, then that means...

7:20 Loney 97 GUAC IS /NOT/ HITLER.

7:20 Loney 97 *ponies leap over rainbows*

7:21 Nehpets7000 You're still thinking inside the box, Lone. All the evidence points to Guac. There is only one explanation...

7:21 Nehpets7000 GUAC IS THE MUSTACHE! (OBJECTION)

7:22 Loney 97 ...my daughter has enough sense to not date a moustache.

7:23 Nehpets7000 the mustache has powers, Loney It can shapeshift

7:23 Nehpets7000 therefore, Aravis can't know she's dating a mustache (objectioN)

7:24 Loney 97 She must never know this terrible secret.

7:25 Nehpets7000 So you're just going to let it slide? Just let her live out her days dating and possibly marrying the mustache of Hitler?!?

7:25 Loney 97 I would be a terrible father, and she would never forgive me for that, unless... WHAT IF ARAVIS IS THE MOUSTACHE.

7:25 Nehpets7000 WHAT?!? (gasp) But how?!?

7:26 Loney 97 The moustache would never remain in its home country, it would be

sought out and killed.

7:26 Loney 97 Therefore, it would flee to Kanadia, enticed in by the free healthcare.

7:26 Nehpets7000 But...how could it be Aravis of all people? HOW COULD HITLER'S STACHE BE YOUR DAUGHTER?!?

7:26 MeltE2 she is adopted

7:27 Loney 97 Talmid picked her out, perhaps he even knew of this.

7:28 Nehpets7000 ...I want evidence Layton! Why Aravis out of all people?! (objection)

7:29 Loney 97 All the evidence points to it, Neo (crying)

7:29 Nehpets7000 Crap, it's true...

7:29 Nehpets7000 but wait

7:30 Nehpets7000 Maybe the mustache can't actually shapeshift BUT IT CAN SWITCH BODIES? (objection) Or maybe.... MAYBE THE MUSTACHE IS BOTH GUAC AND ARAVIS! (objection)

7:30 Loney 97 So my real daughter is trapped in the body of a moustache in Germany..? D:

7:31 Nehpets7000 There's probably a good 44% chance of that, and those odds are good enough for me! (Objection)

7:32 Loney 97 The moustache cannot be omnipotent, Neo, you're over thinking this. The answer is so simple, and the truth is stranger then fiction.

7:33 Nehpets7000 Then...how do we solve this puzzle, Layton? What is the truth behind all of this?!? If we don't find out now, Hitler will get away with everything! (objection)

7:34 Nehpets7000 Hitler has to be either Guac or Aravis, right? So which one is it? (objection)

7:35 Loney 97 We must use alchemy to return Aravis to her own body, and then Guac can kill the moustache in Germany.

7:35 I'mDivergent Aravis. It's always the one you'd least expect

7:36 Loney 97 I would compile this information into a blog to alert Guac and Aravis...

7:36 Loney 97 But then the moustache would find out!

7:36 MeltE2 moustache already knows (ud)

7:36 Loney 97 And it would switch bodies again.

7:36 Avalair (pp) (Mustache)

7:37 MeltE2 AH

7:37 Loney 97 GAH.

7:37 MeltE2 IT'S GUAC AND ARAVIS

7:37 Avalair YES MELT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

7:37 Nehpets7000 GAH!

7:37 Avalair Aravis is pone

7:37 Nehpets7000 How do we stop them?!? Is there truly no hope?!?

7:37 Avalair And Guac is brickhead

7:41 Nehpets7000 Well, my dear Loneyton, it appears this case is so intense...it's going to require...UNLIMITED CORNERS! http://viewpure.com/FdU8oqCbvzo

7:42 Loney 97 I'm writing a blog, neo.

7:43 Nehpets7000 What? But wont that reveal our trail on Hitler/Mustache/Aravis/Guac? We can't afford to let them know we know this information! (objection)

7:44 Loney 97 They will already see the logs, we don't have much time.

7:44 Loney 97 WAIT.

7:44 Loney 97 SPY'S AVATAR. NUUUUUUUUU

7:45 MeltE2 NOOOOOO SPY IS MOUSTACHE

7:45 Nehpets7000 ...WHAT??

7:45 Nehpets7000 GAHHHH

7:45 MeltE2 AND IT'S A WULRUSE, LED IS IN ON THIS

7:46 Nehpets7000 HOW COULD WE NOT SEE IT?

7:46 Nehpets7000 WE'VE BEEN SO BLIND AND IT'S CLONING ITSELF

7:46 MeltE2 AND HE'S GERMAN, HE'S HILTER

7:46 Nehpets7000 Agent Spy... IT'S SO OBVIOUS, WE WOULD NEVER SUSPECT IT! (Objection)

7:48 Loney 97 Should I try to explain it, or will an edited log suffice?

7:48 MeltE2 edited log is good

7:49 Madkatmaximus You don't need to explain it, I think it's just one of those things I won't understand, I'll just embrace :P

7:49 Nehpets7000 Just link me to the log when you make it, layton (objection)

And so, friends, you can see the terrible debacle that has unfolded under our very eyes on this wiki. I would elaborate further, but due to time constraints and the perilous nature of this blog, I shall not, and shall release this information to you as quickly as possible.