User blog:Keplers/Why I Hate Certain Things

Ohhh, yeah. A rage blog.


 * YOLO- This inaccuracy is ridiculous. There is an afterlife, so you obviously don't live only once. Jesus, Lazarus, and a few others really killed this overused pitiful sentence.
 * #LikeABoss- If you are like a boss, then you write paychecks, hire/fire people, and run an establishment. You don't awesomely win an argument or kill a monster.
 * Before you came into my life I missed you so bad- Unless Carly Rae Jepsen is a psychic, I believe this is incorrect.
 * He's the president, so he can _____- Actually, the President barely does anything without an executive order...
 * Edit rule- Yay, you've prevented a troll! Watch as he takes one minute to complete the sufficient edits and chat freely, imbeciles!
 * NancyDrew4Ever's fan confessions- No one here is bashing the Classic DW and honestly, I don't care. If no one heard you opinion before, they heard it now.
 * Murrrrp- This is a gross misrepresentation of "Murrrp." Unless said correctly, it should be a ban-worthy offense.
 * My favorite guy is Doctor Who- No, your favorite guy is someone I've never heard of. Who is Doctor Who? I only know a Doctor.
 * Dayleks!- DAH, DAH, DAH. LIKE DAHLIA. OR DA. OR FAAAAATHER.

If you have any suggestions that I agree are really, really stupid, I will rage about them here!