User blog comment:Lilac Neko/LMB has a wikihow/@comment-26570021-20160503131935/@comment-25595629-20160503180125

It's dumb, that's why. The original article was either sheer naivety or bitter sarcasm masquerading as the optimistic perspective of a satisfied 11-year old.

With that being said, I left most of the article alone when rewriting it for laugh value. I felt that parts were inaccurate and could cause trouble on the MBs if followed to the letter. I also felt that the page could actually be useful to kids, so I added some tips and warnings.