User blog:Packachoo/Batman: Family Feud

Whilst I was in the midst of my last existential crisis, silently sobbing on the floor of my bathroom shower while the water washed my tears away, I was questioning whether or not I would ever be able to attain the status of Nightwing while in this life. Alas, no. Nightwing is too perfect for this world. The best any of us could hope to become someday would be Red Robin. Dick Grayson is too perfect. Anyways, while I was wondering about the reality of becoming a super sexy hero, I switched topics and started thinking about what a Captain America: Civil War would look like when occuring in the DC universe, more specifcally in the Bat Family. I began wondering which members of the Wayne household would pick sides. To elaborate more, I wasn't questioning who would pick sides, I was wondering whose side everyone would be on. Here's my team lineup, comment yours below.

The only restrictions include NO BATMAN. This happens in his absence. Must include all members listed below.

Just read through if you're bored. Was composing this because this would be much cooler than a civil war movie, and I was sure on team mates. If you do one in the comments, no need for explanations. Just list them off.

My ideal lineups would be Team Sexy-Lawful-Good, and Team Sexy-Chaotic-Good.

Lawful would be:
 * 1) Dick Grayson. Leader of Team Lawful. As Bruce's first real son, Dick would undoutedly try to fit the role of the Batman and do the best job.
 * 2) Barbara Gordon. Barbara's been both Oracle and Batgirl, and has stuck with Dick through thick and thin.
 * 3) Cassandra Cain. Barbara's ward, and Batgirl. Loyal to Babs.
 * 4) Alfred Pennyworth. Almost Dick's dad, Alfred would undoubtedly stick with him.
 * 5)  Leslie Thompkins. Not too sure on relations but def loyal to Alfred.
 * 6)  James Gordon. Police chief loyal to Bruce and to Dick Grayson.
 * 7) Stephanie Brown. Because Tim asked her to stay.
 * 8) Bette Kane. Assisting Nightwing out of respect for the previous Batgirl and because of her loyalty to Kate.
 * 9) Lucius Fox. An ally of the Bat Family for years, he would side with the more "traditional" team.
 * 10) Luke Fox. Loyalty to his father.
 * 11) Harvey Bullock. Loyal to the original Robin and to James Gordon.

Chaotic includes:
 * 1) Jason Todd. Leader of Team Chaos. He's the perfect leader, Bruce's only failure, the prodigal son that doesn't come back.
 * 2) Damien Wayne. The only person that disagrees with Bruce as much as Jason.


 * 1) Jack Ryder. I could see him siding with Jason and Damian easily.


 * 1) Helena Bertinelli. With a somewhat chaotic past (as seen in the Arrow t.v. show), an obvious team mate.


 * 1) Renee Montoya. I could see the Question siding this way in an effort to bring justice through force.


 * 1) Bat-Mite. I could see this Batman fanatic going insane with the disappearance of Batman.


 * 1) Titus the Bat Hound. Loyal to Damian Wayne, the current Robin.
 * 2) Selena Kyle. Although loyal to Batman, I can see her taking advantage of the ensuing chaos.
 * 3) Michael Lane. Known to be brutal, I get the feeling that he and Jason would get along.
 * 4) Kate Kane. Her relationship with Renee and the need to try and keep this team as lawful as possible would place her here.
 * 5) Tim Drake. Definately an ally of Kate, with the same mission in mind.
 * 6) Harper Row. Her mechanics background would complement a few of the members of this team.

I put a lot of time into imaging this movie. Wouldn't it be sick?