User blog:MsD/Are you a dupe?

Yes you are! , you are a DUPE of an UNREGISTERED USER, and therefore shall be stabbed with a balloon at least 15 times. You shall also be written on by a cat, with the message being:

 WHALE Inc. brought you this fake message that you should've ignored; but didn't! Now feel free to make annoying comments that I won't care about and won't read.