User blog:LondonDauntlessCorvair963/The Spam Rising - An LMBW Story

It all started out a lonely day on the wiki... Chat was dead, and spam was high, as usual. So, also as usual, I went on chat. I can hear the spammers coming... (Cue music: The Calm) I start walking towards BM... He gets up and stands by my side. I hand him an SMG and I get myself a Shotgun. Up ahead is a PM room. I open the door to find Klint and Obi. They have a worrdied look on their face. I tell them "It's OK... We're not here for you." They get up and I hand Obi a Revolver and Klint a Pistol. Gord notices the band of us, and he takes his Shotgun and comes with us. Then we see it. The spam. Not an individual thing, but many, humanlike beings. They slowly approach us. We are outnumbered 10 to 1. It seems impossible... Then they all charge at us. We shoot our weapons, but they are useless. Only one type of weapon can stop spam. The banhammer. Obi and Klint throw me, Gord, and BM a banhammer. Slowly, we wipe out the spam. It is almost gone. Until... It happens. The spam is now gone. The chat is safe... For now. Because spam is never gone... In fact, it keeps growing...

(Cue music: Intruder Alert)

=THE END=

(NOTE: This is my first story, tell me if you liked it! :D )