User blog:New Dalek Paradigm/Adios, people of the Interwebs

"Oh, look, Nightwing created another blog about retiring. Ha, he'll be back tomorrow as usual, he can never stay away from this place. Hang on a second, is he quoting something similar to what I'm thinking right now?"

I'm not going to treat this blog seriously, but instead sarcastically, since all of you hate sad drama bombs. You have guessed correctly, my friends, I have staged yet another retirement in my long and winding history. I'm pretty sure this is the 10th time or so I've tried leaving. qq To be perfectly honest, each time I had a reason for coming back. The list could go on, but I'd rather not get into all of that nonsense. Essentially, I've got a lot of things to look forward to in the real world and the online world. To be perfectly honest, and no offense to you all, LMBW is not one. :o I've got an EBR entry that isn't going to make itself, a Doctor Who web series with a small but strong team that's one member short, and a group of real-life anime-obsessed friends that are girls (and another guy).
 * 1) "I missed my friends :c"
 * 2) "It's my duty to protect the chat since not many CMs are good"
 * 3) "People begged me to stay"
 * 4) "I had no where else to turn in life"
 * etc

So, why won't I stay on LMBW? What's making me want to leave?
 * 1) Half of this community genuinely hates me. (you all know who you are, so just smile away and say 'I'll miss you!' in the comments)
 * 2) I'm probably the only rogue CM on here who disagrees with a lot of the rules, so a few members of the Administration and Moderation team want my position taken away.
 * 3) I can't spend my entire life waiting for ToneTyphoon. I know he'll come back, but for now Zax and I need to make as much progress as we possibly can without his help.
 * 4) This community just really doesn't suit me as much as it used to. My personality has immensely changed, and I can't please everyone yet people still complain about me.

So yeah, that's all there is to it. :c You all really can't convince me otherwise, sowwy. I've been trying to make this decision for a long time and there aren't any good reasons for me to stay.

''lol that blog didn't sound sarcastic at all, just super depressing. nw drama bomb #20,000''

Here's a word of thanks to the best user ever:

MsD has been a fantastic friend of mine since LEGO Universe in 2011. We've ventured through so much together, and although we've both retired "massive" (Ha Ha) amounts of times, just recently he made a comeback to the Wiki. He's still the great friend I remember him as - He calls me a liar and a duper, tells the community to swear at me for retiring so much, and blocks my PMs when I try to reason with him. Thank you so much for all you've done, MassiveSodaDuck. You're always going to be a great friend for everyone.

Well, while you're all unamused, here's a shoutout to some of my real friends: And of course, the rejects. If you're not on the list, I didn't forget you, I just don't know you well enough to put you on it. ===Hang on, before you all head over to the comments to start crying, you must read this. I will not be leaving for a while just to wrap up unfinished business on the Wikia (*cough* rem's drawing *cough*). If you want to say goodbye to me, I'll be on until...===
 * Lebbies
 * Swiper the Fox
 * Remmidey Rem
 * Sherman the Woman (no, im not marissa, i swear)
 * NancarahJane (wow, that sounds weird)
 * The family of BCGs
 * Rio De Janeiro
 * The hilarious Meiko
 * Tone
 * The 10th Kiffer
 * Rose, the beautiful and kind flower
 * Obi, the only one who I could argue with for hours and still be friends in the end
 * Drew
 * Norvik

May 25th, 2013
kthxbai

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