User blog:ClutchTheGreat/The wiki chat

Chapter one: the fight in the room (troll)



Indigo turned her head to the wild sherman from the window, “when will...” Just then just then O just then THE WILD NORVIK APPEARED “I VILL EXPLODE TE BALL OF POWAH!” The wild drew appeared, “NOT TO FEAR, MILADY.” “OH, DREW!” Lady indigo cried happily. Drew pulled out his ban hammer, two inches long, Norvik pointed to his head. “Care to hit me with that peanut?” Drew held it high, it grew larger then... a peanut. It split and grew bigger and bigger 'till it was TWO TIMES HIGHA THEN DREW WACKA WACKA DOO DOO YEAH (™ weird al) So HE SWUNG IT DOWN ON NORVICK AND norvik rolled away just in time for Drew to Grab the wild norvik and dissapper. Lady indigo grabbed The wild sherman as if having a sword pointed at her. “W-what happened?” The wild sherman grabbed an oreo out of mid air and ate it. “Beats me.” Said the wild shermen. Just then, a wild nehpets Barged in from the door yelling, “For NEOPETS!” He charged at the wild sherman and blindly did not see that the wild sherman got out of the way, then a “WOW facts of life” thing appeared that said, “Nehpets on the The 'Lego message boards wiki' is really blind.” “WOW.” Said the wild sherman. “That, sir, I did not know.” AND THEY ALL FELL 'CAUSE THE BIG TOUGH NEHPETS RAMMED THE WALL. And then... The worst thing in the history of the wiki world happened, MYTHRAN APPEARED! (Lightning and thunder) Mythran used millions of mythran Emotes, and then struck the evil nehpets, But then... The wild mythran's worst nightmare... A CHAT MOD NORVIK

“NOOOOO!” Cried the wild mythran. “HAHAHA....” And then... The wild Chat-Mod-Norviks worst nightmare, A WILD ROSE. “spammyspammyspammy” Kept on the wild rose for three seconds and four milla-seconds. “The wild norvik, turned white, was know a character of a old TV show, having some black too, he had the knowledge of an old character. “I have make a trvap.” Said the wild norvik as he turned to dust. Then they looked over and... “ow... Who hit me with a hammer?” Rose had a huge bump in her head. “What... about... meeee......” Kept on the wild nehpets for as long as they could all play four games of authors. “New record. Four games. Nice.”