User blog:Aravis Tarkheena/This MUST be Stopped

This community is deteriorating rapidly, due to many reasons. But one stands out the most. It's glaringly obvious. In our faces (well... avatars). And it's a rotting, decaying mess. Our admin team.

The problem lies in a single fact. Our admins are mentally unstable. The proof is in the pudding! (Y'know, the pudding-bowl of chat.)

Jdude was the first to go. His spelling, his infatuation with dancing, and creepiness toward Asian monks all point to one fact: he's growing steadily insane. He's unreliable and can't be trusted.

Drew came next. Strange, out-of-character comments on chat are hinting toward a massive meltdown that will involve blood, violence, crazyness, and more 'fake' racism. Yes that was random.

Already, Obi, BCG, and Rio are becoming uncharacteristically silly. It is unsettling. Do we, the users who operate under their rule, want leaders we can't trust?

Drew's fall will bring down the rest of the admin team, in a very impressive and cool-looking blow.

However cool it will be, we, the users and community of the LMBW, want someone reliable. We need someone we can count on. Someone who will always be there for us, who will let us know we're cared for.

We need Roseann Shadowflame. You say she's crazy? She's being herself. She's being honest. It's her real character, uncorrupted by worldly matters.

Rose is distinctive. Cool. Savvy. Unforgettable. She'll make our community exciting and fun. (One can't say it would be organized, but that's not very fun.)

If you want reliable, honest leadership in this wiki, elect Roseann Shadowflame for admin.

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