User:Edward Nigma/Rio's Quotes

Riolu777's Quotes

Riolu777: "CNN then hired some hobos from the street and gave them suits and the same old mantra: "Please vote for Obama. Yay Obama. He's really a dictator but you don't know that." They are so cute to watch."

Taco Bell
Riolu777: "I walked into Taco bell. It was small, smelly, small and smelly, and smelly and small. I smelled the small smelly smell and smell nothing but smallness and smelly smallness. So I ordered a bean burrito. It was small and smelly as well. Except, it was beany and bean-filled, like a Disney Channel sitcom. The small, smelly, beany, bean-filled bean burrito was simultaneously small and smelly and smelly and small and beany and smelly and small and bean-filled and small and smelly and beany. It was delicious."

Misc.
Riolu777: "I couldn't take it. I took a bath. My stench was too much. I was too selfish. I was too mean. My parents were weeping. The Quaker man was weeping. Justin Bieber was weeping. One Directioneth was weeping. All of it was weeping. Life...is...weeping...a sad existence is for all of us. Don't be like me. Get off chat."

Riolu777: "I recommend hacking Google +. Then you'll have their attention. "

Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima is the evil fake Maple Syrup alchemist who was the aunt of Richard Dawkins. We guess she still is, as her face is on all of her bottles of evilness. There are also claims that she lives in a Log Cabin, but we'll leave that up for the maple syrup conspiracy theorists.

Aunt Jemima never wrote a cheesy (or in this case, syrupy) biography, so we're rather clueless on her childhood. Her acclaimed nephew, the aforementioned Dawkins, once said of her, "She was positively brilliant at making maple syrup  that didn't include any natural ingredients. That's why I'm currently brilliant at making maple syrupy claims that don't include...natural..." He stormed off immediately afterwards.

Aunt Jemima teamed up with the Swiss Miss to annoy Estonians and to make unhealthy products cheaply. They were both sponsored by CNN and Barack Obama, and they both became incontrovertibly wealthy. Some even say that Aunt Jemima had a role in the conception of SPAM, but we'll leave THAT up to the canned meat conspiracy theorists.