User blog comment:Ireithien/The Walking Jed/@comment-1693968-20140219235436

Name: Mr. Napkins

Age: 64

Appearance: You know those awesome looking old guys? They're kinda' like ninjas with grey hair. You know. Well, those were actually all me.

Personality: Maybe a little bit smug. Likes to show up all the youngins. Other than that, has a good bit of wisdom on how to properly mow a lawn.

Preferred weapons: I've always had an admiration for bazookas, but I could never give up the chance to use a sword. If only I could find a swordzooka...