User blog:Jenna Schultz/Petition: Let Jenna Schultz Take Control of LMBW and the Seven Layers of Hell

'''HELLO. '''I am the supreme leader of 3rd and Q street in your local metropolis. Yes, you know that dumpster you see in the alley way? It's mine, so tell your cat to stop jumping on it. I get paid by the cost of rent I force on those drunk hobos, and if they leave, I lose the moolah, so back off.

Anyways: I need to be your dictator. Why? Because you want me to!

....don't you?

'''YOU HAVE TO WANT ME TO! >=('''