User blog:Man.city1/My Madness

Here is the story I told Jdude today on chat :P It is also my dream :P:
 * Man.city1 I am a zombie killer
 * I can imagine a world soon,where a virus comes and turns many people to zombies
 * And I live
 * And I drive a cool truck and I meet u and we 2 only alive people
 * 5:46 Jdude420 Oh great here we go.....
 * 5:46 Man.city1 But then
 * I get obsessed to find this chocolate
 * And put our lives in danger
 * Then we get tricked by 2 sisters and they steal our truck and guns
 * So we have to walk
 * 5:47 Jdude420 OUR?!??!?
 * Sisters?
 * Wha???
 * 5:47 Man.city1 Yes
 * They trick us thinking they hurt
 * 5:48 Jdude420 WE?!?!
 * 5:48 Man.city1 Then they mug us
 * 5:48 Jdude420
 * 5:48 Man.city1 Yes we a team
 * And they steal my truck and my guns
 * So we have to walk
 * And then I break a van cause of my anger
 * 5:48 Jdude420 Who? Goggy, you, me?
 * 5:48 Man.city1 Me and U
 * 5:48 Jdude420
 * 5:49 Man.city1 Then I find this yellow Hummer
 * Full of heavy guns
 * And I drive it
 * 5:49 Jdude420 This could get exciting
 * 5:49 Man.city1 And we find the girls that mgged us
 * So I give u the wheel of the hummer
 * 5:49 Jdude420 * black(wayyy cooler)
 * 5:49 Man.city1 And when I give u the signal U come
 * And I go to my truck
 * And it empty
 * 5:50 Jdude420 Like the Hummer from GI Joe?
 * 5:50 Man.city1 And my hot self in a baseball cap and a huge chain-gun
 * 5:50 Jdude420 I can just picture it now
 * 5:51 Man.city1 The truck at the back : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2641/5840178756_951a71a5ab.jpg
 * 5:51 Jdude420 And I get a hand held gatling gun(I'm muscel man )
 * 5:52 Man.city1 And u get ambushed by one of the sisters
 * And she hides at the back of the truck
 * And when u come pick me up I say
 * "No sign of them,they must have rigged my truck.....
 * ........Shes in the back isnt she"
 * And u say "Yea"
 * 5:53 Jdude420 Nice pictute...
 * WHAIT I'm. In league with them?!?!
 * picture
 * 5:54 Man.city1 No
 * U just dumb that she tricked u
 * Then they ambush us again
 * But they let us stay in the truck
 * And then I steal a gun from one of the sisters and point it at her
 * Then the other points a gun at me
 * And I pont it at her
 * Then u say "EVERYONE CALM DOWN"
 * 5:55 Jdude420 *pullls out hidden hand gun*
 * 5:55 Man.city1 And I put gun down
 * No JDude,u out of weapons
 * 5:56 Jdude420 Drat!
 * i pull out sharpend stick*
 * 5:56 Man.city1 And then U ask her if Colombus (The City) iis still ok
 * And she says that its burnt to the ground
 * And u cry
 * 5:57 Jdude420 Ok buster
 * 5:57 Man.city1 Anyway
 * We then go to LA
 * 5:57 Jdude420 1. I don't cry and i ain't a sissy
 * 5:57 Man.city1 Compared to my hard zombie killing charecter u r
 * 5:57 Jdude420 2. I'm not dumb, i just fake it
 * 5:58 Man.city1 Ok u done
 * Its jsut a story
 * 5:58 Jdude420 Come on because we are telling a fictionist story ill dispose of da zombies
 * we drive into LA*
 * 5:59 Man.city1 THe girls driving
 * And I suggest we rest
 * And u get a map of the stars houses
 * And almost get eaten by a zombie in the mean time
 * And I take us to the king of comedies house
 * IF there one place to chill for the night its this guys house
 * 6:00 Jdude420
 * 6:00 Man.city1 At Adam Sandlers house
 * 6:00 Jdude420 Idk who that is
 * 6:01 Man.city1 And u and the girl go drink together
 * And I stay look around
 * And I find him alive
 * 6:01 Jdude420 GO PICK COTTON
 * 6:01 Man.city1 And I am like a mad man in love with him
 * Then I send him to trick u
 * And u shoot him with a shotgun
 * And I cry
 * 6:01 Jdude420 I 1.defintly didnt drink anything but water
 * 6:02 Man.city1 Orange Jucie
 * 6:02 Jdude420 Whatever
 * 6:02 Man.city1
 * 6:02 Jdude420 2.im not going out with a girl
 * 6:02 Man.city1 And u dance together cause u tell her about ur sad childhood
 * 6:02 Jdude420 DUDE
 * 6:02 Man.city1 U R IN A ZOMBIE LAND MAN
 * U GONNA DIE SOONER OR LATER
 * 6:03 Jdude420 My childhood wasnt sad
 * 6:03 Man.city1 ITS A STORY
 * FIne u jsut dance
 * And the next morning she bails and steals the truck
 * So its me and u
 * 6:03 Jdude420 Am not i live and get my powers  at the end and save da world
 * 6:03 Man.city1 Anyway
 * We together
 * 6:04 Jdude420 Continue.
 * 6:04 Man.city1 And u go after her on a bike,but fall on the floor after 3 seconds on it
 * And I would be going to Mexico to find the chocolate
 * 6:04 Jdude420
 * 6:04 Man.city1 Ina cool Black Land Rover
 * Then I pity u
 * And give u a lift
 * And the girls r at this theme park and surrounded by zomibies
 * And I tell u to run and sae them
 * 6:05 Jdude420 I decline ride
 * 6:05 Man.city1 And I draw the little ammount of 100 zombiees to me
 * And lock myself in this stall
 * 6:05 Jdude420 I get gatling gun out
 * 6:05 Man.city1 And kill all of them with oper music playing
 * 6:05 Jdude420
 * 6:05 Man.city1 And I use 2 hand guns only
 * And make dancing moves
 * And I see one of them that had killed my dog
 * 6:06 Jdude420 *wha i wanted to use da gun
 * 6:06 Man.city1 And I get "La cuca grande" out :;
 * And blow it to pieces
 * 6:07 Jdude420 I need u to copy this when we r done and blog it or me Continue
 * 6:07 Man.city1 Then u save the girls and kill a zombie clown in a cool way
 * 6:07 Jdude420 So i give girls cotton candy
 * 6:07 Man.city1 And then we meet up again
 * And u see the masacre I made
 * 6:07 Jdude420 And give rm a beeter
 * And 2x shotguns
 * 6:08 Man.city1 Then we go into the cafeteria
 * And I look for the cocolates
 * And u shoot the box by msitake
 * 6:08 Jdude420 And send them away to ur opra music cuz ur cd player brok
 * 6:08 Man.city1 Destryoing all of them
 * \And I cry
 * 6:08 Jdude420
 * 6:08 Man.city1 THen one of the sisters throws me a chocolate
 * And I eat it
 * And I cry with joy
 * And then u say this
 * "After All Ive been through,I never had a family,but those 2 girls and this big and crazy guy (ME) are the closest thing I ever had for a family"
 * "After All Ive been through,I never had a family,but those 2 girls and this big and crazy guy (ME) are the closest thing I ever had for a family"