User blog:Keplers/Why I Love Certain Things! :3

You don't learn, guys. If you ban me from chat for a year, it means I have that much more time to come up with blogs like this. ..

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." - Oh come on, this is hilarious. The whole movie is.

Daleks- That's all there needs to be said.

BIONICLE- Epic build and plot.

Cha-- NVM.

Doctor Who- Watch it and you'll be hooked unless your Ihaveawiixboxds the Grand Hater.

CM-Killers- They make the world a better place. :3

Blogs like this- They waste time. :3