User blog:Veralann/Advanced Guide to LMBW

Yet another installment of the Guide to LMBW series, this time covering subjects that will doubtlessly confront older users as they approach their third, fourth, fifth, or sixth year on the wiki.

☐ Realize you’ve been on the wiki for way, way too long. ☐ Attempt to retire because you’re on a wiki for a message board about a children’s construction toy. ☐ Fail. ☐ Try again. ☐ Fail. ☐ Take a short break from the wiki. ☐ Realize you haven’t checked it in two months. ☐ Attempt to retire. ☐ You’re back the next day. ☐ It’s 2016. Try to participate in the sick memes. ☐ You’re not actually funny. ☐ Try to turn the wiki into what it was back when you were a beginner. ☐ This involves referencing years-old blog fads that haven’t been relevant for some time, and in some cases making new entries into the series. ☐ Complain about words being unblocked that haven’t been used since the dawn of time. ☐ Make edgy memes and use u n n e c e s s a r y s p a c i n g wherever possible. ☐ Try to get permabanned and fail. ☐ Alternatively, try not to get permabanned and fail, but get your block reduced. ☐ Watch the community votes war over each other. ☐ Pretend to be detached from the community and mock them instead, while secretly wishing you were actually cool. ☐ Retire again while continually visiting every day. ☐ Make jokes about how much the wiki changes. ☐ Try to teach beginners how to edit without knowing how to yourself. ☐ Try to edit for a minute, but realize you don’t know what formatting even is. ☐ Make infinite spam edits until you succeed in getting permablocked, whether or not you were trying, at least going down saying you knew how to edit. ☐ Make dozens of duplicates to vandalize articles in order to prove you know how to edit. ☐ Become infamous across wikia FANDOM (powered by wikia). ☐ You still aren’t actually cool. ☐ Get globally blocked, have your account disabled, continue making dupes. ☐ Then eventually give up, turn over a new leaf, and try to be cool. ☐ You still fail. ☐ Try to relive the days when you felt like you were actually cool by looking at your old blogs. ☐ That was an awful mistake. Don’t do it. ☐ Seriously don’t do it. ☐ Then when you inevitably do it anyway, try to forget it happened. ☐ But you can’t, because it’s too cringey. ☐ So instead you spend time trying to be relevant in chat. ☐ It’s still not working. ☐ At this point you’re ready to move on to the Elitist Guide to LMBW.