User:Alemas2005/Chat/Logs/6 February 2016

 [11:31]  Is the (yds) emote broken for anyone else? I can't see it [11:31]  same [11:31]  a dude at my school caused $5,000 in damages. [11:31]  o/ [11:31]  wot [11:31]  did he get arrested? [11:31]  Or at least suspended xD [11:32]  I don't understand what suspension does [11:32]  No. The school didn't press charges. Oh yeah he's gon. [11:32]  Is it bad? [11:32]  Test: (yds= [11:32]  (yds) [11:32]  Ok, good. [11:32]  it's broken ale [11:32]  all hail the goddess, ale [11:32] <Alemas2005> Refresh, Slice. [11:32] <Game Wolf> He busted holes all through out the school, and massive ones mind you. [11:32] <Game Wolf> He destroyed a motion sensor for the lights. [11:33] <Alemas2005> ...the boss, Izzy. :P [11:33] <Alemas2005> Not a god, not a goddess... [11:33] <Alemas2005> Just, the boss. [11:33] <Izzybe5> Ale fixed it with his magical goddess powers [11:33] <AmazingPythor> That is accurate. :{P [11:33] <Izzybe5> Nah ale [11:33] <Alemas2005> "his", "goddess"... [11:33] <Alemas2005> (derp) [11:33] <Izzybe5> (as) [11:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> so there are more people like you at your school wolf [11:33] <Slicer Vorzakh> good to know [11:33] <Game Wolf> He was crawling through the ceiling and apparently broke some stuff up there and tripped the motion detectors so that's how he got caught. [11:33] <Izzybe5> Hush, that's not nice [11:33] <Brick425> @GW Plot twist: He destroyed the sensor because it was a distraction for the robbery that would take place that night. The robbery of the computer in that room that had data from the FBI that could put him away for life [11:33] <Izzybe5> We have no idea how much stuff wolf breaks in real life (as) [11:33] <AmazingPythor> GG Slice :P [11:34] <Brick425> That should be a movie [11:34] <Game Wolf> I break nothing. [11:34] <Izzybe5> Such a good boy [11:34] <Brick425> :P [11:34] <AmazingPythor> Gah, I have to go to dinner. [11:34] <Izzybe5> bai [11:34] <Brick425> o/ [11:34] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:34] <Izzybe5> We're having pork chops for dinner [11:34] <AmazingPythor> I'll be back around 8. :{P [11:34] <Psychos-R-Us> o/ [11:34] <Izzybe5> Is it weird I've never had pork chops before? [11:34] <Brick425> We're having cheeseburgers, Izzy. get rekt [11:34] <Psychos-R-Us> Yes :P [11:34] <Brick425> Pork chops are good [11:34] <AmazingPythor> I'm going to a semi-fancy restaurant. (spy o) [11:34] <Brick425> But cheeseburgers are better [11:34] <Brick425> lucky ap [11:34] <Psychos-R-Us> I had waffles 30 minutes ago get rekt m8 :P [11:34] <Izzybe5> I'd rather have a cheeseburger, tbh xD [11:34] <AmazingPythor> (wo) [11:35] <Brick425> Waffles are overrated [11:35] <AmazingPythor> ^tbh [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Bacon is overrated even more tho. [11:35] <Izzybe5> I prefer waffles to pancakes [11:35] <Brick425> I'll mail you half of mine, Izzy [11:35] <AmazingPythor> Okay now bye [11:35] <AmazingPythor> :P [11:35] <Brick425> haha jk [11:35] <Game Wolf> His parents didn't want him getting an expulsion on his record so his parents pulled him out ASAP. [11:35] <Izzybe5> Just because waffles are crispy xD [11:35] <Izzybe5> Aw, meanie :( [11:35] <Izzybe5> Why was he in the ceiling in the first place? [11:36] <Game Wolf> No ones knows. [11:36] <Izzybe5> What an idiot xD [11:36] <Brick425> GW, I would try to convince the cops that he needed to go to juvie for a loooong time if I were his dad [11:36] <Game Wolf> There was a whole student conspiracy to cover it up. [11:36] <Brick425> xD [11:36] <Game Wolf> Mai many people got detention from it. XP [11:36] <Game Wolf> *So [11:37] <Brick425> Watergate: Break in at the office, Nixton tries to cover it up [11:37] <Brick425> GW's school: Break in in the school ceiling, students try to cover it up [11:37] <Brick425> Sentence: All students expelled [11:37] <Izzybe5> xD [11:37] <Game Wolf> and they are really cracking down now. No phones in class, and there are rumors of us getting hall monitors. [11:38] <Game Wolf> They had a school meeting to discuss what happened and give an updated school policy. [11:38] <Izzybe5> At my college I have this one class and the teacher threatened to lower everyone's grade in the class by 5% every time a phone rings [11:38] <Game Wolf> And they changed the wifi password so no one had it on their phone. [11:38] <Slicer Vorzakh> an update school policy won't do crap if it's not enforced [11:38] <Game Wolf> But the seniors got it and started selling it for a dollar. [11:39] <Game Wolf> Then a friend of mine got it and now everyone has it. [11:39] <Game Wolf> Took 5 days. [11:39] <Brick425> We never had hall monitors. We do have one cop, but she's only around 5'5", and we also have windows in our doors, so if you want to shoot up a school, I think mine would be pretty good [11:39] <Brick425> But my brother's junior high would be better, because they don't even have doors there. It's just a really tall "doorway" (For lack of a better term) [11:39] <Slicer Vorzakh> we have several school supervisors [11:39] <Brick425> We have one cop :P [11:39] <Brick425> one [11:39] <Slicer Vorzakh> and between 1-3 cops [11:40] <Game Wolf> God, a bunch of people keep making jokes that I'm gonna shoot up my school. [11:40] <Brick425> She's like 5'5" and doesn't even wear a bulletproof vest [11:40] <Izzybe5> There's a police station on campus at my school [11:40] <Slicer Vorzakh> even though nothing happens here [11:40] <Brick425> Are you white, GW? :P [11:40] <Slicer Vorzakh> there's like one fight a month at most [11:40] <Slicer Vorzakh> and the cops don't do anything about drugs [11:40] <Izzybe5> The cops ride around campus in packs on segways [11:40] <Izzybe5> it's hilarious [11:40] <Game Wolf> They took a note card wrote my initials on it and told people if they didn't keep passing it around I would shoot up the school. [11:40] <Brick425> xD [11:40] <Brick425> Izzy [11:40] <Slicer Vorzakh> he is brick [11:40] <Game Wolf> I'm 25% Mexican. [11:40] <BlizardBrick> Brb... [11:41] <Brick425> I dare you to yell out "PAUL BLART" when they ride by, Izzy [11:41] <Izzybe5> omg xD [11:41] <Game Wolf> XD [11:41] <Brick425> That sucks, GW. You should totally go for them if you do decide to shoot up a school [11:41] <Brick425> Which you shouldn't do [11:41] <Game Wolf> gtg [11:41] <Game Wolf> dinner [11:41] <Brick425> o/ [11:41] <Izzybe5> Although [11:41] <Izzybe5> Like all those horrible school shootings were done by white guys [11:42] <Brick425> Yeah :P [11:42] <Izzybe5> Apparently that sort of crime is most commonly committed by white males [11:42] <Brick425> There's this one Mexican kid who always tells me to go shoot up a school and is also racist to everyone else but when I called him a beaner he got all mad at me [11:42] <Slicer Vorzakh> you do not look Mexican at all wolf [11:42] <Slicer Vorzakh> my mom is sort if racist and it really annoys me [11:43] <Izzybe5> okay so random, but you reminded me, brick [11:43] <Brick425> :P [11:43] <Izzybe5> In my town a few years back [11:43] <Slicer Vorzakh> she doesn't often pull the race card but when she does she pulls it hard [11:43] <Izzybe5> There was a coffee shop that opened [11:43] <Brick425> that sucks slice [11:43] <Izzybe5> and it was called Beaners [11:43] <Izzybe5> and everyone got so mad xD [11:43] <Brick425> (fp) :P [11:43] <Izzybe5> So they changed the name to Biggby xD [11:43] <Brick425> English is their second language maybe :P [11:44] <Izzybe5> It was kinda funny though xD [11:44] <Izzybe5> I used to invite people to get some racist coffee with me [11:44] <Alemas2005> *Yawns* [11:44] <Izzybe5> What is it now us sassy der? [11:44] <Izzybe5> p [11:44] <Izzybe5> nailed it [11:44] <BlizardBrick> Back. (derp) [11:44] <Izzybe5> So you are [11:45] <Alemas2005> Why do you call me "sassy derp" all the time... :P [11:45] <Alemas2005> Why this nickname? :P [11:45] <Slicer Vorzakh> it'd be better then calling you grouchy derp [11:45] <Izzybe5> Because you are sassy [11:45] <Izzybe5> and you are a derp [11:46] <Izzybe5> actually [11:46] <Izzybe5> I should call you a snarky derp instead [11:46] <Alemas2005> But even if I were a "sassy derp", why use that as a nickname? :P [11:46] <Brick425> This one senior in my JROTC class today was bragging that he had a bunch of pre-ban AR15s (Basically AR15s with large magazines that are still allowed in California because they were owned by someone before the ban that made large mags illegal) [11:46] <Izzybe5> Because I want to &gt;:3 [11:46] <Brick425> It was really annoying [11:46] <Brick425> But he's also the same kid who drives a Golf GTI that his parents bought him so there you go [11:47] <Slicer Vorzakh> is he a rich white redneck-y guy? [11:49] <Slicer Vorzakh> nvm [11:50] <GuacamoleCCXR> I thought you needed to be like 21 to drive the GTI [11:50] <Izzybe5> Why? [11:53] <Psychos-R-Us> You can be 16 and drive a GTI :P [11:55] <Alemas2005> I mean, it's not you'll drive it in a dit- [11:55] <Alemas2005> Hang on. [11:55] <Izzybe5> wot [11:55] <Alemas2005> Britain has this stereotype of young drivers driving hot hatches like GTIs into ditches. [11:55] <Izzybe5> Ah xD [11:55] <Alemas2005> ...does America even have ditches? [11:56] <Izzybe5> We have potholes big enough to count [11:56] <Alemas2005> But they aren't ditches. [11:56] <Psychos-R-Us> Why do they drive GTIs in ditches? :{P [11:56] <Psychos-R-Us> They have good handling :{P [11:56] <Izzybe5> There aren't really ditches where I live [11:56] <Izzybe5> Everything is very very flat here [11:56] <Izzybe5> Just flatness [11:56] <Psychos-R-Us> I expect to see Porshces in ditches (derp) [11:57] <Alemas2005> Incompetence/recklessness/failed attempts at impressing girls, Psy. [11:57] <Alemas2005> It's not just GTIs. [11:57] <Alemas2005> Old Ford Focus RSes. [11:57] <Psychos-R-Us> (sie) [11:57] <Izzybe5> I'm impressed by the car, you don't have to drive like an idiot [11:57] <Psychos-R-Us> We're finally getting one (yk) [11:57] <Alemas2005> Peugeot 205 GTIs, as well... [11:57] <Psychos-R-Us> Eww Peugeot :P [11:58] <Alemas2005> Do you even have Peugeot over there? [11:58] <Psychos-R-Us> Nope (derp) [11:58] <Izzybe5> Literally the only things I know about cars I learned from Top Gear [11:58] <Psychos-R-Us> I think Canada does :P [11:58] <Psychos-R-Us> Yes, the Mazda Furai race car that they burned to a crisp (y) [11:59] <Alemas2005> ...it wasn't all their fault... [11:59] <Alemas2005> I mean, it was a concept car. [11:59] <GuacamoleCCXR> Peugeot RCZs, too? [11:59] <Psychos-R-Us> Concept cars are crap :P [11:59] <Alemas2005> Concept cars aren't durable. [11:59] <Psychos-R-Us> Some show cars are just bodies on wooden frames :{P [11:59] <Alemas2005> On the subject of Top Gear... [11:59] <GuacamoleCCXR> unless they're LMP1 prototypes [11:59] <Alemas2005> Anyone know Matt LeBlanc? [11:59] <GuacamoleCCXR> then they're literally the most indestructible things in the universe [11:59] <Psychos-R-Us> No I don't :P