User:Madkatmaximus

First of all, before you waste 1/4% of your life reading this, I'd just like to say that I'm SPLIT-FRICKIN' CARAZY. Keep that in mind, as well as the number 911, chickens, sugar plums, some Oxi-Clean, and that idiot that just stole your last piece of chocolate fudge pie.

Enough of that gibberish.

Welcome to the land of bacon, bacon, and more bacon.

Here, have some bacon.

The name's Madkatmaximus96(In case you were too dumb to read the name of the page), though I prefer to be called Madkat. Due to my email address being jammed full of worthless garbage a glitch, I had to make my Wikia name "Madkatmaximus96 :P". Catchy. Besides, I owe respect to the original. Death to the new tongue smiley.

I was really hoping I get Legend some day. But alas, LEGO ruined my dreams. Oh, and I wasn't actually born in '96, that's just an important date for me. I was born in '94.

I also adore Kitties (Obviously ). Can't get enough of 'em.

I am:

AWESOME.

Helplessly addicted to s.

A Transformers fanatic.

AWESOME. (Don't forget it)

A Zelda fanatic.

AWESOME. (Just a reminder)

A LEGO fanatic.

AWESOME. (Just making sure)

Old.

Inactive half the time thanks to traveling.

AWESOME.

A PSYCHO.

I am NOT:

You.

A couch.

A TV.

Obama.

Sane.

A potato chip.

King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule.

99% of ANYTHING in the UNIVERSE besides myself.

Polls
Which Sonic The Hedgehog song is the best? I Am... All Of Me Waking Up Reach For The Stars Live And Learn Open Your Heart It Doesn't Matter Endless Possibility Knight Of The Wind His World Who is more epic? Madkatmaximus Nikomimi Who is the best metal band out of these? Iron Maiden Metallica Judas Priest Slayer Black Sabbath Alice Cooper Too epic to choose. Blech, I'm a biased music hater and I hate metal. Does Madkat has the most epic page on the wiki? YES!!!! Who should invade the wiki? Madkat Happybot The Tongue Smiley

I like
Nikomimi06. *Cough* .....

ROCK N ROLL! \m/

Transformers.

Star Wars.

Music.

Anime and Manga.

LEGO.

Dean Guitars, specifically Razorback.

People who do not question my AWESOMENESS.

Video Games.

Rock/metal/grunge/thrash metal/nu metal/metalcore/industrial music.

IRON MAIDEN, JULIEN-K, IRON MAIDEN, DISTURBED, IRON MAIDEN, OZZY OSBOURNE, IRON MAIDEN, MEGADETH, IRON MAIDEN, METALLICA, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, IRON MAIDEN, LINKIN PARK, IRON MAIDEN, DEAD SARA, AND DID I MENTION IRON MAIDEN?. \m/

TannerJ2598(Best MB friend)

Agentlevi_Jesusrocks (Other best friend)

KITTIEZ.

The Saints.

The LMBW.

I dislike
People who question my AWESOMENESS.

Politics.

Michael Bay.

The Clone Wars.

Idiots.

Justin Bieber.

People who call me emo..

The Falcons.

The Raiders.

Myself.

Favorite topics
LEGO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG in the Video Games Forum.

LEGO Transformers, my own topic and also in the V Game Forum.

MUNCH MUNCH CAFE- Guess where it is.

Favorite bands/artists/albums
Uuuhhhh..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many to list.

But my favorites are Iron Maiden, Julien-k, Disturbed, Metallica, Judas Priest, Ozzy Osbourne, Megadeth, Demon Hunter, and Linkin Park.

But you probably already knew that.

Epic albums:

Mah favorite sawngs
Breaking The law - Judas Priest

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

School's Out - Alice Cooper

Blue Monday - New Order

Every Iron Maiden song in existence.

Hangar 18 - Megadeth

Head like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails

Prayers of a Dead Man - Circle of Dust

Yurasaka - Circle of Dust

When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000

Eva - Orgy

Indestructible - Disturbed

Weatherman - Dead Sara

Devils Never Cry - Combichrist

Waking Up - Julien-k

Death To Analog - Julien-k

Someday Soon - Julien-k

Technical Difficulties - Julien-k

Forever - Julien-k again(Expect a lot of them)

Killing Fields - Julien-k

Dregs Of The World - Julien-k

Colorcast - Julien-k

Close Continuance - Julien-k

Flashpoint Riot - Julien-k

I'll Try Not To Destroy You - Julien-k

Quotes
"GIT AWAY FROM MAH COOKIES!" -Me, referring to.... Rouge The Bat. O_O

"Yes, yes, and yes. Satisfied? YES." -Me, when me and Niko were asked a very.... Weird question.

"HOLY GAZIBO!" -Me, high on caffeine.

"The Bearded Commander Of EPICNESS!" -TannerJ2598

"Back when I was a boy, I was younger" -Nicholas749, being blatantly obvious.

"I'm NUTS!" -Me, also being blatantly obvious.

"Remember children: Avoid weird fat guys with a creepy laugh." -Me

"*Kicks a turkey*" -Me, high on caffeine again.

"Now THAT'S what I call a combustible lemon!" -Bigbro223. He's like that.

"You can call me Chuckles, unlike Niko I don't muscle, I'd rather flex my Knuckles!" -Lyrics to to a Raiders Of The Lost Band song TannerJ2598 is writing for me. Seriously.

"FFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" -Random scream of off-topicness by... I don't even remember.

"Ohaider Skull, Marcy and Madkat, and Health Insurance" -Guacamole1998

"KURAHBASAHKAMURAH!!!" -Me, inflicting Wiki Chat with my awesomeness.

"You should have drawn a cat with your mouse. Then you could have drawn a mouse with your cat." -Seaside98

"I'm just doping my job" -Epic typo by LEGOMessProductions1

"What the mods said: This update will make posting easier! What it really is: This update will make posting harder than jumping off a plane in the middle of Turkey backwards and landing on your feet without getting hurt!" -Kiff9

"Bob ran as fat as he could. *Running*" -Epic typo-fail by Padmec3po

"And to ask someone how much they like their girlfriend is reeeaaaly dumb. Because, it'll always be 10. Unless you're Justin Bieber. Then you say 1, because you'll go through about 76 in your lifetime." -Me, being 100% accurate.

"W.U.T.: Weird Underwear Traders" -Me when debating if wut was an acronym.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS shall now shoot his computer with a bazooka" -Me experiencing the dreaded chat lag.

"-The Goateed Master Of AWESOMENESS is in the realm of magic turkeys" -Me being awesome.

"Cussing your TV.... A national sport" -Me

"THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR IS NOT BIBLICAL BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED." -Oak Tree

"My punctuation has committed suicide or somethin’ " -Me

"All I want for Christmas is A GERMAN SUPAH TANK." -Brick963

"*Southern ladeh, WHAT YOU DOING CALLING MEH, GIT OFF SONNY, DIS AINT TEH NUMBER YOU R LOOKING FER*" -Jdude420

"There are people. And there are strange people. And then there is Alemas." -Sherm

"IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO YOUR FACE APOLOGY REJECTED!" -Sherm again.

" The day Niko was born, scientists everywhere finely accepted the fact that not everything in life makes sense." -Me :3

"Ew, my socks are very smelly right now." -Jed

"Madkat: Moderate height for his age, which makes him tall to most people on the wiki. Oily jet-black hair, unknown if it's died, has a fuchsia streak in it. A gold loop earring in each ear, and a cheap diamond-look-alike nosering. Natural eye color unknown, wears contacts that make them look black. Tattoo on the bottom of his foot, and has a shockingly high, squeaky voice." - Sherm, ruining my self-image.

"Ok, thank God you didn't have gold loop ear-rings." - Samed5

"*Angelic choir* SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me being awesome again.

"What, Mad, you DON'T indetify with other? I always thought you were a potato. :C" -Messeh

My friends
This isn't in any order or whatever.
 * TJ
 * Levo
 * AJ
 * JK
 * Kyttii *COUGH* For more details, speak with TannerJ2598.
 * Captain Jumpy
 * That one nut
 * That other nut
 * That third nut
 * indi
 * Doctor Pepper
 * Rose
 * Messy
 * Marc
 * iPad
 * Alemas
 * Brick
 * AL
 * Pingu
 * Obi
 * NG
 * Fruit
 * Guac
 * Ihavealotofstuff
 * Ulrich
 * Breakfast
 * No1udono
 * Plush
 * Jaydoode
 * Zapteh

Gallery
Random gallery of dumb images.