User:Marcel77799/Chat/Logs/1 October 2018

 [12:43]  o [12:47]  o [01:24]  Maaaaaan I don't wanna die [01:25]  That would suck. Just dying. Being literally nothing. [01:40]  oh [01:41]  god i need this chat on a second monitor [01:49]  oh hi [01:51]  howdy [01:53]  your profile looks like someone i know irl [01:54]  Mice were. It's Catwoman :P [01:55]  i mean [01:55]  the stuff you put on it [01:55]  the I LIVE IN [01:55]  etc [01:55]  OHHHH okay :P [01:55] <BraveNewRoyalty> i know a girl who was born on august 20th, is a junior, and does drama [01:56] <WorldOfColor214> that's - uh - wow, would you look at the time? [01:57] <WorldOfColor214> oh my gosh there's a leprechaun at your window go get it [01:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> why do you do this [01:57] <WorldOfColor214> ;p [01:57] <WorldOfColor214> :p * [01:57] <BraveNewRoyalty> her name is sydney [01:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> and coincidentally she's dating an australian [01:58] <WorldOfColor214> That’s beautiful [01:58] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [02:01] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yeahhh [02:02] <Рanamaniac> oh wow this woke up [02:02] <Рanamaniac> good evening [02:02] <WorldOfColor214> Is this LFY? [02:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> everyones coming out of the woodwork [02:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> aaahh [02:03] <WorldOfColor214> I think I saw an LFY here tonight [02:03] <Nightfall396> MF panama?????? [02:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> lfy is kaledioscope [02:03] <WorldOfColor214> Shoot you're right [02:03] <Рanamaniac> *insert explitves here** nigma? [02:03] <WorldOfColor214> Panama I REMEMBER NOW [02:03] <WorldOfColor214> I’m not Nigma. :P [02:03] <Nightfall396> hey panama you're the guy I told to commit die when I was like 11 [02:03] <BraveNewRoyalty> panama just say fuck [02:04] <Рanamaniac> i don't curse [02:04] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:04] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh im sure [02:04] <WorldOfColor214> I was about to say something wildly inappropriate about that [02:04] <Рanamaniac> i could go on some whole self righeous rant about catholic superiority when it comes to cursing but nowadays language is the least of anyone's moral concerns [02:05] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:05] <WorldOfColor214> I wanna start going to Church [02:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> what does the bible have to say about cursing [02:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> fuck not, lest ye be fucked? [02:05] <Рanamaniac> ya [02:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> damn [02:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> sorry [02:05] <BraveNewRoyalty> d*mn [02:05] <Рanamaniac> its in the book of "IDC Chapter 6 Verse 2" [02:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> What's up Jose [02:06] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 🤙 [02:06] <Рanamaniac> nothing much [02:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> i thought that was moonman again [02:06] <BraveNewRoyalty> damn you nigma [02:08] <Рanamaniac> http://www.beyondusports.com/photos/What-Muscles-Does-a-Rowing-Machine-Work-Pictures/What-Muscles-Does-a-Rowing-Machine-Work-Picture-1.jpg [02:08] <Рanamaniac> i guess it doesn't really work your shins much? [02:08] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh i didnt know it worked your thighs [02:08] <Рanamaniac> like my calves aren't bad, but they aren't huge either [02:09] <BraveNewRoyalty> at least youll never be me =( [02:09] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:14] <Рanamaniac> like there's that one saint who could teleport and fly [02:14] <Рanamaniac> that was cool [02:14] <Рanamaniac> i aspire to be that holy [02:15] <Рanamaniac> that God just gives me superpowers [02:15] <WorldOfColor214> Oh, saint.... Ha, uh... Wow. [02:15] <WorldOfColor214> That's a thought [02:15] <Рanamaniac> ya [02:15] <Рanamaniac> http://www.sanpadrepio.com/Flymonk.htm [02:15] <Рanamaniac> 'flying monk' [02:15] <WorldOfColor214> I wanna believe in God. Or some kind of cosmic power [02:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> become a pagan [02:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> youre in the best part of your life to do it [02:16] <BraveNewRoyalty> (ws) [02:16] <WorldOfColor214> I think I do. But I'm scared that I don't. If that makes sense [02:16] <Рanamaniac> think about it this way [02:16] <Рanamaniac> boy, you done goofed up big time [02:17] <Рanamaniac> but if He doesn't exist, and you decide to believe in Him, lol, what do you lose? [02:17] <Рanamaniac> i mean, like that's not why i believe :P [02:17] <Рanamaniac> but i think its a good wager to make [02:17] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i need to take a piss real quick brb my niggas [02:17] <Рanamaniac> its a win win [02:17] <Рanamaniac> just go for it [02:17] <Nightfall396> Nigma Pissing [02:17] <Рanamaniac> believe in Him, be a good catholic, and if He isn't real, you don't lose much [02:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> man this would have been a hot topic 5 years ago [02:18] <Рanamaniac> :P how innapropiate can i go? [02:18] <Рanamaniac> is there no filter? [02:18] <WorldOfColor214> would He be mad if I like believed in some variation upon Him so then when I got to heaven it would be like ”wow you look different from your profile pic” [02:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> the filter is gone [02:18] <Nightfall396> yeah we fuckin killed the filter mate [02:18] <Рanamaniac> i mean the catholic church teaches that you gotta experiment so you can pleasure your wife the most by orgasming simultaneously with her [02:18] <BraveNewRoyalty> what lmao [02:18] <Рanamaniac> :P im not even kidding [02:19] <WorldOfColor214> Like if I got Him wrong [02:19] <Nightfall396> in the end I'm pretty sure I literally got banned for insulting Mish for being Christian [02:19] <BraveNewRoyalty> wtf i love catholicism now [02:19] <Рanamaniac> everyones like catholic be boohoo against sex and im like buddy we got it good over here, no condoms and we are encouraged to smash as often as we want [02:21] <Рanamaniac> this is a quote from Pope John Paul: " if a husband is to truly love his wife, he should not allow intercourse merely allow to serve his climax. He must take the difference between the sexes into account. He [02:21] <Рanamaniac> should attempt the climax to occur simultaneously. " [02:21] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> shit come back [02:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> woc =( [02:21] <Рanamaniac> "Sexual arousal in a woman is more slow. It is [02:21] <Рanamaniac> a virtuous act to contain your own climax to help bring your own wife to a simultaneous climax." [02:21] <The Last Booker DeWitt> praise [02:21] <Рanamaniac> you gotta hold off buddy [02:21] <BraveNewRoyalty> thats called edging [02:22] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:22] <Рanamaniac> the catholic church teaches edging. yay [02:23] <The Old One Returns> but butts too [02:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> this is catholic territory [02:23] <The Old One Returns> fuck, I mean mutts [02:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> gang gang nigga whats ya affiliation [02:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> excuse me i am a follower of the REFORMED SHINTO faith [02:23] <The Old One Returns> deism is the only true path [02:23] <The Last Booker DeWitt> shut up nigga we nuked your country [02:23] <The Old One Returns> piss off all of you [02:23] <Рanamaniac> https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/e/e3/Hurt.png/revision/latest?cb=20180121234857 [02:23] <BraveNewRoyalty> F [02:24] <Nightfall396> F [02:24] <The Old One Returns> tbh it is true [02:24] <WorldOfColor214> I'm just scared of dying and nothing matter-inf [02:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> is this your first existential crisis [02:24] <Рanamaniac> i mean, just become catholic and you gucci gang [02:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> come on now [02:24] <Рanamaniac> what's the worst that can happen? [02:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> by your third one you should have gotten over it [02:24] <Рanamaniac> you die and nothing happens cause God is fake? [02:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> and embrace death [02:24] <BraveNewRoyalty> [02:25] <Рanamaniac> i mean, I don't believe He is fake :P [02:25] <WorldOfColor214> had one at 7, continued on until I was going on to 9, had another when I was 10 going onto eleven, and then my favorite one [02:25] <WorldOfColor214> My favorite exisental crisis happened when I was in class [02:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> had one at 15 and i was never the same again [02:25] <WorldOfColor214> And I was like in sixth grade [02:25] <The Last Booker DeWitt> im a changed man [02:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> big f [02:25] <Рanamaniac> i literally ponder the deep secrets of life on a nightly basis [02:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> have you tried reading [02:25] <Рanamaniac> no wonder my grades are trash [02:25] <WorldOfColor214> I was like ”damn I love The Dark Knight. Sucks Heath Ledger died. I wonder what that was like” [02:25] <Рanamaniac> cause I go from not caring to caring all the time [02:25] <WorldOfColor214> I deadass SCREAMED [02:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> im sorry im laughing so hard [02:25] <BraveNewRoyalty> we live in a fucking societyy [02:26] <Рanamaniac> im more like, man, my grades are trash, does it matter? [02:26] <The Old One Returns> what the hell is even happening here [02:26] <The Old One Returns> why are people on [02:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> shut the fuck up and dont question it [02:27] <Рanamaniac> you know what [02:27] <Рanamaniac> this is a perfect time for me to sleep [02:27] <Рanamaniac> :P [02:27] <Nightfall396> where are yall coming from fr [02:27] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah id be making a tactical exit if brick came on too [02:28] <Brick425> Sleeping isn't tactical [02:28] <The Old One Returns> somehow brick joining made it /less/ retarded [02:28] <WorldOfColor214> BRIIIIIIICK YOU CUNTTTTT [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> youre right brick [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> its strategic [02:28] <Brick425> Gee thanks Matt (kappa) [02:28] <The Old One Returns> I know, it's a first [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> sleep wins the war, not the battle [02:28] <The Old One Returns> but I appreciate it, my friend [02:28] <Brick425> tbh Brave you're not wrong [02:28] <Nightfall396> bnr if you were here during my era you would have committed suicide when I came back [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> theres no big brain emote on lmbw [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> "my era" [02:28] <BraveNewRoyalty> shut the fuck up boy [02:31] <Brick425> You could also use J for Jap [02:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Jigga [02:31] <Brick425> Hey that was my idea [02:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Chigga [02:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> Gigga [02:31] <Nightfall396> new idea: [02:31] <Nightfall396> nigga [02:31] <Brick425> G? [02:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> gook [02:31] <Brick425> Nigga = Nigerian igga [02:31] <The Last Booker DeWitt> o fuc [02:31] <Brick425> Or Nigerien [02:31] <BraveNewRoyalty> https://imgur.com/a/DlR2rLa no brick [02:32] <Brick425> No you're just jigga because you've had 1/2 of a sex [02:32] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you only got 1 [02:32] <Brick425> Exactly [02:32] <BraveNewRoyalty> stop analyzing me so accurately [02:32] <Brick425> See we're on the same page rn [02:42] <Brick425> Air goes around the head of your dick instead of getting caught in the foreskin [02:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> ok i didnt think about that [02:42] <WorldOfColor214> I saw a dude with fucking pimples on his cock [02:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> those aint pimples [02:42] <Brick425> ^ [02:42] <WorldOfColor214> they were full of puss [02:42] <BraveNewRoyalty> may i inquire where you saw this [02:43] <Brick425> My dick isn't full of puss [02:43] <Brick425> Puss is full of my dick [02:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> except not really [02:43] <WorldOfColor214> There was a 50/50 chatroom [02:43] <Brick425> shhhh brave [02:43] <WorldOfColor214> Brick u virgin [02:43] <BraveNewRoyalty> what the fuck is a 50/50 chatroom [02:43] <WorldOfColor214> Nobody wants your bald ass micropenis [02:44] <The Old One Returns> when you're 50% gay and 50% straight [02:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> in fighting games 50/50 is when you trap your opponent into making one of two choices so is it something like that [02:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> being circumcised is sad [02:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> because theres no feeling [02:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh my god [02:44] <Brick425> No, having useless, STD-catching foreskin is [02:44] <WorldOfColor214> 50/50 is ”click this link and get either this or this” [02:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> brave its true [02:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> it doesnt fucking matter [02:44] <Brick425> And if there's no feeling then explain why I jack off so much [02:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> nigga [02:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> interesting woc [02:44] <WorldOfColor214> Cuz ur a virgin with an ugly bald dick [02:44] <BraveNewRoyalty> do you have an example [02:44] <Brick425> No, go ask ur mum [02:44] <The Last Booker DeWitt> yea [02:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i barely feel anything when i fuck [02:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so i think i would know nerd [02:45] <The Old One Returns> means you get to last longer, since you feel nothing [02:45] <The Old One Returns> the ultimate chad [02:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> okay this is bad i havent said nerd since 2 years [02:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> 2016 vibes [02:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> youve been calling a nerd all year [02:45] <BraveNewRoyalty> me* [02:45] <The Last Booker DeWitt> oh [02:45] <Brick425> per matt tbh [02:45] <Brick425> Uncircumcised niggas are two pump chumps [02:45] <WorldOfColor214> brave if you wanna go to a 50/50 community [02:45] <WorldOfColor214> Is recommend /r/5050 [02:45] <Brick425> I have two hour power [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> whatever matt [02:46] <WorldOfColor214> Who the fuck is matt [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> anal is basically nothing to me [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> =( [02:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> i dont get it [02:46] <Brick425> Try giving it instead of taking it next time [02:46] <The Old One Returns> that's because it is another guy sticking it in your ass [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> nigga i dont either but she liked it [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> so [02:46] <BraveNewRoyalty> who were you responding to [02:46] <Brick425> Find you a girl who knows anal anything is disgusting [02:46] <WorldOfColor214> I could go for a dick up my ass rn [02:46] <The Last Booker DeWitt> you brave [02:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> i wasnt talking to you [02:47] <The Old One Returns> I am matt [02:47] <The Last Booker DeWitt> well im talking to you [02:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> ok father [02:47] <WorldOfColor214> is this chat logged? [02:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> *click* [02:47] <BraveNewRoyalty> it is now [02:47] <Brick425> 2cool [02:47] <The Old One Returns> i hope so, i want my posterity to kill themselves in shame [02:48] <WorldOfColor214> Shit i was gonna say thing i don'trwant logged [02:48] <The Old One Returns> and there to be a record so i don't get confirmed for the supreme court [02:48] <WorldOfColor214> Am retard [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> its ok only like 3 people read them [02:48] <Brick425> Just use duckduckgo [02:48] <The Old One Returns> or use INCOGNITO MODE [02:48] <The Old One Returns> they can't track that [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> ^ [02:48] <Brick425> FBI: "Hey where did you go" [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> man i wish panama was back so he'd defuse this shit [02:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> same [02:48] <BraveNewRoyalty> and talk about bible intercouse instead [02:48] <The Last Booker DeWitt> but then i would roast him about him lubing his bone [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> for once i dont want izzy to return though [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> she'd just talk about fucking drake [02:50] <The Old One Returns> was she on earlier [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> yeah [02:50] <The Old One Returns> and yeah, that's all she talks to me about on snapchat [02:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> WHAT [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> like 2 months ago lmao [02:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> howd i miss it [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> nae nae'd [02:50] <Brick425> &gt;has snapchat [02:50] <Brick425> thot [02:50] <WorldOfColor214> I want PoI baaaaaaack [02:50] <WorldOfColor214> and Jah [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> go the fuck back to /pol/ [02:50] <The Old One Returns> snapchat's a good way to interact with normies [02:50] <The Old One Returns> and learn their language [02:50] <BraveNewRoyalty> oh you mean person of interest [02:50] <The Old One Returns> kek [02:50] <Brick425> &gt;jah [02:50] <Brick425> no [02:50] <WorldOfColor214> yes [02:50] <The Last Booker DeWitt> i love talking about that shit [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> poi is a weird [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> i thought he was some school shooter [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> until i learned he was in mongolia [02:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> bro what [02:51] <Brick425> He is&gt; [02:51] <The Old One Returns> wait what the fuck [02:51] <Brick425> *? [02:51] <Nightfall396> I want Psycho back Bottom Text [02:51] <The Last Booker DeWitt> mongols? [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> then i dubbed him the village shooter [02:51] <The Old One Returns> oh [02:51] <The Old One Returns> finland I presume [02:51] <The Old One Returns> mongolia 2 [02:51] <WorldOfColor214> I liked person of info, jah, luna, and.... [02:51] <BraveNewRoyalty> shooting his seed into the eurasian steppe lmoa