User blog:Brickmaster7946/A Bad Translation

The following is a completely random and amazing translation of a scene from an Italian textbook. My friend and I translated it by twisting the words into similar English ones, and changing the smallers ones into words that would make (more or less) logical sentences. Enjoy.

~Claudia and Bruno are discussing something, a group of some sort~

~Julia runs in~

Julia: Claudia! The complete group is made up of children, and they are very tasty. Bruno, you are basededi.

Bruno: Can I be scrive cannon?

Claudia: No, you leg music. You are not scrive cannon.

Bruno: Leg music, no! Scrive cannon! You have no creativity!

~Massimo runs in with his pet dog, Gustavo~

Claudia: Massimo, did you get the batteries?

~Bruno interrupts Massimo~

Bruno: Gustavo, why did you con Massimo into getting the batteries?!

Massimo: I couldn't get the batteries, I had no strange gelato.

Bruno: I have strange gelato, it's alright.

Massimo: Can I have the scrive cannon now?