User blog comment:Cakedude222/The Chat Signs Chapter 3/@comment-24717442-20141005172104

This is what happens when Creepypasta meets LMBW. Anyways, Halloween's coming and whatnot better than a good ol' cheesy horror story?

'''I'm praying right now that this is intentionally horrible. And it's not cheesy. Just stupid.'''

I cried in pain as I sunk deeper into the sharp pool of glass. Shards of glass were cutting my skin all over my body.

'''You know. Only your skin. Not penetrating to your internal organs or something, as that much broken glass would normally do.'''

I closed my eyes and let out a scream.

'''You already said you were crying in pain. Redundant.'''

That's when I woke up and discovered that I was still in class.

'''That's not a discovery, that's just you taking in your surroundings! You're not Indiana bucking Jones!'''

It had all just been a bad dream. My peers and teacher all looked at me.

That's a great way to end a paragraph.



Later that night I got on LMBW. I knew something wicked was going on LMBW. Could LMBW be hiding something or be part of satan or the illuminati?

'''First off: stop using "LMBW" so much. It's repetitive and also redundant. Secondly: "part of satan?" Which part? Because some of the users here on LMBW are worse than Satan's left buttock. Third: OF ALL THINGS, WHY WOULD THE DEVIL CHOOSE TO MANIFEST HIMSELF THROUGH A WIKI FOR INNOCENT LEGO FORUMS?!'''

So when I got on the chat I only found 4 users on. Alemas, Marcel, Von and BM were the only users on.

Night chat's never that dead.

WR joined in later.

'''Still inaccurately dead. And if you're going to draw me into this story, at least make my demise more interesting than my death in SnLMBW.'''

I pmed Alemas.

THE.

PLOT.

THICKENS.

We needed some real talk about him being the only user besides me who was on chat when user:666uwildie joined.

'''Wait, why did you put "user:" before his name? Were you trying to link to an alt account you made for him?'''

Pretty much this is what I told him: "Alemas you can stop hiding."

Very awkward sentence structure, and WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Alemas didn't reply. Suddenly, Von left chat. Right after he left so did BM and then WR.

*Cartman voice* Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I was confused as to why everyone was leaving so suddenly. Marcel then went afk. That's when I noticed that Alemas' avatar changed.

This story's so crappy I half expect Jeff to be his new avatar.

His avatar was now a picture of "Jeff the Killer."

MOTHERBUCK

Right after having an avatar change, he replied back to me in pm...

Alemas2005: omg i read this jeff story i love it so much i want to marry jeff this is now jeffpedia

I checked his reply and it said "die" with a derp emote next to it.

Holy crap, that's hilarious.

I sent a reply back to him but it didn't go through so I refreshed my chat. To my horror, the chat had turned all black with the text in red.

OH NO! THE COLOR SCHEME IS SO UGLY AND HARD TO READ!

I also noticed that Marcel was no longer on chat. But Alemas was still on.

So terrifying.

"Death's coming and soon LMBW will be satan's resurrection," Alemas said in main chat.

#classicalemas

Also, I wasn't aware that Satan had ever died.

This really freaked me out since Alemas wasn't the type of person who'd say something like this.

You haven't talked to Ale when he's hammered, have you?

I was thinking that maybe he got possessed by a demon or so something.

'''THAT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION. ALE'S NOT MESSING WITH YOU OR ANYTHING. IT'S A DEMON'''

I was about to ask him what he meant, but he banned before I could post my question. The ban message said: "Tick tock it's getting close".

YJF could write a scarier story than this.