Let's try something completely original (I hope). Here you can create new welcome messages like the ones bots leave on your wall after you make your first edit! Here's a not-super customized one I made for *keplers a little bit ago:
Hello and welcome to the LEGO Message Boards Wiki! I hope you have fun here, and enjoy yourself!
Before editing or chatting could you please read our policy and rules? It helps everyone stay safe, and creates an enjoyable experience for everyone.
If you would like help with something or have a question please contact one of the active Administrators, list located on the LMBW:Staff, on their Message Wall.
But anyways, thank you for your edit to the Welcome to the LEGO Message Boards Wiki! page! (no, thank you, really) 
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Have fun!
