"I SANG TO A BANANA BECAUSE I'M A NINJA!" is a topic created by Dwarfminefan580 in the Community Chat Forum. It has 104 pages, 1,553 posts and 3,400 likes. In this topic, users create random statements by matching up their join date and avatar torso color to a chart of different phrases, which are then pieced together to form a random sentence. The topic's name, "I sang to a banana because I'm a ninja!" is one example of a sentence created this way. The results are often funny and unexpected.
Many similar topics have been made as a result of this one (though none of them have been nearly as successful), and many posts within topics have also been parodies. This has caused several topics with names that sound spammy.
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Hey guys, sorry about the topic title!
Get ready to make a silly sentence based off of your LEGO MB profile!!
Pick the month you got your LEGO ID:
January--I kicked February--I loved March--I ate April--I did the Macerena with May--I choked on June--I roleplayed with July--I smashed August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you got your LEGO ID:
1-------a LEGO onion 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a Darth Vader minifigure 5-------a gangster 6-------my dog 7-------my best friend's pillow 8-------my neighbor 9-------my science teacher 10-------a banana 11-------WhiteAlligator 12-------a stuffed animal 13-------a goat 14-------a pickle 15-------your favorite My Little Pony 16-------myself 17-------Miakittymoon 18-------the I LIKE FRODO topic 19-------a ninja 20-------Taylor Swift 21-------a noodle 22-------Jammyjam10 23-------all the mods 24-------a football player 25-------my brother 26-------my sister 27-------some random Forestman 28-------Dwarfy 29-------a homeless guy 30-------a permanent marker 31-------a llama
Pick the main color of your minifigure's torso:
White----------because I'm cool like that Black----------because that's how I roll Pink----------because I stepped on a LEGO brick and couldn't control myself Red----------because the voices told me to Blue----------because I'm epic, and do whatever I want Green----------because Dwarfy made me Purple----------because I'm cool Gray----------because I'm NOT a hobo Yellow----------because someone offered me 100,000,000 dollars Orange----------because I was sad Brown----------because the mods promised me a cookie Other----------because I'm a ninja
Please share yours! We promise not to laugh... too hard. |