FANDOM

GandalftheWizard

aka Gandy, UNCLE GANDERS, Gand

  • I live in 'Murica, though I'd prefer England
  • My occupation is being a derp...
  • I am more than slightly insane...much more...o.0


Gandy

Home

'Murica

Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

6 ft

Hair color

Dirty Blond

Eye color

Hazel

Skin color

Slightly tanned

Weapons

A personal Death Star/broadsword lightsaber

Affiliation

SOPO

Girlfriend-I-wish-I-had Daisy Ridley
Girlfriend-I-actually-have N/A
Personality Type INFP-T/INTP-T

Hi! I am the LotR-loving, Daisy Ridley-obscessed, Jack Sparrow-acting Star Wars fan known to my friends as Gandy. I am fluent in many languages, such as gibberish and sarcasm (both of which I speak like a native), and can, at will, quote entire sections of movies (a skill learned through rewatching too many films). I also love to debate (even though I never win), and like to ponder the deep questions of the Universe (such as "Is the Universe finite or infinite???" and "Is Pizza really the best food on earth???"). xD

I also frequently drink rum and vodka, though we seem to keep running out (I wonder why...), and I smoke dat pot. I also do some cocaine or meth when I get bored, as well as occasionally heroin. But, yeah, that's, like my pasttime. :P

Oh, and contrary to what you make think, I am not actually completely incompetent. Shocker, right??? xD

Well! That was a boring introduction. :| (I apologize for rambling on in my narcissism. I went to the doctor today to have it treated immediately. :P)

Anyways, if you are interested in the inner workings of my soul, then read on. (But at this point, I give you permission to leave. No one should be forced to endure my insanity. xD)

Quotes (Eternally WIP...)

"You laugh at me? I will write your grave in Comic Sans..." ~ my brother (speaking to a video game XD)

"dear attractive neighbor, I understand you are washing your car, but please put your shirt back on. though not unpleasant, it's admittedly very distracting" ~ Ked (Unfortunately, I am not the attractive neighbor...XD)

"SCARJO" ~ Trenzy

"are you saying Gandy is drunk, Plurk? :P" ~ Div (*looks innocent* wut wut i'm not drunk...*hides bottle of rum*)

"No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail" ~Brian Greene (I know this is true from firsthand experience. Don't ask. Just don't. XD)

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” ~J.R.R. Tolkien (Yes, this applies to you. Sorry. XD)

"Your future is what you dreams make it, so go to sleep." ~No idea, but he/she was evidently a genius!

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits." ~Einstein (So true...so true...XD)

"...gandy you're actually making me cry irl" ~ Maj (Oh...I'm sorry, Maj. I didn't realize I was so scary...)

"I said a girl, not a sea monster disguised as a girl." ~ Keplers (Good to know, Keps, good to know...XD)

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” ~An Unsung Genius (I know this is true from being frequently wrong and being too argumentative XD)

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” ~Abraham Lincoln (I should take this to heart more...XD)

"Before I do anything, I ask myself: "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. ~Dwight Schrute (Who Dwight Schrute is, I have no idea, but great quote! A true life motto...XD)

Favorite Pieces of Music

John Williams - Rey's Theme (Audio Only)

John Williams - Rey's Theme (Audio Only)

Pirates of the Caribbean - Soundtrack 15 - He's a Pirate

Pirates of the Caribbean - Soundtrack 15 - He's a Pirate

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Soundtr 03 - Davy Jones

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Soundtr 03 - Davy Jones

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Soundtr 09 - Wheel of Fortune

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Soundtr 09 - Wheel of Fortune

Interstellar - Main Theme - Hans Zimmer

Interstellar - Main Theme - Hans Zimmer

The Avengers Theme Song

The Avengers Theme Song

Captain America The Winter Soldier OST 09 - Taking A Stand by Henry Jackman

Captain America The Winter Soldier OST 09 - Taking A Stand by Henry Jackman

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Soundtrack 05 - Up Is Down

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Soundtrack 05 - Up Is Down

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Soundtrack 12 - One Day

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Soundtrack 12 - One Day

John Williams - Kylo Ren Arrives at the Battle (Audio Only)

John Williams - Kylo Ren Arrives at the Battle (Audio Only)

Favorite Songs

  • New Romantics (Taylor Swift)
  • Wonderland (Also Taylor Swift)
  • Speak Now (Again, Taylor Swift)
  • Long Live (Yet another Taylor Swift song)
  • Our Song (Big surprise: This one is also a Taylor Swift song. Shocker.)
  • Demons (Imagine Dragons)
  • Radioative (Imagine Dragons)
  • It's Time (Also Imagine Dragons)
  • I'm So Sorry (Yet again, Imagine Dragons)
  • Warriors (Again, Imagine Dragons)
  • On Top of the World (Guess what - Imagine Dragons!)
  • Immortals (Fall Out Boy)
  • Centuries (Fall Out Boy)
  • Light 'Em Up (Fall Out Boy)
  • Glitter and Gold (Idk)
  • Out of Control (Idk)
  • The Song of the Lonely Mountain
  • I See Fire
  • The Last Goodbye

Favorite Books

  • The Lord of the Rings
  • The Count of Monte Cristo
  • Rangers's Apprentice #7: Erak's Ransom
  • The Fabric of the Cosmos
  • The Mystery of the Periodic Table

Favorite Movies/Trilogies

  • Gladiator
  • The LotR Trilogy
  • The Dark Knight Trilogy
  • The PotC Trilogy
  • National Treasure
  • The Captain America Trilogy

Signatures (If you sign, you dine! XD)

  • heey you scary derpy derp ~ majjy
  • signing because i will sign all the pages QuantumHedgehog
  • Saying hello on an inactive users profile like a boss.User:Tuvok95

And thus ends my profile.

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.